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OPERATION: A SQUIRREL IN THE NUT HOUSE

Smoke bro bread

Info in graphic. This nut job has been around for a few years now filling the net with the usual tumblrina bullshit, but as evidenced by her own claims, has allowed her delusions to pour into the real world resulting in the death of her own mother. Her reaction? She was a bitch anyway.

Anon is being called upon to hunt the squirrel and expose her for the psychotic moron that she is.

JUSTICE FOR SQUIRRELY MOM!
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Smoke bro are you OP
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>>671498730
That one guy who made that nut pun reporting.
>bumping
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>>671498861
Nah, original OP here. Continued thread from last, hopefully smoke bro finds his way here
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>smoke bro
>>671498730
I got a few numbers from some local vegan cafe's one of which she might work at. also, using text now which will give me a local area code.
>no i am not OP
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>>671498730
> bump my shit up

> young shkreli
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>>671498888
QUADS
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>>671498730
Info as mentioned
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No woodranch grills in Massachusetts bros?
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...wait
Was this the chick who called herself squirrelkin and fed her dog veggies and such?
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Lurker reporting in, and I'm willing to help

>nickname: slo/b/ro
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>>671498950
>lonely salesman
Also apparently she moved out of her parents joint ... lives with a friend Jaime from cosmatology school ...
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Last anon stayed that someone found squirrel s art blog.maybe check the art on that potential fb profile or any art friends might have posted.
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>>671499062
Fucked up ain't it fam?
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>>671499053
Woops wrong photo
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>>671499062
Yep. And now she killed her mother.
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/b/tective reporting in. You kikes.
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>smokebro
>>671499092
Cool, thanks for contribooting. Anyone find that art blog? Also, can someone find me the exact post where she drops out and starts working at a vegan cafe?
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>>671498730
at least post the full version
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>>671499142
>>671499164
Son of a BITCH I just figured this psycho was going to lose her dog. But to basically commit negligent homicide over veganism is fucking... I don't even. Holy fuck.
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>>671499233
Didn't have it, and I like the gifs better
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>>671499052
this has to be an elaborate troll. No one can be this much of a self centred cunt, surely?
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Bump for interest
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>>671499251
Her dog did die.
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>>671498730

EXIFBro here. That image's metadata has either been scrubbed clean, or I need to learn how to manually read it.
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>>671499233
I can't view WEBMs what's it called?
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>>671499251
>I'm vegan
>my dogs diet has to revolve around my veganism
>ill feed it as much vegetables
>I'm fighting against patriarchy
>cis non squirrel kin killed it
>not malnourishment
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>>671499382
We entertained the thought in the first thread. This is looking a lot more like truth with each passing hour. We've been digging for about 4 hours now.
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>slo/b/ro
Who here has the street name where said vegan cafe is, willing to contriboot thanks to google maps
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So what's happening faggots? Missed last thread, need to catch up with what's cracking
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>>671499595
I think it was smokebro
>/b/tective
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>>671499621
Fucking with squirrel bitch.
Nothing new.
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>>671499439

called get a better phone
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She fed the dog fucking grapes! No wonder he died!
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>>671499707
I know, right?
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>>671499621
>slo/b/ro
We're looking for some otherkin squirrel bitch who killed her mother because she used gelatin in her heart medicine
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>>671499621
>squirrelkin girl replaces her mother's heart meds with homeopathic bullshit. >Mother dies.
>/b/ is the goddamn batman
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>>671499052
Jesus that's fucked up
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>>671499053
Guys please look at this, there's no way she is not a troll
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>>671499052
lol vegan-ism is literally murder.
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>>671499382
This is information that should be sent to the local police dept.
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>>671499675
>>671499764

Ah ok. We gonna go the an hero route if we find her?
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If this isn't a troll we better do something more than just sending dragon dildos and placing pizza orders
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hope you rek her.... honestly. squirrelkin is about all the excuse you need, but homeopathic veganism for EVERYBODY is just intolerant, and in this case, evil.
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>>671499915
Fucking her life upside down?
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>>671499904
Gathering evidence for this exact purpose.
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What's going on?
I'm late
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>smoke bro
>>671499662
>>671499584
I do have it but give me a moment, i have to conduct a manual search for a wood ranch grill in the area because google keep redirecting to me area (I'M FROM LA FOR CHIRST SAKES I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE 3,00 MILES FOR SHITTY ASS VEGAN WOK!!!).
Sorry gents it's 4 am. back to work.
>>671499904
>>671499914
I am all for turning this all over to the feds and getting her locked up for at least man slaughter and animal abuse
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Just saying brookline opened about 10 minutes ago
>/b/tective.
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Smokebro, i need that street name

>slo/b/ro
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>smoke bro
>>671500008
Grasshopper, 1 North Beacon Street, Allston, MA 02134
here's the street adress
>>671500115
Should i call? I'm the only one with a local area code i think. It would look fishy other wise.
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>>671499973
Well... yes.
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>>671500202
I would say so, if they opened than they would have people at the phones. >/b/tective
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>>671500008
Let's be sure we have the right weirdo before anything else. Once we do, forward to the local PD and include the insane rambling blog with >>671499052 attached
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> young shkreli

Yes, of course.
>>671500202
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>>671500202
Call for what purpose? We need to be smart and decisive in all actions for this to be taken seriously
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>>671500263
That is what the whole thread is for.
>>671500251
>>671500308
Alright, Who should i say i work for, gonna call because she listed them as a reference right?
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>>671500408
Say you work for PetSmart. >/b/tective.
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>smoke bro
>>671500396
To figure out if this Natalie bean worked at brookline. That's all there is.
>also me>>671500408
>>671500308
>>671500251
Keep in mind It's 4 am in my time zone.
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hahahaha epic for the win guise
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>>671500509
If she did we have our girl. God damn this feels good.

>OP
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Lmao holy shit she's racist as fuck lmao.
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>>671500008

So close
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>exifbro

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/FAQ

I think this pushes the whole thing to "real". Even Imgur and freakin' Tumblr freaked out and they've probably reported her to the FBI.
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In case anyone rlse had the same area code as smokebro im leaving this here
>slo/b/ro
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Please tell me someone capped the first thread. This could be a legendary bread
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>smoke bro
>>671500495
Hmph well that was interesting. Okay, so the person who picked up said they do remember someone named nat- something. thing is they never met them and don't know if it's a guy or girl. They don't have access to the employee records and they have to wait til the manager gets in around 9ish. So I will be calling back.
>>671500925
I'll call them after.
Could you also find me a wood ranch grill in the area. i think the closest one is in cambridge, which gives a rough idea of where she lives.
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Bumping
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>>671501232
shes supposedly fat do your homework nigger, also, reporting rule violation because lulz
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>>671498730
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/about

In here it says she would date a squirrels, potential for bestiality must count for something
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>smokebro
>>671501429
stop being such a fagg.

Could someone post that image where she says she's staying with a friend from cosmotology school?
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>>671501528
If we get her number we should call saying that we are a fellow squirrelkin wanting to mate.
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>>671501429
She said overweight, could be referring to squirrel size.
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Update?

Any reactions from her about this?
Or is this all hapenning under her nose?
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>>671498730
Where the hell was everyone? My threads 404'ed before I could even post anything. Damn good work Smoke
>The postman
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Bumping
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>>671501786
I Don't Know if it's the same girl but another Thread posted this and it seemed to be her
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>People buying into this blatant, babby-first troll
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>>671501641

>exifbro

got it from her FAQ
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>>671501924
This 9gag place seems damn scary
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>smoke bro
>>671501884
>>671501924
Can you all consolidate what was posted in the other threads.
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Hot damn, I feel ridiculously inferior in comparison to Smoke. I got bump duty covered plus I will recall all of the gathered data
>The postman
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>>671501232
I'm looking for Wood Ranch. Closest one to Grasshopper I've found so far is in Virginia... so I'll keep looking.
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>>671502063
That thread is pretty much dead Because This one is more Progressive
Nothing was posted other than me Directing OP over here
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What's going on?
Explain for a anon like me?
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>smoke bro
>>671502044
Thank you my dear chap
>>671502163
Every contribution counts
>>671502178
Virginia huh? Doesn't seem likely keep looking chap
>>671502213
Ah, carry on then. do me a favor and see if this place offers cosmetology: Montserrat College of Art
>>671502378
We are trying to bring a manslaughter/ dog killer to justice or prove that this squirrel kin bitch is a hoax, either way we accomplish something.
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>>671498730
To recap all that the mighty Smoke has gathered for us
>Our only suspect of being Squirly is Natalie Bean on FB
>The largest clues we have are that Squirly admitted to working at a pet groomers in Massachusetts
>The next pit of shit is that Squirly also worked in a "cute" vegan place
>That narrowed it down to two places in the Massachusetts area Grasshopper and some Food Lab place that I cant remember the name of
That leaves us with Beans who lives and works in the very same area and one tough nut to crack
Commence the nut jokes
>Love, The postman
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>>671502063
Any leads on anything since Grasshopper? I feel as if I have been gone a long time
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>smoke bro
>>671502558
Not to mention the school where natalie goes to is less than an hours drive away from the pet shop.
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ANYWAY, Who the fuck said that they had art of Squirly's? Beans has art on her FB and it couldnt hurt to see if theyre similar
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>>671502713
Did Kaikura say she dropped out of college?
> /b/etective
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>>671502522
>slo/b/ro here

Wood ranch is a bust, nothing in Boston remotely close to that name, and no steakhouses in Cambridge
Back to square one
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>>671502816
It is possible she moved though.
> /b/tective
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This is pretty old and I'm surprised she isn't in prison for manslaughter yet or is her entire family and relatives nothing but cucks.
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>>671502808
I think she said in one post that she dropped out and works at that vegan place
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>>671501709
Yea that would be fucking hilarious
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How do we know this is not a troll? The stupidity that she posts has to be fake, come on
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Is this her art page?

/nataliebeanart/

Maybe we could work something out from this?
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>>671502816
Like I said earlier, the only one I found even close was in Virginia. She does say that her mom wen to dinner with her dad while squirrel was away... so maybe dad lives out of town? I don't recall many mentions of him, but could be wrong.
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>>671502892
Too far a leap of reasoning, and would then involve two states. Need to nail down something concrete for local cops to easily draw a line from A to B
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>>671499052
Obvious, yet clever troll is obvious, yet clever
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>>671502923

If her family/relatives didn't report her to the police then they all deserve her.
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Bumerino, I believe in this thread
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>>671503120
Maybe they didn't know.
> /b/etective.
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>>671503009
Ive been trying to get the art page of Squirly's but nobody seems to have any clue although I was certain that someone had a lead
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I think are best leads are the vegan places she may or may not have worked at. What was the one that is not Grasshopper?
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>Smoke bro
>>671502704
I'm about to call grasshopper right now.
>>671502808
She did, and said she was working at the vegan place, which i don't want to call in case she is still working there. but that is our only lead so far.
>>671503014
new Hampshire, we got two related beans both hailing from New hampshire.

>>671503110
AWAY naysayer!

kaitlyn bean and Mikayla lynn bean
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>>671502522
>slo/b/ro

Montserrat doesn't do cosmetology
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>>671503175
She has a link there to the Artists against Sleep page, for which Natalie Bean is an Admin. Is that worth anything?
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>>671503238
idk, i can backtrack and find it.
>>671503308
there is acommunity college right near brookline, google map it and find out.
>>671503309
been there before.
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>>671503309
Who fucking knows. Check it yourself or ill look at it myself. Your call
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>>671503296
I'm not a naysayer, per se, just playing devil's advocate. I've raged over that shitty tumblr before, like when she got her dog sick as shit on a vegan diet and then had it eat dead animals in the woods.

I think a part of me just doesn't want a person that thinks she's a squirrel to be real.
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>>671502558

/natalie.bean.319

This ain't her is it? Only Natalie Bean I could find on there that is in Boston.
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>>671498730
Sauce for gif plz?
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>>671503296
What are we going to do when we find this bitch?
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>>671503673
report to irl mods i.e. police
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>>671503458
This isnt working for me for some reason.
I think were all agreeing that it is the eighth one from the top when you go to FB without an account logged in
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>>671503673
Either report her to the feds or spam with porn and gore. Or both.
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>>671503296
I've decided to help because I'm sick and bored.
I looked into a hellopoetry.com page under Natalie Bean, and there was a poem about squirrels. It's a bit of a coincidence, but maybe, just maybe its our gal.
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>>671503757
I vote both maybe even squirrel gore
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>>671503673
Report to authorities
>cops
>aspca if necessary
>psyche ward if necessary
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>>671503791
Great find. Youll be a valuable /b/rother
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>>671503905
Psyche ward is necessary
> /b/etective
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>smoke bro
>>671503673
we decide once we find her.
>>671503791
Keep going with this, look for something that screams ASTRAL PROJECTION. you are >p/b/ro
>>671502816
What if it's any ole smokehouse, There is one right across from the clover food lab,, close to the brookline pet store thing.
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>>671503579
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/133218153327
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>>671503791
>name for reference
I.e
>smoke bro for example
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>>671504011
Wait, I remember something about ASTRAL PROJECTION on her FB page.
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>>671504011

>exifbro

Once we've narrowed down a state and preferably a city, we need to cross-reference deaths as well.
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>>671503791
>dead poet
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>>671504107
We have massachusetts in boston. > /b/etective
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>>671503167
/b/tective
I'm currently away from home and I'm banned at my home IP because asshole siblings, you got a kik or something so i can contribute in some way

>slo/b/to
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>>671504011
Look up Natalie Bean Art
Her page is covered with it
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>>671504107
I've been looking through obituaries trying to find a last name Bean with a daughter Natalie, no luck so far.
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>>671504245
On FB of course
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>>671504241
Misspelled nickname but no matter

>slo/b/ro
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>>671504107
Wouldn't a prescription dating work.
Simply find who has/had the mothers disease and find the general vicinity of where she lives in accordance to where the pharmacy is located.
>inb4 I make another nut joke
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>>671504241
No I don't sorry
> /b/etective.
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>>671504088
>>671504011
>>671504314
Heres a taste of it
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>>671504245
Looking for art directly posted by squirrely to compare for reasonable similarities. So far I've only found someone offering her fan art, and a reblog of someone at an art exhibit.
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I have to head out, Godspeed /b/ros, fuck this bitch up
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>>671504387
https://www.facebook com/nataliebeanart/
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>>671504465
It shall be capped.
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>>671504373
Sigh ANYONE? smoke bro? Lonely postmam?

>slo/b/ro
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>>671503940
>>671504011
Thanks, fellas. So, there's also an instagram and a tumblr

https://www.instagram.com/magikbean/
http://magikbean.tumblr.com/

The instagram doesn't really have anything that flags her as our gal, though it is mostly artsy fartsy pics from a camera phone and the tumblr is mostly quotes and other garbage.

But, I done and found an email, though:
[email protected]

Maybe one of you compy-savvy fuckers can backtrace it.

>>p/b/ro
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>>671504416
If you think it is original by her rip it and give us a looksee
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>Smoke Bro
>>671504107
I think with these recent developments
i.e
>>671504088
>>671503791
t's safe to say Cambridge, Ma
seeing as how that is literally the only brookline grooming in existence.
>>671504307
For this you want to look in
New Hampshire, East Hampstead, or Londonberry, i would go with londonberry first.

AND someone find me were she explicitly says Brookline grooming, because that's what we are basing all this off of.
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>>671504552
>The postman is always here
>The postman will always be here
I just dont feel that its beneficiary to mark every post of mine
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>>671504245

Saw that also, but when looking through it, she mentioned celebrating her 69th.

That's if it's the same Natalie Bean Art
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>>671504703
Depends if she's transferring this squirrel kin shit to her art.
>then there would be more "squirly" things to the art in question
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>>671504703
Indeed it is
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Why doesn't one of you guys make an attempt to get close to her? Compliment her blog under the guise of being a polygnder moosekin or some shit. Just find a way to get her stupid ass to give out info that will confirm what you know as opposed to something that might be suspicious i.e. Mention you live in the same area and if she would recommend that vegan place she works at or something I dont know.
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>>671504582
Fuck I totally see that she said that in the last thread. It definitely seemed like she was bating though. Nobody just gives info out like she did
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>>671504663
Care to give me a hand good man?
Refer to >>671504241

>slo/b/ro
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>>671504561
if this is the same girl, she went to see a play in a place called Watertown, MA. It was a little over a year ago, though.
>nutty professor
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For future reference, she didnt move out voluntarily...
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>>671499233
I want sauce fore my steak pls
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>>671504945
>>671504582
>>671504981
This moosekin bait is crazy enough to work
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>>671504945
To follow up on this, you guys should always be maintaining a multi gender somethingkin account on tumblr for this reason.
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>>671505026
That is definitely hear. I looked at too many of her FB selfies and I can recognize that ridiculous haircut anywhere
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>>671504945
Already done. Asked a question through her ask me on tumblr regarding art and whether or not she has any posted. This might be a long haul operation, social engineering required
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>>671505097
>>671505099
This'll only work if one of us has an account with a history of tumblrina bullshit, otherwise it's suspicious as fuck.
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>>671499052
G0ys, this is a elaborated troll. Don't fall for it.
She would be in prison by know... the family would have reported it...
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>>671505184
Careful not to fuck it up though, she seems to be aware that the great hacker Forchong has set his sights on her
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>>671505184
She kill her mom /b/ruh. Socially engineer the shit out of this.
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>>671505232
Well does anyone have one??
Or do we have to reach out?
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>smoke bro
>>671504945
>>671505099
this is a good idea.
>>671505026
there was definitely a mention of goin to see a play. find it.
Also, can someone narrow down the year of her mothers death? It'll really help focus my FB stalking.

If you guys get any hunches, fucking back that shit up from her blog, screenshots have been saved people. find that shit.

>>671505184
Nice fucking work.
>>671505266
Not if they are trying to protect their mentally troubled family member, and honestly how would they know? her mother did not even realize and they were her pills.
>>671505372
someone is already on it.
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>>671504981

>exifbro

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/99746677831/im-employed

Here we go
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>>671504582
I've look through the obituaries for the Londonberry Times from present to 2013. No Beans listed.

>>p/b/ro
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Has anyone done an obituary notice search for her mother?
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>>671505232
I have one for this purpose but unfortunately I'll be too busy with irl things soon and won't have the time. If you guys are still at it and I see more related threads tonight I'll make an attempt and dump what I get. I'll be the dude posting TnA with everything. Lol.
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>>671505405

>exifbro

The post mentioning her mother's death was dated December 22, 2015.
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>>671505405
Death was December of 2015
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>>671502558
Have you considered she is lying for attention on her blog?
You could look for any vegan place that she would ideally like to work for and a generic steakhouse that has been renamed to a popular one so people aren't like "what the fuck is that" When she blogs about it?
That's what I'd do if I was trying to bullshit people
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Does she have a sister? Or any other relatives besides her parents?
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>>671505444
>>671505405
>>671505555
Quads....
>died just before Christmas too
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>>671499052
If she is serious we need to fucking kill this bitch, make her life hell.
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>>671505414
That fucking juicy info. Damn fine work
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>>671505647
Who would openly say their related to a fucktard that think she's a squirrel .
Her parents are sorta dead locked into saying they are related
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>>671505673
That's so fucking sad man
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>>671505641
See >>671504945
The point of that plan is ascertain whether or not she is trolling, legit or sniff out legit info.
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>>671505724
I'd be happy watching her get locked in the nut house and forced to acknowledge that she is not a fucking squirrel
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>>671505444
In regards to her mother, isn't it mentioned that her parents were divorced? If I'm wrong ignore me but maybe her mother took on another name other then bean after the divorce?
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>>671505414
[Posted October 11th, 2014 at 11:53 AM
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>>671505503
I have along with at least one other person and no luck so far. I've looked through Massachusetts and New Hampshire and no hits for the time frame.

There's a chance that her mom and dad were divorced so mom might have been back to using her maiden name or that of a new husband. Need more details at this point.
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>>671505840
Well correction
>parent
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Time for me to leave all, I will lurk when I get the chance but don't expect posts.
> /b/etective.
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One of her followers in insta had the same last name of Bean.
Coincidence?
Also she posted a pic of her plate
>nutty professor
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>>671504998
>>671504241
Im not tech savy in that sense. There is nothing I can do about that except go to a Wendys or Taco Bell and use that free wifi on a mobile
device
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>>671505641
One way or the other, we win. Proven to be a troll? No more time wasted on her. Proven to be real? Lulz as she's carted off to the funny farm
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>>671506100
WHOOOOA. Moved from NH.
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>>671499382
Of course it is. Can't believe these fucking retards think it's anything but that. 9/11 troll though for sure.
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>>671506100
followed the facebook of katie, but i don't have an insta, go back to dec 2015 of katie. look for mentions of a Susan bean. It's katie's mother. possibly natalies'a aunt. either way someone was bound to be at the funeral.
>>671505630
>>671505673
>>671505444

thanks guys, Imma call back to that brookline.
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>>671505922
I can't recall if they're divorced. If so, we should resweep the obits again.

p/b/ro
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>>671506358
The plot thickens
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>>671506430
Narrow down to dec/15, jan/16. Obit might have been delayed by the holidays.
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They at least grew up together.
>nutty professor
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>smoke bro
>>671506430
Hmm, since we know the death was in Dec 2015, i suggest you peruse them more carefully.
>>671506358
Is also me.
>>671506287
yes katie lives in boston now, city manager or smthn like that.
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>>671506358
I'll start looking through the obits again, having the name Susan might be a big help.
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>Identifies as squirrel
>vegan because squir....

But squirrels do meat, the also are cannibals at times
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Everyone is doing legitimate investigating and im just bumping the thread
Life 'eh?
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>>671499052
>mom has pills that keep her alive
>replaces them with placebos
>because gelatin from cow bones
nigga what
how can you be this dumb?
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>>671499052

I-is this for really?
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>>671507146
yes
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>>671506946
Pray for the children anon.
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Lets keep it rolling
Im reading everything I can get my hands on on her trumbler
Her madness has no end
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>>671498730
This means 2 things.
Her face is out there
And she fears us
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>>671499805
Jesus Fucking Christ
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>>671507531
Don't get too deep into her mind anon. Once you're in, there's no coming back.
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I used to live in allston. There is also a vegan place my buddy used to prep cook called life alive in Cambridge. Might be worth looking into
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>smokebro,

once i call this place and see if there was indeed a Natalie Bean working there then she is confirmed squirelly girl. the lady said call back around nine, it's only eight local time. Intrestingly i found another vegan cafe... want to know what the name of it is? VO2 vegan cafe. once we confirm or bust the status of natalie bean as squirrel girl we move on to phase two.
The long troll. we got
>otherkinanon
who has a troll account on tmblr in contact with her. Social engineering will commence.

>the street signs have started.
Also,
>p/b/ro can you link where you find her poetry?
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>>671507475
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Can't currently contribute with searches but I'll be bumping until there's succes
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>>671507684
Not p/b/ro, but it was http://hellopoetry.com/natalie-bean/
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>>671506100

Just found a Kaitlyn Bean on FB, also goes by Katie, and looks A LOT like this chick.

/bean.k

Moved from New Hampshire to Boston
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> Thinking this is anything but brilliant satire
> 2016
> ISHYGDDTdiggydoo
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>>671507684
http://hellopoetry.com/natalie-bean/
There you go, bro.
Also, I've looked through the death records for New Hampshire, and found no beans, but four Susans that died in December.

http://death-records.mooseroots.com/

>>p/b/ro
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some hours ago i saw this woman in a SJW hate thread. still don't really believe i hadn't seen her shit before and am still in utter disbelief, that we are looking at anything but a troll.

lurking to see if it can be proven she is indeed a troll
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>>671507651
Im filled with glee. Youre so willing to do whatever it takes to solve this case
You the only person on this site that I truely respect
>The postman
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>>671507744
Anything helps
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>>671507967
Is possible her mother changed her name after the divorce.
My mother did
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Pretty sure this post of hers is b8, especially the 'secret group on tunblr' part.
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>>671507967
Search the ones who still have a fb account, it will drop down the numbers.
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>>671508127
That's what I'm thinking. Unfortunately, the listings are all super vague. Could just be lack of good journalism, or maybe a shamed family is keeping their tard out of the limelight.

>>p/b/ro
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>>671508221
I know what you mean but to me it's just as confusing as the other 'posts' of her. I am 50/50 between trolling on a super high level and being completely fucked in the head, also on a very high lever
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Pic related is one from the Kaitlyn Bean I found on FB, and it also has a comment from a Susan Bean, so it looks like we are onto a winner there.

Again, FB profile is /bean.k
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>>671508388
Checking out Susan's FB? That may be the lead we need
Also chceked
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>>671508282
I'm the other/b/ro that has been looking through the obits and whatnot. I had to step away and take care of work shit for a bit, but I'm hopping back in.
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Fuck it, going for a dubs roll
>The postman
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>>671508557
A swing and a miss
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>>671508388

>exifbro
that Susan Bean is alive, tho.
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>>671508388
I just found this not sure if it helpful

https://pipl.com/search/?q=katieabean&l=&sloc=&in=5
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>>671508388
On her about page she states "i’m a plus-size lady and proud of it! body positivity is important to me."
could be lies but sheee i dunno
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>>671508614
Still worth looking into it. Goal is to prove troll or psycho. One way or another, she's exposed. Keep in mind that there are real people who interact with this thing.
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>>671508503

Fuck! May have a winrar! Susan Bean is friends with a Natalie Bean, and Katie Bean!

Susan Bean profile - /susan.bean.937
Kaitlyn Bean - /bean.k
Natalie Bean - /n.jeanbean

Natalie also works at dog grooming place, went to art college etc.

Check it anons!
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>>671498730
Somebody could create a pastebin where we could pile all info we have on her. Could be a useful tool to help us gather what we find. Unfortunately i don't have the time atm. But i Will be lurking.
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>>671508740
Also Have these
https://pipl.com/search/?t=Y2NkY2JjYzc4YjdmOWYzZjY1MzAyNDg1N2M5YWY2MDU2YTQ0NWEwYWJhZGYyMjEw&in=8&l=&q=katieabean&sloc=&avatar=avatar-6&avatar=avatar-1

https://pipl.com/search/?t=OTVjYTgwZGVkMTZlZWM1MTVmZDA1MzEwYjg1OTdlYzNlZjBmOWMxMGY3Y2IyODM4&in=8&q=katieabean&sloc=&l=&avatar=avatar-6
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>FatFaggot

>>671508855
>/susan.bean.937
Checked
Nice work
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>>671508740
Found her boyz
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>>671508855
Checked
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>>671498730
Sauce on gif?
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>>671508740
>https://pipl.com/search/?q=katieabean&l=&sloc=&in=5

>>I went through her twitter feed, and it didn't have any sort of sad tweets in Dec. @015, definitely nothing about a death in the family. But, the posting seems to almost all be liberalfag content.
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>>671509061
It's this fat piece of shit?

Why am I even surprised though
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>>671509091
See
>>671499233
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>>671509061
As much as I want to believe that. This whale is from Utah
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>>671509061
plus size indeed. well done /b/ro
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>>671508855
Nice dubs, nice detective work!

p/b/ro
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I spammed her "ask box" with obscene shit. Am I doing this right?
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>smoke bro
>>671508614
her last post was after the funeral, you know what i am a damn idiot. someone look up where natalie was from. Susan is likely Natalie's aunt, not mother.
>>671508855
covered this already, where i got the names from anyway. try to find a link to a "Mikayla Lynn Bean"
It's just after nine there i'm calling now.
>>671508976
can some one do this and earn the title
>pastbro

also people quit naming yourselves, it's confusing as alll hell for me when names pop our of nowhere. I didn't sleep tonight and it's 5 am. make this easy for me.
>>671509061
We'll put this in out back pocket for now. it's definitely another lead. If the call comes up nothing then we pursue this one.
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So this is the Natalie Bean we are looking for it seems, taken straight from her FB
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/b/etective here I can't post but I'm lurking when I can
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>>671509267
no man. we need to be calculated about this. i mean sure she knows we're fucking with her but it would be nice if it wasn't so obvious.
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>>671509267
Too soon.
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>>671502044
>I identify as a squirrel

People these days I swear to christ.
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wat
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>>671509326
she's not plus-sized, though--is she? at least not tumblr-class plus-sized?

>>671509335
looks like you're posting bro
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>>671509326
I don't know man. I've never seen a squirrel wearing lipstick before.
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>>671509531

Kek, well if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig!
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Found this shit.
https://twitter.com/BeanGiggle333
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>>671509267

For once, that's not the answer. Gotta do shit like, "As a squirrelkin, where do you go to feel one with yourself, for lack of a better phrase? I got to Turner Falls Nature Reserve when I want to feel like I'm part of the pack (Proud Wolfkin)"

Or shit like that. If we can find out where she likes to be a tard at, we can track down her whereabouts.

>>p/b/ro
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https://mobile.twitter.com/beansue2

So that's Sue bean on twitter.
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Found a picture /b/ros
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>>671509322
Im in that boat but it is 9:30 where I am. I rather like the titles. It improves moral and will give quick reconnoiter of other /b/ros on future threads
>Love, The postman
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Someone make a new bread before this one dies
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>>671509618
I've seen lipstick on pigs though.Go out drinking in Manchester UK. Loads of them.
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>>671509467

Another pic. Doesn't exactly look small.
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>>671509435
shit dude did you even read the post this thread is on about? this one:
>>671499052

tumblr "identification" shit pales in comparison (if it's real, of course)
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>>671509322

No Mykala, but there is also a Stella Bean
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>>671509681

Kek
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>>671509752
>Doesn't exactly look small.

Ugly as fuck is what that looks like and I am normally not even bothered by ugly shits. This woman just actually triggers me, as apparently raging at shit is called nowadays
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guys we really havent estabished that otherkins are usually batshit insane and not really accountable for what they do?
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>>671509681
Photo of /B/'s finger violating her safe space
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>>671509733
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>>671509911
>>>671509911
>>>671509911
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Ok, I'm the one checking FB, so I'll go by the name Stalker /b/ro
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>>671509676
https://mobile.twitter.com/njbean93

And Natalie as well. Look at that shit. Is she wearing a fucking squirrel hat?
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Another possibility, does look very tumblr esque
fb /kaitlyn.bean.9/photos?source_ref=pb_friends_tl
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>>671509061
this chick went to and is a supervisor at BYU. squirrelkin isnt religious
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>>671510194
The other kaitlyn bean is following her
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>>671510400
Meant to reply to >>671510150
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>>>>671509911
>>>>671509911
>>>>671509911
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>>671509752
>>671509326

These are NOT the same person.
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>>671498730
Where you got the gif op?
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>slo/b/ro here

I made a hub where we can post all we know for easier storage and organisation

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~Slobro/OPnutcase
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>>671509681
Hahaha
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>>671511945
Noone here anymore, post it on the other thread.
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bump for operation: bust a nut
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>>671499837
People are voting for trump. I don't think she's trolling
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