FB Cringe Thread. What have you got /b/?
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FB Cringe Thread. What have you got /b/?
>>671510441
pic not related i assume.
>>671510441
How is that cringe? They both seem happy with their lives
>>671510739
fucking normies REEEEEEEEEE
>>671510739
bad haircut on the guy aside thats actually a really nice picture
>>671510441
so she took your man and you are angry?
not your personal army faggot
>>671510920
ok, I cringed
>>671510920
my newfriend
>>671511110
wot. not axing you to do anything fuktard
>>671510441
>took a bath
Why do people feel it is necessary to share trivial shit like that with the rest of the world?
>>671510441
Is this supposed to be some kind of edgy new ironic meme like the guy opening a door in dress-clothes?
>>671510441
He looks like Jonathan Ross
>see
![3310328-screenshot3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SkQQf5Z.jpg "3310328-screenshot3[1].jpg")
>>671510441
>>671510441
At this moment a lonely man post an image of the love of he's life who choose a different man to spend her time with and waits for anonymous strangers to roast him but to no avail
>>671510920
Now it's a cringe thread
>>671511325
2010s societal fall to technological dependence: emotional
>>671510441
>>671510441
That eggshell 3x6 subway tile is always a classic.
>>671511325
looks more like...
>>671510441
He looks like her dad.
>>671511665
daddy daughter bathtime
>>671511718
Poor bastard.
>>671511523
That's bone.
>>671511891
kek
i swear its only ever amerifags in these threads.
>>671512138
lmfao what, nothing works
>>671512138
:"amerifags" get the fuck off this site you pleb
>>671512566
your moms a whore
>>671510441
This isn't cringe, they worked together to upgrade their bathroom and are enjoying it. This is cool not cringey
>>671510441
OP are you also from Australia, like your ''friends'' Jodie and Craig here?
>>671512790
you're* mu*
>>671513012
SPASTIC
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>>671513012
This guy....
>>671510441
This is not cringe. They look happy and are enjoying themselves, fuck off. If this is cringe to you, you must live in a pretty great world
>>671510920
cringed
>>671513012
>>671510441
Holy fuck, her bf is the killer from No Country for Oldman
>>671511718
I feel sorry for him. She's so cute and I bet he faps to her all night long and then wipes of his tears with his fingers full of cum.
>>671512790
>>>671510441 (OP)
>OP are you also from Australia, like your ''friends'' Jodie and Craig here?
haha nice insult bro, really hurt me deep , i wonder what your mother would think after that reply, if i told her you'd be grounded you little faggot
>>671510441
OP who is Nick
>>671512138
>>671513660
dunno. I dont actually know them. ]
>>671513647
Hey, thats MY butthole. I'd know it anywhere. Where'd you get this?
Mainly, I'd say black people tend not to be smart enough to understand 4chan. 她和幾個星期內完成
>>671513770
Then tell us what you find cringe about it if you dont have some personal ties to them
>>671513797
>>671513934
This
>>671513939
I actually kekked, good job anon
>>671510441
Its the guy from no country for old men!
>>671510993
Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens.
>>671514300
jesus christ, adelaide is a cesspool of degenerates
>>671514300
Club photos? The only cringe here is you
>>671514300
I don't get it
They're going out, having fun at a party and you're sitting in front of /b/ and think this is somehow cringy?
fag
>>671514484
says the basement dweller
>>671511110
One off.......
>>671514581
How? I was defending clubbing you fool.
>>671510920
branko?
>>671514568
I guess you have never had a night out, you dont understand these people are fucking losers, Youre just a pathetic beta, sitting in a basement all day, hoping you get accepted by these alpha males, faggot
>>671511469
yes! good movie aswell
>>671514678
>defending clubbing
you sir have just managed to create the most gay statement in the history of mankind with two words. i applaud you sir.
>>671514678
youre a beta male, you cant tell whos cool and whos not
probably still a virgin lmao
>>671514806
Sounds like you're just trying to shit on happy well adjusted people. I feel sorry for you.
>>671514935
>sir
Found the cringe!
>>671511110
Kek'd
>>671514935
>i applaud you sir
9gag is somewhere else pal
>>671514989
I'd love you to show me your life, probably a sad fuck. I got a day off from work, what the fuck are you doing you fucking NEET, kill yourself.
I spend every weekend snorting coke, fucking bitches, laughing at beta's like you. Youre pathetic
>>671512138
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html
Hope you bongs get the real pic
>>671515369
TOP KEK
9203122055 this guy deserves it
>>671515369
Sure you do champ, sure you do...
>>671515369
Snorting coke? Fucking bitches? Oh, boy. You sure do sound like a really swell, good time guy. Golly gee willikers, I wish I was as dangerous, edgy, and cool as you. Oh man
>>671515369
Wagie rage syndrome
Top zozzle
>>671510441
Here's their FB
facebook.cum/craig.flanigan.50
facebook.cum/jodie.kirkbride
Ausfags, thought they seemed familiar. They seem pretty fuckin normal for hipsters.
>>671515631
lel
>>671515369
I think we've got some OC for our cringe thread
>>671515369
>>projecting this hard
>>671515723
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671515369
Oh boy somebody screencap this
>>671515438
Haha say that to my face while I fuck your girlfriend dude, doubt you even have one but my welfare could pay for a hundred of them.
>>671510441
dont get why this is cringe. the guy bagged a pretty girlfriend, which is more than weve ever done! plus hes not super good looking, so credit to him!
>>671515887
I'd love you to show me your life, probably a sad fuck. I got a day off from work, what the fuck are you doing you fucking NEET, kill yourself.
I spend every weekend snorting coke, fucking bitches, laughing at beta's like you. Youre pathetic
>>671511492
And thats why it is a cringe thread. So meta.
>>671516040
You sound edgy and cool. Coke is a drug right? Cool! I see you said bitches too. Thats like being with a woman and its not even a big deal. Pretty outrageous. Cool all round really.
>>671515369
>d
>>671516040
copy pasting is pretty simple bruh, meanwhile im sippin champagne on my yacht laughing at you, keep going
>>671510441
WHY DO THEY GET TO BE HAPPY?
>>671516574
Find yourself a girlfriend you miserable fuck
>>671510441
Cringe? Cuz she's twelve and he looks like fifty. Jelly if anything.
>>671516495
faggots gonna fag
>>671516574
I FUCKING HATE IT. KATIE WHYYYYYY
>>671516812
KDY
YKD
>>671510920
Oh dear God
>>671510441
just seems op is jealous of this dude and and his home spa
>>671516931
>>671516804
Thats so fucking original dude, while you were typing that i sculled a 500 dollar glass of wine. You'll never be able to afford this, you'll never succeed in life as i have, might as well just kill yourself dude, i know ur not happy being poor.
>>671511469
>>671511515
kek. came here to post that he looked like this guy
>>671517035
its the spa and subway tiles. i cut myself every night
>>671515369
kek'd
>>671510441
It dosen't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
>>671517032
pre-mix, $10 a pop.
Alright alright I have to confess I have a T rex that I paid for at my house right now. None of you fags will ever be as successful as I am.
>>671510920
dear god please kill yourself
even if you have man tits you can still get a girl like that. hope.
>>671517570
god is omnipitent
All fucking neckbeards, don't understand that women could be drinking milkshakes with a succusful ceo of a private furniture company in tasmania. THATS WHY ITS CRINGE, YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT
>>671517158
And while you were typing that I was eating a 100,000 dollar burger made from unicorn meat and fermented leprechaun piss. You'll never be in such a delusional state as I am.
He is a dj. Kek.
>>671517996
DIE
>>671518012
kekekek
>>671518102
>SJW confirmed
>>671517883
err.....hope you don't get a fucking hoowhale like that....
>>671511718
>feel special
Man, every time I see this it just reminds me of how much of a cunt she is.
>>671511891
kekd. nice
>>671511891
also, i read that in his voice
>>671518077
I suggest you visit the next mental hospital you come across. My last bottle of wine cost me about 500 million. this is all some kind of ruse and i dont appreciate it.
>>671518553
two betas fighting over the internet, what did you expect
>>671518680
excuse me?
>>671518323
>teenager confirmed
>>671518553
copypasta homedog.
>>671518885
>how in the fuck
What?
>>671514314
Kek, that's who I was thinking of. Same haircut.
>>671518957
I appreciate how u think its copy pasta, my extravagant life style is 2 special 4 u bby, youll never haave this
>>671519278
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671519278
im the t rex guy. im not phased by your text.
>>671519278
My sides have orbited Saturn
>>671514935
Going out and partying and drinking is fun.. if you dont like that i think you take it up the ass.
Damn someone screencap thia thread for future cringe oc
>>671519455
uhhh your sides belong on planet earth
>>671514935
>>671519744
>>671519030
>>671518102
whats going on here. all you new faggots need to get off my /B/
>>671514484
It's not a club it's a gay bar xDD
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>>671519860
this
>>671519860
Still thinking new faggots are a thing, get the fuck off the internet.
>>671520115
there's one in my sights right now.
>>671520227
Top kek
>>671520115
still believing people will actually get off the internet or /b
>>671519860
>autist detected
>>671520227
Jesus christ, posting a shit tier meme to insult me? I guess new fags are still alive then lmao, go laugh at some rage comic memes,
>>671520357
>retard detected
>>671514314
I don't even know who your face fucker is.
>>671519860
>get off my /B/
>my /B/
>/B/
Lol.
>>671520554
alittle late arent you?
>>671520357
>autistic
Your new candy ass is showing.
snorting coke, fucking bitches=hot pockets and /b/
>>671520630
Sorry I don't devote all my attention to ya, pal.
You can have it all now if you want <3
wot r u boyths up 2
>>671519450
I thought you were dead, Chris Kyle.
>>671520485
>shit tier meme
Please go, your 9gag meme kingdom is elsewhere
>>671520485
>insult
No one mentioned insult bud
>insulted by memes
Oh /b/, you never cease to reach new lows.
shit 4chan is infested with 9fag and feggit cancer again...
>>671513588
I can actually jerk off to this
>>671520916
tits or gtfo
This girl : http://imgur.com/DnLvio7
Her Facebook : /xuan.huynhvan
>>671521082
i knew i smelled it bro.
This is the shittest cringe thread I've ever seen.
>>671520485
>I guess new fags are still alive then lmao
Just came to this thread to say that sentence conveys the most newfaggotry I've seen all day.
>>671510441
I dont know about you guys, but...
I would hit that
>>671521070
"Still thinking new faggots are a thing, get the fuck off the internet."
"there's one in my sights right now."
Read before you post you fucking retard.
>>671511110
kek
>>671521387
>not using green text.
i dig this reddit format you got going on.
>>671510441
The only cringe here is that op is obviously superjelly
>>671521318
Yeah fuck you dude, my dad is a fucking billionaire, i come on here to make fun of cucks like you. Your existence is pathetic. I bet none of you have been laid
>>671521318
I agree
>>671515369
dude :-)
>>671510441
What is cringe about this? Some girl and some guy are having a bath together. Are you cringing because it's something you've only dreamed of yourself?
>>671515369
someone screencap this and make a thumbnail for /b/
![Early+puberty+in+girls+sorry+forgot+to+specify+_9353d81cd1ce463fecd7b3130d484b7a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8xVrVB9.jpg "Early+puberty+in+girls+sorry+forgot+to+specify+_9353d81cd1ce463fecd7b3130d484b7a[1].jpg")
>>671521134
>>671521530
that reminds me, digg, the reddit of the past, so much better than reddit today
>>671510441
I bet that chick doesn't even have cock. Fucking cringe and nasty.
>>671521605
>oc content
Successful cringe thread
>>671511264
No racism? Awww man!
>>671521755
reverse normalities are cringe worthy and nasty
>>671510441
Is that Scott Bakula or Carl Sagan?
>>671512138
It's UK dumbass.
>>671521530
green text? I'm a fucking milionaire. dont need it. I bet youre one of those faggots that use green text on facebook, occasionally you might post on the 4chan facebook page copy pasting a nice funny greentext, eitherr way im a fucking millionaire and you're a nobody
>>671511718
Thats coinboy or whatever his name was. I subscribed to him on youtube.
>>671522015
>i'm a fucking millionaire
>>671522015
>easily this defensive.
I don't think I believe you.
I think I believe you less.
>>671522076
So jealous brah, usually the poor folk dont believe im rich but thats okay, i dont like to associate with scum
>>671522015
>so this is the time the newfags come out
>>671511110
Where is the penta. WHERE ARE THEY
>>671522236
right
>millionaire on /b
if i were a millionaire id be doing something else like ops mom or some other bitch in a limousine drinking wine and smoking caviar
>>671517570
>>671516931
>>671514732
>>671511499
>>671517996
>NORMIE NEW FAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671511469
came here to post this
>>671519030
>doesn't know how to greentext
oh my fucking god, I can't take this shit. gtfo newfags. you know what? I am getting the fuck out this time
fuck you all, underage niggers. I hope all kiddies on this board get throat cancer
>>671522403
newfag? I've been here for several years. I was here when newfags ruined this cesspool. Nice doggo meme too you fucking faggot, I'll fucking sue you for all you have, how dare you call me a newfag
>>671510441
OMG she's cute
>>671517094
What is this abomination and why has no one thrown it to the dogs yet?
>>671510441
Finish him.
Fresh meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HZFlLj331Q
>>671522703
>i am an autist
>>671522787
>>671522015
>>671522341
>>671520485
>>671521387
Fucking kek
>>671522341
mmk dude, whatever you say.
>>671522787
Gomen
>>671522912
How fucking dare you, that was really offensive and i can't believe anyone in the right mind would drop to that level, She is a human being, im a millionaire, should I shit on your mother? No, its sad :(
>>671516239
That's called armhair anon, you get it when you turn into a man. You'll get there some day
>>671514300
>>671510441
I have a feeling this cutie is into drugs
>>671515369
and your dad works at Nintendo, we got it
>>671517883
>40+ years old
>Dates a 18 year old.
This is Normal by b/s standards.
>>671523273
Itty bitty titties though, so sad
>>671510441
Is she in the bath with that guy from No Country for Old Men?
>>671522987
i mean, i guess its not so bad if he doesnt speak. hes just some weirdo in a suit. plus he fumbles his camera like a fool so its kinda funny.
>>671510441
Shes fine as fuck
>>671523432
His name is Chigurh, friendo.
>>671515438
>>671515499
>>671515580
>>671515604
>>671515748
>>671515809
>>671515843
>>671516462
>>671523348
>>671523196
>, im a millionaire,
Oh my fuckin god your killing me b
>>671514452
Oh its worse than that. i couldn't stand to be in that place for longer than a few days.
Back to melbourne where people are civilized.
>>671523581
Havent seen the movie in a long time, was a really good film though
>>671510920
Shiiiiit
>>671523424
Even so, unbearably cute. I think it's her hair.
>>671523944
Oh my goodness, so lewd
>>671512138
That was a soldier from UK fool
>>671523401
yeh, he seems like hes winning. he looks like that and is smashing some teenage pussy still.
>>671523834
Thats felix zemdegs. Former world record holder in 3x3 rubik's cube.
>>671523621
Thank you, fuck, it took a while.
>>671523401
It does not matter people are going to live and love the way they want. Doesn't change a thing for anyone else.
>>671524079
>>671524173
This is outrageus..
>>671512138
Trolling muslims over 9000
>>671524183
Yes I know, they also call me the Zemdog
>>671523663
Lol, Melbourne... Fuck off back to Brunswick Street you faggot. Come to Perth and get some Meth in ya
>>671524262
source? i think im in love
>>671524200
Dude, this is semi pedophilia.
>>671524263
look, there are people in africa in villages who rape babies because they believe it will prevent aids from getting to them. voodoo, its big right now. there are whores and pimps like me and your mother. this is just a 40 yr old dude, not raping, not abusing, but probably spoiling an 18 yr old for her pussy.
settle down goy.
>>671514314
The actor didn't like the haircut.
>>671513656
Whoooa check out that comeback tho!!
this guy has some balls!!!4four
>>671511264
no bullying
I bet that the most people who join/ed this groupe have bullied others in school them selfes
>>671510441
ITT:
/b/ is upset that this isnt a tranny
>>671524509
she's of an age which most of society believes you're competent enough to make your own decisions and be libel for them. So, no it's not. Pedophilia is not mostly about age it's about consent and liability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk
>>671511718
that boy is so fucking desperate
>>671510441
>>671514981
>>671514806
>>671515369
>>671516495
>>671517158
>>671522015
>>671522787
This actually made me cringe.
What a pathetic guy with such a sad of an excuse for a life.
Please do yourself a favor and an hero dude
>>671524410
You must be new here
>>671524374
You Armadale cunts need to fuck off.
Fremantle representing.
>>671524771
alright you win.
>>671510441
Prince fucking valiant over here
>>671517094
Good God, what kind of utter waste of oxygen has spawned?
Please slice it's throat and restart from checkpoint
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS FUCKING CRINGE AND NOW IVE TAKEN THE BAIT AND BECOME AN AUTIST LIKE YOU GUYS FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>671524263
I'd love you to show me your life, probably a sad fuck. I got a day off from work, what the fuck are you doing you fucking NEET, kill yourself.
I spend every weekend snorting coke, fucking bitches, laughing at beta's like you. Youre pathetic
>>671525082
you took the bait knowing it was bait, it's just conversation at this point.
>>671525082
WELCOME YOU STUPID NIGGER CUNT
>>671510920
hahahah fuck this thread is golden
>>671525001
this is fake btw
and you guys say /b/ has changed
>>671525536
The blissful illusion is ruined I hope you're proud
This thread blew ass till I got to the bottom.
Jussayin. Now it's an awesome.
>>671525082
>>671524871
umm i don't understand? my dad is a fucking billionaire, wanna get sued? dont fuckingg kick my dust
nah honestly this is the worst bate ever and you faggots are falling for it, i love it.
>>671525842
>felt the need to post that
Another one takes the bait.
>>671524079
>>671523944
>>671523424
>>671523273
>>671517883
>>671510441
OP clearly this is a girl you are obsessed with, you will never have her so move on or end your life. Get off 4chan you lonely fuck
>>671522015
>>this
>I can't tell if you're new here, a redditfag, or just baiting so hard.
>>either way it makes me lols.
>greentext
Can you triforce?
>>671525842
I'd love you to show me your life, probably a sad fuck. I got a day off from work, what the fuck are you doing you fucking NEET, kill yourself.
I spend every weekend snorting coke, fucking bitches, laughing at beta's like you. Youre pathetic
>>671524771
Stop advertising your youtube channel on every thread you whore
>>671526064
why wouldnt i post it? look at your fucking teeth bro, look like a shark lmao
>>671525754
>can control water but only in the shape of silverware
>>671526222
trips dont lie, stop doing that shit bitch
>>671526201
you caught me bro
OC
>>671513517
>No country for Gary Oldman
who else wants to fall 4 me bait lmao, just fucking kill me you spastics. Can't believe people like you exist
>>671521605
Not by our dads
>Come to cringe thread
>sees only 4 cringe posts the rest are arguing over the age of some girl
>mfw
>>671515369
>>671522015
>reaffirming wealth to make one feel better on an anonymous board.
This is so cringe. Nobody cares you little fucking kid. Go suck your dads cock
>>671510920
Either sarcasm or autism
>>671526805
any given thread that is not explicitly about picture sharing is going to be first and foremost a discussion thread. /b/'s been an edgy chatroom since 2010 get with the program.
>>671526705
>hurr durr i was only pretending to be retarded
That's you.
>>671526156
Holy Cringy Christ
>>671526281
>>671511264
>Puts 'nudes are allowed' as first rule
>Before even adding people to keep the group active
>>671523196
Ever heard of natural selection?
Hi guys. Lazy. Show me best. i missed. Thx
This makes me cringe when I imagine all the hentai.
>>671511264
lol why do fat psycho girls cut themselves all up, do some mental gymnastics to believe that it gives them some sort of "struggle" and doesn't just make them a weak little bitch, and then post those pictures everywhere so people will give them sympathy and tell them how strong they are?
>>671510441
aye that dude looks like the dude from no country for old men lol
Check out his profile for maximum lolz
>>671510920
Brandon?
>>671511264
I just looked this up
It's all black people
Why is all of social media all black kids now?
>>671523273
id tap that despite the titties
>>671523424
>>671528133
probably because anyone who's responsible with it avoids things like this. And the novelty of social media is starting to wear off on white people in their 30's.
>>671527750
so much potato w this post. this girl's like 10 lbs overweight, not fat. and most of the cutters i knew in HS were guys. it's rarely about attention (c'mon, guys aren't like that), it's about being in control of the pain they're feeling.
this girl went way overboard with the cutting and completely destroyed her body for life. but posting that pic isn't saying "feel bad for me", it's saying "i'm past that point in my life and ready to move on".
>>671518000
>>671528354
you don't know many white people in their 30's, do you...
>>671528514
yeah but once you're get married you sort of stop having friends and going out as much. You just sort of withdraw from the world because all your needs are met or at least met enough to not go out seeking them.
>>671528388
...which is an important step towards setting aside the depression that caused her to ruin her body, I'm sure.
It's cringey because WHO THE FUCK CARES!? It becomes cringey and attention whoring when she posts it to facebook fishing for hollow congratulations like anybody should care what happens to some fat white girl.
Cutting: probably not about the attention.
Cutting and then showing off pictures of your scars to anybody who will look: Probably about attention.
>>671528514
I'm a white people in my 30s and I can confirm Facebook is indeed wearing very thin.
>>671516436
>> Be Donald Trump
>> Tripping out on LSD
>> Suddenly transform into a baby-frog hybrid
>> mfw I'm in a daycare run by mexicans
