/b/
What's the size of your penis?
Do you want it bigger?
Does your partner ever talk about it?
>>671715979
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
i wish i had one
>>671715979
no lie: its to big for my gf in certain positions
>>671716235
I've had a girl ask me out via anonymous texts and she meant it.
She was a huge slut and I could have gotten sex, but, I have standards.
One day anon, things will get better you just gotta get the right girl
6.1 inches on a good day, that's me pushing the extra fat around it away.
>>671715979
From experience... i have a nearly 7 incher and my partners always say its a big size etc but i know they are just telling me shit i want to hear not that its actually true. In the end of the day you cant do anything about it so just stop giving a fuck. I work all day while my gf earns quarter what i earn. 2bh considering i bring home all the cash i dont really care about anything else as anything at home not related to money is her job to impress.
>>671715979
7.2"
Nope
Always, she's a 5 foot skinny Taiwanese and talks almost every time about it when sex, especially when she puts both hands around it and says "I need three hands"..
My ego has grown like crazy.
>>671716624
>my parents keep telling me it's a big size
The fuck
You talk to your parents about your dick or something?
You show em?
Do you want it bigger ?
> implying no one would say yes
>>671716235
same
>>671715979
18cm
YES
I have no partner
>>671715979
14cm
partner???
>>671715979
>What's the size of your penis?
its big enough.
>Do you want it bigger?
no.
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
i dont have any.
the thing is that there is way more muscle action in a vagina than in a penis, also the vagina adapts to penis size. its time start talking about vagina size rather than about penis size. there is WAY MORE to be done about vagina size and tightness than penis size.
>>671716863
Partners you dyslexic fuck
>>671716922
same b/ro.. same..
>>671717165
Fucking lol
like 6 to 6 1/2 inches. an extra inch would be alright.
I'm 5 inches I know I can't satisfy her so I let her get some on the side
>>671715979
how big is this penis?
>>671716541
no it won't.. i have given up. i'm just waiting till i live alone to kill myself
noone ever loved me and none will. there might have been girls that might have "liked me" in kind of a crush way, but i was stupid to not take advantage.
anyway, even if i had reach a relationship anyway it would probably never gone too far, since i am a total anti-social person.
it's hard when you are so desperate for something so simple and can't get it.
all i ever wanted was to be loved and form a family that i could be proud of. why can't i do it?!
>>671717667
Looks about 5.5/14.5cm
>>671717526
the most pathetic thing I've read this month
21cm
>>671715979
7.6 Inches last time I measured (about 4 days ago)
Never had any complaints.
About 18cm, not sure what that is in amerifag.
Been told by sluts (my favourite type) that it's bigger than average without being gigantic, but that's probably what they tell all the undersized boys.
>>671717814
fuck you it's good for the both of us, sometimes I even cook them really nice dinners too
i don't fucking remember
iirc something like 5 inches
don't really care how long it is cuz i don't give the dick i take the dick
>>671715979
6.5" and my boyfriend loves it
>>671717897
You can do this with your 21cm benis :c
Honestly I don't know, because I barely slept with any guys (actual fag here) and when I do, they tell me it's big and bend over
It's not like I compare sizes, and while I'm always bigger then them, it doesn't look that big to me
>>671715979
everybody talks about size this size that.
I want my fucking dick to listen to me, how about that?
>>671718050
Nah, you're 7.08 inches, good size anon, wouldn't worry at all about it
>>671717753
Anon, I'm sure you'll find a girl who likes you enough to ask you out. Trust me. Do you ever see those people at Wal-Mart who are fat and ugly with kids. Someone had to love those people. One day, that love will find you.
If it doesn't. Who cares man, being single is awesome you get to live out all your sexual fantasies without being judged.
Plus, more money in your pockets.
Don't kill yourself, it's not worth the trouble for some ass.
>21cm
>no
>i had once a gf who talked with her best friend about my dick. once in a while i catch her watching at my crotch
>>671716854
>Always, she's a 5 foot skinny Taiwanese and talks almost every time about it when sex, especially when she puts both hands around it and says "I need three hands"..
Tell me you're being ironic... otherwise this is one of the most depressing fantasies I've ever seen on /b/, you neckbeard
>>671715979
6.9" (17 cm) does the trick. Is a bit too big simetimes.
>>671715979
6inch as an honest measurement no pushing it in
6.5 if I had a girl here
5inch girth
never had any complaints, I sent a girl a pic today and she said it might be too big to do anal compared to what she's used to but she wants to try anyway
>>671715979
22cm here, yeah im prolly a bit over averge, at least that is what most people tell me
>>671715979
>>671718347
What could possibly be ironic about it?
I have a 5 feet Taiwanese wife, her hands are small, she could fit three hands around my dick.
It's pretty awesome.
>>671718689
Let's see the pic anon? 5 inches in width is kinda think of thin m8
>>671718762
8.6 inches
Damn son.
7 inches
Measured it for the first time since I was 16 the other day and was pleasantly supprised
16 centimeters / 6,3 inches.
My girlfriend almost cant take it but I would like 2 more centimeters.
Almost 7.5
>>671718816
OP here, I am a proud father of some frogpenis today
Barely 5 inches, I wish it was thicker more than anything though.
Also I'm a kissless virgin
>>671715979
5,9" but I fuck my girl hard til her legs shake and she squirts. I don't care if its average it works. But i would enjoy an extra inch... he's cubby tho
6.6in
A bit more girth would be awesome
>>671716868
There are some people who would say no
6.1 Inches here
>>671715979
Depending on how aroused I am, between 6" and 6 1/2" long and what I think is probably average girth. Almost nonexistent when flaccid.
I would like it to be bigger. I have always felt that I have a disproportionately small penis, probably due to small size when flaccid.
My wife says something about it almost every time we have sex, and has since we started hooking up. She disagrees with me that it's too small, and says that it's too much sometimes as it is, and that I stab her in the guts.
>>671719327
I knew I wasn't the only one
8 inches average thickness. Bout 3 fingers wide.
do you guys ever look at your dick and just think fuck it looks small when looking down at it? When fully barred up im pretty close to 7" and pretty thick and I seriously look at it and think its small even when tape measures cant lie
Am I alone on this one /b/ro's?
7.5 inches goes close to 8 if i havent fapped in a week.
Partners have never said anything but good things about it.
Im content
>>671720281
All the time.
Small cock here.
It's what's on the inside that counts.
Right?
>>671720281
Right there with you.
>>671718816
kek
>>671715979
1.2 yards
>>671720626
Exactly.
Her insides.
>>671718262
first of all, thank you for your response.
unfortunately, like i said i'm a total anti-social idiot, i hardly go outside, right now i'm working just so i pretend i care and keep a low profile. i will have enough money to last me some time if i live alone and after some time i will kill myself. don't worry, i won't commit some mass murder or even get the floor dirty with my blood.
about my wish to raise a family.. it's a paradox. no "normal" girl would ever love me. and if she isn't normal i wouldn't love her.
but again thank you for your response. this is why i love 4chan. nobody knows nobody, everyone can be bad to everyone. but somehow i get the most heart warming responses here.
the least i can do is to stream myself when i kill me. will take some time (years maybe) but it will happen /b/ i promise.
>>671717318
Baited.
>>671718178
Wow, how did you know? Are you my 21cm benis brother?
>>671715979
15 cm
Pretty normal right ?
>>671715979
7 inches ish and yes he does all the time. He says its "cute" because his is like 9 inch and WAY thicker.
Seriously. What a faggot.
>>671716366
My dick is an average 6.2" (6.7" bonepressed), 5.1" girth and that's even too big for my gf in several positions.
All depends on how the girl is built (and what she's used to)
Also, every guy lies about his size. I've had sex with 6 non-virgins, and every single one of them told me my dick is "so big".
No it's not, it's very average, but since everyone lies about it being bigger it just seemed like that.
>>671721068
kek
>>671720281
Its a thing with perception at elevated heights, look it up.
I a very small dong. But i a fucka like a ranimal. A very small harda jabs
>>671721157
Anon, don't do it.
>>671715979
>What's the size of your penis?
6.2-6.7" depends how you measure it
>Do you want it bigger?
Of course, like every guy.One more inch would be nice, then I can suck and fuck myself as well
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
No, only during sex she says it's too deep in a lot of positions, but then again, her vaginal is pretty short, and so cervix closer than average.
5.8"-6"
The more excited i am the bigger it is. If that makes sense. My wife loves it. She said its the biggest she had only fucked 1 other guy. Sucked a few more tho. She has a IUD birth controll in and i can feel it when i bottom out. I dont think im very big but she likes it.
>>671715979
>partner
HA!
>>671721447
>>671715979
7 inches yes I wish it was bigger
>>671715979
11 inches.
I only measure my functional length (eg starting from my asshole)
>>671722266
why can't i have met you in real life? why do i have to suffer with people i hate around me? why all the people that is nice to me isn't reachable?
i hate my life!
i don't believe in god, reincarnation or any of that stuff, but if you do please pray for me because only a miracle can save me.
anyways, thank you for your time again.
>>671723073
So 3 inches?
>>671723073
I love you for saying this.
>>671716863
lern2reed
6 inches
Happy with it. Never had any complaints.
About 8". It's not massive by any means but it does the job.
I was literally about 26 years old by the time I realized this was above average.
My wife thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. A few weeks ago we were sitting around drinking with one of her friends and she made me show it off.
>>671723744
go on.
>>671715979
Very shy of 6" or right on 6". I've got a 6" girth though.
I'd like another inch...
I have never had a partner, and probably never will /wrist
This is the deepest thread I've ever seen on /b?
7x5 checkin in
Pretty sure we would all be ok if our cocks were bigger
My finacee doesn't like having sex more then a couple days in a row because she said she gets sore. And I believer her. One time on vacation we fucked for 2 hours and she ended up having a slight tear. Went to the doctors a few days after I couldn't even put the head in without here crying. Mostly I wish I had more girth though.
Mine is just a tad longer than my iPhone 6 Plus which is 6.2 inches according to Apple. So I figure it's probably about 6.5 inches. I have never had any complaints. I did have a few issues with the girth though. Several women complained it was too thick.
>>671721746
You do realize 5.1" is the USA avg (assuming you are from America) so yea that actually sounds more than avg.
>>671715979
my penis is small and I hate it.
That being said my girl doesn't complain and i've had a lot of sexual partners that say the size doesn't matter.
It;s probably because I focus on foreplay and eat a bitch like its tahnksgiving
>>671721157
Stop talking like that, anon. The dry spell is going to end one day. Just focus on improving yourself: lift, read, go out and socialize once in a while. Stop feeling sorry for yourself because people pick up on that negative energy. You'll make it, my mang.
>>671723906
It didn't go anywhere, but the dick was diamonds in seconds.
Something about me watching her stare at
1) 17.9cm long, thick
2) Just need to lose a bit of lower body weight instead of sitting here all day cause my thighs push my balls forward which make my dick show through ever pair of pants...
3) "IM CUMMING"
6.5 long 6 girth
Maybe I would make it 7 long
Never had a partner
>>671715979
Little more than 6 inches here. Partner of 3 years complains it is still too big. At first I thought she did this to make me feel like I was super big, but she is being serious. I would of course want it bigger, maybe 8 inches total would be cool.
>>671718095
Ew gay
I'm 7.4" in length, I'm quite happy with it, could be a bit thicker but oh well, I've only had one partner and am still with her so she can't say it's the biggest she's had, rip ego. But who cares. She cums like 5 times before I finish, every time
>5.5"
>Would like bigger
>Gf mentions it but in good ways
My gf has a really tight pussy and even though I'm average at best I can still make her cum pretty easily. Honestly I used to have shit sex, then I forced myself to learn to control my organs and now I have great sex. Learn to eat pussy, finger, and not cum in 2 minutes and dick size becomes a non-issue (unless you're with a whore).
16cm, I always think it's too small
>>671715979
4", do I ever talk about it, lol.
Like I'd ever let any other person ever see it and have a chance to talk about it
>>671725055
Nahh that's a good size /b/ro
Everyone go on pegym forum. Find jp90s newbie workout. Gain an inch of length and a half inch of girth in 90 days.
You are welcome.
Are you taking measures bone pressed or not?
I mean, normal bone press, not that you stab the ruler into your belly to get half of a inch more.
>>671724024
How tiny is your girl?
>>671724918
You know when you "finger" a girl, your hands don't have to actually make contact with her pussy
>7.5 inch long
>5.6 inch girth
>do you want it bigger
No not really
>does your partner ever talk about it
not openly to other people but yes, she has talked about thr size for obvious reasons. If we havent had sex for a week or so from like period or being away from eachother her vag tears if i go too rough or even on insertion. Shes wet and we use lube and this still happens.
Also condoms are impossible because none fit. Not even magnum. That shit is small.
Overall its fun to have a big cock but like it can be annoying.
3 in when soft and 6 when hard, wish I could be 6 when soft and at least up to 8 when hard
I'm 6'6"
But only 6.5 inches so Id say it's small
>>671725272
Talks about it cuz only showed her when hard
>What's the size of your penis?
17cm
>Do you want it bigger?
At least 2 more cms.
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
She never talks about, i think that my size is enough for her, she's really small, just 142cm.
I have about 6.5 inches anybody else ever suck there own cock when I was younger I was able to get it like half way down now sadly I can't even reach
5.5 lenght
5 girth
I've only been with the one girl for 3 years now and shes only been with me It small enough i dont hit her womb and long enough i can hit her g spot
But i cant lie id like another half inch/inch
>>671715979
17 cm but when i honestly measure it i can't believe it is really that long
23cm, I would like it bigger but I know it's great like this. Fuckbuddy does talk about it a lot.
>>671723128
You've literally described me and infact I thought it was I who posted your original post... I'm going through the same exact thing as you are. I can safely say that even know things are shit, suicide won't help what so ever. A. Someone will get hit by your loss, why put them through that B. There are people out there who care for you C. Regardless of religious beliefs, killing your self will undoubtedly put you in a far worse spot than if you died normally. I wish I could give you relationship advice, I truly do, but alas I cannot for I am in the same boat as you. Just try and think positive. Keep your head up, and take it one day at a time. Things cannot stay shit.
>>671725140
Jelqing, stretching and hanging can do wonders. What if I told you you could have an average size dick in about a year? The info is out there, read about it!
6 inches
Thick girth
>>671715979
> 6 inches
> yes
> no partner cause lonely fag
>>671725552
Does that work on regular size dicks too?
>>671725251
5'2 130lbs
Never been able to do Anal we have tried a lot too
5x7
Wouldn't mind a bit more girth but it's okay.
My gf likes it. Ive never had any complaints, some girls have called it big.
>>671725465
I get that feeling as well, I look at mine and think it's 6" and then realise with a ruler that I'm 7.4"
>>671715979
>17cm
>nah it´s fine
>implying that I have one
6,3"
Is small ?
>>671725710
Clarification, 7 inches long, 5 inch girth.
Standard 5 inches, 6 if I didn't have a bit of fat enveloping the base.
Girth is around 1.5 inches.
Either way, I'm happy with what I have.
>>671725674
It ruins the ligaments in you dick that makes it stand up and you risk not being able to "stand and present" as a result.
don't know
don't really care
it works well for her
>>671725732
I know what you mean i would estimate it on 10 cm but its 17 i Just cant believe it. I thought maybe because in porn they look so giant
>>671725960
scratch that, just checked again. 3 inch girth.
>>671725552
This statement sounds oddly familiar
8 inch here
>>671725674
I had a 6, now I got 7
>>671726069
Yea porn fucks with how you view dick size
kek there is no way there are so many anons above the average and only a few saying they are below it. yr all liars.
>>671726131
these "this x son of a bitch is ..." always get me
>>671715979
5,5 but girthy
Some girls have called it "cute", which basically kills my confidence.
>>671726451
Feelsbadman
Is 15cm (6 inches for amerifats) good for a woman?
>>671725684
You are thinking of the surgery. I gained an inch in length and still stand at 3 o clock
>>671725827
Oh cool I used to be that big when I was 14
Kinda sucks
>>671726069
Don't forget how an average anon thinks when he sees porn cocks!
>>671726589
A FAT WHORE? NO
A REGULAR CHICK. YES.
>>671726589
Yea it's a good size, but it just depends on the woman and how many people she has been with, don't worry about that size, as long as it looks good
>tfw no partner
>>671725827
Do you fags measure from the base really?
>>671715979
A girl once told me I have the second biggest penis she has ever seen. And was the best fuck she'd ever had. And this girl has seen a lot. I feel like if she was lieing shed have said it was the biggest. But who knows. She was a slut. Another girl, my girlfriends friend, whom I had a threesome with, said when she first saw it, she was frightened to wouldn't fit. My girlfriend also says its massive and the perfect size but she is inevitably biased.
when my gf measured it I think it was 8.3inches if you were interested. And no I wouldn't want it bigger
I'm 5.5 inches and a virgin.
17 cm. Im happy with it, Lol.
1. 2 inches
2. IDK
3. No partner
>>671724235
i realized long ago that i am not "normal" i don't like what most people like. when i talk i notice the other person smile going away over the time of the conversation. i still can't pinpoint the exact reason, but i think it's a lot of factors. my voice, my face, my likes and tastes...
in the end after more then 20 years of people giving me weird looks and very few positive comments (like yours) made me who i am. the few positive comments were just that. comments no action.
when you have someone by your side saying "don't worry someone will like you" and that same person just want to get out of there and get away from you... it hurts
sorry if i made you sad, hope you have a great day.
>>671726973
Coincidence? I'm 6 and still a virgin
Women are only interested in big dicks man, feels bad
6" white AMERICAN penis
Girlfriend and I fuck multiple times a day.
She enjoys it more than I do sometimes.
>>671727188
crack whores don't care about size
>>671727121
probably because you're a selfish control-freak living in your own little bubble with no ability to have a real stimulating conversation
Does anyone else's dick vary in size when hard? I can have a 3.5" hard dick but if I keep focusing on my dick I can get it to 6.2" long.
>>671723128
Hey anon dont know it you gonna read this but if you wanna talk about something just add me in kik vor steam.
But anon pls dont do it....
Kik id: 5KiloSauerkraut
Steam id: Endoplasmatisches Retikulum
Just under 6 inches hard. The down curve always fucked me up when trying to get a precise measurement.
Wish it was around 6.5 at least but I'm cool with the length. I've been told I have good girth too and that's what counts.
Flaccid it's a decent enough showing. I'd have no problem going to a nude beach or something like that. Seems like fun.
>>671726969
so many lies in one bait post.
>>671723128
jesus fucking christ just kill yourself already nobody cares.
>>671715979
>What's the size of your penis?
7.1"
>Do you want it bigger?
No
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
My gf has said it's big, and she likes when I hit her cervix. She's into that.
>>671727342
And I don't care about crack whores. I'd rather be a virgin forever than fiddled with disease
>>671725140
I've sucked 4 inch dicks and I like it.
6.9"
7in 6in thick and she loves it
about 17cm, the average in here is 13-14cm so it's nice
>>671716235
>i wish i had one
A penis?
>>671727663
My gf is the same with her cervix
>>671727559
Literally nothing I said is an embellishment. But whatever, believe what you want
>>671727766
but you get my point. Lower you standards and play in your own league, you'll be married in 9 months.
>>671728010
I know that feeling xD not shittibg on everyone's confidence but being bigger than average is pretty great
>>671715979
my dick is 6.2 bone pressed and 6 normal, its 5.5 inches in girth and i could not be more happy with it.
ive been told by every girl ive slept with its the perfect size.
>>671715979
16 cm long 13-13,5 thick. if i could model it id add +2 on each but im still fine with this cock. Nope she is fine. But when you are not born with fat cock the woman actually got to make a little more effort for her own comfort.
>>671724024
I've had the same problem with soreness, lube helps. I have a double-wide dick though, so I double up on the hole stretching. My issue is sensitivity, large glans means larger sensitive area, sex feels too good almost all the time (cut because USA, so glans fully exposed all the time - sometimes I leak pre inside of my shorts because of nonsexual rubbing.). Can fuck for 30 minutes tops, then I have to take a 5 minute recovery period. Jacuzzis help for some reason (can fuck in those things for hours.)
Just measured.
7 3/8 inch in length
5 3/4 inch girth(circumference)
Don't mind the black shit on my balls. Healing stitches.
>>671716366
same as this guy, actually the more I get experience the more I think length doesn't matter, what's really important is to communicate with your partner and foreplay, remember this guys, experiment with a trusted/trusting grill.
>>671728208
My league is probably crack whores though, so you get my point.
>>671725477
unfortunnatly suicide seems the only option to me, since i am sufering and i know theres no cure.
to try to answer you:
A - most probably, but to be honest if those people didn't saw my suicide comming they didn't care enough. also if i love those persons (like my parents for example) i think i will suffer if i loose them first. i know it's selfish, but selfishness is one of the biggets reasons 'm so lonely, so yeah, it's a big loop and it's all connected.
B - kinda talked on A, but in total honest i don't think enyone will miss me that much besides my family, and even in my family many probably don't care. my parents will suffer the most, but like i said, i prefer them to suffer for my death than the other way around.
C - everyday is kinda meh, some are more happy then others, but all my life together is a total suffering. i just want this all to end. all i wanted was to get a woman, have as many children as possible so i could die knowing i left a legacy behind. but i understand long ago that it's not possible. i'm not "normal" i can't live a normal life
hope you get better luck and don't end up like me tho. i don't wish that anyone suffers like me.
>>671728410
>>671718826
Any nudes of ur taiwanese wife with small hands?
>>671719900
3 finger widths isn't much
Are you fat?
>>671727121
Dog, I'm autistic as fuck with a terrible voice, asymmetric face, and I have bizarre likes/tastes. Also depression. I've only recently gotten some action because of focusing on self-improvement.
Trust me: people significantly worse than you in every way have gotten laid & found great partners. And you're still young, so that's good.
Stop externalizing your validation of yourself to what other people think. You're gonna be fine, anon.
>>671721893
Do you do big cums too?
>>671719900
>3 fingers wide
bro u either got fingers like pinocchio or ur cock is pornstar big.
>>671723073
Kek
>>671728106
partner
i have a penis (17 cm last time i checked)
but no girl ever saw it and never will and thats why i pointed that part out.
>>671728924
Or he is talking out of his ass
I've never heard of any grill who likes having her cervix poked, ever... and if you're a horse-dicked anon with a girlfriend who's telling you that shit, either:
>she's lying to you and she's in incredible pain
or
>you're not really hitting her cervix
It fucking hurts. I guess she could be into pain and cutting and s&m and shit in which case she MIGHT like having her cervix pummeled, but probably not.
Honestly, anyone in the 6-7" range is going to be OK. It's not like there are a cluster of ultra-sensitive, orgasm-inducing nerve-endings hidden all the way back there in the deepest part of her vagina that only a 8" schlong can hit.
Good sex is good sex, and anyone with a penis of average length is capable of giving the grills the screaming o.
Also, the clit is fuckin' front and center. Snort that shit up your nose and get her squirtin'
/thread
>>671715979
>What's the size of your penis?
8"
>Do you want it bigger?
I'm alright.
>Does your partner ever talk about it?
"How am I gonna go back to normal guys"?
My boyfriend's dick is as thick as my wrists. 6.4 inch girth.
6 something inches long??
It's pretty neat.
>>671729267
Sex satisfied to the full content?
>>671729267
So a soda can, basically.
Got any pics? (Of a soda can in your pussy, I mean, not your boyfriend's dick...)
>>671726008
>not understanding what you're talking about
You can have surgery to cut the ligament to give the appearance of increased size, but that's different from jelqing
>>671728861
im' 24 now. i calculated by the next year (25) i should be able to live alone and finnaly end it.
i will give my best to try and deliver, but cant promise.
i hope you get a happy future, because i have given up.
i like to say this: " if hope is the last one to die then i am already dead.."
>>671729517
W/e man, damage your dick if you want
>>671729395
(y)
>>671725267
>magnums don't fit
This is how I know you're lying
>>671715979
>7in
>no
>Im single, but everyone that has seen my dick makes a comment about it being big, so thats cool
>>671729141
You do realize that girl you spoke to about this might have been sensitive?
I've had girls that loves biting their clit and tearing their nipples, while others barely stand the pressure from breathing at them.
Missionary style most girls love to be filled up, even when it hits bottom. Doggystyle most I had can not take it all when I hit bottom.
>>671727628
sure, don't worry. sorry for disturbing you.
i will try to deliver a stream one die of my death, but cant promise.
sorry again and have a nice day.
>>671727121
don't do it Anon, you still have so much to learn.
I swear to you.
Try to travel ?
>>671729499
no pussy here. (mtf trans fam , pure degenerate)I only take it in the butt. It takes a while to get it in there
>>671726082
You understand girth is around right, not thickness
If you do, I feel bad for you noodle-anon
>>671725267
>Not even magnum
you do know they make magnums in like gigantic sizes right? theres not only 1 magnum size.
they literally make some you can put your arm in.
also, my dick is 7in, and pretty thick, and magnums fit fine. so youre lying.
>>671729548
Go see a shrink. Spend less time here.
There's no fucking normal people. Everyone is fucked up. You're not special being sad, lonely or depressed. But you are weak because you take comfort in being helpless.
>>671727441
i've read it, but probably won't be able to talk to you, but i apreciate the offer.
hope the best of happiness to you.
>>671721068
CAAAAAARLOS
>>671727374
exacly that's one of my many problems.
>>671729784
Which girl? I've spoken to several, and you can also look it up online. Hell, just Google "what doe having a penis hit your cervix feel like?" And you'll see a lot more "like PAIN" than "feels good, bruh!"
>>671730259
does*
>>671725267
Regular magnums are like 1% wider than standard condoms, it's a horrible metric for dick size. I have a small dick and magnums are tight on me.
>>671715979
I'm only like five inches long, but this one girl keeps coming back to me for some reason. She's told me I'm larger than another guy she was with, and I'm better than most guys she's had. If it weren't true, I doubt she would keep sexing me.
>>671720281
Yeah, and when I seem to look at it through a camera it seems bigger, must be a perception thing
>>671729629
W/e man, shitpost because people refute your claims and you'd rather stay in your haven of cognitive dissonance and ignorance if you want
>>671730259
my ex loved when my dick hit the cervix.
all girls are different. some of them can cum in a second, and some girls go through life never actually having an orgasm
>>671730040
So the offer stands. I hope you can manage to turn your life around. I wish the best for you!
>>671730563
"I use big words incorrectly and hope people won't know the difference, it makes me look smart"
>>671730018
i don't like professionals that deal with psicology, because i son't like them.
either it's because the charge too much, or just look like liars, or idk.
also i know a really good cure for all my problems. a girl who likes me and i like her. unfortunatly i don't think that will be possible. so yeah, i have just given up
>>671720281
I feel the same way.
but Im also 6'5, so when I look at my dick compared to like my hand, or just how long everything on my body is, it makes it look small
>>671720281
This x10. But my dick is actually small so that's also why.
>>671717080
15 cm 15 years old
>>671730830
Talk about a mental illness, and one that probably infects 98% of men in the states
>>671730647
Did she like having you strangle her too? And slap her? And cut her? Did she like pain?
I'm not trolling or trying to be a dick here. I'm serious. Because if she likes pain, then that makes sense. Hitting the cervix HURTS according to MOST WOMEN.
Does it "not bother" a few of them, perhaps? Sure, probably much in the same way that getting a tooth pulled or a root canal done just doesn't seem to bother some people whereas other people dread it.
But I imagine very few race to the dentist's to get that root canal done because it "feels so good."
>>671730727
>I have a limited vocabulary and feel intimidated when people try to be descriptive and succinct
Feel bad for ya
And, pls explain how I used the words incorrectly. Unlike you, I welcome knowledge
Six and three quarter inches. Not huge, but I'm fine with it.
About 6", a little over bonepressed. It's a decent size, so nah. My ex never complained, and I'm pretty good with my tongue so I don't really care.
>>671730259
Just accept that some like it.
Personally I like biting and when a girl goes rough, looses herself.
But then google and your friends might just love missionary. who the fuck knows what goes on in your tiny dick life.
>>671717972
>keeps a dick diary
Faggot
>>671731116
Calm down there Shakespeare
>>671730968
get the fuck of 4chan u fucking squib u underage fag
>>671728208
>>671728560 (me)
Did this guy vanish?
>>671731458
kek
>>671730812
that's not a cure for your problems. a girl will most likely cause more problems since you are already depressed.
especially if you have low self esteem. how could you be worth that beautiful girl if you aren't even capable of liking yourself??
you need to start improving yourself. work to be a man you can respect. seriouysly.
>>671731394
>I hit da cervix and ma gf cums buckets!
Yeah... OK! kek
>>671731035
>Hitting the cervix HURTS according to MOST WOMEN.
and most women enjoy a big dick over a small dick
what the fuck is your problem?
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>>671716902
thank you all for the kind words or simply for talking to me.
i'm going to bed, so i won't be able to reply anymore.
like i said in some responses i will try to deliver my suicide attempt in the future, but i can't promise.
anyway, hope you all have the rest of happy lifes. i love you /b/. the only place where you can talk truth.
>>671731116
lolololololol
get your head out of your ass, youre in an argument on 4chan, youre not smart
The real issue here is death grip syndrome, my ex could only make me cum like half the time cause my dick was so insensitive. This struggle is real.
I have been in some really long and committed relationships, so I've had a lot of sex. If a woman actually complains about the size of your dick, odds are that one or both of you isn't good at sex. Size isn't really that important. Foreplay is important.
The only really thing that really matters in sex is to have a little bit of experience and to trust the other person. Sex with someone you trust and whom you're close to is always better.
Hmm lets see, my mother randomly talks about its size," when i used to change his diaper i knew hed be big."
Currently 8.5 inches. I backwall in missionary with my girl, only can fit the whole thing when we do anal.
she cant deep throat and it bugs.me, but she does anal soni live with it.
>>671731035
no, not at all. I used to twist her nipples (fully for my own enjoyment, I wasnt trying to make her feel good), and she never liked it.
and I said, all girls are different. thats pretty much the best answer you can get.
>>671730563
Bruh, fucking stop my sides are in orbit
>>671731744
>my gf loves it when my dick pummels her kidneys, says it feels soooooo good
kek
>>671731770
still an hero after all the heart warming.
what a huge fucking faggot.
>>671715979
So many lies lol, I'm 5.5 long and 4.5 around. Perfectly within average range based on 3 separate studies.
If a woman complains about an average dick it just means she is a cavernous slut.
5.8 inches, I kinda wish it was bigger but I'm starting to realize it's not even a big deal. Gf loves it, tells me I'm big. No problem making her cum so I don't give a shit.
>>671732010
>all girls are different
this is true. I certainly agree with you there
>>671732090
you do know the male g-spot is inside our asshole, right? so you can go through all the pain of getting fucked in the ass, but if they hit your prostate, or whatever, its gonna feel awesome.
>>671715979
13.5cm (that's 5.3'') and every woman I've been with says it's perfectly OK!!
>>671731459
>>671731815
RAMPANT SHITPOSTING
>>671717526
cuck of the year
>>671718065
>implying you have somebody other than yourself to cook for
>>671732242
your girlfriend has a prostate? bruh...
>>671732102
Okay calm down there ego boy, 5 is alright, but don't say other people lie cause you are jealous
>>671732090
never seen anon being so butthurt over his small dick before
keep shitposting mate, you'll def grow your self confidence from this
>>671732426
you don't know how to read? bruh....
15 cm
Would like it bigger
Girls keep saying its fun anyway
>>671732242
And if you hit a chick's G, it'll feel awesome. Getting the end of your Rectum rammed makes you feel like you're gonna puke.
>>671732466
My point is that guys shouldn't beat themselves up about being average.
You are only truly small if you can't even believe in the power of your own cock.
Amen.
My son has a 12 centimeter dick and he's 13, is that a good size
Honest reply here. I'm just under 8inches and 5.7 girth.
Fiancé's pussy is only about 6.5 deep though, so when I fuck her I have to be careful not to go full dick on her, or I hit her cervix and hurt her.
I wish I could have both big penis and not the ability to punch cervix but sometimes life ain't fair.
Be happy if your around 6, after awhile bragging rights aren't great and you'd rather have fubctionality. Also I've never been fully deepthroated. It's just never been possible for any of the girl an ive been with.
>>671732589
>b-b-but she said she LIKES it when my dick slaps her cervix!
>she said those were orgasm-screams and orgasm-tears and orgasm-"stop it that's hurting me"s !
my sides
>>671732633
The irony!
*whoosh!* Right over this guy's head! kek
>>671717753
Hello mother fucker. I see you got problems but before you get "the right girl" you gotta make u right first. You can just expect the right girl will stick around with a inconpetent fucktard like yourself. Man up and take ur chances. LEARN BY MISTAKES and do give a fuck about your partners emotions cuz she will leave you are one insecure anonymous fucker
>>671728410
the fuck did you do to your sac to need stitches mate?
>>671715979
7x5.5. I'm happy with my dick the way it is. I've been told that I'm the perfect size. Not too huge, but big enough to get into the anterior fornix.
14cm
cut me some slack im 5'5"
>>671732983
Not him but I will soon too. Vericocle is a bitch
>>671715979
15.5cm, very curved upward pretty thin
I'd like a cm in length, and some more girth. Maybe less curved? That's not going to happen anyway.
>>671732983
ball circumcision, bro
>2106
>not having your balls circumcised
top zozzles
7.8'' long 6'' girth
No thank you, my size is very limiting
Every single partner obsessed about it. Starting to wish was 7'' as all partners complain of pain
>>671732953
right over my head? I was talking about 2 guys having gay sex. maybe I dont get what youre saying because it has nothing to do with what I was talking about
>>671732729
>Believe in the Power of the Cock
I'm gonna have to get an ATC for my torso cause my sides have left the atmosphere
>>671732983
added a 3rd ball for more power
FUCK THIS THREAD.
MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST!!
HAHA!
>>671732729
Oh dear, I think that being average or under is just straight up small for me, I would be ashamed of my Fuck fitted into the 'average' category, it just doesn't look or seem big. Not being able to go as deep as I go and seeing that :O face would suck, but say what you want, no need to accuse people of being liars cause they are bigger than you, it's called average for a reason, it is cause people are bigger and smaller than the aforementioned average
>>671717526
learn to use your fingers you frickin faggot
Rate pls
6.5in.
never had any complaints, but never really had any girl be shocked and amazed when she sees it. wouldn't mind a little extra.
>>671733294
That 3-T-Scroat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-6YU1vX3-0&ab
>>671733503
7.5x5.5?
>>671733318
Dickwing duck?
Darkwing dick?
Darkdick duck?
Dickdick dick?
>>671733362
Okay you may have the crown of biggus dickus. Settle down.
7.8"
I'm a white 6ft 2 17 y/o
>inb4 mods
Girlfriend and I are both happy with it
I was pleasantly surprised when she measured it
>>671733686
I'm not boasting, just saying that people around average shouldn't boast
>>671717526
Lol ease up redneck. If she fucks on the side she fucks on your relationship. She is wasting your time anon
>>671732983
>>671733091
Had a hydrocele. They removed it. My ball looked like it was the size of a lemon before I got it done.
3 weeks post op now.
Doesn't hurt anymore. Just got lots of sag in the skin till it tightens up.
>>671728654
First of all, I'm just throwing myslef into the conversation
Secondly, How old are you.
>>671733972
You should have let the doctors cut the extra skin and turn it into a wallet.
>>671717526
Lol ease up redneck. If she fucks on the side she fucks on your relationship. She is wasting your time anon
You all are talking about dicks to other men. Faggots
>>671717753
lolol I felt the same way bro, I feel you
29 yo virgin never 'really' had a girlfriend
until about six month ago when I got closer to a coworker and felt she was interested and so was I
we've been together for three weeks, the sex I was so worried/terrified about felt just natural, don't worry, you probably jerk off too much so you won't be premature
anyway, I don't know if it will go fine, but don't lose hope,
like I said, 29 yo virgin fatty/ex-fatty/fatty again kissless virgin waiting to die alone
and here I am with this sweet sweet girl that I really like...
seriously, I wouldn't have believed it...
>>671721157
Dude. Please don't. I've had my share of rejection. You're getting these responses because people want you to succeed. Yeah people can be cold, but it's not a reason to stop trying your hardest.
didn't want to make a thread and this seems relevant.
i was introduced to this girl and she likes me. (im a virgin) she has told me some very fucked up shit like she was a sex slave for someone and stole 200$ of her dads money to get there. she is 17 and fucked 5+ guys. im just uncomfortable, and i know people will be like just fuck the bitch and go, or, what are you gay. but for real, shes not skinny, has a big ass, her pussy kind of stinks, but shes a huge slut. her dad is a patroller at my job, and its like im locked in and she keeps texting me. she wants to fuck, but i really just want to call her a slut. what do i do. sorry im drunk on a bottle of tequila i found and high as fuck
6.3'
I thought it was 4' before I measured it.
Never really look at dicks to compare.
Every girl I've plopped in to has been visibly satisfied.
>>671734117
Nah.
Got a wallet.
Ill just flap it around while I got it.
8.2 and nope. It's almost too much for my barely 5ft girlfriend to handle (in 6 ft.) She says it hurts sometimes, and we often have problems sexually without lubricant.
>>671734323
Ask for nudes and post results
>>671723128
Dude. Please don't ever hurt yourself. I was bullied to shit as a kid. and I get how it feels.
>>671734447
that curve though
here have a dick
The picture is very flattering, I'm barely 6 inches from the pubis to the tip and it doesn't show the weird curve
>>671725380
I'm 6'4" with the same size.
I swear I gain or lose that half inch depending on arousal and the last time I busted a nut.
And there is always the occasional dumb bitch
that expects you to have a huge pornstar dick
only because you're tall
>>671734646
I was self conscious about it, but I guess it hits the ladies in the right spot.
>>671734699
>>671734323
anyone?
about 7 inches, more girth than most. It's easily in the top 10% of men so I'll take it.
>>671734857
my dick curves down too. bitches love it for doggy style cause it hits the gspot easier
>>671734869
Either fuck her or don't, be a grown ass man and make your own decisions
over 7 inches. Too bad my wallet is empty as that's all women care about.
>>671721157
The fuck u mean? It sounds like u need a skitzo girl. She will be crazy and normal st the same time. U dont need to do much i make her love you cuz she will bring her own emotion in it for the most. And as we all know, of us that have tried skitzos, there is a fine line between Healthy and unhealthy skitzos. If it bringes u joy go ahead and do as u must. But check on these girls they are interresting and what i prefere
6.2 x 6 inches. No partner. No one has ever mentioned it but never had any complaints