Let's see the faces if /b/
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Let's see the faces if /b/
>>671956501
8/10. post dick?
>>671956609
7/10
>>671956501
so fucking hot
Roast me with OC
>>671956840
well, thnx
sad times
>>671956501
Get your leafs shit outta here nigga
>>671956501
Getting in early this time.
Here's my ugly mug for criticism.
>>671956954
found the fuckboy
>>671957198
smh you were just called husband material gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck this isn't r9k
>>671957383
JJ?
>>671957518
What do you mean?
>>671957431
Pity ratings, I'm sure. That was the first positive post I've ever seen.
Hiya guys I'm back
Fuck it
>>671957531
wrong DOOM
Fuck it why not
>>671956501
>>671957622
You know the rules
>>671957720
I do know the rules, I wasn't asking for anything :-)
>>671957622
Did you demand of a peasant to ride upon your steed?
hhh
A few months ago
>>671957810
Buuuut we are asking to see the tits. If you would kindly.
>>671958066
Dubs demands it femanon
>>671957954
got a better pic?
>>671958066
>>671958288
>>671958054
>wears a drug rug
>never used a drug
huh
>>671958054
trust me, you are a reasonably attractive dude. but you gotta present yourself better than this--I've seen other of your pics, and they represent your better
>>671958331
Holy fuck. almost trips plus double dubs.
>>671957469
Getalife10
>>671958420
You look like a weeb, also why is your hair wet? Or is that grease? I mean you just strike me as a typical overweight weeaboo, not sure if you are edgy but you do look like a nerdy weeaboo.
>>671958342
I have smoked wax, hash, and weed before also xanax, opiates, cloud nine. Also dropped acid twice
>>671958301
fuckk all i can find is me and my ex
>>671958595
You done?
>>671958706
Careful, don't want to cut anyone with all those edges
>>671958372
Better?
>>671958876
buy a ceiling poorfag
>>671958420
>Ohio state
I puked
>>671958974
Nah
>>671958876
Well, not per se. I'm glad you're confident enough to show your D, which looks quite good (decent length, cut), but I do hope you don't have self esteem issues in the flesh. Because you really are at least a bit above average, on both the face and genitals metrics
>>671958720
Eh, I'm sure you look good enough. But how are you doing. Do you have a new partner?
>>671959487
Shouldn't you be in a trap thread?
>>671959487
Why would I have self esteem issues
>>671959667
Would go home drunk with from a bar and forget name in the morning/10
8/10
>>671959845
Kek
>>671957954
You literally look like the faggot who was going to shoot up a mall in nova scotia with 2 friends....James gamble.....
>as for KMFDM, 10/10 band. Would recommend to a friend.
>>671959573
not atm, split recently...bitch was getting too cozy with some of her guy friends for me. Shit hit the fan.
Sorry for being out of focus, i was jacking off at the time.
>>671959667
this truly you?
>>671959935
No one cares you Emo bitch
>>671959742
No reason that you should. But I hope you do not
>>671960098
K thanks?
>>671959667
Fuck outta here Chad, we don't like your kind round here
>>671959935
ayo good thing I'm not canada fag
Could I pull off black earrings?
sure.
>>671957383
Eat some food you scrawny faggot
>>671960388
Looks like you're better suited to pulling off black cock.
None of you beta fags even lift, go to the gym you weak fucking pussies, no wonder why you're always bitching about being virgins
>>671960388
I'd recommend against it. Are you an atheist?
>>671960525
I'm not gay tho
>>671960681
I don't bother with religion so idk what I would be
>>671960306
lmfao. Canada can go eat shit.
>>671960874
Fuck u man
Rate me and roast me, /b/.
>>671960965
good trap
>>671960666
Says the dude who has the spongebob figure
>>671956501
Canadian/10, would knock teeth out with a hockey stick, or puck, who cares
>>671960965
you look like a fucking jew sophomore who plays town of salem and faps to his sister
>>671961018
I can squat 315 for reps faggot
>>671960778
a Catholic?
>>671961096
Implying thats anything for a squat. Ik ppl who rep 315 on a bench
>>671960778
>here come the labels
>>671961046
Sounds like someones ugly and mad
>>671961194
But still you cant do shit?
>>671960965
You look like a failed abortion that climbed out of the womb, then got thrown at the wall by the mother in a second attempt to kill off the disease she gave birth to.
>>671961183
Never went to church so nah
>>671961476
Ayy kill em
>>671961194
You don't even lift faggot so shut your faggot ass up, all you faggots with spaghetti arms just hate on us alphas because we get all the pussy #OWNED
>>671961390
I didn't say i could. Just dont talk shit when a i know kids in high school who bench your squat.
>>671961487
interesting. but were you raised/baptised as such?
>>671960666
Never skip forearm day
>>671961541
Time stamps or gtfo
>>671961561
Lol I think anyone who benches 315 for reps in high school is an anomaly
>>671961594
No never stepped foot in a church once
>>671961476
But he survived so... thats pretty hardcore.
>>671960965
underage, you look like the kind of kid who comes to 4chan to try and act cool in your 8th grade special ed class
>>671960666
Fag does 315 on smith machine
>>671961756
Wow. Not even on Christmas? And are you parents equally--agnostic?
>>671961924
Those lips. God mustve mixed something up cuz you got nigger lips. Damn.
Not bad tho. 7/10
>>671960666
Checked, btw.
>>671961676
You mad you noodle armed faggot, step up to an alpha and we'd lay your gay ass out real quick
>>671961935
Nope, that's the word I was looking for thanks fam
>>671961924
Ugly beyond words 5/8
>>671962014
Woohoo! This is the second time I got a 7/10 this week! And ya. I'm swedish-mexican so that explains the lips
The other day, was kinda nolifeing h1z1 so i look kinda dead
>>671962371
130 pound non lifting faggot
>>671962183
You're quite welcome, though I would nevertheless conclude something you might disagree with...
>>671962371
8/10 would fuck
>>671962371
not real
timestamp
>>671962246
Gotten worse ratings before...
>>671961924
You look like a fucking Brazilian. Puke/10
>>671962485
gamer life mate
>>671960409
moar?
>>671962127
Not denying your physical prowess, just not what I'm trying to achieve
>>671962661
Allahu Akbar m8
>>671962649
Shit, wish it worked that way for me.
I'm a gamer but my body has suffered for it, 220 pounds of disgusting fatfuck
>>671961924
you look like your jaw broke after sucking too much dick, faggot
3/7
>>671962735
kek
>>671958054
Idk what to even say, i fuckin hate you, i hate your fuckin face, i hate your fuckin hair, i have your fuckin pube stache, i hate your fuckin sweater, i hate how your looking into the fuckin camera, i hate the fuckin moles on your face, i hate how u posted a nude of u with your tiny dick, i hate your fuckin eyebrows, hate your fuckin lips
>>671962127
Noodle forearms
>>671962773
get a really good game that you can play and forget to eat. FAT no more!
>>671962735
You guys are fucking awesome
>>671962846
Vote Trump??
>>671962846
I hate u to Sean u gay ass fuckboi go drown yourself
>>671962127
>wears pants to hide twig legs
gamer life brah
>>671962953
Doesn't work that way for everyone.
youre sexy af fck everyone who says otherwise
What do you think guys?
>>671962639
Mexican-Swedish
>>671963117
fattie
>>671963121
You're illiterate as fuck.
Whoever says otherwise is autistic.
>>671963197
you look like you're about 13
>>671956501
military/10
>>671956609
bighting inside of lip/10
>>671956867
wouldnt look out of place at gay bar/10
>>671956954
wanted gauges but pussed out/10
>>671956971
Simon Pegg and Loui C.K had a baby/10
>>671957101
NPC/10
>>671957188
the russian hipster king/10
>>671957198
rape eyes/10
>>671957383
dosent know his parents know hes gay/10
>>671957397
we are touching each other/10
>>671957469
who needs depth perception/10
>>671957531
chiseled jaw/10
>>671957645
Dsl/10
>>671957685
on meth/10
>>671957705
batman symbol chest hair/10
>>671957954
hood for edge/10
>>671963228
Yup
>>671963277
Just what an artist would say
>>671963277
13?? wtf he looks like he is 16/17
>>671963361
Dude are you in a job corps dorm room or is the bed/furniture used on campuses as well?
>>671963500
College dorm room
>>671963407
>>671963408
thank fuck i wasnt roasted
>>671956501
>>671956609
>>671956867
>>671956954
>>671956971
>>671957101
>>671957188
>>671957198
>>671957383
>>671957397
>>671957469
>>671957622
>>671957645
>>671957685
>>671957705
>>671957954
>>671958054
>>671958226
>>671958420
>>671958465
>>671958876
>>671959667
>>671959845
>>671959935
>>671959963
>>671960162
>>671960388
>>671960409
>>671960503
>>671960666
checked but definitely fucking gay
>>671960849
>>671960965
>>671961718
>>671962127
>>671962371
>>671962661
>>671962735
>>671963108
>>671963197
Fucking disgusting kill yourselves
>>671963210
really? huh never would've guessed, you living in Mexico or Sweden?
>>671963361
Fat wolverine/10
>>671963631
mad cunt
>Face thread
Yah I know
>>671963577
Shit looks identical to my old jc dorm, especially the shitty fucking $5 mattress
>>671963593
No one roasted you because 4chan's servers couldn't handle your level of ugliness and your extremely high levels of autism.
>>671963649
I live in the US now, but I was raised in Mexico until I was six
>>671963716
no tits or timestamp/10
>>671963790
Go back to Mexico you fucking filthy beaner
>>671963762
fuck..
>>671963851
This
>>671963790
well, at least your not Brazilian, i'll give you a 7/10 then
>>671958054
i knitted it myself/10
pubic head/10
tourchers small animals/10
>>671958226
totaly my real hair/10
>>671958420
whats a shower/10
i lube engines with my head/10
>>671958465
hurry up and take the pic my armpit is ichy and theres ants/10
>>671958876
my face looks just like my foreskin/10
>>671959667
no my mustache looks great, my friends are just ribbing me/10
>>671959935
backwards hats are still in right?/10
>>671959963
black man hands/10
>>671960162
im raping the youngest person that walks past my house/10
>>671960388
the nuts i want to hold are this big/10
>>671960409
help my hair is now self aware/10
>>671960503
i have a butt hole slinky/10
>>671960666
girly hands/10
>>671960849
no im totaly black/10
>>671960965
half Australian/10
>>671961718
god i wish i could escape this faggot/10
>>671961924
chin/10
>>671962127
hands of a sheltered man, mind of an ape man/10
>>671962371
"CLEAN YOU ROOM!" "I WILL IN A MINUTE MA I GOTA POST FIRST"/10
>>671962661
i think i see a goat over there/10
>>671963790
Have you confessed your sins to Donald Trump, our lord and savior?
>>671957622
The fuck... her top lip is so thin and old woman like. My erection is not happy.
>>671961092
kek
>>671963904
go choke on my cock faggot
>>671963985
funny/10
>>671963904
>>671963851
Just rate faggots
>>671963963
Woohoo!
>>671964129
3/10
nice body tho would fuck
>>671963631
"Im ugly and mad about it"
>>671963977
>coloured contacts
You my friend are gay
>>671964129
if the poster is a she, 9.8/10
if not, poster is a homo fag
>>671963407
+1 Internets for you
all are pretty much dead on
>>671957622
those eyes
>>671963197
cares what people think/10
>>671963361
war is hell/10
>>671963716
te he no you cant look at my boobies silly boys/10
>>671963977
this isnt even my final form/10
>>671963716
8/10 hot bod
>>671963977
Hey you're kinda cute
>>671963977
oh god, why are some people so fucked up in the head?
trying this hard to be a loser
>>671963407
>>671957954
lmao hood because it was like some fucking ice exhibit and muh balls woulda froze
>>671964389
>>671963985
>>671963631
>>671963407
>>671963408
this guy is good
>>671964021
Mr. Trump knows I'm here and can rip me off of my fucking perfectly mowed lawn and hedges after unlatching my cold, dead, hard working hands!
>>671964389
Omg this is beautiful. All your posts are hilarious.
>>671964249
but they aren't contacts...
>>671964558
Samefag
Sorry about darkness, wife's asleep and I have headache
>>671964558
>I'm 408
I'm not the other 4 posts... So... Guys*
>>671963108
my mild autism is concealed by my antisocial tenancies/10
Hey
>>671964679
M'lady/10
>>671964679
post wife pics
prefer asleep
>>671964389
Do me! I wanna feel bad next
>>671957198
>>671964739
fetish/10
post tiddies
>>671964738
mfw so true
>>671964739
Tits or gtfo
>>671964738
ffs that is fucking spot on m8 lol
ooga booga
>>671964739
Gtfo with your cheap ass front camera ling ling kill yourself already. Also, timestamp.
>>671964760
>having headache
Your rating is invalid
>not posting their own face for fear of immeasurable, permanent shame
>>671964832
>using mfw
>no reaction picture
>mfw
>>671964613
Kek
>>671964917
Bush did 9-11, but I did 9-11 year olds/10
>>671964952
Roll
>>671957101
sad day
>>671964998
check them dubs!
>>671965096
Would fuck/10
>>671965138
What are u rolling for u autist
>>671965096
I can just feel your British accent
Be kind
>>671957469
Future An Hero/10
>>671965212
>would fuck
>the methhead
Cmon man
>>671957622
Welcome back, anon.....welcome back
>>671965138
R8 me nd my gf qt13
i came here to see peoples pic get roasted toasted and i didnt see what is up also check em >>671965288
>>671965288
Would allow a peck/10
>>671965416
Looks more like your autistic younger brother.
>>671965288
11/10 fucking perfect. Will never be as perfect as this
>>671957685
Got any heroine left for us?
>>671965416
boyfriend*
>>671965416
she know you send dick pics to other girls with low self esteem?
>>671964558
Thanks
>>671964656
You're a fucking jew faggot. pic related
>>671965212
Appreciated
>>671958465
Cute
>>671962846
Oh shit I was cyberbullied time to an hero
Sup little ones
>>671965455
>>671965478
>>671965501
<3
>>671962127
UGLY AS FUCK THOUGH
the girls just point and laugh at you
>>671958420
No food left in parents house/10
>>671965509 man why does everyone think I look like Im on drugs
>>671965560
Not that anon but kys zach you edgy fucking autist
>>671962127
Gay/10
>>671965711
nice dubs, show tits or gtfo/10
>>671965769
skinny phat
>>671965711
Stinky cunt/10
>>671965212
ive been called Britich, russioan, and irish before, nothing new. I am irish
>>671958876
Whats wrong with your roof? Did the trailor cave in there?
>>671965769
Because you probably are....
>>671965711
Hey Dori, you mentally retarted bitch
>>671965328
I like them a little methy. A girl likes what she likes.
>>671965711
14 year old emo edgy faggot
>>671964739
Would bang.
Wouldn't date unless we hit it off.
>>671965711
downs/10
>>671965942
>britich
>russioan
I feel like calling yourself Irish is just a cover-up for being highly autistic.
>>671965711
Spoiled brat/10 kill urself
>>671966000
Dubtrips dont lie
>>671965960
Nah, I only drink occasionally. Never really done anything. Tried weed a few times and I freaked the fuck out. Hated it
>>671965711
makeup/10
>>671965328
i did do meth a few times a while back, but havnt touched it since.
A lot of us this morning. How is everyone?
>>671966173
rotate the fucking pic u faggot
>>671965844
Get over yourself tumblrina
and checked as well
>>671964550
my head is my balls so i wear a hood and a wig/10
>>671964651
held the camera the wrong direction/10
>>671964679
the creature hiding under your bed/10
>>671964739
"the grudge" without make up/10
>>671964917
to white to fit in with niggers, to nigger to fit in with whites/10
>>671965096
my constant runny nose killed the middle of my ratstach/10
>>671965288
jew nose/10
>>671965416
M -"i cant wait to finaly lose my verginity" F-"when should i tell him im his half sister?"/10
>>671965711
ran out of eye shadow, used a sharpie/10
this post
desperately on tinder every night/10
>>671965868
>>671965889
>>671965929
>>671965763
>>671965478
>>671965326
wish they were me/10
>>671966000
Checked , sixtuplets? They don't lie
>>671965416
>>671966173
Not bad, 7/10
Just lose the douchey subtle hipster haircut.
>>671966173
how hard is it to rotate an image holy fuck, get the fuck outta /b/ faggot
>>671965711
>>671966276
Autism the post
>>671966325
Can you count?
>>671966276
>wish they were me/10
Why would I wish that I were you? You are out of shape and look like a faggot...
>>671966260
idk brah shit is vertical in my library.
>>671966079
schizophrenic yes. autistic no. i am mainly irish tho.
>>671966436
No I didn't pass fifth grade
>>671963977
timestamp
>>671965711
You messed up your eyeliner honey. (: xD
>>671965711
Ok.. whoever that is posting those replies.... very funny guy.
>>671960965
An hero please, you are going to die a virgin
>>671956501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ruLqU_ndw
>>671966276
>the creature hiding under your bed
Kekked heartily
>>671966276
>held the camera the wrong direction/10
>>671966527
that hair doesn't suit you anon
Give me your worst
>>671966527
ABORT ABORT ITS A TRAP
me and my friend. He's the curly haired one.
>>671966527
now u are looking sexy
7/10
>>671966527
nice 8/10 would bang
>>671966700
poltergeist/10
>>671962689
just the one.
>>671966667
the cheek of this guy to not rotate his image u think we want to turn our head slightly to the side FUCK U
>>671966667
You already have it faggot.
>>671966276
You honestly look like a cuck
completely unbiased opinion, you look like someone i would bully
>>671966527
I call it the overused toothbrush.
Seriously though you all are in 4chan not facebook, why would you need to share your looks if you are supposed to be anons. This is just fucking retarded.
No its not real.. i have a mole on my nose and aware i look like 'jackie chan'. Apart from those.. feel free to fling love or hate at me.
>>671966557
why do i need one?
>>671966655
k here I fixed for you <3
>>671966527
listen to >>671966655
Fuck it.
>>671962127
Lol, I would love for you to test me big boy, 1 hit and your ass is out cold snorting and shitting in your unconsciousness
>>671966886
Because our lives have no meaning
>>671963985
i think i got the best reply here.
Alpha male
>>671966957
>>671966655
k what do /b/?
>>671966938
better hair mate
>>671956501
Oddly enough I am wearing a Maple Leafs hoodie right now too.
I don't have a cam on my computer, and I am too lazy to find my phone.
>>671967083
Gamma or yota would fit better.
>>671966990
Actual penis head for a head... and lesbian. Someones straight out of a wierd anime porn thread.
>>671967083
I bet you left your right arm out of it so people wouldn't see the fact you wack it with your left so much.
Alpha male 1
>>671966803
About to be struck by lightning/10
>>671966904
You got one of those really hairy asian pussy's, that has the hair all matted, with huge loose flappy flaps?
Also, does it stink like rancid asian pussy?
>>671966803
attention whore with that retarded hair.
enjoy being made fun of?
>>671966667
This was vertical in my library
>>671967217
I'd fuck you up and anally rape your girlfriend faggot
>>671967322
Goddamnit 4chan. Im done
>>671967261
He probably doesn't, but enjoys the attention it brings
>>671967146
Change your hair m8
>>671966938
This is fine tho
>>671967322
Oh my God eat an industrial-sized bag of dicks.
>>671963197
Looks like you are about to cry, you little insecure FAG you're ugly as fuck continue your crying
>>671967083
Ultra Alpha Male ;)
>>671967360
>triggered.
>>671967469
would fuck in the ass
>>671967241
Err. My vagina is none of your business. However it is known to smell midly of coconuts. Body lotion near it I guess.
I do have relatively long hair, but i dunno, its straight and soft. Dont want to shave it incase it grows back brittle.
>>671967233
big ass jew nose, ugly, all alone, legs are the size of a baseball bat.
yeah, super jealous of you.....
>>671967469
Are you a thumb?
>>671966557
Huehue
>>671967537
>blacked out laughing
Oh god man, 100/10 post
>>671966173
the barber found out i was broke half way through my hair cut/10
>>671966247
tree/10
>>671966514
i dont understand what the 3 dots actually are supposed to mean and use it incorrectly/10
>>671966667
i ate a bee and it stung my bottom lip/10
>>671966700
picture taken to check for jizz stuck on teeth/10
>>671966904
Asian tourist/10
>>671966938
my idea of cool is 90s kids movies bullies/10
>>671966990
reason why professor oak asks if boy or girl/10
>>671967083
if i dont look at the camera i look mysterious/10
>>671967233
no spotter to take ass pic/10
>>671967236
fact/10
>>671967469
cut the picture off at my flabby body so they wont know/10
>>671966667
>>671967322
>>671967455
Your attempt at an insult was humorous
>>671967469
He looks like a foot.
>>671967657
So is that how you protect your virginity?
>>671963977
I am a robot, beep boop , I hate your faaace beep boooooo boop
>>671967716
Here is a foot pic for you ;)
>>671967430
k just cut it in my bathroom here u go
>>671967559
So that's a yes.
Also, stop being so precious about that yaks mane of cunt hair you have that stretches between your navel & knees.
Chop it off & save yourself the embarassment at swim meets & pyjama parties.
Also, grow some eyelids.
>>671967559
Coconuts. Now that is some grade A pussy
>>671962371
10/10
>>671967469
>fucking monster
>>671966904
I just have a thing for asians/10
Also >>671967559
You know you're on /b/, right?
