"I'm here for the job interview!"
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"I'm here for the job interview!"
>>671659179
How much do you love being unemployed?
Welcome, come and take a seat. So tell me at what age did you ruin your life doodling all over your face?
>>671659179
I'd hire a nigger over you, get the fuck out of my office
cool tats brah
"I'm glad you've applied for the position of tattoo model, have a seat lets begin"
You faggots.
>>671659179
I'm here to tell you to get the fuck out
face tattoos are never a good idea.
>>671659179
Sure have a seat over there.... On the bench on the street where you belong
also stretching your cheeks is not a good idea.
>ITT: Faggots who think actual qualities are worth less than someones appearance.
>>671659654
I would support concentration camps for these folks.
>>671659726
what de fugg
>>671659726
but it looks wicked neat
>>671659848
That's the reality of the real word. Go back to tumblr.
>>671659179
im sorry sir, mcdonalds has high standards for personal hygiene and demeanor. we look for the highest caliber of character so we can ensure customer satisfaction. i just don't think you would be a good fit here, good luck to you.
Serious question... Fags like these can't get jobs and that's totally out the window.
So how thebfuck do they live? I doubt even a tattoo parlor would hire a fag looking like that
please go back to tumblr, or whatever fucking "feminist" facebook page you came from. You stupid ugly bitch
>these people ever applying for a job
Come on now.
>>671659938
no
it looks like he has the fucking mumps
>>671659179
Why do you always bring this point up?
Tattoos, piercings and the lifestyle costs lots of money. All the people that look like that have good jobs already
>b-b-but I wouldn't hire them
they work as artists, tattoo artists, web designers, programmers, barkeepers, etc
I don't understand the problem with them chosing a different lifestyle than the one you have
jelly that tattooed people get pussy while a gentlemen like you doesn't?
>>671660139
they get nontraditional jobs or work from home.
Crackers are crazy
>>671660139
usually they just get lucky and work as a janitor on night swings or maybe a trash collector for car garages
>>671660190
This
>>671660231
he's trying really hard to be true african tribal and its not working
I don't mean this is a mean way, not really, but when I see somebody with that much dub shit on their face I don't get mad so much as I know in my heart of hearts that they have something deeply wrong with them.
Like these people are not just stupid, but they're mentally fucked up. am I wrong? there's no way this is just a case of "John being John" or personal freedom.
>>671660139
Welfare.
>>671660231
Holy wtf!!!!! Pic related lmfao
>>671660399
do these people basically give up sex for the rest of their life then?
>>671660221
Would rather hang myself than fuck someone who had tattoos such as the one in OP's post
>>671660399
>>671660231
Wonder how they'd look when they hit 50 years old....
>>671660231
>i have no idea of what i'm doing
>>671660323
>>671660221
I see tattoos I start feeling bad for the person unless they prove me wrong. I'm yet to hear a good reason for having a meaningful tattoo
>>671660455
You could tell that bitch is into some freaky shit like bdsm and cutting off dicks and shit
>>671659726
When he realises he doesn't want them anymore the surgery to sew his cheeks back together gonna leave him looking like the joker.
>>671660485
yeah, if the horse they're fucking doesn't trample them to death before they get there
>>671659726
Looks like a stormtrooper.
>>671660221
They could br friends of people who want to become famous tattooers, so they practice on these tards, than when they somehow get big enough m, those tard friends come back for more well done free tattoos. It pays to no people
They could also be volunteers for stupid shows or college students
Anyone have the funny image about going for a job interview?
Break the kitkat, call him jobbo, etc
>>671660399
I don't blame her for doing what she wants to do. I blame her for doing something that looks stupid.
would still fug, tho
>>671660399
Looks like something out of diablo 3 lol
>>671659179
well you don't need a pretty face to wash dishes and unload trucks.
>>671660139
>barkeeping is not a job
>being a bouncer is not a job
>selling weed paraphernalia is not a job
>tattooing or piercing people is not a job
>being a web designer is not a job
>creating video games is not a job
>having a studio and creating music is not a job
>being a janitor is not a job
>working night shift is not a job
dude grow up
there are plenty of jobs where you don't have to interact with people
source: tattooed/pierced myself
never had a problem getting or keeping a job
>>671660621
Shed bite your dick off
>>671659938
If you're a fucking downy maybe
>>671660621
she can do whatever she wants,
but as long as she doesn't mind that the rest of humanity thinks it's the doings of a mentally unstable person, then ok.
>>671660399
>>671660685
Or work in an office or fabrication shop...
That's a kid in the backseat.. Something fucked fembeast
>>671660688
>not interact with people
Uhhh... You'd def have to interact with the HR department and the interviewer, and if I saw someone like that, I would automatically make the assumption that they are unfit for the job.
>>671659179
I'd still fuck her. I am assuming it's a she.
>>671660517
>>671660323
It often stems from deep rooted insecurity and self hatred, but for some it's just a way to express themselves and because they like the art and people they attract
You know just because you and your nerdy dork friends don't like it doesn't mean that others don't.
Tattooed people look like that as a social filter as well. Keeps away boring normalfags and attracts others that are into drugs/bdsm
>>671660692
if she wants to catch a knee to the face, that's on her.
Anyone remember the guy who got the mitt Romney tatto? Lmfao
>>671660790
Do you even realize how stupid you sound?
>>671660859
>>671659848
>>671660790
Yeah, but you are some judgmental scrawny nerd.
>tattooed/pierced myself
>never had a problem getting or keeping a job
I know that I'm not fit for most jobs, but finding a job isn't hard.
In some fields looking like that is a bonus (barkeeper or bouncer in niche clubs for example)
>>671660781
I would say an office falls under the category of professional work environment. Of which this does not really work in
This may actually be the only badass face tattoo in this whole thread
Its passable by me.
Pic related
>>671660790
>punk/alt night club
>sorry we don't take tattooed people
you seriously think that happens?
>>671660956
Or maybe even this one... But not quite.
>>671660946
It blows my mind that people still tattoo and pierce themselves.
Why would you permanently get a piece of artwork that you think looks cool when you're like 19? It's not like you will regret it in the future or anything.
>>671660956
>dude got his sclera tattooed
yeah you'd have to be a badass or a masochist to do that
>>671660231
True for some, on the other hand niggers getting tattooed, topkek! Blue, coloured ink on black, nice mess!
>>671660790
Yeah. Plus safety and sanitation hazards depending on the Job. These aren't tattoos or a few piercings. These make people look like somthing from SAW when pulled out. Worst case is they scare coworkers or customers away.
They look like unsafe things to do to your body by permanently stretching out your lips and face. How can I be sure this person will be a safe worker? This isn't just some ink on skin, this is giant. Fucking. Discs. And. Protrusions.
Plus, how can that guy speak over a phone with his cheeks filled up like a chipmunk?
>>671659654
If you're going to get a face tattoo, at least get a good one.
That shading is awful, took me three views to realise it was supposed to be teeth/a horn from his mouth
>>671660956
Works well in jail
>>671660946
There's a difference between a tattoo, a piercing, and these abominations.
>>671661200
>how to loose your teeth for no apparent reason
>>671661200
Nigga please.
>>671661069
I've never regretted anything so far in my life and have my tattoos for over 20 years and still love them.
You know if you are some insecure fag that always regrets everything then yeah tattoos aren't for you. But I'm confident and love myself. My tattoos are part of myself and I love them all.
>artwork that you think looks cool when you're like 19
Yeah lots of kids get tattoos, but I'm 40 and still get inked every year.
And what's the problem with piercings? I can take them out whenever I want and you wouldn't even know that I have them
and do you hate good sex? Nothings better than some piercings on your dick and nipples and some girl that knows what she's doing
>>671659370
>hire a nigger over you
It is important the office is a safe place
>>671661261
It keeps big bubba away
>>671659179
"I don't need a job to survive so I DO WHATEVER I WANT LIKE ROYALTY"
>>671661310
lel
>>671661200
Fucker needs to put down the stapler and get some Crest White Strips.
>>671661200
looks like when you're learning to weld, and get spatter all over your work... or if morgan freeman had piercings instead of moles on his face.
Its awesome self expression that they have every right to do.
Until they grow out of the fad and don't want to look like that anymore.
>>671661288
I don't need to stick metal in my cock to enjoy sex m8
>>671659179
Ohh "Kyle"! Great! We've been expecting you! We're very impressed with your Resume. Mike and his team would love to talk more with you. They've been reading your latest paper on conformal neural networks for image recognition! Fascinating work!
Can I take you coat and get you something to drink? What pronouns do you prefer?
Holy fuck there's a bunch of these morons.... How do they walk out in public like this with no shame
>>671660839
>because they like the art
Why do you nerds hate everything that's cool and wonder why you are virgins?
>drugs
mama said they are bad and for loser
anime only for me
>partying
oh no people
>skateboarding/snowboarding
for fags and too dangerous
>tattoos/piercings
oh no can't get every job
hate you beta nerds so much
>>671659726
How else is he gonna take all those cocks at once? c'mon
>>671660688
>beekeeping
>not interacting with other people.
>>671661425
>Things that never happen
>>671660956
He's got a third eye tattooed... Works well for scoping out all the fat bitches at the club
>>671661428
Not everyone is as insecure and full of anxiety as you.
TOO BRAINWASHED TO REALIZE "JOB MONEY POLICE STATE PYRAMID SCHEME" IS THE LIE LEADING YOU TO DIE
>>671661449
not all nerds are like that, i for example do a lot of drugs and a lot of the stuff you listed is shit tier.
>>671659179
i feel like the kid in the back is the interviewers face
>>671661428
Kek
>>671661455
>tattooed, drunk and drugged out people are people
I meant not with regular people.
No one that goes to a nightclub wants a boring loser as barkeeper
FUCK people who "work hard for a living" and believe they are entitled to anything AND that others are not AND below them.
>>671661449
>le swagster
>>671661449
I'm not even a nerd and I know skateboarding is for fags
>>671659654
Holy shit he's literally Motorhead
>>671660839
I'm into casual drug use.
I'm heavy into bdsm
I have tattoos.
I like pericings.
But I don't want to hang out with someone who looks like a fan fiction of Hellraiser.
>>671659249
This is exactly what I think when I see face tattoos/piercings
>>671660231
You jole, but it's funny how all these crazy fuckers in this thread are white. Show me 1 (or two) black guys or asians who have this shit on their face
>>671661444
Trips of truth
>>671661687
Joke*
>>671661585
You forgot to tell us to check our privilege
>>671661687
dude it's in the culture of a few asian and black countries
>>671659848
If you value your qualities you should appear like you have any qualities at all besides rolling a joint.
>>671660093
Yes
>>671660956
dude aint scary, fuckin rubber neck, shit build and looks sick, tattoos are for fuckwits trying to look tough, facial ones even moreso.
Only thing I see is his fear that anyone who can throw a half decent punch will see through his disguise.
i could do this if i wanted, nightshift janitor is a fantastic job where you have to talk to literally no one, you could avoid your boss for an entire month if you wanted
All mentally fucked
>>671661288
>But I'm confident and love myself.
There's a huge correlation between confidence and stupidity. For real - look up the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
>>671661687
>>671661757
Nigger, show me an American chink or American nigger with this shit on their face done intentionally
>>671660859
Toothpaste tattoo?
>>671659179
There are plenty of people with fucked up tattoos and weird piercing with 9-5 (or better) jobs. There are a shit ton in the tech sector. A shit ton of programmers and developers.
This isn't 1960 anymore grandpa
>>671661829
But what's stupid about it?
>had jobs all my life
>a loving wife and kids
>a functioning social network
it didn't hinder me
>>671661757
Yes, but there's a difference between doing that in a culture and tribe that recognizes it and a, near global professional one, that does not.
If a somoan guy came in with face tattoos, an accent, and a suit and tie ID do a deal with him.
If it's some white kid with ripped jeans and face tattoos and weed....that's not going to fly.
>>671661804
Never fuck with bald dudes in prison.... Especially if they look like this. You're in for a surprise if that's what you think lmao
Body mod fags - serious question - what do they put under the skin to have bumps on the skull? Are they locked into place, or can they be pushed around under the skin?
Most importantly, how fucking god awful does that feel to sleep on?
>>671661481
Cool story NEET
But that kind of shit happens pretty frequently. Go to silicon valley.
>>671661886
>There are a shit ton in the tech sector. A shit ton of programmers and developers.
This.
No one in IT cares how you look. Show them that you can do it and you get the job
Some people never use money. some people are born rich. some people money comes easy. some people inherit money. some people strike it rich. some people win the lotto. some people win at the casino. some people print money - you realize it doesnt grow on trees and the printers surely make a bakers dozen. some people run banks. some people own land. some people sail boats. some people are artists. some people sell drugs. some people are entertainers. some people are inventors. some people write books in the woods. some people are athletes. some people are lifelong politicians. some people are whores. some people are play music. some people fish and hunt. some people garden. some people live in the wild with animals!
ANYONE WHO SAYS I WORK HARD FOR A LIVING AND I AM ENTITLED TO XYZ CAN XYZ KILL THEM FUCKING SELVES RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! YOU DONT LIKE YOUR LIFE CHANGE IT BITCH CUNT FAGGOT NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! SLAVE!!!! WORKIN MAN!!!!!! JOIN THE MILITARY!!!!! OPEN A GYM!!!!! LIVE ON THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671661886
Uh yeah... That's why they cover it up with long sleeves/makeup/whatever you new generation fag-accepting sjw feminist liberal sjw price of shit
>>671661961
silicone
it's soft and can be moved around a little bit
got some bumps on my cock for better girth and to hit her g-spot better
also a piercing at my head for deep penetration
>>671661687
2
>>671662061
Piece*
>>671661886
I in all my life have never seen anyone in an actual job that isn't based around being some sort of freak show with facial tattoos and looking like they got skull fucked by a tackle box and I live in fucking Las Vegas, fucking freak show capital of the US, they all either work in clubs or perform in shows/conventions but never once in a standard 9-5, not even in all my trips to LA which caters to the freaks too
>>671662061
Just because I am tattooed doesn't mean I want attention 24/7
>>671660455
I heard that she has a husband and kids
>>671661687
Another one
>>671662091
he looks cute
>>671661428
bottom right is pretty cool
styled after an oni.
>>671662091
That's really NOTHING compared to the white crazy fucks in this thread. That's tame as fuck compared to them.
>>671662013
>Some people never use money. some people are born rich. some people money comes easy. some people inherit money. some people strike it rich. some people win the lotto. some people win at the casino. some people print money - you realize it doesnt grow on trees and the printers surely make a bakers dozen. some people run banks. some people own land. some people sail boats. some people are artists. some people sell drugs. some people are entertainers. some people are inventors. some people write books in the woods. some people are athletes. some people are lifelong politicians. some people are whores. some people are play music. some people fish and hunt. some people garden. some people live in the wild with animals!
And none of these fucking retards with holes in their cheeks or split tongues do any of those cool things.
>>671659654
motorhead bro
it's cool
>>671661973
Unless somebody without all that shit comes along, then they get the job instead.
>>671662192
yeah and those white fucks are like 0.00001 of the population so why do you even care?
>>671662137
Holy fuck is that it?
Refer to
>>671662192
>>671661886
enjoy your shittier jobs. No person with visible tattoos/piercings is ever getting a high end job simply because noone wants to see a pleb covered in plebtier shit like that in a hightier job.
>>671662253
Nice statistic, where's the source for that? It maybe 10% for all you know, dumbshit.
>>671662245
Then explain how I got my IT job even though they were some actual neckbeards and normal looking guys that tried to get the same job?
>>671662220
Why not?
>>671659654
um... none of you know this work?
<< would like to see the finished work.
< pic very related.
>>671661687
>>671662319
Have you ever left your house?
Even in large cities it takes weeks until you meet on of them on the street
>>671662284
Ah, i see you still live in 1950!
>>671662192
Fine then, here's your crazy shitskin.
Now calm down, nigger
>>671662366
Nigga please. That's gangsta as fuck
>>671662264
They all look like retards and losers. What's you're point? Need to validate your race or something?
>>671662220
perhaps.
>>671661687
check it
>>671661687
Hers one
I'm here for the job interview
>>671662402
1950 mentality still gets you 6 digit salary in 2016.
>>671662329
You suck a mean dick, faggot
>>671662402
You are one of these faggots that want to look like some mythical creature, aren't you? I bet you're getting body modification done to look like Rainbow Dash, fucking sperg.
>>671662512
It isn't.
>>671662520
>extremely padded shoulders
...we'll call you...
>>671659179
you realize people do this on purpose so they never get accepted to jobs but can then go and tell the government that they """"""""tried""""""""
My parents ran a shop years ago and they'd get people come in wearing full on tracksuits, sandals, and messy hair, smelling like shit
They would obviously get declined, and then they'd be all "oh well now you have to sign my welfare form to prove I came in for the interview"
>>671662402
If only, these faggots weren't plaguing society in 1950
>>671659179
>>671661973
Plus in the hard sciences, engineering, data sciences, or quantitative analysis, they really don't give a shit how you look. *Maybe you just wear a suit to look professional for meetings or whatever
You can literally go to wall street in NYC and see a some weird-ass people with fucked up shit on their face, working for gold-man Sachs or whatever.
I once interviewed as a data analyst at one of the largest hedge-funds in the world and the interviewer was a fucking transvestite for fuck sake.
You need to get over yourself /b/.
>>671659726
I know this by experience. Don't fuckinf do it. It's stupid and gay.
Don't get anything done to your body.
>>671659179
no job for you except maybe the blow variety
>>671662645
And I would kick them the fuck out of my shop without signing shit
>>671659370
Fucking kek
>>671662413
Oh yeah. Didn't this guy want to be the Red Skull?
The Captain America villain? The Nazi? The Nazi that would probably kill him because of his skin color underneath that red ink...?
>>671662284
You're not making sense grandpa. It's past your bed time.
>>671662413
What the fuck did he do to his nose?
>>671659179
Eh. It all depends on the work applied for I guess.
I have a friend who is waaaaay into punk with alot of facial tatoos who works at the local grocerystore. No big deal.
Have anotherfriend who has zero tatoos but.... idunno. 20+ piercings in his face.
Has worked as a tempteacher and is studying to be one full time now.
But yeah, ofc it might not be the smartest decision and landing a job at a bank or such would be fucked.
>>671662844
Chopped it off. He wants to look like red skull
Face, neck, hand tattoos are fucking shit. Had a mutual "friend" for a while, he ended up getting a neck tattoo.
Fast forward a few months
>any regrets anon?
>nah not really, just wish people would stop looking at me like I'm a criminal
>well, dipshit, it's because you got a goddamn neck tattoo and fucking look like a criminal.
Most people are pretty shallow. While others know it's what's inside that counts, but still, its that first visual impression that is most important. Looks matter, in every interaction, at least to some degree. Like it or not, it does, people WILL make presumptions about you, solely based on what you look like.
He got a MAASIVE tattoo all across his neck some kind of Asian shit, i dont even remember what it was supposed to say. And yes, he was a white guy.
People that do things like this and to this extreme do it for one reason, no matter what they tell you, the reason is attention.
It's like the chick with bright purple hair.
>oh look at me and how different I am
A streak of an off color isn't a big deal but come on, all of your hair bright purple/green/blue? It's an attention thing. Everyone is so busy trying to look different and unique, the bubble bursts and they all end up looking the same. Hipsters are guilty as fuck of this.
I have tattoos, and yes to sound like a faggot, they all have meanings to me, all are roman numerals marking certain things, dates, etc all can be hidden my wearing a long sleeve shirt. Only one tat is visiable on my arm if I'm wearing a t shirt, otherwise, unless you see me naked, you're not gonna see them, cause guess what? I didn't get these tats for you, I got them for me.
Cool story I know but goddamn. People are stupid
>>671660956
If this guy told me he could see into the future I'd believe him
Kek´d>
>671661687
>>671662676
>You can literally go to wall street in NYC and see a some weird-ass people with fucked up shit on their face, working for gold-man Sachs or whatever.
That would the lowest of shit tiers possible in all of humanity. Present yourself as a threatening freak, ruin the body Nature gave you, AND work for the fucking Man soullessly raping Third World economies. Nice life.
>>671659179
>what do you do?
>how well are you at teamwork and teambuilding?
>how flexible are your hours; can you be on call 24/7?
>do you like solving puzzles and problems others find difficult or impossible?
>how persistent are you; will you stick to work until it is done?
>>671661571
They don't want some freak with ink on his head touching their drinks either mate.
>>671662985
Because you're a fucking retard
>>671662819
WHOOP WHOOP FAM! WANT SOME FAYGO?!
Fucking faggots!
>>671660621
>I blame her for doing something that looks stupid.
There's a guy at my workplace that has hes whole fucking head tattooed with daggers and snakes and shit. He drives a nice car and has a job so i guess that doesn't apply if your interviewer isn't over 40.
>>671659179
>wanting a shit job that is based upon your looks
>not wanting a job based upon your skills and experience
Enjoy being really poor for the rest of your life OP
>>671663018
Ride the wave when its a fucking Tsunami thats impossible to stop unless the whole fucking world would "wake up" but for fuck sake you got, Trump as a candidate ? and think its gonna be allright ? Kek´d at Americans.
>>671663104
This entire thread is based on personal opinions, faggot.
>>671660171
Obviously it isn't really that girl in the picture talking, new friend.
>>671662979
First reasonable post that justifies having tattoos. You have my word man.
>>671661449
Wow, such a brave freethinking nonconformist
>>671659179
No, you're not
>>671660455
I would fuck it would pretend i was fuckin the devil
>>671661449
100 % 16 year old vergin faggot.
>>671659425
Yeah, he's not gonna regret that ever
>>671659179
“It's not a phase mom, this is who I really am”
>>671661449
Some day you'll grow up and realize you're a fucking caricature
>pic related
>>671662985
>If this guy told me he could see into the future I'd believe him
Unfortunately his prediction of the future would be him being largely unemployed. That I would believe.
>>671662979
I wish college aged chicks and hipsters could all read this post.
>Everyone is so busy trying to look different and unique, the bubble bursts and they all end up looking the same. Hipsters are guilty as fuck of this
So fucking true with hipsters. Everyone is so worried about looking unique that they all end up looking the same, like a cast for an improve group or something.
Also the hair thing, I agree. A streak or two, yeah ok. a full head of hair that is radioactive green? Thats an attention thing. Not an expression thing.
>>671663210
>>671660455
Everyone is someone's fetish. She probably has a partner who has equally mutilated their own appearance.
>>671663068
It was a joke, friendo
>>671660231
Plenty of gooks/beaners/PIs do this
>>671661288
>But I'm confident and love myself.
i.e. I am a narcissist.
>>671662676
Rethinking those rad face mods already?
>>671663018
They make millions of dollars and you don't moron.
>Present yourself as a threatening freak..
You're threatened by tattoos and piercing? WUT? How old are you? 12?
>BUTT It's not natural!!!!
>BUTTT MUHH traditional!!!
No one fucking cares grandpa. If you wanted natural and traditional you wouldn't be typing to me on your magic computing box, you would be watching grass grow and getting small pox. You can shove your hypocrisy up your ass.
>>671661288
>I'm 40 and still post on /b/
What the fuck is wrong with you, how are you so unaware of how badly you've failed as a human being
>>671661425
>What pronouns do you prefer?
Fuck of back to Tumblr you faggot.
>>671661200
My god, the need for attention...
>>671663706
You know he was joking, right? Jesus, /b/, you're so stupid sometimes
>>671659848
>implying stupid body alternations aren't results of "actual qualities"
>>671663607
Cool story grandpa. But I don't have any tattoos or piercing of whatever. I just know how the real world works, once you leave the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Enjoy working the rest of your life at the local gas station Cletus.
>>671663699
>36
>married w/ children
>house paid off
>no debt
>insomnia
>day trader/web design/programmer
I'm 4 years from that and I don't really see the problem. There's definitely a threshold to human maturity and you reach it around 28.
>>671663699
You're here forever faggot. Someday you'll be 40 and shitposting here too.
>>671661585
>FUCK people who "work hard for a living"
What, you mean cunts like me that pay taxes so that you can lie in bed all day and pick up bitches with your tats and my money.
Fuck you cunty.
>>671663956
I'd have killed myself long before my life got that pathetic
>>671662091
most facial tattoos look awful to me, even though I love tattoos my self, but this guy pulls it off really well
>>671661804
But you wouldn't say that to his face
>>671664026
Good. Rid the earth if your weak ass genetics.
>>671664077
Doesn't look like reading comprehension is your strong suit, friendo
>>671660139
Im sure bernie has a program for them
>>671660399
>>671660221
Tattoos on older people who had them done in the 60's and 70's are okay - the people doing it nowadays are mostly unemployable fuckwits.
>>671659179
>>671663905
>guy is a excellent c++ programmer with a specialization in neural linguistics
>but we don't hire him because he has retarded face tattoo
WUT? It's like the 1950's in here. How fucking old is /b/? Jesus Christ. You guys never graduated college, did you?
>>671662979
>I got them for me
That's what they all say.
Oh your tattoo has meaning? Cool what's it mean? Oh is that the year your kid s were born? And the 2 cards mean you have 2? And the bleeding heart is from all your blood sweat and tears? And the dog tags represent your best friend who died? And the dicks represent all the dicks you've sucked?
Good thing you got it tattooed so you don't forget... And so you don't forget to show everyone
I just had a baby, we do function
>>671664026
I used to think like that do I even promised myself on my 20th birthday if I'm still depressed by 30 I'm getting some great drugs, a gun and ending it. Turns out it's not really that bad.
Think of it this way if you live to be 100 you will have spent 70 years being over 30. This little window in which you think you're culturally relevant is fleeting. There's much more to life than being in the core demographic of consumer media.
Whutup nerds
>>671660888
kekd
>>671664289
Once you've gotten Cocaine tattooed on your forehead, I think it's safe to say you aren't going to interviews anymore.
>>671664125
Genetics doesn't sound like your strong suit, kiddo.
>>671661200
lol
that guy lives in my city in germany
see him from time to time in the bus or train as he lives in my parents neighborhood.
always funny how he splits the people around him in two groups.
50% just stare at him for the whole ride and the other 50% are forcing themselves really hard to not stare at him so they don't hurt his feelings or whatever
Ever seen an elephant fly...
>>671661288
Living on the edge.
>>671660839
>Keeps away boring normalfags and attracts others that are into drugs/bdsm
I work in a professional environment and the amount of people who've done (and for some, still do) drugs is very high. Not to mention people who like BDSM. Girls who are submissive tend to want Mr. Suit to dominate them instead of Mr. Twink with facial tattoos who can't hold up a job, never mind his dick.
A regular Tuesday for a homo at my work starts off with him stumbling home at 5am from some video club, high on special K and face covered in sperm.
>>671663939
So am I grandpa (pshh sheesh gramps, us kids love tats!) Or am I le redneck in bumfuck nowhere?
Tattoos used to be a gang related thing. Now every little pussy faggot has a sleeve to look cool/tough/ interesting. Including you
>>671664259
you sound like a bitter, sad person, with no friends, and a severe inability to glean the information contained in written form.
If you re read his post you will see
> otherwise, unless you see me naked, you're not gonna see them
Because I am good at reading comprehension, that means he doesn't normally show them to people, unless he's getting naked.
So....
>>671664317
Again, you guys suck at reading comprehension: I thought it was pretty clear I was being dismissive/flippant. Stop projecting your idiotic insecurities onto me.
I hope your need to express your self loathing is worth a lifetime of unemployment.
>>671664242
no kidding, something like that happened to a friend of mine. The guy is a genius at cooking, he comes from a pretty shitty family and yet right now he's making a shitload of money. One day he gets a call from a restaurant in Tokyo, they want to hire him and the pay is astonishingly good. He arrives there, I assume they had just heard of him and nothing else, because the moment they saw him they basically told him to fuck off and called off the whole thing because of his tattoos and piercings. Japs are weird people. In most parts of the world people are not as strict but like hell you're going to find a decent job if you look like >>671659726, no matter how good you are, unless you know someone in the business that's willing to either make a fool of himself or that can find you a reeeeally well hidden spot
>>671664641
I misquoted, forgive me nigger.
>>671664242
>>671663850
>You know he was joking, right?
Yes, but we can't normalise that kind of Tumblr bollocks.
>>671664529
>continues to ignore the point because he presumably doesn't understand it
>genetics doesn't sound
Holy shit you're retarded
>>671664289
Does your head say "Fuck a job" ? lmao
Strange mishmoshes of tattoos like this perplex me so much...
A spider, cocaine, an assault rifle and Tupac all while having Jack Skellington style mouth tattoo..??
The only thing that these tattoos have in common are that they make you look like a degenerate.
>>671663699
Fuck, /b/ro, I'm 55 and here every day. You think you ever really outgrow 4chins?
>>671664600
>>671664600
Aww sorry about your shitty tats. Do you show people and tell them how unique and different you are?
>>671664605
you're just making clear you fear getting older. Which makes you one of life's biggest pussies.
>>671664323
I'd be pissed if my dad was this big of a faggot
>>671664774
Yeah, I'm the retarded one. :^)
>>671664740
Spoken like a tumblr-faggot in denial
>>671664789
Yes.
>>671664814
more implying, keep going kiddo, this is great
>>671659726
looks like his mother had a three way with a gas mask and a tackle box
>>671659654
Ive seen worse
>>671664532
samefag:
+ this guy is working somewhere in the informatics field as far as i know
>>671664919
>>671664814
>>671664600
>>671664259
kek. don't let that faggot troll you man
>>671664242
>we don't hire him because he has retarded face tattoo
No, we don't hire him because the retarded face tattoo is indicative of horrible decision-making skills and poor judgement.
>>671664875
You're still projecting, or at very least wildly grasping at straws
>>671664778
Yup. Fuck a job, yo
>>671659726
what a fucking retard.
>>671664778
You just don't understand art, man
>>671664323
How premature was that baby? How much of that was due to you investing in tattoos instead of health of your child's mother?
smh
>>671665047
Your tats are wicked neat bro
>>671665070
so you're just gonna meme at me huh?
>>671665145
Thank you.>>671665203
I get my tattoos for free. ...the prematureness was due to moms drug addiction. Not my sweet fucking style, Dingus.
>>671659179
bless up fam, sick tat
>>671665096
So how do you earn a living?
>>671664641
>because the moment they saw him they basically told him to fuck off and called off the whole thing because of his tattoos and piercings.
So heartening when fools get owned.
>>671664289
>I just had a baby
Do it a favor and drown it
>>671664323
>>671663590
This is something insecure people say. I've learnt that over time.
>>671665296
>>671665356
welfares lmao
>>671659848
I own a business and can honestly say I would not employ any of these people based on there looks. I don't care how qualified they are to do the job, there's a thousand other people out there who is equally qualified without all that shit in their face.
>>671661200
He looks like he fucked a robot and it gave him herpes....robot herpes
>>671665303
What the fuck are you talking about?
Incidentally, this is why everyone hates you motherfuckers: you're not enlightened, you're braindead
>>671665356
That's not him. I've seen those pics all over
>>671663948
The weird stigma people put against 4chan is stupid. I'm 21 and I could easily browse this site till I'm dead.
>>671659726
>He's a Ballchinian
>>671660688
this guy. alpha dogg dick swinger over here
>>671664641
>Japan
Japan is more conservative and traditional than America. The point was that America doesn't really give a shit "MUHH tats" anymore, especially in the skilled work force. You really have to have a totally shit job for them to give a fuck about your tattoos.
>>671664026
Killing yourself is even more pathetic than browsing 4chan lmao get a grip you fucking faggot cunt.
>>671665096
"Fuck a job, yo"
-a winner
>>671665356
I do tattoos and piercings. In a shop. Legit style, yo. >>671665444
Eat my butt, son. I earn my monies
>>671663033
>how flexible are your hours; can you be on call 24/7?
How much are you going to pay me?
>>671665350
That baby is doomed.
>>671664955
kek
>>671665582
So... You have job?
>>671665582
Aye, get me some tatts son. I need some sleeves
>>671665573
My mom calls me a winner too.
>>671663120
No one who looks this fucked up has any skills or abilities.
That's the whole point, they can't earn distinction any other way. You think anyone calls themselves otherkin or has 8 pounds of metal on their face is writing symphonies in the side?
That's why you freaks are a joke, not because of how you look, because you're fucking useless draw attention to it.
>>671659179
I don't even have face tattoos or piercings and I still can't find a job
>people with tattoos who like telling what they mean to people who dont give a fuck
what a bunch of fucking twats
>>671665670
I do indeed.
>>671665582
The cycle must continue
>>671665709
Because you're a social autist.
>>671662642
He already got a job.
>>671665465
>I'll just keeping saying vague remarks and buzzwords until he goes away. Because I just want to make shitposts but play defeatist when anyone engages me.
>>671665425
>This is something insecure people say. I've learnt that over time.
Obvious narcissist denies his own description of his behaviour is narcisistic and then doubles down with a round of shaming.
What's the matter baby? Daddy fuck you in the arse when you were a toddler and can't stand to look you in the face anymore?
Go fuck yourself.
>>671665762
No it's because I have no education.
>>671665096
How did you think gay fucking stiches around your lips was original or cool looking in any way?
>>671665696
>>671665744
I like you, I can never talk bad about an employed mommas boy. Fuck em
>>671665453
My nigger. Have an internet.
>>671665793
One side is over actual scar. Nigger. Other side was for symmetry, obviously.
>>671659848
This has nothing to do with looking like a retard with a face tat and hookey pot ceeks
>>671665701
>No one who looks this fucked up has any skills or abilities
Cool story Grandpa Cletus. Go to bed now.
>>671662091
Well it's not like he'd be working anyway, being a nignog 'n all.
>>671665781
I'm not even the same person. But be realistic. The term narcissism is thrown around a bit lately. Social media has made sure of it. Although I genuinely believe that social media has increased narcissism.
Anyway, back on topic, there's nothing wrong with loving yourself. Not in the sense that I think the anon means anyway. As in believing in yourself, having confidence in your ability to perform as a human.
Even if you were to take it a little farther, I'd rather be a little bit arrogant than deeply insecure.
>>671664242
If you don't have the forward thinking to realize that a facial piercing or a tattoo will hinder your chances of becoming employed, you don't have the forward thinking to work for a company.
simple.
>>671661428
They can never be as kool as red skull
>>671665773
You're the one making baseless accusations about who I am or the way I think, how do you expect me to respond?
>>671665943
Grandpa Cletus, topkek!
>>671664995
What, does he inform kids not to make stupid decisions like he has done?
>>671666030
You could post a pic of your little dog dick and bow out in true 4chin style , anhero
>>671665943
>call everyone in the thread grandpa and Cletus
Nice sleeve brah
How's Starbucks paying your faggot ass?
>>671665096
Do you feel dumb having a "Cocaine" tat and a premature baby due to drug abuse?
The only people who should be allowed to have face tattoos are the Maori, the rest should be rounded up and euthanized for the betterment of mankind.
>>671662813
Exactly, and somehow he managed to fail and not look like Red Skull at all.
>>671662844
Chopped it.
You know what's worse? Guy is married and has kids. Fucking Venezuela, man.
>>671660688
one cannot simply into creating video games.
>>671665943
Not that anon, but if you're dumb enough to get a tattoo on your face, you're too dumb to work for me.
>>671665701
>implying I even have any of that shit
You have a serious mental disability kid. Why are you so insecure about someone else having shitty tattoos? How does tattoo = MUHH EVIL BOOGEY MAN? And why do you think someone who doesn't think MUHH tattos are evil, must have them?
This is some /pol/ level retardation you got going son.
>>671666195
I feel dumb engaging a nignog like you. I don't feel dumb about my tattoos...
>>671664353
I like the teddy bear one.
Also, respect to you Anon for showing your face here, takes balls and you obviously have a lot more than all of them ITT
>>671665926
Symmetry won't save your fucked up face, tard
>>671666223
>The only people who should be allowed to have face tattoos are the Maori, the rest should be rounded up and euthanized for the betterment of mankind.
Don't give a fuck about exemptions for Kiwi fuckers, but absolutely tattooed fuckwits should be euthanized.
>>671666256
>implying you even have a business
>implying actual qualifications aren't a much better gauge in hiring
There is a reason idiots like you are poor
>>671666142
>>671665773
>>671665303
I don't know how to make this clearer: You're too stupid to appreciate how stupid you really are. Do you really not see the problem with the things you've said in these consecutive posts?
>>671666395
This fucked up face gets the ladies to sit on it more than you'd believe. Nigger
>>671666101
ha ha
computer science you retard
>>671660323
Thats what I think about peolle who have a 9 to 5 job. And do the same boring shit. Every.single.day.
Dont get me wrong face tats is kinda over the top even for big artists or.really rich people. But it is not out of self haterd. I really think its good art. The fact it impacta you so much is childish. You better off lerning something.new insted of looking at what color your nighbers asshole is. In the end of the day its just an azs hole. Shit comes out of it. Go on with your life...
>>671666195
It aint him.
>>671666471
This fuckin lady is obviously too cool and smart to be here. Tits or gtfo , honey
>>671666576
>I really think its good art.
I genuinely believe this is what you genuinely believe, therein lies the problem
>>671666475
Good for you. I live for something different than having skanks sitting on my face giving me aids.
Also, your face is painted black, who the fuck is a nigger now?
>>671662520
>They told me i could be anything I wanted
>So I became a nigger
>yfw /b/ has a shit-fit because MUHH TATTOOS ARE ICKY!
>ICKY!
/b/ is becoming as retarded as /pol/. Congratulations!
>>671666030
is your obvious contempt for a 40 year old who's living a life the ways he wants without regrets baseless now?
>>671666576
I can tell by the spelling and grammar that you were the President of the math club.
No wonder you can't get a job.
>>671666683
Nice quads. Wish I could give you aids. Lemme squat on yo face, honey
>>671666699
>>671666683
Spotted the Cletus
Shouldn't you be Photoshopping hats on anime?
/pol/------>
>>671666609
Good point. See you around, dumbass.
>>671666705
I think it's mostly a joke on 4chan. Every time tattoos come up on 4chan there's a huge shit fest of people who hate them.
I've never encountered anyone with this much hatred for tattoos in real life.
>>671664533
Those are some nice oreos
>>671665582
Fucking jew.
>>671666844
Can you speak English?
>>671666705
>here come the normalfags to shun everyone who's not a middle class Caucasian who works at bank or in insurance. Because they think you being happy some how devalues their existence
don't engage them.
>>671661428
>red skull
fucking kek
>>671666882
>I've never encountered anyone with this much hatred for tattoos in real life.
Well it's not like we'd go out of our way to point out to a tattooed fuckwit the fact that he's made some pretty shitty life choices.
It's not like he's got anything to lose by beating the crap out of me for pointing out his fuckheadedness is it?
I mean he might as well be carrying a sign saying "I fucked up my life". What more is there to say.
>>671666779
>implying you need good spelling/grammar for math
stop embarrassing yourself
>>671666720
Right, but you've tactfully left out the part where you spent three or four posts groping around trying to pin down the nature of my apparently deep-seated self-loathing
>>671667120
I meant tattoos in general. There seems to be a huge stigmatized hatred for tattoos on 4chan. I didn't just mean the overly extreme full body tattoos.
>>671665096
Stitches, rapper in miami. Youtube his "in your face" video even worse
>>671667185
it's pretty obvious content people don't give half a fuck what others do.
>>671667132
>stop embarrassing yourself
>"But it is not out of self haterd."
Whose embarrassing whom in this regard? Just the usual bunch of barely literate idiots who congregate in the "Tats and drugs are great" threads then wonder why they can only get McJobs.
