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>>671467671
Ayyyy 575
>>671469330
Moar?
Wow how about that. There's other people in this state who actually have internet
i just left ALB. it's as shitty as ever.
Twin Peaks and Zio's has great bread pudding tho
>>671469859
Albuquerque always been shitty lucky APD didnt waste you ass while you were there
Cbad
>>671467671
Deming here!!&
>>671470013
I'm a good white citizen with no outward mental illness, i'd be okay. for the time being.
>>671469943
Damn, is she abq?
The junipers are starting to pollinate, send aid
>>671470233
Seriously I'm fucking dying.
>>671469943
Moar
>>671469330
Hot... fapping in 3,2,..'
>>671470139
Ayyy Silver City here
575 cbad reporting in
>>671470491
No shit???!!!
Abq here.
>>671470582
Lol yup m8 may be the only /b/ro out here
505
any hook ups in the 575 eddy county area???? drink/smoke/fuck???
>>671470635
Hey bro. Which side of town are you guys on?! West side here. By Saint pics
>>671470216
Yep, UNM
>>671470696
Maybe!!.... I went yesterday to eat there at burgers, beers and brownies... damn good looking hot fucking. Bitches.
>>671470837
Near unm bruh.
>>671470846
Damn, name?
>>671470942
Neat. You a student? I graduated from unm in 2009
>>671470056
what you up to mane, do you live on the south end of town by wal mart or other end at hospital, im in yhe middle by albertsons
>>671470926
We got the big booty hoes here man
Any wins on Amber from Rio?
>>671471025
I'm going to cnm atm yeah. Didn't realize there were so many NM ppl here.
>>671471116
Do you have a kik name maybe we can make it happen
Where the abq sluts at?
Any east mountain wins/or chicks who went to manzano?
>>671471095
Do you know or have anybody? Who's down to f/k
>>671471294
Not really do you?
>>671471294
where r you
>>671467671
>MFW did a long haul into New Mexico
>MFW New Mexico is a shithole
>Albuquerque is a shithole
>barelas is a fucking shithole
>San Jo is twice the shithole
>Roswell is covered with tinfoils and drug addicts
>Silver city is a desert shithole with drunken natives everywhere
>Las Cruces had a slutty little mexican bitch at a truck stop that takes in the ass like a champ
>Santa Fe, don't even ask me twice
only redeeming factor is the strip club bitches and easy weed score and literal sluts in every small town
>>671471173
Yeah it's always some ero fags. I'm obsessed with b. Here's some tits. What are you studying?
>>671471039
Near av
>>671471386
Nah... but sure there are some hotties up there
>>671471392
Sounds about right.
>>671471173
Same,nice to see some nm faggots
>>671471392
>Silver City desert
Gila Forest literally 3 minutes away
>>671471390
Here at my place in deming... by keeller rd
Any nmsu chicks?!
>>671471419
right by P.R leva i could throw a rock at the goal post and hit it from my front lawn
>>671471503
Any hoes in deming dtf
Finally contributing to one of these
>>671471408
Pre reqs atm.
>>671471682
m/f ?
>>671471392
Albuquerque isn't bad. Stfu. Strip clubs are crappy here though. They are ugly bitches. One literally had a scare on her stomach
>>671471805
Abq? Name?
>>671471762
Uptight bitches only.... puff up pride hoes
>>671471651
And to the south is the hills have eyes junkies in the desert.
>>671471809
Which high school did you go to? Eldorado fag here.
575 las cruces
>>671471995
Abq high for like a year.
>>671471836
Male here... you?
>>671471546
>MFW I've done 2 long hauls there already
>>671471651
What he said>>671471964
>>671471863
Yes it is, gangbanging cholos almost everywhere.
Worked with this girl at Target I'm ABQ. Someone's got to have more
so happy theres finally an n.m. thread that didint die right away
>>671471943
Thats every where bro know a bitch named Yvette?
>>671471863
I knew this one girl who was a stripper her, she was one of the more popular in town because she wasn't a complete bimbo, when I was hanging out with her one day she had made 4k the previous night
>>671472066
Nice. The Bulldogs?! Got high school was so gay I'm glad that's way in the past. Good luck at cnm yo. I got a computer science degree. I suggest you get something technical.
>>671471884
Farmington area
>>671472313
I go to San Juan is she dtf
Phoenix here
Hey neighbors
>>671472225
Name?
>>671472303
That doesn't surprise me. I've got I knockouts several times. There is one who has super nice big fake tits. Every guy was just waiting in line to get a dance.
>>671472127
male ,fuck i swear only dudes in this fucking state
Got some pics on my phone, be back in a sec
>>671472457
Get the fuck out of our thread. Nah jk you guys got hot ass girls.
>>671472497
Karen
>>671467671
NMT Fag reporting in, Socorro is confirmed as a huge shithole.
>>671472451
Chyea. Go to that gym downtown with the stripper pole sometime
>>671472586
I assume girls don't come on b
>>671472715
Did she work at the one near abq uptown?
>>671472457
Sup AZ?
>>671472677
Haha nice dubs
Edgewood
>>671472739
Fuck,try Carlsbad
>>671470996
Moriah
Can we finally post some UNM sluts?
>>671472748
Thanks m8 is she easy
>>671473060
Please do.
Semi famous singer from ABQ. Anyone recognize those tits?
>>671472790
Yes!
>>671473060
I haven't been on unm campuss in years. You'll have to get someone else to post. I second this request.
>>671473060
Sadly,I dont have any
>>671472989
yuuup
>>671473189
Do you know if she still works there?
>>671473056
Post all you got, how old is she?
Any girls in 575
>>671473220
>>671473163
Kinda gross. But who is she?!
Yes
NM babes
>>671472279
Know one has a kid, maybe 23?? Dnt knw. Used to work at a Verizon store... why?
>>671473395
She's fucking sexy. Who is she?! Alb?!
>>671473440
Those tits look hella saggy.
>>671471392
>>barelas is a fucking shithole
The fuck were you doing there?
>>671473522
yeah she just moved in with her friend. She's doing modeling right now
>>671473449
The one with the kid will fuck just act like youre into jesus
>>671473440
At least she knows deftones
>>671473532
Welcome to reality m8
>>671473633
She's incredible. Are you getting with that?!
>>671472739
Get off my board fucking nerd
>>671473746
Not all tits are saggy fam, especially that young.
>>671473288
Know she did last year probably still does
>>671473617
Cruising around in my rented car looking for a random local girl to pick up and fuck in my truck near Rio Grande trailer park.
>>671473829
Forgot to add: big tits are usually saggy. Thanks gravity
>>671473782
mmhmm. She's a bitch in person but she delivers the freaky deaky shit
You fuckers I have work at six tomorrow, why you have to start a thread now?
>>671473376
Early 20s, here's the Imgur album
Imgur.com/a/DEX2X
>>671473687
You know her?
>>671473998
Where you work?!
>>671473992
Got her face?! She looks crazy hot.
Kik group so no one misses out
>>671473784
How about you get off my fucking board fucktard.
How about you try learning some actual knowledge you keyboard fedora faggot.
>>671474128
Smiths fam.
>>671471757
I lived on those apartments on spring back in the day. Dont make it around that way much. Is it still kinda crazy there?
Would kill for any Cleveland High class of 2011-2014
>>671473440
Got moar
>>671474291
Stop fighting we are all New Mexicans yo
>>671474334
Why do you have to be there so early?! I didn't know they opened that early. Good luck anon. I work at 10
>>671474457
Was only a matter of time anon
>>671473163
>>671473220
no guesses?
>>671474436
Eldorado here. Sorry.
>>671474551
Because I'm a stocker, I used to work graveyards, so this is chill IMO.
>>671474605
Selena idfk
OP is a cuck and I know this because I know him in real life.
Anyone have wins of Elena?
Leggo
>>671474757
Ah ok makes sense. I prefer smiths but I've just got an albersons next to me. I live near coors and mañtano
>>671474840
Bro fuck off with that shiiiiiiiit.
>>671474840
What is this ?!
>>671474920
Smiths is actually not too bad to work for, benefits are OK and we are unionized.
>>671467671
Any of you niggers from Las Cruces? I'm going to visiting my Aunt soon and she lives there and I dunno what the hell I'm in for. Any hot chicks in the area?
>>671475081
There's hot chicks in every town all over the world. NM is kinda a shithole, so get ready.
>>671475062
That's cool anon. I'm a software developer for a local cyber security company.
>>671475081
Yeah your aunt
>>671475010
>>671474939
Why you New Mexicans always like that?
>>671475233
That sounds like it pays good, I just got outta highschool so yknow shifty pay is the norm.
>>671475376
Because why would we use kik?
>>671475382
Yeah it pays well. I went to unm for a computer science degree. You'll get there we all have to work shit jobs at some point.
Los Lunas reporting in. We still suck in case you were wondering
Anyone have any wins from abq high?
wow never thought I'd see a NM thread on /b/. North Rio Rancho here
I'm noticing a disturbing lack of nudes here.
>>671475628
Yeah OP was cool today. You live all the way past Intel?!
>>671475450
For dank nudes of course
>>671475838
Why not post em here?
>>671473163
>>671473220
ok, one more. guesses?
Ah new Mexico the land of entrapment this state is fucked but the green chile is good.
>>671475915
Dude, no one is gonna know who that is based off tits alone.
>>671475915
I have no idea. Who's this bitch?
>>671475534
Same with the rest of NM, but former Belen res here haha
>>671475978
Tell me about it, I left and yet here I am again.
>>671475733
Hey,check 'em in a NM thread
>>671475978
Fuck yeah green chile is dank. I could go for a frontier burrito right now.
>>671475904
So no one misses out
>>671476143
Had one for dinner, was fly af like usual.
>>671474840
Has anybody joined?
>>671476143
Frontier sounds fucking great right now. Fuck
>>671475745
yeah almost to hwy 550. You?
>>671476286
Kek not really.
>>671476213
Fuck yeah. I just don't like actually going there. There always some homeless dude making me feel bad. When I was at UNM it was open 24 hours a day. Miss those days.
>>671476067
I feel you brother back in the day I moved to Alaska for 3 years and then poof back in NM.
>>671470522
hobbs!
>>671476033
Oh I'm so sorry...
>>671476355
Open for 5 more min, hurry bruh.
Any more nudes ?
>>671476358
Coors and mañtano. Your way the hell out there.
>>671476391
I usually order to go, and eat dope fast food in my undies.
>>671476355
Checked.
Never had one of those. Dont have them in Cbad. Allsups burritos only late night burro I can get.
>>671476355
Especially with the green chile sauce drenched over the thing. Yum
>>671476378
Any nudes posted that aren't here?
>>671476436
Josh?!
>>671476482
Whataburger never closes
>>671471392
You haven't been to roswell then....everyone know it only survives ad a tourist attraction....nobody believes it.
>>671476391
I used to work there, we fucking hated the homeless for fucking shit up and harassing costumers.
Titties
>>671474829
I'll take that as a no :(
>>671476712
Jason :/
>>671476436
Alex
>>671476765
Are they NM Titties?
>>671476668
Yes. No rules
>>671476593
Nice. Yeah. Probably better than sitting on those dirty seats. That place constantly looks dirty. But it's damn good. I got my car booted when I parked there for school one day.
>>671476895
Yes as in there are already nudes there?
Ayy, checking in from Candelaria and Juan Tabo, bitches
>>671476822
To bad haha. Justin here. Go j names
>>671476841
Nope I'm jason
>>671476436
I moved to LA, NM is actually better than there imo, less money hungry bloodsuckers.
Any nudes from Clovis?
>>671476972
Nah but you can contribute
>>671476750
Nice anon. I always felt bad for you guys. It was always so packed and hot back there. Did you cook or take orders?
>>671476460
I miss Hobbs high. So many sluts! Autumn lemmons Fo sho
We should start a NM nudes vola
Any native American nudes boys?
>>671477044
J names are legit nice dubs. When did you graduate I'm class of 2014
>>671477185
Lol I ain't posting my gf bruh.
>>671477226
do it and i'll post her face
>>671475915
>>671473220
>>671473163
>>671476994
Is that by the bowling alley U can bowl or whatever. Or wait that's eubank and candalaria
>>671476532
yeah, at least we finally got a whataburger out here off 550.
>>671477317
I've seen some cute natives
>>671477326
I'm old haha. I turn 30 in May. I graduated high school in 2004
Deming bi looking for some ass
>>671477353
Never said to post your gf
>>671477475
Yeah, they're a rare breed but there are some hot ones
>>671477426
Ha that's funny. I literally work next to the whataburger in Albuquerque.
>>671477530
M or F
505 reporting in
>>671467671
how the fuck do I leave ABQ... it's so shitty but it's home somehow
>>671477640
Male
We only got 300 replies guys
>>671477728
Fuck outa here
>>671477195
No I bussed and dishwashed. Tbh the whole place is a fucking shitheap in the back, I got sick every time I saw the place, and don't get me started on the smell. It got so bad I couldn't work without feeling like someone was going to die from eating the food there, I got out after two months. They paid me good though.
>>671477710
It's not that bad. The grass is always greener on the other side. If you ever move you'll be able to appreciate it.
>>671477509
Ooo snap thought I'd check theres always an off chance of knowing each other you seem to bump into everyone in this city everywhere
>>671477226
THIS
Vola here
/r/u2scnr
>>671477796
No..... I think you need your ass fuck... so shut up and bend over little bitch
I recently drove through your shitty state. It was boring as fuck, ugly, and looked 3rd world.
>>671477824
That sounds crappy. Glad you got out haha. I always hated using the forks there. They were dirty 50% of the time lol
>>671467671
Anyone else getting raped by allergies?? oh and fuck UNM as well as Nob Hill
>>671474443
Got nudes?
Am I the only poster from Silver City
>>671477932
Yeah it's a small world anon. I've got a silver Corolla keep an eye out for a dude with a beard.
>>671478064
Deming here
>>671467671
Thank you for Gary Johnson
Keep err going
>>671477958
You have us mixed up with Texas were all that but we have green chiles
>>671477627
which one? Damn I wish I could contribute nudes to this thread, sorry guys.
>>671478003
Yep
>>671478003
What's wrong with nob hill anon? Have you been to Zacatecas?!
>>671478222
The one on osuna. By the big Calvary chapel
>>671478003
yup, had asthma attacks for the first time in my life this year.
Stay out of my territory.
>>671478144
Well at least you have other deming posters
Anyone got Skylar White?
>>671472225
Jennifer?
>>671478003
yeah to the allergies, sucks right now
>>671478036
Nah I wish
>>671478064
cool pic man
>>671478393
Say my name
wins anyone?
>>671477989
so was the water we cleaned them in
>>671478421
he said name was karen
>>671478198
No sir, you are mistaken. I lived there and live here now.
>>671478505
Haha oh well. I would still eat there any day.
>>671478476
From Silver?
Anyone got Tiffany?
>>671478494
Tread lightly...
Any of you guys play mtg? Its one of the five things to do in this state.
>>671478003
Yep. Get a good vacuum, hepa filters, allergy meds don't do shit. Make a cheapie $30 filter from a 20" box fan and a 20" furnace filter.
>>671478668
Last chance to look at me hector
>>671478064
>>671471392
Desert Town
Who here has steam?
>>671477840
It's new mexico, the grass is greeener everywhere fucking else
>>671478619
naw sorry
>>671469370
Ayy 575 here also
>>671478767
That south west marker is Hobbs....
>>671478839
Well maybe literally. I'm just saying it's not a bad place. Good weather, no natural disasters.
>>671478906
Where from
Wait people actually live in that state?
>>671479065
We ain't North Dakota
>>671477580
She's the only NM girl I have nudes of tho.
>>671479043
Clovis you?
I am male btw and straight
>>671479034
I don't know, Albuquerque is on a big fualt line and we're over due for a big earthquake
And I know that 90% of the buildings here wouldn't be able to stand a 5.0
>>671478288
It must be the people who act like ABQ is a very hip and cultured place. Zacatecas is a lovely place if you aren't a broke asshole like me
>>671479331
Eh I'm not worried about it. I'm more worried about Yellowstone blowing up and fucking up the whole southwest.
>>671479379
go to il vicino fam, tasty with a kinda classy atmosphere, and it's not too expensive.
>>671479331
We also have wildfires, and lots and lots of dormant volcanos
>>671479218
Same here. Carlsbad girls dont seem to share too much. Those poc get out and they spread like wildfire in this small town.
>>671479379
I'm not a hippy faggot. I'm just saying there are some cool places in nob hill. I haven't been out in awhile though. Sorry your poor.
>>671479551
I love their spicy oil they have.
>>671479034
we have the spottiest weather and some of the craziest bitches ever
Is anyone else sad about birdland?
>>671479756
What happened to it? I literally drove past that place every day for six years I've never gone in
Used to bartend at Los Cuates on Lomas. Waitress there gave me chlamydia.
Anyone ever been stationed at CAFB?
>>671479743
If you don't like the weather wait 5 min anon. Bitches will be bitches though
>>671479852
used to be a fun lil hippy shop that sold like costumes and shit but with bongs and stuff in the back. they've gone full 420blazeit and turned it into a head shop and dispensary.
>>671479756
they closed down? Had a sick piece from them but it got confiscated by some cops when I loaned it to a friend
>>671479501
eh, at least we're not the midwest or east coast, they're going to get most of the ash cloud
>>671479652
thanks for the sentiment. nob hill does indeed have some cool stores and not everyone is a hippy faggot, but the hippy faggots that are there kill it
505 KAFB here. It's me that wakes you up at night with flying aircraft over your house.
I'm pretty disappointed
>>671479959
>if you don't like the weather wait 5 mins
so fucking true damn
>>671480000
Checked
>>671480057
my dog fucking hates you.
>>671479984
oh shit, I'll have to check it out
>>671479957
I'll be going there in a few months. Kill me now, please.
Vola still up, come post some abq nudes!
/r/u2scnr
>>671480057
You fly those loud ass osphees or however you spell it?!
Anyone in Clovis?
>>671480106
Let me know which dog is yours and I'll drop a piss bag on it next time I fly over
>>671480057
East mountains here, you guys really like to buzz less than 100 ft over my house
>>671480045
Yeah I agree. Fuck those fags.
any Cibola fags here?
>>671480256
the one barking
New thread >>671480335
>>671480330
>>671480045
which hippy fags are we talking about here?
>>671480339
My dog hates balloons like the plague
>>671480418
i havent had mine long enought to see how he reacts to the balloons, hopefully its not too bad lol.
>>671480319
That's what you get for living in the shitty mountains
>>671480384
Anyone who goes into urban outfitters
>>671480339
That one's yours? I actually like that one.
>>671480509
Every morning mine looks out the window expecting to see them. Then he flips his shit.
>>671480520
those aint hippie fags those are just regular fags.
Who's ready for all that dank march wind that's coming
>>671480652
Well maybe so lol.
>>671480696
not my fucking sinuses ill tell you what
>>671480696
not me, but I do kinda look forward to the days when the sky is brown from the dust
