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im diggin it lads
>>671804484
Awesome.
>>671805132
what is he doing?
>>671805132
Any info or back story?
>>671804484
I tried for a while and couldn't find source.
So... Source?
>>671805132
that is despicable. anyone have story?
>>671805656
pumping out the nerve gas
>>671805656
Breaking his legs scrub muffin
>>671805656
forcing all his joints the wrong way
>>671804484
fucking hero man that made my day in a rekt thread
>>671805941
awfull
>>671805132
>>671805132
>>671805132
>>671805132
bump for story
>>671805299
that slo-mo fall. lel
>>671804484
>Rekt Bread
>damn that bread is rekt brah
>>671805041
>damn nature, you scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
>>671806534
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WAS GOING TO MAKE A FUCKIN SANDWICH THANKS A LOT FOR RUINING A PERFECTLY FINE LOAF OF BREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>671805941
lol
>>671805902
i think nature did that already
dumping
>>671807229
I remember how they tried to use this as a propaganda video and claim that the soldiers were americans. Dumb sandniggers actually believed that special forces use chrome suppressors with bright green laser pointers.
>>671807440
Weird how the boys act like girls and the girls act like boys.
>>671807487
ikr fuckin sandniggers with theyr shitty toyotas
>>671804484
RAPE?
>>671807409
Kek
>>671805299
>This popcorn will teach her a lesson!
What the fuck lol
>>671807229
I always imagined Allah being pissed off when they kill people and yell that name.
>"Dude, I'm not even a part of this. Shut the fuck up I don't even know you guys"
>You just killed a guy, you're going to hell dumbass.
>>671807440
I've never physically cringed this hard. It was really fucking painful to watch.
>>671805041
more like tree slide, amiright??
>>671807646
welcome to the feminist wet dream that sweden has become
>>671807440
Now if the catholic priests had touched THESE boys, I wouldn't've blamed them.
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>>671805132
Is he trying to make a pretzel out of a potato?
>>671805656
>>671805668
>>671805731
>>671806243
>>671810424
looks like stretching as part of care for someone with muscular dystrophy
>>671810466
Fuck this.
>>671810246
damn dude, I forgot what that was at first, thats sad as fuck
>>671810996
>damn dude, I forgot what that was at first, thats sad as fuck
Daughter died of cancer, long expected. The mother filmed this and posted it on a cancer support website.
GG Dad.
>>671811336
damn shame. never would have happened with trump in the white house.
>>671810246
Anyone else just get hungry for fish and chips?
>>671807566
Abdul and the magic tambourine.
>>671810246
this belongs into a feel thread
>>671810629
UEGUGHG this is the first one ever to make me go UEUUGHEGHEHG
>>671811470
>>671811470
Yeah! That Drumph guy sure be a winner!
>>671811586
>When your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you
>>671811586
sauce??
I'm intrigued, must see moar
>>671810365
You gotta hand it to Isis, they have really good production values in their vids.
>>671810246
story?
>>671812190
idiot. look before you beg
see >>671811336
>>671810466
Source?
>>671811834
>manged to own an airline
>managed to own a mega-yacht
>managed to own a resort
>managed to own a football team
>managed to own 4 companies which went bankrupt which isn't his fault
>managed to own a golf course
>managed to marry and deal with 3 women, pretty alpha
Sounds like a winner to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
>>671804484
Watching his face hit the snow:
>SidesInOrbitAroundVenus.mkv
Dat Filename:
>Lostit.exe
>>671812814
>Rich daddy gives him a shit load of money
>Inherits more when dad dies
>Cuts his brother out of inheritance
>Still lies about his net worth by literally billions of dollars
>>671812756
what a waste of paint. good quality shit is hella expensive too.
>>671812814
you forgot to mention his outstanding progeny. the truest measure of success.
>>671812814
if you divorce someone you don't deal with them, thats the fucking point of divorce.
Managing to own something isn't an achievement on its own. If you buy it for money you didn't make in the first place, and then run it into the ground, then you have mismanaged it. How hard is that to understand? GOP retards
>>671812814
>managed to open a scam university
>managed to tell everyone that he won all lawsuits against him for it
>all of the lawsuits are still pending and moving forward
>>671811336
that makes it much better
>>671811834
>Owned over 100 companies
>4 went bankrupt
Fucking whoop.
4 out of 100 of his political goals fail? Who's gonna complain.
>>671812814
>in America, being given everything by your rich daddy makes you a winner
>>671813316
literally the entire world.
>>671811470
Kek
>>671813316
how many of these are actual working companies and how many are just constructions?
>>671809193
Your lucky It doesn't have sound
>>671812651
i remember i had the sauce on this, but i forgot
>>671805941
Well, perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing a man out of the plane.
>>671813430
newfag
>>671811568
kek
>>671807440
Game show. If they did that in America imagine the uproar. From both sides of the political spectrum. Doesn't matter how much you support Bernie or trump, the people who's vote matters won't let them in.
>>671813613
many lulz
Guys i dont like trump anymore, hes litteraly getting cucked harder then op.. who do i vote for now
>>671805299
lol she's lucky she's not kill
>>671813771
The time traveling wizard
>>671807566
Fuck off with you filthy .gif
>>671813771
i know right!
>>671805902
That is not accurate. He is stretching tense muscle groups, aka physiotherapy
>>671807440
>>671807722
I see it
>>671810319
Story?
>>671811834
Every time someone says Drumpf in a political discussion i feel ashamed of being on the left, please stop, you are being retarded.
>>671810246
is hts her daughter? is she dieded?
>>671813988
Chinks
>>671813988
China, that should enough of an explanation
>>671813915
I don't understand what's happening in this and I want to die.
>>671814010
>Every time someone says Drumpf in a political discussion i feel ashamed of being on the left, please stop, you are being retarded.
Not lefty, hard-right.
Equally, it's his name. Just because his father (or was it grandfather) changed it to Trump doesn't matter.
>>671814016
No, she was so exited about going to disneyland that she stayed up all night and passed out minutes ago
>>671814132
Well i'm glad, but It's still the most retarded point to make, m8.
>>671810629
Is she wearing a mask?
>>671814132
I like how people think anyone who doesn't support one candidate is on the opposite side
>>671814239
She'll probably wear one from now on
>>671810246
haha! this is a classic someone needs to give it a good name
>>671810246
Story?
>>671812117
I was just about to say. How the fuck does ISIS know how to film so well?
>>671810246
All I can think is, wow, who the fuck would film that?
>>671814407
>All I can think is, wow, who the fuck would film that?
His wife and the daughter's mother.
>>671807566
Dropp the bass
>>671814407
someone who sees the funny side
>>671814407
YouTube ad revenue
>>671814244
>I like how people think anyone who doesn't support one candidate is on the opposite side
Honestly I prefer Ted Cruz, but I suspect he's fucking blown it.
>>671814403
Practice? They've made like, a billion vids already.
>>671814386
Once upon a time, a newfag couldn't figure out that the story behind the video was already explained. Unfortunately for humanity, he didn't kill himself that night.
The end
>>671814543
ha!
>>671806887
you call that bread? it looks like it's made out of paper
pic related - what proper bread looks like
>>671814544
They all have. The only other republican that had any chance of winning was Rubio I think. He should have started attacking trump earlier
>>671809333
Nice trips ^
>>671814697
Crispy bread doesn't feel right on a sandwich
>>671810466
snippy!
>>671813408
Now I simply must know and will find this abomination and its reason for being.
>>671814917
Nigga toasters
The fuck you gotta say now?
>>671814746
Would I slap a woman for being a bitch. Too fucking right matey. Cunts need to learn their place.
>>671811586
usually exit out of gif or webm when tranny, but this one I had to watch twice, wow
>>671814407
mom
>>671815005
I like the top of my mouth intact
>>671804484
fuckingfile name
>press start to join.webm
feels good to slowly watch his shoulder dislocate
>>671811995
>>671813479
what are you even talking about newfag
>>671815098
what about panninis?
>>671813038
>that file name
kek
>>671805041
they marked that shit off preeecisely
>>671807229
they stuck a chrome pipe to a pistol and a dollar store green laser below the supressor... that was so spec OPS BRO SHITTTTTTTTT
>>671814697
Looks good. What kind of bread is that?
>>671814697
that is some fine looking bread right there
>>671810365
cant wait till the assad army/ russians get to this kid he will be shitting bricks as putin stuffs his ass with true freedom and justice... not that americunt fake bullshit....
>>671815350
Eh. The only time i eat bread is with peanut butter on runs for a quick boost.
>>671810466
Anyone have the one with sound?
>>671815966
Carbo load bro
I lift too
>>671806534
holy shit brah, story?
>>671816002
Go to gif. Sound is not here.
>>671807440
girl in pink looks like Jeb Bush
>>671815104
looks like (s)he has balls on top of his dick?
>>671812839
the thumbnail was of andrew auhnhiemer a internet activist also a supporter of the third position.
went to jail for findng a "gaping hole" in a famous communications company...
>>671804484
this made me smile
>>671809056
It's funny because the Kurdish army says "Allahu Akhbar" when they kill these extremist jihadi faggots.
>>671816033
>>671807440
>>671816296
cool drawing
>>671806534
Wtf man
>>671807566
lvl 97 bard
>>671809056
Are you serious nigga? You don't think that Allah actually supports that behaviour?
>>671815104
I did not even care about the dick just the fact that it swims like a washing machine.
>>671812814
He'd have made more money if he had put everything he inherited in a diversified NYSE or NASDAQ portfolio.
A monkey with downs syndrome could manage money better.
>>671810629
nope
nopenopenope
>>671807566
>Level99Bard.gif
>>671813915
based rich evans
>>671816722
Nicholas Cage
Code word zebra
>>671805656
Yoga duh...
>>671813915
I GET THIS REFERENCE
wheres the rekt fags
>>671814010
>>671814010
>not being ashamed of lying anywhere on the left side >>671813296
of the political spectrum
You madman, you.
>>671807566
>>671816617
>implying to know the will of an all mighty god
Mudslime detected!
>>671811586
>saved before watching the whole thing...
>>671810319
Would have loved to see the crowd gutterstomp Ping Pong for messing with the kid
>>671812190
too soon dude...
>>671817252
I love huged dicked brazzilian shemales
I dont really want the dick
I kinda wanna watch em fuck other chicks
>>671811834
Oh come on, if you're retarded enough to actually think that the "bankruptcies" he experienced were actual bankruptcies due to business failure, you should go fuck yourself.
Why this shitty pussy talk?
I wanna see guts, so stop shit talking and post real shit, you tards.
>>671814697
you have this with some blue cheese and it's heaven, man.
>>671817190
did anon fuck up his post?
your rekt thread sucks big dirty balls from the mother of a jew bashin nazi
>>671817419
Understandable
>>671810629
One Eyed Jacks???
>>671804484
http://youtu.be/5C5YVxN7b38
>>671810629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs
>>671817793
is that available for humans?
>>671813613
Shovel Dog Is The Greatest Gift Of All
>>671812756
Android blood?
>>671818105
Im a cyborg
Its not really so cool
>>671807646
it's 2016, what do you expect?
>>671815104
i would have been disappointed if there was a pussy
>>671816150
thats why (s)he is gender confused, born with dick uppside down
>>671813915
>Five Dicks in Freddy
>>671805041
Run forrest, run!
>>671811586
sauce
>>671810959
That was my 1st thought too.
>>671812117
>>671815824
>thinking this shit is real
>>671804484
SOURCE
>>671807229
Don't even compare them to spetsnaz. Lenin would be swift and indifferent to their felonies. Plus if they didn't run them over with a T90 or BTR90 then they would being them in front of putin to be eaten by bears.
>>671805299
fucking yankees fans
go sox
>>671805941
this never gets old every time i see it
>>671810246
Was the driver an alcohol?
>>671806534
MODSSS
>>671810246
at first i thought it was gunna be cp... cant decide if this is worse fuck man
>>671810424
I shat myself laughing of that
![rickson-gracie-yoga-beach-stretch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eCJxuFi.jpg "rickson-gracie-yoga-beach-stretch[1].jpg")
>>671810959
my thought too. looks similar to stretches i do before wrestling. looks like feels good man
>>671810424
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>671817199
>also implying to know the will of a god
>implying Allah is almighty
>can't even spell "almighty"
I've never seen a sand nigger meme and selfhate this hard before. I'm not sure how I should react. Someone get the Fine Bros please.
>>671805299
i always find it hilarious to see uppity violent women btfo
>>671804484
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>>671812814
>own a company
>it goes bankrupt
>not his fault
>he tried to start a mortgage company just weeks after the recession hit
>it failed almost immediately
I'm sure you think everything the man does is not his fault. He'll fuck his own daughter and it was her fault. He'll build a wall and it will fall inwards and kill millions. It will be their fault for living so close to the damned thing. He'll invade every country in the world and ruin every eco system and it will be their fault for not being able to handle his 50 foot long hair penis.
Fuck right off, you cum-guzzling, cock-riding faggot, fucking idiot memer.
>>671818576
Mr. Petyr Baelish.
>>671820545
Go vote for Clinton nigger
>>671809056
>implying allah says dude
>>671813430
I was expecting the banana, honestly.
My response stays the same.
"Look! There it is! He posted it again. What an amazing piece of art to beholden unto ourselves this day. Truly a deep thinker and poet at heart. If only I too had the ability to pretend to be so retarded, I could be a star like you."
>>671805299
Woman thinking they're men, kek.
>>671804484
Someone needs to give that kid in the red a faggot of the year award. lol what a bitch snitch move. Is this the mentality of new generation nu male betas?
>>671820671
Fuck you, I'd vote for a goddamn socialist before that puppet.
And honestly, I'd vote for your idiot flip flop before her too. I don't even like the man. I'd just rather a dick in office than a cunt like you. Go fuck yourself, whoreson.
>>671810466
This feminist cunt deserves to be brutally killed.
>>671820839
>wants us to think some awesome kid that drop kicked a bully picking on some child half his size is even remotely beta
>>671805041
Anon that's kinda scary
>>671804484
Lucky man I wish I was there, would have fucked that little bully up.
>>671810629
>>671813988
Schizo goes berko on 3 yo. 3yo survives, schizo gets sent to a Chinese mental institution, which I suspect means you get drugged to the eyeballs, electroshocked and never heard from again.
>>671811621
why did I laugh at this comment
>>671821127
the modern edgy teen on 4chan believes that literally anything that could be considered the morally right thing to do is "beta"
>>671810629
>>671810629
IIRC she got plastic surgery and looks normal now, cant remember if they saved her eye
>>671814697
As a baker I'm touched
>>671813316
Trump casino went bankrupt; a casino, in vegas... back in tthe 70's Lefty Rosenthal ran 4 casinos including the Stardust without a Nevada gaming license and made a ton of money (as did the Chicago mob).
Trump must be some sort of business retard to have a business that almost literally has a license to print money and it still go bankrupt.
>>671814697
almost, but it's a little bit burned
>>671810365
Is this even real? Would've thought there would be an exit and a lot more blood.
well this thread an heroed
>>671823198
22 cal gun would leave no exit wound
>>671823198
Reality isn't as gory as films make it out to be newfriend
ok no some thing looks fishy with this
>>671823198
Sort of... Its an ISIS propaganda video. As for the exit wound & blood, depends on the type of round used, and the powder charge.
On a related note, the mob likes to use small calibre rounds for executions because then the bullet stays inside the body. And also bounces around inside the skull.
>>671823752
True in almost all cases, movie kill shots by .50 cal tend to be a lot less gory than reality.
>>671823798
Yeah the 9gag search bar.
>>671805041
The ents are going to war
>>671807440
Sweden yes
>>671811568
>>671824152
Kek
>>671805132
Its simple muscle exercises
>>671806534
This is rekt, not gore faggot
>>671805731
>that is despicable
>how dare he help a disabled person
good thinking anon, he should have snapped his neck right there and then
>>671810246
I understand its dead but what happened?
>>671822147
BUMP!
>>671807722
why the fuck do they have an alium head on their flag
>>671811586
it's a centaur! horse from the waist down!
>>671810466
i h8 u go die
>>671818769
How did I lose to this kek?
>>671811586
Sauce pls
>>671805132
Unrar?
![the_brave_little_toaster_by_vega_vega-d8ua4bb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cMDQBT9.jpg "the_brave_little_toaster_by_vega_vega-d8ua4bb[1].jpg")
>>671806534
Nothing wrong with that faggot, just stretch it out
this shit needs to 404!
>>671827847
Really? Did your miss the "ayyy lmao" above it? It's called a shoopdewhoop, faglord.
>>671813613
I like you
>>671805041
it is beautiful
>>671814407
It was filmed to raise awareness of childhood cancer. It got a donation out of me and I think it would out of any parent that sees this.
>>671805041
itt wishing I had that much tree
>>671805132
Holy shit I didnt expect to rage this much on a rekt thread.. If I could only get my hands on this lowly pathetic piece of shit...
>>671807440
>>671810466
Animal torture, classic psychopath behaviour, interesting to see if you're into psychology, its like watching a retarded kid draw a picture.
>>671811586
Wtf? is that even real? That thing is like record breakingly huge.
>>671817793
Holy fuck that old guys face
Top kek
