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I just bought 10 of these little guys. Trips decide what to do.

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I just bought 10 of these little guys. Trips decide what to do.
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>>671582018
just go feed em to your pet lizard like you planned on doing in the first place
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put them in a blender with some alcohol drink it all
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>>671582018
rolling for crickets in your asshole OP

all fellow /b/tards after this post should be rolling for the same
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>>671582107
I dont have a pet lizard. I bought them cause they were the cheapest living pet i can afford rn
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>>671582260
reroll
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>>671582260
>>671582313
so close

i aint stopping
till OP's asshole is chirping
reroll
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>>671582260
Roll
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do what you originally planned on doing with them loser
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>>671582018
Set them free and wave goodbye to them
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smash em and drink with milk
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Microwave them.
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>>671582260
>>671582313
>>671582466
gettin closer OP kek

rerole
for crickets
inda butthole
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>>671582018
Fuck trips, take my dubs and put chirper in pooper.
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Put them up your ass
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>>671582558
reroll
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>>671582260
>>671582313
>>671582466
>>671582633
dammit stop giving me dubs!
i want trips!

your getting crickets in the pooper dammit
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>>671582018

Put them in the mixer with a spoon of honey, sugar, milk and strawberrys and give it your lil' sister to drink.
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cmooonnn
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>>671582785
Easy trips , roll for them getting into the pooper
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>>671582260
>>671582313
>>671582466
>>671582633
>>671582785

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
reroll!
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>>671582838

tell her it's a cool new drink.
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>>671582899
Reroll
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Webm of you putting them up your ass
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Op here holy shit one just kumped and k screamed so hard. They are so scary
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Insert into anus, leave for 1 hour
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Mash one up and use it as lube while shoving another one up your ass.
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>>671582018
This is /b/, so they go in your pooper.

On b everything goes in the pooper.

Why did you even ask? Rolling is not needed. Now stuff them in your pooper.
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>>671583002
Reroll , but drink it yourself
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Insert alive into mouth, lick profusely
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>>671582260
>>671582313
>>671582466
>>671582633
>>671582785
>>671582961

im not stopping this train
till OP's ass is full of jiminy crickets
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Put them in your anus faggot
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dry them, pulverize them and sniff it up your nose!
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>>671583375
Agreed , roll for 5 in the pooper and the rwst on a milkshake
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Sacrifice one to the /b/ space program
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>>671582260
>>671582466
>>671582633
>>671582785
>>671582961
>>671583375

fill butt with crickets and start singing songs from pinnochio
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>>671583526
Reroll 444
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>>671582260
reroll
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>>671582260
rolling for chirping asshole
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>>671583526
Rolan
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>>671582018
eat em
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>>671583763
roll
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>>671583018
rerolling
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>>671583830
ijhg
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>>671583526
Do it
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immolation.
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>>671583018
rolling bc proof
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Put in ass
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>>671583908
re roll. check em niggers.
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>>671583566
So close
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>>671583740
998
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eat 5, put other 5 in ass
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How do u guys pick 1 up and put it back im so scared of picking up the free cricket
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pooper.
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>>671584023
Roll
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>>671583566
Roll
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>>671584023
Can i have trips pls 222
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>>671584062
Use a sheet of paper if you're scared
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rollin' for putting them in your fucking ass OP
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let them free.
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>>671582018
Release them at schhol/work whatever OP's fatass does
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Set them free and abandon thread
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>>671584229
He jump when i get near him
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Put them in your ass
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>>671582018
Eat them
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Idk just put them in pooper and let as go
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>>671584285
Refill
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>>671584334
Oh god
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>>671582633
Roll
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Burn them or feed them to a fish pond
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>>671584266
reroll
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Make them tiny outfits and integrate them into your family
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>>671584334
Stop being a pussy a cricket can not hurt you. It is not even a possibility. Just ball up and scoop that nigga up or take a cup and trap em
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>>671584414
Antepenultima
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Let them go then put your thumb in your butthole
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>>671584023
also include webm
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>>671582633
We gotta do this guys
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Crickets in the bung hole Now!
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Put them in your pooper and get it over with
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Eat them alive
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Put them in your ass
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>>671582633
Fucking done with selecting trees in the captcha , this are trips 100%
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up the ass OP, deliver
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Just put them in your god damn ass.
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>>671584772
re roll
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ASS CRICKETS
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first smash them, then eat
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Put in blender with milk then drink
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put them into the pooper
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Tripless thread #crickets in the pooper
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rollerino
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Murder them then put them in your ass
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Bake into brownies. Serve to colleagues or coworkers or family.
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>>671584023
reroll
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bite off heads, take pics.
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crickets into ass
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Crickets in peehole
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Rolling for pooper
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rollerblade
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>>671585008
What are you /k/ ?
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Keep them as pets
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Insert in penis. Post pics.
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Call the cops on yourself and say you're a terrible person.
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rell
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rolling for crickets into ass
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Insert all 10 into pooper.
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Set them free, keep one as a pet
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Set Them Free
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rol
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333 , pooper time
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>>671585223
so close


roll for pooper
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put the crickets in the microwave, wave them, and upload it on youtube. then you eat 2 of them and the others go in pooper after being dipped in shit.
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>>671585210

Okay, just one.
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Pooper
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Force one into pee hole. Take pics and share
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anal crickets
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>>671585304
roll kek
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Let crickets go. Fuck yourself
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>>671584023
rerolling
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Do nothing
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>>671585304
you crazy roll
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>>671585223
Off by one

Rollingr for anus crickets
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Pooper
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>>671585304
roll
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>>671585377
Reroll
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>>671585304
rolling
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>>671585304
Kek , rolling for this
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Let them go
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pooper
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crickets in the pooper

We gon' need a video of that.
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insects in pooper with timestamp and then picture of toilet after you shit them out
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>>671582018
Put crickets in your ass with them on fire
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Up your ass
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>>671585480
Again
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use crickets as lube for next masturbation
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Quads demand pooper
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ass crickets
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>>671585304
Top zozzle this
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>>671582018
You have to marry one.
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rolling for ass crickets
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eat them
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>>671585583
Where can I find good hentai anons
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quads for pooper
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>>671585570
rerolling for crickets in pooper with toilet shot after shitting them out
>inb4 quads, inb4 dubs
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Eat them alive
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In your asshole, then eat
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>>671585304
rollini
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Ass crickets get
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EAT THEM
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>>671582260
Check em
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>>671585304
Rollerino
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Up the ass
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get those bad boys into ur ass OP
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Flush down toilet.
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Disect one. Eat one. One in pooper. Throw one at a minor. Keep one as a pet. Leave the remaining 5 inside the bearest gas station or convience store.
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crickets eat carrots
> put baby carrot in ass
> sit on container with lid off
> let crickets eat carrot from ur butt
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>>671585304
ROLLERINO
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CUM ON THEM
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Hold one up to your nose and snort the fucker
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>>671582260
Check 'em
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Insert tube in pooper. Put crickets in tube. Light fire at end if tube until all crickets scurry into pooper. Remove tube
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ass
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Eat one
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Make a cricket nest in your house and breed them. Become the cricket overlord.
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>>671585846
re-roll
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In the ass.
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>>671585881
reroll
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Anus crickets get
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>>671585846
again
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Nein nein nein , also pooper
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Burn one, eat two, put the rest up b hole
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>>671585579
Reroll
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Burn them then snort the ashes
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Release them
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>>671585805

Reroll
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Up the ass they go
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set crickets free in your house. do not allow exterminator into house for 3 months.
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Let crickets go
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>>671585304
get nigga
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CUM ON THEM AND EAT THEM
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>>671582961
rickit
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>>671585846
Reroll again
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>>671586001
1 off
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>>671586017
Reroll of a reroll
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>>671585304
ckeckem
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put the lot in your ass
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>>671585881
So close!
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>>671586123
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>>671582018
timestamp
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>>671585881
rerolling
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Murder your family and let them feast on their corpses
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Set them in fire, then smash and snort
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>>671586123
222
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CUM ON THEM AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
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anus crickets
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>>671586106
let my crickets go
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>>671586061
Rerolling rerolled rerolls
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In your ears
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OP should squish one alive within the folds of your balls
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let them go
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>>671582260

In asshole
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Put in pooper with a funnel
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Let them go in your house.
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Into the ass with them
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>>671586029
Roll
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Put them in cup full of alcohol. Call police and tell them you had a party and now drunk guests refuse to leave your home. When police arrive show them crickets an alcohol. record vid and post for keks.
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throw them at a nigger
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>>671585881
pls
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eat them, swallow them
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>>671586312
>>671586106
again
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Microwave for 10 min then send pic of the results.
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Put one of those fuckers in a pipe and smoke that bitch
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rerolling for butt crickets
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>>671586352
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Go to your nearest house and drop them inside by any aperture of the front door
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