Get me laid faggots
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Get me laid faggots
fuck yourself you dirty nigger
>check em
>>671915187
reroll!
How about we go halfsies on a bastard?
>C'mon big money, no whammy.
I really really really really really really like you.
you prefer cotton condoms?
I'm hung like fluttershy
>>671915689
Reroll
I'm gay
>>671915689
This
This is kinda awkward for me but I thought I should let you know I'm sorta into guys
9/11.
I'm a sex offender
i want to cum but i have flippers as hands
Hungry?
You give me boners bigger than my daddy ever did.
Can I stick it in your pooper?
why tf you started with guess what? what kind of opening is that? just send her a dickpic and hope for the best imo
ill rape you and beat you to death with a tire iron
>>671915914
Roll
i have a micropenis
Ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
>do i get dubs?
"First, in accordance with state law I have to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender. That said, you're cute. :)"
I really like you and would like to know if you want to get some coffee later?
>>671915914
reroll
Did you escape from ur monkey cage?
>>671915927
Reroll
>>671915950
reroool
>>671916012
Roll
>>671915982
rollando
>>671916012
This
Your pic gets a perfect 5/7 rating
>>671915187
Haha roll for this
>>671916032
Rll
>>671915927
Roll
>>671916012
This
>>671915927
Roll for this
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>671915927
reroll
>>671915979
This
>>671916032
Roll
>>671916083
Roll this
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be wetter than Amelia Earhart.
>>671915982
rollo
You're never going on a date with me lol lol
>>671915927
This
>>671916144
winrarrrr
>>671916144
Winrar
>>671915950
Reroll
i can fit 4 fingers in my ass, hbu?
Is your dad the infamous giga nigga?
>>671915927
Rollerino
>>671916211
winrar
>>671916144
Winrollio
>>671916211
Winrar
>>671916177
And win...
>>671916379
kek
what app is this? it's not tinder is it?
I actually know your mom!
>>671916144
Op will deliver don't worry
wait for a response before winrar bitch
wait for her reply first niggers
>>671916379
I just got back from the ole gloryhole
>>671916379
Scat no context
You. Your dad. My finger in his ass.
>>671916379
charge your phone faggot
>>671915927
Rolllllll
>>671916459
Faggot
Op with the big boy keks
>>671916379
No way she will reply now. Thread over.
>>671916459
Nigga you stupid?
>>671916554
Rollin for scat no context
"Trying to get in contact with boko haram. I was told you'd be the person to talk to"
>>671916536
Bingo bango
>6
>>671916644
winrer
>>671916845
>>671916554
Do it faggot
>>671916379
All my keks
Yeah guess what, DUBS CHECK EM. Anonymous 4chan user tonight - GOT DUBS
>>671916845
Rollin for scat win win win
>>671916799
roll
oh youre not into a nazifetish?
I'm with scat boy on this one. Fuck her up
>>671916911
AAAAAAA WINNER WINNER
>>671916845
chill out niggergirl, i was just joking
Hey Dyke,
You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of the day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “masturbate to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just fucked me; Shit was SO cash). You are a dyke who should just kill herself. Thanks for listening.
>>671916973
roll
>>671917198
Roll
>>671916845
Ya gotta wim her trust back. Send her something nice, like ask if she has any pets. What are her hobbies. Win her back before you fuck with her
>>671917198
Roll
I will let you shit in my mouth
deliver this shit (literally) OP
>>671915898
Off by one
Roll for this
im gay
Someone still hasn't rolled a five oh my god. Rollin for scat
>>671917332
wtf
>>671917442
Roll
>>671917475
Winner
>>671917475
SCAT SCAT SCAT SCAY
I can't send the scat picture because tinder don't allow pictures faggots
"You're a pretty girl. I bet you like candy."
>>671917475
OP SEND NIGGER SCAT
>>671916554
This
>>671917198
Reroll
>>671917622
"You wanna eat my shit? I've got a heapin plate for you."
>>671917625
rolling for dis
>>671916799
roll
Let me finger your arsehole while you play the keyboard. Do you know any coldplay?
>>671917856
This
>>671917856
Fuckin coldplay. Kek
>>671917856
Rollin dubs for coldplay
>>671917198
Just grant me dubs for this
Lol i was kidding about the sex offender thing just wanted to get your attention. You caught my eye and i really really want you. You seem like you bleed plenty
Id fuck you like corn syrup
>>671916554
Roll
eat my children
>>671915927
Rolling for this
I'm actually gay. Have any cute boys you know?
And send goatse.
>>671918024
SCAT WON FIRST FAGGOT!
>>671917475
>>671918246
reroll
I'm an artist,a performance artist. I'm paid by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.At first I wanted to be a movie star,but after a couple of auditionsI decided I've had enough. Then I got into the Escort world. The clientele had lots of fetishes. The Escort experience convinced me to basically turn my whole house into a Dungeon and go full Master...Dungeon Master now.. My specialty is fisting and it's 300 bucks. Wanna try for free? It's a great way to get to know eachother,trust me! ;^)
>>671918125
>youseemlikeyoubleedplenty
Top fuckn kek>>>671918270
>>671918125
Roll
>>671918312
He can't send pictures on tinder faggot
>>671918312
he can't upload pictures, gaylord
>>671918211
Win
>>671918312
CAN'T SEND PICTURES ON TINDER FAGGOT
I can come pick you up. Take you to get some nice candy.
>>671918355
Winner
>>671918024
*tips hat to the madame* Hi! *sweats profusely* May I take you out to dinner? *crosses fingers and hopes he hasn't made a fool of himself*
>>671918339
Roll
>>671918355
boring winrar
>>671918411
ayyyy
>>671918457
I DIDNT KNOW!
Show me your used tampon
>>671918491
roll
>>671918125
Roll
Block me you slut
>>671918825
rOLLIN FOR DIS
>>671918898
So close. Also rolling
Hey, niggers
Can't send pics on tinder
i wanna kill myself, you wanna go with me on a journey for all eternity?
>>671918557
Why is that cock the same color as roast beef?
how about tits or gtfo>>671918673
he said it already dumbass
>>671918889
Ouch, Close.
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Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
ПРИПЕВ:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
ПРИПЕВ:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!
ПРИПЕВ:
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Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
my sister/brother loves it when my fist goes elbow deep between his/her cheeks
Rolling for tampon thing
Wanna take me out back and show me if it's true what they say about black women? And by that I mean you call the rest of your ape gang and mug me
>>671919014
I see. yes you make a good point
>>671919014
Nobody needs a copy of the communist manifesto.
>>671918978
rollito
>>671919046
reroll
saging this shit >>671918982
someone posted it awhile ago
>>671918825
Roll
Hey actually never mind. I have to go to the ER because my dildo got stuck in my ass.
>How long have you lusted after these perfect angels, and what is it about them that you love?
Not very long, maybe 6 months? I'm infatuated with the thought of a twinky, dainty femboy who can just smirk at me and flop out a monster cock.
>2. Would you rather be a hung femboy, or have one to yourself? I know you'd prefer both, but which would you want MORE?
I'd rather have my own plaything that I can dress up like a girl, and then flip their long hair back in private before kissing them and slowly working down the leg-sized shaft.
>3. Do you prefer them dominant or submissive?
I prefer them a mix of both; submissive outside the bedroom, but with spurts of dominance where I can respond with "you didn't think you were done here, did you?". Mainly sub.
4. I prefer them submissive because of their huge cocks. Just a plaything that I can cuddle and demand we fuck at a moment's notice.
>5.What's your ideal size?
It has to dwarf my 7.5x5.5, so let's say 24x7. Not practical, but we're not going to be doing much anal on me (that I'll know of). (and I only state my size because even TYPING the comparison gets me off).
>6. Favourite picture in this thread?
Has to be a tie between >>6694837
and >>6695334
>>671919191
Damn that repetitive roll
Sorry for being so random, I just find it difficult to talk to girls.... If only talking to girls was as easy as the first move in chess... Oh yeah, wanna meet and play chess sometimes?
>>671919046
rollzzz
>>671918978
nice one
>>671919092
roll
>>671919151
I had a friend in which school who kept a copy of the communist manifesto in his underwear, right beneath his balls. He didn't walk right.
This message brought to you by Bernie Sanders.
is it true that black pussy tastes like ground beef?
Is it okay if I call you mommy?
>>671919298
ROLL
>>671919411
I could eat a burger for days
>>671919411
>>671919411
dubberoni
>>671919270
Rolling
>>671919449
Roll also
listen sweet cheeks, cut the shit and sit on my beard.
>>671919298
reroll
>>671919092
reroll
>>671919270
Kek
>>671915110
lol same
>>671919411
winrar
>>671919526
Reroll
>>671919611
Winrar
>>671919092
roooooooooolll
>>671919611
He got dubs. Send what he quoted
Amelia let me stick it in your buttdelia
No but for real reply I'm getting impatient. Unless you want me to visit early.
>>671919762
>>671919411
this guy got them first
>>671919092
roloooololl
>>671919809
This
>>671915110
fuck you nigger bitch
Let me slide on you
What do you mean about the feminism? You're an hero?
>>671919963
rolled dubs send it you fuck
>>671919092
now please
DELIVER OP
Deliver, OP
just do it OP
>>671920123
lol i got 0123
i'm sorry this is just too funny
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
OP is a fucking faggot
There's something you should know about me:I have an unhealthy meme obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to hide the fact that I have crippling depression ;^)
Op Wont deliver
>>671920500
you got something to share with us anon?
>>671920500
winrar
>>671920500
Jesus, fucking terrible win
op left
black girl probably liked anon and they are fucking now
bye
i hate fucking niggers, niggersss suck dickkk!!!
You should kill yourself
op tf man
Btw, im making fun of you on the interwebzz.
link the thread
>>671917475
Winrar.
I think op is kill
>>671921703
rerolling
R.I.P op
