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Explain how it's 2016 and you still aren't a vegetarian

>pic related
>delicious Gardein veggie double-burger
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To expensive. When I get a good job I will become a vegetarian. It's becuase it's healthy and you get fit, not because I feel bad for animals.
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Explain to me why you're still a faggot.
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>>671930539
I love meat that's why. Quit shoving your lifestyle down everyone's throats. As bad as fags
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>>671930539
I live in a part of the world where large scale food crop production isn't possible because of the low quality soil.

But as a vegetarian, I'm sure you don't understand anything about farming.
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>>671931174
/thread
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>>671930539
thats not vegetenarian thats meat
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Explain how it is 2016 and OP is still a fag
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>>671930539
vegetarian is pleb tier, vegan is where it's at
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>>671930539

If you're only way to persuade humans consuming an omnivorous diet to go vegetarian is by talking about an inferior plan-based burger, you're going to lose.

Oh, and I'm vegan. There's NO substitute for a real BEEF hamburger. I've had all the veggie burgers you can buy in stores, and have had some amazing vegan burgers at restaurants. NONE of them taste better than a MEAT burger.

Even as a vegan, I will admit meat, dairy, and eggs taste WAAAAAY better than anything offered in the plant kingdom.
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>>671932346
Liar
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>>671930905
Preach
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I like the taste of meat. It's full of protein and good for you.
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I am actually a lacto ovo vegatarian in real life...
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>>671930539
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>>671932176
OP has been and forever will be a flaming cock swallowing faggot.
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>>671932567
So is soy, so are eggs. Eating rotting animal flesh is not natural.
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>>671932828
Soy in such amounts is not as natural to digest and eggs have too much cholesterol. Meat is the most natural protein source with all amino acids.
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>>671932346
"as a black man i hate niggers"
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>>671930539
Because I don't suck massive amounts of dick.
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>>671930539
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>>671932828
>so are eggs

Why are you vegetarian, to save the animals, and/or for health?

Regardless, a vegetarian still harms their health and contributes to animal cruelty. Hence you're a hypocrite; you're no better than a meat eater.

Go fuck yourself.

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sage
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I like ripping the flesh and eating of the dead. fuck you
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>>671930539
vegetarian food: so good that we have to make it taste like non-vegetarian food
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>>671932994

Poor analogy. I'm plant-based for health, not because I'm a hippy wanting to save the earth and animals.

Yes, I'm plant-based. And, yes, I think animal products taste better.
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Hahahahaha. Please kill yourself op.
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>>671932234
vegan is hipster faggot. vegetarianism is regular faggot. op is a fag for scale
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If I see a cow, I will kill it and eat it
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>>671932828
Of course eating ROTTING animal flesh isn't normal.

That's why we make sure its still good before we cook it up and eat it you cum guzzling faggot, just like you don't eat gross ass rotting fruits.
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cuz I like 2 eat dead babies ;}
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>>671933336
>implying ground beef cooked to shit on a griddle has any taste

Meat cooked to proper temperature has no taste. Fat and gristle is what you "taste."
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>>671930539
Because Christmas, Thanksgiving and my Birthday !
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I'm not gay
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>>671933651

I'm plan-based (vegan).

What I find funny is vegans will say, "well, you gotta cook meat for it to be safe and to eat it."

Bitch, you gotta cook your potatoes, beans, corn, rice, etc to eat it.
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>>671933739

Subjective.
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>>671933520
you have never killed anything bigger than a spider, dumbass
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>>671933651
All that meat in the store is rotting and putrefying, , just at different rates. Putting it in those reach-in coolers doesn't stop the rotting process much. That's why the "expiration" dates are only for a few more days.
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>>671930539
>>>/tumblr/
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>>671932828
>has not seen animal planet
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>>671932973
Plebe.
Dietary cholesterol <> blood cholesterol
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>>671934058
Then wouldn't the same be true for fruits? After all they still go bad and rot.
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>>671933739
whiny vegetarian faggot detected. keep eating literal shit
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>>671930539
Animals die. Everything does. I don't think we should put preference of other life forms above the lives of other humans. You're free to do and think whatever you want, as we all are.

Pic related looks tasty as fuck though
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>>671934232
So why don't you ever see flies and maggots on fruit?
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>>671930539
Laziness and addiction, probably would feel alot better if I did though.
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>>671934854
>Being this retarded
>What are fruit flies
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>>671934854
I do. There are bugs eating the rotting fruit you fucking idiot.
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>>671930539
Because I'm not a ball sucking nigger fagget and meat is delicious you stupid cunt
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>>671933861

You can eat fresh raw meat. Like sushi. Or if you are a bear or a lion...
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>>671930539
Because I like meat in conjunction with veggies and shit. I'm omnivorous. Sue me.
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Meat is a vegetable you fuckin kek. I'm a PhD from University of Phoenix so I'm be the smartest in the room.
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>>671930539

I am not gay, so I can't be a vegetarian :(
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>>671930539
I would literally eat you if I was at the end of my rope. Don't feed me this hippy nonsense. Go practice yoga or some shit.
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OP here. I was only joking. Fuck vegetables, they are only good as side dishes to complement beef, chicken, fish etc,.
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Wow your really cool and make a hugh difference in this world!
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>>671930539
Because I like to eat all the nutrients my body is suppose to. i.e. Protein and all the other good nutrients from meat. Not protein from fucking soybeans minus all the other good fatty things
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>>671934041
Roll dubs and I'll smash this frog right now.
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>>671937568
smash your balls, you prick
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>>671935327
You can eat every meat raw. Our palettes have just evolved to where it's gross now.
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>>671930539
I'm vegan.

Why aren't you?
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>>671934041
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>>671937682
b/c cheese
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Because
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>>671930793
wtf? you get fit? you dumb mate? there is nothing more lean than white meat when it comes to protein. goo dluck getting fit and strong without white meat mastER rAce:d enjoy eating your beans and fake meat
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Animal
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>>671930539
Because I'm not a spineless faggot
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Fat
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Tastes
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>>671930539
Oh I'm sorry, is it current year?
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evolutionary reasons i have molar pre molar canine tooth
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Because meat is delicious, that's why
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Holds
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>>671937568
Do it.
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>>671938098
Hell yes
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>>671937937
damn nigga dont do dis
now im staring
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>>671937568
Rolling
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Better
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Flavor
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>>671934854
Lol wut? Oh wait, sarcasm, got it.
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>>671937982
Cute, another person who thinks the only way to get protein is meat and beans.
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>>671932828
What the fuck do you mean its not natural? Before we started being fags and feeling bad for animals we ate those fuckers raw.
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>>671930539
I respect the food chain, omnivorous apex predator bitch. Meat is protein, protein is brain and muscle fuel. Sure we could eat beams and nuts, but meat is delicious and we are clearly physically evolved/created (either way) to eat meat. We can eat it raw but we know better besides it tastes better cooked like almost food. Vegans and vegetarians are usually just faggots who act like they are morally superior. At least eat some crickets you protein deprived little faggots.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXPAcrdwVzg
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Because i'm not a fucking faggot.
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Vegans

You do know the oldest man survived ages 60-110+ eating only pork fat and bacon right? When they asked why he didn't use something healthier like turkey or fish he replied because it's too lean. True Story.

How can vegetarians argue the body can be as healthy as it should when there are no precious fats in Any vegetable?
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>>671938039
No invite you greedy faggot?!?
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>>671930539
How to know when a vegan/veterinarian is in the room? They fucking tell you you're life stile is shitty.

OP, no one literally cares. We like the taste of meat. We like putting it in our mouths. We love it inside us OK? Let us love our meat eating ways. You know why we don't eat like you? Cause we want to fucking live longer than you. Most of us are just edgy cunts who will grow up at some point and stop caring. You? You're going to die in your 40s or 50's and you're going to look 70 cause you don't eat enough protein shit and your body is going to start failing. I know this old man, he lives at 102, I'm not even joking. Once a week he as a steak, a shot of whiskey and a cigar. He's still alive today and he's been doing it for almost close to 70 years.

Chuck Norris is 75, moves like he's in his 30s and he eats burgers, steak, and so on and he even looks like he's in his mid 40s. You tell me what is the good life choice. Live like your young or live like you're weak and going to die tomorrow?

Yeah, thought so. You're just a faggot trying to be "trendy" there is no trend here. It's you being a pussy cause you read a handful of articles telling you to not eat McDs cause they found some form of human meat in it. We all read it.

grow up OP
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>>671932567
Gaaaay
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>>671933520
For some reason that cow & that waffle look like a really good meal right now.
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>>671937568
I like frogs, now turtles... fuck those slow faggots! Roll to save frog, smash turtle.
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>>671938685
this honestly doesn't make me mad cause cows aren't like dogs and cats. They are meant for food and any christ fag SHOULD know that too.
>GOD MADE ANIMALS BUT NOT TO EAT!
In the bible it states God created all animals for humans to consume.
so for those of you trying to say he didn't you're a retard
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>>671933739
Gristle? You're seriously just shitbait delusional.
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>>671938536
It's not only missing out on protein that vegfags have to worry about. It's the good fats and other nutrients only meat has. This is why humans are natural omnivores ffs

This is why I laugh every time I hear any vegan say I'm just as healthy as a normal person. No you aren't. You may not be fat, you may be skinny. But you aren't fucking anywhere near as healthy. Can't wait in 40 years when these vegans start dying off 10_20 years earlier than most and there can be some proven science on this retarded fad that came into existence the past 15 years or so.

Enjoy early death veganfags
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Anyone else pumped for the Chicken and egg McGriddle
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>>671939222
call a spade a spade. he's done now
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>>671934058
All that veggie produce is doing the same thing. That's why you gotta use it up soon. Or it expires on you. Lesbian faggot.
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>>671931014
/thread
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>>671937640
>no knowledge of evolutionary/biological science
First, raw meat in the wild has a pretty good chance of parasitic infection. Not like maggots, actual parasites that count on their host being devoured in order to reach their definitive host. Second, it is much more efficient to harness energy from cooked rather than raw meat. Seriously, snakes were fed cooked rats for the glory of science.
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>>671939322
>good fats

Do you mean the good fats like in olive oil? Oops, no you mean the saturated, cholesterol-laden fats in the rotting flesh you stuff down your gullet. Enjoy your heart disease and early death in your 40's.
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Because I like the fact that some animal spent its whole life back to back getting fucked. Until one day its too old then killed by the masses to fill my need of ripping its dead flesh between my teeth. Seasoned and cooked to perfection of course with a side salad. That feeling of that chewy pork, steak,bacon if you have never tasted any of that your life has no real meaning. You eat nothing but greens you will just become a small animal you eat meat you will be strong like a predator.
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>>671937640
I don't think it's about the pallette as much as the rest of the digestive system.
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>>671939725
Real men don't don reminders of how they're still men. This guy's face has the most punchable face I've ever seen.
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If it's wrong to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
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>>671939999
CHECKED
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we evolved from niggers right
niggers have been eating meat for generations
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>>671938536
he only forgot nuts
which im sure youll never forget.
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>>671939999
>9999
>If it's wrong to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
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if plan shit tastes so good why do they have to imitate meat foods like OP's pic
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>>671939999
checked
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>>671939831
OK I agree there's chance of parasites in a lot of red meat. Tapeworms etc. That's why cavemen lived with Tapeworms etc before fire. I was just saying you technically can eat raw meat. A lot of parasites that would infect a red meat animal won't infect humans either. Evolution and our biologist did this.
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>>671940182
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>>671930539
Because I'm a man. Not a ultrabeta faglord
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>>671939999
Quads don't lie motherfuckers.
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>>671939893
No i mean the good fats that come with red meat. No I don't know the million different akolides and tryglyceynictic names of all of them, I just know that no vegetables have them. And yes I old look them all up but I won't. Just trust me, veganfag, switch your diet around. In 30 years, if you have that long, you will thank this anon from /b/ you did
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>>671939936
What small and most large game is bad for your digestive tract?
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>>671940374
Nah mainly just putting the meat to fire. Every time I throw a steak in the grill and hear the first sizzle.... it just feels RIGHT.
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>>671938521
>>671938454
>>671938372
>>671938098
>>671938039
>>671937937

You vegan fools don't know what you're missing out on. If you knew how to properly prep meat and use basic chemistry and biology you'd understand why we enjoy meats.

We have a herbivorous digestive system. That's why we get bacterial infections and parasites. But that's why we cook our food. So when food is cooked properly without over cooking it is easily digestible because it's already partially broken down. If you believe we came from cavemen they show major increase in brain function (ie. Tools, inventiveness, clothings, shelters) as soon as we were starting to cook our food when we established fire. They even had caveman "cutlery".
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holy fuck john faggot cuck piece of shit oliver posts on b? Am I supposed to chop off my dick too, you fucking degenerate loser?
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>>671941391
Omnivorous digestive system
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guys im sad :(
A single double cheese burger didn't fill me up and I also had fries. That was basically a snack. why do I require so much to eat when I'm so small?
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>>671941664
No, we have a digestive tract of a herbivore (google).... that's why med well meat is ideal (not over cooked and not under cooked). Medium is like the furthest you should go for blood content.
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>>671930539
Not embracing your place on the top of the food chain.
Don't reproduce
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>>671941879
Don't be a fag. I weigh like 140 at 5'9 and eat more than anyone I know. Just have another burger or some shit
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>>671930539
I'll eat meat until they can 3d print it and it be good
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>>671937937
They put that egg in there way too fuckin early, they're gonna burn the shit out of it.
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>>671942039
I'm at 5'6 at 140. If I were a tad taller, I'm sure I wouldn't look like I have a "stomach" I guess.
At 24
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>>671933739
> MY SIDES
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>>671942005
That article was written by a veegan
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I couldn't not post the end result.
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>>671941879
Metabolism. Start working out. You get to eat twice as much and get swole nigga
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>>671942005
We have trouble digesting larger game and mostly stuff like cattle that cavemen didn't eat. Nothing wrong with digesting smaller game.
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>>671942931
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>>671930539
I like being a generalist omnivore, more options to choose from
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Plants feel pain too. Therefore I prefer to share it all around rather than making poor plants suffer because I'm a self centred twat.
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hjgjghj
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>>671943084
Regardless of the fact. Our digestive systems not designed for raw meat and blood. That's why we cook our food. If food sits on the gut for too long it starts to rot and damage your intestinal tract.
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>>671937982
>nothing more lean than white meat when it comes to protein
Except all the soy products that are more lean
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Fuck you anon I wanted to post this exact picture because OP is such a huge faggot.
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vegetarians are weaker than meat eaters.
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>>671933336
Then fat and gristle are fucking delicious.
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>>671932828
Ya we totally aren't supposed to eat meat because out of all the teeth in a humans mouth there are FOUR molars.
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>>671943500
Baboons and chimpanzees eat meat, tarsiers are exclusively carnivorous. Just because something is doesn't mean it cant adapt. That's the beauty of being a generalist species
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>>671933370
you mean people with heart conditions can't eat meat!
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>>671932828
This is some quality bait right here
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>>671943500
We specifically evolved to eat cooked food. Read a fucking book. Our brains evolved the way they did because we were able to more efficiently extract nutrients from food by cooking it.

It's not that our intestinal tract isn't designed for meat, it's that it isn't designed for RAW meat.
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>>671933861
you can eat raw meat.... just has to be healthy, even beef...
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>>671944103
Actually all "herbivore" species have been seen eating meat or bones of dead animals. They are scavengers and they can eat small amounts of raw meat. But they do not eat nearly as much as we do. Cooking meat is what makes it edible to us. We can't eat like a snake or a big cat because we would die of parasites and/or a bacterial infection in the bowel. Try to eat raw meat all the time that's not fish for a long period of time and you'll see.
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>>671930539
I know this is bait but I do think it's kind of funny how a lot of vegans/vegetarians will still go out of their way to as close to meat tasting products as they can get. Still can't get away from that love of meat :)
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>>671944516
No, we learned to eat cooked food. Because we stopped getting sick and digested the food easier so we could then eat more. Duh.
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>>671943246
This proves my point even more

We have omnivorous digestive tracts. Not herbivorous
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>>671931174
it takes less area to grow a vegetarian diet of crops than to harvest meat
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>>671945558
>>671943246
I think they label the monkey one herbivorous because the wolf one can only digest meat no vegetables. Its implied the monkey one is omnivorous.
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Cause its expensive and unhealthy
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>>671945558
It groups omnivores and herbivores together. That's why it only shows two digestive systems???
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Why don't plants eat meat?

They're the healthiest of all. Checkmate meat eaters.
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I dont have a pussy thats why i eat meat
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>>671946079
Venus flytrap.
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>>671946079
Uhh, carnivorous plants??? They eat frogs, snakes and small birds and shit.
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>>671935990
shut up wit yo bitch ass, foo
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>>671930539
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11661711/Doctors-remove-420-kidney-stones-caused-by-excessive-tofu-from-patient-in-China.html

Cause of this
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>>671945666
Is there a reason I'm supposed to care about this? Are you running out of space in your country? The japs live like sardines and they're still smart enough to raise wagyu beef. Ever had that shit? It's fucking delicious.

Truth is the only reason anyone anywhere is a vegetarian is because they're a pussy. If plants screamed when you harvested them, you'd fucking starve to death.

My hat is off to your satanic trips, though. Nicely done.
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>>671946275
>>671946301
Yeah well let's see a plants digestive system what
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>>671930539
Burger has cheese, cheese is made from animal.

>mfw OP is literally responsible for all the ills in the world.
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It's expensive and clearly you want to eat something that taste like meat. A freaking BURGER. And 1/3 of all vegetarian hot dogs contain human flesh. Also, meat is too freaking good, you can't stop slaughter houses.
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Facts:
>Meat has superior texture and flavor than any of the vegetarian stuff I've tried.
>Humans have teeth set up for an omnivorous diet.
>Animals are a natural food source that die from predation.
>Life expectancy in America is ~80 years with the average diet.
Vegetarians can't db8 these.

Lessons:
1) Eat whatever the fuck you want; you're the one who has to shit it out.
2) Everyone in this thread is retarded.
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>>671930539
My species has been omnivorous for as long as anyone can recall, we seem to need a variety of nutrients to live...

Are you a moose typing on a computer?
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>>671946989
They use a chemical compound that excretes from pores and dissolves soft tissue slowly (much slower than our stomach) and then depending on what type of plant determines how it decides to absorb it. But usually it enters into pores or vents in the plant and sent through the plant and utilized by being broken down further. Simple stuff. It's digestive tract is the actual bulb of the asian pitcher plant and the fluid is the stomach acid.
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>>671946989
We arent plants.

Thus you cant compare
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Ever notice how vegetarians are always making things that taste and look like meat, while no one anywhere tries to use meat to make things that look and taste like vegetables?
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>>671946989
Here you go.

https://youtu.be/hlWU_LYvK6g
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>>671932828
So lets get this straight. Consuming meat, something animals have been doing on this planet pretty much for as long as it has had life, is not natural. But eating undeveloped babies and their food source is?

Also, FYI, eggs are considered meat you stupid fucking faggot.
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>>671931731
yeah cause you fed it to all the cows you fatty

hurr durr follow your own logic
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You all should go Vegan. Watch some slaughter house videos and wonder why you cringe. Real carnivores and omnivores are comfortable with gore and blood. It is difficult to be vegan since yes, meat tastes good(at least the way it is prepared, raw meat has no flavor to humans) but plant based diets reverse heart disease, prevent cancer, and increase life span. Just consider it pals.
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>>671947195
That's ridiculous, moose eat meat, I've seen it. I feed a moose hamburger he ate it.
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>>671948553
>raw meat has no flavor to humans
Welp, you just lost everyone who's ever eaten their steak blue.

......naaaaah, you never had them for a single second to begin with. Or anyone else who can think, for that matter.
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>>671934058
You dont know what makes food "rot" do you. You just live your life completely oblivious of the world around you and whats in it. I applaud you for being so stupid and yet so convinced of a an opinion you clearly have no understanding of enough to argue it.
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>>671948553
>raw meat has no flavor to humans
steak tartar
blue rare
sirloin sashimi
sushi
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>>671930539
because meat is delicious
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>>671948553
>Implying I am afraid of dying
I am not afraid of dying; any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be afraid of dying? There's no reason for it. You've got to go sometime.
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>>671949055
All of those are terrible on your gut. Except the sushi. Fish actually is frozen before it's sold so it's parasite free and raw fish grows bacteria at a much slower rate than cooked fish. Over cooked fish is very bad.
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>>671930539
because i'm not a faggot
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>>671949479
Not actually true or relevant to my point, but thanks for the heads up.
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I can't. I'm mute, so there would be no way to tell everyone I see that I'm a vegetarian.
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>>671930539
Because I love me some cooked meat. Burgers, sausages, bacon, veal, pepperoni, the list goes on. Not to say I don't enjoy veggies, but I thoroughly enjoy meat.
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>>671930539
explain why you hate meat but still want to eat a burger like you know in your soul meat is the only one for you but you are stuck with shit tear veggies so you dress it up to look like meat and change its name to add burger but it still doesn't satisfy you so you make vegan began gluten free bread and fake cheese milk etc. and your people keep trying to make veggies taste like meat explain that shit to me why don't you eat your fucking salad and stop pretending your veggie burger is as good as the real thing fag
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>>671948241
Cool
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>>671949703
Raw meat is terrible on your gut. It sits for too long and damages your intestinal linings over time. That's probably why people get colon cancer.
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>>671930539
I lift
I need protein
That fancy grainy shit is too fucking expensive
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To the people who think that our canines are designed for eating meat, realize that this is absolutely ridiculous. Our 'sharp' teeth are the same length as the rest of our flat teeth. And there are only 4 sharpened teeth, the rest are molars and completely flat. Look at your dog's teeth, a lion's teeth, your cat's teeth, etc. those teeth are extremely long and sharp compared to ours. Plus, our jaws move side to side in a grinding motion, like plant eaters who grind PLANTS. They don't chomp down in line like an alligator, or a dog or any other carnivore's.
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>>671930539
Because my asshole is for unloading only.
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>>671943559
Enjoy your phytoestrogens
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>>671930539
>Explain how it's the current year and you're a turf eater.

Oh, and a faggot, don't forget that.
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>>671930539
Nutritionists exists in U.S.A?
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>>671950023
the simple fact that humans can digest meat makes us omnivores you fucking twat carnivores cant digest plants and herbivore cant digest meats. don't pretend like you understand evolution you nigger we do not need huge canines because we cook meat and that eliminates the use for teeth that shred a tear meat appart
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>>671937982
>nothing more lean than white meat

Nice b8
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>>671950023
also humans have been hunting and killing animals since the beginning of time no way a plant eater would be at the top of the food chain fag
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>>671940747
No idea wtf you're talking about nigger
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>>671950662
you know OP, he is right
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>>671950662
Dumbass, do you even think? You say that herbivores cannot digest meat and since humans digest meat we are omnivores... Well guess what? Humans can't digest meat, wonder why all digestive problems, cancers, heart diseases, and other health problems stem from consumption of meat and dairy? Carnivores don't have these problems. Vegan people's and societies live the longest on average. And of course the meat will break down in our body and turn into energy if you put it in your body, it will suffice, but it wasn't what our body was designed for.
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>>671951369
Except we can digest meat.
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Because vegetables don't grow in the winter.
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What sane person would ever want to hurt this unless they were truly desperate and hungry? Humans don't have killer instinct folks. You put a rabbit in a baby crib, they will cuddle. Put a mouse or small rabbit with a kitten, the kitten will kill it.
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>>671937982
>implying dark nigger meat doesn't have protein
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>>671930539
because OP is a faggot
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>>671951740
I know this is bait, but humans have hunted for thousands of years, and babies don't hunt because they are fucking retarded
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>>671951740
That cow looks like a nigger. High as fuck and eating someone else's food.
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>>671951369
because every human has died of cancer r u retarded dogs can get cancer and they are carnivores cancer is in some peoples genetics tard all those health issues you listed are caused by processed shit tear meat you nigger. thats why when you see your doc for a cancer check up he asks if your family has any history of cancer not do you eat meat
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>>671930539
Because I work at MCdicks
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>>671938406
What's the difference between this and when a shark chomps down on it? You don't get mad at animals for eating animals, so what's the real problem? Are you just trying to fit in with this herbivorous fad?

Don't get me wrong, I don't envy the little guy. But If a bear tried to eat me, I'd be fucking pissed, but not because bears eat animals, more because I'm trying to live. But there is such a thing as the food chain. Didn't you learn about it in school? Stop your vegan propaganda, op. You're just, once again, proving that op is a faggot.
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>>671951369
also goat is by far the best tasting meat mmmmhhhhh yeaahhh im hungry now
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>>671952439
So just because other animals do it we should? We aren't on the same level as them, we are much smarter and have morals. We can't really control what animals will do to survive, but we can change what we do. Plus, I'd rather everyone went out and hunted for their own food than buy some bacon from one of billions of pigs packed together in dark, hellish conditions to be brutally murdered.
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>Beef Wellington
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>>671951369
goat is so delicious it is unbelievable most americans never have tried it but trust me it is better than beef and chicken
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>>671952103
Vegan cardiologist and President of American College of Cardiology. Agrees with the evidence that vegan diet is the healthiest, and animal products cause cancers and diseases.
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>>671930539
$0.39 per lb of skinless chicken quarters x20lb, $4.99 bag of charcoal, $0.99 per marinade seasoning mix = good as fuck food for nearly 2 weeks under $20.00 as primary protein and calories without excessive fat/carbs
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>>671930539
because not being a vegetarian means I can eat both that delicious burger AND meat, instead of just that delicious burger.
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>>671952958
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>>671953311
Sounds exactly like something a vegan would say...
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>>671952958
We are in the 4th stage of the demographic transition. Other people get food for us b/c they can do it more efficiently for more people. This allows the rest of us to work jobs and uphold the society. This keeps our birth and death rates pretty constant and allows us to maintain our top position on the food web. The more humans function as one society, the more dominant they become over the planet.
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>>671954028
This. Those pigs died inhumanely for nothing if we just disregard their flesh and go kill our own pigs.
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>>671953196
Is goat like lamb? I eat Indian as much as I can and I love lamb dishes. What's the difference?
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>>671953311
some people just fucking get cancer fag becoming vegan isn't going to save you if you are predisposed to getting it thats why kids can get cancer after only a few years of life
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>>671931014
King of the /thread
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>>671937568
roll
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>>671952958
>>671954028
But as far as eating meat goes, it's just an easy and preferred choice. I don't know if we could all go vegetarian, but as long as we all stay fed in the same manner as we are now, we won't have to worry about becoming some shitty first world state.
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>>671932828
>rotting meat
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>>671937568
rollerino
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>>671937568
roooooooll
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>>671954579
Nigger, that frog is gone now.
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>>671954422
Cancer is actually most attracted to sugar. In a lot of places they chase cancer with sugar because the cancer is attracted to the sugar.

Sugar for those that don't know is not an animal byproduct.
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OP has somehow dug his faggoty tendrils into your think tanks, because somehow this shitty thread has been alive for 2+ hours. I guarantee OP has a japanese fish tattoo in some super horrendous opaque color.
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>>671930539
Meat is delicious, and I like being able to bench press more than my own bodyweight
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>>671932828
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>>671930539
Quit shoving your lifestyle in my face you damn vegan.
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>>671954379
i have had shepherds pie and lamb taste different softer and fatty i like the taste of goat more its not easy to explain but they are better imo
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>>671930539
Because we arnet pussies you big pussy
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>>671930539
My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain so I could eat veggies and tofu.
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>>671934854
This is bait of the highest apex of quality
Surely no one can be this flat out retarded...?
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>>671954856
NIGGA WHAT SUGAR COMES FROM CANES SUGAR CANES YOU MOTHER FUCKING TWAT the poor canes why must we slaughter them
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>>671930539
>Explain how it's 2016 and you still aren't a vegetarian
Because I don't enjoy having dicks in my ass, that's why.
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>>671945666
that's not what I said, Satan. I was talking about soil quality... you can't just grow anything anywhere.
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Is being fat and a vegetarian a contradiction?
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what do you guys think about vegan gains? He has some great points, but he's also an asshole.
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>>671954895
Most of the thread is pictures of delicious meat dishes and letting op know what a faggot he is though, if you'd read the thread.

In his own special way, he let all of us know how terrible the vegan lifestyle actually is and that the only real rotting meat is between his ears.

Actually, vegan the way most people do it is kind of bullshit anyway. True vegans aren't just concerned with what they eat, but all products that are made from animal products. So even though animals die (or are stripped of their protective layers ;__; boo hoo) on the regular and provide many useful products that normal people use in their daily lives (or have nothing to do with the choice ie. that leather chair you're sitting on at the doctor's office waiting for your weekly check up) they refuse to use any of it.
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>>671956264
No, they eat more sugars than any group of people.
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>>671930539
I like variety, that's all. There has to be more variety in meat than plant anyway, considering types of cut and types of animals, plus ways of cooking it. That's quite a lot of combinations if you're not narrow minded enough to buy in to the conspiracy bullshit, I guess.
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>>671955253
I'll try it sometime. Thanks!
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>>671955678
Kek
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>>671938685
telling me there isn't an easier way to kill the fucking thing. I mean, its 2016 and he just crudely stabbed it with a makeshift sword...
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>>671930539
Don't take the bait boys and grrils
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>>671930539
i have no money and survive solely on the food provided to me by my university
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>>671948127
That's because they need to, to convert meat eaters away. You don't need to make meat look like vegetables to lure vegfags away because everyone knows it's superior anyway.
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>>671957432
Damn where has kirk been?
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>>671958012
making money with christian movies. and fucking his hot wife,
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>>671932828
But eating another animal's unfertilized ovum is more natural than the food chain?
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I was for 4 years. Then one day I said fuck it. Went to a pizza joint and ordered a medium pepperoni and double bacon pizza and large coke. I devoured that thing in no time. Never looked back.
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Theme song for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cp_3le9LaM
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>>671959309
Probably the truest thing I have read today.
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>>671930539
The fact that my stomach is a graveyard turns me on.
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And I want, and I need, and I love, Animal
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>>671961428
I want a weed-za.
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>>671961497
Ask, and ye shall recieve.
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>>671930539
>Explain how it's 2016 and you still aren't a vegetarian
i eat meat.
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>>671937568
Roll
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>>671930539
It's 2016.
How have you not figured out how to maintain a balanced diet that includes the correct amount of animal products yet?
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