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Secrets thread. We all have at least one, let it out.

I'll start: I once had sexual relations with a fairly popular female youtuber. She said if I ever came out about it publicly, she'd claim it was rape and charge me.
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My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
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I secretly fantasize about being raped.
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>>671484721
I hope she actually does get raped.
I also secretly have a crush on OP.
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>>671484830
Hold on, bby. I'm coming over.
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When I was 11 I fucked a 10 year old, She grew up yo be a massive skank, never told anyone. Might of been younger as it was a long time ago.
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I just want to die, but I don't want people to have the satisfaction of my death.
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I fucked a midget for about 3 years. She was 50y old, I was 30y. Hot sex, wet as hell and she always swallowed my sperm.
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I like to jerk of on parking lots where women pass by. I always try to cum just when they pass by.
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I fucked an autist for about 3 years. He was 30 years old, I was 50. Kinda rough, never with a condom, always had to make him stop or he'd go forever
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>>671484830
I openly fantasize about raping.

something like 40% of girls have some kind of rape fantasy, and a higher percentage of men. Even if we don't talk about it it's one of the most common kinks.
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>>671484803
YOU EVERY TIME YOU!
first post every time is you.
I almost feel bad.
I almost feel like I know you because you post this on every secret thread.

It must really bother you.
Greentext that shit
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>>671485415
>>671485631
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My friend's slutty daughter let me finger her in the back of her car.
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>>671484721
I secretly hate most of my close friends.
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>>671485645
what are you talking about, that's the first time I've posted in one of these threads
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>>671484721
>sexual relations
am dubious
>woman threatens to accuse rape
i believe it
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>>671485773

nope
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>>671485825
LIES!
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>>671485351
implying anybody gives a fuck if you're alive
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>>671484721
I only care about her when we have sex.
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I masturbate at work regulary
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>>671484721
Sure you did op
And you aren't a faggot either
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I once lied about having sexual relations with a famous female youtuber. Nobody would believe me IRL so I had to tell the internet instead.
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>>671484721
My mom's mom tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
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I tried to get my baby brother to breast feed from me as a teenager to know what it felt like
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>>671484721
my friends car tried to back me into my moms finger
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>>671484721
I ate someone's food out of the fridge once.
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i enjoy her face and how it was featured in a recent playboy :)
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>>671484721
I once had platonic relations with a fairly popular male viner. He said if I ever came out about it publicly, he'd claim it was sexual and prank me.
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>>671486382
https://youtu.be/wiOZcKEwPes?t=8s
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I've got three girls who call me daddy. I don't have any children.
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One time I farted getting off a crowded elevator as it was going up with 10 other floors lit.
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One time I was a famous female youtuber and I liked to rape neckbeard faggots and lie about it.
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>>671484721
You can use furniture polish to make a seatbelt that doesn't retract all the way work again by pulling it all the way out and rubbing the polish at the top.
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i used to be a tumblr sjw
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>>671484721
I have the weirdest guess of her being iJustine
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she got me into pawgs :/
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My first time was with two girls in a bath tub... and I couldn't finish. Also, this was two years ago, and I haven't had sex ever since.
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>>671486590
fem anon lmfao
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im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been for a few months, we fuck pretty much every day. Took her v on her 13th bday. she is way hotter than her sister, friend would be really jealous if he knew
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i have 700+MB of audio recordings that will ruin a bunch of lives. they deserve it. it's gonna be more fun than anything else i've ever done.
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>>671486535

don't ever speak in public, the world is fucked up enough
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>>671487091
I know, I was just reminded of that scene
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>>671486915

THAT'S A MAN, STUPID, LOOK AT HER HANDS
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>>671487156
appreciated
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Fap to my lil sister
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>>671487118
audio of what? from where?
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>>671487150

but if i do then the world might learn the truth >_>
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>>671487118
smells like file dumping time.
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>>671486848

OP here

Nope
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>>671484721
I have a strange attraction to death
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>>671484721
Roughly how many subs? Don't need to be exact, just like 100k, 1mil, 2.2mil, etc.
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I like to post nudes of my girlfriend but dislike the cuck vibes I get from the share threads. So it's always bittersweet.
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>>671484721
I'm a soviet sleeper agent
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>>671488066
Well you don't need to be as specific as putting in the ".2" or anything.

>also self-check
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WehaSec allverets? Dafuq that supposed to mean
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>>671488040
how so? ages?
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>>671488040
I thought women peed out of there butts.
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I secretly want the NSA to figure out I'm on a new IP.
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I found out one of my old girlfriends was cheating on me with a friend. I hired another friend who had chlamydia to try and fuck her and needless to say she has it and he's in jail for not informing her before the sex.
Shit friend anyways.
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I have dissociative identity disorder.
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>>671484830
This is also my fetish.
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>>671487449

OP here

That wasn't me.
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>>671484721
fuck off with your faggot thread, every single day, all day there is one of these pieces of shit going. It's like you're trying to find shit to black mail people with somehow. Just fuck off.
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>>671488963
>>671487449
>the tale of the invisible OP
This is why /b/ needs IDs back
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>>671488963
What the fuck, real OP here, why is everyone trying to impersonate me?
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>>671489184
Wtf guys, stop derailing my thread. Op Here.
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>>671489159

OP here

It was Anna Akana
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>>671488949
>>671488963

Wasn't me either
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>>671488141

Lies
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>>671487449
>>671488963
>>671489159
>>671489184
>>671489325
>>671489336

Alright goddamn it, real OP here, only two of these are me
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>>671489159
OP here

this was me
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Here's one. I feel kind of guilty, and I don't know what to do some advice would help

First girl I fucked gave my Gonhorrea.
Got clean.
tested again to be safe.

Since then I've been too embaarassed to tell any other girl ive been with that I've even had unprotected sex.

Is this okay?
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>>671489642

Are you OP?
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>>671489717
Yes

>no
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ITT:
>we are all OP.
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>>671489717
"WILL THE REAL OP, PLEASE STAND UP"
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>>671489642
also, i'm OP
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>>671489642

Yeah I'm OP, but seriously what are your thoughts on this /b/ros?
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when i was in middle school, for the first month and a half i unknowingly used the girls restroom because there was no sign on or near the door.
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>>671489336

Wait, is this real?

Cuz I could totally see this
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>>671490221
Yes it is (OP)
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>>671490014

Don't have sex any more, just use /b/
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OP here

Just got eels inserted into my ass and farted them out and some other chick ate them

Weirdest shit, anyone got the vid? I heard it's already pretty popular
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>>671490295
Well, not when you arent aware of who it's for. someone finally got the balls to tell me i was going in the wrong restroom. I went to a poor school so the lack of urinals didnt surprise me.
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>be me, 12 yo
>be female
>in school
>3 dogs constantly barking
>parents don't do shit
>grab box cutter within arm reach
>slice the closest dogs throat
>stabbed the other dog 4 times
>quickly subdued by teacher
>police was called
>I was arrested
> 3 years in mental hospital
>moved To the other side of the country
>the end
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>>671484721
I convinced a kid to commit suicide when I was younger, for the sole purpose to see if I could. I hate myself for what I did.
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I fucked a prostitute last night.

I'm 19 and IMO 8.5-9/10 looks wise.

Just got bored that I hadnt had sex for ages and remembered I have about 5 grand saved, so just did it.

Paid 70 pounds and went to a surprisingly clean flat in east london. Im about 90% sure she was a crackhead / sex trade.

She was polish and could barely speak english and said no kissing or blowjob cause she had a mouth infection (so yeah drugs definitely)

Also wasnt allowed to do anal which pissed me off.

All in all I regretted it more last night, dont really give a fuck now.

I also didnt cum which sucks.

I would do it again tbh, just with an actual hot girl that lets me pound dat ass not a weird polish east london crackhead.

I guess I'm happy cause I can just add it to my list of fucked up / interesting stories
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>>671487449
>>671488963
>>671489336
>>671489528
>>671489717
>>671490221

what if these all really were OP?
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>>671484721

one of my mother's ex-boyfriends used to show me porn and fuck me. i was 10.

>boner spoiler: im a male.
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>>671491139
kill that nigga
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>>671491139
>>671491210

samefag.
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>>671491139
I lowkey think about 60% of people in society have been molested in some way
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A few days ago i took the virginity of my sister's 12yo best friend. sex wise it wasnt great, was super gentle but it still hurt her a lot. She cried almost whole time, mostly just made out while i was all the way in her.
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>>671491314
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>>671491314
no it wasnt idiot :S
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>>671491386
>>671491314

samefag
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>>671485645
the OP of that secret is/was a regular lurker on the threads. But posting that secret has become sort of a meme now so it's not her.
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>>671490956
barking dogs, mang

high test?
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>>671491460
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>>671490956
shit. are you ok now? Was this a one-off or had you done similar shit before?
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>>671491568
What is a high test?
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I want a baby girl so I can molest her, also have sex with my dog sometimes.
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>>671491696
I never killed a dog before. But I have killed animals before
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>>671491356
This sounds hot, But then im reminded of the elephant in the room. -12-
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>>671491796
what the fuck is wrong with white people
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I once fingered my friends daughter on her car
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>>671491828
It was 4 years ago
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>>671491817
what animals?
...and since? do you consider yourself 'cured' now?

Would you kill a person if you could get away with it?
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>>671491817

you got issues bro. seek help, or you will end up in jail for life at some point.

>if you get caught.
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>>671491899
Still 12 at the time, Not judging you though bro. Do what you want lol.
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>>671491796
I assume you're a single guy, right?
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>>671491917
Mostly rabbits.
I think so
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>>671491636
>>671491386

samefag
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>>671491917
And I wasn't diagnosed with anything
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>>671492065
just stop man, youre getting on my nerves
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>>671484721
I've been sleeping with a former friend's wife for a couple months now. We've told each other we're done fucking a couple times, but the longest we last is two weeks apart.

Her husband recently had surgery, and can't have sex. On saturday, she came over to watch a movie, got into an argument with him over text, and ended up sleeping with me again. After we were done, she says to me "I haven't had an orgasm in two weeks."

Two weeks ago was the last time we fucked.
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>>671492019
>>671492086
They held you in a mental hospital for 3 years with no diagnosis?

how did you kill rabbits?
Do you generally like animals?

Do you have a normal sex life?
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>>671491954
I m 16 now
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>>671484721
>we ha sec all ve rets
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My crush started dating this guy who's in the friend group. He's always been a dick to me since day one so my crush and I got shit faced one night and fucked. Best part is none of us remember, and he has no idea. the only evidence was another friend saying she went back to my house with me and waking up to finding a used condom.
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>>671484721
Which youtuber was it?

Why would she claim rape anyway?

This is why I secretly record all my sexual encounters.
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>>671492065
>>671492101

OP here. This was all me.
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>>671491139
are you OP?
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>>671484803
Fucking again?
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>>671491957
Single girl, yes.
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>>671486291
You mean your grandma?
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I rape little girls
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>>671492132
>On saturday, she came over to watch a movie

kek. you mean "she came over to fuck but needed an excuse to fuck again so she picked a fight with him".

seriously bro. you are no friend, and she is a whore. marry her so she can do the same shit to you.
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>>671492143
I would buy them at a store
I guess normal I am stil a virgin
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>>671492209
>none of us remember
then how can you post about it?
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>>671492276
Its okay. Me and my gf fuck her 7 year old neice regularly anally. Having a kid is a good option for that
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>>671492389
True
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>>671492276
>Single girl, yes.

Im calling bullshit. Tiem stamped tits if so.

>for science.
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>>671490956
Your personality sounds kinda hot
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>>671492276
single girl not guy? What sort of dog do you fuck?

You only like a baby girl not a boy?
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>>671492469

brool story co. stop trying to trigger the normies.
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my secret: I'm not OP
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>>671484721
i have 2 gfs one in my hometown, and one at university.. i also bang bitches at parties and from tinder pretty regularly
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>>671492493
Well thank you
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>>671492276
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>>671492589
Not even trying to. Can find proof on magic kingdom forums on le tor
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>>671492209
>4chan
>friends
>fuck with a girl

cut the shit, fag
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>>671492373
Nah, I was reading the texts. He was being a whiny bitch and trying to guilt trip her. Overall, really manipulative behavior. She got upset, so I made a move.
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>>671489642
I got the clapps twice. I don't tell people unless they ask.
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>>671492380
have you done it since?
Are you basically 'normal' apart from that?
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>>671492611
i caught HPV from tinder bitches.

will probably never have sex again.

>fucking filthy whore.
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>>671492143
anons don't have a sex life
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>>671492688

>le tor

downloading that shit will put your ass on a list. no thanks.

how old are you anyways?

have you always been that way?
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>>671488704

Chlamydia is curable. Why the fuck is he just roaming around with it?
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>>671492495
Got a white labrador, and I prefer girls- got more holes.
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>>671490956
want to be my girlfriend
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>>671492765
No mainly because I couldn't get any animals that wouldn't be missed.
No I m not "normal"
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I have sex with a 40+ Cougar
I'm 25 the street is pretty unassuming.

It all started after she moved in to the neighbourhood and threw a welcome party. We fuck twice a month
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>>671492797
which group of hpv? a lot f them is harmless
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>>671491817
Yeah meto but thats because a demonic entity was influencing me to do so.

>>671484721
I was under heavy demonic influence and had no clue from the ages of ?-25.
Found out when my gf was possessed by it. Really scary shit man. Ever be a grown man an not sleep without the lights on?
Can answer questions if anyone cares
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>>671484721
I eat my boogers :^)
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>>671492923
Me and gf 23. And I guess. I just remember being 10 and horny looking on kazaa for cp cause i wanted porn of girls my age at the time. Just never grew out of it. Thats not to say im not attracted to regular females. I am. I just like younger too.
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>>671492978
Fuck of faggot
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>>671484721
I plan on beating a random woman over the head with a crowbar late at night in the coming weeks
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i want to slip my wife something to help her sleep and invite some guys over to have fun with her
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>>671493107
>I have sex with a 40+ Cougar
>I'm 25 the street is pretty unassuming.

Thats nothing to brag about. I was fucking a teacher in high school and she had a girl my age. (I was 16) Women that age are easy as fuck provided they trust you enough you wont say shit. Cause most stupid faggots end up bragging to their friends.

It probably helped a lot that I didnt have many friends and prefered to lay low even in crowds. But serriously, any teen fag can fuck a cougar if they put in even a little effort. Its the law the women are scared of.
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>>671484721
We ha Sec all ve rets
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my tried once momed my car's finger in the mom of my back.
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I'm addicted to masturbation and would fuck anything given the chance
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When they stay at my place, I let my 7 and 9yo nephews watch me and my gf fuck, also let them shower with us. their parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably kill me if they found out.
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>>671493434
e-even me anon?
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>>671493143
>which group of hpv? a lot f them is harmless

the one that gives you tiny warts. very small. even the doctor said "im surprised you noticed them."

anyways, havent had sex in 2 years now. will probably stay abstinent for the rest of my life. I feel dirty as fuck.
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>>671493430
you're not funny and Im sure people tell you this in real life
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>>671493477
You're a piece of shit
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>>671493524
I honestly would.
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>>671493195

are you strictly lesbo?

also, does your gf like the same shit you do?
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>>671493535
It's sad that you have to resort to anonymous comments on the internet for your retorts that you never could use face to face with someone.

I'm not even that guy.
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>>671493565
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>671493529
meh be happy you havent got something like hpv16 instead of being a whiny little bitch
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>>671493611
How often do you mastrubate?
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>>671493565
thanks for info Dr Phil!
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>>671493795
3-5 times a day
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>>671493679
Im not that other fucking chick. Im a dude lol and yeah she does. She likes anything im into. More of a fear of abondment issue with this bitch so she will do anything
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A few years back I used to crossdress and let much older men fuck me in nasty ways in public, mostly in forest parts where gay men would go cruising.
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>>671493836
Wow
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>>671493723
I obviously hit a nerve
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>>671493896
Central parks ramble?
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>>671493795
Addict here( other anon ninja'd me)
3-10 times a day
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I'm gay but fantasized fucking my niece who was a few years younger than me.

Deep down I have self hatred of myself & feel life is too short.

I don't have that many secrets.

>>671493611

are you a qt anon?
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>>671490963

details?
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>>671493971
No, Europe.
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>>671493979
I'd like to think so ;)
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>>671490956
They should keep you locked up faggot
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>>671494078
what is your max bench & squat?
Can you surf?
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>>671493870

you're gonna get caught bro. she's gonna tell someone at some point you been probing her poop hole, and then some nigger is gonna probe yours and drop a big load of AIDS inside it.

enjoy it while it lasts. and start stretching your anus for whats coming.

>pic related.
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>>671494051
Dutch?
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>>671492966
I bet it's a Lou
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>>671494146
No clue to all
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>>671494181
Ive been to prison before for check fraud. Its not so bad. Then again federal is different and i would probably refuse protective custody so idk probably yeah
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>>671494271
sorry anon, if you don't lift you probably aren't /fit/ qt material for me.
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My boyfriend and I eat human flesh once a month.
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>>671492161
>dear administrators of this internet website
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>>671484803
My moms car tried to finger me in the back of her friend
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>>671494359
I don't lift but I'm strong :(
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>>671494379
Faggot
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When I was 12 I fucked 14 year old girl when playing truth or dare. The girl is the local police now.
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I argue with people that the world is flat to try and keep myself relevant because my primary means of doing it isn't working out. Also, I'm an attention whore.
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>>671494741

you were 12 faggot. thats not impressive at all.

not even a fucking secret. you can just tell that to everyone.
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>>671492966
hmm. You like filling holes do you?
Any real experience with little ones?
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I say I make better pizza with better ingredients, but my ingredients are no better than others.
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>>671493103
in what way are you not normal?
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>>671494741
Jason, you?
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>>671494878
holy shit papa johns here you guys
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>>671494891
My emotions are fucked up
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>>671495141
how? Which emotions?
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>>671494188
Nordic, currently living in Sweden.
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>>671495141
>>671495189
Faggots kiss already
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I got jealous of my brother having a girl friend when we were younger, so I would jack him off when I'd babysit him to get him to like me. Now he's an addict, jobless and in therapy because of me.
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>>671495210
Jag har en stor kuk, och du mig liten pojke?
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>>671495189p
Fear and empathy
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>>671493182
What's your story /b/ro
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I'm a policegirl.. back when i was 14 this local 12 yo faggot tried to stick his tiny dick into my bellybutton. I think he was an autist.
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>>671495231

you sound like a total 4channer.

good job anon.
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>>671495390
you don't feel them? either of them?

do you feel other emotions? Like joy, sexual desire, sadness, jealousy etc?
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>>671495414
>policegirl
Time to quit watching anime and get some sleep anon-kun.
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>>671495357
I didn't really care about dick size, what was more important was that they were old, fat and disgusting. I get off on extremely naughy things.

I'm in a relationship with a woman now, so I'm guessing those days are over.
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>>671494818
>>671495414
Why are you so salty over this? Did something bad happen, anon?
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>>671495495
>bitches love cannons
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Sometimes I think that the only reason I'm still alive is because I know it would kill my mom if I killed myself. My dad died when I was four, and I don't think she could take anymore, nor could my sister. Also my grandma needs someone to look after her, and if I were gone there wouldn't be anyone able to do that.

But at the same time, I just feel like everything is pointless sometimes, you know? And it's not really a sad feeling, nor a defeatist sentiment, it's more than sometimes I just don't want to keep going on.

I have BPD tho, so that explains that. Doesn't make it any better tho.

>inb4 do it anon
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>>671495484
I only really feel jealousy and anger
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>>671492966
Sure would be fun to stuff used little girl panties in your mouth while I fucked you in the ass.
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>>671495603
With Netflix
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>>671494426
pics 4 proof anon, you know how the internet works...
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>>671492161
MODS
>thank me later
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I secretly fap to GESPARD every night.
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>>671496207
Gespard!
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What's orange, has 4 legs, and 3 eyes?
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>>671496425
?
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>>671495722
oh those are like the shittest emotions too. sucks anon.
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>>671496506
Nothing, mind your own fucking business.
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>>671493182
Would you start a thread to tell us about it? When did it start?
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>>671494591
Nigger
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I can't decide what job I want. It's really stressful and it makes me depressed. Getting to the point where I might aswell work at Burger King.

Fuck niggers.
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>>671484868
Op is fucking hot.
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>>671485615
Picture please.
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>>671486099
Ha ha. This. Kek...
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I'm extremely successful but still depressed I'm going to leave this life I have built to fuck and do lots of drugs with people all around the world later this year I'm only 22
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>>671496837
im in the same boat mate. Dont know if its a secret but i feels you /b/ro.

Do an MBA.
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I saw a ufo yesterday, not really a secret but eh fucking yolo
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>>671487118
Very interesting. Can you tell us more about this please?
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>>671489159
No, it really doesn't need IDs back
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>>671497599
>Do an MBA.

Top kek.

I sort of accidentally into bus. admin. and while there I noticed that about 90% of everyone studying it had no idea what they wanted to do, 9% had just watched Wall Street (this was before Wolf of Wall Street came) and wanted to be like Gordon Gekko and the remaining 1% actually had an idea and a good plan.
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I ran around 8 feet past the signs at area 51 that tell you not to go past them. Nothing happened.
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>>671497653
It doesn't.

Why do you think this though?
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My brother and his friend were the ones stabbed at Rutgers about 4 months ago. The guy who stabbed them did it in self defence.
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>>671498328
25% of the people tested at Rutgers have a STD.
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>>671490956
Bump
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>>671497893
where did you study?

I'm a senior process engineer working offshore, an MBA is one of the best ways for me to redirect my career path into the commercial side.

Would you recommend it?

I haven't seen the new one with Michael Douglas but I remember the original with Charlie Sheen.
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>>671484721
I dabble into the occult.

I'm not supposed to. Illuminati type deal.
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>>671498328
Do you mean after the ruckus caused by Milo attending your school?

>>671498378
Considering ~1/3 of all adults have herpes, that's quite a low number.

>>671498444
Nowhere fancy, just the university of Stockholm. Currently working as a comptroller (is that the right word? we say controller over here), having just gotten my degree. Don't know if I want to move into finance even though I majored in that, the work hours seem really tough and I'm quite happy where I am right now.

If you feel you're up for it and don't like your current job, why not? It's not like things can get worse for you having two masters degrees, especially one in BA since it opens up a very broad field of work.

You mean the one with that faggot from transformers too? Yeah, I skipped that movie too. The one with the Sheen family was quite good though.
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>>671490967
>02:22:14
I tried to get a prostitute 5 years ago. I ended going in some shady dark parking lot where she got out and ran, then some guy came up to my car with a mask on and pointed a gun at me demanding my money. Little did he know I had my gun on me and shot him twice with my .45. After I shot him I shut my passenger door drove to the river through my gun in there. So far never been caught for it. All in all it was a bad experience will never pick up another prostitute again
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This weekend i was alone at my girlfriend's and found some panties of my 16 yo stepdaughter in the laundy basket.

I fapped with it and came in it, pic very related (before fap)
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>>671484721
I have this constant feeling like the only motivation I have in life to be amazing is to out do everyone I have ever known.
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>>671484721
What does "We ha Sec all ve rets" mean and why is everyone talking about their secrets?
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>>671484721
I watched my sister and her husband fuck and I fapped hard.
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During my last 4 trips to Thailand I have fucked roughly 30-40 different prostitutes, including ladyboys.
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i excessively use :) and :( for no reason whatsoever
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>>671493312
Who would want that?
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>be me
>relatively normal person I think, steady job, 7.5/10 gf
>step back a few years when I was living at home, say I was 17-18
>step sister is a couple years younger
>start too notice she's maturing pretty Nicely
>already have developed fetish with spying and video taping girls.
>use phone too creepshot girls at school
>one day sister is outside working out in driveway wearing almost nothing with her friend who is hot aswell
>ohfuckyes
>start mashing my dick like a madman, too her friend of course
>just as I'm about too cum her friend walks out of view from my window and all that's left is sister
>blow a massive load too my sister, thus starting a new era.

Cont.?
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>>671499495
How much does a Thai hooker cost?
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>>671499495

and how many STD's have you contracted?
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>>671499682
Depends on where you pick the up, but roughly:

Freelancers: 500-1000 baht, maybe more if you're ugly and want to go long time.

Beer bars: 300 baht barfine, 1000-1500 baht short time or long time.

Go-go bars: 500 baht barfine, 1500-3000 baht for the girl.

>>671499765
None, surprisingly. Got extremely worried after my last trip when I noticed a small sore on my dick, went to check it out and turned out I had just shaved very badly.
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>>671490956
Why did you do it?
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>>671498935
so your stepdaughter is a landwhale?
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>>671500299
Cause they where barking
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I have some nudes. I never posted them on the internet, they never were anywhere else than on my phone and computer. Someone got their hands on them and now they are on the internet with my full name and city. Some faggots contacted me on Facebook and tried to intimidate me, but it didnt work and I made them tell me where they got them from... Yep 4chan. I found the kind of threads where they shared them with each other. I saw that they agreed that I was the hottest of them all.
I know that when those kind of pics are on the internet there's nothing to do, so I stopped giving a fuck about it and took it as a compliment that they think I'm that hot.
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The only reason im still alive is im afraid what people will say about me after i die. I have wanted to kill myself for a while now
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>>671500326
Nope, she's kinda average, but great boobs.

I'd love to see her naked.

On the other hand, yesterday i also saw something i hadn't seen since a few months ago, her 12 yo sister topless. She grew up nicely, her young boobies look so nice.

I may fap tonight thinking about those
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>>671484721
>Be me
>7 years old
>Shit scared of the dark because parents think its funny to make me watch scary, jump out clips
>In bed, have to pee
>dont want to call mum, she is a bitch. Cant call dad, his a lazy fuck
>fuck it, I am doing it
>Jump out of bed and piss under my own bunk bed
>Wake up and mum blames all 3 cats
>Continue doing it because perfect crime
>Come home from school to find the pound van outside
>"Sure you dont want to re-home them?" says the Pound guy
>"So they can piss under someone elses bed, no"
>No idea what that means, I am 7
> Be me, 16
>Mum and friend talking about cats
>"I had to get 3 of my cats euthanized because they kept pissing under anons bed"
>mfw I killed 3 fucking cats....
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>>671500791
if that's true, your mum is fucked in the head. sorry dude but you don't kill your pets because you cbf to toilet train them

anyway not your fault, your mum's a fucking legit psychopath
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>>671500598
Im gona need some of these pics you are talking about
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>>671500788
oh hey stepdaughter guy. Did you taste them?
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>>671495722
Qt3.14 Yankee confirmed
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>>671501442
Yandere* gotta fucking love autocorrect
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>>671484721
my friend and I once jacked it to hentai together
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>>671501395
The panties? Nope, and didn't smell them, not my thing.

In fact, at first i was looking for clean ones, juste changed my mind when seeing the laundy basket. it's not often that i'm alone in the house for a prolonged period of time.
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>>671501596
huh ok. I guess i'm the opposite? don't find the clean ones sexy.

Anything more happen with them in the last month or two?
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>>671501754

Humm... Nothing too remarkable.

As i said, i saw maisie naked less the past months. It' kinda fun actually; sometimes she doesn't want me so see her naked, sometimes she walks through the house fully naked without any other thought.
here's how it happened this weekend:
she was still in her pajamas and her mother said she will soon be taller than her sister, and have bigger boobs too. So in pure Maisie fashin, she lifted her pajamas top (no bra of course) to show that her boobs aren't so big yet. And i can assure that for a 12 yo (nearly 13), they are beautiful.

Sophie is getting more and more comfortable with me, and she comes more and more often cuddling agains me with her big boobs pressing against my arm.
And i don't know if you saw it, a few weeks ago i found in her room the panties she wears at night, and cam in them. Dunno if she wore them after or if they were at the feet of her bed waiting to be put in the laundry basket.
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I fucked my bestfriend at the times boyfriend in her own house while she was crying in her basement
Hate that bitch now, don't regret it
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>>671501187
>anyway not your fault, your mum's a fucking legit psychopath

i'd agree, though not really the mum's fault either, if she's legit mentally ill. i think anon is probably fucked in the head to have done that too, but at 7, with a psycho mom, that's to be expected. all around fucked situation.
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>>671493477
I don't think you'd have to be a conservative to hate that
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>>671499593
You may continue
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>>671502270
careful with cumming in stuff. It smells and she's old enough that she might recognise cum or know the smell.
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>>671499593
Go on, anon, we'll tolertate you
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>>671503156

That's why i'm careful and always clean if after, dont want to get caught.
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>>671484721
I really like tumblr and 4chan and I am a very passionate fangirl. Came to 4chan just to see insecure dudes measure their dicks anonymously
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>>671500791
Did she kill the cats herself?
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>>671486154
This was one of my biggest fears with my ex tbh
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>>671503398
Can i see your breast please
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>>671503455
Except i won't ever touch them.


I'm just a closet perv i guess
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>>671487094
Oooh you going to jail.
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I jerk off to dicks, but dicks don't attract me when I'm not jerking off
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>>671503537
>if not for fucking why are they so nice

but yea 12 is a tad bit too young.. the best age is 14
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I'm trying to accept the fact that it's best for everyone that i stay alone.

I'm a shit bf, shit friend, shit son and shit brother.

But i don't like being lonely.
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>>671490963
You sound like my ex except he does it to me via manipulation and doesn't feel guilty or hate himself for it.
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>>671484721
>She said if I ever came out about it publicly, she'd claim it was rape and charge me.
We call it defamation, or calumny. I'd be happily pleased with accusations like that
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I drive around in GTA: San Andreas listening to K.Rose whilst crying every saturday night
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Im gay and have a very strong sexual attraction to old men aging from 40 to about 60. I am also romantically attracted to guys my age but the the sexual attraction here is no where near the same as it is to older guys. No one knows how much of a suicidal drug addict I am and how much this fucked my life up. Anyways theres my secret enjoy.
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>>671503474
When I'm not a wreck about my body and I am confident enough to stop thinking I'm a land whale anon...
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>>671503937
Are you really trying to fish for compliments on 4chan? The least you could do is post tits with timestamp.
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>>671503663

I don't want to hurt her, neither broke anything between us.

I have to admit, i think the ultimate fantasy would be to have the girls sleeping in front of me, and that i could do anything i want without them waking up.

I'd kiss and lick every inch of their bodies, before covering their tits and pussies with cum, and filling their mouth with it.

i'm at work, but still geting hard juste imagining it.

One of my biggest regrets is that once last year when i gave a shower to Maisie (11 at the time i think, maybe 12) i was too afraid to give a good look at her pussy.
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>>671504054
Isn't everyone trying to fish for sympathy by posting their bullshit bizaare stories?
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