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>serious question how old are you anon? be honest please.

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>serious question
how old are you anon?
be honest please.
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13 but I'm a very mature 13 year old
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>>671623485
Jesus Christ
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>>671623300
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>>671623485
Underage ban
Fedora is a faggot
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73. War vet.
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>>671623485
Ban this faggot
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>>671623643
>>671623762
>>671623944
I may only be thirteen years of age but I can sure treat a lady like 31 year old man. Like I said I am nature enough to be in /b/ and deal with all this stuff but it's okay because I've seen worse on Reddit and tumblr that's why in havre 2 girlfriends and half of you can't even get a hug
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>>671624271
Kys
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>>671624271
>Two girlfriends
>Treat them like 31 year old man
>Ban this faggot
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>>671624271
Can't tell if b8 or nah....
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>>671624271
What a faggot
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>>671624271
>treat a lady like a 31 year old man

treating a lady like she's a man.....
this is why you are, and always will be, a FAGGOT
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>>671623485
Get out. You're dumb enough to know not to lie about your age you dumb fucking kid.
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>>671623545
hello darling
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>>671623300
26. Why do you want to know OP?
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>>671623300

19.

I have been here since I was 13 though.
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>>671624271
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>>671624777
MODS
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Turned 26 24 minutes ago.
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>>671624777
Lucky trips, he can stay.
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ITT: maximum b8
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>>671624890
Nah, he's alright, let him stay.
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>>671623300
21, but im an autistard so mentally more like 14. Emelgee dank meme smoke weed eryday AIRHORNAIRHORNAIRHORN.
Lol jk even my tard ass cringes at what the kids are in to these days.
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>>671624642
is just a question?
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>>671624988
happy birthday faggot
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21, lurked for a number of years and started posting once I got a little older. Fuck this place rocks.
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>>671623300
18 and scared
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28, been here since 04.
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>>671623938
pics or didnt happen
>what war
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>>671625089
Th-th-thanks m-m-man
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>>671624271
>treat a lady like a 31 year old man
>nature enough
>in harve
>seen worse on tumblr
>13 years old
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>>671623300
35. Am i the oldfag here?
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>12
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>>671625503
Being an oldfag has nothing to do with your age.
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>>671625554
Off by fucking 1
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>>671624988
Happy birthday from Australia.
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>>671623300
birthdate is jan 5th 1998
I am 18
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>>671625655
Right......
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>>671624737
Kik?
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>>671625503
46 and enjoying life
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>>671623485
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>>671623300
hi im 7
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20,but feel like a 17
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>>671625782
Thanks anon. Sucks cause I'm at work. Fuck third shift.
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>>671625980
early bait, streams not running yet
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Last 2 digits of post number
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24
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>>671623938
41 next week
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18
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>>671624271
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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I am 4 Millennia old.

Ask me anything

Im from zeta reticuli
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>>671626126
seems legit
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>>671623300
I'm 17, and I don't officially turn 18 for another 6 minutes and 32 seconds
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>>671623300
26
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21
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>>671626365
MODS
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>>671623300
43
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>>671626421

21 last digit of yor post
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>>671626286
Ayy lmao?
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>>671623300
19 and also nice dubs
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>>671625077
wtf is that
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>>671623300
I'm 12 but I have the mentality of a old person like 23 years old. I love adult stuff like memes and gay porn and I have better tast in musik. I'm so much smarter than all othr kids. Fuk my generation.
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>>671625818
Kek'd
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>>671626126
same
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>>671625010
Underrated post
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>>671623300
I'm 27. Started lurking in 06, posted more actively since around 08 till now.
>what even is my life
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29.
been here since 17. sigh.
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>>671626751
Mods ban this little shit now.
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>>671623944
Dubs demand it
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>>671624271
caspian paddock pls go
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45.. married, 3 kids,
$87k per year,
2 cars, 2 dogs,
a cat,
goldfish...
normal life,
well adjusted,
don't drink, quit smoking...
I torture cats for fun in my basement.
If anyone finds out...
I'll murder them.
Many years of practice on cats
has taught me how to hide a dead body
I've perfected the process
I can wipe you off the face of the earth.
I'm just the old guy next door the one that waves and smiles a lot.
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>>671623300
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>>671624271
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31, getting 32 in a week
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16 being going on 4chan since 7th grade frist time seeing a gore thread therw up , went to therapy now seeing gore eh
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>>671626621

Sleep good tonight....
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>>671627537
you pretty much described gerald broflovski
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16. I feel too young. Probably am. Idc I lurk. See you fags in the future.
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>>671623300
MFW I see unsolveable cubes in artwork...

How hard is it to scramble a real cube and use that as a model? Instead people randomize colors and show cubes in an impossible state.
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>>671624988
>turns 24
>continues browsing /b/
Happy birthday fag
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>>671623300
12fcali
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>>671624271
How does your lady like being treated like a 31 year old man? Does she wear a fake beard to help her get into the roll?
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>>671626750
Eye mole. That's gotta suck.
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Pls vote
http://poal.me/rijckt
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>>671628144
Don't you understand the context of the image? That's the entire point, you fucking disgusting aspie.
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>>671623300
19
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>>671628150

He's 26. 24 was the amount of minutes that passed between his birthday and the post. Get it straight...
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22 and currently a college student
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>>671623485
Mods
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>>671627537
Well...you are the reason why i hate the human race :D i'll hope your children get raped and buried alive. Faggot!
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>>671624988
Happy birthday, anon !
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>>671628426
LOL, no, it's not, because the "solved" cubes are also in an impossible state, fuckwit. If you've never solved a cube in your life, you have no fucking idea, but to anyone that's solved for years, it's obvious.
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>>671628150
Thanks I guess
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>>671625843
Lucky you am turning 18 in September
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>>671628917
Tits or you don't mean it
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>>671628872

How is your desire for the raping and murder of children any different than mine? You are the reason you hate the human race.

I'd like to show you my basement.
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>>671628426
Stupid cocknugget, probably one of those guys that says "Oh, I solved every side, but one!"
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>>671629040
didn't you read the rules?
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>>671629110
Fuck
15 minutes plz
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i started coming here when i was 12
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just nigh of 20
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19.

ive been an on and off user since 17
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>>671623300
19
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>>671629313
I guess I'll wait
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Just turned 18
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>>671627537
Kill those little bastards!
Oh, and the cats too...
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>>671628956
>Muh rubiks cube REEEEE

Autistic nerds detected.

Try stepping out of your rooms for once and talking to people.
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>>671627966
Puss
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He'll be smoking a literal teabag of weed
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>>671626750
Limbal dermoid, dont look it up
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>Limbal dermoid
>dont look it up

too late nigga
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>>671629605
?
And ?
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>>671631567
Why did that take 15 minutes
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>>671624271
Pfft, bro you don't even know. Bitches be huggin' on me like it's TIGHT. Real hugs too, where they press their boobies all up against me and everything, not none of this side arm bullshit. I'm like probly the most hugged guy at my office.
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The full comic is very beautiful
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>>671623300
20
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19, been here since I was 15, used to come and go a lot, but dammit this place always drags me back.
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>>671631858
My phone is slow as fuck
And captcha is not working well
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>>671624271
kek
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>>671623300
25
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45 in a week
been here off and on (mostly off) sinceI dont know the fuck when
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>>671632101
change the ending to still a fucked up box and the meaning will be deeper
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>>671623300
29
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>>671633101
So deep man, how's middle school?
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17 just a month ago
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>>671623485
>>671624271
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>>671633435
im not a teacher
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>>671632522
But it was supposed to be you, a female. not some random picture of tits
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>>671624988
all magic is now gone from life and has been for years for you. drink until you forget this
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18 turning 19 next month
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literally just came back to this site after 2 years of only browsing krautchan and ylilauta
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>been here since '09
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>>671634058
spurdo pls take your gondalas elsewhere
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>>671623300

20
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>>671634076
pic related
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>>671623300
18, been coming here since i was 14. sadly
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>>671623300
18
Turning 19 in November
Adulthood isn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be 6 years ago

I mean, at least they aren't gonna kick me out until I go to college

right

Well that and I look like a 12-14 year old So I can still get cheap movie tickets
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>>671624988
eyy ill be 26 in 2 weeks. happy birthday.
oh shit nigger your birthday is on leap day!
fucking faggot youre not 26 your like 6 you shit, fucking requesting ban
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>>671623300
18.
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>>671623485
I've been shitposting since I was 12 anon

and even then, I lied about my age even on threads like these

I even said I was fucking 20 to remove suspicion since I assumed everyone who said they were 18 was lying
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I turn 18 on Thursday
Can the mods give me a birthday ban?
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>>671623300
i;m 35. and my life is in shambles.


it's not worth it, younganons.
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>>671626751
I'm not falling for it faggot
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>>671634920
And then you get banned for a year

:^)
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>>671623300
20
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>>671625370
shit niggar, im in MD too. what part?
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>>671635006
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>>671636383
I'm in MD too you turds, lets here it where at
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18 been here since was 14
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>>671623300
Create a fucking strawpoll then faggot because I can assure you 75% of the anons here are underage
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>>671629040
MODS MODS MODS
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19.
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>>671636470
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>>671625782
Ayyy ausfag
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>>671636573
Frederick. you?
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>>671637216
>>671636573
>>671636383
I reside in Parkville.
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20 but I feel like I'm fucking 40 sometimes tbh
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25 thanks for asking
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>>671637618
kill yourself tee bee aytch fam
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19. Sucks.
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21

Wish I was 17 again.
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>>671624988
happy birthday faggot
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>>671635788
I can still lurk :^)
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19 year old newfag
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>>671623300
Fucking 21 in 6 days married father of 2 still coming here and hiding anime from wife
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>>671637873
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>>671624988
Happy birthday anon
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>>671624271
Congrats anon this is successful b8
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40
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>>671624988
Happy birthday anon
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>>671637742
>literally just couldn't be fucked typing 'to be honest' because I'm half asleep
>kill yourself

Faggot
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>>671638155
>married father of 2
>21
at what point did you realize your life was over?
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>>671638810
dont be so salty tee bee aytch
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Legal drinking age. 19
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>>671623765
Whaddup, I'm also 34.
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>>671638940
>don't be so salty
>not a sign of any salt in either post
>not the one telling someone to kill themselves
Do you even know what salty means?
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>>671624988
Happy Birthday hetero
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>>671623300
45 , yeah im old . born in 1970
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Turned sixteen four hours ago
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>>671634898
McLovin
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>>671623300
29
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1986 master race
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23 yo. Just Denzel Washington'd your mother.
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>>671637827
y?
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>>671623300
Nice dub dubs faggot.
I'm 26.
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>>671639633
Compliment me [spoiler] ((( [/spoiler]
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>>671623300
im 2th yrs old
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>>671623300
26
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>>671624988
Happy girthday, fatty.
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I am 19 years old. Coming on 20 in a month.
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>>671623300
27yo
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20 feelsgood.jpg
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