RAP THREAD
If the 55 anon doesn't deliver I will
SlimOP again
About to kill the mic then
beat my monkey
like it's funny
don't dummy
and listen up honey
>>671677437
Lets get it
Rollin for a double 5
Hopin that this shit dont 404
god dammit thread pls survive
Why are you still alive
Just.. just.. just kill yourself
Get a knife and do it faggot
4040404
>>671677437
chiki briki vdamki blyat
faggot looking alfred bitch
don't tell him tho, don't be a snitch
aah fuck it, not giving an itch
now say this man, in perfect pitch
>>671678122
>>671678133
nice dubs
If it's the sama anon as yesterday
I'm gonna be rolling for a hooray
My balls are sweaty so is my moms spaghetti
My penis is small , my nose is tall
>>671678182
i am Gay
>Drops the beat
I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE PIZZAHHH
>>671677437
suck anal
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /sp/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.
open youtube
search instrumentals
first one that pops up is the last you used
kek
alright next line
not black
so rap does not come as easy
my lines cheesy
just like my dick
but fuck it
drop a beat anyway
ill write faggotry all day
Niggerniggernigger
Whenever I suck the cock
My dick gets hard as a rock
-OP
>>671678507
aids in penis
My pistol nozzle hits your nasal,
Doo doo comes out your anal
I ain't no niggrah, foo
I want to touch my mother
and maybe my great grandmother
o yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigha nigga nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga nigga nigga bitch bitch nigga bitch bitch nigga bitch nigga nigga bitch bitch fuck nigga nigga bitch nigga niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nigger
http://www114.zippyshare.com/v/MoAFdxts/file.html
saved this one from yesterday reupped it on zippyshare
hi my name is "your name" faggotski
i hate kyle Broflovski
cuz he is jew but please don't ask me
don't be stupid m8 and become a nazzi
i love justin bibi
but i hate paparazzi
i dindu muffin OP
suck my dick don't be that lazy
peepee in my poopoo
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk a dinosaur.
This is my pee pee
This is my pee pee
This is my pe ... clap clap clap
55 won't deliver
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
>>671678951
fuck u
why would any anonfag do this
>>671678951
Op will deliver , he deliverd yesterday.
i store my piss in bottles while gayming
Also last time OP delivered
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUe5Q7jExB
Rolling for 55
for the seed of the prophet shall sit on the throne and drown in flame the mountain of man.
I HATE JUDENDENS !!!
nigger money nigger nigger bitches and hoes nigger
Back it up bitch
Let me see you back it on
Pop it out bitch
Let me see you back it om
And nothing else matters...
Pussy money weed need some honey and some gs
Aint it funny how i be cause i smoke a pound of weed
>>671677437
Not me.
>>671677437
It was once said by a man who couldn't quit
Doorman please can I have another hit
fuckin' magnets, how do dey work?
Tremble! Be afraid! Recoil in despair! Cower in awe! And cry your heart out, because my art… is an EXPLOSION!
Fuck it. I'll do it regardless of 55.
You couldnt fathom the damage,
ill leave ta chopped up like the ham on my sammich.
You couldnt drop knowledge if u threw an encyclopedia off a cliff, my gif is a jif, im blazing a spliff and eating kibbles nd bits.
im home in mommys basement in my world all alone, ceasar dressing of rome, pizza hut on the phone, bout to order a family feast to my own, and eat it all on my own.
>>671679744
so close nigga
Hail Hitler desuno!
Step it up, Senpai-chan!
ONEEE PUNCHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
leedle leedle leedle leedle leedle
>>671677437
Rap ibridi lasciano brividi, lividi sui visi e visi lividi anche su visi invisibili. Zehbi! Dì "Elimina i limiti!" e li elimino. Milano Cyrano, se mi mini, minimo minami con le mine che girano a Rimini e ancora te ne do.
Benedico il micro bay-bay, come due Montego. Dargento D'Amico,
Con migo no periclo, vai tranchigo amigo che rigo dritto, vivo legal.
Jizz in the sky I catch with my tongue
Yall fucking niggas better listen
All of you end up in prison
Cops don't even need a reason
It's a 'beat a nigger' season
no, i do not like the pussy
only the dick
roses are red
violets are blue
go ahead, call the cops
they can't unrape you
gargling gallons of cum
4, 20 white boy i need dick dong oh yeah
Asa Akira style
Highlord Darion Mograine says: Stand down, death knights. We have lost. The Light... this place... no hope...
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: Have you learned nothing, boy? You have become all that your father fought against! Like that coward, Arthas, you allowed yourself to be consumed by the darkness, the hate... feeding upon the misery of those you tortured and killed!
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: Your master knows what lies beneath the chapel. That is why he dares not show his face! He's sent you and your death knights to meet their doom, Darion.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: What you are feeling right now is the anguish of a thousand lost souls! Souls that you and your master brought here! The Light will tear you apart, Darion!
Highlord Darion Mograine says: Save your breath, old man. It might be the last you ever draw.
Bitch, you ain't worthy
You're cock thirsty
And probably got multiple STD's
>>671677437
Dick is love, dick is life
I wanna cut off my penis, with a bread knife
>>671677437
My father disowned me because I am gay.
But I still suck fifty eight dicks a day.
Wigger wigger worse than a nigger nigger
>>671680420
blaze it
Bitch nigger
And these punk-ass hoes is lookin' for dough
You gotta watch your homeboys, cause a nigga never know
Oh, they'll be around, but when yo' paper get low
Just like Master P said, "There they go, there they go"
I kicked a baby
Alright then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
If this post does not end in 55 then op has to do it now
UNGA BUNGA I'M JOE KONY
I've already recorded up to this point, I'm just waiting for that sweet 55
>>671681277
wont happen u fug
In the immortal words of Dr. Dre "Btiches ain't shit but hoes n' tricks"
go shawty ishyo birthday
Hello, my name is Ralph and I like bananas
55 disabled in this theard
Someone starts rap mad
Post a trap, also get,
So you like that fag,
you keked I bet
Rubbing your fat rat twat
Giggity lad, u mad?
55 pl0x
55 get
>>671681527
Reroll
You parents are proud of you.
Your future wife is waiting for you
Love and Money will be plentiful in your life
2 darling children you willl father
a soft bed to sleep in
don't wake up
you ain't a crook son you just a shook one
OP here new rules, 91 55 00 and 36 from this post onwards im getting impatient and all these posts are trash anyway.
>>671681549
Reroll
nigga stole my fiddy five
man it's 25 to life
Rolling for that 55
>>671681620
Reroll
>>671681632
rerawl
I am 100% nigga
>>671681654
So close...
123
Rollierollie for my schnollie i hope that one of us
roles that modderfokking 91
>>671681690
So close again....
>>671681725
if dubs then this counts as 55
>>671677437
let me 55 this b
can i have dubs pls b0ss
I love you senpai
Please put your smeggma in me!
I think Bernie Sanders has a great ass
>>671681777
sad these trips are useless
Here u go fam
>>671681764
55?
>>671681777
trip 7's trump all. delivar nao
drop that shit nigga
URINE URINE URINE URINE PISTACIO
>>671681864
ehhhhh 55????
vavavavavavavavavaaaaaaavavaavavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavavavavavavavulva
oh come on it's not so hard
Getting tired of rapping yet, anon?
Cucks will cuck
>>671681966
rerollllll
rallon
>>671681987
goddamnit
>>671682007
ayy lmao
55 IS DISABLED STOP POSTING
SUOMI PERKELE TORILLA TAVATAAN
MAMUT ON PERSEESTÄ
VITTUUN MAMUT
SAATANA
if this post ends in 55 I will post my nudes
>>671681995
I'm not doing it.
Lol i really have to rap every post?
get 36
i want to do it m8
55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55 55
Reroll
nigger fuck cuck
I am number 55
>>671682058
You know that's just going to make us do it anyway
they see me rollin , they hatin
Shit I hope I hope I don't get it, I have no rhythm. Why am I even doing this?
holy fucking crap shit nigga
Off by one rip
>>671682255
AYY
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>>671682255
here it is
>>671682255
haha nigger hahahahaha
>>671682255
DELIVER
>>671682196
Go ahead, I give 100 buckeds of KFC to whoever gets 55, I totally won't give to yu but still!
55 and ill tear this shit up
Now post that shit OP
>>671682255
Mfw
>>671682255
55 ENABLED
DO EEEETTTT
>>671682255
WWWWIIIIINNNNRRRRAAARRRRRR
NIGGA DROP THE FUCKING MIC DROP THE MIC YO
moeyn
>>671682255
WINRAR
fuck cucks i smoke rocks,shitting bricks and sucking dicks my lucky number is 666 thats why i sit on the dicks in the matrix
satan is screaming where's the vaselin! i stuffed his mother with a evil grin
Fuck rolled 55
Now I gotta take a dive
Try to bust out some rhymes
While I'm counting all my pennies and dimes
Don't know why I even I replied
Got the worst luck in the world
Never thought I'd even get this far
Nothing but a cracker ass white girl
Ill smack you in the back of the head with a badminton bat untill therse a crack and you are dead
>>671682255
We are all an0n here.
Just do it Steven
>>671682255
AYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OP don't be a faggot please
just fuck it
>>671682255
OP HERE
I got lucky and started rapping anyway so I got it done fast
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y1nY4I8C4J
This one was super long but fun
<3 you faggots are funny until you run out of rhymes
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>>671682802
>>671677437
I'm the best contender, dispensing weed like your local vendor, I go to my uncle's room every night to surrender.
MADE MY OWN VERSION. FUCK YOU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04BiBc4qYUQ
>>671683022
kek'd
check'd
>>671682802
i lob u op <3 u ar da best faggot <3
>>671682802
kekd at one point
>>671682802
you're a legend Op i saved the one from yesterday i'm gonna save the one from today.
Until i have like 12 songs i'm gonna burn them on cd's and hand them out to my family and friends
>>671683022
kekkles
>>671683022
REEEEEEEEEE
Yo, I'm about to post a dope rhyme, bro.
All of you niggers are fucking weak,
so watch me roll and watch me speak
spit this rhyme, spin this dime,
I'm going to win like last time.
First of all, I'm back, my dick is very black,
i smoke crack, welfare check? fuck is that?
I am full of shit, but my rhymes are hit,
that way white girls can suck my dick.
So while you white crackers try to sing,
I'll bang your girlfriends bang bung bing.
My genes are more superior, so is my dick
my hair is dope and very slick, so is my hair, it's very slick.
So while you try to rhyme and try to rap
I'll sit and steal and your gf I'll tap.
>>671683022
hahaha you and OP definatily no faggots today.
55 here
I'm working on it
>>671682802
possibly the best threads i post in
thanks op
>>671683022
>>671682802
Incredible good! Giggity
I pissed my pants :'(
>>671683892
who the fuck are you
>>671684657
steven
>>671682957
>>671683265
>>671683522
thank you
>>671683571
thank you :D and do it
I dare you
>>671684009
>>671684173
no u <3 :D
>>671683022
You definitely isn't a faggot
I girl in my art class was talking about 21 pilots. I walked out
>>671684864
I have three of them now Two from you and one from the other anon in this thread.
I will come back tomorrow to collect some more.
Original 55 here DELIVERED FAGGOTS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KxQ0bjJhea
A little different, and not the whole thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dyKdNl0B7T
>>671683022
fuck you
that was amazing
>>671685167
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KxQ0bjJhea
The fuck is this, a song for ants? This is quieter than a mouse's fart.
>>671684657
>>>671683892 (You)
>who the fuck are you
I'm the one that rolled 55
>>671685167
tits or gtfu
>>671683022
<greentext> I <3 U <greentext/>
%treepower%
>>671685287
Look it's my first time doing this shit, both rapping, if you can even call what I did that, and recording said rap for people to hear. Sounded alright when I turned up my volume.
>>671685366
>>>671685167 (You)
>tits or gtfu
OK I stood up, now what?
>>671683022
>>671683022
you managed to sing the Italian part nicely my nigga, here's the original song if you're curious to hear it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz6eHYXZpNc (1:05)
>>671683022
oh shit lmao
tryna show me up man?
I'll fuck you up
10/10
>>671685167
at least you delivered
>>671685195
hillbilly 4chan rap
wtf
I love it
I love these fucking threads
You faggots are amazing
>>671685195
hahahaha what is this
This prolly the greatest thread in while
Oh my god hahahaha i can't stop laughing you funny bastards
Keep them coming fuckers .
I now have 4 songs for the Album of /b/
>>671685195
>>671682802
>>671683022
do it again in a reggae tune faggots <3
>>671686011
http://www.atlanticrecords.com/contact-info
>>671686011
Sony Records A and R guy [email protected]
>>671686553
They wont look at unsolicitated demo's they just refer you to a page. How to get signed. And that's just some testimonials.
Just keep them coming , i keep lurking i will compile them. I might even mix them into a set . But that's gonna be tricky due to the different audiolevels.
>>671686011
http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/1xmusic/homegrown/submit.shtml
>>671686843
these people are fucking autists without a rhythmic bone in their body
>>671686966
Yeah i might do that one. How the fuck is it not possible to send a mp3 through mail. Why would they make it so hard for artist to send them..
>>671686679
Send 3 to them
>>671686011
https://soundcloud.com/groups/sony-music-australia-demo-submissions
>>671687133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBl1xjqZjM
tbh my instrumentaIs are just gangster
>>671687948
Iate to the party i see
First one uploaded now , i'm the country one
uploaded the country one
>>671687948
this thread is filled with amazing holy shit
uploaded the other one , gonna submit in a second
uploaded 3 of them
>>671689576
give the link faggot
ik i am a lazy fuck :|
>>671689735
https://soundcloud.com/groups/sony-music-australia-demo-submissions
First 3
>>671689814
waiting for a reggae fag
>>671690031
then somebody has to record reggae then.
>>671690133
i don't speak proper english , i have a shity arab accent :p
>>671690359
>;p
kys
>>671690422
Fuck you Faggot <3
Someone make a new thread so we can keep this shit alive. We need as much exposure as possible on this soundcloud from anon
These are songs i collected from anons here on a rap thread , rate them /b
>>671691272
https://soundcloud.com/kennehdee forgot link
>>671691272
Done
Some niggers are okay.
JK
Bust a cap in their asses with a fucking AK.
Titties titties titties
All they ever say
Titties titties niggers
>>671692335
>>671692475
u r l8 m8
U niggers on 4 Chan don't know me, I make ylyl on /b/, I eat more pussy than Jacky chan, call me tha man, I'm not ur fam, you'll never be better than what I am...
>>671692335
>>671692475
>>671693199
do you even read threads or do you just fucking post everywhere you go
CHEEZITS
>>671693332
off by one
Nigger nigger Nigger
Getting triggered triggered triggered.
Check out the full rap: https://youtu.be/sChcigJ_oHI
>>671691316
>>671691272
yo fagIord mines cIearIy the best
>>671687948
>>671694583
Here you go anon. submited
https://soundcloud.com/kennehdee/sweatyballs
>>671695187
OP here
bookmarked your page
10/10
>>671695878
Here's the one of today OP
https://soundcloud.com/kennehdee/oh-shit-i-really-have-to-piss
