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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the las female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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rollin rollin rollin
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>>671515077
and post reactions?
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Singles get
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Well I never get dubs
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>>671515077
You had dubs, OP.
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meh why not
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Is Polina a russian girl?

I knew a girl named polina short pixie cut hair and was pretty cute.
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Rollllllllinh
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>>671517118
Re rolllllllllllling just once
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>>671515077
Roll
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>>671515077
rollolol
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reroll
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>>671515077
The last female I spoke to is the only female I've had sex with. dubs get.
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>>671517333
oh fuuuuuuuuck buddy
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>>671517333

retard
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Rolllllll
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>>671515077

This pic is so old faggot.
Post your own OC.
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rollllll
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>>671517333
Let's see that dick
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Oh look, OP is being a tosser
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reeeeeroll
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Roll roll roll - I feel a triple
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>>671517390
>The last female I spoke to is my mother. dubs get.
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dubs decide what i post next (mfw really the only female that i talk to)
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>>671519143
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>>671519332
>>671519143
fuck dude
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not gonna do it since newfag
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>>671519444
Winrar
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>>671519143
double is mine

tell her that you want jizz spaghetti on her face
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>>671515077
rawl
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reroll
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>>671519246
Would you be down to fuck if we didn't tell anyone
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>>671519979
Roll
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K
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>>671519979
Rollin
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>>671519979
This now
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>>671520269
This one go
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>>671519979
This sounds okay
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>>671515077
aight, lets go
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>>671520432
take two?
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>>671519979

do it you faggot
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>>671520469
>>671520432
i must be a masochist
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>>671519979
roll
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>>671519979
Rollllllllll
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>>671520575
>>671520432
>>671520469
last try
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>>671519979
Rolling for this
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>>671519979
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>>671519979
Please baby Jesus be this
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>>671519979

JUST

DO IT
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I'll roll
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>>671519979
come on
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>>671519246

have you ever thought about us fucking?
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>>671519246
>>671520899

YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW
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shouldnt do this but ok
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>>671520899
Winrar
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>"oh ya"
>"shit was cash"
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>>671519979
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>>671520877
Last was my gf so no point
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>>671521163

he actually did it the absolute madman
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>>671521163
fake&gay
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Rollz royce
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>>671521288
Check em
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Roll.
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Rollz
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trips decide what's next
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>>671521163
Post response
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>>671521654
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i swear i never get dubs/trips/quads. if i get them now...
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>>671521717
this is so fucking fake it hurts
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>>671521666
I got Satan trips, send dick pic
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>>671521717
FUCKING LOL
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>>671521717
You MAD MAN
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rollll
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was planning to anyway
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>>671521717
gake and fay
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>>671521717

I want to believe this is real

say 'you didn't say no ;)'
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>>671521717
Update your fuckin phone damn
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>>671521763
in classroom right now, can't take photo of dick
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>>671522033
go fgt
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Huh, well I'm gay, and everyone knows it, so this will be awkward.
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>>671522033
Winrar
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>>671522033
>>671522030
Who's who
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>>671522001
Don't be a pussy
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>>671522001
Do it anyway!!
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>>671521955
Winrar
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>>671522033
>>671522030
One of these is mine and I don't know which lmfao
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what's next
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>>671521717
You fucked up, Steven.
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>>671522001
i can't see a problem?
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>>671522247
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Rollini
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>>671522312
>>671521955
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Rolling stone
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>>671522001
Say "can I get breast fed"

Also dubs
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>>671522312
Not drunk, more like lusting for my mother's sweet poon-tang

Dubs get
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>>671522611
Got em
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>>671522312
Say "oh no, have I been a bad boy? Are you gonna have to punish me? ;)
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hurry up anon
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>>671522668
Oh god please yes
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>>671522702
Say "tits or gtfo mom"
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>>671522702
>>671521955

do it
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>>671522702
Just post the one with the most votes.
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>>671522702
You haven't answered my question, mom
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>>671522702
Tell her your dad comes into your room at night and touches you
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>>671522668
>>671522702
DO IT FAGGOT DO IT
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>>671522668
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>>671522999
He's FUCKING DONE IT
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>>671522999
Nice trips mad man
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>>671522999
Trips, witnessed.
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>>671522999
nice filenames for screenshots m8
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>>671522312
Life is determined so dont care
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>>671522999
Fuck yeah. Please deliver what ensues. Also nice trips mane.
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Say "mom, I want your feces on my chest"
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trips decide next move
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>>671523423

stop being such a tease, mom
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>>671523423
Trips for you making a more convincing fake please.
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>>671521717
>>671521717

>Steven Douglas
>fake
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>>671523423
I wont be coming home but ill be coming IN THAT PUSSAY!
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>>671523423
Dad does not have to know, just let me deep in your large intestine
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>>671523545
Eh roll
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Mom ill will explain everything as long as you send me a breast photo
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asdfasdf
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>>671523492
roll
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>>671523423

Just one small lick. Please mom I'm a virgin.
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>>671523545
Roll
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>>671523777
TRIPS
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>>671523777
Oh damn
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>>671523423
Are you offering a 3 some right now mom?
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>>671523777
Trips winnnnn
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come on trips come on in less than an hour i'll be home
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>>671523981
>>671523777

Do it.
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Will Luke join us? bring some mustard for the sandwich.
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>>671523423
I'm down for dad getting involved, if he can make me scream as loud as you do
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>>671523981
Fake & gay
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>>671523777

TRIPSS
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Look mom, dad can join too if he's that mad.
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>>671523777
delivers
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>>671524467
Absolute madman
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>>671524467
Macaronii
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last trips i want, i don't have much time now
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Reroll
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>>671524366

Reroll
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>>671524641
Nobody has to know
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Just ant to bitter yo dorito
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>>671524755
Again
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>>671523423 11:58
>>671523981 12:58
>>671524467 12:10

I call it fake
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>>671524467
Hahahaha if this is not fake your fucking crazy man, also, Please mom let me realize my dream, let me fuck your anus while eating macaroni in your back
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>>671524841
Fake confirmed
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Rolling what's the worst that can happen?
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>>671524867

rell
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Can you just stop being a cunt, and just let me nut on your mouth? Luke and I have tried it before when I was 5
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>>671519979
Dis
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>>671525018
Rerooooollll
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>>671515077
roll
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>>671525018
Rolling
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mom i been spying on your for years
i think you are hottest female in the world and i wish i could be your husband
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look at the times in each pic faggots
its a fake
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Rollem
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come on trips come on
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R0llz
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>>671519246
U ARE THE MAN!!
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"Hey Mom, what's your bra size, I'm looking at lingerie right now"

doitdoitdoit
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Last female I spoke to was my gf and we fucked yesterday. What do?
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>>671525018
this
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Rollout
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>>671525579
"Why haven't we fucked today?"
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>>671525579
other last female
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>>671521717
>>671521163
>>671519246
>iOS 6

Fucking fake, who still uses that shit?
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mom my frends stole my phone and sended some messages did they send anything to u?
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guyz i have less than 30 minutes just TRIPS
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Mom, calm down. It was just a joke. See, it's funny because you're an ugly whose who no-one in their right mind would want to fuck.
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Hey mom. Look up the definition of winrar.
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>>671525579
text your mother
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>>671525893
Ded
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>>671525741
My phone is so old and shitty that I can't even screen shot. If I wanted to participate I would have to take pictures of individual text messages.
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>>671525877
Who is this lukefag
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>>671525953
roll
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mom i am gay
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>>671525877
M8 you are fucked
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>>671525877
Would you believe that I would want to fuck you, mom? I mean, unless you're down to get dirty;)
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>>671526058
roll
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>>671526044
WEENRARUH
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>>671526082
This
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>>671525636
"Uuuhh
Because I'm 100 miles away??"
She's v predictable
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>>671526082
rerollering
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>>671526058
This is your ace in the hole, anon
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People are still rolling this fake shit
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Roll
It's my gf
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>>671525877
>Luke and ur father
Well this is indeed dinosaur
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r
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False and homosexual
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>>671526436
kek 4chin ruining family relationships, one faggot at a time
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>>671526039
my older brother, he's quite huge
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>>671526465

I don't think this guy is that clever
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>>671526544
doubles speak the truth
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ok no trips until now, next dub decide
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>>671526436
Stop being such a fucking faggot mother. It was a joke. Now lul or gtfo.
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Scared roll
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facebookDOTcomSLASHstephenDOTdouglaDOT.37QUESTIONMARKref=brUNDERSCORErs Found you ;)
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What if we did have fucked?
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>>671526436
Dad's just mad he's getting cucked the fuck out.
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Rolly rolly
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Unconfident piece of shit, LETS GO!
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ten minutes left
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>>671527041
Aaaand, I'm safe
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>>671515077
rolling!!
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>>671527084
you're fucked
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>>671527132
Close one
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>>671527084
>>671526712
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>>671515077
roller
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>>671526712
This roll
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>>671527278
winrol
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>>671515077
roll for the win!
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>>671527084
Anon gunna get his ass beat
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Did Luke tell you he sucked my needle dick when he was babysitting me?
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my brother lurk 4chan sometime, i think he will understand
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>>671527533
deliver
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>>671527569
Rolling
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>>671527569
Roll
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>>671527612
im gonna kek so hard if OP's mom told the whole story to OP's father
then father goes to OP's room to punish him
whispers "I heard you wanna keep it in the family" then proceeds to fuck the shit out of OP's ass as if its what he wants...

even if it doesnt happen i am imagining it is
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Luke just picked me up mom. But I think we are going go suck each other off before heading home.
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>>671527886
Rooll
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>>671527886
KEK ROLL
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Luke & I are on the way back home to double team you right now.
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>>671527612
how old are you faggot
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>>671527886
ROLL
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>>671527886
Thisss
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>>671528035
>>671527982
SAMEFAG
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>>671515077
Rolling
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>671527615
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>>671528075
>>671528035
>>671527982
SAMEFAG
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>>671528098
roll
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>>671528122
nigga u ain't even trying to hide how fake that is
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"mom luke keeps trying to get me to touch his penis! he says i have to or he's gonna tell dad everything!!"
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>>671528138
>>671528075
>>671528138
>>671528075
>>671527982

SAME FAGGOT LELELELL
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>>671528138
SAMEFAG
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>>671527886
Rollin
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>>671527886
Roll
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>>671528384
Reroll
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>>671528244
>>671528138 (You)
>>671528075 (You)
>>671528138 (You)
>>671528075 (You)
>>671527982 (You)

AHAHAHAHAHA EKEKEKEKEKE
KEKERY ROLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>671525429
Steven you better knock off that bullshit

Mommy mad
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Rolling once
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>>671528457
Luke is that u
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>>671527612
Why the fuck are you still posting when it was confirmed that this is fake as fuck?
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>>671528566
Checkem
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>>671515077

Say some of that to a Russian or Vietnamese girl, post reaction if you get dubs. Love to see some of that action.
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>>671528566
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>>671528566
holy fuck, i truly hope this is real
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>>671519979
Roll
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>>671528586
Yeh
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rell
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He just finished his sweet cream on my boypussy. Heading home now. Can't wait to do it with you mom ;) get the strap on ready
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Roll it
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>>671529066

You rolled dubs, now begin. If you got a Russian, Vietnamese, or Korean girl you know, tell us all.
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they see me rollin
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Re rolling
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So what's for dinner I'm hungry after I fuck
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I did do the "why ahventn" and she wasnt like ewww wtf she was confused. Anyways heres what happened last night
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>>671521759
Where does it hurt
>here?
>here? No.
>maybe here?
No.
Ohhhh here on
>4chan
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>>671529815
go away, this thread now is steve and his fucked up family
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>>671529953
True im sorry
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>>671528566

Next time you should write in two different styles and use a better message generator, it would make it slightly more believable but still won't hide the fact that you're a faggot.
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>>671525429
Dude this is so fake my penis is disgusted
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>>671529997
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