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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
or dont
naw, i'll remain annonymous, or here i'll make one up.
>i had a baby
it was delicious.
>>671661328
aka
/tfg/
TUMBLR FAGS GENERAL
>>671661328
then it's not a secret anymore isn't it?
>>671661704
correct!
On my first day of eighth grade i walked into and used the girls restroom. For a month i would use that bathroom without even knowing it was a girls restroom.
>>671661789
you should write into Cosmo, or FML, wtf you doing ehre nigger. go cehck out some other forums on 4chan, you bored faggot.
GTFO of here.
no one gives a shit.
>>671661704
it's still a secret to the people you are trying to keep it a secret from. just because some random anons know doesnt mean everyone in the world also knows
>>671661889
there's more you silly faggot.
I am considering a greentext.
i like guro
>>671655609
>>671661951
There is still absolutely no point in writing it here. It is a secret so what is the point here....
fuck man. sometimes i just wanna drive off the bridge i drive over every day.
and my problems aren't as bad as other people's, but fuck. frustration turns to anger so quickly. and anger turns to fuckin hatred. and once you start hating motherfuckers, you'd rather just not be here anymore.
goddamn it.
green hell at the end, nuff said
>>671661328
My secret is I have a thing for doors and door threads such as this.
Excellent plinegrat subduction with this one. You can tell the designer knew full well what he was doing with that .75 of a plinegrat on the top corners. Because of this, I'm willing to bet this is the work of Schlosser. I know I'll get flamed when I say I don't believe his was a complete master of Plinegrat Subduction, but he comes in a close second behind Fulier.
>>671662127
wrong thread bro.
I'm depressed
has any regular here spoken to alina/anxiety today or yesterday night?
i'm dying of cancer and my family doesn't know. 4 years to live... I can't bring myself to tell them.
>>671661328
I once had sex with my sister.
It was one time thing when i was 15 and she was 14. Never happened again and i still cringe when i think about it. Atull beat myself up about it constantly
>>671662105
there no point to not share. why are you in a secrets thread if youre not going to post a secret?
>>671662369
Well can we have a green text? Some of us need to nutt
>>671662271
no and no one gives a fuck.
>>671662440
careful with that edge, edge lord
>>671662369
i take it it wasnt a good experience at all?
I took too much Adderall one night and ended up fucking a tranny.
>>671662235
Fulier is well a professional (at best) but honestly doesn't come close to Schlosser in my opinion. And yes, this is a Schlosser. There's no mistaking the fact that it is a Schlosser, if you were in the know.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
>>671662440
>edge folded over 1000 times!
> Nothing cuts through nippon steel edged katanas!
This is (you).
>>671662430
>k here
>be me, 15 yo femanon
>together with this guy
>looking for ww 2 stuff in a bunker
>the door is heavy. Like you can't open it on your own
>when we where inside he starts touching me
>hit him on the head with flashlight
>he falls on the ground
>go outside and close the door
>never came back
>the end
>>671662742
For a second I thought that said "fleshlight"
I recently dated a 10 - one of the hottest girls I've ever seen - model, gamer, stoner. I'm a 7 on a good day, so I was curious as to why this girl was interested, but she claimed to be into my "mind". We had amazing sex for 2 months, and then I had my first ever herpes outbreak. Got tested, sure enough, I now have the herp. I also now know why the 10 gave me the time of day. I dumped her, but now I'm stuck with this for the rest of my life, and I'm still trying to come to terms with it.
At a mixed 4th of july party...had adults and kids...lots of beers... a boy was missing the toilet when they pissed, so a mom had one semi autistic girl aim for him when he peed. I noticed she took this job extremely seriously and, as the night wore on, started to insist she aimed for me when I needed to piss. She was almost adamant about it. Let's say it was an interesting rest of the night.
I cannot sleep unless i fap first. I could lay down for hours but wont sleep until i fap. even after sex.
i raped a 13 yr old
I was my daddy's favorite daughter growing up (in more ways than one). Even got him to leave mommy for me.
>>671662569
>>671662677
why u mad though
>>671661328
Nothing Major but this made me feel good
>married with 3 kids but only 2 at the time
>My mum invites my wife and kids for dinner on Sunday when I'm working
>wife keeps saying not sure all week
>day before Dinner due visit her mum who announces that wife and kids are having dinner with her, been arranged all week
>f*cking raging with wife for keeping my mum hanging on when she already made plans with her mum
>Wife's mother says they are having Lamb for dinner
>i'm working, kids were too young to have proper food they have spaghetti and realise the Lamb will be garnished with lots of Thyme
>evilplan.jpg
>at night before we leave, I take the dog out in the back garden, go over to the Thyme bush that will be used as Garnish and piss all over it thoroughly.
>Pick wife up next day who says Dinner was rubbish the Lamb tasted off so had to be chucked and had ping meals instead.
>Revenge is sweet but sh*t I would be divorced if she ever found out.
>>671663131
you sure showed your own wife
>>671663131
dud that's a stupid fucking story and it hurt to try and decipher your barely coherent english.
>>671662643
wot?
i dont seed torrents
>>671662623
Not in the slightest. Awkward and just all around bad. Didnt help that neither of us knew what we were doing
I am a high level psychopath, I have lied and cheated my way through life. I have killed 2 people in my early 20's and I currently have their skulls on my nightstand.
>>671663366
you fucking monster
>>671662980
you must be some sort of beta fag, 13yo girls put out voluntarily, just have to ask/make 1st move
>>671663366
>guaranteed replies
>>671663411
no you're not, you're 14.
I stabbed someone with a kitchen knife in the stomach when I was 15.
>>671662299
I'm sorry to hear that man, that sounds terribe Hope everything turns out a little alright for you.
Now with that gay shit out the way[spoiler]From the heart btw[/spoiler] You neeeeeed to tell them as soon as possible. That isn't something you tell them a week or two before you pass. They have dreams and desires just as you do and I'm sure they still want you to travel with them, or something along those lines..
I've had sex with 2 of my cousins. One was 20 when I was 25 - we fucked twice and it was super awkward and we don't speak anymore. The other was 22 when I was 31. We both took off for a weekend and got a hotel in a small town and fucked all weekend - unprotected, came inside her, the whole deal. She moved across the country but we still text often. We laugh about it and agree that we'd do it again if given the right circumstances.
>>671663475
I wouldn't mind adding your skull to my collection, anon.
>>671662980
>i raped a 13 yr old
boy or girl?
>>671663604
fucking bring it you faggot I'm not afraid of some idiot teenager on the internet. Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?
>>671663407
sex is pretty simple, putting your penis in her vagina is the only thing you need to know/do. is she hot?
I've hacked a girl i talk to everyday's webcam and i watch her masturbate everynight.
on more than one occasion i've gotten stoned and posted my GF in different "share your gf" threads on /b/ because other ppl jerking it to her gets me off.
>>671663708
Not really. I mean at the time she was a solid 6 i guess but shes an a cup and face looks a little weird now.
>>671663411
No your not a "high level psychopath would not leave evidence and wouldn't post about his crimes
I still come here hoping to find nudes of a chick I know, because I suspect her bf is/was an old /b/tard.
I am eager to see her naked, but I don't have the means to access her email or computer and my desire to see her sweet pussy or even a pic of her in panties is consuming my fucking life.
>>671663475
No im 22 faggot.
also i rolled dubs
>>671662271
She blocked me a week ago
Eh, fucked my cousin once before she got fat at least. Got busted by her folks. Much awkward.
>>671663722
>I hacked the webcam of a girl who I talk to everyday; additionally I watch her masturbate every-night.
There fixed that for you anon.
>>671663886
You really think someone would come on etc etc etc
>>671662127
Fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering
You're on a path to the dark side, youngling.
>>671664046
thx
tip submitted.jpg?
stop edgy teens from posting on 4chan with this one weird FBI trick
>>671663722
Rise of the apes
>>671663923
okay so you self-diagnosed while taking Intro to Psychology because now that you're out of the teen zone you realize you're just a boring asshole, and like all retards your age come up with some self-diagnosis bullshit to seem quirky so you matter in this world?
Why don't you post your fucking nightstand skulls with a timestamp? Then we'll have to believe you.
If you don't, you're just a boring little faggot
>>671663971
i think she's dead
>>671662670
U wot m8
>>671662895
Holy shit imagine being a ghost and realizing you were killed by a fleshlight
>>671663001
Pics or it didn't happen
>>671663411
If you aren't lying (which you are), you are a shit tier murderer. Why would you keep any evidence at all? Especially something incredibly framing like a skull. I'm not even a murderer and i know that keeping such an obvious trophy is fucking retarded. Your next victim should be yourself.
>>671661328
When I was about 14 or some shit some kid in my class said he was a Muslim
>this was like about 6-7 months after 9/11 mind you
but after that people started pushing him in lockers, calling him a terrorist and shit like that
he'd complain to the teachers but it was a small town, small school, not too much to be done, detentions were given, but the teachers pretty much hated the kid too.
>would get pissy over the smallest thing, rant to teachers about Islam and piss off everyone within earshot, etc.
>always brought koran to school.
>had recently found out muslims also hated dogs along with pigs
>bagged up my dogs shit for about a week straight
>dog shit A LOT
>mfw I dumped the big ass a bag of solidified dog shit in his backpack in the compartment with his koran.
>mfw when teachers "tried" to find the culprit
>mfalsow he flipped shit, cried in class, and transferred schools.
>finally mfw after he left no teacher gave a fuck to even try to catch whoever did it
Never heard from him or about him again.
>be me 12 yo
>femanon
>in school
>in a bad mood
>3 dogs constantly barking
>ask parents to control there animals
>Parents don't do shit
>grab box cutter within arm reach
>slice closest dogs throat
>stabbed other dog 4 times
>don't really know why I did that
>subdued by teacher
>was arrested
>3 years in mental hospital
>moved to other side of country
>the end
In my teens I was fucking my then girlfriend in the bedroom she shared with her slightly younger sister. Sister was asleep in her own bed and gf and I tried to remain quiet. This was a regular occurrence as her parents were rarely around. We were going doggy once, gf's face in pillow to stifle her moaning, and I look over to see younger sis wide awake and watching. She was pretending to be very still, but I could see her eyes open. I made perfect eye contact with her and fucker her older sis until I came, at which point I pulled out, making sure I was facing little sis, and came on her sister's ass cheek. I walked to the bathroom in the hallway to clean myself off and as I was leaving the bathroom, still naked, sister is waiting outside the bathroom. We have a short awkward silence in the doorway then walk past each other and she enters the bathroom. The very next morning little sis is in the shower in that same bathroom and my gf goes in there to pee. I stick my head in pretending to talk to my gf and also make a joke about how younger sis is in the shower while older sis peeing - dumb joke whatever I was just trying to get little sister's attention. Little sister is telling us to get out of the bathroom. My gf rips open the shower curtain revealing naked little sis. diamond. Fantasize about that night/morning to this day.
>>671661328
I still love and miss my ex. I hide that from everyone and pretend I'm ok. It's been five years now.
>>671664880
That's pretty fucked up. It must suck to live in such a homogenous community that fear of a different person could turn a school, teachers included, against some kid. I mean i can expect that from teenage students but the fact that the teachers were in on it too is pretty sad. I hope you got out of that place anon.
>>671664201
Goddam I love you anon. You wouldn't believe the amount of people I've met who fit that criteria exactly! You think they wouldn't mind just being a little normal.
>>671662299
tell them you stupid Coward. They have a right to know it as they will suffer from the consewuences much more than you will. Also the more time they have with you to get over the fact that you will die the better. if you dont tell them, one day they will geta call from teh Hospital where you will be laying, dying and they will only have Little time left to get closure with your death. My girlfriends mother died when she was 13 yo. They told her that her mother would live. Eventhough everybody knew she was going to die. And to this day she understands why they did it, but cant forgive them for lying to her and not letting her have closure with her mother.
>>671665316
Holy fuck nigga.
Move on. Fuck some other bitch.
Fuck her sister.
Unless that's why you too broke up in the first place.
Fuck it nigga fuck her sister again.
>>671661328
I hope you die slow faggot
I received three secret Santa gifts on Reddit, my giftee received nothing and my shipment proof was fake.
>>671662902
Herpes is not that bat. 90% of the world Population hast it. and a lot of the People who have it dont even know because the simptoms are so miniscule that your life wouldnt Change one bit, wether you had it or not. the worst that COULD happen is a small rash that can be easily treated. Stop being so scared of Herpes. Outside of the USA ist not a big deal. I dont get why they are Scaremongering so much over this.
You are an Idiot. You dumped your perfect gf. for the equivalent of a papercut. Kill yourself
>>671665418
Like I said, 9/11 was like only 5-6 months old at the time.
I seem to remember that being a time when muslims were hated nearly everywhere. I think when of my teachers had a family member killed in one of the planes actually.
But idk, it was a little redneck town. As long as you weren't a muslim or communist you'd be fine there. Black people were loved there though oddly.
>>671665937
actually, I dumped her because she lied to me about it. If she'd been honest and up front about it from the beginning, I might not have resented it so much. If she'd lie to me about that, what else would she lie about?
>>671665181
>ask parents to control their animals.
>parents don't do shit
Swear to fuck femanon, i hear you one hundred percent.
Never killed my pet though. kicked the shit out of one once though but that's after it bit me.
i stole nudes from my friends phone and i fap to em all the time, and i love when i see others fap to em...
I was a conflicted kid, a lot of suicide and depressing things around me growing up. My parents' marriage failed and 4 people close to me committed suicide and one tried to. The first one, a female friend, at age 15, I think changed my life. It broke the image of a perfect picture in me and everything bad afterwards just proved it. Another friend killed himself. My father tried to kill himself. My uncle killed himself. Another friend killed himself. I was never surprised by bad things happening anymore. It shaped who I am now in ways that are difficult to explain. My life is fine, now. I'm 27, well educated, have a good job, lots of friends, male and female, have a girlfriend, all things that would have fit into my image of a good life, but I still feel like nothing's okay. I still feel attracted to depression, attracted to suicide. I'm fine when I don't think about it, but the slightest thing will remind me. I feel like I'm waiting for something to tip me over the edge and I'll shoot myself or let a train run me over. I've never really put it to words but I somehow felt this was a good thread for it. Thanks /b/ros.
I have elegant fashion style, but I'm always wearing men thongs underneath.
so comfortable~
>>671665937
It's a disease anon.
>A fucking disease.
>A rash on your face
>The social stigma that will never go away.
Quit acting like it's no big deal
>>671666108
Thats not to odd actually. Most small southern towns are fine with black people
In fact having lived in several smaller towns growing up and a major city ive found that its actually people im the cities who tend to be more racist.
>>671666466
hear ya /b/ro.
god speed.
I've got my best friend's email and several passwords, but can't get into her Facebook to see if she sends nudes to anyone. It drives me insane.
Also, I upskirt her a lot. That's probably more of a secret.
>>671666466
>666466
So close.
Almost had the the satan double trips.
Now you have an actual reason to anhero anon.
>>671662299
Time to start cooking meth
>>671666706
are you me?
Only difference is I don't have the right email/passwords lol.
I try so hard though. I don't want to go buy a spycam
I steal expensive items from the goodwill I volunteer at, and resell them on ebay.
When I was 13-15yo, I fucked 3 girls who were 9-10yo, they were all virgins
>>671666525
dumping your gf who didn't tell you because she didn't want you to leave her ain't gonna cure it.
herpes +gf that won't hate you 4 them vs herpes and your stupid sense of justice and no sex unless you trick ppl.
you do the math, dummy.
>>671666577
The Loughner effect. Coined by sociologist and dartmouth professor Territ Loughner in 1945, he theorized that the close-knit accountability in small towns, as opposed to the virtual anonimity afforded by big cities, caused those in big cities to more openly and honestly express their prejudices, while those in small towns tend to keep it secret and act politely even if they don't want to. Furthermore, the opposite it portrayed in popular media because popular media is created by urbanites and urbanites like to believe they are more progressive than backward ruralites, thus they portray ruralites as openly racist/homophobic, etc.
>>671666877
deets or it didn't happen
>>671666208
ok. damn you´re right. my bad
>>671662670
seen that before faggot
>>671666885
I wouldn't have left her, dummy, I'd have used condoms and been more careful.
>>671666866
I've got a spycam, haha. It's shit quality, though.
I stay at her place regularly. Her bathroom door has a huge gap under it, but I've only been over when she showered once and lost my nerve the second the water turned off. (Opaque curtain, not glass, so no good video.)
I'm almost certain she's sent topless photos on Facebook before, but just can't get in.
i murdered two people a few hours ago in dallas texas
>>671663131
That's hilarious.
>>671663324
Read a book, you retard.
>>671667063
I content myself by stealing panties or jerking off with them- she leaves a hamper in the bathroom for easy access lol
but I want more.
>>671667116
what fucking self-respecting literature is that based off of?
>>671665674
I have fucked other bitches and dated other girls, but I just.. I keep missing her. I've been with younger, hotter, even better girl than her, and I just kept lying next to her through the night and feeling sad that she isn't my ex..
She doesn't have a sister.
It's fucked. I'm fucked. Everything's fucked.
>>671666577
>southern towns
this was north dakota lol
But yeah, small town northern people from white I've seen are racist as fuck, but don't really hate people.
for example, here's what you'd see where I'm from.
>Live an hour away from Canadian border
>see two three trucks with seniors and older, all flying Confederate flags out of the back
>loud ass fucking 2Pac song with the bass all the way up.
And no one ever cared
>>671667109
>>671666868
But... But.. That's bad will....
>>671662624
I know that shit. Took a bunch and ducked a fat chick with no teeth I got weed from. Hell of a thing, man.
>>671666885
you sure like the idea of women lying.
Are you a cuck anon?
I had sex with my own grandmother
This was quite a few years ago:
>be me 16 during summer, posting on craigslist looking for an older woman
>cliche but I'm 16 and horny, lie about my age
>end up emailing back and forth with 41 year old married woman while she's at work
>we trade pictures, she is 5/10, little chubby, nice tits - but she could have been a 2/10 as I was 16 and unbelievably horny
>she's pretty funny, she calls me from her car before she heads home, i manage to not spaghetti
>she calls again later that night while her husband is asleep, we end up having phone sex (really just me listening to her talk dirty while i jack off)
>I kind of assume that's it, figure that was pretty neat
>she emails the next day, i ignore it because I'm weird, also need to beat halo3
>she calls the next morning, says she's not working - would i feel like sneaking over?
>holyshit.jpg
>get ready, take my sister's car even tho I only have my permit, drive to this strange woman's house
>she answers the door in a robe - not even a sexy one or anything, but at the time just how weird this was makes me diamonds
>we talk for a bit, she offers me a beer - i'm suddenly feeling even shyer than normal, she can kind of tell but she's being sweet
>asks if I'm really 19 (I thought 18 sounded too on the nose because I think I'm clever), but before I can say anything she laughs and says "oh god, maybe you shouldn't tell me", then kisses me
>I do my best to act like I know what I'm doing, she almost immediately slips my hand into her robe and has me grab her tits, she's moving right to my pants and rubbing me
>she gives me head right there on her couch, I try not to but cum pretty fast - she acts fine with it, we talk awkwardly and drink another beer, then she drags me to her room and fucks my brains out
>I finally cum (and think she cums? but who fucking knows, I didn't even care) and she tells me I'm sweet, and keeps stressing "this is just a today thing, no one can know about this, that's cool right?"
Cont:
Fucked the girl my friend has still a crush on. She was craving for my dick and who am I to say no.
>>671667623
So has everyone else
>>671667734
Someone's a shit tier friend.
Holy fuck dude. You may have fucked the bitch, but you're still a faggot
>>671666898
actually fascinating
>>671667700
Continuing:
>I don't care, am just laying there amazed this happened
>go home, take a nap, she never contacts me again
>flash forward to a few months ago
>at sister's wedding, derping around
>get introduced to her fiance/husband's family, super neat, I'm polite but don't care
>after the wedding her husband's mom comes up to me, just chatting, she says "have we met before? did you ever work in beaverton?"
>I say nope, don't think so.. definitely haven't worked in Beaverton
>finish my drink, she wanders off, I don't think a lot of it - until suddenly it hits me
>She was the weird older woman I had met on craigslist that summer
>don't say anything, don't even know what I would say
>eat lots of food and go home
the end
>>671667700
condom or bare? you come in her?
I am dating a 16 year old, every now and then i finger her in a park. We attempted Sex but i was much too big for her.
>>671665059
Where's the website to that? I need it.
>>671667734
I'd call you the man with shit for honor, but even Jaime Lannister is loyal to his friends.
>>671668047
u have a horse size dick?
>>671661328
>I have a extream foot fetish
>I fap to crabs and lobsters being crushed
>I love the sound of diarrhea
>I think people overreact a fuck ton about pedophilia
>I still think DSOTM is pink floyds best album
>I like Kanye
>also death grips
I should just an hero
>>671668262
No, but she has an incredibly small vagina. I've been slowly stretching her over the course of the past few weeks. The first time we tried anything, only my pinkie could fit. Now she can take my index/middle finger. once i can get the thumb in, we'll try again.
>be 18
>long distance relationship from
Perth to Melbourne (long ass fucking way)
>plans to go see gf in Melbourne for one last weekend
>two nights before flights to Melbourne get drunk with best friend and his fucktoy
>we both fuck her
>next night I go see a side chick
>next day fly to Melbourne, smash gf
>dick sucked by 3 girls in 3 days
>didn't wash genitals once
>kek regularly to this day
What's weird is my friends fucktoy is now his serious girlfriend. lel
>>671668464
i highly doubt that. cool story though
When I was around 10 I choked 7 cats
>>671661328
I used to be a guy but now no one in my new life knows. I am a full time transgender mtf who transitioned at home from 17 to 19 and them moved across country from West Virginia to Seattle to live as a female. I haven't even told my bf yet and I worry if I never tell him but I dunno, I feel like I shouldn't.
>>671668641
It's the truth man. She hardly even touched herself before me. still hardly touches erself. I am her largest source of sexual pleasure. She actaully stopped me earlier becuase there was no chance that she able to make me come and that "it wasnt fair for me if she came but i didn't" Which i Honestly don't give a crap about.
>>671668877
have you ever tried flipping her over and dominating her ass?
>>671668854
no one interested?
>>671669007
She's not into butt suff.My toungue accidentally grazed her asshole when i was eating her our once, she freaked out.
>>671668854
Don't be a bitch. tell him.
Cheated on my ex after he cheated on me. He still doesn't know.
>>671669249
What if he dumps me and calls me a freak? So far it has been a whirlwind romance and I finally moved in with him and he is so fucking well off I want to stay with him forever.
Bush did 9/11
When I was in daycare, like aged 3-5 at nap time Pam would give me "rubs" where she'd more or less molest me. I liked it a lot.
Looking back on it now it was pretty fucked up. I dunno if it messedy head up. But I find myself mostly attracted to plain looking middle aged women (just like Pam). But it could be completely unrelated.
In high school I spied on friends milk mom. early 30s 36d. Stayed over a couple of times. Sneak in her room while she was sleeping. Lifted the covers up and she is sleeping in this short set. Riding up could see everything. Later I snuck in and was able to lift her shirt up a little and see her tits.
>>671661328
I've been having sex with my girlfriend monthly without my parents' knowledge.
They're very religious, and in my country sex without marriage is taboo.
>>671663411
Faggot.
Well, I'm a "functioning psychopath" or so I'm told. Really, the only problem I have is an absence of any empathy.
>>671669445
Put yourself in his shoes, If you were him wouldn't you want to know?
>>671669503
Browning did 1911
>>671661328
im a pedophile
>>671669751
I can't think like a man hence the whole becoming a girl thing. If he never found out I am sure he would love me forever. His sister even spoiled the surprise and he is proposing to me in a month.
>>671669205
probably because she wasn't ready for it. Try extended ass-grabbing while making out some day.
Anal sex is a lot like anal sex- you have to slowly ease into it lol. I mean there's really no analogy needed here. If you want to enter her, be informed. Women's Health magazine tweets about it constantly.
I once kid napped Barney and raped him in my basement with no lube
Wait seriously?
>>671661889
Fuck off nigger
sometimes i get so bored that i steal shit from shops in order to get that good ol adrenaline rush
>>671663324
>barely coherent English
>welcome newfag
>>671661328
stayed with my uncles fora few days (long weekend), we partyed etc..shared room with his 13 year old son..i was 22..got really drunk, went to sleep (sharing bed with nephew) woke up feeling wet..saw him blowing me...got really turned on (alcohol and blow job can do that).. ended up fucking the faggot that night..never talked about it again..
>>671669708
You sound like my ex, he seems unable to feel guilt or any kind of empathy.
>>671661328
My opa was a nazi officer, told to never tell anyone or mossad will kill my family. I fucking hate jews.
>>671662271
I know a girl named Alina. Pics?
>>671668475
You are a grotty cunt, get checked.
>>671669445
Then, you're living your life on lies
Fingerbanged my mate's gf on the couch while he was playing WoW. Could have slipped it in if she hadn't been wearing pants, nevermind. Was years ago.
>>671661328
My dick is not really 11" long
It's only 9,5"
I feel like such a cheat
>>671670664
Its not a lie, we met fishing at the warf and it went from there. Just because I USED to be a guy shouldn't really mean anything since I now fully pass and have a neo vag.
My 13yo daughter has now grown a perfect set of tits. Her nipples were pointing out through her t-shirt yesterday and I couldn't stop looking.
They haven't finished growing yet. In fact they're growing very fast. So she is not yet in her final form. But goddamn yesterday was a good day.
Yeah I blew a load last night thinking about it.
Sorry, no, no pics for you loaded with EXIF data or identifiable objects in the background.
>>671670198
Shit. That's definitely me.
Thing is, I want to feel those things. I just don't. So, I've just acted out my life pretty well.
>>671670831
okay 'dad', you give us one pic, and I promise you I won't trace you back.
>>671670767
Don't try to use technicalities to get out this. You're lying. Admit it first.
>>671669708
edgy af, you're not a psychopath, stfu
>>671669687
Also having sex with my gf at her parents place without them noticing haha.
>>671670767
You're very pretty and if you get your heart broken, you have my sympathies and my encouragement to try again.
I think my ex is trying to mentally hurt me more than he's ever done before so I'll kill myself. I'm too scared of him to tell anyone and I think I'm at the point of going through with it.
>>671661328
>be me , 25 not fag, like girl with a feminine penis.
Fap to little sisters dirty panties smell and taste so good
>>671669687
fuck off underage b&
>>671671121
time to get on hrt
>>671670831
No pics because your a lying faggot. At least try man come on
>>671671121
>feminine penis
I'm currently in a relationship with a 15 year old. I'm 20, her dad and family members are totally cool with it. Had sex multiple times since she's legal next year, 16 is legal age in my country. Suck on that one muricans. Her dads totally cool with that too as long as she doesn't get preggo
I'm 31, but my gf is 15. We tell everyone she is 19, and people are still looking at me as kind of a creep.
15 is legal age here so I feel covered at least, her birthday is in June so Shes close to 16.
But sometimes it kinda dawns on me. Jesus fuck I work in an office, have a car, education, my own place and only scarce contact with my family, and she still goes to middle school (Jesuit private scholarship, she's smart).
I am extremely happy with my life, and with her, both living with her and sexually, but when it dawns on me, sometimes I just feel like drawning. Pure terror for an hour and I cannot even breathe for all that time (i just feels that way, I actualy breathe).
Thats my secret, fuck off.
>>671662235
Same but for me it's dust
>>671669708
you mean you have functioning autism/asperger's?
>>671661328
I am a furfag and a yiff artist.
And i own over 10 sex toys.
>>671671116
. Thats sounds like some fucked up shit and o think you need to go get help. Many states offer services usually for free. But seriously that sounds like emotional abuse and not in the faggy sjw way but in clinical pyschology type of way
I'm bi
I've had a huge crush on my best friend older sister since forever. Was sleeping over at his place one time and his sister was away. His mom told me to just sleep in her bed.
Ended up jerking off sniffing some of her panties.
Got some cum on the sheets, mom knew but never told him. Never told him.
>>671671369
Was fucking a 15 year old when I was 18.
She's my fuck-slave now. She's had boyfriends, fiances, but everytime I call on her she literally comes running.
My dick isn't even big. Just north of 5 inches. But she completely submits to my will even when she's pissed at me.
>suck on that non-american anon
>>671671121
>penis
>femenine
Pic one faggot
>>671671402
>Humanlikedust
Anyone else cum over their little sister
>>671671513
Fag
>>671671121
beminine fenis
>>671670767
You still have those good old XY Chromosomes.
You are not a female, everything you have done is superficial just like you.
You will fuck a guys life over just to make yourself feel better about the fantasy you have built up about yourself.
If you were any kind of human you would either admit to the guy what you really are or kill yourself... Or keep living a lie and forcing another human to fuel your delusion.
Fuck you
>>671670831
newfag doesn't understand EXIF data doesn't work on this site anymore
i cheated on my ex twice
>>671671394
And I thought my relationship with a15 year old was creepy? Whatever floats your boat dude but 31? 16 year age difference, thats a little too much age difference for me /b/ro
>>671662911
MOAR?
>>671671394
>and people are still looking at me as kind of a creep.
Maybe because nobody's falling for your lies, idiot.
Also, you ARE a creep. Don't tell me you're one of those kid touchers who cries persecution
>>671671714
He already knows I can't give birth, I said I had a bad ovarian infection when I was young so that gives me an excuse to take my estrogen and that I am sterile. He is fine with that part. I just haven't told him I was a dude.
>>671665937
Can agree.
Got herpes a couple years ago from some chick I hooked up with. After the first outbreak I never had another since.
I often forget I even have it
>>671671402
mad respect for that organization
Post some symmetrical dust bro
>>671671402
ok...
I'm retard, but everyone thinks I'm smart.
>>671671402
moar
>>671661328
ever since i was little i wanted a child
the older i got the weirder it got
now im at the point where im sad i can't be pregnant
thanks for the whore genes mom,
>>671671369
So every time she comes back from the store with a jar of Ragu Old world style, her dad nods in approval?
>>671666382
I do this to any phone I can get my hands on.
Sometimes they're non the wiser
>>671671778
I know. Tbh I look more like 24-25 (my younger brother is 26 but looks 32 :^) ), and she more like 18, but still.
I actually met her when she was 14, and she always told she is 18. Thank god I never touched her then. When It started being semi-serious and I kinda started to turn it into a steady thing she confessed.
Whew boy, that was an awkward evening.
I'm bi, faggots
I want to fuck my friend's wife, but she's charging me too much.
>>671672251
you get the special snowflake award for the most non-secret secret
In 2005 when they banned mini shampoo bottles on flights I snuck a travel bottle of head and shoulders up my ass because I was headed to a job interview in China and was fresh out of college and wanted to give my best impression to the company. Needless to say I got hired and got over my dandruff and now make a very nice living.
>>671672111
>>671672111
The awkward moment I had when me and my gf started the relationship was when my mom asked me her age, she was 14 at the time so I just told her that, id be way to easy for her to figure out. Met her irl and we fucked within 1 hr of meeting. She lives in another town so we met on the internet. Omegle I think
>>671668854
What part of wv ya fucking homo? And can we get pics of your mangina?
>>671671829
Lies, I am extremely non creepy.
Also no persecution feeling from my side, god no.
It just weird, because it feels that way, that weirness is kinky to me, and at the same time is legal.
Law is fucked on that matter here. Everything we do is legal, but we cannot marry until she gets 18.
She is semi-orphaned (dead father, abusive mother, she emancipated herself when 13 and lived with her grandmother), and as such she cannot even marry earlier (because if her legal guardian, that needs to be 18 agreed, she could marry at 16. But because since she emancipated herself, she is her own guardian, but not 18, so cannot allow herself that priviledge)
When I was in HS I got my friend raped and made her feel like it was her fault because she was a cockteasing prude and I hated how she made me feel like a slut for liking to fuck.
>>671671842
So what, all that means is you are deliberatly missleading him.
You lied about an infection to create the impression you had overies.
Keep kidding yourself all you want, why would you drag another person into your fucked up lie of an existance though?
>we end up on a friends house to sleep
>same bed, she undresses to just shirt and leggins
>hear some heavy breathing and i start touching her ass through the leggins
>shit was tight
>shes laying face down next to me
>dying with anticipation
>i get cocky enough to put down her leggins half way
>shes just wearing a thong dick is diamonds
>put thong to the side and slowly i rub one finger over her asshole
>shes getting wet, sometimes she moves and scares me but this is too much fun
>i grab her hips and push her to me so now shes with her back to my chest
>pull up her shirt and start playing with her belly button piercing
>push her ass to my dick and get my hand to her titties. Shes has no bewbs just perky nipples. Start massaging them
>nipples gotta be sensitive, she moves a bit, i get her back to her position. I grab her leg and make her spread
>get my hand under her panties
>now shes wet as fuck
>she has some pubes hair like from not shaving for a week or so
>i rub my hand all over her pussy. her juices are everywhere. make her taste them
>with a finger on her mouth i get back to her pussy. shes licking it feel her tongue piercing.
>stick a finger on her pussy and i start finger banging her
>now shes breathing faster and moans a bit
>keep fingering her and i get her juices over her asshole
>Lets try the Pinky finger
>get it like 2/3 down her asshole. almost wake up but just turns around a bit
>move her like a ragdoll back to me and i get a grip on her pussy again
>panties are drenched in juices by now
>now theres two fingers on her pussy, she starts moving her hip in dreams fucking my fingers
>thats the hottest, watching her fucking my fingers while asleep. she might be a cunt but her body is honest.
>at last alarm starts buzzing
>wake up next to me
>-Aww anon what time is it?
>check clock its 2 pm
>-Shit im late my mom is gonna kill me!
>Starts dressing up, i know shes feeling her wet panties
>-I had a weird dream anon....
>>671672083
More like he just leaves us to our own shit and rarely comes in late in the evening. He's told us before he's ok with it happening as he and her psychologist have already made it down on paper that she's mentally 21 years old
>>671669812
>>671669917
underrated posts
>>671666382
my friend had an old phone charging through my computer and during that time I copy pasted fucking EVERYTHING I could.
Tragically, there wasn't a single fucking nude. I was devastated.
>>671671447
No. I have genuinely mislead people and have caused some pain for my own ends.
My gf, friends and family do not know of this.
No, I haven't killed anyone and don't foresee that ever happening.
>>671672533
Oh god my parent. Its a good coincidence they are far away.
also
>>671672111
>>671672111
>>671672111
got em
>>671669445
You're a liar, a manipulator and only into a guy for his money? Man those operations are good, you sound almost exactly like a woman. Take a day off from being a cunt and tell him, that or an hero.
>>671671842
What part of wv were you from? Can we see your mangina? How old are you
>>671672589
dude you don't get to say that you're not creepy after you tell us you're fucking 31 years old and dating a minor.
and I don't know what backwards state you live in (Probably Utah) but rarely does the emancipated minor statute allow for such a young goddamned age. I mean you can't really do SHIT legally until you're 14, and that's like getting a special license for tractors and shit on rural ass property.
>>671670218
Is she from Clearwater, FL?
I literally blacked out and went through what I can tell was an extremely bad bout of LSD induced psychosis at the age of 19 and only came out of it at the beginning of 2015. The last thing I remember about my former life was the names of my family members and that I was failing business studies and on the verge of dropping out of college.
When I came round from it I was sat in the cockpit of a Boeing 747 at Melbourne airport. I had 'lost' 6 years of my life. I'd somehow managed to become a fully qualified pilot (full ATPL) and had even paid off the debt I had from taking my Intergrated course. Things are good now although I do have periods where I kind of get lost in my head trying to piece together what the hell happened during those 6 years. Thankfully fucked up me picked a pretty awesome career.
>>671673018
Ive also topped my university for four semesters out of seven if that helps.
I got a footjob from a 12 year old.
>>671673341
Are you fucking serious?
>>671673464
I got a blow job from a 4yo
>>671673107
1. Its not state in the Union, its kinda on a diferent continent, and another coutnry.
2. 15 is age of consent here
3. She got herself emancipated at 13, so legally she is not a minor since then (even through she was under her grandmothers care)
I know its just a technical mumbo jumbo and I'm a terrible person.
>>671673341
>>671673471
no he's not this shit was posted about a week ago and I've seen it every damn day since.
Only last time it was a lawyer and he came to in the middle of a case briefing
I have a 5.1 inch penis and when im with any girls i cant almost get hard cuz im fucking nervous about it, and some gurls dont know how to handle a flacid small dick, and i assume they are dissapointed because im like an 8.5 (muh mother was a model)
>>671673464
What was it like? How did it happen?
>>671673654
so you're a terrible person, but you're not creepy?
I'll concede to your other points, I don't know shit about other country's laws- especially when I don't know the country in question
>>671669856
hey pedo bro
i also only like little girls and boys
>>671672273
Charging you too much?
>>671662299
I warned you about YLYL threads anon
>>671671499
I'm honestly to god damn scared to get help or even tell anyone. I don't want to fuck up his life either and part of me still loves him. He's purposefully pushed me to an hero before but this time seems different somehow... I don't want him to hurt me but I'm even paranoid to leave my house now. I don't even want him to know that I'm afraid of him cause he'll get more angry and I'm scared of what he'll do
Trying to get the miserable old git of a neighbour to sell up. He is the most vile of people you will ever meet. Been at logger heads for years. He's been pestering me for years the old sod. Started off a few years ago with an over growing plant growing up on the fence. Gradually escalated to the extent where last month I was forced to take the life of his cat in retaliation to his terror attacks on my flowerbeds. I have a superb CCTV system that's practically now a survailance system. I've got all his angles covered and my covert cameras even look into his house.
Spent the beggining of this year converting the study into a control room! Also just received planning permission (a lenghty process) for an outhouse. Well it's going to be more like a bunker! He won't be happy. I cannot wait for winter to come later this year.. Won't it be a tragedy when his electricity goes...Best wrap up warm Roy old boy! I've already figured out how I'm going to plunge you into the bitter cold darkness on that freezing December night! Brrr!
>>671661328
i am very happy with my life, i like my money of course, i like my invertions, i like my gfs, i like my family, etc. I make a good life. But that is a secret because the world is full of faggots with envy faggot.
>>671662101
fuck!
>>671662937
Its because you've gotten into a routine where your brain won't let you sleep because its waiting for you to wank, just stop for a couple of nights and you will be right
Guys, should I lose my virginity? I want to, but I'll probably pussy out.
>>671673779
She had a crush on me, was sitting next to me resting legs on my lap. I took her feet and forced her to rub me off. I got hard. She started to like it, bit her bottom lip, gave me a devious glare and made me cum.
>>671662101
>mommy never hugged me
>no woman ever so much as smiled at me
>>671674373
need some fucking context with this post bro. Just lose it or you'll get so fucking hung up about it it'll ruin your adult life.
Even if she's fatter than hell, pussy is pussy.
And it has to be vaginal intercourse if you're straight.
>>671674379
Any pics of this? Of her or her feet?
I have gotten a footjob from a 17 year old
>>671663411
fantasy of boy
>>671674496
Ok, mods ban me, but I am under the legal age of consent in Colorado, but CO has a rule I can fuck anyone 4 years within my age range. There's this one girl that we have been dating for some time now, and she is down, but I don't know how I will pull it off.
I've already accepted that I'm bisexual, and now I'm starting to wonder whether or not I'm just gay.
>>671662299
you are a very fucking heroe
>>671674502
Maybe. And I forgot to mention her two younger sisters were right in front of use, glued to the tv watching a movie. Got me diamonds.
>>671661328
I'm depressed but people tend to think I'm a happy person who loves to help people. In reality I'm just trying to make myself feel better by helping people. Though I'm starting to get desynthesized to that good feeling and it scares me. It's getting to the point where I can't feel anything else and I've been thinking about suicide almost daily.
>>671661328
When i was young i tended to steal money from rich relatives and donated them to international jehovah's witnesses terror cells in hopes of getting a free monthly copy of the Watchtower. Until i got caught. Now i'm a changed man.
>>671674760
>desynthesized
>>671670209
sure, and you live in south america too
>>671674641
dude you just have to blunder through it. Brutal honesty, as autistic as it may sound, it'll be less painful than trying to put moves you do not have on her.
You say she's "down" explain that. Has she said specifically to you that she wants to have sex with you? Tell her you're up for it, and ask her to figure out a time when she's free that you two can get together.
Brutal honesty. Tell her you're a virgin, you'll need communication, not just body language to tell if you're doing a good enough job.
And get some cheap wine coolers or flavored alcohol- it never hurts.
>>671674697
Post pics :D
Any other good footjob stories? Any chance you could get another from her?
The one I got one from was staying the night with my sister and we were all watching a movie and she was on the couch at the other end but had her feet in the blanket I was using...Slid my pants off and waited for her to stretch her feet out...accidentally touched my dick with her toes...all gold.
>>671674760
desensitized** on clover app on my phone auto correct.
i fap to cartoons
>>671673853
>so you're a terrible person, but you're not creepy?
It was a sarcastic remark.
I kinda expected reaction of action from a high moral point. More akin to:
>Legal Mumbo jumbo, hurr, durr, from my high horse i still say you are an ebin individual.
I did not expect you to be logical. Sorry for that
From legal standpoint I even consulted a lawyer, because at start I was kinda worried she was jailbaiting or honeytrapping me, and its good.
On the other hand I kinda have to say I accept this is a "speshul" situation because she was forced to grow up by her situation. I regularly meet 20something that still act like fucking kids. But on other hand, everyone would say his situation, is the special one.
I had some nudes. I never had them anywhere else than on my phone and computer. Somehow they ended up on the internet with my full name and city. A few guys contacted me on FB and tried to intimidate me, but I didnt let them. I made them tell me where they got the pics from... Yep 4chan. I found the kinds of threads where they shared them with each other. I saw that they agreed that I was the hottest. After that I decided to stop giving a fuck and just take it as a compliment that they think I'm that hot.
>>671673341
Bourne. Jason Bourne.
>>671674760
Well good to know that I'm not alone feeling like that. Though, I'm past the suicidal point I guess.I suggest going abroad, go somewhere completely new. Don't you have people that care for you? You should tell them this stuff. It's the reason I never became an hero; there was someone who I'd hurt too much, I care not for myself but others... that's a whole different thing.
You keep going anon, keep going.
>>671675185
I don't fault you for that- this is not a place where logic has meaning.
You do sound like you care more than a typical predator though and I don't know what to say about that- but since we're from two different countries all I can really say is that laws over there seem crazy to my own sometimes.
It's not my thing, but it's not in my jurisdiction either.
>>671675305
post them?
Also you could ruin their lives for their blackmail attempts
>>671672356
If that were true, it would be "Head & Asshole".
test
iam too good people for this planet, some people cant stand at this and they go away, for me si hard to be /b/tard on here, i dont try to be /b/tard
I've killed 8 dogs. And I'll do it again.
>>671674646
>I've already accepted that I'm bisexual, and now I'm starting to wonder whether or not I'm just gay.
Same here. it's just so easy to get a guy into bed than it is a girl, why bother being bi?
>>671670831
i hear you, man
Every weekend at breakfast it's hard to stop looking at my soon-to-be-13 yo stepdaughter nipples perking through her pajamas.
>>671670852
It's good you at least want to feel them, II don't think my ex even really cared about faking it, unless he was trying to manipulate someone.
How do you do it? Is there anything you'd feel guilt or remorse about?
>>671670831
lmao fucking white families. So fucked up.
I never hear of this shit in eastern europe, probably because we aren't dosed up on gmo'd foods and fluoridated water 24/7.
I fap to traps. No big deal, right? Except I'm more attracted to traps that don't quite pass. The ones that when you look at them you can tell it's a guy. Close to feminine but not quite there.
>>671675873
so you admit you arent white?
>>671675873
yeah that's horse shit and you know it.
Have you just ignored this one guy in the thread talking about his 13 year old girlfriend?
>>671675505
It's not like I have been stalking kids or young teens my whole life. I had a more "expected" aged partners.
This just happend.
And I would be disingenuous if I stated there is nothing worrying in the situation. Myself, if not involved, and looking on the thing from outside would probably condemn it.
This might be why I have those panic attacks, or whatever that is. I guess time will tell.
Know what? Here's a ''secret'' of sorts:
I always thought of myself as too much a gentleman, or just too nice to take advantage of a girl. I almost never take initiative and place myself almost instantly in a friendzone.
Friendship is great, but I've never had a girlfriend and am pretty lonely nowadays.
I fear, that I'm not a gentleman, but that I'm just scared of what might happen....
I'm tall, big, and I'm just a scared ''gentle'' fuckface. I don't know what to do with myself.
>>671675579
Lol no. Even though I stopped giving a fuck about them being out there I dont feel like sharing them even more. My face is on one of them. My tattoos are on the rest.
They made false profiles just for me. I lied and told them I was 17 at the time the pics was taken then they said sorry and gave me a link to the pics, and said I should report it to the police.
>>671661328
I'm a man
>i put my finger in my cousin when she was asleep
>then she woke up and i whipped my hand back and pretended i was asleep.
>>671676172
so crop that shit out. MS Paint. I want to see your pussy
>>671671402
>Has a thing for dust
This is TileGuy all over.
>>671676274
Yeah.. No.
>>671671402
That symmetrical dust though
>>671675663
I know right? Only chick I've ever been with was the one I used to be married to, and since then I've had 4 enjoyable experiences with guys just by answering an online ad.
>>671676409
well I've done all I can. Why did you bring it up if you weren't going to share with the rest of the class?
>>671661328
I let my dog fuck me and sucked his dick too.
>>671676570
fuck, i remember being in that thread, happy i haven't been to that shit hole of a board in a year+
>>671676598
you male or female? Need to know in order to determine if this is hot or fucking gay. I have so many questions
>>671675643
You should kill yourself instead
>>671668009
Lol I gave a girl a golden shower once and I started laughing because of the look on her face. She screams at me to leave. Im giggling as I walk out.
Like 8 years later I go to a coworkers stag and doe and sure enough buddy is getting married to the girl I pissed on.
She gave me the dirtiest look when she saw me and we both pretended we never met before.
>>671676747
female, me and my brother used the dog when we were young to get off.
I regularly go to website with pics of naked actresses, where there is a category where you can filter on underage nudity (even in mainstream movies).
I fap on some movies with 12-16yo nude actresses, easier than going on tor.
"nudism" sites too
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