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fuck me im straight out the lot
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lets go
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Well shit why the fuck not?
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>Eternal peasant
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>>671959526
Roll
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dictatorship of the proletariat
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Quads
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bush did 9/11
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witnes me
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>>671959997
almost babycakes but you a peasant like us!
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>>671959997
>>671959999
So close
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>>671959526
It is better to be a peasant for the emperor than be a king for myself
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Fuck
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Obama is a terroist
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>>671960791
And to >>67196000
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Roll :)
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Niggerfaggots
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>>671959526
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
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I have power.
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Bow down
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>>671959526
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I will rule!
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rolling for peesant
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I'm somebody now
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222
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Soldier at least.
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I like being a peasant. Less chance of being killed.
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>>671959526
Get fucking checked peasants
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333
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UGHHNNNNNN
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Pretty well I suppose
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Sir cocklebur at your service.
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>>671961326
444
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Dirty peasant reporting in
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>>671959526
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>671959526
Hail my cock.
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>>671959526
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>>671959526
Knight get
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>>671959526
Suck the dick of your master!
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Ahem... SIR COCKLEBUR AT YOUR SERVICE...
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I'm fine being a simple peasant
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Lord and master here
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>>671961555
Knight status here
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AHEM... SIR COCKLEBUR AT YOUR SERVICE
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>>671959526
Rolling for evil dubya
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>>671961441
Satan
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Pissant Signing in!
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Peasant get
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GODDAMNIT. SIR COCKLEBUR AT YOUR SERVICE!
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I'm no peasant!
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ITT fucking peasants
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>>671959526
king of kings reporting
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>>671961688
Lol dumb soldier
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Check 'em
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>>671961678
777
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free cocks for all!
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>>671961722
Not fucking good enough.

SIR COCKLEBUR AT YOUR SERVICE
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Bow before me filthy peasants.
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>>671961768
Fuck 888
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>>671961827
All I want is to be a knight...
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Rollin'
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Piss off
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Let's go
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test
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Rool
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Tesd
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i am a worthy knight, a ronin, i owe allegiance to no man
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>>671959526
Ser Excellence reporting for duty
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>>671959526
Who the fuck do I get to be today? I'm guessing knight.
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>>671961807
No one wants your peasant cock
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>>671961907
Please
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Please
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>>671959526
Peasant coming through
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knight here
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>>671961944
Eventually. I'll work my way up.
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>>671961880
Lets try again, loud and clear : BOW BEFORE ME FILTHY PEASANTS
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squire here, my training will be finished soon
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> roll in.
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C
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>>671962068
You are the insane beggar standing at the corner of the mud street screaming at the top of his lungs. gg
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>>671959526
fuck you and your shit
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>>671962138
is more training required?
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>>671961222
Knight GET!
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>>671961902
FUCK 222
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Im the bestest knight
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now a knight!!!
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>>671959526
Roll
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k
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Peasant here!
Reporting in!
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Destiny is calling
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>>671962262
333.
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lord of scrubs get
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>>671962212
If you wont give yourself in, i will have to strike you down ! Apologize and i may let you go unharmed.
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I shall roll!
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>just can't wait to be KING
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>>671962346
44fucking4
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>>671962301
fuck it...us peasants revolt and dissolve the monarchy
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Rolling for peasantry
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>>671962411
Soldier? Eh, better than peasant.
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>>671959526
BOW
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Quints get
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>>671962461
55goddamn5
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I will get >>671962555
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Kings
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Destiny is calling my name. and it's telling me that you're a peasant.
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im the jew
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Peasant sounds good
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bow down bitches
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>>671962574
FUCK SATAN
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>>671959526
ayy lmao shit post is shit
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I am but a humble meme farmer.
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>>671959526
whats goin on here?
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>>671962637
the jew knight
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733
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>>671962574
FUCK YOU JEW
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>>671962667
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK
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im gay
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>>671962574
Fucking jew
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>>671962667
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13
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Rolll
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if i post enough god will knight me.
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>>671959526
faggot
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>>671962667
Ya done goofed
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hi guys
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when your pizza rolls are done
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>>671926888
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>>671962667
>>671962776
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>671959526
CHECK EM
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>>671962867
nice meme
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A NEW WORLD ORDER
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Bow to me
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unlimited POWER
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>checkd
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>>671961944
Hello there little soldier, knight coming through now
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>>671959526
NOW BEFORE ME
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>>671959526
bow down to the king
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>>671962895
999......
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>>671962845
waiting
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Help
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I want to be
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This thread is a dubs wasteland
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>>671959526
Hai guys
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Bow down fags
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Gimme food pls
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pls
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>>671963004
NOW! I AM GOD!!!
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>>671959526
Under my rule, all hentai will be free
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>>671959526
go on
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don trump
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pls no peasant nigger
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>>671959526
No gets
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>>671959526
rolling for power
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>>671963168
fak
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bow down
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:(
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>>671962997
Fuck me. 2222
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roool
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>>671962016
Rollin
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>>671963213
2222
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its good to be the king.
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>>671959526
Deus vult
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I just throw the shite around, aye m'lord?
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Ρολλ, πούστες
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>>671963332
off by 1
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>>671959526
nigger
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I'm emperor bitches
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blyat
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>>671959526
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>671963332

ΡΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ

It's official, this thread is cursed
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I'd rather serf.
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oy oy gib dem trips
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>>671963438
spelled it wrong faggot,
its blyad
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>>671963332
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I SERVE THE EMPIRE!
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>>671959526
>mfw born too late
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Fucking rollerino faggerinos
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Yesss
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Hail to the chief
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serve me, niggers
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Nobody is rolling dubs. This is now a racist meme thread
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>>671959526
fuck it, might as well.
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Make me a god
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Fuck it. Rolling down a river.
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>>671963551
>mfw russian census includes bear mounts to bolster population density of rusberia
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sients
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Fuck it! Rollin
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>>671963799
witnessed
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Nigger
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do get
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Already a pesant irl
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>>671959526
Stop hating minecraft
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Rollf
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>>671964002


REEEEEEE
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Behold, the king of kings
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>>671964033

Check'd
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>>671962978
You sure are a filthy looking knight.
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lou
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>>671963813
Peasant after all
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ez
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I'm onviously not a peasant.
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>>671964126
Where?
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what am i
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Rollerino
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started from the bottom
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I'm not a robot
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>>671964539
now we here
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>>671959526
Listen up for my command!
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>>671959526
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>>671959526
roll
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>>671964594
There was a mistake rolling again for my true form
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>>671959526
Roll
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Okay, bow I guess.
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got
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bow down peasants. Kappa123
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want to be a soldier atleast once :(
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Baba
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>>671959526
I'm being repressed
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rell
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Rolling for King
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WITNESS ME
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Feeling like a king today
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>>671961556
>>671962667
>>671963332
>>671963665
>>671963998
Yep thread's cursed
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>>671964777
YOU BROKE THE CURSE!!
ALL HAIL
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>>671959526
bread of the peasants?
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There can only be one King of Kings.
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rolling to be king
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Fucking plebs
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peasant at heart
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pls trips
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>>671964901
was this the guy with 800 confirmed children?
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Regular peasant here, don't mind me.
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>>671964777
So does this make me the commanding officer then?
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>>671959526
rolling
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I never get dubs.
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Hailsatan OP
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Reporting for duty
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>>671964777
Finally a knight! Now we need a king/emperor
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>>671963129
roll
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Fuckin try me
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I wanna be a knight
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>I think I'm in the wrong place
>these people are all covered in shit
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There is only one king of kings: Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.
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>>671964777
>>671964833
>>671965033
>>671965066
A knight and his platoon of soldiers, neat.
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>>671965265
kek
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Got eem
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Thy fags shall kneel
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Knight roll
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I only get quads
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Getting close to >>671965555
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>>671959526

Who rules who?
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try
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>>671959526
I AM THE GOD EMPORER
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Guess I'm a peasant
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rolly polly
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>>671965368
Nice try peasant
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King roll!
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>>671965336
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>>671965555
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU
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Quit Stalin.
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Fuck
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pls op
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King get
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>>671965496
Again
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rollll
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lel king me
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Have I got shit all over me?
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>>671965554
Fucking hell
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Filthy peasent checking in.
Which one of you bangs my wife before I'm allowed to?
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>>671965458
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>>671965554
Come on dude.
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>>671965554
You fuck
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Peasant's cool, right?
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Bring out yer dead
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>>671965516
we nito swag now
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>>671964847
Adding >>671965554 to the cursed list
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