I want to commit suicide, is my personal decision. Every page I surf talks about not very detailed things and also people trying to convince me.
My only fear is to feel pain, I want something straight forward.
Please help.
Call a suicide prevention number, I'm sure you'll find it if you look it up. Please get the help you need and be safe.
>>671615672
>get sound cancelling headphones
>load mp3 phone with your favorite music
>sit on active train track
>listen to music
>>671615672
Literally if you google how to commit suicide, a bunch or resources will pop up on the best ways to do it.
op here: yes but there ar enot developed answers, it says for example "yes take sleeping pills" its not that simple.
I live in argentina in a city with no train =(
I used to be like you OP, until I got put into a mental hospital and I started taking drugs for shit.
If this isn't bait, please think about this. It is a permanent solution to what may be only a temporary issue. If you are positive, your best bet is getting a handgun and shooting towards your forehead from behind your ear.
>>671616177
Don't do this. Painful me thinks.
>>671615672
Dying is really fucking easy if you can't figure it out you should kill yourself ba dum tis.
Here you go http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Suicide+bag
https://web.archive.org/web/20051103053112/http://satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/
The Church of Euthanasia guide for suicide... the site is down so you need to explore it with the wayback machine.
Search for the old alt.suicide.holidays newsgroup and this books:
>The Final Exit by Derek Humphry
>The Peaceful Pill Handbook
Check out this web also: http://lostallhope.com/
Take 20 sleeping pills
1. livestream it
2. take pills and rubbing alcohol or hang yourself
3. or don't whatever this is the internet
>>671616177
Train operators have really high rates of depression because of assholes like this. Don't fuck over other people. Own your own death.
Exit bag, Shot to the head in a grave you dug. Calculate your morphine dose. Idk what. Just don't put your suffering on other people. This world already sucks enough.
>>671617208
Helium. Google helium and bag.
It's strange, I think people who think about suicide are the ones who are more significant, the rest are machines.
You're significant, if you're gonna go through with this at least die knowing it.
exit bag, phaggot
>>671615672
All you want is someone to convince you not to, so how bout being straightforward yourself and say anon, I feel like suiciding so talk me out of it.
Do you want the regular don't do it bro speech or something more detailed specific to you? Gonna need some backstory in that case so type it out and let complete strangers on 4chin give you advice on whether or not to do it. Unless you're a serial killer you know it's a dumb thought so go to sleep and you'll feel better in the morning.
Stop being such a little bitch about everything.
>>671617991
Thank you, being significant didnt give a meaning to my life, instead of it made it a living horror in my mind which never shuts up.
You can always go the classic route. Empty your bank account on the nicest liquor of whatever family you like (vodka, scotch, whatever), draw a warm bath, put on your favourite movie or music, cut forearms up the river, put them underwater and enjoy.
Shoot a lot of heroin and use an exit bag.
>>671615672
Fatti un viaggio
>>671618341
I´d love to think its like that, i have plenty of people in my life that want me to live, but i just cant stand myself, and at some point I realised the things i want to change about myself are a part of me that will never change.
So i just dont want to live with this anymore.
Id loive to find a gun, but I live in a very small city and i dont have the contacts, here in argentina is not that easy to buy one as in america. Im to afraid of doing something that:
1)turns out wrong
2)i survive but having a disease which is totally worse
>>671615672
Simple anon,
You have to go to sleep and not wake up. Take some oxy, go out the the garage, start your car with the windows rolled down and breathe easy knowing death will come for you warm and comfortable.
>>671618380
You know, a living horror is way better than an empty void, if you're afraid of things and you dislike things it's a sign of life, you're still vivid, it's the emptiness that drives you to kill yourself, the void, the anhedonia, not sadness.
>>671618554
OP will be found in a cold bath of blood and shit with One Direction playing on repeat and a half empty smirnoff ice left on the floor. poor emts
>>671617956
This
>>671619003
Don't be a dick
>>671618825
as long as the car is a model year 1991 or older. any newer than that, and OP will just be a potato.
not enough emissions to kill you, despite what al gore would have you believe
>>671615672
>>671619138
is it a 100% safe? is it instant? I dont want to wake up stupid with no air on my brain or some shit like that and have to live sad and now stupid.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Don't do it OP.
>>671619430
Hey yo a link I saved for future use
http://www.angelfire.com/indie/whssr.project/self_euthanization.html
>>671619430
Helium is the safest way to kill yourself out there, besides a bullet to the brain
That anyone would encourage him is appalling.
>>671619678
noice maymay
>>671619430
Whats wrong with being stupid?
>>671619823
Faggot
>>671619678
Fuck this sentence, reading it makes me want to kill myself
>>671619823
Where do you think you are right now?
>>671619823
It is his decision, we just provide resources
>>671619823
it's unfortunate that you find helping people appaling.
how do you sleep at night?
>>671618797
Was gonna say you're either not a native English speaker or very young. Just go do some drugs faggot. Do drugs until you're content with life. It's what I do/did when I get super depressed.
>>671615672
Please do you queer
>>671619678
"Platitudes are for fuckbois." - Gandhi
>>671620209
life is overrated, it's not worth the effort
>>671620242
M is that you?
Remember OP, the sensation of asphyxiation comes from too much CO2, not a lack of O2, so noble gases, because they don't react to make any CO2, are always the most viable option for sweet death.
Messless and painless!
>>671620209
Like I said before, I´m not from america, im an argentinian woman. I live a very small town, drugs, guns... are things to find with time and contacts. Which I dont have anbd its very difficult.
I think ill go through the hellium bag.
Thanks a lot.
>>671620487
Edgy...
>>671615672
Yeaahh no. You commit suicide to escape pain, not because you're afraid of experiencing it.
SPOILER ALERT: You're going to fail to commit suicide and then realize how much you prefer living, but needed to go through the experience of trying to kill yourself and failing to realize this.
Let's talk again when you've experienced enough pain that you can put scars in your arm without feeling it.
>>671620487
Life is literally the only thing worth effort in the entire universe. Just get it done with you only have less than 75 years more than likely and you'll never ever get another chance at it forever. Do anything to make you happy. If nothing makes you happy do anything that doesn't make you sad if everything makes you sad go to a shrink and they'll prescribe you a drug that makes you not sad anymore and you'll be happy. This is life 101 sjit right here OP get your shit together
>>671620709
Woman?
why hello there babe
>>671620758
Anon_edgy-hands.jpeg
>>671620709
post tits before an hero?
>>671620113
Extending your (faulty) logic further, it would be ethically permissible to give a pedophile access to children because "It is his decision, we just provide resources."
>>671620709
This is now a cat thread for OP
Get them titties out and I'll continue
>>671615672
Hey OP, question then. Why do you want to die?
>>671615672
I honestly want you to consider the fact that you, as a human being, were put on this earth by a somewhere around a one in 10^1000 at least and are completely free to do whatever the fuck you want. Wanna break yourself off from society and start a cult in the wilderness of Northern California? Do it. Wanna rob a bank? Better than forcing yourself into an eternal state of nonexistence. You have control here, OP. On the other side, there is no control. There is no you, there is no waifu, there is no bliss. Exert what force you can in this world. Change it to be what you want. Fuck, you are literally bound by nothing but your own pussy mentality.
>>671620867
I lost my job and my couple in the same day, i live alone too far of my family. I have a chronical disease. I never finished studying. I always did my best and people always used me. And I never learn. I wasted 30 years of life.
Im tired, I have nothing.
I dont want to keep going with this since it always turns to the same experience, just thinking about trying to find my place and my life again is too painful.
>>671620709
good luck OP
>>671621179
People aren't resources. By your logic, you think children are chattel. Which goes along with your view that people don't have a right to exit their own lives. What are we, slaves to this existence?
Some choose not to play by those rules.
>>671621366
Do drugs.
Seriously.
Take a lot of psychedelic drugs.
You'll be fine.
Your analogy is false, a pedophile is harming others, whereas OP is only harming himself and he has every right to do so.
Jobs are for pussies who cares if u lost it OP you'll get another enjoy the cats and get one tomorrow
>>671621510
>Some choose not to play by those rules.
oh well.
>>671621351
>>671621366
You wont be breaking the cycle you will just stop existing
>>671621366
No one has ever told me life would be easy, OP, the older I get the more I've come to see that suffering can either cripple us or it can be a driver for change. Endure.
>>671615672
suffocation with n2o
>>671621603
Harming any life, including your own,is destructive. WE DO NOT EXIST IN ISOLATION! Everyone has come from someone, even if you had the shittiest parents you are only existing because of another.
>>671621351
good man
>>671621179
Suicide: The perpetrator is also the victim.
Pedophilia: The victim and the perpetrator are different people.
Simple as that.
>>671621366
You are lonely, that's the problem
>>671615672
get an exit bag. having one alone will make you feel better.
don't kill yourself
please...
>>671615672
Being depressed on 4Chan is a meme.
Prove me wrong.
>>671621510
You unintentionally prove his point: the proposed logical system is inherently flawed.
>>671622028
Are you saying I have no right to end my own life? that's like saying if I masturbate I'm raping myself, this life is mine, I decide what to do with it
>>671615672
Sleeping pills
>>671622123
There is no victimless crime, even in self-harm someone is affected. Again, we do not exist in isolation.
>>671622810
Yes we do.
>>671622509
Lemme' fix it for you:
If you don't have the right to end your own life, then you don't own your own life.
It is your own life.
Therefor, you own it.
Therefor, you do have the right to end your own life.
. ~a->~b
. a->b
. a
. b
Modus Ponens. Doesn't get any simpler than that. If you don't know what Modus Ponens is, then GTFO and never use the word "logic" like you know what it is again.
See >>671606836
>>671622620
Life is something inherited, given by our parents, You did not choose to be born, therefore you do not have a choice about ending life.
Do not equivocate masturbation and rape, it invalidates your argument.
So do it faggot
>>671623307
The middle term to your Modus Ponens is false. "Your own life" is a contradiction of terms. No one possesses life, it is inherited, passed on by our parents.
Go on a better website. People on here hate on "tumblrites" for being sensitive but at least they take mental illness seriously
>>671622810
If we don't exist in isolation, then fucking go to Argentina and help this woman out already.
You don't get to sit all high and mighty on your little computer chair, laying claim to people's souls like they're a part of your personal little collective fantasy, and then leave them to sort out their own miseries.
If you're honestly into all that love and peace bullshit, then you'd be in Argentina right now, helping the sucidial "victims" that don't even have access to the internet to bitch about it.
>>671624157
This.
>>671621702
Fuck you too.
If you don't believe what I said, you're either a bitch or an idiot with very little room to differentiate yourself from those two qualities. Wave your hand in front of your face. Did you see that? You exerted your control over the world. Stomp on a bug, you just took a life with less effort than it takes you to walk. Hit somebody, you just exerted that control over another. Move to the woods and fend for yourself. Did anyone stop you? Not unless you bitched out of your decision.
Now imagine you die.
Wave your hand. There is no hand. Think about your mother. There are no neurons, no synapses, no neurotransmitters and no brain in general for you to even begin the tiniest fraction of that thought process. Step on a bug. There is no bug, and no you to step on it.
Fear death during life, but in a way that makes you want to live it to its full potential. And then when it comes of its own accord and not based on your decision, you'll be ready to accept it so long as you did the things you could to make that life a good one.
>>671615672
Jump off a building
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
>>671621366
I just posted 30 cats for you I'm 30 as well and also unmarried lost my gf of 2 yrs 5 months ago and have been living in hell ever since. I'm not jobless anymore but I was not too long ago as well. You disease must suck but there's worse things. You're just in a slump. Its always darkest before the storm. People think of that as the storm being completel shit. I think of it as it always sucks the most before it gets better.
You're at rock bottom and soon it'll start to look up so stay strong, get the titties out, and fuck everything and just do shit and distract yourself. You can do it.
>>671615672
Aight, let me tell you about some supposedly humane suicide methods that actually can suck.
Sleeping pills: there's a chance your body might pick up there's something wrong and you'll start puking those pills back up. You'll be in for a night of vomiting. You need subscription to get the good shit. Same thing with painkillers. You can always source this shit pretty easy. I heard morphine was good.
Hanging: Measure your rope, weigh yourself, be high enough, beam has to be strong enough. So many thing can go wrong. Most likely to strangle yourself.
Cutting: Depends on your tolerance for pain. Across is the least successful, while down the arm the most because you tear through more. It will hurt when your cutting, but then all it really is after your done is just some burning sensation.
Jumping: See hanging. There's a lot of factors that come into play. Not to mention possible civilian interference.
Gun: Look up where to shoot. One kid shot his face and jaw off and survived where I live. A lot of factors.
Drowning: Despite what some people might say, this is the most painful way to go aside from self-immolation. Not sure, though.
I'm pretty sure others can be much more specific than I can.
Just know that there is going to be some pain involved in a lot of them.
Maybe exit-bag is the best.
I'm not going to tell you to not do it or whatever. What I am going to tell you to do is to evaluate you whole life and come to a good conclusion, a lot of suicides happen on a whim.
>>671617208
>No tran
Take a bus to Once, I'll be depressed if I was from Argentina, I lived there for 4 months. Don't kill yourself tho, you will only pass the pain. If you take your own life, you must live it again
>>671624984
Absolutely horrendous. Not going to sleep now
>>671625083
the problem is that it might happen again my friend. I dont want to deal even with that possibility again.
OP why don't you move to the states and start over? Not even kidding if you're decent looking I'll invite you to come stay with me and pay half your plane ticket
>>671619430
>is killing myself safe?
Kill yourself faggot. As in, do it without my help.
>>671615672
Pain is a part of life and the departure from it, I have seen it too many times to think otherwise. However, it is not the pain that bothers me. It is the irrational thought of what if there is a punishment for leaving too early?
Also, why kill yourself just because your life is crap right now?
>>671615672
chabon, pensala mil veces, el suicidio es una solucion terminal para problemas que capaz son temporales, busca ayuda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk
>>671625962
Well sadly but truly that's what life is. A series of consecutive letdown followed by brief periods of happiness. You gotta pay to play. Just think of the shitty times after a breakup, job loss, etc as the payments for the good. Just get through it and keep trying. Eventually you'll find the one you're meant to spend your life with and can finally just relax. You're almost there. If you got a bf you can do it again. Just learn from the past and keep trying for those small good times cause they're we worth it.
Serious about the plane ticket thing. Post yourself
>>671623375
>You did not choose to be born, therefore you do not have a choice about ending life.
Who the fuck made you judge of ethics? Telling people they should just trudge on through mental agony just because other people will be sad is fucking selfish. You don't want to be sad that they're gone. So you'll tell them whatever to keep them from doing something that ends their pain.
I fucking hate how people act sometimes.
>>671626544
this
>>671626472
sendo meme papi
eh
>>671623715
Wrong. We all share the same parents if you go back far enough so we are all the same person because we inherit life from parents. The fact you used the word inherit to describe shows how out of your depth you are.
>>671621179
We give him true research information. We don't provide the tools, the same way we wouldn't provide human children you liberal cuck.
>>671627090
ne peut pas lui reprocher d'avoir essayé
>>671615672
Make sure when you do it you do a flip, if you were serious about taking your own life you wouldnt post it on 4chan, stop being a fucking pussy and taking the easy way out
>>671623715
>>671627090
Yer both fags. Hocus pocus.
Tits or gtfo OP
>>671627102
ce qui est un libéral?
>>671627645
cela est vrai, et très drôle
>>671624695
>everyone who doesn't "believe" me is wrong because I'm fuckin ghandi steppin on bugs.
Think about your dick. You have no dick.
>>671627820
>>671627998
We all share the same parents. Incest is okay, because we are all doing it already.
Is that the shit they teach you in France?
>>671626639
Fucking do it. This world will not miss you, just has it has not cared about you. But you're posting on 4chan which means you're just a sad limp dick faggot who needs to be pepped up
>>671616078
Who actually does this?
>>671627820
Someone who broadly generalizes information to fit their agenda.
>>671628685
Man I'm not even suiciding, just watching the thread
>>671628685
Being this faggot..
Read the fucking thread before an hero.
>>671629060
>Pretends to be OP
>OP isn't the ID
>Give me back the 2 seconds it took me to read that comment
Well I'm off /b/ I told myself I was gonna an hero tonight. While I'm not OP at least someone will be doing the deed itt. No livestream but I will be using a method posted above
The only thing that may stop me is if OP posts her tits otherwise I promise you I'm killing myself when this thread 404s
>>671629060
You should consider it you fucking inhuman filth. >>671629065
Go suck your mom as cock and let me know how cum is a great substitute for toothpaste.
>>671629060
comment voulez-vous regarder un fil ? lavage?
>>671629655
Stfu dumb cunt
>>671629528
Where you seeing Id's nigger?
>>671629892
Bye /b/ I'm doing it when thread 404s
>>671621756
What's the difference?
>>671615672
just 4 u OP
>>671629865
Bitch I ain't french. English, German, or Pashto please.
>>671615672
Hello. Just saw your post as i scrolled down. Do you have kik or skype? I would like to talk to you. Just a talk nothing else. I'm just a 21 year old white male from Denmark. Please answer ( no its not with all that blablabla and im not gonna give u all sorts of speaches and shit. No bullshit. i promise. answer please. do u have kik
De que parte de Argentina sos?
Que pasa? te juro, todo se puede arreglar.
>>671629913
nous avons un trop grand nombre de ces niggers en France , tous de la somalie .
>>671628685
What's wrong with wanting people to talk to? It's a type of connection. One he would not be able to have at all without internet.
>>671630137
U won't sum dik
>>671630137
PLZ RESPOND
For srs this guy sounds ok, op
Argentinia is filled with 90% homosexuals 5% betas like OP and 200% niggers. They also all have sex with goats and most are Jewish
>>671630387
I'm here is this OP ??
>>671630522
No, OP is unlikely to joke with you. Sorry.
>>671630517
nice comment
>>671630517
You are wrong.
That's chile.
>>671630316
What's wrong is some dumb faggot like yourself will carpe diem his plight to feel good about yourself, meanwhile op is still depressed, and will in the end turn his brain into a Jackson pollock despite the karma tic intentions of bottom feeders like you.
>>671630715
>Op is unlikely to joke with you
u are bored
Dr Philip Nitschke has a few sites. You can purchase items like a plastic bag with a draw string or what drugs to take... but fuck dude it's gonna hurt, like a lot!
>>671630798
oui, il est , mais est chile le pays ou la soupe en Amérique ?
>>671630880
Holy shit are you smart.
Holy shit will OP post fucking tits already
>>671615672
please respond. I want to talk over skype, kik, anything just tell no im not being an emotionial faggot try me.
this is just crap.
literally why care about the pain if you're gonna off yourself?
From experience can tell you that hanging yourself without the neckbreak altitude is painful as fuck not to mention embarassing when a random stranger cuts you down before you even black out.
Cutting sucks too. You get really fucking cold.
>>671631100
Huh?
>>671631070
je ne peux pas bien comprendre l'anglais, mais je pense que ce serait illégal
>>671631006
As hell. My generation actually started going to sleep at night, I think.
>>671629913
sorry I'm what you guys like to call a "newfag" as of about 30 minutes ago. 1/10 not impressed with this site
>>671630387
Dude I'm so sad I'm not a billionaire yet and can't represent the societal demands on me because I'm a man child. Help!
>>671630880
Yeah dude get rekt
Went to a church because I was suicidal. He seemed nice but told me I was some weird fucking word. Looked it up today by chance and found out he was fucking with me, telling me I'm worthless. Now THAT is some next level bullshittery. Currently thinking about ending it because if a man of God thinks you should end it and throws it in your face then maybe I am just human shit. Fuck this God DAMNED planet.
OP for fuck sake, answer me>>671630137
>>671631497
This is a good post
>>671631497
Lurk more faggot stop posting until you can triforrce
>>671631664
NOT GONNA HAPPEN MATE
>>671631497
Well piss off then, there's the door
>>671631388
avez-vous dire la soupe ?
>>671631749
Go back to Mexico
>>671631252
Holy shit you're dumb. Are we done or do you want to analyze another episode of Blues Clues?
Hey boludo, respondeme. podemos hablar. No voy a convencerte ni decirte lo que todo el mundo.
Pero puedo escucharte un rato y capaz relajas un poco.
>>671631486
What are u drinking and how old are you faggot
>>671631649
he's not a man of God. trust me. "God is Love, and he who abides in Love and God in him." always remember that, mmkay? it will lead you to happiness and this guy is doing his job wrong
Get a grenade bite it like an apple and pull the pin
>>671631649
Just post tits OP it will all be ok
>>671631709
then what the fucking fuck is the point of being here, why the fuck are you even here if OP isn't here
>>671631678
thanks, care to elaborate?
>>671631749
No, i mean the country.
>>671631814
en France nous détestons les Mexicains
>>671632038
It was just a great format, with some nice variables(mainly the 'newfag' thing). The specific aim of the post was very well targeted. All in all 9/8
>>671631859
You can suck my blues clues while I carpe diem all over your Pollock, pal.
>>671632289
GOT EEM
>>671631706
isn't lurking all people do on this site? there is no notification system so you kinda just have to refresh constantly
>>671632132
In France you give Mexicans noose detention? Nice
>>671631870
Paddy's 30.
You're pretty quick.
>>671615672
No pain no gain fgt
>>671632335
FUCK OFF AND QUIT QUESTIONING OUR FORMAT
It runs well on mobile
>>671632335
check the auto button at the buttom. Also in the tabs on your browser there will be numbers in parenthysis was people reply to the post.
>>671632274
why thank you. a small part of me is saying, "this guy is a troll," but I'm just going to continue to pretend you gave me a legitimate compliment :)
>>671632421
What the fuck is Paddy's and I'm 10 years younger than you
>>671617208
Which city? I live in Argentina too
>>671632289
Oh shit that's clever, I better back off from your biting wit.
>>671632563
Oh dear me, my good sir. I do mean what I say I do
>>671632509
thanks. you're the real mvp here
>>671632353
"Nous" est différent de "noeud coulant"
>>671632803
*tips fedora* why thank you, kind sirrah
>not being alive for the next season of game of thrones
>>671615672
I worked in the ER before and I've seen some shit. The best thing you could do is not commit suicide, but if you decide that you do, please have some way to recover your dead body after you do so. Even when the corpse is left for a few days it turns purple where the blood is gathered and bloated. But as I said, please dont do it OP.
>>671616177
Yeah don't do this. I've hit people and it's not quick like you'd think. Unless you lay your neck across the track
>>671632764
Triple distilled, light peat whiskey. Lookin good.
>>671632982
Shall we cross paths once again in the future.
>>671632794
I'd appreciate that.
>>671633100
What the fuck is a peat
>>671633099
>I've hit people
faggot
>>671633100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-q6hT-msik
I'm from denmark my english is rusty and ok fuck u i think but thank u. Wanna skype ?? Yes i mean it
>>671633184
An Irish moss.
>>671633343
Sounds like shit
>>671633262
thanks for the chuckle
>>671615672
Person in pic is trying to do on zoloft kek
>>671633182
I would to if I was you.
>>671633306
Really. I don't have abs like that anymore. Tell me the easiest mobile messenger to get started with and its a deal.
>>671633122
>>671633343
ce qui est de la mousse en irlande?
>>671633546
Then stop responding, edgelord.
*too
>>671633667
Oui
>>671633572
Download the free app KIK and we can get started ( just puked on myself and my toilet thats why i was away) :-) 21, male denmark faggot,. can u handle a human or are u into the perfect ones. fuck u. tell me when u have downloaded KIK
>>671633686
Nah I'll respond all I want with the satisfaction of knowing some dumbass punk got all riled up. The sad thing is you can't win. Don't respond, point proven; do respond, it's gonna be some 9th grade summer shit Good luck
>>671615672
look faggot, just shoot you in your fucking face
>>671634755
Good advice.
>>671615672
if you are certain you are going to exit this world there are some things you need to do first
>get a credit card
>max it out over the course of a few months with cash checks
>spend cash on hookers
>break any law you want
>doesn't matter because you want to die
>you are basically invulnerable now
>an god
>don't use your last money to buy shit
>give away all material possessions or just throw them in the dump
>have an absolutely empty room after your death
>no one has to clean up your shit or feel bad looking at your favorite things
>take out no innocents when you go
>includes making a big mess for cleaners to take care of
>>671634279
Jokes on you, I have riled up disorder and am impossible to troll.
>>671634861
That 'an god' bit was genius
Not sure if copypasta or Im just a faggot
>>671617691
can confirm that this doesnt work, did it for a high. however if its 50mg of DPH instead of 25mg then youll have luck. probably painful
>>671634969
Congrats on the disorder, I don't hVe to even try, you troll yourself
>>671615672
Don't make suicide threads, OP.
Get help.
Text the number in the related pic. Now. Instead of talking to us.
>>671635598
Seriously, who actually calls these things? I've never heard of anybody actually using them, is literally seems so pointless.
Wow this thread is still goin. Still an heroing at 404 unless OP posts tits and will still pay for plane tix
>>671634755
shut the fuck up you sad fuck you dont know what you are talking about you are like a kid screaming for candy nobody cares but somebody's have to respond or else u will go crazy right, OP is better than u, why? (and no this is not edgy at all this is facts) - because you are acting like a lonely sad loser telling others what they should do. You are actually telling a stranger to end his life..
I really,,, really,,,,,really without any edgy thoughts i hope u get raped. I hope u get raped bye Shrek. I hope Shrek rapes u hard. You are sad, good luck. be better that that shit faggot. What does Shrekdick taste like
>>671635762
yeah if OP is a halfway decent looking broad she can couch-surf her way fucking around the globe until she eventually ODs on heroin
a win for her is a win for us
>>671635804
> assisting suicide
> ranting anon against it
Lol
>>671635692
There's actually a study coming out based on the mountains of data collected there, so no.
Shitloads of people call it, and now text Crisis.
Don't knock it.
>>671634256
Got er open
>>671636189
Im from denmark my english is rusty idk what ranting means
>>671636298
what ??
>>671615672
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>>671636717
Way to be lads
>>671631649
Just do it. You're right.
>>671636469
Kik ouverr
>>671616177
that's kinda mean to the train operators
i mean, practically speaking it doesn't matter cause you'll be dead, but would you want that to happen on your job?
if you're REALLY sure you want to die i'd say take a bunch of sleeping pills, probably a whole bottle and go into some deep water with weights on
but i'd say stick it out a while, have some fun drugs like mdma or weed or coke, start masturbating a lot more
get on cragslist and find a cuddle buddy
take your head out of it and be more 'animal', think like a kitten or a puppy and what they enjoy in life and aim for that
i fully respect the choice to opt-out of life, and there's waayy too many people saying 'don't ever ever suicide it's wrong think about the people you make sad', cause that's bullshit
quality of life is EVERYTHING, and if it's really not possible then sure, become an hero
i mean, there's soo many cripples and retards where life would just be a living hell... i have no idea what they get out of life or why they struggle through... that shit just bottles the mind
but as shitty and pointless as life gets, as much as there's zero reason to carry on, and i know everything is pointless and honestly embrace a nihilistic philosophy...
orgasms and drugs and candy and snuggles and video games and steak and cuddles are all plenty enough reason to carry on and make up for a lot of other nasty shit
>>671637015
is this your kik name yes or no
>>671619430
I see this shit quite a bit in attention-whore DUDE SUICIDE LMAO threads. Why would you give a fuck if you didn't die but woke up a turnip? People literally wiping your ass for you, people you don't recognize crying asking you why, god, why we loved you and funny tiny magic people in the small box you watch everyday? Seems like a win-win for someone not all that bright to begin with.
>>671637665
unusednam3
chop your cock off and bleed out
>>671617261
not if your neck is on the rail. decapitation. about 10 seconds after decapitation you will be concious tho.
Everyone come Kik.
>>671623956
No, they are mental illness you fuckwad
>>671636349
you had sand in your pussy?
thats stings you?