Pretend /b/ lives together in a giant mansion.
Get out of my house nigger.
>>672068293
>>672068401
Get out of my house, niggers.
*pizza guy arives* 'Fuck off newfag'
WER DA WITE WOMYN AT DOE
>>672068443
>>672068401
>>672068293
Niggers Gtfo
Your house? I'm the on who fucking pays the bills!
>>672068401
This is my room
Who jizzed on my pancakes
>>672068512
*stares disappointingly at the reddit user.*
*ejaculates*
*flies away*
*flies back*
*sides explode, killing everyone in the immediate vicinity*
*tips sides*
"M'lady.*
*flies away again*
*comes back*
[joke intensifies]
*flies away again*
>
lel
Which one of you sick motherfuckers blew cum in my socks?
>>672068668
Probably the spic maid
>>672068293
Hey, my name is Kate...I'll be in my room if you need me
>>672069005
Wanna fuck?
>>672068293
Hi there OP. How you doin? Great? You are making those shitty threads that makes you a big faggot again? Kk dont mind me.
>>672068293
>Taking a shit with the door open
Pic related
>>672069005
Hey, my name is David...I'll be in Kate's room face fucking her if you need me
>>672069005
OHOHOH SHIT! Would you mind wearin black lipstick while you give me a bj?
>>672068542
I COOK. I CLEAN. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!???
All you do is drink and sit on your ass!
>>672069127
promise you'll get me endless coffee?
>>672069266
Yes
>>672069211
I remember you from somewhere...did you work at a certain office building?
Hey guys do you mind watching my 12 year old sister and her friend for an hour while I head out? They are in the basement. Thanks guys
>>672068526
Top kek
>>672069354
maybe another time, im not in the mood
>>672069005
Whoever was supposed to get groceries fucked up. Let's go for supper.
>>672069133
You should come too. I like your style.
>>672069218
Were you the idiot that didn't buy food? Was that you? Come on, man.
>>672069133
>flush
Umm... Op i think.... Yup.
Shitters clogged.
>>672069465
Oh yeah yeah we'll take goooood care of her.
*Dick pops out*
>>672068293
Hire thugs and take over a section of the house . Most likely where there's a kitchen included and set rules . You guys now become my bitches and do what I say . Force you to sell drugs and bring females to mansion I keep 95% profit of the drug operation . Park 17 Ferraris out front and 17 Ford Raptors trucks one Ferrari for every bitch I got and 17 trucks for faggot thugs . Build and extremely complex escape tunnel from my section of mansion to a helipad where I keep a Russian helicopter incase any of you faggots want to fuck with me . Vanish
>>672069554
Wow... Thanks.
can someone help me get this horse into my bed?
Could all of you stop circle jerking in the middle of the living room? I have to mop of your fucking ass stains and cum.
>>672069732
>Hire thugs and take over a section of the >house . Most likely where there's a >kitchen included and set rules . You >guys now become my bitches and do >what I say . Force you to sell drugs and >bring females to mansion I keep 95% >profit of the drug operation . Park 17 >Ferraris out front and 17 Ford Raptors >trucks one Ferrari for every bitch I got >and 17 trucks for faggot thugs . Build >and extremely complex escape tunnel >from my section of mansion to a helipad >where I keep a Russian helicopter >incase any of you faggots want to fuck >with me .
> Vanish
There ya go. Fixed it for you.
>>672069554
Sure, I'm hungry, Waffle House?
-Kate
>>672068293
This is a strongly Pastafarian household!
All hail the spagetti monster and Raptor Jesus!
GTFO INFIDELS!
>>672069648
Uh anon, your dick is hanging loose man. Just make sure it stays hidden while hanging with the girls okey?
Hey is it fine is my cousin Carlos stays over for the night? His mother just died and he has nowhere to go...
Kate here, who the fuck leaked this shit
>>672068293
Titts or GTFO
>>672070877
Not Op. Thanks though. I've been looking for that dog.
>>672070773
Fag
also you guys cant kick me out, for i have shown tits
-Kate
Who keeps deleting my loli folder and desktop background? It's getting really annoying.
>>672070058
>You live in my mansion my rules fucken faggot you're the masters bitch
Hey assholes, the third floor is overrun with furries.
>>672070877
OP here, stay out of my room because you might not be happy with what you find in there...
>>672068293
>WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT IN MY KETTLE
Goddamnit. Someone russled through the jimmy drawer again.
Is there an empty room where I can masterbate? Or a masterbation room with others?
*an heroes in the kitchen right In front of everyone*
>>672071400
Me.
>see
>>672069133
We ran out of coffee. Someone go get more
-Kate
/pol/ just came by and stuffed the garage full of trump posters
>>672071628
>steps over the new lumpy rug on my way to the fridge
I'll be jerking off possibly going out to find a female
>>672071568
Op bedroom seems like a good place.
>>672071911
Op sleeps on a mound of semen
>>672071911
We live in a mansion I wanna jerk off some place exotic
Come into my room. room. room. it's time for some boom. boom. boom.
Sure! It's down the hall, downstairs, go straight, turn left, you'll end up in another hall then go downstairs, go straight, you'll end up in another hall then go downstairs, go straight, you'll end up in another hall then go downstairs, go straight, you'll end up in another hall then go downstairs, go straight, and you'll find the empty room we've never used, no pc or playboys but you can just use your imagination
>>672071867
You've got one right here
-Kate
>>672070606
>>672071568
There's the jizzus shrine
Hello where i can get some ass here
OP has been to shopping
Sup guys its chad
There's a guy in my building who shits in the stairway and in the elevators and smears that shit all over the buttons. I'm already living in a building with you fucking autists.
How many mothers' basements can one mansion have?
>>672072054
Kek
Who the fuck took my dead 10y/os from the attic?
I'm not happy if I don't have my toys guys :)
>>672072102
Perfect. Anyone wanna go back to back with me?
>>672072310
All the basements
*Op enters in the house with groceries*
Hey guys I'm B-
...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! THERE'S FUCKING SHIT IN THE WATERFOUNTAIN! SEMEN ALL OF THE FLOOR...AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL NAKED?!
>>672071796
Kill em with tumblrinas, they must be punished with idiotic people.
Memebroker called. Our Pepe futures did well enough last year to purchase a new wing
>>672072460
U mad bitch? *slaps your ass with flacid cock*
>>672072326
my bad bro.....want me to wash the jizz off them or you just want them back?
>>672072308
if you're in Michigan, you live in the same complex as my cousin. Or you are my cousin. He told me a similar story hahaha
>>672072308
Damn, I'm feel sorry for you Anon
>>672072460
You're welcome for all the shit. if felt so good to take that big of a dump.
>>672072633
Rather stay in my room and play vidya
-Kate
Hey guys, who the fuck pays the mortgage?
Someone call pest control, the loli-roaches are back
>>672072213
>non english speaker detected
idi nahui rusky pidaras
>>672072645
Nah, leave the jizz, I want to eat it.
>>672072990
That dog fucks everything.
>>672070877
>>672072936
m00t
>>672073019
Ill take care of them, just get them to my roomie boomie ;)
>>672072990
Because I kicked them out of the kitchen
Swear to fucking god the next time a anon comes into my room and jerks off while I'm sleeping, you're gonna have ah bad time
The ceiling's dripping cum again!
>the fridge is full of suspicious smelling milk again
>sfur is kicked out of the house
>>672073372
Yes please, we are not indians
Cory is now in the house.
>>672073372
No
>>672073290
Don't wear that sexy costume then
>>672073043
Ты русский? Соси мой член педик
The dog just dragged in a rekt thread
>>672071379
source ? whats the story behind that ?
>>672073463
We're runnin out of fuckin food! So we're shittin and diggin out the seeds that we ate out of the shit! Like how the indians did back then!
>>672073165
;-; yamete onegai senpai
>>672071873
sorry, that's Chad's bookbag.
Will anyone tuck me in and kiss me goodnight?
Guys?
>we have a problem.
Please call the exterminator
>>672073831
ILL FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
QUANTUM POWER
>>672072054
*Kate enters room
OK so I needed to borrow condoms and I went in OP's room
>>672074041
*Kate exits room
>>672074159
*Kate masturbates in hallway
Please stop leaving flaming bags of dog shit in all the doorways
What did I tell you about going into my room!
>>672074150
>>672073949
NO DADDY NO!
>>672074264
FUCKING MAKE ME PUSSY
>>672074245
I'm not going near that shit
>>672074150
That's not OP's room. Where's all the semen?
>>672074245
No. It's full of fishhooks.
sorry lads i fell asleep with a lit blunt
>>672074257
Boi
*Kate stabs Kate impersonator
-Kate
So /b/ros, I'm gonna go summon a loli sex slave, who want to learn how to do it?
>>672074456
OP ate it.
>>672074574
*summons sexy 11 year old to fuck*
>>672074245
sorry lads i fell asleep with a lit blunt :O
>>672074565
Fuck
-Kate impersonator now discovered
>>672074753
Look at this fool, all my gaming gear....well I'm going to Waffle House
-Kate
/B/ROS RUN! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
>>672070276
No problem with this. Hail his noodly appendages.
>>672074753
Seriously? That's the twelfth fire this week.
THE LOLI IS BURNING
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ANON! ONE MORE NEWFAG IN THIS HOUSE AND I'LL KILL EVERYONE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey /b/ros looks like i just moved into the mansio , anyone wanna give me a tour?
>>672075192
Yeah, just remove your lower clothing and prepare for rough anal sex
>>672075192
I'll show you out. The exit's on the fourth floor
>>672074753
>runs into fiery house to rescue stash
>>672074753
Op here
anon could you stop burning down the house? Anyways just bought a new one /b/
>>672075192
>>672075133
IM BOMBING THIS FUCKING HOUSE
>>672075310
Okay if thats how things work in this house.
I'll pass in that!!!!
> all I see is
> over weight ppl
> traps
> druggies
> maybe a whore or 2
See you all in the next life
Who stole Robotic Loli #28 and replaced her with Robotic Loli #14? Didn't we all agree 28 is mine? She sure as heck was in MY closet!
I'm at Waffle House, what's happening at home?
-Kate
Anyone know how to get cum out of a self encrypting flash drive?
Wheres my daddy!!!! I need my spanking! >.<
>>672068293
Anybody seen my rifle?
here have a hot-dog
>>672075874
Shit got burned down, anal gay sex and bombings how u doin bb
>>672075874
It's like cards against humanity manifested itself in real life
>>672074753
I'm with the NYFD. When we were investigating the fire we found 2 malnourished Pakistani sex slave children in the basement.
I'd appreciate it if the owner would come forward. My wife says they can't live in my house anymore.
Anyone wanna draw on the walls with me and blame it on the newfags?
who let this chink in the house?
A giant mansion full of /b/ users? This existed, it was called Habbo. The pools sucked.
>>672076206
mine. just waste em and dump them in a ditch, i got a new one anyway
>>672075862
She came out, bro.
>>672076110
good, these waffles are god tier
>>672076157
shit, i probably should stay here a little longer
-Kate
>>672076087
Nik the dick
Batchelor Party
>>672076255
I'm in
the niggers got wind of the house
K here,I'll be at the range if you need me.
>>672076717
Well did 14 go in?
>>672076363
Long Duck Dong
16 Candles
>>672076912
I installed this just in case!!.....
These stupid fucking niggers, I raped one of their sisters and now they got their fucking gang all around the house...well we're fucked
Should never invite newfags into this FUCKING HOUSE
>>672076773
Bring some home so we can have a good old waffle night if you know what i mean ;)))))
>>672076912
That dude with a huge carrot
>>672077103
I'm going to a hotel, the house is burned down
>>672077063
Dang it! Now I'm cutting myself on this edge
>>672076986
Yep, pussy wasn't her thing.
I'm fucking moving out if i find out that another fucking furfag or trap have moved in.
>>672077190
>black
>'huge carrot'
kek
who let this nigger in the house?
I grab multiple machine guns, and violently murder everyone.
Now i own the mansion
>>672076912
Dude has a fucking leaf
>>672077253
Now #19 and #4 is also here, did you send them? Oh no wait, that's the /b/ reading feature. Keep forgetting about that update.
I threw a grape soda out of the window, it rolled down a hill, the nigger with the carrot and his friends ran after it, we're safe.
>>672077063
LOOK WHAT THE NEWFAGS DID TO THE WALL!
Which one of you cock suckers filled the bath tub with hot dog buns
>>672077448
thats my slave jamar leave it be
>>672068922
sorry
>>672077063
>>672077448
>toilet bowl rape baby
>>672077512
please leave...nobody wants you around here, Joe Dirt!!
>>672077448
That's my shit don't insult it asshole
>>672077264
should keep them in the basement where they belong
>>672068293
You're all not waking up tomorrow.
Just a heads up.
Don't go to bed.
>>672077791
Your shit became a tard nigger.
>>672077791
now the lil nigger is outside!!
Guys! Anon! Hes dead!
Who did it?!
>>672069133
>Ignores the fact that your ass is out
>Makes you feel uncomfortable by staring at your toes in disgust
>>672074150
Why did you think you were gonna find condoms there in the first place?
>>672078008
The toilet was fucking clogged so I shit into a bucket
>>672077829
The best idea i have heard today, let's have a family meeting and see what everyone thinks.
>>672068293
I claim the gaming room as my homeland. Suck it, faggots.
>>672077231
ree.
ok so this truck is parked outside...
>there is a nigger among us
who ever left this in the middle of the living-room floor should learn to smear it in,next time
I think he's hiding in the basement using our wifi.
>>672078404
>>672078537
Fuck kek
>>672078587
i taped the wifi code to the router. my bad, i thought niggers couldnt read. it seems they are advancing.
>>672078008
>His fucking face
>>672078587
Then get the fucking broom and hit him out! I'm not touching it!
I hid a one frame dickpic in every porno on the fileserver, deleting the originals. Have fun.
>>672077761
>>672078404
He's the nigger!
I'm not going near that thing!
>>672078979
playing with op's dog!
Why do you care I lay in bed all day
Hey guys I just got back from the doctors office. There was a ton of really weird people there, we were all just waiting for what seemed like hours. I came in and puked all over this guys twice, by accident. I was feeling better so after a while I fucked off. I think someone pissed in the coffee.
Oh shit
I need to go to the bathro-
Aw! Thanks for playin with him anon! He needs some exercise anyways
>>672079126
Who's turn is it to look in the basement for furfags?
>>672078587
Are you sure Tumblr didn't get in? Found this while looking for the nigger.
>>672078333
Wanna come over?
>>672079457
Fuck, it's mine.
>>672079457
Just gas them
Can someone help me hide a body?
ok,...who did this shit?
Nah, think it was Reddit
>>672079495
Hi, I'm from pest control.
I'm here to eradicate your nigger infestation. It disgusts me that you let it get this bad, to be honest.
Hey guys, i'm new here, where i can kill niggers?
spiderman just flew through the fucking window guys HELP
WHO changed wifi pass????? Nigs
>>672079686
Untie that nigger! Put him in the gas chamber!
>But for real, why do you have this image?
>>672079882
I think there's one in the basement stealing wifi
>>672080001
rip quads
>>672079867
>>672079882
Get an AK and head to the basement.
>>672079960
SHIT ITS AN INFESTATION
>>672073571
Don't think it's a story, just looks like someone filming a documentary on some special needs hostel or whatever
>>672080008
Oh fuck, niggers fuck everything, i'm just wait the god emperor of mankind deport all this shit from here.
>>672080063
I'M GOING, ANON!!
>>672079867
>>672080107
pest control, can you deal with the spidey infestation too? I'll let you fuck anon's black rape slave
>>672079964
I did, the new one is "watermelonandfriedchickenandkoolaidsuck". There is no way they will get onto this one, trust me.
>>672080107
hELPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>672079572
Fucking summon me there already
hey guys anyone wants to play some Melee?
Nigger stealing our wifi
>>672079867
start in op's room
Hey guys some old dude invited us to a wedding. Who's going?
>>672068293
That place must have a HUGE basement.
>>672079867
pest control, can you kill the nigger who are stealing our wifi?
>>672080328
I changed the WPA2 key to get him off, the new one is "watermelonandfriedchickenandkoolaidsuck"
>>672080328
change the password to white_ppl_masterace123
>>672079867
I'VE GOT THE BAIT ANON GODSPEED
Family meeting when we change wifi next time
>>672080498
Impenetrable. Good work anon.
>>672080401
On it.
>>672080248
I'm not trained for spidey infestations. I'll call my supervisor.
im the mexican
>>672080522
i've changed to sieg heil angola, faggot.
>>672080764
AND THIS FUCKING NIGGER?!!!!!
can someone call the cops,I caught this nigglet breaking into our rides
guys i'm on the roof smoking a blunt, i hear gunfire and the wifi keeps kicking me out... everything ok down there??
Hey guys I bought a kitten today lets kiss its nose
>>672080809
>massive colony of mostly-unrelated people living in a single dwelling
We're all mexicans here.
>>672080579
I have bait also
>>672080809
Trump waits you, sandnigger.
>>672080949
We don't need cops just shoot him
>>672081004
Yeah, I'm guessing you are on the neighbours? We are "Virus Installing..." and "Virus Installing... Guest". The guest network kind of ruins it.
PEST CONTROL GUY IS DEAD. NIGGER HAS HIS AK.
It's time to run.
>>672081420
OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK!!!!!!!!
>>672081420
FUCK! THEY'RE LEARNING
i'm pissed off with those monkeys.
>>672081420
GET THE FUCKING MACHETE
>>672068883
What are you?!
>>672068639
I'll break the glass while you sleep faggot
I can't even sit outside and enjoy my icecream without u fuckers messin it up
>>672076912
Fortify the defenses!
I called in a few favours with law enforcement. They're running the wifi thief outta town.
>>672082464
why we don't convert the niggers to whitenism?
Stay the fuck out of my room! I'm trying to watch some quality porn!
>>672082641
I hope they don't see the robo-lolis. I think #23 and #7 are chilling near the front door now.
*screams from sex dungeon*
I can't take 3 big dicks all at once!
>>672082753
There's no time for porn there are niggers about!
>>672080307
With what? Look, just come over
>>672082674
Get me a bathtub full of this stuff and I'll make it happen.
>>672082875
this is so intolerant, capitain sweden.
>>672082875
YES YOU CAN
