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EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!! DUBS SEARCH WARRANT!

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EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!! DUBS SEARCH WARRANT!
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>>671940939
No u
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No same numbers here officer.
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>>671940939
Aloha snackbar!!
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Hi offisher, I'm not drunk
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bullshit, show me the warrant
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>>671940939
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i have a boyfriend
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I have mine up my ass... Gotta search me faggot
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>>671940939
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS! N'YAH, SEE!
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>>671940939
Nano dubs here officer
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>>671940939
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>>671941401
proof
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I don't have any! Krautanon reporting in.
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I only carry singles
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>>671940939
AM I BEING DETAINED? ?
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>>671940939
oh fuk oh shit oh fuk oh shit
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No dubs here officer, just immigrants.
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lmao nerd
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Not me
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>>671940939
am i being detained?
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>>671942088
Fuck no!!! No!!!
I was holding them for a friend!!!
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>>671941966
GET HIM!
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nothing here officer.
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>>671942011
HE'S GOT A DUB SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL!!!
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>>671942277
Shoe is on the other foot!
Get the fuck fucker!
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NOT HERE
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>>671942277
AND HIM!
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>>671942277
no u
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No dubs here, pigs!
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No dubs here officer, it's just me and my friend
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>>671942011
Get on the fucking ground, now!
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>>671942399
If I go down, you go down with me!
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Nigga plz
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>>671942344
Hes just distracting you! get this fucker too!!!
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Here they are, officer. I'm white :)
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>>671940939
Check these trips. I outrank you!
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aint no dubs here. now show me the warrant
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No dubs here! Only meth!
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>>671942621
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I'm okay.
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Fuck you officer
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Please no officer I've got my dubs see
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No dubs. I'm white I swear!
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Excellent, reinforcements.

My name is Eric Myers, Captain of the Silver Guardians and the Quantum Ranger.

I assure you, there are no dubs here. I would eliminated them by now. I suggest you leave now so we don't have any problems in the future, but for TIME's sake, Take some civilians as well. Makes my job a whole lot easier in the future.
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>>671942277
Police in this shithole are corrupt as hell
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fuck you pig, im clean
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>>671942877
GET THIS BASTARD!
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No dubs here nigger.
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>>671942877
ITS A TRAP
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>>671942877
Fuck you
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>>671942877
kys dubs tr8er
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What is dubs?
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>>671941771
That looks fake
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>>671940939
oh fug
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>>671943005

Oh yeah?!?!

QUANTUM POWER!
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I'm clear boss I swear it.
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>>671942877
......sir.......check 'em.........
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nothing to see here
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I din do nuffin
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>>671940939
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Im here to help. All dubs will die by my stick
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>>671940939
I'll tell you what
You take this money and pretend
You didn't see anything
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ليس عندي أي الأرقام نفسها
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>>671940939
show me the warrant
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>>671940939
what seem to be the problem officer, here are my dubs, feel free to check em I've done nothing wrong to warrant this kind of treatment
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This disguise will work
Trust me
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>>671943262
WAPPITY WAPPITY WAPPITY
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>>671942877
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>>671943395
wha-wait this isn't my wallet, let my find my dub authentication card
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>>671940939
FUCK DA POLICE
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>>671940939
I dindu nuffin
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>>671943525
shit, Fuck tha coos if I'm going down I'm taking you all with Me!
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>>671943200
You have been found to be in possession of the banned substance "doubles" you're going to have to come with us...
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>>671943644
Nignog detected
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>>671943161

ERIC

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
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>>671943644
THAT NIGGER'S GOT DUBS, GET 'EM BOYS
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Uhh, this is like the fifth time officer.
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>>671943644
GET THE nigger!
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I'm clean officer
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Am I free to go, officer?
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Niggers
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did you wanna do a cavity search faggot?
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nothing to see here sir.
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>>671943644
Sir I'm staring right at the empty case of dubs I can smell dubs on your lawbreaking traitorous breath. No loyalty
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>>671943794

My job Wess. I'm doing my job.
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my trips are not dangerous sir
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I got dubs but you gotta be quick to catch me!
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>>671940939
No dubs here sir.
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FUCK. HIDE THE DUBS GUISE.
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Check my dubs
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>>671942277
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BRUH I AIN'T GOT SHIT, WATDA PHUQ
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>>671945521
das what the fuck I thought. fucking piggy bitches.
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O
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I'm clean
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Nothing here officer :) Just some skittles and tea.
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>>671946474
No, nothing is in my hoodie pockets sir.
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let me see the fucking warrant you dirty number pigs
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H-hi
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No search warrant here
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>>671946595
>>671946595
AIN'T DONE SHIT BRO
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But I don't have any dubs!
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>>671940939
FUCK YOU PIGS!!!!
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just a boy masterbating with his dolls
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Shit! Flush the dubs!
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>>671940939
You have no right to do this officer, my father has this town in his pocket.
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>>671940939
Officer I've been home all day , I have no dubs . If you're so certain lets see a warrant then .
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And what about trips officer?
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>>671946733
You're coming with us buddy
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>>671946766
EXECUTE THIS NIGGER
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No no... mister dubs no here..
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shit I ain't guilty nigga
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>>671946766
Get on the fucking ground!
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I'm just an innocent muslim
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n-n dubs here, s-sir
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>>671940939
Don't look at me
>_>
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X gon' give it to you
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>>671946744
HOLD IT THERE MOTHER FUCKER!
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>>671940939
im clean
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Check my singles
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>>671947555
DROP THOSE TRIPS, SCUMBAG
YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME
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>>671947555
HE DIES TONIGHT!
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>>671947555
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
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>>671947145
SHIT!
LEG IT!
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>>671947555
Sure
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No dubs here just lolis...shit i mean no lolis just dubs...fuk
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Not me, sir
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>>671947555
We finally fucking have him gentleman
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No dubs in here officer
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>>671947844
I WAS JUST GOING TO PLANT THEM. i SWEAR!
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I dindu nuffin
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>>671947844
WE'VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!
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Fuck than police
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>>671940939
no dubs here officer
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Is just a cookie officur I swear
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dindu nuffin
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death to America
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>>671940939
fuck you faggots these dubs are mine
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>>671943117
Get off newfag
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>>671948573
And butter sauce... IRAQ LOBSTA!
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N-NO DUBS HERE OFFICER JUST FRIENDLY SINGLES
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>>671940939

its just one set of dubs officer
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>671940939
Check these trips. I outrank you, officer.
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>>671948677
DUBS GET HIM! ON THE GROUND SCUMBAG!
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>>671940939
Nothing here,sir.
Please, leave my house.
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>>671948766
DIRTY COPS...
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you'll never catch me fuckers you got nothing on me
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>>671948766
OH SHIT... OH SHIT... NOOOOO
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No dubs here officer I swear
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>>671940939
These aren't the dubs you're looking for
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b0ss pls
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Just baby, no dubs here
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DONT SHOOT
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>>671940939
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>>671940939
you've get the wrong place, i swear!
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¿Qué?
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>>671949046
*throws flashbang into babies cribe*
OY VEY WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT
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oh shit
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>>671940939
NO DUBS HERE
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You'll never take me alive coppers
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I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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c'mon officer, you know you want me to share these dubs
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>>671949347
ok
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No officer it's not how high are you it's high how are you
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Fuck da police
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I may have some dubs in my pocket, if I do, I'm terribly sorry officer.
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I ain't even do nuffin!
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>tfw just realized i still have some old dubs on me
hope they don't find them
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>>671949735
oh, good. that was a close one
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Recreational dubs are legal in this state.
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Hey hey just a casual trip here
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No dubs here officer
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>>671949799
oh fuck you
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My dubs are halal
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>>671947844
HOLY SHIT, TRAITOR!
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AM I FREE TO GO?
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FUCK THE POLICE
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Well if I want some dubs, why couldn't I get them? They're just dubs, it's gonna be legal soon so you won't be able to terrorize people who have them...
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Fuck the cops an the judge mayne
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>>671949799
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
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>>671940939
I've never seen any dubs before in my life!
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LEGALIZE DUBS 2016
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>>671941966
LIAR
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I'll never give up my double 5
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D O U B L E S
O
U
B
L
E
S
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What are dubs?
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>>671940939
You have no power here...would you like a shot though?
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what you gonna do, arrest me?
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>>671949799
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!
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Go ahead and search. no dubs here.
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>>671950428
>>671950969
wait these aren't even mine I was just holding them for a friend
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No illegal Dubcotics here
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>>671951344
Well fuck.....
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Cmon in officers, I don't have anything to hide
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>>671951344
GET EM
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>>671951344
Then what is THIS? You thought we wouldnt find them?!
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fuck off dubsSWAT!!!
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>>671940939
George Dubs reporting in
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NO DUBS FOR YOU
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Homemade Sarin Gas Motherfucker!
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>>671940939
Sup b0ss?
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I have nothing on me officers I swear
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Single called it
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>>671953372
You got luck this time.
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Dubs? That's ignorant
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>>671953496
Shut up boyfucker
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>>671940939
N-no dubs here
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Your move officer man
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>>671953566
That's ignorant. You're ignorant. You have dubs! Get him!
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>>671940939
officer, i was just holding them for a friend
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>>671953566
dubz
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FUCK DA POLICE
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>>671953707
Shiiieeet
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>>671952089
Oh I will
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Oh but, please.
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same
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>>671940939
U-u-u-um no dubs here man
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No dubs on me officer
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YOU HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE
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Janice in accounting don't give a fuck
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I'm clean officer, trust me, no dubs or anything!
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