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/b/ I am going on a cruise in 2 weeks and need to figure out a way to reseal soda cans full of liquor. You are no longer allowed to bring bottles on, but you are allowed one 12 pack of non-alcohol beverages.

Ideas so far:
Cut the top off, fill zip lock with liquor, glue top back down.
- pretty sure x-ray machines would see the bag inside the can and they would think I'm trying to blow the boat up

Idea 2:
Cut top off and refill can, find safe way to reseal the can that won't poison me

Idea 3:
Use metal syringe to empty out contents through a small hole near the bottom, refill with bourbon using syringe.

Once again, what would I use to reseal the can that wouldn't poison me? First idea was melted candle wax with a drop of super glue over it, but from what I understand, alcohol liquidates wax.

So.../b/....what could I use or how can I reseal these cans in a way that is tough enough to keep them from busting open when being bumped around a little bit?
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Buy alcohol on the cruise? ..
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Hot Glue shitlord.
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What kind of cruise ship doesn't have a fucking bar stocked with everything you could ever want?
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>>671734805
op is underfag, cant buy alcohol legally

hammer
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have a circle that fits in the bottom butt of the can over the syringe hole. With glue on the edges avoiding the hole completely.
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Idea 2 probably.

Instead of wax just use aluminium tape under the ring pull.
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>>671734881
not all of us blackout after two $12, measure-shot cocktails like you, sweetie
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>>671734694
>>671734805
>>671734881

I drink heavily and at $8/drink X 10-15 drinks a day....I will drink more than I paid for the cruise. Save dat $$$$
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>>671735270

You can buy vodka bottles on a cruise, darling.
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Clean out a large shampoo bottle and fill it with alcohol.
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Pour vodka in a mouthwash bottle and dye it the colour to match
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>>671735331
I've been on 4 cruises before. Each time I had a few bottles of Jack in my suitcase and it's never been an issue
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>>671735629
Was about to suggest the same
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>>671734570
Fill toothpaste tubes with the liquids. Or other non-suspicious items.
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>>671735629
This man is smart. And mouthwash fucking contains alcohol so the smell won't be off
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>>671734570
Buy a bunch of "Beverage Can Resealers" off amazon. It will still be cheaper than the watered down shit they sell on the boat.
http://www.amazon. com/Dozenegg-B000V7T1IY-Beverage-Resealer-White/dp/B000V7T1IY
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>>671735620
This. Also consider a large bottle of nail polish remover and/or rubbing alcohol with moonshine
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>>671735439

Call me cheap...but dat price
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>>671735796
It tastes terrible. You will end up pouring it down the drain.
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Get Listerine or mouthwash and refill with clear alchohal and put in food coloring. Then reseal as best as you can
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>>671735439
You dont get them until the last night on the boat.
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>>671735723
They have been stepping up security.
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>>671735936
>$85 for a bottle of SKYY
>has to be imported from across the world to my country
>€17 on order
Yeah fuck those greedy jews, fill up some mouthwash and shit.
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>>671736086
Tastes terrible. I have tried it.
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>>671735936
>They don't have Finlandia
Cucks
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>>671736226
How hard can it be to decently wash a bottle?
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>>671735629
This is how you get people to send you liquor when you are deployed overseas. Just get one of the opaque mouth wash bottles and fill it with your liquor and reseal it.
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>>671736226
>asks for help with a problem
>wants a perfect solution
Im out
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>>671736337
The taste is imbedded in the plastic.
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Dont go on a cruise. What kind of fuckin bullshit is that.
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>>671735620
Confirmed for this working. Brought one with vodka and one with whiskey b
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>>671735629
I know the mouthwash trick, however I'm really trying to get bourbon on board. Strongly prefer darker liquors, but I may do that as well just as a safety.
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They sell empty soda cans that have screw off lids so you can hide shit in them and they are weighted so they feel full
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>>671736532
drink vodka to get buzz on and then order bourbon at the bar.
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>>671736502
Oh fuck off, you just aren't using hot soapy water/
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>>671736506
Don't you want to be king of the world, faggot?
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>>671736532
Isn't there a gold-ish coloured Listerine?
>>671736502
Semi-scientific bullshit.
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>>671736532
Nigga buy the fucking opaque bottles and you can stick whatever you want in it. What are they going to do break the seal and taste test every bottle?
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Congrats OP you're an alcoholic
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>>671736226
you cuck
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>>671736086
this is actually a really good idea

>>671736226
if it tastes terrible you didn't wash out the bottle enough. Put dish soap in the empty bottle fill it up about half way with water and then screw the cap on and shake that bitch like crazy. repeat the process without any more soap until you stop seeing bubbles foam out of the water. That means there is no more soap or Listerine in the bottle.
You're welcome
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http://pages.ebay .com/link/?nav=item.view&id=271101481604&alt=web
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>>671735936
YOOOO

Fuck those jews
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>>671735936
>going on a carnival cruise

OP is poor
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Run that Listerine bottle thru the dishwasher first. Duh.
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>>671735620

Empty out a bottle of Listerine. Poor in a clear alcohol like vodka or gin, add a few drops of food colouring. Done.
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>>671734570
Im going on one on the 18th

Same one?
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OP ive been on about a dozen cruises and have snuck weed, cocaine, and drinks with me each time without a hitch.

There are sandals made by Reef that you can buy with a flask built into them. Have you, and anyone else you can recruit, buy these and wear them while boarding the boat. The guys ar eonly checking bags and havent caught on to checking open aired sandals.
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just wait until you go to mexico or whatever shit hole carnival cruises is taking you 2 and buy a fuck load of cheap alcohol there

ive smuggled tons of shit through the simple security checks of getting back into the ship
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>>671734570
Just upgrade your drink package when you get on the ship. They will try and up sell you anyways. It's low-end liquor, but after the first few......does it really matter?
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>>671737134
>works for reef
>trying to sell his product

nice try
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>>671736769
MFW I forgot they make those
>>671736983
OP is following his college friends for spring break even though he graduated already, I think that is worse than being poor
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one of my friends once snuck in vodka in a tresemme bottle, it tasted like shit even though he tried to clean the bottle
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Dude there's a travel board.

There's a company that sells rum in plastic packets. It's decent. Will fuck you up.
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>>671734570
use fucking plastic bottles you retarded ass?
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>>671737085
nope, Mine is 14th
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>>671737503
vodka tastes like shit anyways bitch.

>drinks alcohol
>complains about the taste

You wanna get drunk or bitch? Pick one faggot
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>>671736003
Remove the toothpaste first, retard.
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>Just buttchug bourbon before you board the ship.
>Poop it out into cabin ice bucket.
>Drink
>Profit!
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>>671737646
What kinda cruise starts on a monday
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DUMB DUMB DUMB FAT FUCKING CHEAP SON OF A BITCH:

HINT: IT WILL BE HOT AND YOU NEED WATER. MOST LIQUOR LOOKS LIKE WATER.


GET IT NIGGER?

OR HE'S ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEAL- FOLLOW CLOSELY: THEY DON'T CHECK YOUR PERSON. A FLASK? EVER HEARD OF ONE?

FUCKING MORON.
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Yo anon, I did this. We left from South Texas and went to Mexico, worked great.

Buy new deodorant. Solid twist style.

Untwist the bar out of the container.

Cut bar in half.

Double bag weed. Insert in bottom of tube, cram that bitch in there

Retwist deodorant bar back onto spiral core.

Put the little plastic thing back on top, put in toiletry bag and play it cool.

The deoderant will help mask the smell.


Protip: If you have a balcony room it's 100% easier to smoke, if you have a friend or fellow smoker that has a balcony room use that.

WARNING Bathrooms have smoke detectors, some cruise ships have enchanced smoke detectors!.

Use safe in room to store weed stuff.

Also, if you desire, take some dryer sheets and a paper towel tube. When you get to your room ,jame the dryer sheets into the end of the tube, take a drag, blow it into the tube. Always use towels to cover door jams, enjoy!
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>>671737837
>Booty bourbon
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>>671737837
zozzeled
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>>671737134
Dude sick tip
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>>671737743
it tasted like conditioner
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If you disembark when you get back on the ship they will take any bottled liquid you have and shake it. Alcohol, when shaken produces a shit ton of little bubbles and water does not. They know what they're looking for, they're not stupid. They will confiscate your bottle and give it back when the cruise is over.
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>>671734570
You can't x-ray a metal can.
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just pour the liquid in a ziplock bag and push the bag in your ass. it wont be a problem for the fag that you are.>>671734570
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>>671734570
google "rum runners"
I have snuck in liquor successfully before, it was easy.
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>>671737903
This could actually work great if I decide to bring Molly with me....granted there are probably easier ways to hide molly since it doesn't smell
>>671737902
re-read first post, no bottles allowed derp, a flask for 5 days? nope
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>>671738256


WHAT FUCKING GHETTO CRUISES YOU GO ON? NO ONE DOES THAT TO ME NIGGER.

I HAD A 32OZ. DRINK FILLED WITH RUM AND NO ONE SAID JACK SHIT EVEN THOUGH I WAS STUMBLING .
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>>671738511


YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU DISEMBARK RIGHT YOU NIGGER?

GO TO THE STORE, BUY CHEAP LIQUOR,FILL UP THE FLASK RINSE AND REPEAT IN EACH TOWN YOU STOP ...FUCKING GOOF
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>>671734570
its easy OP, i did this once when going on a trip to karamja. you go to the island it costs you 30 bucks. you take on a job as banana crate filler. then you drop the alcohol in the crates and take it back with you to the main land. ive done it a shit load of times, works everytiem. i guess it would also work in reverse mode.
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Do you know to hood it?
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>>671738408


THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON.

EVERY SINGLE CRUISE STOPS EVERY DAY IN A NEW PLACE. JUST FUCKING BUY A SMALLER BOTTLE, SHOVE DOWN YOUR PANTS AND WALK THE FUCK IN. THEY BARELY FUCKING CHECK YOU.I CAN WALK IN A FUCKING GERMAN SHEPARD AND THEY WOLD BARELY NOTICE.
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Find someone who knows how to use a tig welder.

Use a syringe to poke two holes, top and bottom, so you can remove the soda. Fill it and use the welder to tack up the holes. Profit.
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>>671739010
Boof it
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>>671734570
3
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idea 3. use a dot of hot glue to steal it. put all the cans back into the 12 pack they came in. if that wont work i dont know what to tell you.
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OP HERE!

Thanks for all the tips so far, but realize that I have done a ton of research on this already and I know all the standard methods.

I want to pull off the ultimate by bringing on 144 ounces of liquor in resealed cans...

So...how to I reseal the cans /b/....you have been challenged, do you accept?
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>>671739070
tig welding aluminum cans...nigga fuck out of her e haha
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>>671739225
Just use a clear piece of duct tape to seal the cans.
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>>671739070
toplel cans are too thin to be welded you fuck, the weld will not hold, and if you put the power up it will melt big holes in the can.
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>>671737967
>Asscohol
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>>671739233
I work in a welding shop. Set your machine to 30 amps and use a foot pedal. It's actually really common.
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>>671737743
Who the fuck chooses between them? First one, then the other.
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>>671738256
Good thing mouthwash foams like crazy you fucking nigger. And good thing you can't see bubbles in a can of Dr Pepper.
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>>671739407
Nope. Have much welding experience? I do.
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>>671739225


YOU FUCKING NIGGER....WHY 144 OZ. YOU FAT AUTISTIC SHUT IN?

JUST DO WHAT I SAID FAT ASS.YES WE HAVE TO WALK BUT FUCK OFF
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>>671734570
How about just buy booze at the bar on board?

Fuck man, alcoholics are so scummy
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>>671739572
i experimented with a shitload of things in school and cans were available in the trash, the paint stinks like shit and the cans go to shit.
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>>671737002
>>671739225
just buy these. ez pz

or make your whole body a big ass flask.

or just put some medical tape on the hole.

or stop being a faggot and figure it out yourself
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LOL.....IT'S LIKE ASKING AN AUTISTIC KID TO DRAW THE EASIEST PATH BETWEEN TWO OBJECTS AND 99% OF THEM DRAW THE MOST COMPLICATED PATH BECAUSE THEY ARE RETARDED
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>>671739698
>paying $75 for a bottle that's normally not even $20
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>>671739698


AND PAY 12 BUCKS A SHOT YOU FUCKING FAT NIGGER IMBECILE?
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>>671739712
It's just pedal control. It's tough when you start out but it's very doable. Welding sheet metal is common.
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>>671739794
you're my favorite
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>>671735331
So you think 12 teeny cans are going to save you money?

And what the shit is up with those things? How could you possibly get "blackout drunk" on those? They're fucking tiny. Here in the UK you would get laughed out of the party for bringing those
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>>671735439
not at those prices, sweetheart
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>>671735936
>$85 for a fifth of cap
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>>671739225
You e been given ample help you fucking yarmulke wearing shitbird.

ITT jewbones asks for help and is flooded in an avalanche of ideas and none are good enough.

Take the info you have here and use it, or fucking, die... No one cares herschel Goldman
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>12 pack of water
>fill water bottles with vodka/gin/other clear booze
>get drunk and people will just assume you're healthy and well hydrated
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>>671739225
Get a bladder bag, fill with bourbon
Fucking idiots.
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>>671739943
ive welded up to 1 mm in school, but cans were not possible, we did not have pedals though. so i dont know about that. if you say it can be done then i can believe you.
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OP, I don't want to seem a dick to you, but you seem really retarded. Or 15. How have you not already thought of half the ideas in this thread?

To prove I'm not a total dick - here's a few ideas.

1) buy and fill an ostomy pouch.
2) buy miniature bottles - the one or two shot/measures size. Or a small hip flask. They're small enough to hide inside spare footwear, a toiletries bag etc.
3) wear briefs or very tight boxers when you board. They're better for stashing small items in.

Tbh, if you can't figure out how to sneak stuff in yourself, you don't deserve to have it on bored.
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>>671740103
12 cans is 4.25 liters of alcohol....or 72 drinks. 72 drinks/5 days = 14.4 drinks per day = a good amount for what I'm trying to accomplish.

Beer in UK sucks btw, jelly of USA beer scene?
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>>671740238


TRUTH IS YOU CAN BUY A 24 OZ. FLAT BOTTLE EACH EMBARK AND EASILY GET IN....THIS GUY IS A FUCKING AUTISTIC JEW
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>>671740240
This.

Also, if you have those soda cans open, get ziplock bags, fill them and put hem in the cut soda cans. No need to resell anything.

If you have some medicine bottles, fill those. Medical devices? Fill them.
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>>671740103
12x33cl= almost 4 litres of booze you fuckhead
That's around 5 bottles of booze.
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>>671739891
Yes, exactly. If you're not poor you should be able to afford it, especially if you just shelled out for the trip in the first place. Why the fuck would you book a party cruise if you're broke?
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>>671739070
>>671739233
>>671739407

It's aluminum. Can't you just solder it?
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>>671740299
Yeah without a pedal it would be really tough. Most machines won't start an arc at low enough amps to do the job without a pedal. I can see how you'd have trouble.

Problem solved op!>>671740751
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>>671739371
this guy
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>>671740705


FUCK YOU NIGGER....I'LL BE DAMNED IF I PAY SOME KIKE 12 BUCKS A SHOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER......IT'S THE PRINCIPLE YOU FAT FUCK SHUT IN
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>>671740751
Maybe? I don't know much about soldering.
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>>671740705
The same reason disgusting alcoholics hide handles of booze in garbage cans. Their addiction makes them sneaky and desperate. I like to drink and all but fuuuuuuuuuck this guy...
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Use a listerine bottle and dye the liquor (assuming its clear) greenish blue
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>>671736196
Oh, well yeah OP follow what this guy is doing, fill up a bottle of mouthwash with vodka.
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>>671740751
Poke a small hole in the bottom, drain out fluid, put in copper BB and solder'her up!
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>>671734570
Take a syringe and at the bottom make a hole
shake them up and the soda will come out, after
that (MAKE SURE ITS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE CAN) anyway get all the loquid out of it fill
syringes with liquor and fill the cans back up
after this, get soldering gun and solder the hole back up, if its non carbanated then you are fin and no one would be the wiser, there problem solved, its a bit lengthy depending on the size
of the needle you use but if its hard alcohol it
will be worth it.
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>>671741086


DRINK YOUR MOMMIES BREAST MILK? ISN'T 11 TOO OLD FOR THAT AUTISTIC FAT FUCK?
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>>671734570
Just buy it on the ship, or when you dock
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mountain-Dew-12oz-Soda-Can-Safe-Hidden-Storage-Secret-Diversion-Stash-BU-145-/161902540963?hash=item25b224b8a3:g:LekAAOSwcBhWUsDH
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>>671741202


LMFAO.....ARE AUTISTIC KIDS REALLY THIS FUCKING RETARDED?
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>>671739225
No, gtfo
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>>671734570
Use hot glue. A dab'l do ya
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>>671734570
I just gave the bag checking dude $50 if he finds it. It works every time. Don't take beer though, take something hard to mix, it will last longer.
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>>671741202
Didn't think of solder, i'll research to make sure it won't poison me but that could work, thanks
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>>671740521
Lol ok pal.

Here's our 12 pumps of award winning ale. Not fizzy american shit, traditional beers that have been around since before your country was born

Also have 50+ bottles of liquor here. Plus a wide selection of german and belgian beers. I love my job. No scrimping for beer for me
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>>671741296
Lol ITT a kid asks how to sneak alcohol on a ship, meanwhile on board he realizes alcohol tastes yucky. Go sell your kidneys in an alley in can in while you're at it you shit eating punk kid
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>>671741409
Do you even know what solder is>?
Ive done this before at bag checks at concerts. then you can walk around drinking it like a soda
and no one knows.
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OP YOU SHOULD GO ON TWITTER AND CONTACT SOME ISIS MEMBERS.PAY THEM MONEY TO SET OFF A BOMB EACH TIME YOU EMBARK THE CRUISE SO THE 90 POUND GUARDS ON THE CRUISE ARE DISTRACTED AND RUN RIGHT IN WITH YOUR 144 OZ. OF LIQUOR.IF THE GUARDS AREN'T DISTRACTED SLIT THEIR THROATS AND BLAME THE ISIS GUYS. ENJOY THE DRINKS.
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>>671741564
>is going to get poisoned by alcohol
>doesnt want to get poisoned from soldering tin.
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>>671734570
Just drill a small hole in the bottom you fucking tard.
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>>671741740
This
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>>671741596
Why does beer come from the ceiling in europe is it because it is not carbonated?
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>>671741829

LOL......HE CAN WALK IN WITH MINI BOTTLES IN HIS SIZE XXXXXL UNDER WEAR YOU DUMB FUCK. THEY DO A SHITTY JOB AT CHECKING YOU FAT FUCK.
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>>671741564
well if you are really worried take a thumbtack
the kind with the plastic handles then ise the spike and seal the hole with it then solder it.
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Op has to be the stupidest fuck to post in at least two hours...
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>>671741977


IT'S A RELIGIOUS THING,
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>>671741977
Haha nah, my bad. I've had a few already.

Although I would fucking love it if it rained beer
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>>671741596
http://www. beeradvocate.com/lists/top/

Doubtful any UK beer even makes the list. You don't make good beer you import it. 12 is a damn small number...there are bars where I live with 50+ on tap....and no I'm not talking Bud Light, that isn't even American anymore
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>>671741596
Ahhhh cask Ales....the best.
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>>671742113


I CAN POINT OUT ABOUT 14 AUTISTIC KIDS ANSWERING HERE WHO WILL GIVE HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY
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>>671734570
jut fill a shampoo and conditioner bottle. big bottles.
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>>671741564
Just dont act sketchy thats the number one thing
about sneaking across borders and oceans, just
act normal, just walk on by.
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http://www.rumrunnerflasks.com/
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>>671741977
Come from the ceiling?
Real English cask ale is served lightly chilled and with only the natural carbonation from the yeast.
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>>671734570
I have taken bottles of liquor on cruises many times. I simply put them in my checked bags hidden under clothes, never had an issues. I take an extra in my carry on just to be sure.
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>>671740521
wait how do you get 14.4 drinks? That's 12 fucking tiny drinks for 5 days. Just suck it up and pay for your drinking on board. You're on a cruise, you're already spending more on your trip than you need to. If it's between paying a little more and having a real drink brought to you poolside vs. sneaking in jerry-rigged cans and hiding behind potted plants to sip cheap booze through a straw like a teenager I say spend the money.
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You literally need to weld it shut
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>>671739572
you can, but it's diffiicult and you can fuck up. He's probably looking to tack on the bottom of the can with a MIG welder. Oxy-acetylene would work best, but that shit leaves residue.
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>>671742681
That's what I said!
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Here you go op... This idea can't fail, and really matches your level of sophistication
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>>671742199
lol I was fucking around. There's one brewery here in Los Angeles that does cask ales and they do a pretty good fucking job. Sick of all the hipster bars full of IPA and shitty flavored fucking beer out here
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>>671740751
inb4 OP kills himself with lead/tin solder
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>>671742216
Man, those are some hipster as fuck beers. The top rated one has fucking maple syrup in it.

How the fuck is that beer? Germans would fucking laugh at you, it's a desert!

Real beer should comply with the german purity law.
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>>671742939
Oxy would heat up the can too much, if you didn't burn through you'd distort the whole can. Tig or mig would be best because you'd only be on it for a second.
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>>671741757
>OP don't realise there is lead free solder
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>>671743172
This guy knows what's up hipsters are the death of good beer
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>>671743180
you could reform the can with another can
wtf am I saying
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http://www.comacgroup. com/beverage-canning-machine

/thread
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>>671743578
Lol I'm not sure.

Sheet metal gets pretty boned when it's got too much heat.
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>>671739225

1. GET GLASS BOTTLES WITH NON-TWIST OFF CAPS.

2. DRINK CONTENTS (ROOT BEER, COLA, ETC)

3. GO TO HOMEBREW STORE AND BUY BOTTLE CAPPER TOOL AND CAPS

4. FILL BOTTLES WITH BOURBON AND RECAP THEM

5. STOP BEING A RETARD

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY HOMEBREW SUPPLIES
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>>671740751
>$85 vodka
>$8500 cancer surgery

Non lead doesn't mean non toxic
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>>671742655
I'm not trying to add liquor to the soda, I am removing the soda and refilling with all liquor. so each can will have 12oz of liquor, for a total of 144oz of liquor.

Getting the soda package on board, carrying a flask with me, mixing drinks everywhere I go. The price of the cruise was $600...I could easily drink another $400-500 that I'm using for my backpacking trip to SEA in June
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>>671737134
They fit less than 2 oz
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>>671743867
this is now a DIY thread
all posts now must relate to DIY
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>>671743980
Wtf you've got a dozen good ideas here, respond to them
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>>671743928
>>671739225

>1. GET GLASS BOTTLES WITH NON-TWIST OFF CAPS.

>2. DRINK CONTENTS (ROOT BEER, COLA, ETC)

>3. GO TO HOMEBREW STORE AND BUY BOTTLE CAPPER TOOL AND CAPS

>4. FILL BOTTLES WITH BOURBON AND RECAP THEM

>5. STOP BEING A RETARD

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY HOMEBREW SUPPLIES
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>>671743980


FUCK OFF KIKE.
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>>671743980

>DON'T USE CANS USE BOTTLES
>STOP BEING A RETARD
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>>671743980

> backpacking trip
> Seattle

Bring wood alcohol, less of it will get you drunk.
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>>671743980
just fucking bring pure ethanol if you are that desperate
you have to show id but they wont give a shit because no one knows what ethanol is
basically 100% alcohol, which you can mix with shitty fruit juices
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>>671743530
Having 9001 obscure microbrewery IPA taps at a bar is required nowadays because hipsters have an innate desire to feel individual, special or in some way ironic. Variety is essential to this and bars make good money because of it so I won't knock it, but it's just a hipster trend. As a general rule IPA's suck ass. It's like the Arabica bean of coffee, it inherently sucks but everybody *else* uses it - so it MUST be good!
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>>671743163
>>671743949
you realize all your pipes are fitted together with soldered right?
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>>671744434


THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE SEEN. IT WILL MOST LIKELY KILL THE OP OR AT LEAST BLIND HIM THEREFORE HE SHOULD DO THIS,
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>>671744381
>methanol
>METHANOL
kek
may cause permanent blindness, liver damage, death, serious injury, stroke, unconsiousness
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>>671743980

LOOK HOW CHEAP THIS IS

http://shop.greatfermentations.com/product/gloria-bottle-capper/beer-bottle-cappers?gclid=CLeZ4JDboMsCFc9ffgodQOgBug#
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>>671744624
Eh?
Pretty sure they use pipe fittings and welding
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>>671744677
ethanol isn't poisonous fucktard
it's basically distilled everclear
it's fine as long as he doens't get denatured alcohol
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long as you use lead free solder you will be fine
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>>671744342
bottles aren't allowed, only cans, as I said in the first post
>>671744381
SEA = Southeast Asia....
>>671735620
will try this
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>>671744697

Shh fuckin whiteknights ;)
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>>671744805

You'd be wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwKdMkkkhqo
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>>671744591
you don't get how the craft beer industry works do you? also not liking ipa's is now more hipster than liking ipa's because they became popular.
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>>671740103
>12 teeny cans

Dude are you fucking retarded?
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>>671744957
> Southeast Asia

Still backpacking
Still gay
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>>671745031
Fair enough.
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>>671744624
i said LEAD/tin solder fucktard
they use brass for pipes
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>>671744805
you might be canadian but it's still probably pipe fittings and soldering
but they are soldered with a torch, not with a soldering iron
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>>671744957

NOT A BOTTLE OF FUCKING LIQUOR, A BOTTLE THAT SEZ DR PEPPER OR SOME SHIT REFILLED AND RE-CAPPED.

FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED
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>>671744853
>ethanol
IT'S A SOLVENT YOU AUTISTIC FAT FUCK. IT'S ALSO A CARCINOGENIC SO FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FAT FUCK.
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>>671744591
Hit the nail on the head.

Give it 5 years and I guarantee you we won't have 50% of the microbreweries that popped up recently. They'll move on to the next trend. At the moment I've noticed a huge increase in the sale of Gin. It's horrible shit but hey, everyone else is drinking it.
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Ipa's aren't inherently bad, you just don't like them. You know they've been popular since the early 1900's right?
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>>671744805
>i have no idea what i'm talking about
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>>671745094
>also not liking ipa's is now more hipster than liking ipa's because they became popular.
What if I always thought they sucked ass?
I know what that makes me, it me right.
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>>671744742
I brew my own beer...already have a bottle capper....bottles aren't allowed...only cans
>>671744434
good idea, maybe I'll try it, can I take it as a shot?
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>>671745304

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol

LEARN TO FUCKING READ
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>>671734570
>need to figure out a way to reseal soda cans
Ask these guys.
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>>671745556
Meh,I'm a welder not a plumber
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>>671745304
water is a solvent too
your point?
ethanol isn't carcinogenic
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>>671734570
Sounds like you're going to an awful lot of effort for a bit of alcohol. Are you an alcoholic?
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>>671745614
it's fine, but tastes like bitter everclear. Bring something to mix it with, like tonic or real root beer
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>>671745180
no, that is wrong. you should feel bad.
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>>671745604
lol not caring makes you the coolest of all

it you right, for sure
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>>671745412
Not the guy you responded to, but

The modern IPA is a bastardisation of true IPA. IPA should be strong as fuck, so that it would keep well on the long passages that English sailors took.

Ive seen everything now. Modern IPAs dont even need to be strong or pale, just slap those three letters on the label and watch them go apeshit for it
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>>671745781
>ethanol isn't carcinogenic


YES IT IS FAT AUTISTIC SHUT IN LOSER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_and_cancer
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buy a beer belly. got one for a friend. works.

thebeerbelly dot com
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>>671745094
There were and still are a few decent ipa's that are at least drinkable. Then it just turned into a pissing contest to see who could make the hoppiest undrinkable beer
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>>671745928
>brass is non-toxic
>brass works well with copper pipes
>brass is cheap
>brass melts well
>brass has great thermal conductivity
why not brass?
i may just be stupid
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>>671745994
Yeah, I knew that stuff.

The modern US ipa's are much more bitter in comparison to the old ones, generally.
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>>671746064
https://en.wikipedia.org/Anon_is_a_Faggot
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>>671741740
this would work
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>>671734570
Don't they have duty free onboard or are you not leaving the country? You can afford to take a cruise but you can't afford the booze?
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>>671746292


STFU AUTOSMO.
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>>671734570
use guise are all dumb justput beer can covers
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>>671737060
Genius!
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haha peski
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>>671745994
>just slap those three letters on the label and watch them go apeshit for it
Truth.
What I've noticed also is that sometimes the absolute worst of them gets a following. I'm not sure how or why this works. A cool tap handle, an interesting label. It must all be in the marketing. It has occurred to me that the shittiest ones are necessary too. You cannot have 5 hipsters in a bar and two of them are drinking the same beer. That would be just wrong. What about their individualism? What about their uniqueness? A shitty beer is a good guarantee that your favorite won't be enjoyed by others, thus letting you have it for yourself!
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>>671746469
he's only allowed to bring 12 cans though, and he wants a lot of buzz
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>>671741078

it's not welding, it's soft welding,aka low temperature,often under 350degree, welding alu has to be around 700-800-900 degree Celsius.

Hard welding is only possible with aluminum.
check out brazing, torch, and braze tools related to it.
it will be fine with a small braze, doesn't cost much, and has a flame with temperature up to 1200 degree Celsius. But it's not easy to weld 0.2mm alumium, especially to make it invisible enought.

(btw, fuck Fahrenheit)
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>>671745839
I would say borderline
>>671745924
perfect thanks
>>671746074
I'll look into it, thanks.
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>>671745149
Say's the fat ass that probably can't lift his weight off his mother's old couch she let him take when he moved into the basement.
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>>671746733
that would just set the alcohol on fire if it's >80 proof
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>>671746133
I dont think its cheaper, it may by harder to work with. idk, all the plumbing I've done and all the job sites I've been on, I have never seen anyone use it.

they mostly use plastic PEX these days.
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>>671746787
the beer belly is 25 bux on amazon

or buy the empty shampoo bottles on there. like 12 bux
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>>671737487
MFW you have no face
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>>671746469
Thats why there are people who get shit done and 90% who wonder how that person cheated
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>>671746733
How are you defining "hard welding"?
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>>671747200
oh. I've used brass on hot water pipes. As in very hot, like 200 farenheit so i may just be that. I was fixing radiator pipes in my cheap-ass junker
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>>671747288
MIG, TIG, oxy-acetylene and hotter probably
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It's aluminum. Just have a welder TIG it, fuckwit.
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>going thru all this work to smuggle in small amount of alcohol in cans that could be easily checked for welds/tampering, can also be punctured since aluminium is thin

My uncle thought of this and used it on a Caribbean cruise a few years ago.

buy a camelbak (pic related, cheapest price with most capacity)

fill with alcoholic beverage of choice

double bag or duc-tape seal/protect ziploc bags full of other drinks to store in the storage pouch

or shell out the extra 35 bucks to buy another reservoir and fill it and store it next to the one in the camelbak

if you fear they will do a taste test, fill the suck tube with water and fill reservoir with alcohol.

If your alcohol isn't clear (whiskey, spiced rum, JD, etc), fill with similar colored iced tea and keep an extra can of the stuff in the bag as well to keep up with appearances. My uncle used a tall can of Arizona iced tea, but in his case he had a screw in false bottom like

>>671737002

in which he stored some aged Hennessy. He got lucky with that one, because on his next cruise last year he had two AIT cans in which they got suspicious of after seeing the brown liquid in the suck tube, checked the bag, checked the cans for visible welds (which they do check for now, so OP you're fucked if you decide to do this) and determined that it was safe to bring aboard (he kept the false bottom can in his luggage).

So yeah, OP, spend some money, get something inconspicuous looking, and have a good time on your cruise.
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>>671746469
this
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Fill a catheter with alcohol and wear it in
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>>671747458
it would leave residue and TIG is overkill. Maybe MIG
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>>671747441
You can use all those processes with steel, not just aluminum.
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>>671747379
I could see that. it makes sense.
I've seen a plumber use the PEX to a radiator. So everything is going that way.
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>>671739225
Hmmm, I wonder if you'd use garden hoses or something similar, tape it to your body, how much could you possibly smuggle? I guess it would depend on hose/tube, your size and clothing, but maybe you should do the math.
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>>671747617
Tig is the lowest impact option, less than mig.
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>>671735936
85 for a fifth of absolut lmao
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>>671747649
is there a way to spot weld two can halves together though? like fitting the electrodes through a hole? IDK
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>>671747813
maybe i just suck at TIG
>working on weld samples on a 4x16in plate
>look perfect
>all the beads lined up
>try tig
>splotches everywhere
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>>671734570
fill the can up with liquor and but a bead of hot glue on the brim then press the top on the bead.

try the syringe trick and put a piece of tape on the inside to prevent leakage

empty out a shampoo bottle?

use a water bottle for clear booze?
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>ITT: Alcoholism
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>>671747857
You wouldn't have to cut the can in half though, just two tiny holes (one for syringe and one to equalize pressure), hit it with a tig torch and a dab of filler wire.
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>>671747584
Taste test, wtf?
Like some port official is just going to drink a mysterious unlabelled liquid?
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>>671747584
Good advice, thanks. I didn't realize they would actually check the cans, I was just trying to find a way in case they did. I'm going to re-glue the cardboard box closed and hope they don't even want to open it.
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>>671748033
It's tough, I'm not awesome at it either but it can definitely be done
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>>671736532
Aftershave bottles dude, in fact, any kind of toiletries that go in a bottle. Shower gel, shampoo, you know the drill.
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>>671747612
This.
Combined with all of the other ideas in this thread, including the camelbak .. OP should be able to bring in at least 3 gallons of 80 proof. And OP, being the faggot that he is, is still trying to figure out a way to TIG weld and superglue pepsi cans.
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>>671748033
I tig aluminum cans often for practice. It's not that hard, I just set the welder on 27 amps and run it
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>>671734570
Or fill some Shampoo bottle with alchohol
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>>671748182
you could probably just use hot glue or superglue then
just have to buff up the surface so it holds
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>>671735331
>lavish cruise vacation
>I need to save money

Kill yourself, douching sherry up your rectum should do the trick
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>>671747288
'sorry forgot to clarify: hard welding is OVER 400 degree Celsius, Google can tell more than me. Maybe 500, I am not sure.

it has to be over 800 degree to fully bond the materals together, so it'll be impossible to "desolder" it, to revert the progress. Brazing is using a softer metal with lower melting temperature, usually at steel. One can use brass, zink or silver. Lead was uses for many years ago, as a filler, smoothing and bonding material.
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>>671748033
I tig aluminum cans often for practice. It's not that hard, I just set the welder on 27 amps and run
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>>671748391
I go to a technical school and we have no aluminum to practice on and even fewer TIG rods
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Get a loaf of gluten free bread, put bottle of vodka inside?

>???
>Profit
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>>671734570
fill water bottles up with clear alcohol
/thread
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>>671748651
Make palm wine like the tribes of the lower Niger
>get palm sap
>put in bucket
>ferments in 4 hours
>profit
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>>671735936
Empty a bottle of mouth wash
Find any clear drink
put green or blue food coloring
boom mind blown
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>>671748125

Wrong.
ITT: Welding
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>>671740525
You seem like the autistic one. Is your caps lock broken or something?
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>>671745180
>Hurr Durr I'm not that retarded
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>>671748757
no bottles allowed, only a 12-pack of cans
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>>671734570

why not just buy powdered alcohol and add water to it when you get on the boat?
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Brown listerine bottles and whiskey.
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>>671748530
400 cel isn't even 1000 degrees. Welding temps are usually 4 or 5 times that.
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>>671747759
Hadn't thought of anything like this. I assumed they checked your body pretty well but if there is no body scanner then I guess this could work.
>>671748115
I like the first idea. If I use the syringe I won't cut the top off though, just to save having 2 seals to fix. Thanks
>>671748182
I appreciate all the welding advice everyone but honestly I have to say my access to a welder is limited (as in I don't have any access at all) and that sounds like a lot more work that I'm willing to put in.
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>>671749006
Finally, a smart man.
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>>671748186

the whole point is to sell that it's not alcohol, so don't have it in your mouth when going thru the port authority. If they ask what it is, say it's water/tea and literally offer them. Don't be overbearing, just act like you want to get on with the cruise.

If they actually accept to smell or test, drink some in front of them (they then smell your breath for alcohol) or pour it in a cup if they offer.

>>671748290

They started checking cans last year after some idiot made his weld spots look too obvious. Hence why they only let you bring a set amount on board.
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>>671749006
there is no such thing as dried alcohol.
what you are talking about is the dried beer crap
he wants hard alcohol
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Yfw cruises are the testing grounds for airport security...keep zipping up those loopholes, faggots.
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Just use a plastic bottle and add food coloring.
Or any other kind of resealable container that's not see through.
Goddamn you're stupid.
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>>671748532
Yeah because you set the amps you fucking retard
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>>671734694
Op is a fag and is going on a gay cruise. That is all.
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>>671749325
do you want a martini?
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>>671749232
yfw making up stupid bullshit that doesn't make sense only works on tumblr
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http://www.pocketshot.com
tape these to your body
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when there are some just get like black-ish softdrinks
get the bottle in the freezer then pour some boiling hot water on the cap
now you should be able to take the cap off
without breaking the sealing then get your booze as dark as the softdrink with foodcolour
now reseal that shit (warm the cap freeze the bottle)
now you´re good to go
vodka is easier we got 2 six pack of 1,5l wodka bottles in ship
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>>671748981
Get a fake cast for your leg, claim you broke it or some shit, make it big and hid booze in it (bottles, bags, whatever). Also get a cane, one of these metal ones, I bet my ass they're hollow inside.

Another idea: taxidermy. get a hollow dog, claim you're a fucking autist and this was your therapy dog, stuff it with booze.
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>>671749447
Shaken not stirred my good man.
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>>671737967
>>671739463
>le reddit
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That's how they get it to deployed soldiers.
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>>671748474
a $600 cruise is hardly a lavish vacation lmao...

Let me guess, you go to the store and say "Sir, I see that this is on sale but I would like to pay full price please". Nothing wrong with saving money

>>671749006
Where can I even buy it? Pretty sure it's not mainstream where I live yet
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>>671734570
>>671749605
should work OP
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>>671749078

your'e reading it wrong, I said OVER 400-500 degree Celsius, earlier 800degree C.

> Welding temps are usually 4 or 5 times that.

I don't dispute that.
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>>671749447
No, I'll have the Glorious Hopcesspool IPA. The one with the retro label.
You single?
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>>671749519
>body scan
>sees containers on body
>"We need to search you."
>takes off your shirt
>20 unlabeled containers of clear fluid
>man22getsshottodeathbycop.jpg
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>>671749497
>doesn't make sense
>where can we instill security checkpoints in a less dangerous environment than the air where people will be highly motivated to smuggle things

You make no sense.
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>>671738378
Yes, you can. The aluminium skin is as thin as shit. Xrays go right through and you can see if there's anything hidden in there.
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>>671749637

if you're injured now they require a physician to sign off on any travel, so you'd need a doctors note to pass. Also they'd find it strange that you came in with a cast and left without one.
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>>671734570
Pinch a hole at the bottom....empty can.....upside down....refilll....dry the hole with tissue and use silicon to seal it
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>>671747227
kek
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>>671749995
maybe instead of silicone, something cheap like oil clay
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>>671749743
I go to the store and pay what they ask. Like if you were to go on a cruise, and follow their rules, dumbass
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>>671734570
This honestly might be the dumbest, most illogical, most nonsensical post I have ever seen on /b/.
Congratulations OP. You are the faggot overlord.
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>>671749743
>nothing wrong with being a Jew

I heartily disagree
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>>671749977
>if you're injured now they require a physician to sign off on any travel
Fake it, it's not like a broken leg is something special and they will call the doctor.
>Also they'd find it strange that you came in with a cast and left without one.
It's a cruise, not a FBI honeypot. They don't have file with your appearance, behavior, preferences and shit. Hundreds walk on that ship that day, so one is wearing a cast, who cares?
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>>671738256
Alcohol probably isn't their priority when going into international waters
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>>671750232

>this guy buys music from itunes

>this guy buys music

>buying

>music
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>>671749977
Who gives a fuck if you don't have a cast after a week long cruise. What are they gonna do, not let you off the boat? lol
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hey >>671739233

>>671739471 speaks truth, you can do it. The fat ends are easiest.

I think just popping a little hole in the bottom and letting the soda piss out, then filling back up with bourbon using a hypo needle and a syphon tube should do it. Seal with silver metalset epoxy to keep the goods in. Practice first.

Or; maximise your payload density, empty a bottle of rubbing alcohol and refill with overproof rum.
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>>671750397
>I have no useful argument. I hope my baseless insinuation riles him up.
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>>671750604
>"Sir, why are you bringing 4.5 liters of rubbing alcohol on board?"
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>>671740751
You can't solder aluminium.

Well yes, you can, but you have to nickel plate it first then solder to the nickel. Don't put nickel plating solution in your drinks.
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>>671750604
TIG welding is not an option though. I know us welders are jizzing over the fact that we get to talk about welding, but OP cannot get someone to weld it.
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Just go for the high score OP. Put alcohol in every luggage orfice you can find.
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Here's an idea, drive and Uber for a few days and raise enough money to fuel you alcohol consumption on the boat. How much do you need? $400 bucks? You an probably
Get that together over the weekend
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>>671750834
you just have to fill a hole though. You could just buff it, solder it, and hope for the best
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>>671750869
You're right, I don't think op knows his ass from a hole in the ground
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>>671750987
doing work is not a solution
except for all the solutions involving welding and brazing and epoxy and arts and crafts
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>build cuckoo clock
>large one
>hide booze in it
>they want to check on it
>say no, this is against your religious believes and it's not a bomb
>get arrested
>say you're a German muslim
>liberal media comes to help
>get invited to the white house
>get free booze there and forget about the cruise
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>>671750737
"gotta do a whole lot of rubbing!"
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>>671750869
maybe we can seal up OPs cans with our white hot jizz.
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>>671750987
Just do something intelligent instead of being a faggot?
Where do you think we are.
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>>671750931
even with 0.001% success rate, if he gets 100000 bottles in a bag, one might get through!
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>>671751036
nah. It just won't stick to aluminium. it'll sit there in a blob. Molten solder has a lot of surface tension.
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>>671749743
1. Buy maltodextrin
2. Add alcohol
3. ???
4. Profit
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>>671749291
Kill yourself faggot.
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>Buy a couple of beer kegs
>Fill em up with your desired fluids
>Carry them past security on your shoulders
>Get stopped and asked "Gee, what's in here lad"
>Stare down the wannabe TSA Nigger

Oh, Nothin M8, I just like to stick things up my shitter.
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>>671751402
Do you think OP is smart or something? He isn't gonna suck your cock even if you help him fag.
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>>671750387

They don't call the doctor, your doctor calls them beforehand to give you a pass. You are on a list of "permissible injured travelers" so that if they see someone going on board with such a thing as a cast, brace, etc, they are healthy enough to not keel over and die (or injure themselves further) and cause a huge lawsuit. It's called covering their asses.

Also, you will be venturing in international waters. Leaving/entering the waters your country patrols/protects is kind of a big deal, hence why the feds control the port authority where cruise ships come and leave from.

>>671750411

If you want a cast big enough to hide enough alcohol to be worth it, it will be noticeable as fuck. And if it's big enough to be noticed, your "doctor" isn't going to let you be put on that list i mentioned above.
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>>671751203
kekles
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>>671750987
It's not the money it's the premise of being raped that badly for alcohol. Why overpay when you don't have to? If I really wanted to work for an extra $400 there are much better things I can spend it on than over priced booze
>>671750604
I agree that seems like my best option

I will post results when I find the best way to reseal the cans, and trust me I will find a way, if nothing else just to piss off /b/
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>>671751312
we need shops that just do repairs for cheap
I don't get why these don't exist
A job likes this takes more time to set up than to do
I could do this 12 hours a day at $5 a job, $20 for big jobs like putting thngs back together
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>>671751203
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