ISIS thread. Post anything ISIS
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ISIS thread.
Post anything ISIS
Allahu akbar 8s
aloha snackbar
Quints for Allah
Samefag
>>671988783
انا عميل من داعش. هل تريد الانضمام لنا؟
Bunch of dicks.
>>671988884
It's called bumping your own thread asshole
>>671988991
Apart from when you've just blown yourself up
Most Isis names?
Ibrahim
Mohammed
Omar
Nashid
Osama
>>671988783
اني ابحث في أرجاء 4 شان لكي أضيف المزيد من المجاهدين. هل لديك الرغبة؟
>>671989020
You from Gaza? Now strip.
>>671989020
Going to buy more stuff from them places if its means more sandniggers get shot
أنا إيزيس نحن والوقوف أقوياء نحن لن تتخلى أبدا عن جيدا لن نخذلكم أبدا نلف وندور و الصحراء لك.
>>671989135
Your mother produces ugly babies
>>671989095
If you don't touch children please don't judge pedos. Fuck that logic Fuck those vicious animals
>>671989232
Bacon
>>671989135
You have no idea how much that make me want to drink.
>>671989020
I'm a sandnigr and this shit got me keklin' fuck that kid. Gotta get me some McDaniels
>>671989220
Hi Score. Progress to next level and recieve 10 Allah Ahkbars.
>>671989180
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>>671988891
suck my sphincter
>>671989052
Nashid? Nasheed are the songs they sing without music to boost morale or to praise God
>>671988783
هل هناك من يستطيع فهمي؟ هل من ساند نيقاز؟
>>671989225
We don't touch children you ignorant butthole. You people believe your own lies
>>671989481
Holy shit it says Allah!
It's a sign
Where do I convert? Sign me up
>>671989365
If that's true that's pretty interesting.
>>671989460
Yeah Muhammad was big into adding and subtracting in Latin numerics. Couldn't get enough of it.
>>671989473
kill yourself
>>671988783
>>671989374
لقد بحثت عن احداثياتك. توقع قدومنا
You lil shit
>>671988891
ليش لا
>>671989697
Im gonna kill myself by blowing myself up in an american military base
>>671989641
Apparently it is
>>671989711
MYTH BUSTED!
>>671988783
Hadith Number 16245, Volume Title: “The Sayings of the Syrians,” Chapter Title: “Hadith of Mu’awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan”:
“I saw the prophet – pbuh – sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the
prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)
He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) penis..”
روى أنه صلى الله عليه و سلم قبل زبيبة الحسن أو الحسين
He (the prophet) kissed the (little) penis of al Hassan or al Husein
رأيت النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
He (the prophet) put Husein’s legs apart and kissed his (little) penis
Another Hadith. Majma al-Zawa’id, Ali ibn Abu Bakr al-Haythami, 299/9 مجمع الزوائد لعلي بن أبى بكر الهيثمي
رأيت رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
رواه الطبراني و إسناده حسن
translated into English: “I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his (little) penis.”
>>671989882
>>671989736
كيف ابحث عن الاجداثيات علمني
>>671988910
>>671989807
Fuck yeah!
Prepare to be extracted in the next few weeks
نحن متشوقون لي لوصولك
>>671989896
the fuck
>>671989095
If u don''t study Christianity don't call us Infidels. U fucking fagot
>>671989020
How could someone give up coke AND Pepsi products? I'd rather just pay for the bullet personally out of my taxes like a real american
>>671989473
You stupid fuck I was applying his logic to another situation, Jesus Christ you're some dense mother fuckers
Mohammed was a stinking Jew, how else could the satanic pedophile dialogue of islam be allowed to flourish?
>>671989986
هذا من أسرار المهنة. انضم إلينا و سوف نعلمك
ISIS recuirts the true believers young grasshopper
>>671989171
And then they promptly removed them again. The end
>>671989809
there is no allah
>>671989896
This is fake bullshit, you can't find anything evil about the prophet so you invent these lies
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc3_1426587348
>>671989473
>on /b/
>presumably muzziefag
>doesn't touch children
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>671989473
Aisha was 9 when Mo-ham-head fucked her, I suppose you will now say 'she was an adult'?
>>671989809
This is the FBI
We are monitoring this thread
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4be_1408696873
>>671990338
to be fair, even non muslims on /b/ touch children
>>671990239
Truth hurts, I can find plenty of dirt on the pedophile killer you worship, Ram-jam.
>>671989896
There are six authentic sources of shaheeh hadith and this isn't one of them
Mo-ham-head was a gay Jew
>>671990459
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>>671990454
/b/ doesn't have scriptures instructing us to do so, Abdul
>>671989481
I shall spread the news to the town folks
>>671990072
He did study christianity... he memorized quran, bible and some kind of hindu book
There are a lot of muslims in this thread.. .
What the fuck is up with religion? How in the hell can you nitpick things from holy books but when something is obviously fucked up/retarded you double think it with some religious rhetoric?
Like fucking seriously? The rationale is perplexing man.
>>671990537
>six authentic sources of shaheeh hadith and this isn't one
We know a song that goes like that, don't we, Abdul?
>>671990163
so was jesus you stupid retard fag
What a rip off!
They said this was an ISIS thread, and there is absolutely no reference whatsoever to the TV show ARCHER! Fuck this shit! I'm going to /co/ or /tv/
>>671990340
That is true but it isn't allowed for us, that marriage was commanded by god and when she grew up she had the most knowledge of the sayings of the prophet
>>671990760
I'm not Christan or a Jew, but either would be preferable to being a pedo Paki cumstain like Mo-ham-head.
>>671990808
me too. fuck all of these fags
>>671990237
Yes there is, there is also hellfire
>>671990853
There's child brides all over the islamic world, citing Mo's 'marriage' to a 6-year-old as justification.
>>671990875
not saying your are any of it, just clarifying jesus was probably more jew then mohammed. if they even existed which the probably didn't
Die, terrorist scum.
>>671990896
So says the prophet Mohamhead
>>671990875
This is not Mohammed. It is Imam Ali, one of his follower, and all around badass. Also Imam Ali Brigade is among the most violent anti ISIS brigade in the Iran region.
>>671990459
This isn't dirt? And your translations are a bit off. I fully believe the truth of qoran im glad Allah gave us permission to slaughter you
allau akbar
>>671990944
Yes, yes there is AGM-114 Hellfire
>>671991026
All Pakis look alike to me, Jamal.
>>671988891
And a walalala to you too
>>671990746
Your mom sucks cameldicks
>>671990896
So don't blame either the doctrine or the people that follow it?
If people are getting the desire to covert masses through any means necessary in all forms it's scary as fuck.
>>671991066
And I'm glad a Jewish guy showed us how to split the atom, bring it on, goatfucker.
>>671991103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Azrael
That's the problem of having no idea about whats going on in the middle east. Islam is not the problem, Isis is.
We rely heavily on muslim troops to keep peace in the region.
Typical, eat shit Ibrahim.
>>671991224
kek
>>671990964
Still doesnt make it right. Is having sex with little boys allowed in christianity? No. Do they still do it? Yes
>>671991235
muslim troops - keeping peace? You crack me up.
>>671991026
Fucking dirty shiites
>>671991295
But was it right when MO done it?
>>671991110
here a palestinian kid for you faggot i wish i could upload his fucking video, he just crawling on the floor and everyone around him shouting "die you arabic piece of shit scum"
>>671991224
Burn in hell lying scum
>>671991066
>>671991415
I follow the Ten Commandments, I don't lie - you guys have 'Takiyyah' - SACRED LIES!
>>671991332
Just google it. This is not a religion war, this is a political war. Also the region is a fucking quagmire and it's VERY complex. It's not west vs islam. There are many sides, their alliegence vary, and the last thing you want to do is to allienate potential allies just because you hate islam.
>>671991334
ISIS supporter spotted, calling the drones
>>671991235
Isis is on the right path. Bringing war to you dirty infidels so we can live under islamic rule without comprimising
ISIL kills a fuck ton of other Muslims they will eventually wipe each other out, if anything we should just make sure the borders are sealed, and give them all the guns they want.
>>671989962
Well this picture isn't wrong
>>671991514
'Allies'?
Fuck that concept. Look at Turkey...
The best thing the West can do to islam is to isolate it, by ceasing all immigration from non-secular states, and pursuing a policy of energy independence.
>>671991415
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>>671991066
For a religion of peace you sure as fuck don't respond like people at peace.
>>671991382
Yes because it was an order from Allah. When she grew up she was one of the most knowledgeable narrators of hadieth
>>671991405
Top kek m8tey - I came.
>>671991607
No it's not. You can't even repel the Khurds and get you ass handed to you by female soldiers with low tech weaponry. And should you become a real threat, west troops will land. It will cost money and lives but you'll be done in two months.
>>671991625
Technically true, tho the last thing you want is to see the region united under ISIS
>>671991509
Those are fucking shiites don't group us together with those deviants. Only moment we can lie is in war
>>671991808
So like, always.
>>671991786
Hahahahaha i bet you nelieve everything bbc tells you. Kurds get fucked by isis and they're weapons get tzken as war booty
>>671991741
So you DO justify pedophilia because some lunatic heard voices saying 'Hey! Go fuck this six-year-old kid, I'm ALLAH and I say it's fine!'
What a 'god' you worship, eh...
>>671991808
No that would be perfect ISIL wipes out the "good" mudslimes, and then we can nuke them without SJW's and the like saying "good" mudslimes were killed in airstrikes this is wrong.
Bomb people
>>671991702
Turkey is one of the reason the region is fucking complex and you can't solve it with a sledgehammer strike.
We HAVE to make Turkey accept to lose part of their territory to rebuild Kurdisthan to rebuild a stable region.
>>671991741
Did she know the Haddith about the camel piss?
>>671991936
I don't listen to BBC and I get my information by war reports. Every month, Khurd controlled territory expends.
To the extent of my knowledge, you can fight the Syrian rebels, can somewhat stand your ground against Syrian loyalists, but Kurds are definitely destroying you.
>>671992035
I'm not advocating 'strikes' -I'm advocating sealing the area off and letting them kill each other. The entire ME is not, IMHO, worth a single Western life.
>>671991957
You don't believe he was a prophet so you cant understand. Did you know that the prophet never married young women? They were all older, widows, divorced etc.. the only wife that was young and virgin was her. And like I said, when she grew up she was an immense asset to the religion
>>671992052
Yes that's an authentic hadith
>>671989171
Islamic women have rights, ha
>>671992137
The west has no such thing as objective newsreports
>>671992156
Not sure I agree with your point, but I definitely see the logic.
Frankly, I'd be for an intervention if it wasn't 100% sure it would be led by america with its usual "destroy everything, cry hard later" tactic. This is not in sight, so maybe a good alternative is to let the region burn to ashes, yes...
>>671988783
Is this ISIS enough?
>>671992368
Yes they do, you're women don't. You all worship kim kardashian who became fzmous by being a whore. This is the dream of all western women
>>671992401
And that's why I don't listen to them. I listen to war reports directly from the fighters and population.
Sure they are twisted like every war report, but as you can confront sources, you can have a pretty clear understanding of what's happening.
>>671992430
As long as the oil is fine fuck the rest of middle fucking east. Turn it to glass.
>>671992279
>Did you know that the prophet never married young women
When Mo married Aisha (at the age of 51), he had plenty of wives to satisfy his sexual needs, but 'Gabriel' told Mo to fuck a kid.
>the only wife that was young and virgin was her
If her virginity was so sp[ecial, perhaps Mo should not have put his goat-dung-smeared cock inside her nine-year-old vaggo.
> an immense asset to the religion
A religion of death, rape, and pedophilia.
>>671989473
>>671992559
Why don't you come stay as my guest?
>>671989843
Top kek
>>671989171
lol muslim women dont have any of those
>>671989365
> no clever humans existed 1500 years ago so it must be god
weird how the quran suddenly has 10 words for everythingg ay
>>671991741
> sexually abusing a child is fine because my god (which i have no proof for, im just blindly follwing my family because im scared) says its ok :')
>>671988783
Islam is strong in her.
>>671992279
> you dont believe its ok for a man to sexually exploit a young girl so you dont understand
>>671993462
Yes, the smell of camel piss, rancid lamb meat, and pedophiles' sperm must be somewhat overpowering
is anyone else wondering that the same species that just discovered gravitational waves is also this fucking retarded.
>>671993726
It certainly wasn't a muslim who discovered gravitational waves, that's for sure
Oh hi. Its you.
>>671993726
I was just thinking along the same lines myself, how any rational person. with any understanding of logic, can be a part of any religion in this day and age.
>>671993831
True. Islam just find out that burning plastic is good for your lung.
>>671993831
>>671994045
dont worry global warming will cause a drought and the middle east will be uninhabitable
There is one thing missing.. The ISIS Roulette!
>>671992521
Hah, right cause we fuckin put pressure on our women to all wear shit like burqas and publicly stone them if they don't
We just want them to look hot. Kim Khardashian is overrated.
Fag.
>>671994719
Kim Kardashian is actually a short fat Hobbit
>>671992279
>never married young women?
>never
>never
Other than the six year old he managed to keep his dick out of for another three years. Do you even know what "never" means? It succinctly describes your chances of getting into paradise.
Your false prophet is a moon-worshiping nonce, but I got a good photo of him here for you.
Did you know Muhammad was a T*rk?
>>671990009
Lost
>>671991741
Hey, Ram-Jam? Tell us some funny stories about what 'Allah' and his 'angels' said to MoHamHead.
I guess the mudslimes have been called to prayer
>>671988878
Damn
>>671989301
Sure you are white boi
>>671996357
Six year olds for Allah
>>671993342
So Jesus was a cuck, Muhammad was the bull?
Islam must fall.
>>671991784
ole motherfuckin' ironsides
I miss it
