4chan... please help. Ive been chillin on /b/ for like 5 years but i have one last request of you. Long story short (lol) im trying to hang myself. I tied a badass noose around my neck (its currently wrapped around my neck. Its a badass noose. But what know do i tie to what im hanging myswlf with? I cant figure out the last part (maybe i do deserve to die lol).... please help with last part so i get this shi done, gettin mad sick of waiting.
>>671769599
dont do it faggot
start a livestream first
Also wanted to add, i googled the hell out of it. Found a shit ton of stuff on how to make hangmans noose but cant find anything on how to end it. Wtf kind of shit os that, you tease me to a solution but cant provide the final details.... i wanna die. Someone please tell me how or i will attempt something painful that will leave me brain dead
>>671769899
Thats fine with me. If anyone can tell me how to do the livestream part as well as how to do the final part, i promise i will do the deed lol
Pls don't u have do much to live for and life is a gift, don't waste your only chance
what's your wildest dream anon? Any batshit crazy thing you wanna do before you die? You should at least give it some thought. And if you wanna die anyway then why not experience that cocaine-binge ladyboy gangbang or whatever else shit you fantasize about, ya know? Make sure to come back and post results
Give me a minute i will hook up laptop and give my death some small meaning lol. Just hang in there and let me hook up laptop (see what i did there) dont fuck with me, this has to be done soon. Someone needs to give me the end piece
I barricaded my room but left my laptop in barricade. Long story short lol
>>671769599
why don't you just shoot yourself instead of coming here for attention
seriously how hard is it to work out where to hang the rope from. if you just want attention then just go buy a hooker or something.
>>671770433
OP SAYS HE WILL STREAM
get in hereguys
Is there a way i can do this on phone?cant find laptop charger but im ready
>>671769599
anon don't do it, everything does turn around for the better in the end, you shouldn't want to make yourself another statistic, as another anon in this thread mentioned, go out and live out a few of the things on your bucket list, maybe if you do that you'll see the beauty in life
>>671769599
you should shove the other end up your butthole then jump off a bridge
Don't do it, seriously please dont
>>671771316
OP didn't lie, that is a badass noose
Please just do it pussy..bet you don't even have a noose tho..time stamp or that shit ain't real fag
Woah
Some one please tell me how to end it. Cant find laptop plug. Im for real, even made a sick barricade so no one can get to me b4 i die.
I dont exactly understand the question...
Op is selfish and childish
Pls guys, what do i do after noose. I wanted a long drop, but cant do it. Give me a way to finish short drop so i can get it done. If u dont, i will just attempt it myself and end up brain dead and suffereing because no one could help me get out of here
>>671772433
How do i attach noose properly to hanging post.
>>671769599
Do you not know where to attach the noose end so you are hanging?
Dude. Seriously stop acting like a fgt. Just deal with being buttfucked by life, like the rest of us. You look like a fucking pussy if you an hero yourself
>>671771050
If i could find a gun to shoot myself, wouldnt be writing this>>671771309
>>671772862
I agree
>>671772799
I know where to attach noose, cant find which knot and how far before noose. I am 6 foot 4 and 240 pounds
just do it already, im almost out of popcorn
>>671769599
Hey anon- I've been there. Don't do it. Things really do get better.
Pic unrelated.
Go find a playground, do it there. Use monkey bars or something...
>>671773418
Seconds away. Need one more shot of vodka to get the balls.
>>671769599
Dude, learn to plan ahead you dumb fuck. If this was real, you would have a plan. Fucking stupid.
>>671773930
That's going to break
>>671773930
thats not even going to work, just deal with your life. im actually dying and im never going to kill myself
Massive b8
>>671773930
Really don't do it. But yeah, that's going to break for sure.
>>671769599
thats a shit teir way to die. get some piano wire and some gorilla glue. now climb your roof or tree. make your dumbass noose again and put it around your beta neck. gorilla glue your puny hands to your circle face. wait to dry and think how shitty your life is. now jump you faggot
Jesus christ OP.
>hang yourself instructions below.
6'4" 240 pounds. Alright fatty, here you go.
Make a hole in your ceiling, since your gonna die and dgaf, just use something big and heavy and break a hole through.
Find a 2x4/4x6 main beam that supports your house going across horizontally.
Unattach the noose, you dipshit, and put the rope over the beam so it hangs from both sides
Tie the non-noose end to a very heavy piece of furniture around a leg on the bottom of it til the noose is just barely over the opposite edge of the ceiling beam.
Now get a chair, put noose around neck, and kick the chair out from under you.
You will die an excruciating death of strangulation, because the average room is not tall enough for the noose to break your neck from the noose knot.
Have fun.
Livestream or you faking shit
> be me
> 15
> move to a tiny place in Ohio and don't know anyone there
> keep to my self at school
> seriously consider an hero
> join school band and make a couple friends
> meet grill I really like
> months pass and I ask her out
> she said yeah
> we get really close and mean too much to each other cause we're teenagers
> still want to an hero due to feeling alone
> more time passes and I get better
> me and grill break up for a little
> over summer I fuck around with random girls but always felt empty
> realize me and grill shouldn't have broken up
> never was able to swallow my pride and admit I was wrong to leave
> want to an hero again
> move back home but tell grill I miss her before I leave
> we end up long distancing it
> v stressful for a 15 y old
> now I'm back home and I feel empty again cause I don't have friends here
> wanna an hero
The point is I'm not gonna cause I mean something to someone and I don't want to leave her in the dark. This all just happened in 2015 and maybe OP should stop being a pussy faggot and suck it up like the rest of us. I'm still 15 now and things are getting better for me. But if I would've ended it back in Ohio I never would've made it this far just suck it up bitch.
Im getting over a bad case of food poisoning. Ask me anything.
>>671775321
>underage
MODS, enjoy ur ban faggot
>>671775587
Oh no not a ban ;(
>>671775416
why x1 instead of ps4?
>>671775416
Where'd you get it from? And what state
>>671776042
No real reason. Ive just been rocking xbox for awhile now. Got used to the controller
>>671776170
I could have got it from 2 different places but i suspect Dairy Queen. No state. Im Canadian.
>>671775051
Solid advice.
L.A. BEAST vs 9000 Calorie BACON Sandwich (Human Science Experiment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkbOYPairKY
>>671769599
Hanging is the worst way to go. Plus leaves a disgust corpse. Take out a life insurance policy on yourself. Name whoever you love as your beneficiary. 3 or 4 months later head to an urban area get robbed raped murdered. You'll be lovingly remembered by all
>>671776446
From someone in the USA that can testify EVERY Dairy Queen I've been to is filthy, with employees who dgaf, it was most likely them.
>>671775416
Both shittin and a pukin?
http://lostallhope.com/
https://web.archive.org/web/20051103053112/http://satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/
Do What Thou Wilt Shalll Be the Whole of the Law.
>Suggesting helium meself!
Fuck your crooked neck, faggot!
>>671776658
Makes sense.. Im from a.. Lets say.. Working class, neighborhood. The employees definitly dont give a fuck. I got the ultimate burger and the crispy chicken burger..
was this potential an hero thread just hijacked by food poison guy?
>>671776703
Oh yeah.. Ive had diarrhea before but never so bad it was literally just liquid. I was puking so much that the majority of the duration if my sickness i would chug water so i could puke that instead of straight stomach bile.
>>671777237
Food poision guy here.. Yes it was. Got a question?
>>671777714
what toothpaste do you use?
>>671778022
Colgate Max Fresh
>>671769599
>>671777714
How many boxes of saltines do you go through when ur like this
Well I haven't seen OP in a bit so I think he's dead
>>671778022
>>671778249
Topkek
>>671777100
They probably took the chicken out on let's say, Friday.
Didn't use the whole bag, left it in the fridge, and kept serving it.
Now it's tuesday and the chicken has been at fridge temp for too long.
I work at a McDonalds and we dont do this but coworkers have said previous places they worked did in fast food, because they didn't care.
>>671778403
I only ate about half a sleeve.. Also i had 4 apple sauces, 2 pieces of peanut butter toast and 2 gatoraides.
>>671775416
Have you ever put your Dick in your x1?
>>671769599
you dead? keep the pics rollin
>>671778700
I normally go through two of them
YOU SUCH A LOSER YOU CANT EVEN HANG YOURSELF? FUCK YOU. YOU SUCK AT POSTING TOO.
>>671778718
No i have not ever put my dick in my xbox 1.
>>671778536
Thank Goddess!
Can this thread 404 soon then?
I've saged. Have you?
>>671772767
Double hitch
>>671777777
Any requests while im here?
Ffs you could have at least streamed ya dead fag
Sick of these ppl
Climb a tree or antenna tower, tie rope to something secure, and jump. About four feet of slack will ensure an instant neck break.
Anon, don't do it. Do the stupidest shit you ever wanted to do, if you want to end it think of all the crap you will never be able to do again...
Do not fucking do it Anon.
>>671779877
So sick of all these fucking white knights
>>671780062
fucking idiot ass
anon ill send u a pic of my tits if you don't :)
>>671780268
>>671780478
u could abort yourself from this entire thread
>>671780062
>Whiteknight
>3rd degree Autism
Piss off you beta cuck, go suck a dick, that being the only other thing your pathetic self can actually accomplish, or even better hang yourself and livestream it if you got the balls
>>671780817
>>671780840
I'm far too old to be lurking /b/ but listen little faggots, when you're young and in a dark place, you can't see past the tip of your nose. You can't see a future, don't want to. I can assure you that although large portions of life suck complete asshole, there are some fucking great things about it too. Trust. If you an hero, you will miss out on some truly amazing shit. And if you don't, then in a few years, you'll look back and think, damn that old faggot on /b/ was right.
>>671780962
You are fucking pathetic
>>671781192
this
>>671781215
>>671780962
How old are you anyway? 35, most likely obese with dorito stains about your shirt, with an ever growing collection of memes and screenshots you will use to relentlessly harass people you don't even know lol , congrats fuck face McChildish
>>671769599
Try jumping from something high bro, otherwise that'll be a long and painful/scary death
OP, why don't you go borrow a shit ton of money and have fun?
>>671781789
>>671781530
>>671782092
take the noose off from around your neck.
call 911.
tell them you just tried to hang yourself.
wait for police to take you to nearest psychiatric facility.
then, when you are at the hospital, just stop fighting yourself. let them help you. they DO want to help you. whatever is going on in your life, you need to stop trying to do whatever you have been doing to deal with it. you need to talk to someone outside the circle of pain you are in, and break that circle, whatever it is.
YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE.
YOU DESERVE TO LIVE.
YOU DESERVE TO BE CAPABLE OF MANAGING YOUR PAIN.
DON'T GIVE UP, CRY FOR HELP INSTEAD.
your posting here means you want to live.
so, live.
>>671782186
preach
>>671782144
>>671781933
>>671781789
>>671781530
>>671781215
>>671781167
>>671780962
>>671780840
>>671780817
>>671780478
>>671780062
This thread is so fucking funny. Keep it up, anon, my popcorn just finished microwaving.
>>671782322
hope u choke on a kernal
>>671782322
dont die just lightly choke
>>671782322
Nice dubs
Don't worry anon hopefully they won't stop posting, I have a few more images for them :^)
>>671782684
hopefully not
>>671782186
>>671782186
>>671782186
>>671782186
THIS OP. No matter how bad it seems now it can get better.
>>671782515
Make sure to undress before though. Pain in the ass to take your pants off after the fact.
Are we gonna be on the news again?if so, Hi mom!
>>671782322
>>671782430
>>671782515
>>671782684
awww I made the autismos stop calling each other autistic :(
>>671782815
It amuses me that they're white knighting and yet I'm the only one that didn't hope you choke
>>671783077
Pic related
>>671783084
wtf are u talking aboutt
>>671782186
Oh look, another sadist-humanist!
Tell us why he shouldn't kill himself and we'll laugh at you.
If he want's to die — let him go for it. Life sucks, and there's hardly enough reasons to bear the anxieties.
So far your "dunkillyaself!" sounds like "I believe in God and humanity, therefore I'll consciously prevent OP's death and condemn him to suffer from all the shit in his life.
>>671783309
im the one who said to choke lol
>>671783480
lol then bye then, why don't you kill yourself, since life is so hard
>>671783480
This. Seriously it's his life if he doesn't want it, let him take it
>>671771316
You look happier than me and I don't wanna neck myself..
>>671783480
Forgot the quote at the end.
>>671783624
Do you think I haven't tried? Right now I'm dealing with shit to leave this world in peace. Don't want people to remember me as "that guy who didn't return me five bucks".
And why are you so edgy now? It's other people's life, and it shouldn't even bother you.
Op why don't you read the Quran. Do that before you try to kill yourself.
4chan used to be cool. Now you guys advocate for a persons death. I slowly bail on this joint. It's full of prepubescent scrubs and losers.
Seek help OP. Life is beautiful.
>>671777714
Yeah, why are you so fucking ugly?
If you dont have anyone, do it. If you have like yrandma or whoever dont do it and be with them, being old and alone is much the worst thing in the world
>>671783325
Auto erotic asphyxiation. What were you talking about?
>>671784265
>>671784265
You should leave and go to Reddit or Tumblr. They have safe spaces for you there
>>671784082
i mean its like encouraging suicide is fucking terrible to me, maybe because i'm more emotional than most of these desensitized fuck wits on here. It just makes me feel better as a person if i can help somebody out. I may sound like a pussy but honestly idgaf most the guys on here be dorito munching fat fucks who got/get treated like shit in rl nd now they take it out on people on a fucking anonymous website.
>>671784265
>>671784613
>Now you guys advocate for a persons death.
>Now
>>671784164
>So he ll have an excuse to kill himself
>>671784555
I was talking about chokin on a corn kernal im crying wtf lmaooooooo
>>671784164
Are you trying to get him to kill himself faster? Why the fuck would anyone read the fucking Quran.
God damned sheep fucking sand nigger.
Where is OP?
>>671772791
sounds like the guy in that image is not mentally ill
>>671784815
>>671783926
It's the look of someone who's finally accepted defeat
>>671785180
probably fucking died of cancer from all you fuckholes
>>671775321
>15
>suck it up like the rest of us
oh, so young. oh, so inexperienced.
>>671784815
>on a fucking anonymous site
Hey this is my house get out
>>671784815
most are probably skinny white tech people, most people in society dont even know 4chan exists ffs
>>671784815
Man, really, you don't know what same people have gone/are going through in their lives. For some, suicide is the only option left, and there's absolutely nothing bad about killing yourself. It's bad to force someone to kill theirself though.
>>671770741
"hang in there'
>>671784164
This ain't the time to be recruitin' him for homegrown terrorism. Fuck off goat fucker
>>671785543
>most people in society dont even know 4chan exists ffs
Yes they do faggot, they just don't know the difference between 4chan and 9gag and reddit and jj.am etc.
>>671785036
Let's be fair though. Who reads the phrase light choking and doesn't tske it sexually.
>>671784265
Why ruin all the fun?
>>671784265
LOL IS THIS YOUR FIRST THREAD?
>>671785787
i havent met a single other person that knows about 4chan, go fuck yourself
>>671785787
No the most of them haveno idea at all
>>671785545
even inspiring that shit tho, and there are always ways to get better, i mean u could fucking find someone who cares about u, life is about suprises and if youre dead good shit would just pop up. yeah life has fucked up points and for some people, more fucked up points than happy times but i always live waiting for the good moments bc thats whats worth while
>>671785972
>>671785987
>I spend my life in the basement
>>671785899
apparently not me
>>671786139
ahahah
>>671775321
>>671783480
> 15 y old green text kid here again
Just some people want this guy to live doesn't me we're humanists, we just don't want to see his life go to waste.
Obviously people care about this guy
>>671785987
Because u hang with faggots
>>671775321
>has gf
>still feels alone and empty inside
Just fucking kill yourself, you're a waste of space.
You seriously need somebody else to fill the gap in your life?
Fill it with something fulfilling.
Or just kill yourself because you won't leave the fucking basement.
>>671785380
I just got to this bread cocksucker.
>>671786281
>16 year old who thinks hes supperior
>>671786281
So much niggerdom in here today
>>671786281
Yeah sure, not even knowing him
>>671773930
I'm an eagle scout and that noose cracked me the fuck up
>>671786470
i havent gotten to the bread yet sorry
>>671786306
I do need someone to fill the gap that's just how it works bub
>>671786024
Cry moar faggot
>>671786588
>eagle scout honor
>virginity protection
>>671786139
im a college grad and i dont even have a basement haha
This fucker dead or what?
>>671786024
Most people wait for these "good" moments till the end of their lives.
If you have a reason to live — go for it. If you haven't — consider suicide. There's plenty of people who suffer from maladies and would like to get euthanized. And you don't know the full story behind OP's life, so don't jump to such a fast conclusion.
>>671786588
they don't teach you how to tie a noose in the eagle scouts faggot
>>671786772
>fill that gap...
>>671786522
I don't think I'm superior I just don't want to see this guy kill himself for no reason
Btw I'm still 15 ;)
>>671786833
Yeah sure anon, I believe you.
>>671775321
Trip shrooms in an outhouse.
>>671786988
They do in the South, where we use them for fags like you
>>671785787
I've had to explain what reddit is more times than I can count. People tend to use instagram/facebook/twitter, not sites like this
>>671769599
>But what know do i tie what im hanging myswlf with?
Plot twist: It's actually grammar that killed itself.
Also can we appreciate the line
>It's a badass noose
>>671787262
is that thing dead or still dying
>>671787337
>His noose is more popular than he'll ever be
>>671787521
kek
>>671786951
yeah but suicide really? thats such a permanent decision in such a temporary world.. its just the idea that there are reallly fucking hard spells in peoples lives, but if you really look objectively at anything you can find more than one solution or conclusion. everyone has problems and I'm not discrediting the fact that this guy may have a really fucked up life, but my point is, he looks young, young enough to enter a whole new stage in his life and things might be 180. the same goes for you. (idk what u look like but i assume ur not hella old)
ya got a fucked up mind huh kiddo,
>>671787714
>muh permanent solution to muh temporary problem
Kill yourself. Sick and tired of this argument.
>>671786988
That doesn't mean I didn't learn it there.
>>671787952
It's sad that this is usually the only thing they can come up with besides IT GETS BETTER
>>671787952
lol i just went on an entire rant on why im against suicide and some random faggot tells me to kill myself. yep im gonna abort myself now omg. leave behind my well paying job, ambitious school, and adorable dogs because a random guy told me to kill myself on 4chan
>>671775321
mods here's an underage, autistic freshman that's ripe for the pickings
>>671786808
2late faggot.
>>671788309
its sad to see you don;t believe that, sorry u have a shitty life,
>>671788349
Please do
>>671788349
you're taking him too seriously
the point is, stop telling fucking suicidal people shit like "permanent solution to temporary problem" and "everything will get better" etc.
>>671787714
I don't think we should discuss this topic. It's up to OP to decide whether to kill himself or try to make everything going smoothy. It's his life after all.
> i assume ur not hella old
Guess that's because of my grammar. I'm not a native as you've noticed. And yes, I'm not 'hella old', but not a kid either.
>>671775321
underage fag reported
>>671769599
>I tied a badass noose around my neck
>its currently wrapped around my neck
>Its a badass noose.
>big, beautiful wall... i mean noose
... uhhh, Trump?
>>671788699
i actually haven't noticed, your english is flawless to me lol
>>671777777
>>671789044
Most people who learn it as a second language seem to type it better than native speakers. I don't know why. It's weird.
>>671789011
Noooo don't ban me ;(((((
>>671775416
I just had bacterial food poisoning from Subway. I called and told them and they fucking mailed me two coupons and a shitty apology letter. Debating on sending them my medical bill for my visit.
>>671789167
It was just a roll for fap roulette
