cont:ITT: we judge others by their names Abraham
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cont:ITT: we judge others by their names
Abraham
Gage
Zak
>>671862847
Your parents are very religious but also are alluh ackbar goatfuckers aka mudslimes
Adolf
Matt.
But I chose my name. Kinda.
>>671863135
Liar.
Also science says you have a micropenis.
>>671862847
ceasar
>>671863135
No its not.
>>671863331
You can't spell your own name.
>>671863447
fuck you im drunk
>>671863487
So drunk you can't spell your own name. Woah. I want whatever you're having.
nobody judged my name so writing again: Dora
>>671863684
Are you a girl? And if so, are you an explorer or a cleaning lady? And if not, you're a dude with a terrible name and your parents hate you.
Also tits or gtfo
>>671862847
Manuel
>>671863847
When Trump builds our great wall, you will be the first to go.
Jeremy
Amin Yashed
Hannes
aditya
Fabricio.
>>671864072
I was going to say I know a lot of Jeremys... But then I sarted thinking about what the plural of that would be. Jeremy's? Jeremies?
>>671863331
You are a drunk Mexican American with a sister named Maria and a brother in law named Jeff.
>>671862847
Lance
>>671863843
a girl. might be an explorer. no tits today so feel free to call me b8
Sanel
>>671864514
Your mother was REALLY into N'sync and she only had you because she was in the business of banging everyone with frosted tips in the 90's.
Chance
>>671862847
Dominick
Andrew
>>671862847
Bryan
>>671864796
Jiggedy jig
HEE HAW HEE HAW
It's Dominick the Donkey
Jiggedy jig
HEE HAW HEE HAW
The italian Christmas donkey
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LADEE A LA
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LADEE A LA
>>671864981
shit, they know
>>671864848
I suspect that you still use bunny ears to tie your shoes.
Mohamed
Roman
Nigger
>>671862847
Lars
Valentine
Dante
>>671862847
Religious upbringing, either christian or jewish. Probably conservative as a result.
Oscar
>inb4 Dicaprio jokes and that Sesame Street thing
Daniel
>inb4 damn
Tyrone DaQuan.
Elizabeth
Leonard
Martin
Tobias
Angelica
>>671862847
Rahul
Israel
Jasper
Oscar
>>671868274
nigger
>>671868197
nigger
>>671868029
typical popular rich
>>671867910
devout christian
>>671867863
rides a skateboard to school
>>671867839
likes to read fantasy novels
>>671867752
likes to play the violin
>>671867663
nigger
Jayce
Ted
Erik
Cristian
Jonathon
>>671868624
Nordic & Fat
You know... we really did not choose our names right?
Mine would be Maximilien if i had the opportunity to choose.
Sarfaraz
>>671868838
mein'd be adolf
Daniil
yes iam russian
Jonathan
>>671868935
Palestinian
Milena
>>671869048
Jew
Cole
Muslim Abu Walid.
Arthur
>>671869053
Not even close. Try again,
>>671869079
lying dude
tfw nobody juges
>>671869169
English nigger
Guts
>>671869079
>Velva?
>>671862847
u r a jew
Amber
Nirav
>>671869310
Shithead
Stefan
>>671869457
tits or gtfo
>>671869220
Sexy grill
Dominick
>>671869457
Nice name, was your dad a miner?
cause I did you.
>>671869399
guess again. also nice dubs.
>>671869079
Serbian girl
>>671869457
show tits?
>>671869490
>fucking kek, from palestinian to shithead real quick.
Slim Shady
>>671862847
Slim Shady
D
>>671869714
>>671869755
HIVE MIND
David M
>>671864725
Fucking lost it m9
Andrew
Stefan
Arooj
Quinty
Eric
>>671870534
Your parent's must be dunk when they named you.
>>671862847
Ward
I'm special
>>671870711
Hahaha
You're dutch aren't you
>>671870356
Srbin?
Cameron
>>671862847
tika tika slim shady
>>671870783
Yes, how'd ya know
Sonny wassahouleh aboumboum
>>671871032
I know a guy named ward. He's dutch. Do you go to the gymnasium?
>>671871177
The gymnasium? Hell no, who do you think I am, someone who puts work into school? Bitch please
Debby
>>671871348
Lol. You're not that ward. The ward I know is a HUGE nerd.
Asad
Kevin. My parents let my sister pick. I like it.
Ahmed Wali Karim
Dimanche
>>671862847
Mable
>>671871917
Cute girl with braces, brown hair, a fuzzy pink sweater and a crazy uncle.
>>671862847
marshall mathers
Christian
>>671871639
I like your sister Kevin.
Simeon here
Marcos mpanakantostupiopulis
>>671866888
Polish poorfag
>>671872197
That's not my sister you Jew. That's Kiana breymeyer from Chicago.
Armando
Nathan.
>>671872474
Schitzophrenic richfag who shot a girl named Chloe inside a toilet. (Fuck you nathan)
>>671872355
Matthias here
>>671864178
Ossi
>>671867047
Vampiric Frenchman
>>671868345
like that Ghost?
>>671870598
Sounds like a moldavian Pub
>>671872365
Syrian Refugee
>>671872603
Wew lad
Bipolar poorfag who stabbed a hooker in the kitchen. Good guess though
>>671872782
Haven't played "life is strange"?
Moud
>>671872197
ocasionally buy my weed from a bloke called simeon
>>671870668
When you´re about to name your kid but you´re dunk
>>671872919
No. Should I?
>>671872919
Dominik
and judge Aldo too
>>671872927
74 year old Dutch woman
Hanno
>>671872927
that's full jewish, remembers me of Mord
>>671872985
It's beautiful game. You should look it up.
>>671869587
it is a male name..
>>671872714
It's a Spanish name.
>>671873145
I'll check into it, thanks for the recommendation anon
>ctrl f
>Dennis
>0
sheeit
>>671873029
Hahaha
Nope
>>671873220
Np :)
>>671873102
mid 30's arabian
Dennis
>>67187335 so wrong,
Nick
>>671862847
Guerriero.
Im from Italy.
>>671866888
Serbian. Bosnian war veteran. Took part in cleansing out the kebabs in Srebrenica. Now part of an organized crime syndicate in one of the wealthier european countries.
>Aaron
Double A master race
>>671873521
Maximum kek
>>671873501
totally popular dumb sack of shit in highschool
>>671873358
try again
>>671866888
No I do NOT want to fucking go bowling
>>671873627
bitch i know who you are better that you
>>671873501
mid 20's american nerd
ummm
>CHeck Em tho
![frank2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tvy5Xb2.jpg "frank2[1].jpg")
Frank
Hauke.
>>671873590
double the height of a normal being and add a ton of faggotry. That's a natural Aaron
>>671869441
Velba!
>>671873780
Filthy, Asian
>>671872927
French blonde girl
>>671873912
wrong
>>671873873
asian nerd who is blessed with a good set of imaginary sex partners
>>671873999
Check'd
>>671862847
Norbert. No im not German
>>671873780
You're a filthy unwashed unshaven pervert who hangs out in dive bars. Owns a truck. Has spend some amount of time living in said truck. Is American. Has a beer gut.
>>671874220
head of jewish corporate management
>>671874259
You are really, really close!
Sebastian
>>671873873
Sounds Dutch
Cody (non master race)
Melissa
Nikita
Max Von Power
>>671874438
Lives in a hotel, has a brother named Zac. Mom works as a singer.
>>671874512
Either a Russian dude
Or a Spanish chick.
>>671874370
curly haired slim and tall pothead weed grower and of course dealer
>>671874593
N O S T A L G I A
>>671874593
non master race means not white
>inb4 samefag
>>671874665
Spanish chick!!
>>671862847
Aaron
INB4 A-A-RON
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
>>671874512
Russian fuckboy. Dad is a multi-billionaire oligarch. Goes to raves and snorts coke regularly. Has a wild hairstyle and clothes that are way too tight.
>>671874770
I know a nikita. Spanish grill. Lives in Holland.
>>671874538
Future president of the world!!
![XZx6glm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/otXCJIh.png "XZx6glm[1].png")
>>671874370
You are a middle aged man full of anti psychotic drugs, you have a son and you are married with a woman who dont love you. Also your alter ego is tyler durden.
Stefan
>>671874830
Your parents could never succeed so they made sure you couldn't either.
>>671874830
Eyjafjallajokull master race here!
>>671874909
There u go....I fucking knew it!
>>671874994
gay as fuck
>>671874220
Some nordic guy living in north scandinavia praising Odin and Killing degenerates.
Rate me, /b/
My name is Женя
Diego
>>671875135
Wait it's you?!?!?!?!
We were on the BSO together
With mister Robert,
Btw I might as well talk dutch xD
>>671875291
Sexy russian grill
>>671875132
Icelandic ppl could not be further from master race! Most inbred bunch of &%/%&/ in the world!
Alessia
>>671875420
FUCK YOU STUPID AMERICAN, DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY WIFE/SISTER AND MY BROTHER/FATHER!
>>671874220
Maybe some based polack. Even if Not true question to all Polish people. Why Do so many of you have that Name its pretty nordic i meet 3 of Norberts on my Trip though Poland. Was 4 times in Germany and never Seen one. Why Do you guys like that Name so much What is so special?
My name is Přemysl
>pic related
Rebecca
>>671862847
Christopher
>>671862847
Shlomo
>>671863847
Deportee
>>671876024
Popular girl, mean to other girls. Has her own clique, rich golfer dad, asshole boyfriend who plays american football.
>>671876117
Jewish kid who always gets picked last whenever playing dodge ball.
Adrijana
>>671875887
What the fuck is that name man? Are you from Uranus?
>>671876306
Srbija?
>>671876360
Montenegro
Harry
>>671862847
Bort
Ian
>>671876438
[Insert Sterotypical "montenegrins are lazy joke" here]
Ciel
>>671876333
No, i'm from your anus!
>>671864514
you are a nigger
>>671876453
You have a number plate with your name on it?
Berk
>>671876580
Ayy
>>671876827
Birch
Tayfun
>>671876698
I'm currently on /b instead of studying sooooooo... Yeah.. You got me...
>>671876580
Frankly.
>>671876895
Hahaha. Pozdrav :))))
>>671867518
ooskar.com
>>671876886
U wot? I like birch trees.
Shemraj
>>671877008
Pozdrav hehe :)))
J'dohoc
>>671877352
What the actual fuck
Mohmed Abdul rahim
Leroy Hernandez
>>671877033
Chekd
>>671877477
Sandnigger
Philippa.
>>671862847
Alan
Simon
>>671877617
Bearded guy, drugged his friends, got lost in Bangkok.
>>671862847
logan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>671877669
Say something
>>671877842
Kek'd hard dunno why.
>>671877801
Is in a band, has friends named kendal, Carlos and James. Over protective mom. Wants to become a doctor. In love with a bipolar girl named camille
vlad
inb4 russian
>>671877760
Don't know how to count cards though
>>671877669
Drills
>>671877842
Sitting comfy and sippin on some warm tea.
>>671877842
Glasses, blue sweater, smart, friends named Theodore and Alvin.
>>671868029
Is a huge bitch to babies.
>Richard
>>671878138
Kek
>>671876024
Probably goes by Becky or Becca. Treats other non-popular girls like shit. Is in a clique at her school. Possibly a sorority girl. Has had miles of dick inside of her.
>>671875430
Thinks she's a supermodel
>>671862847
Edward Corncobbler the Third, Earl of Gobbleshire
>>671878035
Inb4 Lord Dracula
![8683_028a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M8PDJyG.jpg "8683_028a[1].jpg")
>>671878035
>implying you are not romanian
>>671878349
ce faci patroane?
lurkuim?
>>671878345
nah
i`m coll with that
Palco
Washim
Patrick
>>671878565
Kekd hard idk why
>>671878716
you`re a fat and dumb sea star
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>671878716
Lazy, dumb, eats patties all day. Annoys his neighbour. Lives under a stone.
Garrett
Skip marooch
>>671862847
Lewis.
>>671877204
designated shitting street.
Bexus
>>671862847
Benjamin.
inb4 kike, I have no jewish ancestry at all.
Giulia
>>671879338
snipped foreskin in denial of Jewish heritage.
>>671874493
Would bang
>>671879338
Ur kite got struck by a lighting
>>671879408
guido dago wop
Eufi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE
Robert
Dex
>>671879684
probably goes by bob, and your mom tells you you're cool.
>>671878565
> The Life of (You)
Palauba
>>671862847
jeff
>>671879909
Are you shitting me?
>>671879972
What's your name again?
Lonwaso
Keith
laquan
Carl
>>671880209
Partridge?
>>671879832
Nah, my dad goes by bob. But my mom thinks i'm cool.
>>671878716
Annoying, fat, pink skinned. Lives under the sea.
Clark
>>671879338
Wishes he had some more Benjamins.
Uses his full name like a douche instead of using the name Ben.
>>671878898
Rich fag
>>671879578
Sandnigger?
Nicodemo
>>671881013
What the actual fuck?!
Mordecai
Kane
>>671862847
Alex
>>671881301
Say hi to Rigby for me
