Help me tell my mom I need to have her to fulfill true happiness
>>671629983
going to need a pic of her before we proceed.
>>671630463
agreed. demanding pic
Demanding a pic of your door. Please deliver
>>671629983
We all agree. Pic or isn't real
Congratulations, you are now on a list.
>>671629983
Sorry for the delay had to edit it so you creeps couldn't reveal me
>>671631097
also demanding pic of door
>>671631685
Door?
>>671631446
half way there op, just a door pic to go
Okay. "Accidentally" text her a picture of your dick, then see where it goes
>>671632053
Should I lead up to it with something else though? Seems a bit risky.
>>671632053
This. It's the only way to be sure.
>>671631966
Like house door? Wtf
>>671632137
Say you meant it fit someone else, but wait fir her reaction tho
>>671632287
For*
>>671632208
got any other doors around? OP? of course house door
>>671629983
"Don't worry mom, I've got plenty of big muscles ;)"
>>671631685
>>671631744
>>671631966
>>671632481
The fuck is up with you guys and doors?
Fuck dick pic it is I guess probably my only saving grace for avoiding "well talk about it tomorrow"
>>671632655
>>671631097
You too...fucking...just goddamn man
>>671632858
Why is the pic already 404ing?
>>671632655
look, I just want to see his door.
>>671629983
Just send her exactly what you have typed out right there. It'll work.
>>671633003
Why? Have done knob or door fetish. It's like asking to see...well...his fucking door! There is literally nothing to compare it with.
>>671632858
Just blowing off some steam after that workout you gave me ;)
OP clearly doesn't care about this if he's not even willing to post his door
Bumping for that door
Dick pic sent. Now we wait
>>671633276
you know you wanna see his door too
>>671633615
Pics
>>671633615
Prove it.
>>671633461
>>671633564
Fucking weirdos...here's mine
Ask if you can eat her out for practice
>>671633673
This, of the door
Jesus I hate posting in these but here goes. Anatomy fag here. The anus is sensitive tissue. Sensation wise as well as friction wise. Be careful. The clean up and warm up to anal play are vital. But here's the deal..you're probably not going to come from anal. Poking the g spot behind etc stretching the nerve bundle etc.... I doubt it. It's possible but I doubt it. And yes I have dissected these parts. So give me a break you few yards who read a porn site or wiki about vaginas. But here lies the beauty. A woman's...and a man's pelvic floor muscles enjoy a little work. In your case get a toy like a plug and then warm up to insertion. First go use an enema. Go take a shot..and go shower. Work the plug nthe shower. Then go masturbate without touching the plug. I assume you'll use a vibrator or fingers on yourclit. This is key...pay attention to your anus when you come. It will pulse just like the rest of your pelvic floor. Now if you decide that you like it and Want dick. You do the same shit but with the dick. Fuck vaginally until you've come a few times. Then when he is ready to come work him into your ass. Strum or vibe your Clint till you're ready to come...but until then he docent get to move he just stays burried in tight muscles. When you're at the point of orgasm let him thrust. Your pelvic floor will clench and release..his dick Will challenge the muscles and the intensity of orgasm increases. I like feeling my wife come with my fingers in her..then cock But if I just hammer at her ass she wants to shit and is bored.
>>671633739
Wrong thread fam
>>671633690
thats a nice door anon. looks like it has a good solid heft to it.
>>671633690
>no timestamp
Fake and gay
>>671633880
It's painted plywood with a shit ton of what feels like the little packing peanuts
>W€w
>>671633892
Search the image on google!
OP died
>>671633690
More doors please
>>671633356
Goddamnit op, do what i say, and you'll get to experience your moms vagina a SECOND time
>>671632858
That's it?
Op >timestamp or gtfo
>>671629983
Bang someone elses mom first.
>>671634370
Fuck. You.
so fucking fake, how can you losers believe this? his '' mom '' types like a 14 y/o
>>671634113
Everyone should make sure they get good quality solid wooden doors. Opening a door and feeling its weight being pushed by your hand is important for an everyday healthy life.
>>671634431
>no timestamp
That can only mean one thing.
How do I recover/inquire her thoughts on it? She thinks I was joking. I have a really sick sense of humor.
"Mum can I give you the ole lickaroo?"
>>671634623
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>671634623
well you could still take real good care of it I bet...
>>671634623
Ain't no chance bro. Pass it off as being drunk.
>>671634623
I'm dying
>>671634623
you blew it man... too aggresive
>>671634623 what the fuck. She wants the d
>>671634877
winrar
This is now a door thread
>>671634623
TOO LATE, PANDORA'S BOX HAS BEEN OPENED
>>671634623
"But it did. What do you really think about it?"
>>671635042
You mean a murderer thread?
>>671634623
What a wasteful attempt...unless your mom wants to fuck her son, she's never gonna come around, stop trying..
And just force it
>>671634623
"I thought it was a solid laugh"
Kill yourself, you're supposed to let /b/ do the talking.
>>671634877
Dubs decided
>>671635140
Someone said Fuhrer thread?
>>671634623
SHES FUCKING TESTING YOU. Don't quit now OP, I swear fucking sluts play the same shit. She hasn't ever seen this side to you so she's gonna think you're bullshitting. Send another! Say "right here right now, you down?"
>>671634623
Oh come on man, you didn't even try, you have to shave before a dick pic, also clean up your fingers if they are going to be in the shot, maybe wear a watch and get a good angle, after that pathetic pic of course she laughed.
>>671635140
rofl..
I love how this dudes mom just laughs off a cock photo. You've done this before haven't you OP, you still suck at it.
>>671635208
This thread would be great if op weren't a faggot
What do you guys think of this one?
>>671635497
You mean this would be great if it were real
>>671635373
>>671635407
You're insinuating that there is an art to dick pics? Anything that has ill iteration in it cannot be considered art
>>671635042
Diamonds. Post moar!
>>671635601
Shit tier door. Hollow core laminate. Cookie cutter suburb home detected
>>671635407
>wear a watch and get a good angle
ok, I had my pre-bed kek. See ya' fellers
>>671635373
I'm not gonna dig for it, here you go.
>>671635601
My dick literally cannot handle anymore
>>671634623
op you dun goofed, your mom will never touch your cock
>>671635601
>can be destroyed with a punch/10
>>671635601
Based handle
>>671633690
>posts door
>no timestamp
Fake and gay
I really like this one.
>>671635914
Fuck off I'm here for doors
>>671635914
Ask for a titty pic
>>671635914
hnnnnng faggot you just ruined your life
>>671635739
>>671635601
That door wasn't punched very hard
>>671635914
This has to be fake. Holy fuck this is cringeworthy.
>>671635720
This one is really nice!
More!
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>671636032
yeah ask for a tit pic
>>671635957
omg sexy
>>671635957
That's a very nice door. Don't stop now
>>671635652
It's not an art it's common sense, how do you expect someone to take your cock seriously if you present it like you're showing your herpes to a doctor?
>>671635957
Agreed but your still a faggot.
>>671636070
lmao I hope this is fake
>>671635999
checked
>>671635957
Why...
>>671635042
top row second in is the style of door on ms skeltals house
>>671635914
The cringe
Montana Fuji oak doors are supplied by JBK, a company renowned for providing great doors at low prices, the quality is really impressive and will enhance any home.
The smaller 686mm door is also available, you will not be dissapointed.
>>671635914
Gunna get rekt by mum, tell her one tit for no, two tits for yes
>>671635914
wow, so this is what happens when you don't have sex for a couple years
Copypasta is so old Eminem threw it up. Just shooped the dates.
>6/10 for getting me to respond
>>671635957
>10/10 would enter
>>671636319
Do it man
>>671636290
Thanks for the tip anon, I will look into this. Really need to spice up my life and I think new doors will help a lot.
She needs better angles of your cock bro. Anon is right, you're fucking selling yourself, not cataloging a used item for craigslist
>>671636213
Well most of the girls I know make fun if my cock when it's shaved, and I usually go for the log view
>>671636290
10/10 would bangle the handle
This shit is awesome
>>671631446
im not saying im not the one to go for a nice door, but ima gonna need moe of dat
>>671635720
Source?
>>671636290
Simple yet amazingly beautiful. A masterpiece of entering and exiting technology
>>671636339
>this
also
sage
>doors thread
I've been waiting for this thread for years...
>>671636290
Might as well not have a door.. Zero privacy/would not buy
>>671635914
Dude can you fucking stop
>>671636588
arts and crafts/10 would enter again
>>671635914
Im cringing hard but cant look away
>>671635914
Tell her your stroking your self thinking of her.
Op is kill
What do you guys think about my sliding door with screen included?
I think its real nice.
>>671636848
It's old copy pasta why are you still telling him what to say..
>>671636588
that's a bbd, not one of those skinny ass doors that break down with a punch
real doors have curves
also checked
>>671636900
Dubs confirm, all that's left is doors!
>>671636848
do it damnit
Draw me like one of your french doors
This is now a nightlight thread.
This is mine
Someone post the rest
>>671636934
Never seen the copy pasta is there more too it?
>>671635914
Dude just tell her goodnight. Best bet is she will pass it off as you were drunk and she may give the idea some thought
for the love of god everyone send your mom a dick pic, right now. for mook
>>671637052
Basically the original OP got mom to show tits, she was ashamed, said she was gonna have to talk to him about this because it isn't natural, and that's where it left off.
>>671636921
8/10
Would strongly consider
>>671637051
This.
>>671637053
This, you dun fucked up OP stop digging the hole and call it a day make a thread next time
OP, you're in too deep.
You gotta go for it, tell her how you really feel. Don't back off.
Trust these dubs
>OP and Door
>>671637214
Thanks. I know its a little older than some of these other doors, but she' works hard and plays even harder.
>>671637035
Lol, doors ryhmes with whores
>>671637155
My mom is in prison with her gf
>>671636921
Repair/fill in the concrete at the bottom to make your door more glamorous.
>>671636921
Get that third world shit out of here
>>671636568
>>671637053
This. Apologize profusely and try to get closer to her. She at least knows you're interested in her. All you gotta do now is get really close and kiss her. Best if she's drunk.
>>671637205
Damn I want to see the rest if that set.
This one is pretty nice
What are your guys's suggestions on getting the door swing just right?
>>671637400
Had it saved a while back but new computer lost files. Sorry /b/ro
>>671637458
Gotta open to the outside. Left or right i don't care.
>>671637458
>>671637619
This guy knows what he's talking about
>>671637415
Beautiful anon, beautiful
whatever you wanna say about muslims, they sure know how to make a good door
Oh man OP you just ruined your life. Congrats.
>>671637415
That's a nice door, but I don't think it's very affective against burglars.
>>671637589
All good I do a reverse image search
>Implying this is real
Wow OP you fucked up big time
Enough of these peasant doors
>>671637737
that's a big strong door you got there
>>671637860
oh god...
>>671637737
That is a very nice door
>>671636726
have my children anon
>>671637849
jesus thats a nice door
>>671637860
Keep them cumming anon
>Look this man deep in the eye
What do you see?
>>671637969
its fucking copied, you shit
>>671637860
You fuckers won't even tell your crush you like them while OP does this.
>>671637860
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>671637860
wow mom u r smokin hot
>>671637969
Are you still biting this bate... fuck off newfag
>>671637860
Cringe bread /b/ros?
What are your thoughts on the famous Ann Arbor doors?
>>671637860
This isn't pasta
>>671637860
>ICE(mom)
Absolutely beautiful
>>671637860
HAHAHAHA
THIS CAN ONLY END IN DISASTER
Ask for nudes
>>671638132
Jesus your mom really needs some dick if she managed to fall for you with those shitty texts
>>671638132
OP IS IN FUCK
>>671638172
his mom is an ICE agent you fucking wetback
>>671638067
Eyes
>>671638211
wow
>>671637458
If your door opens outside, then the hinge is also outside. Easy to break into for any burglar. Just pull the pin out of the hinge and the whole door comes off. Then a burglar has your door!
Remember, all doors that open to the outside world need to open inwards. Then the burglar needs special equipment to steal your door.
>>671638132
Tit pic
>>671638132
...not impossible...
>>671637860
You either ruined your life or scored gg
>>671638132
SHE WANTS THE D, OP.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.
SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU CAN DO IT
>>671638132
People nowadays like this faggot are sick in their mind... its just disgusting
>>671638284
In case of emergency idiot
>>671638132
dude she's going to come over for dinner -- you're in!!!!!
>>671638284
hahahaha! what shitty insult, why are you telling people they have wet backs XD it dont even make sense
This is a quality door here.
>>671638132
HE'S IN BOYS!
>>671638152
An excellent way to spread door appreciation and awareness IMO
>>671638132
If you wern't her son she would do it.
She wants it OP
>>671638317
That's pretty good advice anon, thanks.
>>671638132
fake and gay
>>671638302
>Niggers
>>671636726
kek
>>671638091
theres a fine line between risky and stupid niggah, if this was anyone else but copypaste OP there mom would hit them with a frying pan
>>671634582
ok this is a door thread now
>>671638132
You got her. When you do talk to her, be real smooth. Go talk somewhere private and quiet and just let it happen.
This is all copy pasta you fucking plebs.
I haven't actually been drinking. I only said that so I'd have an excuse to fall back on. I really want to be inside you. Can't you just imagine me sliding in and out of you? Please just give this a chance.
>>671637415
I've been looking for a source on this door for ages.
ask her for tits and you will discuss it with her tomorrow
Enough pussy doors.
Good fucking job OP
>>671638132
BOY HE DID IT
>2016
>being this new
fuck off newfag
>>671638132
For fucks sake, keep posting
>>671638152
Niggas ain't shit.....
>>671638132
SHE WANTS IT
>>671638643
Mao, please
if only this were real...
>>671638211
Saved
>>671638718
This door is from India faggot
>>671638434
very nice!
She wants the cock but she's going to be moralfag about it instead.
>>671638132
Ask for a tit pick
"I don't want kids and this won't affect our relationship, we can keep it between us. Dad doesn't have to know and we can do it whenever we want. It'll make your little boy happy :)"
>>671638686
In the 90s I don't trust em
more doors, jesus fuck
i can't get enough of them
fake & gay
>>671638643
Not a very strong looking door. I suspect a basic ram would get that bad boy open.
It's very attractive though.
Just wanted to let all you door guys know, I was really depressed and this door thread made me laugh, so I want to share a gem that's been in my family's collection for years.
>>671638789
DESIGNATED
>>671638636
Two & a half Men
>>671638132
OP i'm literally only here to get the full set back, hurry the fuck up with your shooping so i can get the tit pic at the end. Jesus you have to be the slowest shooper ever
>>671638132
Recoverable..
Maybe just maybe.
Don't be to forward, she has to think it's a good idea and that it won't affect your relationship with her
>>671638132
Oh yeah this isn't fake at all...
This thread has sent my sides to a galaxy far far away 10/10
>>671638874
SHITTING
>>671638859
Hang on to that piece buddy. It'll be worth a lot someday. You could pass it onto your kids.
>>671638859
there is quite a gap under that door anon, I sure hope you have a proper fitted sash
This Right here is a sexy door
>I can't say if I wasn't your mother I wouldn't, but I am.
There you go OP. Whether or not she would be your mom makes no difference to her. Go fuck your mom!
>>671639011
The door its self is amazing. But the contractor who hung that isn't very professional. I'd contact the BBB
>>671635914
DEAR FUCK OP! Don't care if real or not, the cringe is real.
>>671638859
Thanks for posting!
This door brightened up my day!
>>671638851
Well, I suppose they were going for style over practicality
While we're here, does anyone have sauce on this door?
>>671639025
HHNNNNGGGGGG
>>671638132
ask her if you should have some condoms ready?
>>671638530
Anytime, anon. Keep your doors safe from theft.
And I guess the rest of your house too.
>>671639173
Interesting
>>671638859
This is a really great door, I hope you and your family continue to cherish it for generations to come!
she said not to drink before the talk. She never said anything about during, or after
Are these Tumblr bitches in here about doors? Like Spider Man and banana faggots in other threads?
>>671639173
Very unique.
>>671639186
Do want.
>>671639526
Very clever! Do you have small children who decorate it with you?
fuck yes, door thread
I haven't seen a good door thread for ages
>>671639461
What kind of faggot doesn't like a good door thread?
>>671639461
>Tumblr Bitches
>Door Murder Club meme
You've been here all summer haven't ya?
Good lord forgot I had this
>>671639186
850 Lunt Ave, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
"Glenview Doors"
>>671639597
when i let them out the basement when no one's around i like to let them play before going back
More doors!
>>671639648
Thank you anon
>>671638890
You're doing God's work son.
>>671639634
oh shiiit
sauce?
Hey look mom. It won't change anything I promise. I want you and I know you want me. Trust me, we'll have some amazing sex
>>671639186
noice
>>671639186
Excellent plinegrat subduction with this one. You can tell the designer knew full well what he was doing with that .75 of a plinegrat on the top corners. Because of this, I'm willing to bet this is the work of Schlosser. I know I'll get flamed when I say I don't believe his was a complete master of Plinegrat Subduction, but he comes in a close second behind Fulier.
>>671634623
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking A man
I'll be in the bath when you arrive. Welcome to join me. It'll be like old times.
>>671639754
Ruined it
>>671638211
that dude must have been punched by the fucking big bang
>>671639626
>le funny door maymay xDD
>>671639824
Can't give the exact location, but somewhere in Venice probably
>>671639824
>>671639634
I got sauce on all doors. Taking requests.
Bilbao Santiago Cathedral, Spain
>>671639899
hmm, interesting comment
i'll have to look into that
>>671639852
Mom, it can only change for the better, I love my father.
>she wants the D so hard
>>671639852
Reroll
>>671639754
OP, tell her how much you want this.
>>671640114
you're a life-saver
>>671638132
>mfw you fuckers ever bought this farce
OP Show us a picture of your front door.
>>671639754
I'm here for this. Sauce or more like it?
OP your in. Shes only mentioned your guilt. Not her for cheating on your father
One of my favs
>>671639754
good one my dude
Eat her out bro say "oh I thought that was donner"
This is so fucking slow, just finish the copypasta
>>671640129
kek
>>671638132
Okay mom how about a boob pic and then we drop it for now
(don't really drop it)
>>671639899
>2001+15
>Schlosser not being plinegrat god
btfo newdoor
>>671640330
Such a stupid inefficient ass "door". Get this degenerate thing out of my sight.
>>671639754
tell her you're not jealous, dad is welcome to join in if he wants to.
You know, family time..
>>671640255
OP front door now please!
>>671640240
Listen, nigger, we know you're the bitch who says, "that's fake" all goddamned night on Halloween. It's called suspension of disbelief. Or just act like some kind of genius and keep telling us it's fake, whatever works for you.
Ask her for titts
>>671639754
are you the same guy who posts these shitty wincest fantasy conversations every day? or is there some kind of club?
>>671639754
her guilt is the only thing keeping her from doing it.
She doesn't resent you dad enough to go through with it.
>>671640466
Kek
>>671639754
SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
>>671640537
This
We need to see her tits.
>>671639754
man, just stop. you do know the guys on this forum are fucking with you for shits and giggles, right?
don't ruin your relationship with your family for sex. it would never be worth it.
OP post your door
ITT: horny teen newfags fall for bait
>>671639754
Front door pic NOWWW!
>>671640466
dubs
op deliver this
>>671640652
Shut the fuck up
OP any door will do, just post something
>>671640446
Rolll
Still waiting for OP to post that door
>>671640448
I understand, and expected such reactions. I just believe that Fulier is more subtle with the Plinegrat Subduction in his doors. Either way, Schlosser is a near magician when it comes to his doors. Let's just be in awe of these beautiful works of art.
>>671640652
get out reddit fag
>>671639754
wow, this is too good to be true, if real, go for it OP you've earned it
post your mom's door op please>>671639754
>>671640652
If this is legit then its obvious that his mom wants to fuck him. He just doesn't know how to close
>>671640825
>>671640448
>>671639899
>>671639186
I fucking love this place sometimes
Door or gtfo
>>671640652
>falling for this
>>671640652
dude shut up let us have this lol
>>671640870
He hasn't earned shit. I bet his front door is mere Slab-Door. Ill kick that shit down, and piss on it. OP is a fucking fag
>>671640411
OK, we got it. You think it's pasta and you want the whole world to know it. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.
>>671635957
I've seen pixels before buddy that's a Shoop
You'll just have to force sex your mom OP
>>671640870
It's fake, other people have posted summaries of the copypasta and op is just waiting for the times to be equal
>>671641010
Gibbeh
Strong door is best door
>>671640958
lel
>>671635957
Total shop, gtfo faggot.
What do you think?
I think op is having sex right now, we did a great job every one.
>>671641147
>the stories and works posted here are artistic works of fiction
Door
Or
Gtfo
Are you guise into traps?
>>671641041
Let me have this!
I want to believe!
>>671640114
rolling
Tell her you sent a pic so it's her turn to send one
>>671641336
I can only get so erect
I guess Ill post some MILF I banged
>>671641336
gtfo with that shit faggot
>>671639754
Tell her tit pic before bed please
Something a little more modern
>>671641441
>not just because I need a nut
>take our love to the ultimate level
