My gender is relevant for this question. I'll post tits if you roll trips.
I really want to go to a strip club. Just turned 21, and I'm going to go soon. What should I expect? How much money should I bring? Will I be treated differently because I'm a girl? (Like will strippers not go to me, or will it be normal because of money and such.)
bring singles, google the dollar test, dont touch the strippers
Tits or gtfo
Saging
do you like girls? are you fat?
>>671659277
strippers are beings with no soul with a crazy retarded personality with big mental issues
as long as you bring money they will do everything you want
Lets see em
>>671659587
the dollar test?
Most good strip clubs I've been in don't let women inside
>>671659625
I do. And by 4chans standards, I'm a land whale.
>>671659734
Sweet.
>>671659778
So close.
And wait really? How do I check? I have the website to the one I want to go to, but it doesn't seem to say anything.
>>671659277
Pretty the same as this fag
>>671659734
About 100-150$/night
Do you drink a lot?
Stripers are dumbs but often funny.
>>671659837
Fuck nvm I don't want your tits
>>671659837
Why are you fat?
I always wonder this. Why do people chose to be fat?
Wouldn't you want to be admired instead of being repulsive? Is all that junk food really worth never getting loved at all?
>b-b-but I didn't chose to be fat
You chose not to eat healthy and not to exercise. Your weight is in your hands and it's your responsibility
Strippers like girls.
>>671659895
well mail them your question, who knows maybe you get free private dance
>>671659277
depends on the club. the nice club around here had a lot of groups of guys and girls coming in to party, and the strippers will often interact with the cute girls for the benefit of the crowd. they'll often try to get girls to flash and take off their clothes.
>>671659778
Not without a male escort.
Bitches be catty and ripping out weave over a nigga an shit. Cain't have that.
>>671659277
Post tits if we roll trips...
You stupid fucking whore that's not how this goes
>>671659903
I CAN drink a lot, but I'd want to spend more money on chicks instead of booze there.
>>671659930
ok then
>>671660004
My boyfriend is into chubby girls. I used to teach martial arts and we never had sex. I got depressed, ate more. He got turned on by my humiliation. Plus I play videogames more than a healthy amount now that I no longer teach.
Here are your trips. post 'em
Some clubs don't allow touching of the strippers, at all.
Others only allow women to touch the strippers.
Definitely bring us back some souvenir photos of its the latter.
>>671659277
My best friend had a bi girlfriend.
She got a lap dance from a stripper in R.I.
It looked like it was raining inside with $1 bills. The stripper gave his gf $50 when it was done. she tried to refuse but the stripper made $300 off one song.
Told my best friend and hi gf I would whack off that night, and I did.
Hey, its March.
>>671659903
nah just drink a few beers
drinks at these clubs are insanely expensive you pay for a long island icetea like 35€
also girls come by and ask for a private dance which is like 50-100€ and if you say I'm fine I dont want a private dance then they ask you for a drink and often they order long island icetea or champaign for 80€ a glass
>>671660163
I also play videogames too, but I've got a indoor bike so I can do sports and play at the same time.
>>671659277
bring $200 at least
strippers will grind your thighs anyway if you give them a tip
>>671660163
sounds extremely fucked up
Wear sweats :)
Eh, rollin for the tits.
Why do you want to go so badly?
>>671660145
Makes sense.
>>671660249
I would fucking love that
>>671660321
I mean an unhealthy amount. I used to work out in the mornings before school, then teach after and then play games before bed. But now i live with my boyfriend and its nothing but college and videogames now.
Boobs
>>671660402
It's not pleasant. I've begun working out again since the relationship is eh, but it seems the more I work out, the less sex I get. Pretty motivation destroying.
>>671660487
I can't get off unless thinking of women. Girls are hot, I want to see them strip in person instead of just lurking /b/
>>671660566
close /b/ro
roll for ugly tits
rolll
>>671660488
>i would love that
You're a good woman, OP. I do hope to roll trips right now.
Stippers are mostly lesbians. You'll love it you fucking faggot.
rolling!
>>671660163
Dump his sorry ass. If he's making you lose market value, then tell him to fuck off.
Fix your goddamn life, and start working out.
Just rolling for the trips
>>671660640
Interesting. Yet you stick with a boyfriend? Any particular reason for doing so?
I summon trips
triproll
>>671660163
Either your bf is gay or you are ugly as fuck and he doesn't know how to end it!
>>671659277
You post tits, now! You can't just come in here and change things up by demanding something for the one things that's always expected up front and has been that way since before you were in short pants. Fucking whores, I swear to GOD!!
go trpis
Cmon 999/000
Rollierino
OP, don't show tits, publicly leave the thread. Go fuck your boyfriend, enjoy the strip show, and laugh at all the virgins desperately trying to improve their self-image by putting down some random person on the internet.
>>671660742
Thanks
>>671660797
I'm hoping so! Pretty excited
>>671660806
>>671660829
He's pretty great. Only flaw is the sex thing, but that's what porn is for. And I'm not massive. I said landwhale because this is /b/. I'm bigger than I've ever been, but I can still parkour and stuff, so I'm not too concerned for my health. I can get back into shape if I wasn't in this relatinoship.
>>671660911
I've tried to end it multiple times. He's literally said "no" and we've been together for 2 years.
>>671661167
Roll
Trips get
That market value meat
>>671661123
You're quite welcome. I'm rolling again for tits, but humbly requesting a feet pic as well.
>>671661240
Nah fam u roll
>>671661331
dammit off by one.
fucking captcha
>>671661123
You don't need to both agree to end a relationship. If you feel that you are getting the short stick in it, move on. Who cares about him and what he feels in this?
I also feel for you. I'm in a similar position myself. I'm wanting to end it, but haven't because I live with her.
My choices were living out of my car, or get an apartment with her. I wouldn't exactly say that I regret it, but...
>>671659277
I shouldn't reply because tits or gtfo, but fuck it. I've been to about a dozen different strip clubs in various states and they all have their own little bullshit going on, first thing I do is goto the bar a drink for a bit and observe whats going on, if you start getting harassed by each little twit that half-heartedly shakes her ass on stage, then just bail goto a better club.
Nothing annoys me more then the "I'm hot so give me money" attitude, I'm more like fuck you entertain me then I'll pay.
Def go to the strip club. Bring $50-60 including entrance. Strippers dont care if your a girl. You'll most likely get more from your money too.
>>671661355
Off by two you mongoloid, that's 100% error.
I've been in strip clubs with female colleagues in the USA in the past, so you can find places that let girls in.
yeah, lemme waste them trips on a landwhale
just I always wished for...
OP is a fag
>>671661401
Rolled 331
333 would have been trips
that's 2/3
that's off by one, you fucking fool
>>671661123
then stop being a whiney bitch and just FUCKING LEAVE.
also rolling for motivation.
here's a challenge.
someone rolls trips, you show tits and walk out on your piece of shit "boyfriend".
>>671659277
gim' dat pos whale tits then
Rolling for land whale tits
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>>671660488
STFU AND ROLL FOR SOME TITS
rollio
trips confirmed. check'em. OP Deliver.
>>671661698
You are right
#Roll
>>671659277
Went to a strip club in Vegas, so not sure if it's a common experience, but I got a lap dance, and they stick their BOOBS in your face. Expect to have to pay a door fee, or min drink fee "usually $20 or so), lap dances are anywhere from $40 and other services go up from there. They all bring their stripper friends over, so you have to pay them all (so, $40 for original girl, then $40x3 if you let her friends dance with her.....) and you can easily accidentally spend $200. Otherwise, bring a ton of $1 and $5 so you can toss them are the girls you like seeing.....
Strippers will go to anyone who has money, they don't give a shit.
TL;DR: If you do anything but watch, you'll spend way too much. If you stick to just watchinf, expect to spend around $50.
>is also femanon
>>671661738
jk got em now tho
roll ffs
roll
show us them hanging overstretched tits
Rollerino
Rollerino
>>671661746
eventho OP is a faggot and does not understand how 4chan works.
Rolll
>>671661106
He's involved in a game right now, otherwise I would. But I'll definitely enjoy the show :D
>>671661331
Feet coming up!
>>671661376
Living situation is complicated, plus we rely on each other for quite a bit. I don't want to screw him over, he's a good guy. When college ends, we'll probably go our separate ways.
>>671661382
I'll probably get too excited and be generous with my money the first time. But thanks for the advice
>>671661394
Sweet, thanks
>>671661483
We've established this. Girls are hot, not my fault.
OP left
arrr show us yer blow hole..
le roll
>>671661854
Then someone hack her nudes!
roll for tits
Tiiiiiits
Rolling for some moby tits. Will take some cleavage as well.
>>671661784
rell
>>671661899
You did good son. you did real good.
Roll
tiddies
Rollllllllllllll
rollolo
Can we just get the tips to stop the spam for trips? You got your advice.
CHECK EM!
roll for big tits
>>671661753
Oh yeah, and I forgot that tipping for dances and whatnot is expected to be at least $20.
Tiddays
>>671661840
Get a real timestap what with this piece of shit camera? Max res is "thumbnail"?
>>671661840
oops
>>671661945
reall
"She" won't show shit
tititits
Tits with timestamp naaaaooo!
Rock n' roll.
>>671662038
one last time
>>671662081
roll
>>671659837
don't listen to the faggots- still post that body.
Some of us like chubby women.
quints get
>>671662114
damn so close I was
Ral
>>671661840
Holy shit I would love to have those in my face whilst fucking you.
Thanks OP! fucking hot.
Bet the bitch wont show even if we get it. fucking cunt get off 4chan. Im done rolling for this land whale.
>>671661753
Also, Jesus Christ I should have proofread that post..... my fucking phone does what it wants with punctuation and caps.....
czech em
671662777
>anons still thinking she was serious with posting tits
you're all pathetic as shit for baiting
>>671662029
Are you retarded? Filaname is suspicious and no date on phone
Fuck off ugly fatass
>>671662174
keep rolling faggot
>>671662029
Would lick and massage until you said to stop.
Rolling
I need fat tits
>>671662210
Don't care. Like feets.
I'll never get the time I spent reading this back. Women are retarded, and they're starting to turn being bi into being gay.
>>671662229
The battle is lost!... 1 last shitty roll
may we get some cleavage with a timestamp ? Just to keep us here..
did OP leave?
im out! fuckt this cunt!
>>671660916
damn you're new
come on Op show us that you're alive
require moby titties
a s a p
OP wont deliver shit
>>671662029
You piece of shit saved the thumbnail
That's not a timestamp
That's not you
Fuck off with feetbshit and kill yourself
>>671662210
Implying there are girls on the internet
>>671662444
GOT IT BOYS
>>671662444
winrar
>>671661753
I'm definitely getting a lapdance. I require one.
>>671662172
Thanks
>>671662214
Sent it through facebook messenger in order to get it on my computer. But you commenting is keeping my thread alive, so..
>>671662298
Women are attractive, not our fault.
I hope this 404s before she posts 'em.
>>671659277
Strippers love it when girls come in. They will be all over and around you
>>671662444
Winrar
OP Delivar
Check em
Trips were got, deliver op
>>671659277
OP, would your name happen to be Tiffany? Live in Florida?
>>671662582
Oh, no, you being stupid has nothing to do with your liking women or the strip club. Its you and your bf and making this thread that did it for me. Also, a strip club is a strip club. What could you possibly have to wonder about? Are you even a self-aware member of the same society as us?
Post those titties OP
>>671662444
winrar
>>671662462
I corrected the thumbnail, my bad dude.
Time/date is there.
There was a request for feet.
I might be a landwhale, but remember that you rolled for this. I'm just delivering.
>>671662582
>Women are attractive
Not you fat son of a bitch
My comments aren't keeping thread alive i'm saging you dumb sweathy cunt
>>671659277
Are you a lesbo?
>>671662812
Nice nips
No cleavage? Im hurt.
>>671662801
>>671662812
That being said, those are nice.
>>671662812
nice.
Would you show us your panties?
Maybe a simple pic like this
>>671662812
Eh. Seen worse.
>>671662812
gf has that exact same freckle...?
umm..
>>671662444
fucking checked
>>671662812
nice pair
>>671662812
Grabbing them titties while feets were in my face, and me inside you.
Oh, to be young again
>>671662812
How much did you used to weigh vs now?, also nice tits
>>671660163
>>671660640
You're a fucking lesbian, bro.
Fuck your bf off and start dating chicks.
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>>671663011
Why are you fucking up the thread with your gore faggot?
>>671662801
I meant women being attractive was the reason for women going gay. And if you don't like the thread, there are others. Plenty of others. Why you lurking and getting hostile? Just leave dude, no one is making you stay.
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>>671662946
Thanks
Probably wont show undies though.
>>671662927
Unless you live in RI, you're fine. My bf is playing games so I doubt its you
>>671663066
I used to be 115 and I'm 145ish now. But I used to be muscular too, so it looks worse.
>>671663123
Bi, leaning more towards girls. There's complications though.
>>671663222
RI
So close but so far away.
sigh
>>671663222
another set of trips
pussy now!
>>671663222
winrar
more tits
>>671663222
aww but I love panties and want to see yours- you look sexy, I like your chubbiness.
Just find somewhere to sit when you go in and the strippers will come to you and ask if you want a dance or chat to you. If you sit at the bar though they usually wait until you're at a table in my experience and if you have a drink they'll sometimes just take a sip when they're talking with you. As for how much money to take it depends on the club, some places it's about 15$ a dance others are more and some places don't even have stages for you to throw dollars on. In short the advice you've gotten so far from the thread doesn't apply to every club because they're all different. Be prepared to have creepy guys stare at you or try to talk to you too if you're going alone, though you can tell the door man and they'll tell him to leave you alone and kick him out if he carrys on.
>>671663222
OP replied with trips. Therefore we now get pussy shot.
>>671663380
I wanna see OP bent over, sitting on her feet, ass spread.
Sorry everyone had to take a shit i'm back now
>>671663222
This is an ass dance for you OP!
i went to the strippers with two of my lesbian friends about 4 months ago, the strippers were willing to do more for less with them. $150 for a private dance with 2 girls, the strippers fingered one another for about 30 mins. also, quads for pussy?
>>671663222
People dont come to 4chan to find threads they like. They come to say their peace on threads they relate to. Good or bad. The 'if you dont like this, why get involved' argument is rarely a good one.
>>671663456
tasty gif
>>671662812
That mole could be cancerous. You should have your right breast removed. Just to be safe.
>>671663667
so close to a satan
>>671663516
I call bullshit on this. Unless they did this for a show.
>>671663902
more?
>>671661698
Faggot
>>671659277
>strip clubs are overrated as fuck
>if you're gonna go anyway, take like 50 in one dollar bills so you can at least participate.
>strippers love it when chicks go, they wont swarm you but if you want a lap dance or something, they will prolly do it for free.
tldr: going to strip clubs suck, its basically like going to a super expensive bar, but hey! you can get a lapdance? Who gives a shit.
Only been 3 times in my entire adult life, 1st time was cause it was first time, the other two times were for bros when they got married.
>>671659277
roll bitch
>>671664221
FUCK
>>671664197
>this
I don't understand the idea of going to a place with a bunch of other dudes with the purpose of getting a huge throbbing erection that you can't do shit about, and PAYING for the opportunity.
Fuck that shit.
>>671662812
OP delivered
Not a bad pair
>>671663123
Legit
>>671664221
Rolling for what?
Its already done
>>671663222
OP trips
Complete topless is required at the very least now
>>671659587
Googled the dollar test, got just about everything but what you're reffering to. Its obviously not as universal as you think.
>>671664313
yeah its stupid. Its also stupid that you cant just sit there and have a drink, cause the grills are gonna try and sell ya a lapdance.
Give me a fucking break. Id rather go to my local bar, enjoy my beer, not be bothered by girls who just wanna get paid. Be in the prescience of chicks that I can actually talk to, flirt with, all for the real potential of getting laid.
>>671659277
Ausfag here, A friend of mine loves to hit the strip clubs all the time. She pays $5 a lapdance and gets to grope the girls in the bars we have. Not as prudish as the states over here. Even thailand is more expensive than that.
>>671665297
As a chick, I can't typically just flirt with girls. I have horrible gaydar
>>671665309
I'm jealous
>>671665490
well it's different for chicks, I mean, unless you are full on lesbian. What little experience I do have with strip clubs, (like I mentioned before) strippers tend to love it when chicks go, gay or straight.
I think it's just fun for them or something, idk. I mean, go, for the experience I guess. Your experience will be different then what men experience.
Just not my thing, at all, never has been. Also it can be very cringeworthy,the strippers are there for money.
I had a friend who would go EVERY FUCKING night almost, cause this girl that worked there "really likes me man, its great"
Yeah? how much do you give her every time.
>idk, fifty bucks
Sad really. The guy was just lonely. If thats how he fills that hole then ok, power to him. Everybody has gotta push that button once in a while, do your thing.
Was sad to watch though, it went on for about two months till I discovered he quit going, I guess he confronted her for a date or something and got shot down hard and fast. I felt bad for the dude.
>>671665297
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/the-10-strip-club-commandments-strip-club-etiquitte
found this looking up dollar test.
I'm so sick of these people in dead end jobs talking like they're fucking rock-stars. I've seen articles for bartending like 5 different times, airline attendants, and now fucking strippers talking like we're the assholes and need to treat them like celebrities.
Granted I understand SOME of it, but jesus christ change that tone.
I wish I could share the other ones I've read- they would piss you off as much as they do me.
>>671662812
finally, law and order in this hellish board.
let it be known, op was not a fag on this day.
>>671665960
Sucks about your friend. I won't get hooked that that hopefully. I'm going to treat it like really expensive porn, I know I wont get a date there.
>>671666070
I understand the rules, like no pictures or flashing your junk, but that entitled tone is fucking horrible. I agree dude.
>>671666182
Technically, I am a fag ;p
Kinda.
Halfway.
>>671659277
How many men have you fucked OP?
>>671666280
the bartender was even worse
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/19/bartender-confessions-10-things-they-hate_n_2719789.html
I fucking found it.
it's long winded and bitchy af but #5 is the one that really pissed me off, and I know it'll piss you off too.
>>671666280
>really expensive porn
Thats a great way to think about it. To expand though, I actually did end up dating/fucking a stripper for a while. Met her at a regular bar, took her home yadda yadda. She was black, great lay, pretty face, best blow job I ever had.
It was after fooling around with her for like 3 weeks that she told me what she did for a living and wanted to invite me, if id be cool with it, etc
Wtf did I care, was I gonna marry this girl? Nope. But she was cool, fun to hang out with, and a good lay so dont fix whats not broken etc.
Did go to see her work one night, didnt bother me, didnt care, was fun to see what she did but beyond that, didnt reaally give a shit.
She was also in the natl guard and ended up getting shipped off someplace, never saw her again. Cool chick though. I do hope she didnt get her head blown off.
>>671667103
A bitch with that attitude doesn't deserve a good tip.
>>671667174
That's pretty cool actually. She ever dance for you? And also good on you for not judging her.
>>671667174
this. The only time i've ever heard of anyone banging a stripper is when he picked her up someplace that WAS NOT her workplace.
Like, meeting in a restuarant or something, or on campus. I'm sure it happens, dudes DO get laid out of strip clubs, someplace, somewhere, but I've never seen or experienced it. Only when meeting them off their work site is the only time I've ever known anyone to be banging an actual stripper.
>>671667407
seriously- it's insane the lengths she went to for that bullshit. I get that those guys were wall street wannabe fags, but there are no children in this situation, and it just sounds like some bitter whore writing a script for a Lifetime Movie.
Fuck her and her shitty attitude.
And more importantly- half the shit she's griping about is part of the job.
If she is unable to perform the tasks she is paid for, fucking fire her ass.
>>671667174
that's one crazy story dude.
>hanging out with gf at work, she's making money stripping
>go home, get insane blowjob while sitting on all the crumpled singles she made from guys who would never get this
>explode in her mouth
"that was great, well I'd better go save the country I'm a soldier"
>wut.exe.jpg
chat is moving so fast that no one will see that I am gay
>>671659277
>gender irrelivant
>im a grll
>how the fuck is this thread past 200 replies??
>>671667407
She did, but only while at her work, and only one time. I guess for that brief period we were dating I would once in a while show up if they were having a really slow night, Id show up to play pool with her and just hang out etc.
>And also good on you for not judging her.
yeah no way I could, she was a sweet girl and you know what, life takes us all kinds of directions. She had a pretty good grasp of what she was doing, it was a job, she was good at it cause she was hot and could dance, and she made good money doing it.
Would never judge anyone for doing what they do, especially not her because she had a real grasp of the situaiton. She wasn't there because she couldnt do anything else, she was there because during her school and natl guard stuff it was the best/fastest way to make money. Can't argue with that. And she was clean, alcohol, weed, yeah, but no hard drugs.
damn, the more I think about it, the more I miss her, hahaha, she really was a cool chick.
>>671662444
Show us your saggy parkour tits then go to the peelers
>>671667831
yeah it was pretty random situation. But it worked out. Got some great sex, made a great friend with a cool person, end we genuinely had a great time with each other. Shit, if it wasnt for the natl guard thing intereferring it's prolly likely I would have gf'd her, or at least thought about it.
No idea what ever happened to her though, I ended up leaving state for work after she had to leave, and that was that.
>>671668158
facebook? I assume you knew her name/not just her stage name
>>671667663
Agreed
>>671667881
gender IS relevant.
>>671667935
She sounds like a catch dude. Sorry she left.
>>671667981
You're late to the party, already showed em.
>>671667831
>>671668158
better mention again I didnt often go there while she was working, like I mentioned it was mostly when they were having a slow night, Id spend most of the time in the pool table side of the joint, getting free drinks cause they all liked me, cause SHE liked me.
>>671667881
it's the same kind of mystery of how you managed to put on a shirt this morning without choking yourself
>>671668210
tried, this was years ago, like literally nearly a decade ago. I know she is no longer in this area, at the very least, at very worst she could have gotten her head blown off. Just dont know.
I have a legit gf now anyway, but of all my exes she is my top three favorite exes.
>>671668271
yeah it happens, that's life. It interrupted our relationship but we both moved on..at least I know I did, who knows what happened to her.
>>671662812
What shirt are you wearing?
>>671668547
if I had an ex half as good as that I'd consider it amazing. sounds like a great couple of memories.
>>671668789
>>671659277
I wouldn't spend more than 20 bucks in a strip club. I don't like giving whores my money
>>671668966
More pics. Body or something!
>>671663177
story?
>>671668966
show us your panty drawer? You'd make a panty fetishist extremely happy.
Or even your dirty panties in laundry basket, I've gotten a few of those requests.
>>671669146
dump your collection instead faggot
>>671668932
Yeah. keep it real though, the only reason she became an ex was because she got shipped off. Wondering about what it could have been like had she stayed, who knows what would have happened. I mean, it was a great relationship, for as long as it lasted, but you never know what the future holds.
But yeah, of all my exes shes definitely in my top three favorite list, mostly cause of the random way we met, the fun we had, how cool she was, and she treated me great. Very affectionate and caring. Sweet girl.
>>671660488
You never worked out stop lying to yourself. Once your bf dumps you then you'll just be a fat turd nobody wants. Have fun being a fatty
>>671669203
I'll post 5 pics and if OP shows hers I will post more.
here's a pic from the same girl that gave me previous pic- the panties she was wearing when she was taking requests.
I have gigs of just pictures of panties, most are on my external atm
>>671669436
>>671669146
I don't ave a drawer, but I have a basket.
there is a line for me though, too disgusting and I won't save them. I also don't like pics with the guy's dick all over the panties. (Those are usually from OPs going through their sister's or mother's or gf's drawers for our viewing pleasure)
>>671669483
nice- I like the blue ones, they look like Fruit of the Loom (I stole a pair just like those from a friend lol)
Would you lay out those colorful ones in the back? They look cute
>>671662444
Winner
my collection currently I have more individual panty pics than drawer shots
>>671669760
OP is a faggot
come on anon
mega.nz everything
Strip for trips
>>671669861
I am going to eventually do that- I want to get it better organized though.
And what I have now would barely fill a floppy disk
Got anything else for us OP? I'd love to add yours to my collection. What are you wearing atm?
>>671670021
I thought you were >>671669436
but doesn't matter
you should both upload your archives
>>671670135
you were correct there is only one of me lol
>>671670210
I was going to post a screenshot for proof but then I wouldn't be able to post panty pics
I've been to the strip club atleast 50 times and normally strippers will target girls and do way more stuff with them then they do the dudes. I've seen a stripper get a girl completely naked and suck on her tits in the middle of the club. You'll have fun don't worry.
P.S nice tits, I'd fuck.
>>671666280
>Expensive porn
You can just torrent expensive porn for free in your own house without a herpes ridden stripper rubbing all over you
>>671670293
this. Just like
>>671665960
>>671665297
have said and some other anons, strippers love it when girls show up, gay or straight. Like the other guy posted, they will target her, in a good way though, like if she wants it, and have fun with her. Youll have a good time.
here's a bra- not too big on bra pics because usually there's nothing really sexy that gets posted.
And unfortunately I'm running low on pics. Femanons just haven't been in the mood as much as they used to be, and I can't go back to /soc/ it's such a shit show there. Plus they never really understood what I was trying to get.
mfw a landwale forced /b/ to roll trips for tits.
The end is near
If I get trips right now, and I won't re-roll, or I get 22 you gotta give us a lil extra babe. Cmon is da rulz
>>671670901
the only thing stupider than calling everything a landwhale is the idea of what you consider normal. Honestly, what weight do you think is normal? I do not believe that you think anyone above double digit weight is healthy.
Maybe your standards are so retarded since you're so used to your dad's old playboys.
>>671670758
Post more tits and ass
>>671671186
I'm the guy posting panties not OP lol.
I miss IDs they made life so much simpler.
My collection rarely includes any actual presence of the wearer of panties- but I have a subfolder of sexy shit like this.
Trips for tits
well I think this is about it for me, otherwise I have to hook up my hard drive and all that.
Thank you for the tits and underwear basket OP lol I guess you're done as well
>>671672150
>See, this is how relationships work, no matter what we do for a living. We are not what we do. Our jobs are our jobs, and that is all.
Well said. People worrry too much about what other people may or may not be thinking, and miss out on chances. I didn't even know she was a stripper for a few after we met and started fooling around, and by that time we had gotten to know each other. She was fun, smart, cool, great to hang out with, really just a great gf. She could have been an employee at the garbage dump for all I care, she was a cool chick, sweet and affectionate, we had a lot in common. When she dropped the "m a stripper" bomb, by that time it didn't matter at all. Because I we became familiar with each other, we got to know each other, and started liking each other.
She was actually apprehensive about telling me, she told me a few months after we were together. Cause she was worried I would judge her, or flee from her. But after getting to know me, and learning Im not an insecure cunt, that made it easy for her to be comfortable enough to take the chance and bring it up.
Almost all strippers have worked as prostitutes so they are dead inside, they will do anything for money so they can buy shoes. Feel no shame about anything you do to them.
Even though i don't really care about landwhale tits, better give me dem trips
>>671659587
>>671665106
Seriously, I have to know what this dollar test is. Care to explain
I feel like you have low self esteem OP. Rather sad
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