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>It is 1945. The Soviets have Berlin surrounded and are advancing

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>It is 1945. The Soviets have Berlin surrounded and are advancing across the wartorn city. You are a German living in a fairly quieter part of the city when suddenly air raid sirens go off. you and your neighbors begin flocking in the direction of a bunker shelter just as the shelling starts.
>Suddenly, from the bunker door, a German soldier springs out.
"HALT REICHT THERE! We have ze reports of JUDE in ze area! If you vishing of continue, you vill need show identification. Judisch vill be shot on sight! Von at time, single vile line! Heil Hitler!!"
>singles are German citizens
>dubs are jews
>trips is hitler himself
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>>671786838

you're terrific dubs are checked. they're wonderful. believe me. I've never seen dubs this wonderful.
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>>671786838

oh my GOD. rawling for hitler
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Oh geez Louise
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HEIL HITLER!
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let me in, nigger
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I no jew i swear
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>>671786838
gott mit uns
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im a jew anyway
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>>671789855
Jew KILL HIM!
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Rollin
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ayy lmao
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ich bin nicht ein kike, Herr Gefreiter, but at this point what difference would it make?
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totally not hitler
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Don't you recognize your führer?!?
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>>671786838
Don't mind me, i'm just a normal german... not no goyim here..... OOOPS dropped a sheckle.... I mean dollar....
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Because in the Battle of Berlin Jews were the priority?
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>>671790244
To ze oven you go
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die kikes
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Bruh, I was fapping, can't you see muh dick in my hand? Jewnigs wouldn't fap because it's too noisy, so fug off.
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Roll for the furher
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>>671790244
>>671790299
>>671789855
COME WITH ME, TO THE GRAVES.
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I ahm not ze Juden Bengal
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Just let me through man
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Sieg fucking heil
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>>671786838
Für Reich und Vaterland, Heil Hitler mein Kamerad. Rott alle die Juden aus.
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Call me Kung Fürther
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funny thing is, during when hitler fell. My grandmother and grandfather along with ym uncle. Went too germany right on the end of the border by sea, police officers pointed machine guns right at them, my grandfather talked to them in german. Germans were pissed when they lost the war wouldn't blame them either.
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Heil Hitler
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Lesen mein papers Herr
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I am hitler
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I don't feel Jewish
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>>671786838
meme get
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roll for hitler
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Bonjour
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At ease, soldier, I am your Führer.
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Oy!
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>>671791790
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Lets go
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It's such a beautiful day
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>>671791885
>>671791790
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>>671792030
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>>671786838
Not a shekel on me.
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>>671786838
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Here are my papers
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>>671786838
>"HALT REICHT THERE! We have ze reports of JUDE in ze area! If you vishing of continue, you vill need show identification. Judisch vill be shot on sight! Von at time, single vile line! Heil Hitler!!"
why would a german soldier speak englisch? kill him for being a traitor!

rolling anyway
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Tik tok gun shot
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Oy vey Mr. Goldstein wheres my kippah and yamaka
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Heil Hitler
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>>671786838
SIEG HEIL
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I'm on my vay to vatch ze niggers burn, move it jew
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>>671786838
Just passing through
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Roll for mengele
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Heil
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ow vus your day Herr Fuhrer?
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Hilter did nothing wrong
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Fuck the jews
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Non jew reporting in.
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Führer Spongebob requesting entrance.
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Niggers check these singles
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>>671792722
GET HIM
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>>671792722
Sie sterben schmutzig juden
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Hitler here
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Fuck off mate
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>>671792981
No, I am hitler
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>>671786838
Here are mine paperz
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I wanna play as franklin
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gas the mexicans deport the jews deport the mexicans into the gas chambers with the jews
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this is why we need hitler to protect us from jude
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Seig hail
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>>671793022
Fuck off, fucking jew.
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>>671793022
GAS IT BEFORE IT CAN SPREAD ITS GREEDINESS
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>>671793022
JUDEN!
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Rolling like a Dell
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Communism won't be so bad
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just let me through man
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lets kill the jews
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>>671786838
Rolling reich now
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lassen Sie mich in ich nicht jüdisch bin
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Tfw hitler
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>>671793022
Sie sterben schmutzig juden
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NOPE. NO JEWS AROUND HERE.
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>>671786838
Bow down for ze third reich
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>>671793334
you were so close to being super-hitler
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Looks like i'm Reich on time
>>671793334
so close
>>671793333
fuck you for getting the quads instead of giga hitler
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No jew here, just a fat bitch.
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i am no jew.
i promise you
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Hitler get
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kiss zee fingahh !
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ich bin ein jude nicht!
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Hitler from hell get
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I smell a jew in the area
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Not a jew
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I am jewish. Please, take me away if you can.
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/ \
I

The Jew is up there
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>>671793664
Damn so close
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Don't mind me
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>>671793660
>>671793661
>>671793664
>>671793668
wow
we almost got the satanic trips
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Vuck you kike!!!
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no jews here.
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I swear, a Jew just ran that-a-ways!
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>>671793744
Said the Jew
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Keine juden hier, Offizier. Heil Hitler!
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Don't mind me, please. For I am just a simple german.
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>>671793744
oh hello jew
goodbye jew
into the oven you go
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Diese Platz is doch Judenrein
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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME JUDEN, SWINE!!!
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>>671793844
*hears thud from ceiling
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Sieg
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>>671793877
filth
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>>671793844
Dutch oven this bitch
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>>671786838
Heil
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>>671793877
Oh Scheiße!
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>>671793877
>>671793844
IN ZE OVEN
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>>671793844
i see jew
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>>671793844
You can't hide forever you know
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No jew here
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I like turtles
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>>671793944
Well, that didn't work.
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>>671793844
Liar!!!!
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>>671793966
Filth calling filth filth.
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>>67179400

HEIL TURTLE HITLER
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This is not the way to treat the great grandson of an SS-Obersturmbannführer!
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>>671786838
What is your fucking name soldier? I'm sending you to the eastern front you faggot.
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>>671794000
Hail mine führer
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>>671794000
IM HITLER WOOOOOT
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>>671793844
You can't fool us
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>>671794011
Jew
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Heil hitler my nigga
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fuckoff
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>>671794000
Hitler is turtle???
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>>671794000
well we found hitler
unfortunately he is suffering from major autism
TIME FOR A NEW FUHER
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>>671794099
Neither can you.
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>>671786838
I'm no jew I'm a fucken abbo you racist white cunts
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Mir geht's gut
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>>671793971
Es muss einen Fehler, Offizier sein!
Ich bin kein Jude!
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>>671794000
HEIL HITLER
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>>671786838
Fuck
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Heil Satan
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Hey dudes. I'm a nazifag
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>>671794099
Neither can you. Bow to me.
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>>671794266
Wasn't convincing enough...
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ich bin eine jude nicht
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>>671794266
get out m8
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>>671794266
No your a jewfag
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>>671794000
hitler disguised as a turtle
hitler clever, good hitler! heil hitler!
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>>671786838 roll
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>>671786838
oy vey
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>>671794224
I'm safe!
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Vat's going onz in ere'?
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>>671786838
* heils aggressively*
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jews
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I am the new feuhrer. FUCK TURTLE FEUHRER.
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>>671794000
SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER
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>>671794266
dirty jew liar
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>>671794266
nu uh, you is jew
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Running away with my gold.
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>>671794477
Better start running.
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>>671794266
you don't fool anyone here jew
now go take a shower
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>>671794477
Double dubs, you are a fucking double jew.
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>>671794477
>>671794499
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
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Trust me, not a jew
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>>671794499
dirty jew liar
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>>671794499
Hey guys i found some spare firewood in the back of this attic.
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>>671794477
Juden raus!
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>>671794477
>>671794499
Two double jews.
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>>671794499
Gas
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It's Britney betch
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Rollend
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>>671794688
Scheiße
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I am not a Jew.
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roil
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>>671794651
Thanks! We'll put it to good use.
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>>671794688
You too
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NANI?!!!!
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>>671786838
Jawohl. Hier are mein papers.
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>>671794499
G-Goyim I have brought you this traitorous jew to your doorstep, please let me bring more to you in exchange for shekels? yes yes?
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Well, one cant hail himself, am i right?
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>>671794688
You want gas? Walk right this way sir!
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well lets see how this goes
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>>671794771
I.. I could use some..
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Can't trust jews
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>>671794971
You can trust me.
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I'm not Jewish I'm Muslim
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>>671794971
Dont mind me
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>>671794956
We're going to have a gay nazi Bon fire, you're welcome to join us. Your wood is needed ;) .
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Ich bin kein Jude! Ich bin in der SS!
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Turtle Hitler here. I demand that all German citizens must eat only pizza.
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>>671795088
Even the muslims get burnt
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>tfw I'm a jew
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Bow to me
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burn burn burn
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>>671786838
Kill everyone. the war is lost
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>>671794688
Chamber, bitch
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>>671795099
GOTT VERDAMMT
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>>671794854
Shekels? I'm sorry sir but we're gonna have to measure your nose to make sure you aren't a jew in disguise
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>>671795177
Get em!
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>>671795099
Falscher Prophet!
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>>671795177
no shit, we know you fucking kike!
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>>671795199
You first.
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kill me please.
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>>671795177
A+ for honesty.

You can get the showers instead.
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Die Person unter mir ist ein Jude. Schnappt sie!
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i am a true goy
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>>671795434
Nicht ganz
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am not jew
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>>671795326
Can't, you're german. Good man.
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>>671786838
Rolollol
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Herrroo brother's how about them weinerscheintzels
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Quads
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guten tag!
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>>671795545
They've been good this year.
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Heimrich Goldstein reporting for duty
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>>671795577
In den Gas Sie gehen, Jude Abschaum!
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Hail..... myself.
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Nien
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>>671795577
Nope, no quads. Just a double jew.
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>>671795577
Damn filthy double Jew! GUARDS HELP!
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>>671795370
t-thanks
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ROLLIN'
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>>671795577
*gas chamber
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There's no such thing as race
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Check my trips
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Rollarino
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So fellow Germans who is number one waifu that we replace with our own women?
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>>671795667
one off from the satanic trips
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