Cringe thread : scenekids.com edition
Go on scene kids. Click a profile that looks edgy. Show off the cringiest profile/thing you see on there.
OP from last thread here.
>petra
>>672022320
Add a techsexual. Ask them if they're a troll because you've been getting a lot of trolls lately and add a ":(" at the end. Try to get him and his 14 year old hormones all fired up by cuddling up and "opening" up to him. Start asking about him and try to get why he's edgy out of him.
Get in here Petra
petra reporting for duty
>>672022815
Try to be all "haha you're funny :)))" and "its been so long since I met someone as nice as you :))" and shit.
>Go on scene kids
what if i already am? ;-)
>>672022949
Then grab the nearest stool and some rope. You're going on an adventure, friendo.
>>672022815
Can you explain how the chat works? A lot of people talking in there.
>>672023005
Kek
Anyone got screen caps of last thread?
>>672023033
check'd
in order to start a chat, go to victims profile and theres a button somewhere where you can message them
i had to look around a bit, too. such a terrible 2005 style website.
>>672023128
someone might have been working on it. i only have a pic.
>>672023337
>>672023033
Let's just hope. It was a good bread.
>>672023270
Thanks Pettle. Don't knock it, that was your angsty life once kek
>>672023386
>>672023337
I have the 404 thread still up.
help /b/ros
>>672023535
Take screen shots of every post and post them if you cbf doing that shit. I'll do it I guess. Not good at it though. Or chuck them on a dropbox or some shit in a zip
>>672023535
fucking awesome. i think.
>>672023550
ask how life is and wait for him to spill his spaghetti
>>672023550
I want to die
>>672023550
Dubs/trips seems a bit much. Not many people in here right now. I say "how's it going? ;)" or some chill shit for now
>>672023655
fcukkkkkkkkk
Rolling for "I just read the Bible and I'm not depressed anymore. Bye."
the longer i look at her face, the scarier it gets
And i won. Trips baby.
>>672023777
ahahhaha
>>672023655
>>672023659
>>672023805
>That fucking hat
She reminds me of that one infant people keep posting that's fucked up and has her eyes bulging out.
>>672023777
shit nigger.
>>672023609
>>672023777
>>672023816
>>672023828
>>672023609
.
>>672024059
oh no he disregarded. too thirsty
>>672024059
Thanks. Didn't expect I'd hit trips first try with that. Kek
>>672023609
..
>>672024059
Fuck that was quick. Start the next convo with
>hey!!! just wanted to know if your into 9 inch nails ;3
Everyone and their fucking mothers on that site are into 9 inch nails
>>672023609
;
>>672023609
Shit is taking too long kek
>>672024351
days of endless self loathing and pain gets me down
Rolling for "Have you heard about Jesus?"
>>672024351
being a sand nigger is too hard, im off to join isis
>>672024351
Holy shit he continued it. Tell him you've been really depressed recently because your cat Jimmy died of a rustling. Then correct it to seizure and blame auto correct and tell him you're on the phone
>>672023609
>>672024351
I'm lord and saving you from jesus
make up a bullshit story about breaking up with your boyfriend of 7 days
Hold on im making one
>>672024610
This
>>672024624
Was thinking more just print screen and save but that works.
>>672024610
i choose this one. results next kekekekek
>>672024782
Fucking hell, never capped before lol.
I thought this was a guy at first.
>>672024719
Reroll.
>>672024905
Nah all good, mate. Sorry for wasting your time.
http://www.scenekids.com/login
Email: [email protected]
Pass: bbrostroll
Help us out.
>>672024610
>>672024580
>>672024953
>that whole thing is 1 sentence
>>672022585
just join this chat fgts
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CibwSwbfXSXFgVSbjZ45ig
nobody cares about u otherwise
Got a live one here guys
http://www.scenekids.com/Emo.love290
>useshally
>>672025092
keked
>>672024971
Jimmyrussles reporting
>>672025092
>>672024971
l
Lets play guess the actual gender:
Im going with a girl.
>>672025041
I can do this emo talk shit too naturally. Should I be worried?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oJuOP4j.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>672023337
>petra
>>672024971
>>672025671
ll
>>672025278
Fuck
Not cringe, this shit is hilarious.
>>672024971
...
>>672025796
Fuck that one was a good one.
>>672025671
Help us out bro.
This nigga likes anal
>>672024971
capping is taking ages man
>>672026005
I've already taken over
>>672025765
definitely a hagraven
JimmyrussleXD hit me up /b/ros
>>672026168
Well I guess last thread's gone. Sorry for wasting your time, man. Thanks for the effort though.
http://www.scenekids.com/TobiAirheart
kek what a fag
>>672026283
I can still continue.
>>672026283
1
>>672026470
Nah man don't bother. That thing had like 300 posts and you're getting about 5-8 a screenshot. Forcing someone to do that is akin to torture.
>>672026183
Update us with your trolls.
hey guys
just got done making my profile
tell me what you think?!
dont be too mean
>all hail scene queen petra pic anon here
>>672026636
Nothing yet. Trolls in the lobby. Looking for individuals
>>672026369
Too much cringe
>>672026651
forgot link
http://www.scenekids.com/Cut4Petra
>>672026725
Sweet keep us posted.
>>672026608
At least copy pasta the thing for keks later.
>>672026651
Added
Id fuck cereal
>>672026871
holy fuck need more cerealkins
I found a fucking tech-sexual
>>672026608
I only started since Petra joined in the thread, really. Not long left.
Oh shit am I going to jail?
>>672026608
>>672027118
Kek is that you Petra?
>>672027118
kek
get nigger'd anon
confirmed you have aids now
>>672026790
Update
>>672026608
2
>>672027185
No its jimmy...
>>672027301
Also that's chat, not a comment on his page
>>672027185
no im still lookin around for more friends on there. online options are low -- most are hipsters and i dont feel like fucking with their leftist ideologies when im this tired
>>672027301
Kek nice one.
Omnisexual?
>>672027361
You da real Mvp. I'll tribute you.
>>672027377
i want to fucking puke what the fuck is going on
add me /b/ros i need frands
http://www.scenekids.com/Cut4Petra
don't make me hurt myself T.T
>>672026608
4
>>672023962
That post is from tomorrow
>>672027361
What kinda friend you looking for? Could use a another friend for when my friends are asleep.
>>672027492
i appreciate that somewhere in my heart
>>672026608
5
lul they googling 4chan to find out what it is
they onto us /b/ros
>>672027637
that was my first post i dont understand
>>672027741
kek their chat is pretty funny right now
watching them talk about the horrible 4chins
>>672027741
too bad we cant hide threads
>>672026608
7
>>672027637
Fucking idiot kek.
I was quite surprised to find out this is a dude.
>>672026608
8
>>672027301
Being alpha as fuck right now
>>672028010
FUCKING KEKS
/b/ro i think you were meant for this site
>>672027965
Kek seen that guy. Was going to post but cbf. He looks gay af.
This kid looks 12, not 21.
>>672028010
Anon is a scenekid through and through.
This guys tumblr is cringy as fuck
kitten14s . tumblr . com
>>672026608
I'm pretty much done now bro. Now can I tribute Queen Petra?
xWaZZilix
Can you please get out? Nobody comes and 4chan and annoys you.
on*
LosingTheGame
4chan annoys itself
kek
>4chan annoys itself
i hope that was a /b/ro that said that
>Kawaii
>Lazy
We can see that you fat fuck.
Snapchat away boys
>>672028010
petra approves of this wholeheartedly
>>672028112
The sad thing is that this is literally just natural talk for me. I'm starting to feel bad for her. She seems like a chill person. A lot of people on here do. Maybe I'm scene at heart. Idk I'm thinking of adding her somewhere else and keeping touch. Sorry, anons. I'll keep it up for a while longer.
>>672028276
kek sure man if anyone deserved it, it's you. Enjoy
>>672028287
>like to babysit
is it allowed? i assume it'd just sit on the kids and suffocate them
>>672028333
>Checking myself
To clarify on the natural talk, I don't always talk like that. I talk like I do now. I used to use shit like xD and :3 and shit like 2-3 years ago before I hit a really nasty depression that I've been in since. Now I use them ironically
>>672028333
Relax, you're not a scenekid, you're just random XD
>>672028527
You guys wanna see my autistic random as fuck fanfic I wrote a year or 2 ago?
>>672028589
I wrote it as a joke for my friends who are in love with 1D.
>>672028589
This ain't a YLYL thread.
I found a chipmunk
>>672028657
>>672028589
Oh its a cringe thread. Post away scenie.
>>672028668
Would hit it.
>>672028657
I'll fucking dump that shit. It's not "lol random XD" random, it's my own like... You are talking to the autismo
>>672022585
i'm scenekids user "doubt" ama
>>672028276
no im xWaZZilix youre friend sent me link to this. You annoyed us. Im sorry but you are just as bad as a cyber bully. Leave us alone
>>672028668
>>672028745
>would let it try to find my nuts
ftfy
>>672028772
I like acoustic. Let's hear that shit kek.
>>672028589
>>672028635
>>672028657
>>672028714
It's on fanfic.net but I'll dump anyway.
The roar of the crowd shreaks as Zayn, Harry, and the other guys from one direction finish their concert and head backstage. Their manager walks up to them and gives them the thumbs up before walking away. The guys are excited and there's adrenaline pumping through their bodies. Girls swarm and this one dude aged 35 with a moustache try to bust through the security guards to get backstage, trying to get backstage to meet their heroes. The boys are pelted with panties and bras and unwanted babies. Harry looks down and picks one of the, now crying and bleeding, babies and looks at it. His smile fades as he comes to the realization that he will never be able to have his own loving family with someone that loves him for him and not for his fame. Zayn sees this and walks over to him, placing a hand on his shoulder. Harry looks up and stares into Zayn's eyes, feeling a connection he didn't think he'd ever feel with his fellow bandmates. He starts crying tears of both happiness and confusion as he wonders why he's feeling these emotions. He hugs Zayn without saying a word and cries on his shoulder. The other bandmates go out for some tea and crumpets (I think they're british or some shit. Not googling it) while Zayn and Harry go off to the trailer.
>>672028668
burn it. IL. explains everything
>>672028995
"Why do we have a trailer? Aren't we billionaires?" Says Harry, looking into Zayn's eyes while giving him a back massage.
"A better question would be why are you giving me a massage instead of the masssageman."
Replies Zayn. Harry remains silent before turning Zayn onto his back. He lifts up his feet and changes Zayn's diaper.
"Thank you for that. I doody'd half way through the show." says Zayn.
"I know, I could smell it", replies Harry, tying up the diaper and throwing it in the bin. Zayn gets up off the massage table. His towel falls off and Harry blushes as he looks down and looks at Zayn's second towel which is still on him.
"I... I can see your... Towel" Says Harry. Looking away in embarrassment. Zayn looks down and sees that his first towel is down. He pulls it back up really quickly. Like... So fast he puts Sonic to shame.
"I'm so sorry you had to see that" says Zayn.
"It's ok Zayn... You can walk around with just 1 towel around me if you want"
"O-ok" replies Zayn before slowly lowering his first towel, revealing his second towel.
"H-Harry... Can you Styles my hair? I'm thinking of making it into a mohawk." Harry walks out of the trailer.
>>672028849
Oh! Faggot! You're doing nothing other than bumping the thread this way, keep doing so!
>John Brownwood's here.
>>672029052
- Next day -
Harry and Zayn decide to take a day off. They cancel the concert so they can get some Chinese from the local Chinese shop. The fans didn't get a refund. Harry orders a burrito while Zayn orders a few tacos.
"Hey I don't think this is a Chinese restaurant" Says Harry, wondering what's going on.
"What makes you think that?"
"Well the taco dates from the 18th century and the silver mines in Mexico, because in those mines the word “taco” referred to the little charges they would use to excavate the ore. These were pieces of paper that they would wrap around gunpowder and insert into the holes they carved in the rock face. Mexico is on the edge of North America which is on a separate continent to China. So we are not in a Chinese restaurant but instead in a Mexican restaurant. Also the name of the restaurant is "taco bell"." Zayn looks up from his phone after Harry is done giving him a lecture.
>>672028820
NO IM WaZZili
you 4channers need to quit this shit it's not funny
and it's lame, if you don't leave our site immediately i will be contacting the police.
Stop impersonating me!
and stop harassing our site!
>>672028820
>>672028820
>>672028820
bump hump
>>672029086
"Yeah man that's so cool. Chinese and their tacos man... Hehe" Zayn says.
"Yeah tell me about it." They continue eating their Chinese food before going back to their car and head back home. When they get home, Zayn runs into the bathroom and chucks the biggest shit. It was huge and smelled like roadkill. It quickly fills the entire building, notifying Harry and killing his gerbil. Zayn leaves the bathroom to be confronted by Harry.
"Are you okay, Zayn? I heard screaming and smelled a god awful smell and thought someone murdered you and shit on your bleeding corpse so I came up to check."
"No, I'm ok. The sushi from earlier went through me like an enema except that goes up my butt."
Harry leans in to Zayn's ear and whispers "That's not the only thing that'll go up your butt." Zayn blushes and hugs Harry. They walk towards the bed and Harry takes his shirt off. Zayn pushes him onto the bed and locks the door. He walks back towards him, looking all sexy and British. He kneels down in front of Harry and pulls down his pants, revealing his towel. Before he can do anything R18+, a swat team, nuclear radiation team, and a bomb squad bust into the room.
>>672028668
>>672028856
Holy fuck, my neighbors probably think im trying to be a comic villian with the kek's I just let out.
>>672029152
"We had numerous reports from the next state about terrorists plant- ohhh god. Put a towel on, son and get out" Harry gets up, now crying, and puts a towel over himself. Zayn gets up follows him as he runs out to the court yard. They look back as a fire brigade runs past them to put out the fire.
Harry starts screaming and crying as he watches everything he worked for burn to the ground.
"This is all your fault you dirty dog" Harry tells Zayn. Zayn clutches his chest and looks hurt. He walks over to Harry and hugs him.
"Come with me" he says as he walks to the car. Harry follows him as he has nowhere else to go. Zayn takes him to motel guarded by a black guy, a black girl, a hic, a duck, and a foreign doctor. They pass the motel and go to a hotel. They walk into their room and unpack. Harry jumps onto the single queen sized bed and Zayn walks over to him. He lowers his pants and reveals his towel.
"Are you ready, Harry?" Harry looks surprised and stares at Zayn's towel. His eyes widen and jaw drops as Zayn slowly lowers his towel, revealing his thick long pool noodle.
"Oh my god, it's... It's huge, Zayn"
"I know, it's a pool noodle." Harry puts his hand on Zayns noodle. Zayn grabs Harry and pulls him up.
"Just hold onto the noodle so you don't drown. You can even go to the deep end" Zayn says as he pulls Harry out of the water.
"I'd like you to go to MY deep end" replies Harry all seductively. Zayn pulls down Harry's towel, bends him over, and goes into his deep end. Harry bites the entire bed as Zayn thrusts into him. He keeps thrusting and after a few seconds, the Holy Spirit flies down and enters their bodies.
"What was that?" says Harry, wondering what just happened
"I don't know" replies Zayn. "I think it was a bird or a beetle or something. Any idea, Jesus?"
"Nah man, no idea" says Jesus.
>>672028849
bait?
go die scenefag
>>672029242
That's the end of it. It took me a 3 days of concentrated autism to write it. I'm actually very proud of it and have had numerous plans to make more but those all fell through
>>672029333
you should put it in the scene kids chat
its good
should share it with as many as you can
it needs to be read by the masses
not joking anon
not pranking
>>672028849
>>672029060
>>672029319
Lol please. I'm the real waZZili http://i.imgur.com/GeeMTjW.jpg
>>672029333
>>672028333
Oh shit got 333 twice. Fucking check that shit you faggots
>>672029104
you dont understand this website. the more you refuse us, the more of us will fuck your little scene kids website up.
unless troll.
Im pretty sure me and Mr Brown are just two /b/ros making fun of each other in this faggotry that is a chat, but i cant really tell if hes just pretending to be a retard or not.
>>672029480
The feel when i don't give a fuck, also, Oh! Another bump! <3
>>672029480
that proves nothing
anyone could go on the site and make a screen like that
this is just another 4channer trying to impersonate me
whoever is still on our site
please just leave us alone
we are trying to make meaningful relationships
and talk about our lives
we don't need this lame raid shit
your not even accomplishing anything
>>672029480
Whatup WAZZ
I live in Denver, near the fag park, wanna hang out?
>>672029566
MR Brown ya mean JohnBrownwood? Aye, that's me.
>>672029441
Thanks anon. I thought of posting it as its own separate thread on here but didn't think anyone would care to read it
>>672029557
way to take the bait /b/ro kek
>>672029557
All hail Queen Petra.
>>672029763
put it in scenekids chat
im sure they would love it
alot of them really like harry potter
i know they would all enjoy it
share it with them anon
give them a lil happiness in their lives
Were dying here!
>>672029739
Well your a faggot either way.
Have fun losing THE GAME.
>>672022585
>>672029979
>4 of them were me
How come you replied to only like half the fucking story
>>672030080
"your"
Go back to school, kiddo. Get some education, will do ya more good than being on the internet the whole day, ye?
Also what the fuck are ya doin on /b/? Ya should be out helping your mummy and shit.
>>672022585
I once went to scenekids and starting drawing some of them.
there was this black girl that i drew with the face of a gorilla. she had no clue i was taking the piss and thanked me for the drawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2qDVC-fVsE
Big.Guy reporting in its been awhile
>>672022585
*tips on his fedora*
*strokes his scene hair aside*
*is so edgy and emo and goth that you can call it kawaii
>be me
>emo, scene, goth, loli at the same time
>that samefagging, in thread
gr8 b8 m8
wont fall for that
>>672030270
>Nightcore
>naughty hisan
This fucking video...
I'm finding it hard to believe Edge lords like this actually exist.
Holy Shit
Update us bros,
>>672028668
message and steadily move onto flirting pls anon
>>672030843
>>672030843
He didn't even type it to be spoopy, it just sounds like the rant of a mad 10 year old.
>napalm nuke
Kek.
>>672030496
>>672030270
oh what do you know..
i posted the wrong video.
a video of me drawing the scene black girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9tEARr1xro
>>672030843
kek
>>672030843
it's bait mate. acc created today,
Marketing ads for gun products on a scene site? I see where they're making their real money.
All hail queen petra.
MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER
https://youtu.be/ZNRf456TIZA
>>672030434
Fuck he's one of us.
>>672027377
That's a troll account, that picture is old as shit and famoussssss
Any successful trolls?
>>672023005
isnt that Jeremiah Gibson?
>>672032970
No you dip.
>>672024953
Is that capt. phasma?
>>672033098
You sure, looks like Jeremiah Gibson he liked to call himsels -Gibbles I knew when I was a kid?
>>672033166
Its professor Chaos, you faggot.
>>672033286
No, you're confused with your town pastor who molested you and called you gobbles.
Gibbles - Jeremiah Gibson
>>672031281
Was about to point this out.
>>672033766
>>672033766
That's a huge 3 year old brah.
>>672034073
My bad, I just saw the fatness and whispy beard and remembered Gibbles. I live in the UK now and I guess a lot of americans look like this now.
>>672034452
Understandable, fat with beards on their necks is pretty accurate representation of America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0
