Breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, what
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Breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, what do you eat for it?
>pic related
I had Honey Bunches of Oats for breakfast and a bottle of water. Tomorrow I will have a breakfast burrito or something, idfk. Depends on what I feel like having.
>>671897629
>>671897629
Scrambled eggs only at the we or if i need a winner's breakfast to last until a late lunch. Also tea is great to go with it.
Mostly i have something oatflake-based.
>>671897777
>>671898163
ass
A banana oat muffin, or peanut butter on toast. This stuff is god-tier.
Oatmeal and a banana, sometimes cereal instead. Pretty much always have coffee.
>>671897629
What is on right
>>671897629
>Those eggs
Absolutely disgusting
Pain au chocolat and coffee.
Breakfast cereal is shit.
>>671899680
>not liking cereal
You some kinda bitch or something?
A banana, water and an hour of hard cardio.
Get on my level bitches
nothing, maybe coffee
>>671897629
Coffe
I do a smoothie with organic hemp milk or organic almond milk, an organic carrot, organic celery, organic chia seeds, organic pure cacao, organic non-hormone affecting whey protein, and organic greens powder. Every morning
>>671900719
We get that you only eat organic. You don't have to repeat it every single time faggot.
>>671900876
Okay
scrambled eggs and a bagel with pb & jam every day. i cant eat regular toast anymore...
>>671900719
We get it, you vape.
>>671901104
What kinda peanut butter?
>>671897629
I had a bagel with butter & cream cheese and a cup of hot tea.
>>671900719
sure thing
I eat dead jew flakes with some jew blood to wash it down
>>671900719
what country do you live in?
breakfast? why the fuck would i get up early when i can have my 2 minute cigarette coffee meal?
>>671898163
That is so disgusting! What sort of inbred nigger do you have to be to even think about using a Microsoft keyboard?!
>>671902624
newfag
>>671901602
This has been my meal for the last 7 years.
>>671899336
the toast? or are you talking from my perspective in which case it's coffee.
>>671901602
Aaah the italian breakfast
>>671901130
Nope. Hookah
>>671901565
America!
>>671903582
even worse.
>>671903931
Lol why?
>>671897629
your mommy pussy
>>671901180
well i like an assortment of different brands (skippy,planters,kraft etc....), but it has to be crunchy PB. fuck smooth
>>671904029
Makes you just as much or even more so a hipster.
>>671904093
I got this all natural smooth and it tastes weird because it's just got peanuts. have to stir it and shit.
>>671897629
Usually I eat oatmeal with soy protein which I prepare at work before I start my day
On weekends I do omelets
>>671904093
You try the Reeses one yet?
The only right answer.
>>671904303
squats and oats
>>671900719
>>671903931
>>671901130
oh yeah, and I do cigars. Also hiel Hitler!
>>671904376
I wish I could have steak
>>671904425
This nigga think he a gangster with the cigars. Are they Cuban?
>>671904146
I'ma conservative, fuck hippies!
>>671897771
Honey Bunches of Oats 4 life
>>671900719
YOU FORGOT THE ACTIVATED ALMONDS YOU CUNT!!!
>>671904392
>>671904504
No, when I was in Afghanistan yes.
energy balls
>>671904715
Enjoy your massive cardiac arrest
>>671904725
Story time?
>>671904392
I hit 325 squat yesterday fam
>>671899680
Shove your french shit up your ass
>>671904911
>be me
>in Afghanistan. shit sucks.
> go in store
> see Cuban cigars
> looks good
> buy some
> smoke them
> not bad
>>671904216
yeah natutral pb is a pain imo, although it is much healthier for you. all the oil you have to constantly keep mixed in with the mulched peanuts just makes a mess.
>>671904360
of yeah the new reeses spread is fuckin amazing with bananas dude. whether on toast or just dip that shit its pure gold.
>>671905379
Military?
>>671904821
I've made my choice. Enjoy living through either a Trump or H. Clinton administration.
I just grab a fruit, some water and some sugar-less cereal. Never drink milk in the morning because it gives me the farts.
>>671905406
I usually dip apples and shit in the peanut butter or spread it on toast. It's not bad but it's different than the other shit I'm used to. The only ingredient in this one is peanuts. Fucking tastes weird.
I had two scrambled eggs, a slice of toast, five slices of bacon, a small bowl of oatmeal and a glass of orange juice to wash it all down.
Master race.
>>671905486
I will love to live through a Trump administration with Chris Christie as the VP
>>671904911
I'm a veteran Marine, I work in IT now.. but am studying to become a naturalist doctor. I'm a white nationalist. I can kill someone if I so please being trained in many martial arts and live in Colorado... but the stupid liberalism here is getting to me. Did you actually want Afghanistan stories?
>>671905529
Aww, is anon lactose intolerant? You know they have Lactaid, right?
>>671902841
Did you read the entire comment dumbass?
>learntoreadfaggot
>>671905745
If you want.
>>671905767
>that file name
>>671905449
yeah, navy, flight deck crew stationed on the USS Harry Truman.
can't say any more for opsec
Dicks and gravy
>>671905694
thats so unhealthy i want to vomit. this thread is full of fat lard-ass fucks
breakfast: 18oz of tuna with green tea
lunch: kiwi, pineapple, mango, banana smoothie with green tea
dinner: 9oz of tuna with green tea
Cutting phases are a bitch
>>671905937
Liar
>>671906084
I also weigh my food. You're lucky you're allowed to eat that much at dinner.
2 poached eggs with 2 pieces of wheat bread with peanut butter a full glass of water and a half cup of coffee
every.fucking.day
>>671906034
doesnt sound that unhealthy
high in fat but thats only an issue if thats every single meal
>>671906142
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671906008
Master race
>>671906308
how is that high in fat?
the bacon?
>>671897629
>coffee and a xanax
>bowl of oatmeal
>apple, pear, or orange
>if still hungry will do up a couple eggs and one piece of toast
>another xanax
>a smoke
I have a high metabolism and difficulty keeping weight on, especially with my workout routine. It's hard to keep up with some days.
whatever the fuck is in the fridge.
so usually nothing, or some vodka if i'm lucky.
>>671905653
oh man i love peanut butter, i swear im addicted. i can go thru 2kg in less than a month....and good peanut butter is not cheap lol
>>671906378
Navy seals copy pasta
Again
>>671900719
>help/almond milk
>whey protein
A cup of coffee, oatmeal or eggs, a smoothie.
Water all morning.
>>671906535
I fucked a jar of peanut butter, came in it, left it for roomies
>>671906187
>>671906084
I dont actually weigh it, the tuna cans just come in incriments of 9oz. I do cardio to burn fat from bulking but also do a shit ton of low weight high rep exercises to keep my muscle where its at.
>>671906034
Kill yourself
>>671906535
Have you tried Ben and Jerry's Peanut Buttah Cookie Core Ice Cream yet? I can't have any ice cream in my diet but I heard it was good
>>671906084
>cutting phases
Kill yourself too faggot
>>671906803
You should. I learned the hard way that packages and cans are not accurate measurements.
>>671906795
im happy you're not my roommate
>>671906034
Breakfast like that usually gives me lots of energy to burn off over the course of the day. I keep my lunch and dinner portions a lot smaller than my breakfasts, usually.
>>671906923
Gay
>>671901341
How do you activate an almond???
>>671906949
Other than the eggs being that style, I'd eat it.
>>671907054
What's gay?
>>671907136
You
>>671906935
Is there something wrong with bulking/cutting?
or is it just the cutting phase
>>671907021
I barely have enough money for lean meat in college, so I cant weigh it.
I don't really care enough to anyways. if I'm eating ~1oz off thats fine by me
>>671907042
I could be. You don't know what people do when your not around
>>671906923
i dont think ive tried that flavor....yet. but ben and jerrys has some amazing ice-cream. ill be looking for that shit next time i go to the store
>>671906812
master race level bulk/cut you got goin
>>671905825
Okay well even though I enjoyed smoking the afghan hash once in a while I was one of the few Tactical Network Specialists that didn't get in trouble for drugs in my unit.
>>>So be me with a clearance... My unit decides to send me all over the place to setup networks and bring classified computers/equipment all over the lousy country. First place I go I find out it's a zone that sees a ton of action out at the front.
>>>We get indirect fire every day... There is a women taskforce of Marines that are sent directly to talk with the burka burka women of dirtland since you aren't even supposed to look at them unless they are trying to trade them for some mountain dew, spikes, or other good they can't get. The wookies (What we call women Marines) test is right next to me and my superiors tent. Night hits we all are asleep. I'm tired as fuck and used to running under shelter at stupid ass hours of the night or day.
>>>One night me and the one higher up they sent with me are asleep in our racks when suddenly an explosion leaves my ears are ringing and all I know is I was just thrown with my rack against the side of the tent so that I'm somewhat trapped in the tent lining. Come to... realize I'm not dreaming and I'm covered in blood...
Continue??
>>671907288
Its the phrase faggot
Sounds gay
>>671907354
fuck off now im gonna be looking for cum in my peanut butter every morning...
>>671907422
Walk the dinosaur
>fuck you
>>671907456
13 year old detected
>>671904821
while a MI may lead to an arrest it is a totally different thing... also wont necessarily kill you ;) had two of those before i got my ICD about a decade ago and i am still here
>>671907091
put a live almond seed in between a couple damp paper towels for a few days and remove it before it sprouts
>>671907594
Cum is salty, so is peanut butter a little. You would never know. But it could be way worse than that friend
>>671907745
British homosexual man
>>671905804
I think he did and it was shit and gay so he called you a newfag
>>671907422
moar
>>671907225
bisexual
>>671907288
so get a fucking food scale. they're cheap
>>671907799
But y tho?
Also chekd
>>671906378 the liar is angry?
>>671907422
>>>Still numb all over with sharp pains tingling all over my legs and chest I try to deciede what blood is mine and what blood is other peoples because I start seeing blood, guts, and parts of people all over the place. Start checking all my body parts, hands, etc.. they are still there. have some shit in my legs... but whatever. Realize the women's tent next to ours was completely vaporized. My higher up comes out of nowhere covered in blood too. He looks like he is alright. All Marines on the base (small base) have to take head count...
>>>not one women in head count. We realize it's time to do dirty work. Highers start rattling off orders and we all start picking up body parts... pieces of heads, hands, organs, even a breast. At this moment I'm pissed... Realize I am only pissed and not really traumatized or in disbelief like I see some Marines are around me. Took PTSD classes before going, so I realize know what to look for right away and know a normal person wouldn't even be thinking of that.
>>>God Fucking Damnit, I really am fucked up in the head. My childhood really must have destroyed me. Continue to experience shit, but none of it really fazes me. I really must be screwed up...
>>671907104
>not eating eggs sunny side up
gtfo fucking casual
>>671906935
You're either retarded or trolling. I'm going with retarded
>>671907890
could be aids cum yeah
>>671908118
That's redundant.
>>671908702
Sorry, waiting for renewing my car. so this is on my phone. I realize some spelling and grammar is off.
chamomile tea and almond butter on a banana
also bong rips ofc
>>671908702
so that was the first time you got to see tit(s)?
>>671908882
I scramble them. Or eat egg whites
>>671908702
By the way.. When I took PTSD classes I realized all the symptoms I already had pretty bad even though I had not been in country at this time. Want more war stories or my childhood story that completely set me off for the rest of my life?? For some reason it is feeling really good to let this all out. I've gotten pretty normal and detached from these memories and for some reason want to let them all out again...
Biscuits and orange juice.
>>671906084
>cutting phases
What a fuckin fag
Anyway, enjoy your mercury poisoning, fag
>>671909366
No, I was actually somewhat of a manwhore before. Women love me and my wife actually thinks I'm more of a manwhore than I was just because of how goddamn gorgeous and charming I am. I know I act like I'm all that... but that's the first step of getting the chicks. So yeah, say whatever.. but I'm great with the women and I'm a fucking Marine... just saying... This is one of the many sand storms I experienced on it's way to blast our asses raw.
Every morning I eat this lasagna.
>>671908473
some people think the chemical changes that happen inside the seed when activated makes them healthier. I don't know or care enough to take a side
>>671910742
>>671910742
the fuck is this?
>>671910742
looks scrumptious
>>671897629
FREEDOM NIGGA
roast me /b/
>>671911384
is the gun to shoot yourself right before you have a heart attack?
>>671911503
This nigga is 65 years old.
>>671911503
Look at mister regular bowel movements over here.
>>671897629
a Krabby Patty obviously...
>>671909497
your choice, whatever you think is better
2 servings mixed berries (or strawberries, depending on what I have), 2 servings kale, spinach, or beet greens (or a mix!), 2 tbsp flax seed mill, and 1/2 cup coconut water all blended up in my blender. It's tasty and helps me get my fruits/vegetables in for the day!
>>671909497
ptsd classes? you mean the how to suck faggot dick tutorial? fucking whimp generation
>>671897629
Your eggs are way too dry.
>>671911945
>>671911384
so... you use that gun to steer your coffee or what the fuck is it doing there?
>>671897629
On a work day just coffee. The full English is the most god tier breakfast though. I'm American but bongs know what the fuck is up with breakfast.
>>671912432
The gun is there in case the King of England tries to start some more shit.
>beans for breakfast
>>671906709
This
>when i wake up very early
home fries, two eggs, piece of bacon or ham
>when im pressed for time
cereal or banana and milk
>>671912583
>>671912156
lol, yeah, I'm a trauma counselor certified to treat PTSD clilents with EMDR and TF-CBT, and the DSM V does NOT allow a diagnosis of PTSD until symptoms have lasted at LEAST one month, because normal symptoms of shock/grief, etc. can look like PTSD, and not actually form into PTSD. There's really no way to know "what to look for right away," for PTSD, and certainly no classes for it.
>>671911384
I want to get a beer with the person who took this picture. I know it's been around for ages but I feel like we'd be friends.
>>671900719
Meat & cheese omlette with rye toast, a small bowl of fruit/a banana, and a coffee during the week or tea on the weekend.
>>671897629
toaster strudels fam
>>671903238
been to italy in the last decade? those retards wont let you smoke fucking anywhere... only the americans are worse. luckily i live in a country were nobody gives a fuck
>>671903687
obviously... everywhere else they would already have disposed of your hipster faggot ass
>>671913270
I used to hate America's anti smoking laws, but then I quit a few years ago and started to love them. Go figure... I don't necessarily agree with the laws philosophically (i can see both sides honestly) but I hate being around it now.
Oatmeal with soy milk, cinnamon, almonds, raisins and honey. Smoothie consisting of two small overly ripe bananas, soy milk, frozen strawberries and peaches. Whole wheat toast with jam. Water. Every day.
>>671913243
I love biscuits and gravy but I'd prefer the eggs to be separate. At least I think I would, never put them on top so I guess I can't knock it until I try it.
cigarettes and coffee. then some more coffee. occasionally I will eat a breakfast sandwich from Wawa. East coast fag here.
>>671913149
pic related
>>671912081
This. I love green smoothies
>>671906949
>amerifag processed cheese on your potatoes
I bet you're the kinda guy who puts Ketchup on spaghetti.
>>671912944
You make a good point. I guess that was stupid to say I was "knew what to look for right away"... I guess I just meant to say everyone seemed to not really believe what was happening and looked pretty jarred while I was actually just trying to get shit done and figure out what next steps to do to get back up and prepared. But I guess I will shut the fuck up since no one seems interested anymore.
>>671913593
>>>/fit/ faggot
>>671897629
That's the worst scrambled eggs I've ever seen. Jesus....
>>671897629
1 scoop of whey protein in milk
>>671897629
Doritos and Mt fucking dew
only thing to eat for all meals in my opinion
>>671913542
well, nobody forces you to enter or work at a fucking private business like say a bar or restaurant... i dont see the gvmts business in regulating that shit. public buildings sure... but everything else? hell fucking no!
i mean in europe they at least have smoking areas at the airports. in america you gotta go all the fucking way outside and then endure the TSA bullshit all over again. especially fun when you have a multi hour turnover at some random airport after a 12 hour flight.
>>671914208
I would eat that if the burger had a normal bun and the donut was on the side, I hate sweet stuff with my meat
>>671903238
>the italian breakfast
Actually, it's french breakfast
>>671914482
>>671914292
Yeah I'm not even sure what it is exactly but something about them that I can't put a finger on is offputting.
>>671914482
>power gamer detected
>>671914553
Then it wouldn't be a luther burger you fucking retard
>>671906084
r u that stupid psych major, avataring is against the rules fgt
>>671914485
This was exactly my opinion when I smoked and the airport/flying struggle is indeed real. I have never even flown very often but I remember that misery all too well. You do see a different side when you quit but again my mind isn't totally made up...
>>671905717
chris christie literally has one of those bacon cheese mugs for breakfast every day
that fat piece of shit
>weed is a horrible vice and potheads should go to jail
>imma eat 10,000 calories a day
>>671914553
Kinda defeats the purpose of ordering the lutherburger if you're gonna put it on a regular bun.
>>671897629
>>671899489
>>671912235
>>671914292
>>671914637
that breakfast looks, perfect.
Usually swap the watermelon around for something different thing each day.
>>671906518
idiot
>>671914637
Probably the fact that he seared them at high temperature, making them dry, and devoid of natural flavor.
>>671915098
This is bait. Or you're a fucking pleb with shit taste.
>>671915139
You only said that to make your niggerdom less obvious.
>>671915278
Could be. I'm on my phone so I couldn't get a great look.
>>671914902
tbh thats the optinion of most my non smoker friends too... luckily austria is pretty liberal about that shit. not too many places where you cant smoke.
but yeah got patches and shit if i really have to go to america or some other nazi non smoker country
>>671915428
No, I just like my eggs the way he made them.
But his coffee is not too good, too much
>>671915139
like some wings? niggers...
>>671915278
it looks like he used to much oil to cook them. thats the only way i could see them ending up white
burnt eggs wouldnt be pale white
>>671915014
where can you buy one of these? looks pretty damn good.
>>671915139
this looks nice. Why don't I eat fruit in the morning? FUCK
>>671913400
I'm not a hipster faggot. Obviously you can't read very well or you would have seen my follow ups.
>>671915619
So you like your eggs dry, and ruined? That means you're a fucking pleb with shit taste.
2 eggs, piece of toast, usually with peanut butter and Nutella, shit ton of water. Used to just be cereal but that shit don't cut it anymore, switched to this a couple months ago and feel great
>>671897629
>Breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day.
that's made up bullshit
>what do you eat for it?
usually something with high protein
>>671911384
baking bacon
>not fried
homosex
Mostly last nights pizza, sometimes like mcdonalds and that if I can get a friend to drop it off for me 2 double sossy hold the eggs and put bacon
Oatmeal with banana and almond
>>671914909
HE'S A REAL AMERICAN GODDAMNIT! FUCK YOU AND FUCK TO YOUR FACE
same as yours but with only 1 piece of toast because I like to limit my carbs. I'd probably have a couple breakfast sausages with it.
>>671915538
You'd hate Washington state especially (we're strict here especially Seattle) but as a visitor it would be a minor inconvenience. Plenty of smokers still around. You're supposed to be a minimum of 25 feet (roughly 8 meters) from any public building but this rule is broken constantly.
>>671915995
every time i see this fat piece of shit faggot talk about morality i wanna kick him right in his tiny little micro dick
>lock em up and throw away the key
>they are bad people
>hand me another box of donuts
>>671915770
Well about that, I'm not sure.
Great way to kick start the day though, especially if you're needing the energy.
>>671897629
> Most impotant meal of the day
To cereal manufacturers profits
>>671907091
It's literally soaking it, and then drying it.
People claim it "activates" the oils, but its fucking garbage.
>>671915444
hurr durr only niggers like watermelon. are you 12?
>>671916013
cant be worse than fucking nyc... some random chick came up to me bitching about me smoking in fucking central park bc that apparently isnt allowed. not sure if it really isnt but thats some unbeatable next level autism to me...
>>671916471
you are wrong
>>671912944
If you're in the military you recieve a class on ptsd before going to a combat zone. Are you trolling or that stupid?
>>671916013
washington state... literally the most faggot infested region in all of the US
hope you get aids
>>671916386
I asked a doctor about this once and I forget his explanation because it was several years ago but he said it was true.
>>671897629
2 16oz red bulls and four or five cigarettes, depending on traffick
>>671916246
'Murica
>>671916524
>lives in the city
>liberal shithole
>everyone is muh oppression and hates their life
>admits its a shitty place to live
>hates "stupid fucking small towns"
>>671916524
Yeah I'd believe NYC is worse than Seattle.
>>671916582
Oh fuck it, I'll bite. What state are you in?
>>671916620
bet he loves that shiney boat cracking stories like this to retards like you bought him
>>671897629
How to tell if someone is a pussy faggot: Their coffee is as light in color as yours.
>>671897629
banana with oatmeal honey and cinnamon.
>>671916843
NC. have fun reaching for "deep south" straws. NC is not the deep south.
Its cool if you come visit our beaches too. I know your west coast beaches are shit.
>>671916912
Hey I don't usually even eat breakfast so you can relax. Just passing on what he said. That seems kinda tinfoil though man.
>>671915631
They're not burnt, they were just cooked way too hot, and the moisture frittered away.
They're cooked exactly the right amount, at the exact wrong temperature.
They should have been cooked in a pot instead of skillet. At the lowest possible temperature, alternating on and off the heat every couple minutes. Constantly stirring. Just like this knob makes them in the last stage of the video.
https://youtu.be/yv64abAJvEA
>>671916531
So you are saying there is evidence to suggest that the activation process actually does something? Please provide research.
Or just my explanation of the process?
>>671897629
Toast and oatmeal typically. Honey on both.
>>671916823
just was there for 3 days (luckily)... went on to vegas after that. at least somewhat bearable as long as you dont go outside
As soon as I wake up drink 250ml of lemon water, sometimes with ginger or lime or some other similar addition to spice it up. Stretch it up, light cardio 250ml of lemon water
About 15-60 minutes later depending on amount of water drank, smoothie: supergreens powder if lazy, protein powder of choice, to the amount you prefer, 1 banana, 1-2tablespoons of peanut butter, mix and match frozen/tinned fruit: kiwi, mango, pineapple, blueberrys, red grapes, blackberrys, strawberrys, 1tbsp chia seeds, 1tbsp flaxseeds
-> Eggs are animal periods, you sick fucks
sigh, you wouldve thought if they knew what you were about theyd leave, how depressing. i dont eat breakfast ever
>>671917026
I was born in Virginia and grew up in Birmingham. One of my two sisters lives in NC. I hated Alabama but North Carolina and Virginia are nice. Not sure where your venom is coming from though m8. That seems randomly salty even by /b/ standards.
>>671917026
>NC
Your barbecue is bad and you should feel bad.
>>671917155
>cooks scrambled eggs
>"several minutes of alternating heat on and off"
>link to video with undercooked eggs
shit literally takes 2 minutes tops to cook bro
no amount of heat is going to make scrambled eggs turn white. they are white because he used wayyy to much fucking oil to cook them.
>>671900719
was your almonds activated before you milked them?
>>671897629
Your mum
>>671897629
same exact thing mah dude
even the same shade of coffee
whenever i have cereal my asshole cat dips her paw in the milk
pic related
>>671917297
so you are telling me you get up an hour early to eat some fruit? you either are fucking insane or unemployed
>>671917415
KC is the best I've ever had. Only had the pleasure once, sadly. Not the NC fag but yeah.
>>671917420
Oil makes scrambled eggs white...
No, too much fucking milk does mate.
I know what I'm talking about, I've been cooking scrambled eggs for over 20 years.
>When I'm cutting:
Two hard boiled eggs, small cup of fruit, 3 hours later a protein bar.
>When idgaf
Usually scrambled eggs, whatever leftover meat I have in the fridge/freezer (could be bacon, chicken, sausage, etc), and a tortilla for a breakfast taco.
>>671897629
Coffee+ milk maybe some toast. I'm on a diet because I'm transitioning to female and that's probably my only meal of the day.
Go anorexia!
>>671897629
satan
>>671917754
Life aint blacknwhite fam
>>671917941
:^)
>>671917701
did you puke on that plate or whats that supposed to be? looks an awful lot like some shit britfags would call food
>>671901510
So you like jews inside of you?
>jewcocksucking muslim detected.
>>671917845
step 1 to making good eggs. don't put fucking milk in them
jesus christ are you the school lunch lady trying to save 50 cents by serving kids milk thats egg colored
>>671917824
Joes? Bryants? Gates? Jack Stack? Zarda?
Some roach-coach smoker on the side of the road run by a guy with a name like "Fat Charlie"?
bulletproof coffee
>>671918433
Fucking this.
>>671917701
that portion size seems fucking massive and it looks terrible whatever that massive pile of carb paste is you choke down
> pic related for me.
>>671918522
Jack Stack, dawg. You must live there, or have in the past. I have an uncle in KC.
Activated almonds
>>671918522
Also why are burnt ends not a nationwide BBQ staple? Those were absolutely fucking godlike.
>>671917297
>Eggs are animal periods, you sick fucks
And they are literally choke full of nutrients that fuel the change a few cells undertake to become a complex biomechanical network. Yeah, if I have to eat an "animal period" in order to obtain that kind of nutrition, I'll fuckin do it.
And they're fucking delicious.
>>671904438
ketosis is a good thing
>>671898163
Cringes me to know that this picture isn't yours and the color of your eyes were a shit brown like your skin, people will we you and cower with fear because the stench from your arm pits your a fan of mlg it's clearrrrrr so hold me down now I can feel your zits wow please don't suck me off off offffffff
>>671897629
Just a cup of coffee. Occasionally a biscuit or two.
I can't stomach food in the morning.
>>671914382
Aren't you then hungry for 4 or 5 hours until lunch?
>>671904821
ketogenic diet, shitlord
>>671897629 Most important meal of the day and you slather fat all over your grain. Fucking nigger
>>671917297
>Eggs are animal periods, you sick fucks
I've never understood why people fixate so much on what a food is is rather than what it tastes like. I've had good brains before.
>>671919262
>I can't stomach food in the morning.
You're weak. You should have been culled.
Do the world a favor and don't reproduce.
>>671918677
There's one like a mile and a half from me. On some days I can smell the hickory smoke waft by.
>>671918826
You know Bryants used to give out burnt ends for free? The point of the brisket used to be considered useless.
>>671906187
Fatty
>>671919502
>Do the world a favor and don't reproduce.
As if I need someone to tell me that.
>>671919503
Damn man those things were great. Guess they eventually noticed how much people loved them.
>>671919312
1 scoop whey and milk
coffee
yogurt and blueberries with some granola
coffee
some leftover lomein i made the other night (shrimp/broccoli/carrots/rice noodle)
not hungry and probably kept it around 1500 calories today
>>671918036
It's going t be worth it once I start fitting in single digit dress sizes.
Fat=girlface
skinny=horseface
TBH I'll probably try arsenic sooner than later, though
>>671899125
>or peanut butter on toast. This stuff is god-tier.
/thread
It's what I had for breakfast
>>671919502
>You should have been culled.
Why do you think I've been here for the past couple of years?
>>671897629
I do intermittent fasting
I skip cuck-fest every day.
>>671919769
>arsenic
Most traps do when they realize they fucked up and surgically folding their penis into a taco doesn't make them feel happy after all.
>>671919112
what do you mean?
>>671917186
Activating an almond activates the hidden enzymes locked away within the almond that helps clear your body of toxins
>>671919514
No shit.
>>671919693
I've heard the burnt ends at Joes KC (formerly OK Joes) are the best in town but they only do 'em two days a week and there's always a 2 hour line.
>>671920344
bbq places literally are making millions of year if they know what they are doing. pretty crazy shit
>>671920344
Curious, how do you think Jack Stack compares to the other ones you've mentioned? My uncle said they and one other (I think Joe's) were his favorite but Jack Stack was right down the road.
>>671897629
Your breakfast looks like a cross section of a head facing to my screen's right
>>671918433
A table spoon of milk is all they need, I don't just scramble fucking milk mate.
>>671920107
I like /b/ because I get a grasp on how much people really hate people like me, even when they're not being mean or making fun of me to my face.
I'm not doing this to provoke or trick anyone though. It's amazing how much better I feel with myself, even though all the hate.
I know it'll eventually wear me down and I'll probably end up killing myself.
I just hope I experience love or the illusion of love in a body I feel comfortable in before that day comes.
Anyhow, time to trick the hunger pangs with some water! Go Anorexia!
>>671921143
Jack Stack and Joes are great sit-down restaurants for showing off to guests from out of town, but I actually prefer my BBQ from a 78 year old black guy who rents an abandoned Wendys in the sketchy part of town and has five year old flypaper on the windows. Something about not knowing if the health department is even aware the place exists makes BBQ more authentic for me. Bryants downtown is like that; Bryants at the airport, not so much.
>>671922153
>muh milk eggs
>may contain up to 40% eggs
>>671922215
there are faster ways to kill yourself than anorexia and sucking aids infected cocks
>>671922215
I can honestly say I don't give a damn either way. Mutilate yourself to your heart's content, it's not my problem. Just don't expect me to participate in your self delusion and you can pretend that you're an antelope for all I care.
>>671922576
Nice, yeah I can dig that. I love hole in the wall joints in general. That's where the hidden treasures often are.
Steel cut oats and coffee
>>671899125
>peanut butter on toast. This stuff is god-tier.
What are you, some kind of pleb? Now peanut and banana on toast, THAT is true God-tier
>>671923019
In the summertime and especially near the American Royal you can find lunch trucks in almost every parking lot in town selling pulled pork sandwiches or half racks of ribs. It's magical.
>>671923490
>steel cut oats
Is this a regional synonym for oatmeal or something else? I'm not familiar.
>>671922852
Anorexia is for getting the body I want.
I would prefer the cocks I suck to be non HIV infested.
Silly Anon, you can't catch AIDS. You get infected by HIV and then you go on to develop a disease called AIDS.
Anyhow, I'm too much of a faggot for killing myself because the idea of not being alive really scares the shit out of me, I guess I'll have to be too depressed/miserable to help me overcome that fear.
If it makes you happy, most days I would prefer to be dead.
>>671923735
no one fucking cares about you. the faster you figure that out and stop being an attention whore the faster you can try to work on getting your mental disability cleared up.
>>671923735
What about super AIDS?
