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Oral hook up thread? Post asl and add yourself to the map! Find an anon near you to give/get head!
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>>671907747
25 male in 804! Any anons in the area? kik is dredgod
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M/24/ATL
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>>671907747
Chicks or dudes
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>>671907833
Atlanta?
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918 here
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>>671907889
all anons are welcome to post in here, but it will be mostly dudes
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So you fuckers gonna take turns sucking each other's dicks? Because no chick's will post on here.
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28/hamplanet/fl/give
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>>671907963
ya
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31/m/606
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>>671907747

30 male orlando
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>>671907830
Lol.
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>>671908211
Move north so you are near me. Nothing better than a fat girl who loves sucking cock. Hope you sallow. Think I have seen you post in these threads before come to think of it.
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21/941/male/get i guess/would rather go to a bar and play pool or something.
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>>671908844
Yes I have posted hoping for a local /b/astard to blow, love to swallow. I am a semen demon.
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>>671909010
Port charlotte fl to be more specific
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>>671909074
well anon you might be in luck!
>>671909265
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So cool that /b/ is now a gay hook up site.
702
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>>671909433
I hail from the south of fl though
954/561/305
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30/m/843
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19/male/315. Howdy.
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24/f/baltimore

not hamplanet
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>>671908160
Yeah, no chick on /b/ is going to sign up to go around sucking dicks. And even if there was, it'd probably be the type of girl you'd want to stay away from. You're either going to get an STI or lose your cash.
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>>671909807
Also, I'm straight.
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Port Charolette Flordia would like to get head *female* 28yr blonde I dont like small cocks if you have one I wont suck sorry honey
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Louisiana 29./m
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>>671907747
775 motherfuckers I know there's at least one other Reno faggot on here
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>>671909911

407, male, 6.5". I'll eat your ass.
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24/Male/Inverness.
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>>671908128
>>671908128
>all anons are welcome to post in here, but it will be mostly dudes

Implying that anons aren't all looking for cocks to suck.
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No girls from Rome, NY? Unlucky
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>>671910222
Fairly valid point
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321/407 Kissimmee. 21 male.
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21/m/606
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>>671909909
*normal
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>>671910222
Trips don't lie.
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Has anyone, literally anyone gotten sucked from these? One single time? Ever??
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407/orlando/male/21
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>>671907747
714 m 23
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24/m/314 kik joben323 for give or receive
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>>671910649
im sure 2 dudes have met up thinking one was a female and they blew each other before
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>>671907747
You know very well that the /b/, 4chan and internet is male dominated. Nobody's going to get sucked or fucked, except maybe homos.

This must be one of Tumblrfags masterplans to turn all of humanity into faggots.
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>>671909911
fuck me and ill take you to a rays spring training game.
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>>671907747
didnt post the map link
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M/19/209
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18 / male / 61503 (estonia)
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>>671909911
I call bullshit, mainly because im from port charlotte and the odds are too slim
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>>671907747
801/m/salt lake 32
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>>671910887
>The /b/

gtfo newfags. jeez ur all so new you havent seen a hook up thread before? of course they rarely work you idiots
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22 f tuscon arizona no fat guys
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23/M/623
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>>671910000
Yeah, wanna suck my dick, faggot?
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>>671911058
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1869241
my bad......
here it is...
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>>671911481
>jeez
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202/703 here

M/25/ near DC (Arlington)

Give or receive
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24/m/new Orleans give or take
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26/m/604
love going down on women. reasonably attractive. will even buy us a drink or two first.
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>>671907747
M/21/UT
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>>671911481
>implying you were here when they got thrown off /b/ for good fucking reason
gtfo you desperate fag
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>23
>M
>916

Where my 916ers at?
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22/m/chicago

No one in Chicago is ever on 4chins...
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24/m/305 fl.
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From the 503 Salem area looking to eat a freshly washed ass and trap cock or get sucked by a female or trap
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>>671912148
I'm come to Chicago sometimes
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19M in Fargo ND
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>>671907747
is hiv easily spread this way?

want to suck cock and get facial but terrified of hiv.

no trolls plz only informed replies with source plz

thx

8::::::::::D
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>>671912282
stats?
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>>671912474
Only if butt fucking fag
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>>671912528
I was never that good at sports
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22/M/ west texas 806
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>>671909911
Whats the minmum size required, cause some size queens consider 8 too small
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>>671912617
well i tried. see you, space cowboy
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22/m/Seattle
Average if not more, never felt the need to measure.
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>>671912474
HIV is spread by seaman and blood, not saliva. That said if you get your cock sucked there might small sores in the other persons mouth that might spread it. If you suck and get a load in your mouth your skin acts as a natural bariar between you and virus, but a microscopic cut in your mouth could lead to infection. If you are a female looking to suck that odds are low that the straight male will have it, but he could. Have him wear a condom. Takes the fun out of it somewhat, but it is a lot safer that going bear.
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>>671912814
Want me to suck your dick?
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25/ m / dendermonde (belgium) / recieve
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>>671912243
down for a beej? 954
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>>671907830
Rva/m/22
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>>671913113
Yes.
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>>671909827
28/m/bmore
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>>671913564
Well where do we go from here
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>>671911589
Rip the dream
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>>671908211
Fl also. 239?
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25-m-Lou
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30/F/LA
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>>671913749
got a kik?
also, got a penis?
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>>671912990
253 here and happy to bottom if you want to top a hwp dad
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>>671913965
Yes
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>>671909911
239 here.
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23/m/ 619 so cal
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>>671909500
I live in 702 as well anon

>tfw femanon

23 F, where in town are you?
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>>671914056
i have both. someone come blow me. in orlando
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>>671910000
Reno here but I don't wanna suck dick
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>>671914056
gimme the kik. gimme the dik.
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any femanons in Virginia? I will buy you a beer (1) first.
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>>671907747
19/F/Washington
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29/F/Paris, France
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>tfw when El Paso
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>>671914453
Near Yelm?
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>>671908087
>918
better be a chick.
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>>671914562
Yeah
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>>671913851
where even is 239?
I'm 954, ftl
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>>671914453
You like older experienced men?
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>>671914639
What street?
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>>671913931
Want to suck some dick?have kik?
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27 male,in pullman looking to give and recieve. 509

Kik ilikedrugs001
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>>671908211
Male/20/813 fl/get. Where you at bby
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>>671914682
How old?
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25/m/Cologne
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20/m/paris
>>671914489
Kik?
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Male/21/Orlando. kik Ha_Gaaabe
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>>671914722
Meet in oly? the coffee shop near OFT?
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>>671912045
same here
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>>671914766
I'm in ftl, 954 area


fl dudes are so far from me :(
I'm int tip of this dick state though....
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>>671914489
Hi, do u have kik ? Sarrebruck here
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>>671914785
Well kept younger looking 42. Live in north T-Town
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>>671914976
Sure when?
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>>671915037
Meh too old sorry bud
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>>671914723
I do, to both
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>>671915037
What the fuck are you doing on /b/?
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>>671915107
No worries and good luck anon
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36/M/Michigan, Lansing area. Seems no one on /b/ is close enough to give me head.
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>>671915094
6:00? Might be little late
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>>671915359
Ok!
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>>671915174
Kik me 7realms see if your interested.
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>>671915107
Kik me, ilikedrugs001. I'll be traveling from pullman to the west side next sat if youre interested. Im 27
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>>671914453
22/m/Seattle
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>>671915412
I have orange short hair very hard to miss
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M here. South east mass
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>>671915247
Dont let age fool you about peoples interests....I did well and retired 2 years ago so I got time to enjoy this/b/ faggotry
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17 from the 607 will blow a guy
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Never anyone from nashville. I've been wanting to try sucking cock for a while now but there's no one to help.
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>>671908211
19/m what part of fl
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29/m/anywhere lower 48

am truck driver so i can meet literally anywhere
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>>671915412
Brave anon. He will either die, get jacked, meet jack, or get sucked off by a 19 year old
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>>671915037
lmao.
>42
trying to hook up with a 19 year old.
yeah buddy. go back to your retirement home now.
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>>671909827
30/m white marsh here
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>>671915523
Aight, I'll have a blue sweat
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>>671907963

M/18/Newnan/Atlanta
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>>671915449
bro got kik?
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>>671914453
Where? I'm in Pullman
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>>671915700
Shit you know jack? Fuuck
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Any frenchs here?
19/M/Paris
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>>671914453
29/m/ Bremerton wa
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>>671914181
Downtown, in some hipsterville appts near Stewart and Maryland. Kik is mitchburn or whatever way you want to talk first
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>>671915739
Oh look, another angsty teenager, i havent seen those /b/efore
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Fuck it 610/pa/m/18
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>>671915684
How bout upstate NY?
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>>671915523
At Darbys or?
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>>671915620
south fl, ftl
youre kinda young tho
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>>671915739
Would not be the first time I have satisfied daddy issues.
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>>671915739
I'm sensing someone who lost his college sweety to one of her older professors... I'm guessing... Contemporary Literature..?
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>>671915948
There was one up top. Do you really have french girls NOT suck dick when asked?
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>>671915843
theemptyyy
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>>671915575
a/s?
26/m open
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>>671914181

702 oldfag here.
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>>671915996
where in upstate?
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m/25/952 MN.
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>>671915996
sure, dyingtolive86 on kik
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>>671916031
Fuck what's it called.. Olympia coffee co
Some shit across from police depot
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22 male punta gorda fl, lookin to get sucked, maybe reciprocate if female.
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>>671916115
youdon'tknowmylife.peggles
It was classic lit
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>>671915763
Hey good job trying to steal my hookup from me. Anyway, I'll be at (I guess) Darbys at 6 waiting for femanon.
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>>671915996
Which part of upstate NY?
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26 m fat guy in Houston
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>>671916119
Where do you want me to ask them tho
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25/m/303 + 720/give
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>>671916346
Wherever. Go to a baguette dispensary or something.
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>>671914489
kik?
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>>671915739
When I'm in my 40s (or 50s, 60s, or until my dick dries up and falls off) I hope there's still skinny teenage former abuse victims around to act out some past pain on my middle aged dick

40s washington dude is living the dream. He's in fucked in the head chick paradise
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>>671915965
>stewart and maryland

damn yo, that's the hoody hood over that way.
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>>671916174
Gotcha. See ya there, even though honestly I expect not to meet anyone. This is /b/ after all. If I meet you, I get bj, if you're setting me up, I get coffee. I win either way ;)
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>>671916145
28 m
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>>671913851
shit. im in 239. i hope i never meet one of you sick bastards
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>>671916448
I'm way too shy anyways
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>>671916041
I'm near orlando, hope you're into younger guys then ;)
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>>671907747
>90% of 4chan users are male
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>>671914670
Naples marco island area
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>>671916041
That sucks you ever in Tampa area hmu I love hamplanets that suck dick
I'm black btw
Bring the nigger hate /b/
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30/m/410 in white marsh, heading to fells point shortly
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male/21/orlando looking for a bj will return for femanon kik: ha_gaaabe
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>>671916476
>fucked in the head chick paradise
Because Heavy Baggage and Daddy Issues make for a LOT of fun in bed. They fuck like demons, and tend to meek as fuck to the man carrying the dick she's fucking.
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>>671915002
239 here
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M/23 bi

414/262

Looking to swap head with a decent looking guy
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>>671908211
M/26/Fort Lauderdale/get

Where in FTL?
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>>671913251
are you a trap or a girl?
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>>671916691
Roody poos are different.....ew
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>>671916647
>implying a mouth on your dick doesnt feel good either way
just close your eyes, we arent talkin about fuckin here
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>>671908160
This is a homo thread if you haven't noticed lol
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>>671916605
be my wingman bro
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>>671916548
Chances are you already have.
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M/25/Southeastern Ontario

6'' and girthy af
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25/m
828 preferably female, and in asheville/hendo area.
Not picky.
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>>671916526
im like a 2 on the kinsey scale, are you really feminine or nah?
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>>671916288
Shit bro thought it was you
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>>671916501
Not hardly anymore, I'm like a quarter mile away from a coffee shop that uses polished stumps as chairs. Very hip.

At least my Apartment Complex has spiked gates and door codes and shit. It's like a little oasis away from all the grossness.

Hit me up, we can go to Atomic Liquors or Frankie's Tiki Room or something.
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28/Male/Sydney Australia??? Any female anon
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>>671916041
I'm 26 in Naples. Blow job?
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>>671907747
Seattle 32/m here
Str8, 7" cut, clean, bongs, beers, & bourbon down to meet a Femanon. Course they don't exist y'all know that right?
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>>671911589
18/M I also live in Tucson but idk how I feel about meeting someone from 4chan haha.
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23 / f / Jersey City.

No swallow but on face OK!
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>>671917036
>uses polished stumps as chairs
lost
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>>671916888
Faggot
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>>671915763
Tell us how it goes/post pics. I believe in /b/. This will be a great story to tell your kids one day
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19/F/Perth
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>>671916548
Lely?
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>>671917036
faggot!
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>>671917120
Too bad your not bi
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18/m/Ca
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>>671917036
> I'm like a quarter mile away from a coffee shop that uses polished stumps as chairs. Very hip.
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>>671917170
then why the fuck are you in the thread faggot
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24/m/MI/whatever
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22 M So Cal , need someone to fuck my ass and suck my cock
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21/m/731
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>>671917343
xD
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>>671916929
Where abouts?
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>>671916605
you are too far youngbuck
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>>671916986
Lol no. I'm just recently figuring out I'm bi. Also I'm very tall and stout with a big beard. Got a big dick but not feminine at all.
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>>671914181
Also 702. 24 White. Down in Henderson.
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25/m/la looking for a bj
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>>671917255
Damn, if only, you live in sydney
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>>671917189
whats your kik? im in somerset nj. nothing but a short drive
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>>671917343
This is just what closet cases do. They have to put on this little show first and get 'seduced' so they can maintain their selfimage. Don't worry, it quiets down pretty quickly.
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>>671917343
I don't know, pretty bored also seeing if people in my area are on the chan.
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>>671917189
hit me up, kik is dyingtolive86
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Gb dh1
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315/m/24/straight

Although I've never met a femanon irl
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>>671917346
Where in MI?
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male 18 in the 305/786 wouldnt mind some sucking or to be sucked
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>>671917189
montclair here what sur kik/skype
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>>671916691
Sorry, not sexually into blacks though your kind always hit on me. I prefer smaller to average sized dongs too. Damn no south fl yet,so far all fl posts are like 4 or more hours away.
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>>671916422
I won't suck your dick, but if you bike I'm looking for people to climb lookout with.
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>>671907747
19
m
504
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1738/m/Atlantis
Legit ive seen two girls post on here. I don't think anyone here is thinking with their other head.
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Of course I'll give this a try.
19/Male/Toronto, Ontario
Sure I'd love to get blown, but more realistically, I'm just looking to meet some new people.
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>>671917525
ah good luck man, i never see nashville in these things either, but that's not really my speed. haha
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28/m/412
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18 m

705 (downtown barrie)
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18/f/Montpellier, France
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>>671907747
19/M/BOS
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>>671916822
sweeeeeeeeeeeet, im in wilton manors dude.
got kik?
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>>671916839
hamplanet girl
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>>671917287
I'm happy being straight, but I have a dude blow it a bit during a cuck event. Such a gay beta, didn't do nothin for me but he liked it. I liked his girl. It worked out.
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26 M 845 NY
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Male 410 BALTIMORE HERE!! Where's the non hamplanet femanon?!?
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22/m/NorCal

give/receive

bisexual, never given head before. twinky feminine features, hmu if interested
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>>671911421
21 m ut
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29/f/london
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21/m/ West TN
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>>671917764
I'm little under an hour from you if my calculations are correct. I'm 18 tho and from my understanding, you don't like younglings
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>>671918164
Hi, will be in london over the weekend, do u have kik ? 25/m from Germany
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28/f/detroit

mixed
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>>671918164
Snapchat? M/19/manchester
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25/M/702
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>>671917318
California? Northern, Southern, Coast, Inland, wtf.
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>>671917899
got kik ?
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29/m/riverside, ca
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502 guy here
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>>671911174
Yo! Son! 209 33/M
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>>671918218
Just prefer closer to my age or older is all, sorry.
Yeah youre far though, I'm hoping for near local and for the guy to host.
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>>671918029
Oh Suuuuurrrrrreeeeee 2 weeks after I leave the 845, someone on /b/ acknowledges theyre from the 845...
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>>671918204
How far from nashville?
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>>671918164
Snapchat?
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>>671918081
Where in NorCal? SF Bay Area here - got one twinky boy coming over tomorrow, could always host another.
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>>671917944
Blacktiger137
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>>671917221
>2016
>on /b/
>gets mad because a guy is willing to suck your dick

son, you are in the wrong image board
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>>671918296
Im in Lansing. Grab yo car, I give u sum dick
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>>671914489
Moi aussi France vitry 29 m
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>>671918406
What's your kik?
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Some other dicks in Baltimore huh?!? Any women? Canton here, lets get a drink and go from there.
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>>671908087
Muskogee?!
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22/m/LA/626

just tryna bust a nut, "str8" but down for cute azn trap
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>>671911589
same anon from Tucson im willing to talk on snapchat and maybe we can sort something out?
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>>671917119
Same here. 26 m
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