Post your girlfriends thread. Here's mine.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post your girlfriends thread. Here's mine.
You are my brother you fuckin idiot!
>>672023911
And we all believe in inbreeding.
>>672023204
So many questions
>Is she a squealer ?
>Does her orgasm last for 30 min ?
>>672023204
Lesbian couples looks so cute together.
are you 14?
>>672023204
Which one is your girl?
>>672023204
>>672023204
tits or gtfo
>>672023204
Looks fuckable. Are you krauts?
>>672024703
Here - TITS - in caps faggot
That's your sister
>>672025111
fuck you tripfag
>>672023204
The one on the left ?
>>672023204
Dat ass don't stop tho, post more
>>672025542
Was a bait. Goodbye.
>>672023204
pretty ugly
>>672023204
Such a cute lesbian couple.
>>672023204
I don't have a current bitch, so i'll post my fuck buddie
>>672025299
did you just call someone that got trips a tripfag?
mine, she used to be a camwhore, pretty big on /b/
>>672023204
>>672026813
So, do they, like, spit or swallow?
>>672027143
swallows. She's not that kinky actually.
>>672027294
I meant the guy.
>>672027494
>>672027294
which one?
>>672027381
>>672027656
errrr, what?
>>672027381
Guy?
>>672026813
post some pics from her cam hoeing days faggot.
>>672027962
nose ruins it. Wouldnt bang without a paper bag/gimp mask.
>>672027976
nope. If you recognise her and still have the pics then good for you.
>>672023204
Underage b&
>>672023204
Holy fuck I seriously hope at least one of you is unable to reproduce.
>>672024345
He wouldn't know what her orgasms are like
>>672023204
Why do your pants have buttons down the front when they are quite clearly elasticated with a draw string?
>>672026502
yes he did singlefag
>>672026813
I'll bet her mustache tickles your dick.
>>672028378
Is that a hercules monochrome video card?
>>672028389
ireland baby. that's how it is here.
>>672023204
>>672028389
that's a good question.
>>672028602
OP said girls, anon
>>672023204
zoolander 3
>>672023204
She looks way out of your league. Good job, OP
>>672024498
Rekt
>>672028612
Nice girl, would bang
This is her at prom 3 years ago, were still together
>>672028438
Oh shit this is fucked
I don't have a gf
>>672023204
You're hot, shes ok, you both dress like idiots.
>>672028830
which one? there are two.
>>672024498
>>672024685
>>672025426
>>672025915
>>672027381
>>672027656
>>672027843
>>672028504
>>672028690
>The guy is a girl and the girl is a guy!
Get a better fucking joke, or at least a new one.
>>672028690
4 u
>>672028998
Top obviously, just look at that smile
>>672023911
ok, post your sisters thread. GO!
>>672029047
fuck u bitch. those jokes are funny
>>672029047
no u
>>672029198
>Jokes
Joke
>Funny
If you have one braincell.
>>672029187
>>672029047
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking boring, gtfo
>>672029294
This is the funny part
>>672029075
So which one's you and which one's the chick?
>>672029187
You said it.
>>672029648
Wow, your sister must be really popular because I've seen her in hundreds of ads.
>>672029329
he said sisters not brothers
This is my gf. She's so cute :3
Pic strongly related.
>>672023911
Samefag.
How do you even know it's your brother that posted it???
CATFISH
Mine.
>>672030148
Fuck off anon that's clearly a dude.
>>672030267
well then where the cock? up your ass?
mein. Sorry is blurry
>>672023204
You look like a goober
>>672030148
so is that you or your gf?
>>672027615
More?
>>672030944
Look at the filename, you dumb shit
>>672031024
What about it?
>>672023204
I'm from Mexico.
Here's mine. :3
>>672031201
they are saved from 4chan faggot
>>672030413
Right there, genius
>>672028874
>drinks UDL fro can
>underage oztramp pic
>>672028555
Lmao winner!
>>672029187
Quick, get an astronomer- we have two hamplanets in the process of colliding.
>>672023204
That's not your gf and that's not you, if it is you OP post another pic of you and your...lol gf.
>>672028378
What the fuck, she is gonna fry it holding it like that
Gf sitting on me
>>672032587
Only have waifu
>>672033033
Niggers
>>672033144
wiggers
>>672033243
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
>>check out my GF guys!!! pic related!!!
literally every person here.
>>672033500
Yes most of us have hot ass bitches
>>672023204
Is that Chelsea?
>>672033500
>>672033600
if dubs don't lie, which one is true?
>>672033500
>angry virginfag
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
cute, no boobs...
>>672033600
Too bad their names end with jpg
>>672033498
>>672033811
haha faggot reposting himself. fuck you
>>672026813
is this her?
>>672033500
>>672033600
>>672033800
>>672033894
Well I personally wouldn't want some random to know my girls name
can someone explain this meme?
is it just some shitposting cunt
>>672033969
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
>>672026843
I especially dislike this type of animation.
wish i could get real girls
>>672033677
Nope. I'll give you her facebook, if you guess her first name. in 10 attempts.
Hahahahaha i know these two
>>672033991
yeah
>>672034262
Laura
>>672026355
she looks barely legal. How old is she?
BTW she is fucking cute i like her eyes and her cute smile.
Saved
>>672034697
Nah. Close enough, but no.
mine
>>672028378
dude is she still your current gf?
She is so gorgeous ....i like her tipe .
Nerdy, beautiful without makeup and smoking hot body
>>672028378
>grabbing a video card by its pins
AAAAAAAAAAH i cant look
>>672035422
Oh no no no. See, THAT is me.
>>672029880
doubledate ?
>>672032429
>>672035558
These cards are likely already dead. The photo looks old, but those cards look even older.
Are you poorfaggots, get on my level! Youtube money is too easy these days!
>>672035721
youre the girl in the picture?
>>672035721
you are joking right???
prove it.. send a pic with timeline .
If that is really you ....you are so hot.
>>672033944
not bad. bit fat, but at least she looks happy in that one. nice tits as well.
>>672036186
this. i want a picture of a full timeline of human cultures from 80,000 BCE to present time
>>672036176
>>672029329
yea, right. You can not fool the General
>>672036494
>>672036159
>>672036186
Yup. That is me. I am a d00d though.
>>672023204
Here is mine
>>672036671
hehe. good one. saving this for future. i'll be the General one day.
>>672027494
Her areola is a parralellogram shape. Pretty neat!
>>672027494
Hello titty
>>672036482
we are at 4chan so i believe you can understand why it's hard to believe you.
Here are 98% male anons.
Fuck, you are so gorgeous
>>672036943
but remember that with great power comes great responsibility.
>>672029075
YER A WIZZID HARREH!
>>672037209
man o man.
>>672036671
Moar
>>672023204
I'm a lucky guy, here's a nude of her
>>672035509
Dude, are girls might be twinz. Do you have a kik?
rate the right, its mine
>>672037209
what the fuck is wrong with her room.
I believe a tornado went tru there
>>672031214
pretty
>>672037632
the fuck is a pantalla?
>>672037587
got only those mate, saved from other thread.
>>672037632
all 10 of those pixels are sexy.
>>672037745
i would do tornado on her ass
>>672036788
well then can i kiss you or what
>>672037833
Captura de pantalla = Screenshot m8
>>672038023
kek
but really tho , if her room looks like that .
I don't want to know how her pussy smells
>>672036788
are you often here?
BTW i'm serious .....you are exactly my tipe, i can't stop looking at your photo.
>>672038743
Yeah. I am born /b/tard. I'll be a /b/tard till I die. ;)
right, gf
>>672038145
nigga wtf is wrong with you???
>>672039049
explain yourself sir
>>672027615
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>672039049
nigga found love today.
lmao what are this faggots trying to accomplish posting this clearly fake girls?
Its the internet you inbred mongoloids, no one fucking knows you and no one cares. We are not going to praise you for that hot chick you say you fucked.
>>672038748
i know her thats meridian ...
>>672037632
>>672033854
>>672038909
kek ....
are you straight?
There is a reason why i'm asking .
>>672039381
teehee
>>672039381
fuck off faggot. no one needs your preachin here
mine
got moar if anyones interested
>>672039503
I am Bi.
>>672039160
how the fuck you gonna kiss her ....
and i don't think you know but if you want something more ....you don't start like that
eurofag
we've been together 8 months.
>>672039671
who isn't. keep em coming.
18yo gf/fucktoy
>>672039671
moar
>>672039849
is she even legal? how old?
>>672039889
>>672039600
revsearch any of these fakes.
or if youre one of the virgins posting pretending you actually had sex, kill yourself asap. Youre wasting space.
>>672039849
...27?
shes 27. im 26.
>>672040078
still, i am not wasting your space faggot. why don't you just fuck off.
>>672039850
>>672039936
srry about shit quality they're cropped to hide her name
>>672040078
haha this look like that AN HERO Ipod kid
>>672040248
Wow! She looks really young. In her teens. Moar?
>>672023204
Terry Lolz
>>672040299
>>672039757
YESSS....
i'm also from the 2% here ...i'm also not male, but i'm just so sick of the cliche "titts or gtfo" that i just go with the flow.
Everithing that i told you till now it's the compete truth. You are my dream girl.
>>672040397
>>672039671
moar in heels/dressbooty
>>672040609
>>>>672040506
as u wish
>>672040509
I really don't know how to reply to that. I've got alexithymia so, I find it really awkward expressing feelings and other shit. But I guess, I'll just say - You're sweet. :)
>>672040893
>>672040509
gtfo autist fags
>>672040596
she is hot, mate. guess she really likes that hamster. wait a minute, isn't that hamster you?
we are both 19
>>672041085
No that's her new hamster. I am her xhamster.
>>672041264
hehe good one.
>>672041036
The word is "autistic" you dumb fag. And you are one.
>>672029923
Is her name may?
>>672040893
see for me it's also awkward , the whole situation .
Who can believe that you can find such a beautiful girl on 4chan .
I can send you pic from me.
I don't want you to think that i'm some fat, ugly lezbian .
>>672037613
>>672035509
Will happily trade with you :)
>>672041561
Hell yeah!! :)
>>672041561
But I wasn't/won't be thinking that.
>>672041545
>corrects my grammar
>is autistic
checkmate
>>672041211
Seen her before. She's not your gf.
>>672023204
She's cute, I like her hoodie.
>>672041661
fucking cavemen. what the fuck is it? barter system?
>>672031307
sauce?
>>672041918
Okay. Now bugger off.
>>672041762
>>672041874
which one is you now .....i believe some faggot is mixing in our conversation.
>>672033944
oink oink
>>672023204
i definitely used to fuck that girl OP
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or just talk? im sad. im ok. im sad.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
Both.
>>672042564
cool story brah. i believe you
>>672039849
i love her band chvrches, pls tell her
My girl and i
>>672041874
I'm gonna make a new e-mail adress ....i'll put my pics there .
I'll post the e-mail here and the real you will send on the e-mail photo from you (with clothes) . Who ever send me the real photo , then i'll give you the password for that e-mail and you can open it and see my pics.
OK?
>>672042841
lesbian couple/ 10
>>672042866
Dude, you'll be, like, spammed to death. Your inbox will be flooded with spam.
>>672043083
i don't give a shit it's gonna be an e-mail just for that . A brand new e-mail adress .
After that i'll delete it .
>>672042866
Maybe next time. Gotta go. Bye. See ya around. ;)
>>672043083
>>672043395
whitch one is now the real you .....fuck me this is confusing
>>672043001
Kek
>mfw keking when no qt 3.14 gf
>>672043577
I'd fuck her but never date her. Looks like a total slag
>>672043625
Alright, then post your email. Quick - I've gotta go.
>>672043749
words hurt, you know.
>>672044054
I don't know how you could not think this tattooed, make up splattered fuckpig doesn't look like a total slag
babu
>>672044257
getting a tattoo makes you slag?
grilfreund
>>672044282
bhenchod gand mra jaake
>>672044292
alright mate, keep it coming.
>>672044451
Well no, not in itself, but neither does drinking a lot. It's definitely one of those things with a undeniable correlation
I that I keep my girlfriend , now we drink together to celebrate our love
Grill and I.
>>672023204
nice gauges you degenerate
Im so lucky to have her <3
>>672044746
obviously you 2 go to the same barber
>>672044746
problematic hair = do better nigger
>>672043625
Alright, I'm running. You post your mail. I'll check the archive later. Bye. <3
>>672043948
first i'm waiting for your photo and then i'll upload mine .
I need proof that is the real you .
If you send me the same pic like here i won't upload nothing .
It has to be other photo from you with clothes
>>672044983
MOAR mate MOAR
>>672044985
>problematic hair
kek
>>672044948
Jokes on you, I shave my own head.
>>672023204
He's cute.
>>672026813
Let me take a guess about the cuck on the right
>Loves Austin TX
>Favorite band: Animal Collective
>Only drinks microbrew and wine
>>672044292
>>672044983
ok. we all know you're just picking these pictures from her instagram. might as well give us her username, no?
>>672045170
lol do you even know how to SKIN.
Kill yourself.
>>672045355
It depends really, there are hundreds of ways "to skin". What do you see as the "proper" way?
I gotta say I don't like any of ya'lls taste in women
Tedfag will fuck you all.
here faggot
>>672045170
Braces and belt? Never trust a man who doesn't trust his own trousers
>>672045722
Oh, man, the braces were just for the photoshoot (I know, girlfriend's idea). I know full well how to wear them.
>>672044746
>>672045170
you look sort like me if I didn't belong to the Euro master race
>>672045170
Are you Finnish?
>>672045947
bald faggots, fags together.
>>672045869
I feel you /b/ro
>>672045947
Oh, but I do.
>>672046064
No, but I it has a place in my heart. See picture.
My little slut
>>672046371
Do you like that nose piercing?
>>672028831
Don't forget to pay for the dress doe
>>672044746
She looks like she is addicted to sex. Good job, Anon (but you need to work out so your potatoe head doesn't look that big).
>>672046258
Estonian, nice.
>>672046371
> posts his own pic
> calls himself a little slut
A Little Slut
>>672037606
You fucking cuck, you know she's fucked other men
>>672046487
Yeah. I don't know why so many dudes don't
>>672046683
It's off putting, looks like she's got a moustache or something at first
>>672046556
I'd personally rate out sex a strong 8-9/10. She likes to call us a "perfect dom-sub couple".
>>672046609
Was born in Finland, though, and I still visit occasionally. I love it as much as I love my homeland.
rate
http://midi.as/sjC
>>672046780
I like it cause sometimes when we are fucking and I'm slapping her around it will give her a nose bleed
meeee so pretty
>>672047043
Well I still don't like it. I'd eat her ass though
Here's my gf's ass
>>672047589
Nice
>>672047589
> posts his own ass
> says it's his gf's
nice try
>>672047817
Nope. It's actually her ass. Sorry to dissapoint
>>672024345
the implication
>>672034669
good old Lauren loves robots...
>>672039849
that's the chick from chvrches retard nice try
Mine. U mad b?
