Halp me save this Tinder convo plox!
Saw this butterface with a retarded profile, but I wanted to grab the tits without committing to the whole package. But I fucked up, /b/
Wat do
>>671814063
She edited the profile after I criticized her. Initially, the quote didn't have the author cited after it.
Thanks, Lori.
>>671814152
>>671814202
Butterface. I don't think you understand the concept.
Yeah man, read all that shit. You don't deserve her. She's right. Have fun being single.
>>671814233
I think I fucked up by fakepologizing when I should instead have said "why u mad tho"
C'mon /b/ros, help an oldfag out. I want some youngin titties, even if have to paperbag this Irish bitch
>>671814063
She's beautiful, m8, dunno what you're talking about.
Also you came off as a dick, not the sexy kind either, just an autistic dick. Congrats.
>>671814331
Butterface means decent body but ugly face. She's a pretty good example.
>>671814063
>Halp me save this Tinder convo plox!
>Correcting her fucking grammar
>Telling her her quotes are stupid
>Being a judgmental cunt in general
Not only is there no saving this conversation, there's no saving YOU. Your hymen will remain intact for eternity.
Was this supposed to be funny? Because it isn't funny. It's just kinda sad that you think it was worth posting on /b/...
>>671814517
You're autist self better enjoy wanking to holding your thumb over that screenshot then.
>>671814498
Ar you an Irish faggot?
Her face is as round as an English muffin
Is someone gonna help me sodomize this pseudophilosophical bitch or what
>>671814331
amazing body, but her face..
>but her face
>butterface
still i dont think she is a butterface quite honestly...
You sound like a fucking pretentious cunt that needs a good old fashioned punch to the jaw area.
>>671814704
Your faggot ass ain't gettin laid by anybody lol, stop worrying about it
>>671814704
It can't happen. You're beyond help here. Next.
>>671814517
Disagree.
>>671814233
OP, is this thread bait? Or are you genuinely fucking autistic?
>>671814681
You think I'm the autistic one, yet this bitch
1) says she has a masters degree "if anyone cares"
2) added the author after I criticized her for it
Masters in what? Alcoholism and the Bible, like a good irishwhore? Kek
>>671814063
Can't believe you actually thought we'd help you.
>>671814704
If you are serious, you are beyond help bro. Try not to tip your fedora on the way out.
Haha, holy shit. The only way I'm saving that conversation is via screenshot, for a future cringe thread.
>>671814498
This.
OP, do you actually autism?
>>671814949
Please leave this site and go to reddit.
>>671814949
>looking that deeply into it
>claims to not be autismus
You got the 'tism, breh.
>>671814949
kek kek....
you're a faggot OP, get the fuck out man
>>671814906
I'm sure my 124 matches in a month in a medium sized city given shitty pics and obv lying about my age are proving my autistm
>>671814233
REKT
>>671815150
Why do you know the exact number?
>>671814949
You.... Are on /b/ and you are insulting a girl who just rejected you.
Model fucking citizen here. You are a real fucking ladykiller /b/ro.
>>671815150
I mean.... you're really not helping your case here, kitten
>>671815217
Just checked. Tinder shows you the count when you click on the search icon
>>671814063
A masters degree in women's studies
>>671815217
>>671815150
Lol only 124, faggot
>>671814063
If that's a butterface, you might as well go "live in the 2D world" as the animu types say, because you're into women that don't exist.
>>671815241
>who just rejected
So she matched me just to tell me she rejects me? Are you retarded?
>>671814704
You seem to be the only one here with a problem with her face.
>>671815404
No I think she probably liked you before you started talking.
>>671815396
Well, I'm 35 and average looking. You can't compare if you're 20-something chad in a big city
>>671815404
Nah, she rejected you when you sperged out. You might have had a chance if you lowered your upturned nose over an oscar wilde quote of all things.
I think you might have had a chance still the first slip, but you kept GOING.
>>671815404
She rejected you when you revealed what a colossal faggot you are.
>>671815478
Well, she unmatched me so this thread is now useless to me. There no way I can buy her an apartment now
>>671814063
you fucked up already you dumb cunt
better to move on
just think, what would trump say
>>671815348
>this is the face that everybody is giving op.
>>671815597
good. go date an autistic girl like your sister. fucking retard
>>671815542
My business partner is Irish. I think I just took all my anger at him out on her.
I guess I thought she was uglier than she actually is because of that bias. You don't know what it's like to be mentally abused by an Irishman.
>>671815150
And yet, out of 124, this lone woman comes along and calls you out on your bullshit. Check your fedora at the door you fucking tool.
>>671814063
Can I save this picture?
>>671815597
AND your rich?? Fuck, I'm saving this whole fucking thread for cringe material.
Thanks OP
>>671815478
This. It was like.... one message in before OP became the Faggot of Legend.
It was seriously uncanny, OP.
>>671814840
/THREAD
>>671815763
Save it, It's all yours my friend.
I cbf, but I hope someone is saving this for a cringe thread.
>>671814063
This thread is dyno-mite
>>671815753
What? I've met a bunch.
Most my conversations go well
Holy fuck this is hillarious... I've never seen anyone sink their own ship so god damn badly.
Have you ever heard of being fucking polite? Jesus fuck, your 'tism is god like. You're a fucking legend among the most fedora'd out mother fuckers in the world... You added a fucking zuit suit to that shit.
Holy fuck my sides man. I'm about to fucking hindenburg over in this motha fucka.
>>671815404
How was she supposed to know about your autism before you started your condescending autistic tirade?
She matched your profile. Your personality is what blew it.
Also, 124 matches... but nigga you're still single.
>>671816042
>>671816042
You have fucking aspergers op?
>>671816123
REKT
>>671816157
Oh man this thread keeps getting better and better
>>671816157
I LIEK TURTLES!
>>671816042
have you seen chef?
>>671814517
Not seen many real girls, eh?
>>671816111
>added a fucking zuit suit to that shit.
>about to fucking hindenburg over in this motha fucka
Top fucking kek
>>671816157
And that one I even opened with
“I'll level with you — I only matched you because I thought you have a face I'd like to cum all over”
hows that autistic
>>671816415
There are no words.I have no words.
>>671816315
Then how come she gave me her number and wants to met up
>>671816415
>“I'll level with you — I only matched you because I thought you have a face I'd like to cum all over”
Post it, autismo
>>671816539
*gives you a number
*mysteriously doesn't get text
...suuuuurrreeee she did.
>>671816539
Do you modify your writing to purposely have terrible typos in an attempt to seem more accessible?
>>671816554
What do I win?
(I met her, looks Jewish, but still. Meeting again tomorrow)
>>671816157
I love listening to diners like you.
You are the guy that always makes me laugh when I hear you talking. The darkened and hollowed out abyss that is your deepened insecurity ekes its way out of your mouth through a collection of nauseatingly obnoxious self proclamations.
You are the dude the secretly thinks that no one understands how deep he is, but quietly wonders if the woman he is fucking cares for him or just his money.
https://youtu.be/buXXbTIfBUk?t=2
god this mother fucker has some fucking mental disability that's for sure.
>>671816801
I did think like that around ten years ago, but as I got older, I realized how little I actually know.
>>671816701
You must be one of those /autisticbuthandsome/ guys I hear claim to exist.
Only way to describe how your horrible personality gets any toleration whatsoever, if any of what you're saying is even true.
I accidentally transposed a couple syllables in "black locusts" in this one
We did meet, though I only had one date with her. She's super tall, but hips are too narrow
>>671814063
just changed my geolocation to vancouver
looking for her now
about to send her all your screenshots and intentions
:) faggot
>>671817139
KEK
Please don't 404 on us
>>671817139
Ass wipe cancer bitch
>>671816701
that man here !!! how did you get so good at it ?
>>671817139
rekt
>>671817139
And lo, another cynic is born on this day.
>>671814162
underrated
This whole thread is fucking golden.
did op just silence this thread? gd
>>671814202
you sound like a raging faggot
>>671817139
Well, she already unmatched me, so it doesn't matter.
Better tell her that I'll make it up to her if she let's me.
>>671816701
>>671817254
I can just imagine OP samefagging this. How on earth can this thread keep getting better?
>>671817081
>tfw getting her to respond twice takes you five months
>>671815150
Your definition of hitting on a woman is correcting her use of a quote and her choice of person to quote? Who cares how many people like your profile, thats so autistic. Even having /b post for you would be better, atleast your autism wouldn't be sprinkled with pretentiousness.
Jesus Christ OP you're retarded aren't you?
"I'm going to try to hook up with this broad by calling her out on her mistakes"
Damn dude, no wonder you can to THIS shithole of all places to ask for help.
>>671817375
>>671817374
because aspergers is way more fucking hillarious than the minor autism we get to see.
This guy is the grand fedora zuit suit maxipad boss
>>671817340
Right? I'm glad I took a chance on this thread. Even glad I can't sleep so I could be here for this.
>>671817533
>grand fedora zuit suit maxipad boss
Your insults are fucking top shelf man
>>671814233
I can hear the fedora from here.
>>671816701
What the actual autistic fuck
>>671814063
Op you're a douchebag, you're not even worthy of being called a man. I hope some nigger rapes you and gives you aids
>>671817532
Also, I'm a kind and caring person. Pic related
>>671817823
Nothing posted here indicates that you are kind, or caring.
>>671814233
Hahaah dude you are a fuckin retard man, tryna pick up a bitch by correcting her grammar ? You sound like a huuge fuckin nerd and faggot; lol thanks for the kek though, i'm screencapping these pics and its going on the next cringe thread!
>>671817823
See, I know you're autistic, so that's all I can see when I read this. But, credit where credit is due, if you didn't already know you were autistic, it'd be pretty hard to tell from this conversation. It could just be tinder-awkwardness at play.
>>671817823
That's better, but as far as this threads concerned, there's no redemption possible for you.
H Err e yo go faggots.. some porn before I go to bed
>>671817823
>asking basic questions without calling her 'provincial'
>caring
nope
>>671817749
She didn't find it autistic.
>>671818061
Hahaha I'd forgotten about "provincial".
Fucking golden.
>>671817990
Can you elaborate?
>>671818100
Hooollyyy fuck you actually went though the effort with those special characters.
wow.
good luck autist, and godspeed
>>671818100
Ok, nice work. The creme brulee thing kind of came out of nowhere, but if you've got the ramekins and a torch, I can see how you'd want to work that into a conversation. Maybe be a bit more subtle about it though.
>>671816924
No, I'm a 5/10.
>>671818100
If you don't look like shit, you'd be surprised how far confidence and appreciation go.
As an ice breaker, it is bold. Perfect for tinder. That doesn't mean that you are not fucking retarded for the majority of your posting OP.
I love this fucking guy. Here I am sitting at work, bored as fuck, when suddenly - "A wild autist fuckboi appears. and begins flapping his pussy wildly" I can imagine how he thinks it went, and how it actually went.
>>671818165
A lot of the girls (and presumably guys) on Tinder are awkward. Everyone knows it's there as a hookup app which means everyone knows that nobody else is having any luck anywhere else. Combined with the stigma of online dating, it can make conversations a bit awkward.
>>671814162
This, top kek.
...i'd fuck you
>>671818100
How many girls have you piped from Tinder, just curious?
>>671818442
Meant to post my profile pics, not the profile (which people don't read anyway, and ask me shit like "what do you do" so I call them out on it)
>>671818536
I use tinder, and have this problem.
Op teach me your ways! 8-9/10 Male I just can't keep a conversation going through text. But in person i'm just fine. What do
>>671818634
you even look fucking retarded. holy fucking shit the icing on the cake. someone give this mother fucker a special star sticker.
>>671818442
Say what you want but the autist has a good taste in music and movies
Help me bag this chick OP
>>671818634
And it all comes together. OP, are you releasing your personal information on /b/? or are you putting in a submission for a Personal Army Request?
>>671818634
>pics from facebook
>rip op
>>671818658
Same. If it's obvious, acknowledge it, maybe laugh it off, and move on. A little awkwardness at the start isn't a problem. If you organise a hookup or date with someone you usually get past the awkwardness pretty quickly just by being a human being.
>>671818442
>Don Quixote
I fucking hate that I have something in common with you.
>>671818723
He talks shit and is rude and kills bitches
>>671818723
>8-9/10
Nigger, if that's actually true, no one needs great social skills to get laid if they look that good.
Why do you think so many women can get away with being shit conversationalists?
>>671814063
Don't be a cunt. She's actually not bad looking.
>>671818634
oh shit you're fucked son
>>671818631
Since I lie about my age, pretending to be 29 (that's what female friends tell me I can get away with) I've shagged a few in t 30-40 range.
I'm too ugly for younger girls, so the younger ones I meet won't hook up and I had to pretend I'm boyfriend material. It's a scam, but it's all I got (at l I didn't lie about my profile basics other than the age, even if I mislead about my intentions)
>>671818875
Cervantes? Haven't read it, but it's on my short-term to-do list.
>>671818875
There were a more than a couple items on that list that I am fond of, don't let it get to you buddy.
>>671818923
Maybe it's just because I have a thing for Irish chicks, but I think she's fucking gorgeous.
>>671818839
Yep. Once I meet them, it tends to go OK.
Just started talking on tinder to a girl that sits behind me in class and we've never talked in person...now were gonna be in class in like 8 hours.
Not sure how to approach that yet, tbh
>>671818634
>Pic 1, Kieran Lee lookalike mode
>Pic 2, full on serial killer
>Pic 3, mandatory outdoorsman picture
>>671818809
you better be black as the night. If thats your opener and you are white, then might as well call it quits on dating.
>>671818875
Maybe you don't actually know me and this thread has just presented you with a caricature of me.
>>671819071
Same, I think she's beautiful as fuck
>>671819089
8 hours? Are you in fucking high school?
I use happn which can be hella awkward since it's basically tinder for people you walk past in the street. When it says you've walked past this person 50 times, chatting can be super awkward.
>>671819221
Well I guess it really is a matter of taste.
>>671819144
Damn...
>>671818908
If I can meet someone in person my chances are pretty good when it comes to finishing the job. It's like starting from scratch like Tindr or shit if I give someone my number, it just doesn't take off.
>>671819202
Fucking first thing you've said that I can get behind OP.
>>671819279
College.
>>671819221
Educated, awesome accent, pretty, and with nice tits. That's literally my dream girl.
>>671818634
lol looks like a serial killer bet in 6 months we gonna read about him growing heirloom tomatoes in the corpses in his apartment
>>671819144
Had to look up "Kieran lee"
>>671818809
My nigga? Lol
You just friendzoned yourself man
>>671819399
Fair enough. I guess I'm too softened by uni. 8 hours in a row is pretty brutal.
>>671819159
Lite-skinned black. But I was just fuckin around. I would've been surprised as fuck if she got back to me after that.
>>671819089
Sit next to her and tell her you wish you'd talked to her sooner.
>>671819420
I'm OP and I kekked at this post
>>671819474
First word
>Xbox
I think that was what did it.
>>671819475
Nah, I meant I have class at 11am, and it's almost 4am now. I need to sleep soon, I know.
I've never found myself in a situation even remotely similar to this and I don't wanna spill my spaghetti later
>>671819420
Just pissed myself thank u
>>671819568
She said she played Xbox!
>>671819556
Damn, I wish I could say that honestly. It'd be faking it on my end.
>>671819637
Oh right. Fair enough. Good luck brodude.
>>671819733
Well she doesn't want honesty, she wants to be wanted.
>>671816666
These uncheck'd quads though
>>671819733
If she's hot then why would it be faking? If she's not hot, then don't go for it.
>>671819568
Hahahaha i actually laughed out loud. I always return to 4 chan and realize I love this place; the cringe is never-ending
These sluts on okcupid get on my last nerve. Fuckin bitch said her hobbies include "destroying the patriarchy". FUCKING SKANKS.
>>671819785
I think I'll just start with Hi like anybody would, then gauge the awkwardness from there. She mentioned it feeling odd to match with a classmate.
>>671819912
I have an inbox full of cringe-worthy messages when I was feeling particularly salty lol
>>671819693
She just said that to seem like she doesnt live a completely boring life bro she doesnt give a shit that you own a level 70 gnome or what prestige youre in
>>671819880
>>671819905
She's a looker, but her messages were boring as fuck, not to sound like OP about it.
I always have this part of me that thinks "what if I end up in a relationship with her?" Dunno, just my own form of sperging out internally.
Wait, she didn't unmatch me yet, Tinder had just reordered the conversation list.
What should I say to recover? Come on, take some pity on my autistic ass
I want to make it up to her.
She kind of looks like Meg from Family Guy. So I was thinking,
"I want to be the Glenn Quagmire to your Meg Griffin"
What do you guise think?
>>671819957
bro why the fuck are you on okc?
it's the tumblr of dating sites
>>671820244
After all you've said, you don't deserve a second chance, and we won't help you get any closer.
>>671820183
Bitches better recognize my level 200 Thief in Dark Souls
Like I said earlier, I really wrote this just for shits and giggles. I would've been kinda scared if she did write back to that lol
>>671814063
Yeah you fucked up, would like to add though that she said she more or less welcomes a good discussion and when some one tries she calls them an arrogant cunt.
Also why are you apologizing to some bitch you never met and is a cunt anyways?
>>671820232
Yeh nuh I get that. The last Tinder chick I went out with was decent looking and had some things in common with me, but wasn't really long term relationship stuff. So even though the sex was pretty great, I ended it pretty early because I didn't want to have to do anything messy if we kept hooking up for a while.
>>671820302
Not him, but I dated a girl from OKC
Good experience and nice girl tbh
>>671820335
Why not? If you help me, I'll post what happens with pics
>>671820302
I got some BOMB pussy from OKC. The bitch sucked me so hard I saw sounds
>>671820347
yeah okay bruv you prob don't even praise the sun
>>671819957
>pic
>>671820232
Well, you're on Tinder, so you're looking for something. You never talked in class, you started talking on Tinder, and she might just be shy, so she doesn't say much. Give her a chance and get to know her a bit, she might surprise you. If not, at least you tried.
>>671814202
>>671814233
No one will be able to help with your Autism anon
>>671820457
Whoa lil sunbro u ain't bout this life
>>671820391
I've had that happen to, and it sucks. I always feel bad about doing that.
With this girl, she wears camo jacket sometimes (MNfag, so lots of outdoorsy people), and her profile says she likes to shoot her bow. I think I can work with that, but thats literally all I have to work on besides her shitty reply style. But she keeps talking to me, so must be doing OK.
>>671818634
you're gonna send a cipher to a Vancouver newspaper, aren't you?
>>671814202
>>671814233
Yep you're a prick and a fucking loser my dude
>>671820477
>get to know her a bit, she might surprise you. If not, at least you tried.
Fair enough, thanks.
>>671820673
nice, I fucking love that gif
appropriate use of well what is it
Jesus. Posting in autism thread.
>>671820702
>send a cipher
u w0t m8?
>>671815150
i get 1000 matches a month in a small sized city m8
>>671820698
Yeh that's not a lot to work with. Just think about it like you are hitting on a random chick somewhere, except you have the added foreknowledge that she is into you, because you're already matched.
>>671820673
that gif always gets me
>>671821037
That's a good way to see it. Thanks.
>>671819562
>>671818634
>>671814063
OP
>>671814949
Its like you're not even trying to fuck her. You talk to girls like you're trolling message boards.
Enjoy your wizardry.
>>671821025
We can't all be chad, chad
>>671821348
Well, it's probably a write-off, but I sent her this anyway now:
"Hey, I looked at this conversation with more sober eyes, and I can see that you're right: I was rude and arrogant. I know that one doesn't get a second chance to make a first impression, but I hope you will at least let me make it up to you."
holy fucking SHIT you have ZERO game. Jesus Christo
>>671817139
Ugh why can't we have one of these threads without some nigger whiteknighting or just being a faggot
So funny people trying to talk sense to a high functioning autist who has no clue about his social inability and thinks he is the intellectual superior to all others. He is never ever going to get it. He will keep scaring off women even if he has the odd match or date here or there. The guy has a Jeffrey Dahmer style personality.
you have now increased our collective autism by 200%
thanks, OP!
>>671821794
Dahmer was a psychopath, not an autist
>>671821794
I don't think I'm superior to others, intellectually or otherwise. Also, I think you're confusing autism with narcissism.
>>671822029
and a cannibal. and he was charming enough to lure people in so he could kill them.
>>671822029
Either way OP you've proved my point in your correction. You're probably a psychopath who despite intellect has no ability to manipulate via charm.
>>671822114
Dude you're a fuck up. Good luck with you're single life and inability to converse on any level without coming across a a complete and utter knob
>>671822171
See, that doesn't fit. Most psychopaths are great manipulators and use superficial charm to do it.
I know this, as my ex who tried to jump out of my balcony accused my of being a psychopath, but my psychologist said that's ridiculous. I'd take the word of a psychology PhD with experience with real psychos in Corrections over that of a girl 13 years my junior.
Pic related.
>>671821572
Wow apologizing to a girl you havent even met yet.
Doesnt get anymore beta then that. Move on you aspy fuck.
I'm an tinder savage let me know if you need any pointers
Some guys think of themselves smart for pointing out stuff (grammar, quotes) in their first chat ... lol, save that for when you know the person already and can have some sort of debate. Would you hook up with some woman face to face like "hey, i think you're really cute but this dress you're wearing is so cliché... so provincial.."
BE NICE! Not friend zoned forever kinda nice but damn, nice enough!
>>671822481
It's pretty easy to tell if you're a psychopath with this series of questions:
Do you have any feelings/emotions at all?
If you answered any of these questions No, then you're a psychopath.
>>671822560
Of course, I always appreciate pointers and I'm grateful for constructive advice, and yes I know it was a beta thing to do. I think I reacted too much to the result of this thread, even though I expected it to turn out the way it did.
>>671822481
>>671822651
Dude, why are you so reasonable on fourchan
Why is this thread still alive?
>>671822722
Not OP, but I really don't.
That being said, I'd say I'm a pretty well-functioning member of society. I don't murder kittens or babies or anything like that. I just don't really feel things.
>>671822481
why the fuck are u into asians
>>671822722
For example, I felt disappointed that I couldn't get some support even from /b/, so you could say you guise hurt my feelings
However, your post is imprecise. Psychopaths do feel emotions, though tend to be shallower. What is really missing though is empathy.
In my case, I can turn empathy off if I concentrate on sadism and shadenfreude, but I can also feel empathy when I pay attention to others, such as when volunteering at the crisis phone line
>>671822875
>Look at your clock.
Good night boys, it has been fun.
>>671822749
Alright here we go.
Based off of the amount of girls ive smashed off of this fucking app this is what seems to work the best.
If you've matched a girl there's already a mutual attraction assuming she didnt accidentally swipe you.(lol)
This means that you don't need to come off as a try hard faggot with some cheesy fucking pickup line.
Secondly dont converse on the tinder app. Keep it to a minimal. Get her number as fast as possible. I usually keep this to about 4 messages on tinder tops.
>>671822819
Just speaking from experience and always had pussy. Just the fact that i enjoy a politically incorrect thread, a ylyl, or a good rekt thread doesn't mean i have to hate women, be a psycho dick, be a basement dweller or a combination of the above...
>>671822974
>>671822722
You can't self diagnose though.
>>671823003
Just a fetish derived from the fact that the first gril I ever banged was asian.
I do have white exes, such as pic related
Also, the Asian I posted was 5'10 and smarter than me, which is probably why I had to get to her and take her down a notch
>>671823157
And here, you have summarized many of us...
But together, /b/ is none of the above.
>>671823263
she looks slavic
>white
nice try OP
>>671814233
>corrects atrocious fembot grammar
This is why you're single, OP
>>671823112
Thanks, that makes sense.
However, asking her out quickly sometimes works, but sometimes I get shit like "I'd like to get to know you better first before we meet"
>>671823582
I never said asking her out, simply ask for their phone number.
The hardest part of getting it in is getting the number. The rest is cake.
If you can get the number usually everything else is a breeze
>>671814063
doubleudoubleudouble.bookface.com/ lori.moynihan.1
(remove spaces/change to facebook)
Here is address of girl OP posted up on Facebook. If anyone wants to let her know he is a complete and total weirdo autist (even though he has confirmed it to her with his messages already) please go ahead.
OP, your messages clearly show a very high level of psychopathy. You sound like a fucking prick. I am not kidding. The face you thought those things were acceptable to say just shows you're very, very high on the autism spectrum. I'm genuinely not joking. Go to a doctor.
>>671823100
>look at your glock
>>671823288
I'm generalising i know.
/b/ is full of different people with different backgrounds.
But best advice or pro-tip: if you hate women or jave no respect for them, don't expect to go far with them. At best you'll reap the damaged ones, at worse you'll stay single.
Having said that, the ultra feminists patriarchy obsessed are evil deranged bitches and "fair game", as our "friends" the nutty scientologists like to put it.
>>671823763
My psychologist says I'm neither a psychopath nor a narcissist.
>>671823763
By the way, it's not about whether they are acceptable things to say. It's that (1) they'd be funny to later post on 4chan, and (2) I wanted to see how far I could push and still get away with it.
>>671824700
>I wanted to see how far I could push and still get away with it
>claims not a psychopath
lel
Am I doing it right?
>>671826028
I'm amazed that that actually gets a response tbh. Does this chick have nice profile pics? Tiny bubble is tiny.
>>671826220
Check out how many times I used it in previous examples.
I actually got that opener from a Tinder thread. I was surprised myself at the high response rate.
Even grils that pretended to be offended by it would keep replying — unless you directly apologize, which I guess is super beta.
However, I never sent it to anyone over 30 or who looks conservative (or their profile does).
>>671814063
Virgin detected
>>671814233
you can't pick up anything with that kind of shit, professor.
>>671826889
But I can start a thread on 4chan with it
>>671818634
supreme gentleman 2.0
>>671814063
Awww, fuck this shit, pedantic women is crap, OP didn't nothing wrong.
>>671814411
>intelligent conversation
>women
![jesse-eisenberg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VBwX3AS.jpg "jesse-eisenberg[1].jpg")
>>671826028
You remind me of Jesse Eisenberg if he was a tedious misogynist and minus his condescending wit.
>>671829005
Who?
>>671826028
>>671826579
the honesty thing is hard to pull off, have you watched David X talks a lot, don't you?
>>671814331
Her head is gigantic
>>671816539
Hello Bobby :^) You dun goofed
>>671818634
Looks like you climbed on top of a snowy pile of manure.
>>671829703
a big big love
OP you're a sad autistic fuck
get fucked by a nigger from craigslist and kill yourself
there is no hope for you kek
>>671816157
She's vegan, explains why she put up with this retards conversation. No one else will talk to her.
>>671814063
try growing up first, come back when you're older
>>671814162
Kek
