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Pick 1
>suicide is not an option
Barely Gay all day!
>>671588861
I pick Linetrap, hopefully we could doubleteam hatefuck that unfunny pig
>>671588861
Right. shes really not that bad looking i would fuck the shit out of that and eat the pussy no joke.
>>671588861
Obvi the trap
Bailey Jay
Amy is a fat cunt that deserves to be raped and murdered on national tv.
>>671589153
hahahahahah gtfo
I'm no fan of Amy Schumer, but at least she has a vagina. Sorry Bailey, no dicks for me.
If you pick the trap, you are homosex and you need to come out to your parents so you can dissapoint them again
>>671588861
that tranny looks better that that butter face
>>671589681
I think my parents would rather me fuck a trap than a uber-feminist cunt like Amy Shoeinpuss.
Granted, Bailey Jay isn't much better, but you gotta pick your poison/
>>671588861
coin flip. a hole is a hole.
>>671588861
>homocide
homicide
Bailey Jay all the way. She's more of a woman than this fat jewish pig.
>>671588861
Amy, obviously. She seems like a fun fuck. Plus, you know, she doesn't have a dick.
>>671590383
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.
>>671589681
Just called and told them. They said "thank the lord you chose him over that nasty amy cunt."
No contest, Amy Schumer. She has a pussy. Pussy > dick
>>671588861
Linetrap all the way, forever.
Bailey. I'm straight but that was easy.
>>671590795
Don't worry, I shall. Bailey Jay might have a cock, but at least she's not a dirty jew feminazi cunt.
>>671588861
the left most cabinet, if that's invalid the back wall
>>671591051
If Bailey was post-op though, Bailey all the way.
>>671588861
Could I just have them fuck each other for the novelty of it?
>>671588861
oh not cool op
>>671588861
>Pick 1
>suicide is not an option
But killing them is since you didn't say so, therefore I kill them both.
>>671589617
+1
If the one on the left wasn't a dude, I would go for it. Amy Schumer could be a butterface if she lost 15lbs.
>>671590795
There's nothing gay about wanting to fuck Bailey.
which one has a pussy?
>>671589681
It's not gay unless he says "no-homo" before you get pegged.
>>671588861
Why just one? Bailey is hotter, but I would bet Amy is a better fuck. I've seen Bailey fuck and it's nothing to write home about, but this threesome scenario gets my dick rock hard.
Bailey Jay
>>671589681
this your'e a fag if you want bailey jay vagina only
>>671591107
And? It's a choice between fucking them; not which one would you rather talk gender politics with. And you picked a big delicious dick over an average, plain looking female.
>>671588861
Left, fucking hot, probably has a shaved pussy too
>>671589121
only 6 miles away? lucky person
>>671588861
Bailey Jay I don't give a damn.
>>671588861
Bailey all day
You get 10 free passes, then its gay
>BJ all day
>>671591396
Don't get me wrong, I would fuck her too given the chance, but it is a bit gay. Especially if you decline some pussy to do so.
>>671588861
Bailey Jay
Ms Piggy is not an option
>>671588861
You guys are all fucked.
Why do you give a shit about being straight or gay? Be like the fucking spartans and fuck what you want.
We are all anonymous, there is no reason to be afraid of what others think of you.
I would pick Bailey any day of the week. Amy is unfunny and I bet she smells awful.
Bailey is fucking sexy and down to earth, with or without a dick.
I would sooner think someone was fucked up for ever thinking Amy is acceptable. Even if you like chubby chicks she's still gross.
Honestly you people are so insecure.
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>>671589121
Superlike
easily baily i am bi sexual so id take baily over that ugly cunt any day of the week
>>671591247
>>671591494
These 2 replies are /b/ in a nut shell, and why I keep coming back to see what you deviants are gonna come up with next.
>>671591966
i would fuck both ^^
watching them kiss each other must be pretty hot
>>671591966
Well, that put us in our place. Shut it down, boys. This motherfucking crusader has us all sussed out.
You're so insightful, so observant and have such skills in perception.
I'm sticking with Amy.
if you hose the right I feel bad for you son, cause I fucked 99 people and a bitch ain't one
>>671592440
Fuck, that made me cringe hard.
>>671591336
That's totally cool but you still have to fuck one. You're choice is before or after.
>>671588861
>be me
>look at thumbnail
>think left is that other unfunny bitch whitney cummings
>thiswillbeeasy.jpeg
>read other anons replies
>see that left is a trap
>ohfuck.png
>realize i still wouldn't fuck Amy schumer
>>671592681
That was the dullest, most inane and uneventful greentext I have ever read. Well done.
Why do I have to only choose one. I would go for both of them actually. And then come back for seconds.
>>671592977
seconded
which one plays videos games?
>>671592681
I'd fuck Bailey Jay and Whitney Cummings, and i'd pay good money to see Bailey and Whitney fuck eachother. Although I can't stand Whitney Cummings' personality, she is kinda hot.
>>671588861
Amy. She has a vagina.
i'd fuck the most attractive one no homo
>>671591705
Gr8 b8 m8
>>671588861
Left. She has a penis and is a qt3.14
Bailey in a fucking heartbeat.
>>671591524
There are so many things wrong with your sentence. I'm going to bed.
How do faggots think fucking a trap is not gay?
It has a penis... A PENIS. You are gay.
>inb4 girlpenis lol kek xD
>>671593713
This makes me question my previous answer
>>671594426
Thx XD
>>671594939
Dude, who is seriously defending that? Why do you think we care if we're gay or not? Look at this fucking imageboard we waste our lives on.
Bailey of course. Id rather go gay then fuck that stupid blonde's nasty ass cunt.
>>671595258
Yeah but you can triforce tho?
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>>671588861
I would Bailey but his huge cock intimidates me more than shumers flab disgusts me
>>671595526
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>>671595661
You're saying you WOULDN'T play with it?
>>671588861
No Amy beach pics? That's hard to decide
>>671588861
Tell them to fuck each other and fap while I watch
>>671588861
That chick from Train Wreck or The Nanny Fran?
What a fucking choice.
>>671588861
Line-trap all day. Wouldn't fuck Schumer with OP's dick.
>>671595939
I don't like that its bigger than mine
it somehow doesn't feel fair
we need a penis inspection first.
Girl on left is much cuter than one on right. But one on right has no makeup so it's a toss up. Left has better tits though. Left. Definitely left.
id only fuck amy if she let me cum up her butt
>>671596606
enjoy your penis ingoramus
>>671588995
Kek
>>671588861
the one with the penis. Let the porker watch
Bailey thread? Bailey thread.
Both. At the same time.
>>671594795
found the faggot
>>671596606
Google Bailey jay
I'll give you a hint. It's a trap
Also, I'd like to fuck the shit out of his throat and then ride his cock till we both cum.
>>671588861
Bailey Jay, no question. I would suck his feminine penis.
>>671597366
There's no way anybody in this thread wouldn't have a go at that ass or give that cock a tug
Let's just stop the arguing guys, Bailey would be better than any ugly girl pussy you would get.
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>>671597915
why do people keep shopping dicks on this chick?
>>671597836
>mfw i'll never receive bailey head
kms. You're not the police.
>>671598167
thank me later
http://www.tukif.com/transexuel/search/bailey+jay
>>671598458
Are you retarded?
>>671592977
>>671593313
Samefag
>>671598688
No, he's just pretending.
>>671588861
give me the fat ugly jew over the man with tits.
>>671588861
If I absolutely have to chose I'll take Miss Piggy. No Y chromosome thanks.
>>671588861
Well I don't want to have sex with a man, so I would definitely have to go with Bailey.
>>671599189
Can someone photoshop a trump hat on her head?
>>671598787
Good one.
>>671597836
I would definitely do both but a 4/10 Woman still beats a 7/10 pre-op tranny, in my personal opinion.
>>671588861
MGTOW
>>671599076
how does she get the pubes so smooth? I shave and It just fuckin hurts
Bailey Jay for sure. Yeah, she's got a dick but that's what the asshole's for. And her feet are better looking anyways
Any vids of Bailey with a female?
Asking for a friend.
>>671599168
Fucking buried that cock-sucker. Homerun!
>>671599947
waxing or eppilating
>>671599947
waxing or laser hare removal most likely
>>671599947
Wax, you fuck.
>>671588861
I chose those bitches from Broad City. Something about them makes me want to take turns licking their buttholes.
>>671589918
only to fags
>>671599799
what does this mean?
I know why I go for traps... I have a crippling fear of speaking to an actual woman. Theres just some mental block (think the haji dude on Big bang theory)
Unfortunately my sex drive is still fully active... I want desperately to lay with a woman but I cant even speak to one.
When I see a man with tits... the mental block is removed. The penis allows me to speak to them. This allows me to actually flirt and fuck.
I know traps are men. I know this. I'm disgusted by it.. but its the closest I can get to satisfying my sexual urge to sleep with a woman
been contemplating suicide but dont have the balls to do it
>>671589349
listen to this man.
>>671599958
Yeah, but if you fuck her in the ass she'll expect reciprocation.
>>671600203
It's some "I'm a big strong man and don't need no woman" autism
>>671591396
Not if you're a woman. If you're a guy and you want something with a penis, you're a faggity fag faggot
>>671600162
do you wax cowboy?
>>671600203
Men Go Their Own Way
>>671600285
I'm a girl but thanks.
>>671588861
Bailey jay over that fat unfunny cunt. Huurrr you're a slut we get it... Every female comedian is the same.
Right.
I dunno, I'm really sleepy right now and I just want a slightly fluffy no-nonsense woman to cuddle up with and maybe fuck in the morning.
>>671588861
I'd choose Garth.
>>671600567
on 4chan? Unlikely
>>671600412
Only my crack.
Both. At the same time.
Throw Sarah Silverman in, and I'd be in fucking heaven.
>>671600655
Haha. Fair point. We do exist, though.
>sausage or ham
>>671600523
alllrighty then
>>671600701
post pics
Bailey Jay. Zero fucks given.
>>671600643
best post. kek
>>671600810
http://imgur.com/a/m59JN
>>671588861
I chose right for my bowling team.
>>671588861
Suicide is always an option
>>671600938
This is the first time this is happening to me, im about to get diamond dick by watching bailey gay...
wtf are you doing to me 4chaan!!
>>671601429
It's okay
..Anyone want a cum tribute to a pic posted here?
Pic related
Any foot lovers?
>>671588861
i'd pick amy schumer, and while fucking her smack her and tell her that her life is the biggest joke of her existence
>>671588861
I don't even like traps and if ANY other mildly fuckable woman was the choice, it'd be them hands down but I'd have to go with Mr Jay on this one
>>671601887
I just realised. Bailey Jay is the literal definition of 'fake and gay'.
>>671601667
>>671602087
Well that's what men being women are...doesn't mean they aren't ripe for fucking
>>671598911
my god look at those feet and that smooth hole. i would fuck the shit out of that and yell it from the rooftops afterwards. bailey ftw.
>>671588861
Since suicide isn't an option, can I have them kill me?
>>671602252
Yeah, I didn't mean it pejoratively. I would fuck her in a heartbeat.
>>671602466
Yeah, you can choke to death on Bailey's big dick.
It doesn't really matter what's on the right. You go Bailey Jay.
last one. I'm out
>>671588861
>Suicide is not an option
OP you nearly had me there...how about kill them both and fuck my own corpse!
>>671588861
Bailey Jay.
I'd even suck >her cock.
Amy is lowkey bad I'd fuck her in that little star wars get up she had on
>>671603252
Forgot pic
>>671588861
Dude. Both.
>>671603267
>fuck my own corpse
Nigga wat?
Only one? I guess left, I have been missing trans girls
>>671591951
im at like 7 or 8, time to quit.
>>671600567
No one asked
Gonna throw my hat in for penis lady, why not?
>>671588861
Bailey Jay, no question.
>>671588861
Right
>>671603925
mmmm
Can I just watch the trap fuck the pig and just seagull on the two, call it even?
please
Bailey all day- and unlike most of you faggots I actually prefer vaginal to anal sex....
>>671604615
I wouldn't know, I don't have a vagina
>>671588861
holy fuck they both look wretched
All of you faggots wouldn't fuck amy because she's a feminist? Who gives a shit, you're having sex with her not marrying her
>>671604764
I would fuck Bailey because she is hot, and Amy is not. That's the only reason
Scared to fap
>>671588861
Who is the blonde?
>>671603484
LOOKS LIKEAN UGLY DUDE...FUCK YOU NIGGERS
>>671588861
>>671588861
I choose not to pick
>>671605544
Someone sounds sexually frustrated
>>671588861
>suicide is not an option
then i choose to kill both.
>>671589681
Guys who go to prison fuck men in the ass all the time and they come out hardcore motherfuckers are you trying to berate my sense of masculinity faggot?
>>671591966
I mean people with self confidence are too cool to rub in peoples faces in person so they do it on the internet right?
>>671588861
I would take both. I bet bailey jay is awesome to hang out with.
>>671597366
yeah but she hardly ever takes anything in her asshole so who cares
>>671588861
BJ is wife material yo!
