hey /b/
>never had sex
is this long enaugh?
Why are your testicles at the end of your penis?
>>671579024
? what do you mean
>>671579024
kek
>>671579024
this is a pertinent question
Did u ask your boyfriend? He might not care how big you are.
guy's for real i gonna have sex this night
>>671579132
Wait is that your head? Holy shit then lol
>>671579486
what the fuck are you talking about? i asked about the length
>>671578800
Sonderedition the Same.
>>671578800
stop stretching it you weirdo. youre going to hurt yourself
pic of your head?
>>671578800
what the fuck is wrong with your dick head m8
pic of the head please it looks like your dick is versed
>>671579024
This.
>>671579881
>>671580063
i start getting a lil worried, wassup guys
>>671579757
A.) Stop stretching it for compensation
B.) Seriously whats up with your dickhead
>>671578800
what the fuck
>>671578800
>>671580338
your dickhead or tip of your "penis". not your fucking head...
Dude wtf?
Pic of head.
>>671580715
>tip of penis
>>671578800
OP all that fucking stretching had squished most of your dick girth into your bellend.
>>671580796
Hahahaha
I think you have ballsack in the wrong place OP
>>671580796
why the fuck would you do that
OPs dick looking like E.T
>
Head? I thought it was his balls
>>671581069
Good god...
>>671578800
>weird looking dick
is this a meme or bait or are you all retarded
that is a ball sack
where is your dick op
>>671580796
...Well that explains. Uhh sure, your balls have... a good length. I guess
BTW you got a lump on your sack, you should probably get that checked out
>>671581069
why is it orange?
I can't even tell what i'm look at here
>>671580796
Stuff balls into anus with timestamp
>>671581069
you stretched the wrong thing mate
Op has s cancer on his balls
>>671581332
the dr would kick his haunted dick out of the office
>>671580796
FUCKING CYST ON BALLS
>>671580796
JUST
>>671581444
Trips confirm, this
>>671581444
ROLLING
>>671578800
your sack on the other end
>>671581069
Show us a timestamp. Dont let us hanging op
>get it, hang in lel
>>671578800
I thought I recognized you.
remember OP
>>671581069
Kek
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>>671580796
After shitting a log, do you ever just rest your balls on top of it like its a raft?
>>671580796
>>671581069
what a girl do if she saw this shit
>things get hot and heavy
>I wanna blow you anon
>pulls down pants
>fucking elastiballs.webm
>dick is small on top of that
she's just... trapped
>>671581069
this is why circumcision is a thing
i still dont think circumcision would have helped you man. good luck in life man.
>>671580796
How the fuck are you doing that?
Are you 150 years old? How is your skin so loose?
>>671581069
Fucking alien
>>671580796
Laughing like a retard in front on my grandma
Thanks OP
Can you have a bonner?
>>671578800
TesticleHead
>>671583143
how
fucking lost it
10/10
>>671583143
Oh fuck
This is good
>this is evolution people
I fucked up. Sorry OP. How can I make it better?
what to do with it?
>dubs decide
>>671583806
insert in anus.
>>671583806
Slap someone in the face with them.
>>671583856
off by one.
>dubs decide
>>671583909
off by two
>>671583969
off by three
>>671583957
jam a pencil inside of it
>>671583957
insert your ballsack in your asshole
>>671583957
OP you have hair on your foreskin
now tie balsies in a knot
Stab it with a pencil
>>671583957
stuff in anus with timestamp
>>671584309
rollin niggggggger
>>671583957
Go see a doctor for your ball cancer lump
>>671583957
wrap around cup of coffee, tape it, and try to get across a room without spilling any
>>671584388
winrar, someone capped this thread?
>>671584388
WINRAR
This is my favorite thread ever
>>671584388
SELF WINNAR FAGGOTS DELIVER
>>671584309
roll
>>671584422
Kek
>>671584422
dub dubs winrar, well played anon
>>671583957
you got some coffee to brew OP
>>671583957
Insert one of your testicles in a pipe wrench and tighten until it pops
rolling for a knot
>>671583143
Impressive how you have the paper just floating like that
>>671584388
>>671584422
I'm cool with both of these
>>671583957
Holy shit...how is this possible!!!
Have you been stretching them for years?
>>671584593
reroll
>>671584388
ayy this will hurt
>>671584561
Lol underage fag
>>671584541
THESE DUBS WON FIRST>>671584388>>671584309
>>671584593
pretzel
rolleenn
so isn't it unhealthy to stretch ur balls like this
>>671584541
THESE DUBS WON NIGGER FIRST>>671584388>>671584309
>>671579024
Lost
>>671584593
roll
>>671584541
YOU FUCKER THIS WAS FIRST
>>671584388
>>671584388
give me a while to stretch
I've seen some shit.
>>671584880
no. you try it
>>671584880
Nope, it promotes stamina
>>671583957
Is that a taquito?
>>671581444
winrar
trips
>>671584561
It happens to everyone.
>underage
>>671580796
When you get on a bus or train do you ever like accidentally sit on your nutsack?
>>671578800
>>671580796
LOST HARD
I almost laughed my balls off because of this
>>671585006
i have to put more weight on it
>>671585006
holy fuck im weirdly excited for this, someone gotta screen cap this historical event
do you put sack down one pant leg?
>>671584309
rolling!
>>671585006
this guy's got his own fucking equipment
>>671583069
Also laughing like a retard, and trying to explain why to my fiance. I think he is disturbed and confused.
why
>>671585445
your fiance is a he
THIS IS GOING TO BE HISTORICAL! SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS!!!!
>>671585389
>>671584388
already won faggot, but thanks anyway
>>671585445
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>671580796
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>671585545
>what is a girl
>>671585622
the dubs on this is destiny. fucking destiny
>>671578800
OP please tie it in a knot
>>671581069
>>671583957
why would anyone stretch their balls this much
If you post this to r/4chan, random anon, could you include me please?
>>671585006
>heavy breathing
>>671583143
>Evolution at its finest
>mfw years from now people with fuck with ballsacks instead of penises
Kek
>>671578800
>>671580796
>>671581069
>>671583957
pretty impressive, whats the story?
got more cool hang shots like: >>671581069
maybe from behind hanging between legs,
and or holding it both hands to see max surface area, fanned out?
>>671585006
okay i have a problem.. this wont work
tie a knot around your dick
I took some time of /b/ and... WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS THIS THREAD
>>671585006
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low?
>>671583957
At this length rate they can become a weapon , just start swinging them at random shit and busting things up, be careful not to shatter a nut though because shit is painful.
>>671586051
Don't give up, man, I believe in you, ballsackguy
>>671581069
why is there a dog's tongue instead of your balls ?
>>671585959
Men will assert their dominance by thrusting, trying to bludgeon each other to death with their balls like they were fleshy morningstars
This thread has me dying. Thanks OP.
>>671586288
trying hard :(
>>671585211
seems like op came close to laughing his balls off at some point in his life
This is why i have spent 6 hours on 4chan today
>>671585006
is that safe, how is you fertility/load quality (as far as you knows)?
>>671586374
TOP STRETCH
>>671581069
It's like you were jelqing the wrong part of your penis your entire life
>>671585545
Yes. I'm a grill.
posting in epic thread
>>671585006
Toasting in epic bread
>>671579024
This
>>671586541
tits or gtfo, and timestamp
my sides
Just got in here what the fucking fuck is going on here?
>>671586588
Confirming dubs in epic thread
>>671586374
going for that half chub lol, to answer your original question, OP, you've got a decent sized one.
>>671578800
witnessed
>>671586288
You and Op are good people. I'm in tears.
Dude I don't think you can have kids anymore. The skin is stretchy but all the connections inside arent.
>>671579024
Oh man, this so much!
i'm fucking screencapping
This is the best Leap Day of my life
>>671586759
OP is gonna insert his balls into his anus.
>>671586678
Newfag
>>671586374
Even if you don't fully deliver, your effort will be admired. good job, ballsack guy
>>671586374
Flying spaghetti monster help me
>>671586269
>fleshly morning stars
My sides
>>671586759
Somebody might have had a vasectomy
good job, ballsack guy
I believe in you, OP.
>>671586374
fucking do it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>671587043
ty, i have to go sleep now
Im surprised your balls have not detached, jesus this is almost as bad as some weirdos that mutilate their own penises
There has to be a good 20 seconds interval between OP reaching and orgasm and ejaculating
>>671578800
lol Stretchnutz.jpg
>>671586374
just show us your progress at least
>>671585856
why would anyone stretch them at all?
What good are stretched balls?
>>671587171
Best not be OP
>>671580796
Jesus fuck OP, that was a good kek, thanks.
Toasting in epic bread
>>671587381
>What is a fetish
>>671586374
Pretty hot tbh
>>671579024
haha testicles
>>671587171
sleep tight mr.longsack
My sides
>>671578800
can u suck it?
>>671587171
no you don't. you have 4chan history to make. we believe in you ballsack guy.
think of all the WTF,YLYL,BEST OF 4CHAN threads this willbe posted on. you will see these floating around, and will be able to say "yeah, i am ballsack guy".
YOU can do it i believe
>>671587520
>being 10 years old
>>671581069
When you're doing a poo, do you have to throw them over your leg to keep them out of the toilet?
>>671583143
>>671587715
WHAT IS THIS
>>671587720
>Being retarded
my sides
I can't even
toasting in epic bread
>>671587809
Modern art
>>671587715
OP BTFO
>>671587809
The same thing op is doing
>>671581069
But why tho?
Someone needs to screenshot this, this belongs on a best of 4chan thread someday.
>>671587715
OP? Is that you?
>>671587923
im fucking saving the thread
>>671587697
Wow you just made me go from laughter to cringing
>>671587923
Only if op delivers
>>671587873
Ballsackguy for 2016
>>671588000
checked
>>671578800 I come on /b after taking a 1 week break, and this is the first thing I see.
>>671587697
HOLY FAK THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE I DONT KNOW WHER THE HECK IT COMES FROM I HAVE TO GO THIS IS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Toasting in epic bread.
>>671588000
Three zeros for truth.
Dude what
if OP doesnt shove his balls into his anus i will have to fucking do it myself
posting in epic bread
>>671588101
Nigger detected
>>671588101
Hoo no you don't ballsy, deliver or be forgotten
>>671588177
what a waste
>>671588177
why.
>>671588199
do it
>>671588101
l8 b8 m8, 2 l8 2b gr8
I am beyond apalled that this is a fucking thing
OP you cant leave us hanging like your balls bro
>>671578800
it looks like an ugly eel
>>671583143
what's up with that date?
>>671588101
progress pic?
>>671579486
you do know you cant grow hair from your head right?
looks like a kiln dried sausage. OP your cock is ridiculous.
>>671585006
YOU HAVE FUCKING STRETCHING EQUIPMENT FOR YOU GODDAMN BALLS!?
>>671579024
kek
>>671588177
It's now or never man
op has stood up too quickly and become entangled in his scrotum maximus and is currently on his floor being choked out by his own nuts.
wont deliver
>>671586228
Underrated post
>6"x5"
> Virgin
Will my little pickle ever satisfy a woman?
>>671587734
Valid question
posting in epic bread
>>671582523
i'm very much pro-don't circumcise unless medically necessary.
this shit is testing my limits
MY FUCKING SIDES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>671585006
what in fuck's name
>>671581580
Kek
>>671581069
Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
>>671578800
>hey /b/
>>never had sex
>is this long enaugh?
Too long. "Never" is definitely too long.
>>671578800
got any friends with an oral fetish for those saggers?
stories plz
lost
>mom get the camera
>>671588914
fucks sake
This thread fucking sucks. Bunch of fucking NORMIES
>>671588914
Do you really need a suit of armor for your balls? I mean look at that thing, its on a leash.
>>671588914
>ballsnake
This whole fucking thread
Op died from testicular torsion rip
what is this called backsack stretching?
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING THREAD
I think OP is kill
Been a while with no update
Everyone stop shit posting
Don't hit image limit before op comes back
>>671589304
this is legendary god tier shit someone please cap and archive i'm in tears never forgetti ball spaghetti
>>671578800
you must be very popular with little boys and girls
>>671589429
BALL SPAGHETTI
Is OP kill?
Best bread
> Bazooka'd
mfw balls longer than my dick
>>671589355
fuck off nigger I'll shitpost as I please.
kill yourself
Op wont deliver
Op is a ball stretching faggot
This could have been legendary
But its not
someone better be capping this fucking thread
>>671583957
ITS A SNEK
Never stop OP
>>671588351
Are you the only person in this thread that's smart enough to realize that this is BS?
>>671587715
why did he put on an outfit now?!
I just wanted to post in this thread.
Sincerly guy.
>>671579024
posting in golden thread
Bad shoop is bad. This isn't OC and has been posted before. OP tried photoshooping a new timestamp on it. GG
>>671590112
Not the same person you dumb cuck
hello Mr longsack
>>671590281
no one fucking cares
Posting in thread
>>671590556
I care and so should you
NEVER FORGET
NEVER FORGET
>>671588489
>>671586374
Can you still jizz ok?? :O
