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77 tells me what I do with this can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti.

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77 tells me what I do with this can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti. Opened or unopened. Im drunk, im bored, im fat. Will deliver.
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>>671968064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ruLqU_ndw
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use it as lube
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Shove it up your ass
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Pour it on your head and sing numa numa song
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>>671968064
Ear it>>671968122
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>>671968064
Stick your dick in it.
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Jam it up your asshole fat tard
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Use a can opener to open it and use the sharp lid to cut yourself
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do these steps but with that
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Eat it. The can, not the contents
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>>671968451
Helping this guy roll
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>>671968064

3 ravioli up the pooper, eat the rest.
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Fap to it
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>>671968376
Off by one, you poor anon
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Post a webm of you shoving the spaghetti in your asshole through a gas funnel.op better deliver faggot.
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None yas can get 77. You cant touch this
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> Open the can
> Take a fat shit in the spaghetti
> Mix it all up
> Smother it across the floor
> Eat all of the shitghetti
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chug it
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>>671968633
This
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pour it in your hat and wear it.
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>not jumbo meatballs
disgusting
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Carve a Swastika in your forehead with the sharp can.
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Snort a line of ravioli then Kiester the rest
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put in microwave and heat it up for 3 hours
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>>671968739
Rollerino
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Open it with only your teeth
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>>671968786
BUMP
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Kill yourself
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>>671968739 Rolololol
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>>671968834
Roll
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>>671968064
Open it and pour the contents up your ass. Poop them out and eat the ravioli.
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>>671968739
Ouch nigga
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>>671968407
doooo iiiittt
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>>671968739
This
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>>671968888
Checked
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>>671968786
Rollin. Also OP looks like Rocco from Mega 64.
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Up bum
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>>671968888
Quads tho.
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>>671968888
Woooot
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Eat it with your butt broooo
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>>671968888
Damn. Check em
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>>671968064
Pour all over your exposed genitals and have either wild or domesticated animal(s) eat it off
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put it in the oven
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Snort the sauce.
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>>671968999
Trips though
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>>671968888
Checked

Open the can and carve a timestamp into yourself on your ass
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>>671968739
Roll
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Stick it up your ass motorcycle man I am the devil do you understand.
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>>671969073
reroll
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Put in microwave un opened leave on high for half an hour
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>>671968888
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Donate it to a homeless person
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>>671969111
Those triples looking fresh and clean.
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>>671968688
Winrar
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>>671968739 Lmaoo
Op don't be a faggot
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>>671969140
Roll
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>>671968875
Reroll
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Fuck it
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>>671968064
Eat it faggot
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>>671969278
One off
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Snort a noodle then put the remainder as hair
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Rollin dolan nolan niggers

Throw can, opened, at your wall
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Rollen
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Up your ass
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>>671968064
Go to store or place with lots of people, open can and stuff face, vomit uncontrollably on things screaming "Not in Hillary's America!!", then start crying.
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Mail it to your local congressman
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cook it in the microwave for 4 minutes 20 seconds.
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eat half of the contents then piss in it, once your done pissing into it put it into the microwave for about 5 min on high then put choclate syrup or whip cream maybe both on top, and start chugging it.
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Cook that shit in the microwave.
You can leave it in the can you'll be fine.
Keep closed for best results.
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>>671968407
Yes!
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Cut entire contents of can into slivers, snort all.
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>>671969376
How hard is it to get 77 christ
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Blend it all up and using a syringe inject it all down your dickhole.
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>>671968407
THIS
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So many dubs and trips up in here where da fuck my 77 at
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Rollen Rollen for butt holen
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>>671969477
WINRARRRR!
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Dress like a Muslim and make a video of yourself raping the can and post it on xvideos
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Put it in a fire
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>>671969477
Winrar
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>>671969477
oh fuck
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Eat it out of your toilet with shit in it
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>>671969477
WINRAR
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>>671969477
WINRAR
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>>671969477
Winrar
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>>671969477
Winrar. Don't be a faggot OP
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>>671969477
Winrar
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Carve a banana cancer spreading across both your ass cheeks.
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>>671969477
fucken winrar
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>>671969477
Winrar!!
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>>671969513
Indeed
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>>671969482
Get banned and leave /b/ forever
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Donate it to a child in need
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We are waiting op
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>>671969477
Well this will be fun to watch
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>>671969477
Yeweeeee
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>>671969477
Haha yessss do it OP
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>>671969477
Oh shit. Im in a hotel and have no blender or syringe. Wat do?
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>>671969577
DOUBLE WINRAR
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Is OP going to deliver and be a legend or be a faggot?
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>>671969432
if you dont have a syringe theres always this
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throw it at your tv
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>>671969477
this one sure kicked the shit out of mine. well played.
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>>671969696
An hero
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>>671969477
Winrar! Lmao op better deliver.
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>>671969696
go to walmart and get the supplies needed for this delivery.
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>>671969696
>be a faggot
>continue to be a faggot
Interesting get though
Triple 96
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>>671969696
Pour it in your dick
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>>671969765
Roll
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>>671968875
Reroll after 75 and 78
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>>671969696
Go to the nearest pharmacy, buy some needles and then kill yourself in the bathroom
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>>671969696
OP do this one >>671969451
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>>671969577
Can we get a triple winrar?!?
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>>671969696
Use a straw and jam it in bro
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>>671969811
Im in a town of 7000 people.KMART only and its closed. I WANT TO DELIVER BUT DONT HAVE SUPPLIES.
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Don't be faggot OP
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>>671969432
re roll
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>>671969971
This
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>>671968064

Stick opened can up your arse and pretend you're shitting out the contents
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Chuck it at the person next door
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Straw faggot
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Microwave that shit brooo
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>>671969696
Holy shit your fat,ugly,bald and retarded man god must hate you.
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Bath in it
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Chew up the contents, regurgitate it, then funnel into asshole
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>>671970037

Eh whatever, injecting a tenth of an oz of this shit would be impressive, but 12 oz is like 1,200 standard rigs full.
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Then shove the whole can up your ass you false prophet
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Use a straw to push it in faggot
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>>671969971
Will try this. Reporting back soon.
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>>671969696
> Chew it all up
> Spit it into a bowl
> Find a straw
> Jam the straw into your dickhole
> Spit the chewed spaghetti into your dickhole manually
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Mash it all up your nose. Keep stuffing until nothing else will fit.
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Jizz in it then eat it.
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>>671970037
Drunk alone on Thursday, browsing /b/, what went wrong in your life?
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>>671970037
Kill 1000 people in your town while wearing the can like an autistic talisman around your neck
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ok so your in a hotel? pour that shit all over the tv and under the matress not only that but shit under the matress and leave a note saying "/b/ was here 3/3/16"
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>>671970236
YESSSSSSSS
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Shit and jizz in it then eat it.
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>>671970236
dont you back out faggot, i need this
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>>671968064
Deliver oppp
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>>671970037
will except funnel
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>>671970134
Roll
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>>671968064
Make a masterpiece on your wall
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>>671970130
>>671970337
Prepare for some really gross shit. Ima try this because nobody ever delivers.
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Come on OP deliver
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FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
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>>671970737
JESUS CHRIST THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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He's probably sitting in his hotel bed slouched over with his palm on his forehead thinking why o why did I agree to do anything with a can of ravolis for 77's Man My DICK Is Going To hurt.
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>>671970737
Based op
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>>671970802
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>>671970737
DO IT
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>>671970737
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in the anus
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>>671970737
OP will deliver! Fucking finally!
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>>671970737
My body is ready

somebody save this if he delivers
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posting in ebic bread.
Op better deliver I'm about to leave for classes
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Holy balls this BURNS
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Open the can with your teeth. Rub contents over your body
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>>671971137
LMFAO
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Fuck it
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>>671971137
DELIVERED!
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posting in an epic thread
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>>671971137
Micropenis
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>>671971137
blow into the straw. connect a second one if you have to
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>>671971137
>>671971137
>>671971137
>>671971137
>>671971137
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>>671971137
HOLY SHIT THE MAD MAN DID IT
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>>671971137
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>>671971137
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES
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>>671971251
ROLLO
(posting in epic thred)
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>>671970737
Godspeed guy
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>>671971137
Great scott
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>>671971137
We love you Op!
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>>671971358
Lol good job op you made me chuckle
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>>671971137
Op has delivered!!!!
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>>671971137
Cheers OP, you're not a faggot.
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>>671971137
Yes
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>>671971137
Yes...
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>>671971137
Now I can have Molecular Biology with a smile in my face. Thank you OP you will be remembered
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>>671971137
This fucking guy lmao
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>>671971249
Hey I had it all smashed up yo. I got sauce down there but no noodles. Hurt to bad.
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>>671971137
Today was a good day
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>>671971137
I guess this counts, expected something more spectacular, but hey, proud of you man, you achieved... something, and that's not nothing.. I guess?
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>>671971137
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>>671971460
You the man Op
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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MAD MAN IT'S THE DAY OP FINALLY DELIVERED HOLY FUCK
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>>671971137

Kek
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>>671971137
AND OP DELIVERS
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FTW Op, so very not a faggot!
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>>671968633
Rolling for this
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Peace out fuckers. That sucked.
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>>671971137
AND OP DELIVERS>>671971722
Report back how your dick feels in the morning
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>>671969971
Holy fuck he actually listened
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toasting in an epic bread
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>>671971722
godspeed magnificent faggot
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Today was a good day
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>>671971722
Aite
Hit the showers op
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>>671971722
Good night Op, good night...
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>>671971137
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OP will forever be known as Mr. Ravioli.

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING FORMUOLI
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I am now part of history

Good job you magnificent faggot
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>>671972052
it was spaghetti you fucking nitwit
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ALL HAIL OP
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>>671971137
op you mad bro
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>>671972052
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THE LEGEND OF MR RAVIOLI
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THANKS RAVIOLI RAY
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laffing so hard out here

Thanks legendary /b/ro
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>>671972052
>>671972212
samefag stop trying to make mr. ravioli happen
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sdada
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>>671968888
Checked
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i bet , first time op had meat on his dangle
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>>671971137
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If dubs, OP is Mr. Ravioli
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>>671972700
Cofnirmed
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>>671968633
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm so glad I got high before bed and decided to browse /b/
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>>671972700
Winrar!!
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S-screencap?
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>>671973079
Yes please
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>>671971137
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>>671969482
Here faggot!
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For once, i have the feeling op will deliver!
77 check'em!
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>>671972328
I was the first one. Kudos to someone for backing me up tho, must appreciated.
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>>671968064
OP already delivered, faggot. Scroll up in the thread
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>>671971137
Its about time OP was not a fag. +1 internets to you good sir.
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>>671971249
I don't think he's hard anon.
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>>671971722
Checked. Godspeed brave anon. This thread will live forever on my HDD. Well, 'till my HDD dies at least.
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>>671974477
you wasted the win...
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>>671972052
No. Just no. Not fucking everything needs a dumb name, stop forcing a "meme".
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>>671974477
77 strikes again
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Someone cap this before 404 omg
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>>671968064
lube your ass up and force it up your asshole - the whole way
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>>671971137
wtf nukka
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>>671971137
fuck ya op u da fukin man
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>>671975172
Do it yourself, faggot.
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>>671968633
c'mooooon shugah
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>>671972052
>>671972212
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>>671971722
GOD DAMN IT MARIE
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