I need help, /b/. For the first time I really do need help.
I'm a huge failure, disappointment, and can't do shit right; but I thought at least hanging myself would be easy. It's fucking not, not when you're a massive pussy. It's not about not wanting to die, got perfectly clear that I want to die; but the pain is fucking unbearable. I can't fucking stand it for 2 fucking seconds and break free with a strength I didn't know to have. I'm supposed to hold there for 15-seconds to 3 minutes? Get real.
How does a poorfag kill self without pain? Believe me, I wish I had a gun. I would give anything for a gun, literally anything.
Dumping Nana's everyday life on the meantime.
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>>671634939
Go see a therapist. There are free ones, you know. Solving your problems by pitying yourself is never the right way, though you might not understand that now. Seriously. Call the suicide hot line or something. Go see
somebody.
Need help? United States:
1 (800) 273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
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>>671635075
Not the kind of help I need. I'm set on dying. Don't fail me now, /b/.
I need you to be decent and uncaring this one time. Also, no help available in 3rd world country.
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>>671635428
You're telling me there isn't any service to help you? At all? No family? Nothing? At all? Also, if 3rd world, how are you on 4chan?
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>>671635428
Find a way to get help then dumbass
Killing yourself is no way to die. Give yourself another chance.
>>671635645
Even Mexico has internet.
>>671635721
Had plenty of chances, like 4. Seriously, read the comic or tell me how to kill myself. Either is fine.
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>>671635871
Qué pasa anon?
>>671635965
No me gusta vivir. Lo intenté por una década. Creo que es suficiente. No esperé tener tanto rechazo hacia el dolor físico, si no ya estaría muerto.
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>>671635871
If you're in Mexico, you should be able to find help reletively easily. Yeah, Mexico is a shithole, but it's far from Africa, at least. You can find help still. Here. Suicide hotline based in Mexico City:
018004727835
>>671636155
Puedes contar algo más sobre tu situación?
>>671636381
Seriously, not searching for help. Not depressed, not left by GF, not lost any job; just tired of life; not as "tired of the daily grind" and shit, just tired of ALL of life. I could be a millionaire next month; I'd just get a gun and shot my brains out.
>>671636636
No, I think you don't understand. If you're thinking about killing yourself, you are suicidal. Suicide hotlines are by no means for depressed people only.
>>671636455
Cansado de la vida. En general. No tengo razón o motivación para seguir. En primer lugar pensé esperar la muerte natural, pero ya me aburrí.
Seriusly. Where are the guys who give suicide advice??
>>671636791
Look; imagine you're playing some game. It's a good game, and you can't find much wrong with it. It has its flaws but it's overall alright.
But it's been like 15 hours. You just want to turn it off. You don't have a memory stick or whatever; and it sucks that your data will be lost when you turn off the console; but you prefer that to keep going because you're just tired of it.
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>>671637129
DUDE! Regardless of whatever stupid metaphors you're making, YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF. You just fucking said that. I get that it's not something that you can easily solve, but at least call somebody dude.
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>>671637392
Fine, here's the thing. I can easily keep living; but I failed college... again. Suppose I could just talk to my folks, get scolded, then get a shitty job and support myself. Easy as that. Simple, okay.
Just don't really want to. If I don't find my answer here I'll jump in front of a train. There's one nearby, thank God.
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>>671634485
OP, a few ideas:
1. Buy some molly and a shitton of shrooms. Take it all. Might as well see what's on the other side and make an informed decision.
2. Redpill yourself. Google "Monk Mode" and do it. tl;dr version: lift and diet to not feel like shit.
3. Join the Marines, and volunteer for everything for 10 years. Either you'll die or you'll become a Chad. win-win.
Good luck.
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>>671637825
Then don't go to your folks. Or maybe do, and outright tell them how much you hate living. Call the number, at the very least. You need help.
>>671637825
>3
College is a meme.
You don't need college to learn. Fix your shit though.
>>671638027
1. No money, no street skills. Getting my hands in a gun will be literally easier.
2. You cannot possibly understand my laziness. Would just tolerate the FUCKING CRAZY PAIN that I didn't know the rope on my neck had over exercise.
3. One of my failure includes military. Can't live that life.
>>671638383
SHIT. I could've sworn I put an image on it.
>>671634485
Jump off something really tall, and onto something really solid like concrete, see you on the other side bud, also don't kill yourself but if you do, write I love 4chan on your stomac
>>671638383
OK then path of least resistance is to shit yourself until someone comes and takes you to a mental hospital, and just keep shitting yourself until someone else fixes all of your problems.
Goddammit OP. Just take a shit and smear it all over your body.
>>671634485
OP you dick you don't strangle yourself.
hanging is about breaking the neck causing near instant death. its all about the drop and the sharp stop
>>671638143
They already know, from ten years ago. They went full denial. I'm forbidden to ever speak "about that stupid thing" ever again.
>>671638635
No tall buildings around.
>>671638727
Kill yourself by starvation. Would fix your obesity problem, too.
>>671638314
Could fix my shit. Really easily. It would just take some hard work and time. Meh, would rather shot myself.
>>671638383
OP, It doesn't hurt to call a number. What are the downsides? You need help, and suicide isn't the answer.
>>671634485
Alex Zapata is that you?
It's James from Toronto. We all miss you at sonic. Just come back. You have people that care about you.
>>671638727
well fuck man, shove a fork into an outlet, also write dicks are yummy, on your forehead
>>671639048
ok well first cover yourself in water, so you need permenant marker for the dicks are yummy I love 4chan, then shove the fork into the outlet
>>671638727
Alright, I understand, that can be tough. I knew a girl who's parent's were just the same way. Still, I think you should call the hotline. Please, OP. If it really comes down to you wanting to do nothing other than kill yourself, tail it over to America, and try to not get arrested. Find a new job. Or just make some quick cash, and spend it all on booze, hookers and shit. Whatever will make you realize that life is worth living. In the case that you're too far away from the border, than maybe find the biggest city near you, go there. Find something interesting.
>>671639194
Yah find a bigger city with some high buildings
>>671638685
Death sound better than a mental hospital. But then again, death sounds better than sex.
>>671638709
That's the drop-hanging. There's also suspension for us poorfags without shit to tie to the roof. Have to do it on a doorknob.
>>671638853
Actually my weight is perfectly fine. I don't like eating.
>>671634485
look i'm not gonna bullshit you like everyone else here, if your going to kill yourself do it right. your last moments should be drifting off while on the most powerful drugs you can get your hands on. that being said you should tell us your story, even if we can't convince you not to kill yourself i'm sure we'd like to hear your reasons why. if your going to disappear off this shit world at least leave a story of your life, right?
>>671634485
But anon san,
You know that when you hang yourself the fall is supposed to break your neck. No pain, just snap.
>>671639328
Poorfag. Lazy as sin.
>>671638948
Can't speak, will wake up people, they'll find my rope. It's really in-there.
>>671639553
I'm a poorfag as in "poorfag". No, no pretend poorfag, no discount poorfag; real-real-real poorfag. Helium tank? With that money I could hire some guy to shot me around these parts. Not even kidding.
>>671639725
Drop hanging, yes. Can't do it unless I develop psychic powers to hold the rope on the ceiling. Suspension is what I'm going for. I paid around 60 dollar cents for the rope (12 pesos)
>>671639816
OP, you can pick up your life and do something with it. Suicide isn't the answer to your problems, get a job and some help.
>>671639816
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>>671639193
oh wait your too poor for a fucking fork, get real you emo pussy lyin bitch go to tumbler and get some attention
>>671640046
Helium tank would be around 900-2000 pesos AND hard to come by.
>>671640273
what?
>>671640273
At least tell us why you feel this is your only option.
>>671640026
Answer? Doing nothing and let shit sort itself out is an answer. Going out and finding a job carrying heavy shit around is an answer. You know what those have in common? Less appealing than death.
>>671640001
It only requires a short fall.
Their are rafters in the ceiling. Typically 2x4 timbers. 18" spacing using those to attach the rope and a hangman's noose with a ladder or chair should be simple
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>>671640668
We build with concrete around here. I have never seen a wooden house outside movies.
>>671640616
Take a Fork or a piece of slim metal cover yourself in water, then write dicks are yummy then shove the metal into a plug outlet done its over, toaster in the bathtub son you have to have something that can end your shit your just too stupid to know how to use the tools you have
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>>671640889
yeah whatever you just want peoples attention
>>671640875
You have a natural gas oven? Blow out the pilot light and take a nap in front of the open oven.
There's also the option of making a bomb and blowing your self up.
>>671641261
hes too poor to own a stove or a fork or a toaster
>>671639816
how are you on the internet then anon? not doubting you just curious. oh and if you really need helium to kill yourself with come to the states. i'll buy your poor ass some. or hell just steal shit till you can afford to buy it.
>>671641364
But he can bust off the natural gas lock and turn the valve on inside the house. Will take the utility co. a couple days to notice.
>>671640889
And it has like 1/3rd chance of working (being lethal). Fuck that, I'm not rolling those dice.
>>671641261
Do have an oven. Not aware that was an option. Might give it a try but train is still winning.
Honestly if you aren't going to do it by electrocution ( assuming if mexi poorfag you have rolling brown outs) then try doing at a generator, the electrocution that is. The method of jumping in front of the train provides you the opportunity to chicken out at the last second which leads me to believe that you aren't serious about dying. But that's human instinct:to live. If you are suicidal, go out and start something with some cartel looking fuck and get wasted. No matter what, if all facets of life are "too hard" for you, so to will all methods of dying. No matter what it will take some effort: either to live or die, on your part
>>671641401
Have a fairly kickass (although 6 year old) computer and neighbors have internet.
>>671641720
no more like 100% success when adding water, you just don't want to do it, shit or get off the pottey your fat as fuck you'l fry and die just like you want then you don't have to lift any of that heavy stuff because your LAZY
>>671641988
fat leechin bitch
>>671641861
Yup. If it takes too much effort I can't be bothered. Just need it to be instant. Didn't expected to be such a pussy. Dunno if you've ever tried to asphixiate yourself, but it's hard. Shit's literally impossible for me, arms just basically free me on their own.
easiest way to off yourself is go find a homeless person and lick his asshole the aids will kill you best part just don't do any treatments then you can sit back and die
Dont dew it man.
Just wait, We only got one life. besides oblivion is forever
>>671642079
Asked for permission, they don't mind.
>>671642449
It's getting hard to find the next part. Hope someone is reading the damn thing.
>>671642161
Death will just end in oblivion, would you rather live and work to see another day, or suffer in eternal oblivion?
>>671642003
Sorry, train still winning. Read about shit in some sites, they just plain discourage suicide by that method.
They of course recommend helium. No helium, though.
Wow I found out you can't write Am.an. da to dd without it being marked spam but yeah go drink some bleach and write I love Am an da ... To dd on your stomac
>>671642715
Can you even possibly imagine anything more awesome than not existing at all? No, seriously, think about it. Not existing is great.
>>671642803
Of fucking course, Bleach. Supported to hurt like fucking hell, but it's not like you can back down once you power chug it down. Thanks, man. I'm a retard, how did I forget about that bitch?
>>671634485
I am not responsible for what anyone does with this information. Lets make this clear.
> Take bag of charcoal
> be in closed space no air coming in
> light charcoal fire
> carbon monoxide puts you to sleep
> never wake up
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>>671642161
If you are that much of a pussy then a quick death is too good for you. Like I said earlier, everything in life requires effort to do correctly. This includes killing yourself. If you can't be bother to orchestrate a quick death then you have no right to one. I was suicidal and depressed due to long standing drug addiction which compounded with my brain underproducing serotonin and oxytocin since puberty. Compounded with some shitty things in my life, I took a bunch of sedatives and then began to asphyxiate myself. I get it, choking (almost) to death was painful, and if my now ex gf didn't catch me in the act I would have succeeded. But I didn't, suffered the embarrassment of being suicidal, forced myself to find help and purpose. I am not rich, I live in a state 3000 miles away from my home, came here where I am an unwelcome foreigner with limited resources. I said fuck death. And kept working at bettering myself. If you can live to serve yourself, find purpose serving something else. But if you really are this pathetic parasite, who can't even kill yourself, then you deserve to live and wallow in self loathing.
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>>671643137
nice thats a good one
>>671643316
pls keep posting i gotta see what happens
>>671643306
Your the same way lol by what u said
>>671643306
Nah, pretty sure I have my answer. I'll be dead by tomorrow midday at the most.
>>671639816
Good lord, you truly are autistic.
>>671643768
OP is an attention whore. This is fake.
>>671643785
Mildly, yes. Any of you fags are not?
>>671643768
Make a Beta Uprising before dying anon. That would be fun.
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>>671643768
Are all these pictures from something or is it all original?
>>671643768
write I love 4chan and dicks are yummy, it will be epic and you will go to valhalla
>>671643768
At least call your fucking parents, maybe they can change your mind.
>>671643959
got us there....
>>671644005
Shoot up a school or something? Wish I had a gun.
>>671643959
No, not really. I'm not quite fond of suicide, and I can feel but pity of those poor dumbasses that kill themselves. But the world would be probably better without a retard like you.
>>671644064
I got it from a feels thread ages ago. Read it, saved it.
>>671644157
OP, prove your gonna do it
>>671644182
Well, duh. World would be much better off if 90% of mankind died spontaneously. Doubt you're the good 10% either.
>>671644157
No, you're not very original. Not everything is made with guns (homemade bombs or something QD). Also, don't pester those sad teachers and little brats. Go to a police station, or another place where is assured that you will kill the biggest amount of assholes as possible.
>>671635645
>can you stop being such an amerifat please
Thanks, a fellow fat
>>671644294
if he does he does if he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't owe anyone anything, besides me for giving him badass advice
>>671644413
You really are dim-witted.
>>671644419
Shoot up a retirement home. Who needs those old fuckers?
>>671635871
Helium exist bag. A gun. Drink poisen. Heroin overdose.
>>671643742
I didn't ask b for help nor did I pussy out. I was forcible stopped and I found outin the US they have laws against killing yourself. If someone calls the hospital for a suicide attempt you are detained for 72 hrs and all your constituents are told. Then after that event, I came to realize there is no way anyone will leave me I alone to kill myself, so I chose life. In either case I set out to do something and did it. Yeah I didn't succeed in death but I am succeeding now in life. Point is I wasn't crying about how either dying or living was "too much effort" to try.
>>671644419
Dude, I don't have a gun. Going to a police station wouldn't even get me killed, just arrested. I'm not a fucking ninja-stallion or some shit.
>>671644574
POLICE STATION POLICE STATION
>>671634485
i havent seen this comic for so long.
it reminds me of the good days of /b/.
thank you.
>>671644645
Allahu Akbar, anon.
Muchas gracias por las imágenes Mexifag, es todo muy lindo.
>>671644620
Your a little bitch lol. Glad you didnt do it but your still a bitch xD
>>671644645
Read something once that helped me out.
If you're tired of life, then kill YOUR self. I mean, kill what you don't like. I see you're flat out not interested, so... I don't know. Buy a backpack and start walking. Kill the life you're living. If you still feel the same way after a week of just doing something like walking a direction and seeing what will happen, then...
Go to a state that legally helps with that kind of stuff. Shrug.
>>671634485
You put yourself in a position that you can't get yourself out of. Can't chabge your mind halfway to the ground. Can't spit a bullet back out. Shoot up poison, throw your phone out the window.
>>671644645
Okay anon, I just got here. Here's what you do.
Get a car, steal one who cares.
Take the vent from your clothes dryer or anything long enough to get the emissions from the muffler into the car.
Duct tape that vent from the pipe to a back window. Drive to a quiet place, crank some tunes and flood the car with fumes. Nice and peaceful
>>671635536
YES.
>>671644745
Thanks fam. Now that I look back on it I agree I was a lil bitch (prolly still am a bit) but I said fuck that noise and chose life.
>>671644867
You could more easily convince me to saw off my leg (even as the pussy for pain that I didn't know I am) than to make a backpack and start walking in a random direction.
>>671644985
Charcoal fires are easier to start. If you dont wana steal a car. Just a closed spaced of charcoal fumes emits CO1 carbon monoxide. Easy death same as the car. Either will do OP.
>>671644948
That's the idea.
>>671645171
Why?
>>671645171
God, these comics are the weirdest mix of hilarity and feels I've seen on /b/ in a long time. I want to hug Nana so bad.
wtf did I just sit through?
>>671645271
Would need to procure food and water during travel. That means having to work. That's bad enough, but first you need to find a job, which means talking to people and asking around. That's without mentioning the walk; and that's just the basic day to day shit. If you read my earlier post, I'm kind of trying to escape an EASIER situation that what you're proposing.
>>671645249
Aight well good luck.
>>671644948
¿Te querés matar porque si? Sos bastante boludo, negro.
>>671645512
That comic was sad as fuck.
>>671645512
OP drink bleach its painless
>>671645512
That's.. yea okay I didn't need to smile at all
>>671645512
OP, if you have a problem with the life your currently living, then why don't you cut your losses and choose to live a different life, one free from depression and suicide.
>>671645783
Shut up fag
>>671645512
Well, fuck.
That's all I have, didn't notice it was the end.
Show's over, fags. Thanks to the guys who suggested charcoals, the oven and the bleach. Still weighting options. The important thing is not being able to back down. Afterwards it's just the black void which will erase my memory so pain doesn't matter as long as I can't do shit about it.
>>671645512
go and live by yourself in the wilds it looks like a cool tough and worthy way to go
>>671645857
Bleach hurts dont do bleach
>>671645857
God speed and don't pussy out.
"suicide bag" OP.
I can't believe anyone haven't said it yet...
That being said, suicide is a permanent solution to what could be a temp problem. Just the fact that you are online here talking with us means you are better off than half the planet. I bet you can go buy most types of food at the mall as well?
I recommend sticking around. See what happens. Will Virtual Reality take off? Maybe you can find happiness in that? If you're dead you won't know.
Killing yourself is really mean to anyone that knows you btw, in case you have anyone you talk with IRL in the year.
Compra navajas de seguridad
Corta venas a lo largo
Comefe una o dos
>>671645857
>BAAAWW ME HAZ PAIN ME HATES LIVING
>Is ridiculously picky about how he is going to die.
>>671646231
Seriously, it's fucking annoying.
>>671646231
I'm a pussy, dude. Not in pain, though. Just living seems like such a fucking bother. Sleeping forever sounds nice.
>>671646052
Interested in suicide bags. Reading about it.
I'm still stuck in here with you faggots for 6 hours or more until shops are open. Anyone has requests?
>>671646539
Post everything you got of 4chan that you have enjoyed to some degree. Lets us get a view inside who you were
>>671646539
You don't truly know if you are sleeping forever. BTW, dying in a fight sounds interesting.
>>671634485
The type of people willing to help arent the type of people willing to help what a suicidal mind thinks is right. stop trust your own judgement and feel the pain of life.
Death is the bars of the prison of life. you might see the bars and think you can squeeze through there and escape but that doesn't make it so.
>>671646778
Very true, no human can imagine a sleep not only dreamless but also without sensation
>>671646539
What I'm understanding is simply that you're too unwilling to live, and therefore, would rather quit now. But the thing is, you have to find what gives you joy in life. You can't be a faggot and give up before you've started living for yourself. Because from what you've detailed so far, it doesn't seem like you're doing what you want to do.
>>671646539
>Interested in suicide bags. Reading about it.
There's not much to read about it. It's painless. Your brain thinks you are breathing oxygen so you just breathe like normal thinking your normal thoughts as usual. Then suddenly you pass out. Then you die. Guaranteed and completely painless.
I still say stick around, dying is wasting your once chance at life. Your whole body was once dust from a million stars a million lightyears away, all assembled by chance into what you are and you want to thow it away?
>>671646539
dammit anon i hated you but now i want to hug you
tell us more about yourself. give us your name. i dont know if any faggot around you thinks the same but im kinda interested in ya case and i want to know you better before you die
>>671634485
Killed my boner.
>>671647015
>give us your name.
lol don't fucking do this
>but im kinda interested in ya case and i want to know you better before you die
yep, he want you to set up a camera so he can watch you die
>>671646908
Cmon, this guy seems set on death. And they way he (assuming male, correct me if I'm wrong) bemoans living and the reasons he is so picky about dying are both a matter of extreme laziness and inability. Even suicidal people are motivated about dying: they just go out and do it, not fuss about which is the most effortless. Dude is a pathetic creature, him offing himself is a service. Let's those with drive/promise use resources otherwise wasted on him
>>671647147
how rude of you i am truly interested in this fag
>>671634485
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671646944
Theory is simple. Materials seem like the bigger restriction, though. Seems like simple plastic bags and duct tape don't cut it.
>>671647147
Why? Are you going to ruin my life? Dude, I'm going to die tomorrow. I'm Adolfo Paz. You're not going to find me on Facebook, though.
Went though my "/b" folder. Most of it is shit, now that I think about it. I'll post the .webms I saved that still think are worth it.
>>671647200
Yeah I don't really think that he wants to die. He jus needs help.
>>671647200
Which is exactly what shows that he's not going to do it. This faggot needs to either get his shit together and just straight up off himself, or pull himself together and muster up some determination to live his own life.
>>671647200
I can afford to be picky. Train is a sure-way to go that'd be fairly painless and I can execute it sure thing tomorrow. If I can't find anything better then why the fuck bother?
People suggested Helium. Sure, I could sell all my shit to get enough money for it if I really wanted to die that way. What for, though? It would take days to arrive. Sure I could wait days, but why would I when I have a perfectly good train at home?
>>671647522
I don't doubt that he wants to die, but I don't think he has to will to do it. I also don't think he has the will to get help. I honestly think he will just live a life of continued disappointment, always wanting death/easy way out but never doing it. Simply existing a shit existence with no intent to change
>>671648018
>being this stupid
If you were so dead set on the train, you wouldn't have come here.
Just do it already and stop wasting other people's time. It's clear you are after sympathy and attention, despite everything you say. Please go away and either KILL YOURSELF or DON'T. Stop making it our problem.
>>671648018
You need to die a specific way (stressing the need to die) but can afford to be picky, all while saying you can't wait for helium. Uhhh ok
Reading the comic while waiting for results. It's infinitely better than the actual fucking anime. Thanks
What the fuck is going on?
>>671648188
Why are you in this thread to begin with? I have plenty of time.
>>671648431
Utter retardation
>>671648534
No no. I was getting into the stories but i just want to know more.
>>671648140
Frustration. I made a setup, was ready to execute. Put rope around neck, tried 3 times; each time making it further. Last time almost vomited; every single time my own arms grabbing the rope and pulling me up. I didn't know I was such a pussy.
Was basically expecting a magic answer. Something I could do right fucking now; something I had the materials readily available right fucking now; and something effective that would kill me dead 100% of the time. Of course, no such thing.
After venting and talking about it I got more and more calm and finally accepted that I'm not going to die tonight; just have to wait a little longer.
>>671648018
Haven't read the whole thread so far, but slicing your wrists and lying in a bathtub full of hot water is painless. And it won't delay a train tomorrow.
But then, suicide is not a solution imo.
>>671637280
i bump into this dump at least once a year. didn't know i would see it again this early in the year but fuck me #26 is where i start to tear up.
>>671648018
Good night anon. It's really late over here. Before dying, you made me for the first time in my life feel empathy according to a suicide case (even if is a very mundane one in my opinion). I really hope you don't kill yourself. Please, if you kill yourself, don't hurt, humilliate or disappoint someone else. And don't do shit you aren't sure you will regret later. Live assertively and with strength, brotha. Best wishes, Milhouse.
TL;DR: Don't kill yourself. Know that a foreign stranger has hope for you. Sorry for getting emotional.
OP, commit suicide by cop. Call them and lie about having a firearm and scare the shit out of them with a stick.
See you in hell your inept, retarded faggot.
>>671637897
fuck me again.
this is where i stop. it's too early in the year for this.
op, there is always something worth it. find it. Love, anon
Why don't you jump off some big ass building or bridge ?
Where's my oldfags?
DO IT FAGGOT! BECOME AN HERO!
>>671642449
YOU WENT FROM 45 TO 60
I WANT THE MISSING STRIPS!!
>>671652158
found them, posting source
http://manga.clone-army.org/nana.php
Steal a helium tank and make yourself an exit bag. Steal some cash - buy a bunch of heroin, overdose.
>>671645645
OP shouldn't really be reading shit like that.
>>671644264
No wonder you like this little sob story and it's "BOO HOO HOOO, life is always so unfair, no matter what you do" approach to reality so much.
>>671645512
;_; that comic
Don't kill yourself Anon.
I've tried to commit suicide many times and every time I wake up the day after, I'm so glad that I didn't do it.
You might say that you're just "tired of life" but I'm sure there's an underlying issue and whatever it is can be resolved.
I'm sure nobody who knows you wants to go to your funeral.
Just stick it out dude and I can guarantee you that a year from now, you'll probably look back on this as being silly.
>>671645171
Fuck man, you don't know what your missing. I, like many of us her, am tied to a professional career and a relatively stable life, and while I wouldn't change it for anything I sometimes feel I just want to break free, with no ties, and see what life has prepared for me out there. Sometimes I even get to walk or pedal for hours in any direction just to get a little taste of that. You're wasting a precios opportunity to break free and be yourself, and see how you can survive for yourself out there. Give it a try. Fit the team, and maybe you'll feel much better afterwards.
>>671654632
for the team*
Damn autocorrect.
>>671639031
I hope u find who your looking for
>>671643137
Need air for fire buddy, u school?
>>671648018
>I can afford to be picky
>BWAAAAA I am so le poor!
Choose one.
>>671634485
have car?
>>671656220
But when the fire runs out for lack of oxygen the room will be already filled with the poisonous carbon monoxide.
>>671645512
You suck at playing lol too. I assume you live in argentina. Nice cómic btw
