Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Never Grow Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq34Zy0s1mA
In
This threads are pathetic..
>>672024530
31 seconds.
Too fast for me to post the oath.
cute song
whats up lads
What did she mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCejNXaDvAS/
I'll tell you what it means, Taytay's gonna be thinking about kids soon
>>672024756
who knows maybe she's just discovered she's preggo
>Daily reminder that taylor swift is a lesbian who lives with her live in lover Karlie Kloss and would never even give any of you 40 year old virgins a second look.
>>672024756
I really didn't want to talk about this and I choose to believe it's either just for jokes or one of her cats is pregnant.
I know I'm delusional but I really enjoy being delusional.
http://www.mckenziepost.com/denver/taylor-swift-buys-a-house-in-estes-park-colorado/
Taytay's moving.
>>672025045
this
>>672025045
>just for jokes or one of her cats is pregnant.
It's a joke about how Taytay has cats that are like her kids. Taytay's dad considers them her grandkids as such
>>672025085
she has 5 mansions already, so the move obviously isn't permanent.
maybe she's looking for a comfy midwest family home to raise some kids with calvin.
>>672025219
*his grandkids
>>672025085
I mean she already has 3 houses I believe might as well buy more.
>>672024724
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BCejNXaDvAS/
>>672024756
>black kids
>>672025219
Thanks for keeping me cooled down.
>>672025235
I can't even keep track properly.
>>672025235
>calvin
kek
not possible she is gay
>>672025368
if I recall correctly they're in london, nashville, new york, LA and the fifth one is somewhere in pennsylvania. I have been wrong before however.
>filter 'black'
>filter 'karlie kloss'
thread quality up by 200%
Q: why do you guys worship her so much?
>>672025235
At least Ester Park is cheaper to move to than NY.
Swifties, if we unite, we can all live in the same or close neighborhood to Taytay, maybe even see her often at whatever grocery stores in town.
And I'm guessing it's a means of being closer to Calvin without having to worry about media attention. Instead of staying at her California home with lots of paparazzi and stalkers around or going all the way to the East Coast to her NY home while Calvin's in LA or Nevada or whatever for work, she can be in a tranquil place in Colorado which is close but not too close
>>672025602
because we are 40+ year old virgin shut ins we have nothing else now please leave us alone to our delusions ffs!!!
>>672025602
I started wasting my time in these threads and now im infected.
>>672025678
>>672025778
Off by one damn
>>672025600
I could only recall Nashville, NY and LA but you're probably right.
>>672025602
She looks like a Goddess, she has class and style, she makes great music, she's just as perfect as anything can be.
>>672025678
the challenging part is that I'd have to live in america, but for taytay I guess anything
>>672025602
we think her face, body and personality are perfect, and a lot of us like her music too.
>>672025678
Funny thing is is that it would probably work, though of course she doesn't really stay in the same place often and is on the move a lot.
Hey guys, hope I'm not too late
>>672025600
kek
can you filter your denial?
why are you mad that taytay got bl@cked ?
why are you so mad that taytay is now with k@rlie now??
>>672025864
>>672025937
Aight, not really my taste but I can image/understand
>>672025792
TayTay is a powerful drug.
>>672026098
Not at all.
>>672026131
Thanks for understanding anon cheers.
>>672026098
good to have you here. how you feelin anon?
>>672026131
to each their own
>>672026025
Isn't seeing Taytay out and about in everyday life if only for few times during her break worth moving to America anon?
>>672026177
no thats just your meds lol
>>672026131
Here is mine contribution
>>672026284
Not great if I'm honest. It's been a long boring day.
>>672026324
For sure it'd be, I was just kinda amazed how easily you could get that done, relative to other ways of getting to meet her of course.
>>672026276
>>672026284
you guys are bat shit crazy and thats the best part about it, i come to this thread rather than the ylyl threads because this is 100x funnier
>>672026495
well, like always, you've got a taytay thread to relax in, and it's friday tomorrow as well. hope it treats you better than today did, brother.
>>672026576
did someone say ylyl?
>>672026324
i bet they tag teamed her after the show
>>672026495
Sucks but I guess it's weekend soon, doing anything interesting?
>>672026680
Here's hoping, cheers
>>672026495
thats what happens when you are a shutin lol
>ywn share a coke with taylor
colorado here I come
>>672026726
Cuck/shit/chloeposter, was it you in the /hr/ thread yesterday and in the /tv/ waifu thread?
>>672026528
>gif related
>>672026996
how long did you say you've been worshipping taytay for? I recall you saying several years or something
>>672026893
But I'm not?
>>672026845
Not really, I'll probably try to go to the gym twice in the next three days.
I've got another long day tomorrow tho
Hbu?
>>672024481
Not this shit again
>>672026940
>autism detected
>>672027107
I've listened to her since 2008/2009 (cant remember the exact year but it was in that school year) and I've had her as favourite artist since so I guess since then.
What tv shows besides Grey's Anatomy and Law & Order SVU do you guys think Taytay watches?
>>672027136
Have to work for most of saturday, only have college until 1 pm tomorrow though. Was supposed to go out with my friends tomorrow but most of them either didn't wanna go or were to busy so we called it off.
>>672027003
nope i never go to either of them boards, they are too slow and boring, i prefer this one, there are more autists here to mess with :)
>>672027389
oh wow, nice. how's it been seeing her physically and musically change over this time? have you always kept it to yourself, or have there been places like this one where you could talk about her?
>>672027499
I have never though of this, ever. Probably a good romcom.
hi there swifties
>>672027222
>trips of truth
unfortunately the have a medical condition...
BRAINWASHED TAYTAY FAGGOTS SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES. SHE'S SO ANNOYING. FUCK OFF!
>>672027499
the walking dead, without a doubt. everyone and their mother watches that show.
>>672027787
ey what's up
>>672027533
What do you do on /b/ after and before the Taytay threads?
>>672027528
That's too bad, hope you have a good day tomorrow, you say college, you're American then, right?
>>672027795
moar!
>>672027629
While her musical shift was of course noticeable I always encouraged it, because shortly after I was done with Fearless, Speak Now was released which was so good and it made me even more TayTay crazy. I also really liked that she went poppy and she even pulls off a more mature sounding pop album. I was always more bothered by the way her looks changed.
And no I always kept to myself, of course I found some TayTay forums but it was always just teenage girls talking about her relationships which I of course didn't give a fuck about, and since I've only been on here since 2013 I only joined in the occasional TayTay thread here.
In hindsight the daily threads were the best thing that could've happened, I never expected them to last more than a week thinking people would get bored of her but I am proven wrong.
>>672024481
Swift was robbed of having a butt.
so sad :(
>>672027900
>the walking dead
>tfw you will never comfort Taytay when the show shocks her and scares her
Why even live besides to worship?
>>672027930
usually destroy the amy schumer threads then later the boxy fag threads, this one is the most autistic tho
>>672027787
Sup
>>672027945
I'm not but our educational system is so much different than the English and American ones that translating is a bitch.
>>672027900
nothing much. spent whole day being sick, only managed to get some pills...
what about you<
>>672028135
Fearless is the best song i think.
PRAISE OUR GODDESS!
I WOULD DO EVERYTHING SHE WANTS FOR HER!
>>672028221
People make Amy schumer threads here?
Like ironically or unironically?
>>672028191
>tfw you have never watched an episode of the walking dead, ever.
>>672028191
>tfw you know taylor could easily pass her self off as a zombie when she is make up free
>>672028099
if not for these threads I'd never have gotten so into her. I'd say most of our posters are here thanks to you. good job, anon
>>672028271
not much. hope your sickness goes away soon.
>>672028328
as someone who keeps up with it, it's not a very good show, although season 1 was amazing.
>>672028328
I'd recommend it, but the show goes full retard too often and gets really ridiculously slow for long stretches of time. And season 2 is terrible.
>>672028279
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, YOU BRAINWASHED FAGGOT. SHE'S UGLY. SHE'S AN EARWORM. KILL YOURSELF
>>672028531
cringe
>>672028327
they made like 3-4 today a few hours ago declaring her the queen of /b/
>>672028592
wouldn't you kiss her feet every day?
I badly want to fap to her bellybutton
>>672028717
>>672028531
You have been indoctrinated by TayTay and that anon. You are now a faggot
>>672028662
So it was ironically? That's hilarious, did the threads reach 300 posts?
>>672028531
I never set out to convert people but I guess happy accidents happen.
>>672028588
I'll just stick to what I'm currently watching them, don't watch a lot of series anyway.
So what do you guys think of never grow up?
For me it was one of the first taytay songs i heard that got to me on a personal level and made me see her songs as more than just a catchy beat.
>>672028588
you just know they fucked.....do you think she shoved her tongue up taylor's asshole?
just imagine them tribbing!!!!
>>672028823
>I'll just stick to what I'm currently watching them
What shows that an American would recognize do you watch right now?
>>672028717
it's a rare sight
>>672028829
pretty much sums up my thoughts, it was one of the songs that made me realise she's not some dumb pop princess.
>>672028686
id chop off her legs and make her walk on her bloody stumps
>>672028885
Probably had a threesome with Austin.
Sweet sweet wincest
>>672028802
nah about 200-230 i killed two of them
>>672028686
Fuck no!! She's ugly
>>672028968
that's pretty edgy, anon
>>672029059
How do you know you're the reason the threads died?
>>672029035
i dont think she would do that tbh she only eats pussy these days
>>672024481
i find this lady very unattractive, she looks like an anorexic bird with a smug face, i dont get the daily threads about this lanky person.
>>672028829
Actually it's kind of like that for me as well, but after all these years it's been downgraded to just another song.
>>672029147
because he stopped posting after i kept referring to her as a coal burning joke stealing jew.
>>672029095
>>672028968
faggots
>>672028686
I would.
>>672028531
thank you. feeling like shit right now, doesn't even enjoy lurking on /b/
>>672028952
yeah I love fappin to that pic. really hope for moar soon
>>672028932
Community.
>>672029256
I respect your opinion, personal taste, now you should probably leave unless you want to be infected by TayTay.
>>672029256
it's all subjective in a way, and we find her quite attractive. we're entitled to our opinions and you to yours.
>>672029190
Ain't no fun if the family can't have none.
She was influenced by the South afterall
>>672029256
Same
>>672029146
not really..i just think it would amuse me to force her to walk on them, yeah she would pass out a few times from the pain but its a learning curve, id place a nigger in front of her as a reward
>>672029345
Still sick from your trip to Dublin?
>>672029264
Just curious, you've obviously been a fan a lot longer than me so what songs have stayed amongst the top for you?
>>672029334
It was only one anon posting? That's sad
>>672029336
how does chopping her legs off make me a faggot?
>>672029531
I would take care off her every day after that.
>>672029424
>be infected by TayTay
well she did go with nig nogs...i bet she got some nasty infections now..
>>672029653
> I chop off legs
> Look how big my penis is
> Faggot
>>672029575
I've posted my top 22 yesterday but my top 5 is.
>The Story Of Us
>Picture To Burn
>Out Of The Woods
>Better Than Revenge
>Enchanted.
>>672029565
yeah. haven't been sick this year so i guess i had it coming
>>672029479
oh im sure its fun, lorde owns a strapon i bet
>>672029722
>she will never look at you like that
Calvin's a lucky manmore
>>672029904
Haha I guess it had to get you some time get well soon anon.
My new favorite thing is to listen to Mozart while browsing Tay pics.
Heavenly choirs and this beautiful thing..
Fuck maybe it's time to snap out of this
>>672029424
>infected by TayTay
Top kek. I'll never be brainwashed
serious question guys...do you think taylor owns a sybian?
or an hitachi wand?
>>672030048
Seems like a good idea actually.
>>672029591
im pretty certain he was samefagging
>>672030197
You mean kinda like you do here?
>>672027107
Decided to look up when I made my TayTay folder, actually. Pic related.
>>672029713
would you give her roller skates for her stumps?
>>672029825
you seam to be obsessed about faggots and penis...if anyone was looking to be gay right now that would be you.
>>672030156
yes.. done it for a while now
it gets better if you look up taydeos (taylor videos.. yeah I know) on youtube and mute it..
>>672029958
>looking at her beard
kek
>>672030437
>Taydeos
Term coined.
>>672030101
sybian for sure i bet k@rlie regulates how much pleasure she gets when she sits on it lol
>>672030048
this sounds pretty good, although I just listen to taytay instead
>>672029958
very much so
>>672030339
>20.2gb of pure taytay
good heavens, that's bliss
>>672030339
>20 gigs of Taytay
Good God. I hope that includes music videos.
>>672030374
lololololol u rekt him m8 XxxDDDDXDD
>>672024481
I get it... she is hot
but if you like her music youre a fucking faggot
>>672030698
music taste is subjective, /mu/
>>672030316
iv actully never samefagged here once, kinda makes me laugh when you guys actually believe its just one guy.
>>672030698
>liking music I don't like makes you a faggot
You must be 18 or older to post here m8
Oh no I'm late! Hey guys.
>>672030601
>>672030619
It doesn't include music videos, actually. Does include 2 movies that add up to around 10gb though. Adding music videos isn't a bad idea though.
>>672028592
>being this jealous
>>672030550
source?
>>672030663
>>672030698
I really never understood why so many guys like her music. I'm not saying it's poorly done, but I mean how can a guy relate to most of that shit?
>>672030837
what movies? also, consider backing it up somewhere. would be fucking tragic if your computer died or something.
>>672030926
HAHAHAHAHA U SO FUNNY XDXDDDDDdd
>>672030958
topzoz
>>672030837
What movies?
Does that include the 1989 Tour?
>>672031006
>>672031146
HAHAHAH HOW CANT U STOP BEING SO FUNNY OMG YOU SHOULD BE ON TOSH.O
>>672030896
Her cutest instagram post ever. https://www.instagram.com/p/1_jRQxjvAE/?taken-by=taylorswift
This is your taytrap faggots
>>672030996
>>672031049
The 1989 World Tour Live and The Speak Now World Tour Live haha.
TAYTAY FAGS, JUST KILL YOURSELVES. SHE'S UGLY. SHE'S ANNOYING. SHE'S AN EARWORM. I don't understand why you lot are TayTay fags, but I won't be indoctrinated into being one
>>672031218
>>672031461
We've been over this anon.
>>672031288
>shirt says 'i want to live on an island'
>tfw I live on an island
these are hints surely
>mfw taytay thread officially derailed
>>672031568
Something something romantic relationship.
>>672031471
Well okay, I may be a faggot. But taytay is still a goddess.
this is what you get when you fuck taytay
>>672031656
not really, we're still going while you faggots post random shit
>>672031780
this
>>672031568
I was born on and used to live on an island.
What does it mean?
>>672031780
>goddess
they don't exist
unless you are talking about Chloe then she is an exception
>>672031562
Kill yourself, brainwashed faggot
In other news do I keep on posting gifs or return to pictures.
>>672032003
>>672032098
Continue with gifs, especially super cute ones of her
>>672031780
>goddess
Fuck off, Tayfag
>>672031980
Subtle hints anon.
>>672031931
>tayfag finally admits its more than one guy
THE INTERVENTION IS WORKING GUYS KEEP SHITPOASTING IN TAYTAY THREADS THERE IS HOPE FOR THEM AFTER ALL!!!!!
>>672031831
these are actually harmless, and could even make intercourse more pleasurable for the woman
Goddess.
>>672032098
both are great, anon, do what feels right, though I prefer gifs
>>672032217
She looked amazing in that music video
>>672032328
>what feels right
I usually just click on a random picture, rename it and post it, no thought.
>>672032165
>being this butthurt that queen chloe is the true queen of /b/ and a real goddess and not a forced meme like taytay
>>672032306
thank you fam i got scared the shit out. i'm born with those
>>672032313
13 get confirms that tess holliday is a goddess
>>672032403
She did, she does in all of her music videos actually, New Romantics better not change that.
>>672031288
thank you
>>672032637
I see no reason why it would. she gets some pretty good directors
>>672032637
I confess, I didn't like Out of the Woods video or how she looked in it
>>672032711
No problem.
>>672032711
>implying
all hail the true queen of /b/
Image limit. Call it here for tonight?
>>672032903
>deleting a post to then post Chloe
Pathetic m8.
And you claimed you'd only ever done that once
>>672032903
I will. TAYTAY VULT
New thread!
>>672033006
TAYTAY VULT
>>672033024
New thread?
>>672032986
lol calm down dude its funny
>>672033024
>>672033097
I'd be fine with that, but not sure how many swifties are still here though
I got your new thread right here
>>>/pol/66103148
>>672033006
keep trying faggot
Chloe is the true queen ;) taytay is an ugly dyke
>>672033275
then make a chloe thread and fuck off. Why are in in this thread, real talk...are you retarded in the head, like legit retarded?
>>672033097
sorry. cant do
>>672033445
>tayfag calling someone else retarded and mental in the heads
ohyou.jpg
new bread when
>>672033534
this facetious individual is not the true OP
>>672033024
>>672033097
>>672033242
So we're with 3, that can't be enough.
Start another fucking taytay!! Are you kids faggots or something?
>>672033097
cant i promised my boyfriend i would play him like a trombone earlier if he pretended to be taylor swift for me
>>672033630
Yeah, that sucks.
I guess that's it for today, was nice talking to you swifties.
Even cuck/shit/chloeposter (cause it's just the one dude to be honest, it's jonautist level samefagging) was less of a faggot than usual today
>>672033594
so you are retarded. Being a fan of taylor in a taylor swift thread is not the same as shitposting chloe in a taylor swift thread
the fact you can't see this explains your mental issues
>>672033776
alright, in that case good night and whatnot
>>672033862
Good night and see you tomorrow
>>672033776
He was less of an autist than normal, it's incredible he keeps up the act. Good night you and
>>672033862
>>672033922
http://imgur.com/VOXF1Lb
>>672033776
>>672033846
because im here to kill your cancer and its working as it tires you out and makes you decline making another thread, just doing my bit to remove cancer from /b/
>>672034175
>implying OP hasnt made a thread each day for almost half a year
>implying you have any power here
>>672034156
>>672033776
whats funny is we even got one of you to admit earlier in this thread that there are more than 1 of us...the intervention is working so we will keep posting :)
>>672034175
>my neet job is trolling threads
great life, friend.
>>672034156
love you too, anon.
>>672034175
>>672034395
>be schwarmy underage
>get mad that people like something you don't like
rock on guys
>>672034175
OP here, how much does that pay anon? What do your parents think of your job?
>>672034392
>>672034530
>>672034541
>>672034653
its fun because it gets me rage replies like the ones above and i know i got to you :)
its like when you get so mad and have to tell each other not to reply to us, just so funny :)
>>672035094
>:)
explain how replying to you is rage but you replying is not?
>>672035094
I've actually been lurking this thread for an hour now and you make me ashamed to shitpost because of how bad you are these faggots are literally laughing at you while listening to shake it off
>>672035312
because im replying for the shits n giggles
you are replying to defend your "goddess"
just look at all the replies you guys make its all defence and insults, with mine im just pointing out facts about taylor that you guys are in denial about, and then you rage.
