Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: You can eat everything. But most things only once, maybe twice. Depends on what you ate and how resistent you are, ranging from vegan to cockroach.
Sanya Claimed~
Ruri on the 2nd post!
Tats claimed.
Bump
Alrighty then, Picture this if you will.
>>671534522
>way status of the thread: Lost.
>>671534829
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
In my 'need to know' pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole 'chosen people' thingy
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect
To see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
And me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
>>671534974
https://youtu.be/1Y_7P9Ce9Uc
>>671535177
Don't forget your towel
>>671535177
>>671535356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q
>me trying to reach something in life
Hello fuckers
Im playing tf2 so not active, i am sometimes
>>671535521
https://youtu.be/yT0hqlmEGIw
>>671535674
>tf2
>https://youtu.be/fqyjOc3EpT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM
>my bird
>>671536272
Wait, why doesn't Tats wear any pants?
She isn't even made for lewds anyways.
Hey everyone!
Best waifu claimed.
>>671536542
https://youtu.be/24ktdkw8z5s
>>671536884
Pants are overrated; I'm not wearing pants right now.
clmd
>>671537188
Hallo Shiro. Was geht so an diesem schrecklichen Montag?
>>671537266
Pffff, screw pants. Better train the helicopter dick to impress that chick.
>>671537448
https://youtu.be/THInLmziG_g
>nice
Mortician Fran reporting in.
>>671538210
>"Nice" *sucks on a bong*
Best part
*cough* *cough*
>>671539257
So, yeah.
How's your day so far, Tats?
>>671539329
Pretty well, kinda tired since, I had to rewrite a whole two day's worth of work, ever since that power outage fucked me over. You?
C.C. Claimed
>>671539644
Pretty standard, not much worth mentioning.
I'm dreading this thursday I'm starting uni, though.
>>671540057
Hey there C.C
>>671539644
I feel you fam. When I was in college I lost my finals paper five hours before class.
>>671540118
Clubs are godsends. They take off so much stress.
Best husbando claimed.
>>671540118
What are you studying for?
>>671540300
I have a bit more leniency since I can push back the test's date a couple of days and finish off any work I have left, but it's still pretty shitty. Never went to college though, straight to Uni from High School for me.
Important question, guys:
Is it morally right to claim a waifu that is not yours, because it is your friend's and he asked you to do it?
>>671537448
Ach, man lebt. Nur das mir heute gleich zweimal der Dolch in den Rücken gestoßen wurde... ist ja aber auch kein Wunder, bei dem Silberpreis.
>>671540802
Zu deiner Frage: Ja und nein. Viele werden sagen "Soll er doch selbst kommen und claimen", einige sagen okay. Kommt darauf an.
Und zu meinem Tag: Bezahlt SH Einbürgerungstests machen. Die Fragen sind echt super, hier meine Lieblingsfrage:
Eine Partei versucht eine Diktatur aufzubauen. Sie ist dann....
a) Tolerant
b) Verfassungsorientiert
c) Gesetzestreu
d) Verfassungswiedrig
d) ist schon einmal falsch, also musst du deine Antwort aus den 3 anderen picken.
>>671540800
I didn't have the money to go to uni straight off the bat. Had to go to the little community college down the street for a few years until I saved enough to move to the big city. Good on you for going straight in Tats.
>>671540300
I'm an /r9k/-tier autist, I've never been in one.
What's it like?
>great dubs, though.
>>671540800
I'm horrible at math, I was looking to study foreign languages.
>All these 00's
>>671540802
You'd be leaving aside your own waifu!
>>671541381
Well I was in a fairly popular tabletop gaming club. Magic, D&D, board games, all that shit. Hell one guy even got third in the provincial chess championships. It was like a big family of sorts.
A family that you traveled the land with hunting vampires and liches.
The cooking club was also pretty fun. Though I just used it as an excuse to make a fuck-ton of sweets for free.
>>671540802
I'd do it.
>>671540697
https://youtu.be/vs4i41cOv0s
>>671541356
As long as you get above a certain mark uni is basically no money at all here in Greece. It's extremely hard to do so though, a lot of the time people get stuck in limbo with no way to actually get into the field that interests them.
>>671541381
I studied Greco-European History and Ancient Greek. Philology always pretty much fit like a glove for me.
Claimed
>>671542240
I wish North America would pick up the nordic style of education where it costs you pretty much nothing(Or so I've heard, don't quote me on that). I feel bad for the kids going to uni right now with how shit the Canadian economy is.
>>671542240
Straight to the music, without even a greeting. It's nice to see you.
Music's alright, but not too great.
https://soundcloud.com/ljonesbeats/dandelion-soup
>>671542986
I don't know. The educational system in Greece and other nordic countries is a whole 'nother bucket of syrup, to be honest; way too unforgiving and demanding.
>>671543471
Never really was good at initiating conversation. I just kind of stick to what I find familiar. Similarly good music, kind of short though. Good to see you, as well.
https://woodygrant.bandcamp.com/album/dream-eater
>>671541351
Hmm, er kann heute leider nicht kommen, deshalb habe ich ja dieses Dilemma... er soll endlich mal anfangen, sein Smartphone mit sich zu führen.
Wenn er für seine Waifu nicht mal das machen kann, dann hat er sie eigentlich gar nicht verdient!
d) ist offensichtlich nur als Scherz am Rande gemeint. Wen interessiert schon unsere Verfassung? Die großen Parteien sicher nicht.
>>671541703
What if... I'm claiming BOTH!!!!
>>671542061
Thanks anon, who's too ashamed of his opinion to let others know who is waifu is.
Glorious snek waifu.
At least I'm not a degenerate with a 14 year old for a waifu.
>>671544387
>>671544387
Yea, that would be seriously disturbing.
>>671541710
I should try them out if that's the case, but I'm afraid I won't have time for them, I'll be traveling 2 hours every day just to get there.
>>671542240
You're bad at math too, Tats?
>>671544209
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>>671544387
>Ruri is 15 years old
FeelsGoodMan
She may contain the urge to run away, but hold her down with soggy trips and breezeblocks.
>If trips get, every single waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>671544387
My waifu is a ship, so technically she's ~97 years old. It's fine then.
>>671545322
At least I got dubs
>>671545322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkCNGzE28W8
>>671544182
Very nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINNUqvdA_g
>>671544209
>ashamed of his opinion
>gives it anyways
Nah. Lurking. Claiming isn't advantageous, for now.
>>671545184
But... but... I would be claiming for someone else, just in his name as a substitute. Never anyone but my true love for myself!
>>671546151
>Never anyone but my true love for myself!
That's a relief, I would be very disappointed if you left your waifu alone.
>>671545322
>322
Not bad, anon. Thanks for not giving up.
By the way, if you're ever up to it, why don't you claim one for yourself?
>>671545184
Just okay, nothing that I could build a career out of certainly.
>>671544387
She's 28, so a year younger than me, basically.
>>671545803
That's really good.
https://youtu.be/yDgrsZAG9Ek
Short of early Vaporwave vibe on this.
>>671541710
Hey other Fran, I see you also like tabletop games, what format of magic do you prefer? Also, are we doing the hive mind or the clones?
>>671546946
Your very welcome anon, I'll try to not let you down.
In terms of claiming my own waifu, I wouldn't have a clue who to claim.
Stealing with trips would be an easier option for now...
>9
no
>>671542986
RIP Canadaland economy. 77 cents American is one dollar Canadian
>>671548354
>Canadaland
Canadia?
>>671548481
Canadaland, Canadia, Cuckland, etc. all the same thing
>>671548354
So Canada is a woman?
>>671547295
Sounds like something they'd play to force a certain thought into someone's head, as a form of torture or such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm4J9hurCkY
Even your waifu's in it, albeit only twice for less than a second.
>>671548354
Hello Atago. How's the day in the land of maple syrup and the only street which Canada consists of?
>>671549223
>off by one
>>671547535
Clones was widely agreed on. Less chance of something going horribly wrong and everyone has their own thought process.
As for magic I play mostly Commander and limited. Been thinking of getting into Pauper and making shitty soldier tribal.
>>671548747
True that. I'm fond of Canacuck personally.
>>671549292
But having things go horribly wrong is the point! Also I mostly play commander (rith and mazirek being my current favorites and building intet) too, and am also trying to get a few friends to play paper pauper, where I'm going to make a turbo fog deck
I swear to god, what is your major in college? If you're also premed I will be done.
Phew, that asshole hasn't stolen Stocking.
>claimed
>>671548977
Surprisingly peaceful
>>671548771
Funny. They make less money because they're less ambitious, but they cry sexism. It's like saying I should make the make the same as an astronaut because my degree in gender studies is worth the same as his decades of training. It's complete bullshit and the worst part is most of them don't even know it
>>671549720
My current commander decks are Newzuri token swarm, Marrow-Gnawer rat tribal and Rakdos Lord of Riots chaos/control.
>>671549720
I'm already graduated uni but I majored in Mortuary Science, I'm the guy that embalms the corpses, sews back together the more mangled ones and makes them pretty for the funeral director.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810
One of my videos i'm always losing it.
>>671550430
Nice. It's not so peaceful here anymore...
>>671548747
https://youtu.be/4WcOcgc3WN4
>it's aboot our economy
>>671548970
That sounds like a terrible ear worm. I'll probably spend the next few days trying to get it out of my head. I also popped a semi at least two times during the video and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I wouldn't know about Garry Wilson if I didn't have quite a few friends that are quite into VW and all.
https://youtu.be/aa0ZNZ2FY_s
tfp megatron is mai waifu and he's 3d suck my dick and balls. captcha asked me to prove i'm not a robot, joke's on y'all
>>671550565
There's no fucking way you're Micheal from AH. I refuse to believe it. (Please finish Banjo Tooie)
>>671550565
>one of my videos
I'm calling bullshit
>>671549900
Nice dubs, Stockinganon.
How are you?
>>671551128
No, i'm not Michael from AH (but i have the same vocabulary when i'm playing games, both in english and german).
>>671551384
I know, grammar a bitch. I meant it's one of the videos from my playlist i'm always losing it. I never claimed that this is mine. And for the rest: See above.
>>671551432
I didn't even notice. Thanks.
I'm doing alright, a little bored today. How about you?
>>671550507
Cool, likely going into oncology,
>>671551128
This chapter made me angry, the right hemishpere of the brain controls the LEFT side of the body and the left hemisphere of the brain controls the RIGHT half of the body. They never addressed this
>>671551646
I guess that checks out then. Sorry for the confusion.
Alucard claimed
>>671551646
Grammar saves lives anon. Be more careful next time.
>>671551828
Eh. I just wrote it off as Fran's Frankenstein physiology. Who knows what kind of other modifications she has?
Do you have Cockatrice anon? We could recruit some other fags and play some Commander.
>>671550658
Sorry about the ear worm, hopefully this'll help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up8NTTkokJc
>>671551725
Eh, pretty bored aswell.
Sticking to Casual Fortress to waste my time.
>>671550752
>filename
>>671552388
I've never gotten around to it, is it free? Or is it like magic online?
>>671553083
Completely free but not automated like Magic Online. XMage is also free and completely automated but missing some cards from their database and has a less user-friendly UI. I prefer Cockatrice because the missing cards on XMage always come to bite my janky as fuck decks in the ass,
Whoooa, no Shiro yet? Fuck ya, clamed cuz i likem a little crazy
>>671552388
>dismantle me more
Lewd
>>671553416
Huh, might look into it later. Probably going to take a quick nap in the mean time! See ya mortuary Fran!
>>671553775
The best part is she thought it was for an anatomy class, not guro porn.
>>671553803
Have a nice rest premed Fran!
Rory claimed I is be taking a dump bump
>>671553070
Nice, never played it myself. I'm just sat listening to Caravan Palace and browsing /b/
>>671553650
I'm more of a Starscream fan
>>671554074
She also is unaware that she is what most people would call a "mad scientist with no ethics." She was honestly confused when nobody liked her idea to have fetuses be born early as chrysalises, to make being pregnant much easier. Poor Fran, we still love you!
Obligatory claim.
Kaga Kouko claimed
>>671554739
Good to see you back hand-kun
>>671554739
Hello Hand-kun. How's your day?
>>671552990
It certainly does.
https://youtu.be/LGNnQoEZitU
Sorry I take so long to reply today, kind of busy right now.
>>671554497
If you like Caravan Palace, give this a spin.
https://youtu.be/yTqtAC4Dw4o
>>671554729
But people loved her idea. It was a world-wide trend until everything started going terribly wrong. Like insects laying eggs in the chrysalis and exploding into flies when it's supposed to hatch.
Or when they realized that animals are particularly fond of eating them.
Or that even dropping it onto the floor by accident will crack it open like an egg.
I think a better example is when she gives a painter who has ocular degeneration Mantis Shrimp eyes so he can see colors no one has ever seen before.
Long story short he goes full Saya No Uta while Fran is genuinely confused as to why his screams aren't of joy for getting pimped as fuck eyes.
>>671554739
Sup hand-kun?
>>671554739
Ahh hand kun how we've missed you
>>671555424
Sixts !
>>671554739
Hey hand-kun! It's weird having a second Fran anon. But I swear I'm the one you know! SHOOT THE OTHER ONE!
>>671555511
Nice repeating numbers.
>>671555424
>>671554497
My niggas. Caravan Palace is fucking top tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
>>671555511
FRAN WOULDN'T WANT THIS ANON!
>>671554739
>All these greetings.
Hello aswell, hand-kun.
Glad to have you around again.
>>671554497
but look at this tho
Boy hand kun you sure are famous
>>671555088
That's alright, I'm not responding spectacularly fast either. Pretty good music too, somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF0FFOExxUo
I like how happily depressing PinocchioP's music always is.
>>671555927
>Caravan Palace is fucking top tier.
I strongly agree.
>>671555927
But it did scare everyone but that one bitch out, and he does find an eldritch abomination waifu, and isn't that what love is all about?
And I couldn't help myself, sorry
>>671556231
That is a pretty nice ass...
>>671555986
What's your waifus name again anon
>>671555424
Ah yes Tape Five, I really like the song "Geraldine's Routine".
>>671555927
Damn right, my favourite electro swing band
I Tribute this cutie
<------------------------
>>671556950
It's Ruri Gokou, from Oreimo.
>please don't post lewds
>>671556231
Shit I dunno. Does he have sweet guns?
Hey waifu friends, it's been a while.
>>671557121
Thanks
>>671557288
Hi there! Excellent taste in waifus
>>671557159
I have sweet guns but not an ass like that
Hyper-possessive, don't care.
A bit crazy, don't care.
Ultra-protective, I'm down.
>>671557288
Hey there nymph, long time no see!
Well friends I should probably head to bed. I've been up for 32 hours and I think it's time to get some sleep.
This is Mortician Fran signing off. Until next time!
>>671557288
I thought you died... Anyway, there is another Fran anon now, so that's cool
>>671557501
Thanks, Stocking is also excellent taste.
>>671557712
How ya been, Tet?
>>671557869
Sleep well.
>>671557869
Goodbye other half!
>>671557869
Hello and goodbye
>>671557960
I almost died; I had no internet for 2 weeks!
> there is another Fran anon now, so that's cool
Oh damn, just assumed that was you.
>>671557288
Hello Nymph. What happend?
>>671556726
Music's pretty great, plus video is kinda cozy.
https://youtu.be/hHXKdvA61yU
>>671557869
Goodnight.
>>671556960
I wouldn't say that I like Electro Swing over Classic Swing, but it's pretty great.
>>671558216
Moved in to my new place; Internet took longer than expected to get installed.
>>671558171
He only appeared yesterday, or at least that is the first time I saw him
>>671557554
At least you have half. An ass is pretty good to have though, goes well with the guns
>>671557975
Thanks! She's popular though so I have to be quick to claim
>>671558171
Bless your soul how did you not kill everyone
>>671557975
I've been good but nothing that interesting has happened to me. I guess it's a plus-minus-zero-situation. How about you? Other than you having no internet.
>>671558508
I mean stocking eating all that "junk" food gave her and ass and panty has the guns so you have it all
>>671558397
Shit happens. I'm going to build myself a VR-ready computer so i can give up the remaining amount of social interactions with other humans.
>>671558452
Hmm, I knew someone else who posted Fran for a bit in the past too.
>>671558508
Yeah it's nice that Nymph isn't as well known; she doesn't get claimed by others much from what I've seen
>>671558608
I had some shows already downloaded and games downloaded.
It wasn't too bad, but it's definitely nice to be back.
>>671558799
Well I'm all moved in to my new place now, so that's awesome! Been liking it so far.
>>671558860
I've never really thought about it, but that sounds like a pretty good investment.
>>671559023
Might be them again, who knows? Anyway, peace out. Nap time
<3 <3 <3
Fuko claimed
>>671559155
Don't think it was.
Sleep well!
>>671558829
Yeah basically. No losing with Stocking. All Waifus are equal though man.
>>671559023
Lucky. Ah well, I guess it just means it's a bigger victory when I claim her.
Back.
Was doing someone.
>>671558296
That's really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUwthjs5o4
>>671559023
The Rift is fucking expensive tbh, and the Vive is even more expensive...but let's see how they are and what are their possibilities....
>>671559630
True Alucards a pretty neat waifu to have
>>671559630
Yeah, you just gotta be fast. You'll never be able to leave because if you do, someone else will claim her in a thread!
>>671559765
Doesn't Oculus have some shit about no vr porn
It's Monday, i'm tired and i love my bed. Let's get some sleep and see you guys tomorrow. Until then: Always but some bacon as a bookmark in qurans. They will like it.
>>671560009
No VR porn you mean a now pointless invention
>>671559666
>Satanic trips
Stop it, rabbitposter.
>>671558107
Here's a (You), Yuuko.
Did work go well?
>>671560360
Pretty much. That's a terrible move for Oculus; They'll probably lose over half the sales because of that.
>>671560419
Satan and Pop tarts, I must be jesus.
>>671560419
I don't work mondays. Sooo yes
What you been up to?
>>671560319
Goodnight
>>671560515
Yeah like the only good use I porn like just turn a blind eye to use like that
>>671560758
English please.
>>671559747
Really good. Also is that a Maria Magdalena sample I spot with my little eye? Nice.
https://petalhead.bandcamp.com/releases
Sorry I don't think that I will be able to post anymore, I'm kinda tired now so I'll be heading off to bed for the day. Thanks for the music.
Claimed Ogre Waifu
>>671554952
Heyo Stocking, you doing good?
>>671555084
Alright, feeling sore but that will pass. Your day go good?
>>671555474
>>671555511
Heyo Frans, I can't decide. Hope you're both doing swell.
>>671555986
Hey Ruri, you doing well?
>>671555486
Missed y'all as well.
>so many greetings and I wasn't here to respond
151 lucky number ;)
>>671561135
I guess it's better than cyclops.
>>671560980
Alright, rest well. Thank you for the music, too.
>>671560910
Is she from SAO?
>>671561973
I guess I'll watch it, then. thx
>>671561829
no, she's from SnO
>>671560749
Wasting my time on TF2, what about you?
Mondays are pretty shitty, you're lucky to have them off.
>>671561261
I'm alright, thanks for responding.
>Ruri.png
>>671562348
Waiting for new thread, usual
>>671561261
Hey hand-kun you're a popular guy.
>yuuko
>>671560910
Is not I
Kys fgts
>>671563102
Nice hate on people enjoying them selves you pathetic self loathing cunt
>Kys fgts
Not even giving you a (You).
>Ruri.png
>>671564016
Middle kek.
>bunbun
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>>671564378
Kys fgt
>>671564451
That's just a bit nazi to me.
>>671564534
I'm already dead, faggot.
No new bread?
>>671564842
You're invited
>>671562348
Glad you're doing alright, up to anything right now?
>>671562539
You doing good Yuuko?
>>671566042
I was about to fry some burgers, kind of hungry right now.
By the way, hand-kun, no new bread?
>>671566042
Make a new thread, and discuss there, like Sirs
>>671566480
Mmm, burgers do sound pretty good.
>>671566641
Okay.
>>671566831
>>671566831
>>671566831
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