What is stopping you from getting a GF??
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What is stopping you from getting a GF??
>>672013394
My 9 inches cock
>>672013394
Logic
Being ugly
>>672013394
too much spaghetti
>>672013394
I end up getting clingy, stupid or crazy girls.
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>672014234
This. I can just rub one out and be done instead
>>672013394
Have one
>we've been together only a few weeks
>she knows I'm a virgin so wants to make first time special, so no sex yet.
>TXTs last night "anon can I be blunt"
>me "yeah"
>her "can we please fuck tomorrow!"
>me "hell yes!"
>her "thank god, it's killing me being around you and being super horny all the time"
I'm nervous cuz obviously it's my first time, she is nervous because she is apparently hella tight and my dick is thick so we are both on edge. Wish us luck /b/
>>672013394
i have absolutely nothing to say to anybody
kinda hard to get gf when you cannot talk to people
>>672015203
>hella
>my dick is thick
...yeah, i got nothin
>>672013394
My wife
>>672015592
Same. Small talk seems pointless just talking for the sake of talking. Can keep a conversation on something I'm interested in but find it hard to start one myself
>>672014234
This.
I have a crush on this girl but i'm 99% positive she has her eyes on someone else. Will greentext if requested.
>>672015203
Underaged b&
>>672013394
>> my wife...
>>672016283
Requested.
>>672016283
Just do it fag
>>672013394
recently graduated mechanical engineering but dont have a job.
Need to make bank before I start blowing money on dates.
My current GF
>>672013394
being shit at being social
>>672016510
this, I'm nervous cause im going to a massive city i dont know. fuck
>>672016326
This
>>672013394
There's a 8/10 that likes me and I like her back but I don't trust her because she was so flirty with me when she had a bf, when I stayed at her house one night she wanted to fuck.
Red flags, can't ignore them
>>672013394
3 words
everything
on
me
Autism
Ugly
>>672013394
Women being fucking retarded undecisive creatures who switch from "I want something serious" to "I want muh freedom" every 6.5 seconds.
Having very little to talk to most girls about, i dont have to much stuff incommon with the norm of girls.
Also i guess, paranoia, lack of selfworth with a ton of selfestem. But i would probably go with the not to much in common. or just being shit at talking to humans with vaginas.
>>672013394
being an unemployed drug addict
I have one. Unfortunately shes ugly and fat, but she treats me great and listens to everything I say because i'm all she"ll ever get.
It's enjoyable.
I'm married. Don't think the wife would appreciate it.
>>672013394
Myself. Ive been in so many relationships and Ive just felt nothing for all of them. Ive come to learn Im just a loner. Kinda sucks realising youve been confusing boredom for loneliness.
Þó much cloraform
>>672015203
She knows you're a virgin and she's still down. She knows you're not going to be great but she wants to fuck you because she likes you. You have nothing to worry about man.
Nothing, i'm currently in a relationship.
Problem is, i wanna fuck other women. My gf is qt, clever and has a nice ass but it's somehow not enough.
I'm kind of scared it's never gonna be enough.
I've never cheated, but i'm not happy.
>>672013394
I already got one OP. She is pretty good, takes care of me. I'm a useless drug addict and alcoholic but she still pays the bills and feeds me. Dont get me wrong i help out when i can. But I really have no idea why she is with me.
>>672013394
live in france, french pussy stinks
To much cloraform
No job, no money, shit degree, live in Bumfuck, TN where most women look like agricultural experiments gone horribly wrong, and ex gf cheated on me with a coworker. In any case, I'm taking a break from pussy for a while.
Being unattractive and apathy
>400+lbs
>no car
>no job
>has 2 friends
>swed or die
>>672013394
women
>>672016384
Fuck too.
>be me
>used to be really socially retarded
>start to loosen up a bit, meet some really nice new people, etc...
For anonymity's sake, her name will be Natalie
>befriend some guy she's also friends with
>guy's really cash and introduces me to her even though we kinda knew each other beforehand
>starting to talk to her more i notice we have common subjects
>she's not a great conversationalist but once i can get her going she's a lot of fun
>start to get a a nice little friendship going
>find out her parents are really religious, her dad at least
>she's 19 but still a virgin
>i am too but my parents are chill af, i'm just retarded around women
>we talk some more about this
>her bday is coming up and i decide to crack one of my autismo jokes
>ask her if she's planning on fucking on her bday... more or less, different wording.
>she says she is, and apparently she's got someone in mind
>i know it's not me, i'm a solid 6/10 on a good day
>i know it can't be our common friend given he's got a gf
>there are 3 other guys she seems to be into, but she could just be nice to them for all i know.
This is kinda it. Also she does this really cute thing when she draws on my hands and such. It sound fucking stupid, and it probably is but it's like my kryptonite.
Autism
The girl I want lives overseas. I have to get my career together before I can afford for us to be together.
>>672017524
I meant to say "Fuck you too" in the beginning. Might aswell repost this in a cringe thread now, i can't even fucking insult people properly.
my fucking face
>>672017393
Oh shit I forgot my most fun part
>retarded anxiety disorder
>randomly go full retard for about 30 minutes every now and then
>fits of "oh god I'm gonna die what the fuck" insanity
>weed makes them less intense
>>672013394
My wife
>>672017176
>My gf is qt, clever and has a nice ass but it's somehow not enough.
Kill yourself. The grass is only greener until you step on it, after you do you'll realize that you fucked something up for no reason at all.
im not an attractive person
>>672017857
I know. Problem is i dumped my ex being scared of the exact same thing, and things turned out massively better. Dumping her crazy ass was the best thing i ever did but i got pulled into a new relationship after a few months when i really should have fucked around a bit more.
Oh well, it'll probably turn to shit sooner or later anyways.
>>672013394
My wife and kids. I've tried Ashely Madison site and while I've met a half dozen women, fucked one and gotten blown twice by another, the women in my area that want to cheat on their husbands are, for the most part, ugly fucking dogs.
>>672013563
How about a boyfriend?
>>672016326
>>672016681
I have both. Shit is cash!!
I have one. Night and day difference from frigid ex wife. Once I made her wear a buttplug downtown and walk around. She loved it. She's very kinky and submissive, and just super sweet to everyone.
BTW a lot of the probles here have to do with the fact that you're all like 20(ie still dumb as fuck). 20 yos are hot but they have no idea who they are yet. Date women in their 30s
>>672013394
I don't know how to find people in my area. Small town, nothing to do outside. I basically just leave the flat for groceries and work.
>>672016283
Just ask her out. Stop fretting about it. It's win-win. If she says yes, win, you get the girl you want. If she says no, win, you know for sure and can stop obsessing about her and go after someone else.
I have a friend that I like a bit and I've known her for a while but now she's 17 and I'm 20..
>>672013394
The one I already have. When you're a basket case autist you can't do much better than a psychologist.
>>672016442
go on cheap dates. Walk in the park to feed the ducks or some shit. She'll think you're sensitive and romantic.
>>672013394
The desire, mostly. I'll stick with FWBs- the same perks, none of the drawbacks.
> Be the ginger me
> First girlfriend ever
> Le cute messages every minute
> "I love you" ~ "I love you too"
> "Can't wait to show you to my parents and you show me to yours." - GF
> Dating for 1 day
> Think she is taking WAY too seriously for 1 day.
> Go sleep....
> She told every single parent about me and how I'm "THE ONE"
> Shit.jpg
> Tells her she's getting way too crazy about it
> Gives me a 5 messages (one Bible each) about how she entered in this relationship not to be just another GF but to have a future with me, already planning her wedding and our cute redhead kids (In Brazil being redhead is exotic as fuck and girls love it)
> UWATM8.png
> Tells her she's crazy
> Calls me a monster, and tells everyone I'm a scumbag for playing with her feelings
> She makes a facebook post saying how much of a scumbag I am and how all I did was trying to ask her to be my GF so I would smash that pussy
> Post gets shared by an extremist feminist facebook page
> My college as a lot of extremists feminazis
> Hated in college
> Hated IRL
... Not planning to have another GF so soon.
>>672014234
True
Well i actually just dislike going outside and the other bigger reason is, that i have almost no confidence in myself.. i just dont know how to approach a cute girl i like.. I just feel like imma be rejected instantly.
>>6720185133
Start dating her now and then fuck her when she turns 18
>>672018802
Eh, just sounds like you hooked up with someone with borderline personality disorder. Shit would've been much worse if you'd stayed with her. You got off pretty easy honestly
>>672013394
Being honest
>>672013394
Whenever I see a girl getting interested in me, I think I could aim higher.
>>672018922
Just be urself :-))
>>672013394
B-but she is sitting next to me
>>672013394
I can't move on over how bad I fucked things up from my last attempt.
>>672013394
Being married
>>672013394
My wife
>>672018802
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>672014234
man.. i'd like to have a gf no matter if shes crazy :/ i do know how it is 2 have 1 with depression and i think its hard but better than not having any1 to share smth at all..
>>672019090
The thing is the story is still going on and she's probably going to move to the same apartment complex as mine in a few weeks.
So right now I'm just being hated, but my life is not at risk... dunno a few weeks from now.
>>672019280
I didn't even had sex with her!
>>672013394
I'm 57 280 and a neckbeard with tattoos. Basically the epitome of 4chan.
My girlfriend is stopping me from getting a girlfriend.
>pic very related
>>672013394
ugly, autistic behaviors, scars on face. i'm 1.85cm tho
>>672013394
I literally don't know how to get a girlfriend. I can talk to girls, I've been on a few dates, but I just don't know what to do from there. Keep dating them until they get it? Tell them you like them?
Also, my social life is kinda dead because I can't maintain interest in normal people. I know how to have conversations and I am pretty funny given a chance, though.
>>672019152
kinda hard if it doesnt seem like some1 likes me the way i am. shouldnt cry that much i know but what do u do when no1 even seems 2 give a shit about ur very existence.
>>672019461
5'7 not 57 .
>>672013394
Not finding someone i really like or that is not fat
I dont know where I can even meet women. All the women I work with are much older than me, and its nearly impossible to get a gf at university. I suppose Im ugly as well, so that doesnt help.
>tfw have gf
>fairly attractive but annoying as fuck
>relies on me for everything and costs me at least $400 per week
>i cant leave because she has no real family and all her friends are just as useless
>tfw so envious of neck beards with no gf
>>672013394
My morals. i've not met one woman i'm attracted to that has morals or moral reasoning.
I've had one for the last year. Didn't even get my first kiss until 20 years old but had sex that same year (with another girl) and it has only gotten better. Things work out.
>>672018398
I fucked a woman over twice my age once. She's 43 but shit was cash. Total freak in the sack.
Depression and anxiety
>>672019658
time to become an abusive douchebag
>>672019709
Because they don't work that way.
The just follow their instincts and base their decisions on momentary impulses and emotions, it's pointless to seek any sign of morals in them.
>>672019339
Have you put up a rebuttal on a blog or something? Just very sanely explain the reality of the situation. You need to fight back man. You'll get some people on your side. The more passive you are about this, the worse it looks
>>672013394
I don't like to talk. I have nothing to talk about, and cannot think of anything interesting to learn from other people's words. Also, I hardly share my emotions, and in general I'm not very susceptible to emotions. Finally, in almost all cases I don't find the women my age sexually very attractive.
Hate
>>672013394
i'm fucking ugly
I'm not sure, i've stopped socializing with new people.
Old friends still invite me to parties and activites, and most of the times i'm down, but that's it. I forgot how to get to know a person.
I've got rid of the crippling deppression, and only have mild anxiety, but being lonely doesn't seem to bother me as much as it does other people. If someone approaches me i'm always open for small talk, but i think i have a severe case of resting bitch face (though i'm male) so they'd assume i don't like them.
Also i'm trying to reduce my alcohol consumption to one time a month (starting to notice health problems, and costs alot), and without it, it's a lot harder to talk to strangers.
Oh yeah, and i've never been in a real relationship, so i have no idea what kind of person i'd want around me.
If you've read all my shitty excuses you've probably realized by now that my only real problem is that i overthink everything.
>>672019709
>>672019968
Hope you two enjoy your wizard powers
Women are fucking crazy, I just want to fuck them and nothing else. Relationships make me want to kill myself
girls I liked always went with someone else. I'm lurking here so it's kinda normal I guess but even after trying it's the same result so IDGAF anymore.
>>672020265
White knight to the rescue!
Dreams, life goals, comes before women.
>>672019884
It's not that easy man, I feel responsible for her that's why I stay. There's nothing I'd like more than to catch her cheating and give me a valid excuse and peace of mind to ruin her life by leaving
>>672013563
>This
Having 6.5in girth makes 90% of women nope the fuck out
>>672013394
me being a beta kissless virgin fag (at least im not hugless), I'm afraid of having a relationship bcz I don't think she finds me attractive, she talks to me as a friend, she appears to care about me, but I'm not sure she likes me. I've never had a relationship and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. halp m8s?
>>672013394
My wife
Crushing on a friend for 3 years now, she's had a bf for 5 and no plans to break up
Crushing on another friend who's pretty much a lesbian
Crushing on girls way out of my league who I have no common interests with and who I will never dare to ask out
I've had two gf's, pretty content with just keeping my great circle of friends and waiting for a couple years, see if something develops.
>>672020383
I fucking feel you man..
But, I actually tried to go after one. And i'm good looking guy and all.
Amsterdam did it for me.
>>672013394
My wife
>>672015592
Me too /b/rother. INTP here.
Too shy..
>>672020421
Hahahahahahahaha at least this white knight doesn't get hung up on 'moral women', whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. That's just straight up faggotry.
>>672017710
anon i love you already
>>672020588
i understand that feel too mr dubs. im also INTP although some days i can talk to anyone and other days im just full of autism
>>672019463
congratulations
I'm proud of you, my son
I don't want one. All other very real obstacles aside, I don't want a relationship. I don't want to put all that work in, and it is work, don't kid yourself. I don't want to spend all that money. I don't want to concern myself with things like hygiene any more than I already do. I don't want to keep the house clean. I don't want to shave my balls. I don't want to compete with every nigger who cares way more about getting laid than I care about my entire god damned existence.
I like being alone. Fuck it. I know a lot of you anons are like this too, you don't REALLY want it.
>>672020669
Your IQ level must be below 70, it's surprising that you could write that down
>>672020924
Getting love from all the wrong places. Story of my life...
>>672020265
Doesn't mean i can't get laid. Just don't cuff it.
>>672020555
I have countless opportunities to get back into the dating field, I just remind myself how much of a burden women are.
Nice trips btw
>>672020169
Kinda the same over here.
I decided to work out my issues and since I can get therapy payed by the public healthcare I am good to go.
Only difference may be that I want a gf with some real self-esteem and not too many problems with her psychological state.
First things first so atm I am finally going to work again next month and then I will move out of the homeless shelter ( this place is not as bad as it sounds but I want my freaking own room again ).
Best chances to meet nice girls are hobbies anyway.
I got to the point where party girls are far from giving me a boner.
Activity and actually doing something with your life and getting to know potential gf's through that improves the market anyway.
So don't be to obsessed and be happy that because you can stay alone you have not gotten into a shity relationship you can't get away from easy.
When you meet a girl go on a good dating period to actually get to know her.
Good Self-Esteem and beeing interested in a person does help a lot and maybe some practice with flirting if you have issues with that.
>>672017524
tell her its you shes going to fuck on her birthday and if she says no dont talk to her for a long time
>>672017186
she thinks she can change you but will eventually leave you
everything
>>672013394
My personality. Or a lack of one.
>>672021058
man, i sound so fucking gay right now but i want to be your friend so bad
>>672013394
Common sense
>>672014234
crazy bitches are the best ones tho
>>672016709
fuck her nigger, and if she likes you enough she wont cheat on you when you date her
>>672021025
Agreed man. No gf = do whatever I want, whenever I want. I can hang out with buddies whenever, play video games and go to the gym when I went, study hard and not waste time on retarded 'dates', i can pursue other women. Plus gfs are annoying and naggy. Why would anyone want one for anything other than sex? But you can just pickup girls whenevr, hire escorts or get a sex bot.
>>672021457
/thread
?
Being married, and not being a piece of shit.
To all you would-be woman seekers...just get laid and hang out with your friends instead. Women are a pain in the ass, and their logic makes next to no sense.
>>672021380
I hear this more often than i should :p
>>672013394
I have a GF...
>>672020068
>Finally, in almost all cases I don't find the women my age sexually very attractive.
Move to thailand or something, then.
>>672013394
I'm too dense to realize when women are flirting with me and dismiss it as them trying to use me unless they blatantly say they like me (which no one has) and don't know how to make the first move because of social awkwardness.
>>672013394
I'm to lazy to change
>>672021667
maybe you dont see yourself as that, but you sound like a fun person to be around
>>672016930
Jus like eminem a fat slut who cooks.
A lot of lsd. Kinda stopping me from doing anything right note.
I have one, but I guess I'll ask you all if you think it's worth it.
We dated my sophomore year of high school and that didn't work out. I was a different person, obsessed with sex and I was just trying to get into her pants, but...I thought she was different somehow. But after she broke up with me, I was a bad person. I was fucking random chicks left and right, with no end in sight. It was all loveless sex. For three years, I had short, meaningless relationships and a lot of sex. Luckily, I didn't get any diseases. And then, the summer after my senior year, I accidentally met her again. She had boyfriends since me, too, but she didn't love any of them. She only wanted to get away from home, and she picked crazy, obsessive, violent guys...I'm glad that she was okay. She broke up with her boyfriend at the time when he said "lol i gots da chlamydia" and...long story short, we've been together now for almost eight months. She constantly thinks about what I've done, to her, and to others...How I've had sex with other girls. It pains me to see her suffer, and I wonder if I should go. But I truly love her, and truly believe she is the girl I want to marry, and start a future with. Sometimes, I don't even know if she believes me...Is she worth it?
>>672021968
I've been working towards this tbh. Thanks alot!
My wife
>>672016097
this.
WTF do I want with a GF?
I've got an ol lady!
I'm 50, she's 41. She pays for everything. Cooks, cleans, keeps my boys empty, carrys my drugs, and has no say in what i do or when I do it.
Why would I want anyone I have to really answer to in any way?
>>672022064
no one knows anon... you will just have to figure it out yourself its a part of life
>>672022064
yes
>>672022307
Gross.
>>672013394
I don't want to kill anymore
>>672013394
My waifus
Being "Average Looking" at best combined with anxiety and self-deprecation. Feels bad man.
I've only met 3 girls that enjoyed constantly fucking 8.5in mixed boy dick, I'm still in love with my ex, I have 2 fuck buddies that I could date but I don't feel anything towards them. Plus being a college student is enough work without having to worry about a grill.
>>672013394
Because ever girl I look at is too young
>>672019658
You can't worry about her shitty situation if she's bringing you down with her.
Nothing, just got plans that don't include a steady woman for the next few years i guess haha. Hard to maintain a healthy relationship and partake in all the shit I'd like to do before I settle.
>>672022791
Kek
>>672021232
Yeah doing something with my life is hard mode here in hungary...well at least for me as an uni dropout. There are no programs to save stupid kids who failed their first try at getting a degree from uneployment.
I'm working at a gas station atm for a little more than 200$ a month, food, and living in general costs ~170-180$ a month, so i really have no idea what to do, except from trying to get money here and there to get my drivers license.
Point is, i couldn't impress a girl with my wealth, and i couldn't take her out anywhere either, i think thats a pretty big handicap if you're trying to date people.
I have a psycho , and a 30 year old woman interested in me, she has a kid so it's a no no, but it makes me feel a little bit better about myself.
Im ugly, bad teeth, 6foot 6 tall and very skinnyfat, very shy, quite dumb and wear glasses. also i dont really care for one anymore. im 21 years old.
>>672013394
>>672019986
Yep I think I shall do that ... TBH it's pointless to explain to these Feminists (they are the ones ruining my reputation now more than my ex)
Seriously anything I talk they just ignore and call me a misogynist, sexist pig, that played with a girls feelings only to get through her pants.
>>672015592
This.
>>672021050
Lol whatever you say faggot virgin
My wife
>>672023157
Well sure they'll say that, and sure some will never listen to your side of the story. But some will, even some women I'm sure.
>>672022950
that pic made me cry a little for whatever fucking reason
>>672022950
that helps
seriously if you can manage come to Germany.
Even with a shit job you get at least 985 a month.
Your own room costs about 250-450 food 200 so you have at least 400 € a month.
Better base of operation and than you have good chances with secondary education/job training etc. if you have a job as a craftsman you will have about 1400€ a month or more.
Better base of operation and since you speak english you could easily get a good school for learning German.
Nothing. Pic related.
>>672013563
My nigga
>>672013394
Don't assume everyone "needs" a gf or bf, having a mate isn't something that's required to be a human being or a law. Not that many ppl wants a mate, only ones that do are the one who's needy or seeking attention and can't live without it. Most ppl wants one night stands especially men and that's basically how should be. Having a mate has more negative than positive outcome. All you're doing is causing fights, jealousy, and abuse that leads to something worse like murdering your mate for money or revenge, not to mention squirting out babies into this world by accidental pregnancy. Just have sex with someone if you need to but forget about having them as your mate cuz nothing good will come of it in the end unless you're that special person that meets a perfect being which is unlikely cuz there is no such thing. So stop feeling lonely, stop crying like a bitch and stop wasting your money, energy, and time finding a mate just to fight with them and losing all you worked for to the bitch in the end and you end up being a nobody's anything.
>>672013394
commitment is for cuck bitch ass betas
>>672023580
Thanks anon bro.
>>672024003
Does she cut herself cause you're a shitty bf?
My overwhelming dislike of most women.
Because why would I need two?
>>672013394
My wife
>>672022064
Well, she came back. Surely that's a sign. She's been with guys too, so I don't know if you should really feel that bad.
>she only wanted to get away from home
Haha, sounds like my ex. I'm single now, but I'm looking for a new girlfriend. When I eventually find one and move on, I think she'll eventually regret it. I really did love her, too. Part me of still does, but that part is (hopefully) buried forever.
I guess the best thing you can do is make sure to always treat her as well as you can. You can't convince someone you love them with words, you have to show them.
>>672024305
Sure man. Not all women are batahit crazy like some on here like to say. But the ones that are... Oh boy....
>>672023665
yeah i wouldn't have a hard time learning german, as i used to study it, i still want to get my driver's license first, with that i will have a lot more opportunities for jobs that don't require education.
>>672016863
this everytim
>>672017189
Like physically stinks or it's not enjoyable?
My life literally consists of 2 things: going to work to sit in the same office surrounded by the same older people all day, then come home and sit at my pc all night. Can't really be bothered to change it, I'm only in this part of my country (England) for the next few months and then I'm moving back to where I'm from to buy a house. It'll change then
>>672024003
post more!
>>672024995
>20yo problems
>>672017524
I feel anon
I feel
>>672025183
>>672013394
>>672013394
I have two
Since I don't play the lottery, I don't enjoy looking for non crazy cunts among the sea of britches. I will never get a f2f, I'd rather have a castration before thinking of having a gf. I enjoy my freedom, freedom of fucking whoever I want and leave just like that. When I'm old af I will donate all my shit to charity and die happy alone knowing that I didn't pollute this world with fucked up kids.
>>672019302
That's how I feel bud
>>672013394
My personality. I'm even good-looking.
>>672020432
>6.5in girth
yeah, bet that's why
>>672024955
if it is possible for you to get it then go but you wont need one if you live in berlin or cologne
only downside here are hipsters, sandniggers and sort of high rents
>>672017189
Lmao! nigga all pussy stinks but it's up to the bitch to take care of that shit. However, French ppl are known for not using deodorants so... I'm guessing the french bitches don't douche?
>>672025112
physically stinks, and hairy
>>672024213
>>Not that many ppl wants a mate
>This is what emotionally stunted morons actually believe
The vast majority of girls have a boyfriend. Sluts and whores might not, because they keep jumping from dick to dick (i.e. nobody wants them), and the extremely shy might not because they don't ask anyone out and everyone assumes they already have somone (as this is the norm, your bar slut-monologue aside).
>>672017524
One of the most important things you can do is to let niggers go if they dont want you.
If ya got feelings for a friend, break it the fuck up, that shit just ends with you bein hurt anon.
One-sided love is just a pain
>>672025198
>Wanting a used up old roastbeef graveyard cock carousel riding whore of a 30+ woman
>muh maturity
Just go with a cougar if you want maturity.
>>672026694
U got that wrong
Sluts have ALWAYS a bf they jump from one to one
Quality girls stay single for a while bc they dont take everybody
>>672013394
Her bf
>>672019302
no matter if she's crazy? wtf is wrong with you nigga? are you that lonely? Jesus fuckin christ, you're a glutton for punishment.
>good looks
>Good grades
>beta level social skills
>obsesion with crush
>obsesion with having a virgin girlfriend
Honestly i'm too picky, but i hope being not ugly and having a big dick will make up for it, also where I live 16 is legal age, being 18 where is the best place to look for a sweet 16 year old girl once I get turned down by my crush (who is also 18 and i know very little about, probably not a virgin)
>>672026981
>Sluts have ALWAYS a bf they jump from one to one
Well, define "boyfriend". I meant they don't have anything lasting more than a few weeks at the most. I wouldn't call that a relationship, if her pattern is to move on and find a new one immediately.
With "want", I meant: nobody wants these girls as people. They want them for their wet hole, and nothing else.
>>672016097
Yeah frowned on the last one
>>672027080
same...same..hard to find a virgin girl thiz dayz
Take my advice, they are worth it. Between money, stress and the fucking head games. Getting laid isn't enough. You want to have sex? Just trying some hook up sites.
>>672027080
Oh shit. This post made me laugh so hard.
Why do you have such a crush on said chick?
Did she smile at you once or something?
>>672027150
That can last month or years
I bet u know a girl who is always in a relationship? 1y bf 1 week Single 2y bf 5 days Single and so on - > not a Quality girl
I always complain I don't don't have a girlfriend, but there's three girls I know who like me and I'm not interested in them. At all. I feel bad
>>672013394
da white man keepin me down
Having a wife
>>672013394
my wife
The wife refuses to let me have one. Wives are like that.
>>672013394
i like penis
>>672027862
>>672027896
>>672027920
hive mind
>>672027920
Give her ur house and shit so u can be free and fuck sloots
>>672027920
Some wives are.
Mine, sadly is, but have friends with wives that are not so much. Lucky bastards
The elementary school teacher
>>672026694
You font know shit about ppl do you? Anyone with common sense about the world will tell you not everyone wants or needs a mate. Emotionally stunted? Lol no Biggs, what you're thinking is lonely ppl, ppl who HAS to live with someone no matter how fucked up they might be, the kind who as a kid would follow other kids thinking they're their friends but that's not the case. Sluts nd whores all have bfs, they become sluts and whores cuz of their fucked up mates who's either boring af or abusing them so they go fuck other dudes and gets labeled a slut or whores.
>>672013394
dunno how also im poor and ugly
>>672013394
Honestly I like fucking a lot of different girls. And I am picky as well
>>672027482
She is simply all of my ideals in a girl brought to life, from charakter to looks, i feel like getting turned down would give me closure, so I've been working at getting to know her more and leave my shell for a few weeks now
Not owning a car
>>672028089
I can't get past font, i know its a typo but it just stops me every time.
>>672015203
If you can't get it up, it's the porn. Just stop watching that shit and you'll be fine
>>672028047
This and the girl i want is on the other side of the world
>>672013394
I'm an outcast and a freak that will never be able to adjust to the norms of society.
>>672013394
>be in serious relationship for 1 year and a half
>girl had a lot of baggage
>just handed it over to me
>openly admitted i was carrying 90% of the relationship
>wanted to relive highschool
>constant nagging and all of that crap
>dropped her stupid ass
>am single now
>no one interesting around
>not even remotely
>not going down that road again any time soon
>i can just jerk off when i need a fuck
>i can just dump all the emotional crap if need be on my friends
Not worth it all at the end of the day. Quick fucks, hell, i'm all game. But girlfriend...nah i'm good.
>>672013394
>>672028281
pic related?
My current gf
>>672028538
Anime and video games are not science
Because I can't get over her.
Women demand constant attention and eat up all of your time and money. They are selfish, shallow, and illogical. Being in a relationship is like babysitting a spoiled brat, who will throw a fucking fit if she doesn't get what she wants. When she throws a bitch fit, you can never call her on it, because she "feels" that she is in the right. That's right, women will always try to trump your logic with their feelings. The worst part is despite whatever you do for your girlfriend, she will inevitably cheat on you when given the chance. When that happens, she will cast all blame on you. This will lead to two options: get cucked or breakup. There you go anon, make a VR girlfriend simulator out of that. You'll save a lifetime of bullshit. You faggots want pussy so bad, then fuck a chubby 4/10 on Tinder.
>>672027333
Virgin girls are everywhere, where the fuck you at nigga? Don't judge girls cuz of their broken hymen, remember that it can be broken by accident.
>>672028835
gj, her beauty is invisibally radiant
>>672028900
dubs speak truth
>>672028840
no shit sherlock
>>672028900
too much thought went into that post
After one day of pretty normal conversation she stopped reading my messages. Should I lose all hope?
>>672028900
Words of someone who has never actually talked to a woman.
>>672028900
>>672024213
These niggas
>>672016097
... same.
>>672013394
My wife.
>>672029200
Let me guess...you're a typical batshit crazy bitch?
>>672028900
try not dating young hot girls next time. of course they're going to be immature brats you fucking moron
>>672013394
Every time I've gotten one, they just decide I'm not good enough and leave me.
Stop jerking off and women will smell your high testosterone levels when they go past 9000
>>672028835
Where?
I have just found a girl,but theres 1 problem,shes my pusher,I can actually see her only once a week,how can I create a friendly relationship at least?
>>672013394
I like having money in the bank.
>>672028900
i'm making a poster or t-shirt out of that post
>>672016283
Kill him, post pics
>>672013394
My wife and my lover.
Also, having anything over 2 girls in your life is impossible to juggle, if you have a day job.
>solid 8/10
>lazy af
>no driving license
>no car
Biggest reason is actually that never like felt I need a another girlfriend after breaking up with my ex.
>>672016709
Hypergamy. Women have no loyalty. They simply take the wealthiest person with the highest social status they can get. Tldr don't be a beta.
>>672029438
uhh...he just said fuck chubby bitches, did you not read everything?
addiction to heroin, my job and my gf
>>672029438
You nailed it. I couldn't figure that out until after college.
>>672028900
This
All this
She hasnt cheated on me yet (and probably wouldnt seeing as sexually thats the only place were good in the relationship) butI wish she did so id havw a definite reason to leave
When shit gets too bad to hack it or our daughtwr gets old enough to understand i will leave
>>672013394
Crippling depression
>>672021535
Have her as a fuck buddy and don't worry about it
>>672013394
Because I dedicate the vast majority of my free time to being there for my best friend who has Leukemia. He needs me more than I need sex.
>>672028840
Anime and video game is science you dip shit, especially video games it's called science in technology and as for anime, well the creator has to seek out what you numbnuts wanna see before making the anime, therefore it's psychological research which is science. Everything is fuckin science nigga.
>>672029889
Pretty sure he implied that dating hot women are a lost cause. And to bail out on relationships in whole by having one-night-stands with ugly chubbies. I dunno.
>>672013394
My wife.
>>672030303
Good guy nigga, you're awesome in my book.
>>672030469
Came here to say this.
>>672013394
my lifestyle and personality thats my guess. Fuck i wish i knew. Ive had sex with 30+ women and 20 of them would be considered 8/10 or above. not sure what the fuck is wrong with me. Ive maybe truly wanted 5 girls. And they never wanted to date me or I fucked it up with what I said in the first sentence. goddamn.... was a druggie and alcoholic because it was driving me mad. clean for 2 weeks I know thats fuck all... Not looking to just sleep with a woman i want a companion. Im fucked and i am rambling
>be me, have a friend
>friend is better looking, like 8/10, I'm 6,5/10 at best
>He is kinda shy, I'm the guy everybody knows and mostly likes
>a girl appeared in our life
>we both chat her up, invite her places, parties and shit
>she wants my friends d apparently
>I like her very much, but decide meh, she's going for a friend of mine, I'll let it pass
>However, 3 months has passed and my friend seems kinda oblivious to the fact she wants him, even after I pointed it out to him several times
>He decides he doesn't want to have any of it, says I can have her if I want
>But, nigger, that's my first red light poppin
>I actually talked to her, and it seems I'm just her plan B if she can't get my friend
>I ain't nobodys plan B nigga
>In the end, she got neither of us, altho I'm still pretty certain that's one of the best, if not THE best girl I've met in my life
>But I just ain't no crutch for anyone till she can get better, If i wasn't the best the first time, I'll never be for her
Back to being single, at least I'll focus on my masters now.
>>672030430
Maybe but I didn't see anything about mentioning "hot women" in his rant but women in general.
>>672028900
>get cucked or breakup
new meme incoming!
my wallet and my face.
poor and ugly is not how you get a girl
You see kids, its like this
to get a girl you
>money
>power
>looks
pick two.
you must have two. and generally, the prettier the girl the greater quantity of the two is required.
>>672030681
if you could of got that and that is the truth i respect you bro and envy that dispriiiine
>>672023280
>Lol
Kill yourself.
Because I love to stay alone
>>672016097
/thread
>>672013394
My wife. She is such a drag.
Socially awkward and gutless
She 7
Im a social guy, i go out or to parties maybe every other weekend which is rather ok at my age (26), im outgoing and maybe a 7/10 looking guy and i get laid every time if not too drunk, and most of those times i still manage to get a phonenumber or two, im not picky, i take whatever i can get.
I estimate that i average 20 diffrent sexual partners every year, i "date" maybe half, of which maybe 1 (one) is girlfriend material based on personality alone, but after it get "serious" they somehow change into fucking batshit insane bitches.
thats why i dont have a GF
>>672030681
That sucks, but at least you have values
>>672013394
My ugly face
Being a faggot.
>>672031224
Which is why I'll probably be single for a long time but meh.
>>672028892
>wow, no one is paying attention to me
>maybe i should go to a bar and make a spectacle of myself
>i'll even have my friend film me doing it
>but i have no talent
>i know, i'll eat a full bag of candy
>okay here it goes
>i hope EVERYONE is watching
>nope, can't do it
>oops, i spit some back into the bag
>yolo
>hey buddy, want some candy?
>>672030906
Nice.
no car
no job
Thinking about using tinder but I don't have car so not sure how well it'll go.
Whenever i get serious with a girl and feel that i genuinely love her she suddenly stops loving me.
I dont know why, but i know its my fault
>>672031877
When you put it that way, yeah she acting like a self-centered idiot. But hey, that's women in a nutshell.
>>672013394
The fact that I don't want a girlfriend. I'm not homo, I just simply don't feel the need for one and would find it rather annoying actually.
>>672013394
Only got a work gf.
Once I go home, its back to only having a wife.
>>672028900
all women don't act like that! what a load of bullshit! wait until i share this with my sjw friends on tumblr! i....i..... SCREEEEEEE!
>>672032133
fuck i feel ya, goddamn evil heartless whores. reminds me of a friend of mine super cute, chill girl. dates a guy who would rather spend his birthday with friends. and you can clearly see she wants to spend it with him, if she was mine she would spend it with me. women seem to like men who are fine without them.. such a paradox though because he does treat her well but just doesnt seem to give much of a shit at the same time lol
>>672030739
I'm feeling it
>Hey /b/ I think my girlfriend is cheating
>get cucked or breakup
>>672017524
Oh anon how I wish you would her how you feel about her. The thing about how she draws on your hand made me feel a lot of feels :(
>>672013394
Was an asshole in my last relationship and made the girl I love leave. We both had problems but I was the driving force.
(that was almost 3 years ago)
So I'm just keeping it low key and avoiding relationships, going to the gym, trying to get a less shit mentality and be more open/better at communication.
Still terrified at the thought of being that way again.
She has a boyfriend and is only using me for sex.
She knows how I feel about her but says the sex is too good to stop.
I'm dying inside.
