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The rest of today shall be a good day, declared the king
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wanking with intent to cum
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>>671872742
And then everyone was b&
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why not? rolling
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>>671872742
peasent
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>>671872742
vote for bernie
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>>671872742
Nah, it's going to suck like the rest of them
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reporting for duty sire
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>>671872742
shiiet
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ok
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llor
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>>671874095
Rolling for singles
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Alright.
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>>671872742
>>671872742

EMPEROR NEW FAG IS NOW IN THIS THREAD BITCHEZ
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I want to be a peasent scrublord
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>>671874322

or new fag soldier, whatever
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T. Eternal peasant
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Nigger Nogger Asshole CLOGGER
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Rollin for peasant
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King me motherfucker
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Anonbots, roll out
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kill me
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>>671872742
why not, giving it a try
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>>671872742
I shall rule over all.
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ITT I become king
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>>671872742
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Rolling
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Bow before me plebs
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bud
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Why not, I'll bite. Rollin'
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The peasant life just isn't for me
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>>671874531
jup, as expected peasent
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Check Em peasants
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>>671874688
Oh well been promoted it seems lol
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hey fags where da white womyn at?
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King snizzy "snazz" bullets
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>>671872742
Bow
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>>671872742
Roll for knights of knight
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Checkin em. Bow down plebs.
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overlord dickhead reporting in
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roll for pezant
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peesant
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Knight is good
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>>671872742
King it is
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>>671872742
i was a soildier last year, du i get a promotion?
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>>671872742
Wenches
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Heretic roll
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Lets roll this shit
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bow down to your overlord
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>>671872742
well then lets go
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>>671874823
>>671874822
ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW DO I MISS IT BY ONE
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Fuck the king
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Memes
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Bow.
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Quads get
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I'm your king
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>>671872742
lel
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>>671872742
Out of the way noblemen, peasant coming though
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Reporting to your service
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rollo
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>>671872742
rell
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It feels great to be the king
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when the wolves attack, only the peasants who spent their days building up muscle rather than watching their dicks shrink will survive
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caca
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Howdy my fellow peasants.
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Rallin
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I am the one true king.
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The king is cumming :D
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>>671872742
Rolling for peasant
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Llor
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As your new king I shall grant all oldfags the right of prima nocte. If we can't get the newfags out, we will breed them out.
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I'm a peasant
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Should I get my hopes up?
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roolll
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rollerino
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>>671872742
Got Emperor?
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fuck my mother
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>>671872742
BURN THE WITCH!
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>>671872742
rollerino
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Emperor reporting for duty
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>implying i'm not a knight
checkem
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Go peasants!
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peapsent inc
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You shall bow before thy king.
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rolll
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Soldier??
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>>671872742
(T)rolling
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The greatest one of them all.
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rolerino
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>>671872742
The son of a shepherd is the one true king, Ed Boys!
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bow before me peasants
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check out these quads
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>>671872742
i be king plox
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rollin'
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>>671877022
rerollinnnn
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Bow down
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izi trips king here kek
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meow
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Witness
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i'm a nigger
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Need some peasants to suck my dick.
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>>671872742
really you'd need trips at minimum to actually win. if i get emperor then i declare everyone else knights.
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I am ze king of the board
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hello
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Wheres the king? i need to pay taxes
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emperor get
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>>671872742
ok
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>>671872742
if i am pheasant i will burn they crops.
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roll, hoping for quints
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>>671877214
reroll for the greater good
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>>671877337
burning shall be
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>>671877349
reroll
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>>671872742
at least i'm no peasant
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Yes.
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Rolling for >>671877777
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>>671872742
Kneel!
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>>671877173
Guess that means you can suck your own dick, faggot.
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>>671877412
damn, again
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behold!
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Rollum
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Im not a peasant
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Hail
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ez quads
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>>671874445
So close, dirty peasant
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allah akbar
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hail to the king baby
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>>671877572
re roll
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BEHOLD MY QUINTS!!!!!!
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>>671872742
reporting in sire
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Rollllllllllll
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Hm
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>>671872742
r-r-r-rollllll
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>>671877478
reroll
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SHE'S A WITCH
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>>671872742
You can hand me that crown boy!
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Quints?
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>>671872742
pls no dirty peasant
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Who summoned me?
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Okay everybody
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i am emprorer
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>>671872742
Faggot
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I DID
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Bow down /b/itches.
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Quincy Jones
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fuck
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Worship me, plebs
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Eat my ass, peasants.
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>>671872742
bow to me
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>>671872742
Hold my broadsword, I'm going in!
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Kneel b4 me.
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Bread thread
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Give me my crown
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>>671872742
Comin' through, bitches
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She's a witch! Burn her!
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rolling, cunts
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roll for king faggots
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bow to me
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For the Emperor!
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Rolling, squire.
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bazinga
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REVOLT. OR NOT IF IM THE GODKING.
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kneel before your new emperor
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rolling
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Rollin
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ass
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Together we're making /b great again.
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>>671872742
Cheque em
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>>671878207
ReRollin
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Chicken pasta
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>>671878256
Last try
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>>671872742
ROLLERINO
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>>671872742
One day I'll be a peasant
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Fuck the royalty and their puppets PEASANT UPRISING NOW.
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>>671872742
king of kings!
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Face it we're all peasants
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Niggers
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GO PEASENT
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reroll
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>>671878347
What? I can't read.
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I'm here to win
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Quinta get
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Peasant reporting in!
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Niggas don't know 'bout my repeating integers
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>>671878477
nice
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>>671872742
roll for king
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Suck my royal dick faggets
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rolling for quads
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>>671878477
An I do, fuck you peasants I'm a little superior
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Rolling Gawd
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Let's see
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>>671872742
peasantry guaranteed.
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czech em
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Kneel down and rim your King peasent faggots
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king me faggot
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>>671872742
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>>671878611
checked and rolling
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Make my day faggots
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>>671872742
rollin for quads
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roll baby
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peasant reporting in
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King material here
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I'll become king if I die trying
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>>671872742
rollerino
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>>671877173
ur like me!
i like to dress up as wolvy (my fav x man)
i finally met a girl who thought i was super sexy 10/10 would bang like bam.

she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or just talk? im sad. im ok. im sad.


this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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Kneel b4 your God.
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roll for roll
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ill give it a whirl
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King
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>>671872742
king of kings = jesus, I am merely a peasant.
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Kneel
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Chek my Royal digits
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>>671872742
What a good day it is today!
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Im here
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Dey see me rollllin dey hatee it....
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roll
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>>671878947
TO BE PEASANT
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Time to slay
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Ponies for all
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kiiiinnng meee bitches
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"Well how can you tell he's the king?"
"He's the only one who hasn't got shit on them"
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this thread still has no kings time to change that
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>>671872742
bow to the peasant
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Make America Great Again!
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May gods have mercy upon my soul
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Quints
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time to be homless
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Peasant for life
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I am
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Lets combine our strengths and take down the king!
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Check 'em and weep.
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>>671879211
reroll
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