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GET IN HERE OP
GET IN HERE >>671463918 ITS HYP AS FUCK
Get the fuck in here!
Faggots.
Ok guys I'm here
>>671464249
blast away space John Callanan
Yay! OP is here!
>>671464370
our savior
>>671464370
Fuckin uncrop your pics fag
>>671464370
just tell her that you really only trust her and youve been wanting her for a long time
>>671464370
"No, I trust you more than her... I thought maybe you would be willing to do this with me, I just find you very fucking cute."
Just like I said in the last thread
>>671464370
If you girls can't prepare me for the real world.. Who will?
I already asked mom, and she said no...
Weedman hasn't delivered the weed and op can't deliver anything but aids. Mantits plus time stamp plus phone with conversation open on phone faggot
>>671464249
please hurry, someone was late picking these faggots up from school
>>671464401
>>671464556
second this
>>671464370
"Em might think it's disgusting, but are you willing?"
Em: I really, really, really like this image
>>671464712
>>671464556
But then that would expose the truth and OP would turn out to be a super-mega-beta-faggot!
>>671463918
Aren't you kind of turned on that i want you?
>>671464735
This
>>671464689
>>671464649
>>671464602
>>671464562
>>671464525
>>671464249
>a child that didn't get enough attention from his parents when he was younger.
what the fuck is happening
>>671464639
Lmao, this.
>>671464370
"No"
>>671464589
ROLL
>>671464943
lel
>>671464943
>Lori A. Petrosino
>COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY
>#ROASTED
>>671464370
"It ain't that unnatural as you think, <insert common friends name> told me he did his sister.
As long it's a secret it's really OK and natural.."
Is OP gonna deliver our nah... I got school in 4 hours
>>671465186
Go to bed you gullible faggot
>>671465222
What a waste of trips
Banana guy is just bumping the thread repeatedly. I am okay with this.
>>671464370
you wouldn't happen to be in texas, would you?
>>671465186
fuck off faggot
golly gee whiz these memes are dank
>>671464959
>you can save it
>no one will save you
>>671465186
I think it's working
>>671465186
Nope. If this were real, there'd be a lot more texts coming from her about how fucked up she thinks this is
>>671465283
The replies in the thread shaped his responses, how is it fake?
>>671465406
Dude ask for tits already
>>671465359
What a waste of potassium
>>671465406
tell her this is no joke and youve wanted her for a long time
>>671465406
Forget Emily. You've always got me hard.
>>671465406
SHOW US UNCROPPED SCREENSHOT OF CHAT
>>671465406
i think its working too
>>671465406
Stop cropping you nigger
>>671465480
because if hes writing both that doesnt matter you retard
>>671465406
"Nope! If you want me to stop then whatever, I'll move on from it, this is the only time I'm going to bring it up to you and suggest we do this. So what do you say?
>>671465406
No, but I do want to fuck you.
Ask for nudes
>>671465480
It's called samefag you newfag
>>671465406
WHERE THE NUDES AT!?
"Okay.. Maybe a couple nudes could work for now.."
>>671465406
Not Fucking around at all. Now tell me what you're thinking about it now? And what you're wearing
>>671465406
Send dick pic
>>671464943
my name is Bill and I am a meme documenter and I would just like to interject for a minute and kindly suggest that you stop portraying John Callanans "Banana exposed" meme in a negative light. the people who post it are clearly art majors looking for people to critique their work and if you don't like it then maybe you should check your peel privilege
>>671465406
Say "If i was fucking with you i would take it this far"
>>671465773
top kek
>>671465802
This
>>671465406
Send a dick pic to show how real you are
>>671463918
>>671464370
>>671465406
Just out of curiousity, what is Emily's last name?
>>671465762
so who is OP supposedly texting?
>>671465772
Yeah see what she says
>>671463918
>>671448420
>64 replies
>32 posters
Can't be a samefag, right???
>>671465773
Bill Dank, PhD of Memeology, UC Berkeley
>>671465918
himself you dip
>>671465406
"I'll make a deal, send a nude, and I won't bring this up ever again."
>>671465900
Win
>>671465406
Say
What don't you understand? I'm not trying to fuck with you, I'm trying to fuck you
>>671465918
His cousin
>>671465918
His mum
>>671465968
the banana-posting attention seeker spammed this thread to death.
>>671465991
Roll
>>671465968
>64
how long did it take you to fucking upload that you retarded faggot
>>671465900
Do it OP
>>671465968
Maybe the guy posting all the bananas has something to do with it
Tell her u really like hers and u happen to have a hard on
>>671465983
i had my suspicions, thank you anon
>>671466103
>>671465983
i had my suspicions, thank you anon.
>>671465932
Has this meme really leaked to 9fag
>>671466104
Rere
>>671466149
>>671466118
I didn't refresh. But that's besides the point you illiterate cuck
>>671466213
no
>>671465406
Looks like it's working my niggah
the bananas meme is literal fuckin cancer
>>671466292
thanks lori
Who is texting?
>>671466349
hahah, great comment
>>671466382
nice tabs bro
Send a dick pic and she will know you're serious
>>671466382
HEY why would u do that?!?
>>671466394
I'm texting your mom, so I can come and fuck her later
>>671466382
nice mac faggot
>>671466349
Why do you let it trigger you?
>>671466382
>how to unrape sister
KEK
>>671466382
Just wondering who is Alondra Cano?
u should dump her nudes
>>671466382
Reported.
>>671466718
Why the fuck are you using internet explorer?
>>671466382
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Banana, is in fact, POTASSIUM/Banana, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, POSTASSIUM plus Banana. Banana is not a threat unto itself, but rather another free component included in many lunches contributing to a healthy HUMAN system made useful by the POTASSIUM corelibs, shell peeling and vital banana components comprising a full MEAL as defined by the USDA.
>>671465406
Ok anon, even though I don't believe any of this and think you're a 4* troll, you've managed to keep my interest, so I'm going to help get you hypothetically laid.
"I was actually kidding about the whole threesome thing, but I was serious about you. I think you're hot AF and just texting back and forth with you has me so turned on right now. Why don't you get comfortable and let me tell you what I want to do to you?"
I'm gonna find this Emily chick and throat fuck her to hell to be honest
>>671466902
Why the fuck are you that big of a newfag?
>>671466902
>implying?
>>671466943
holy fucking kek saved
>>671466967
Rolla
>>671466943
goddamn right
>>671466967
Plz OP deliver soon
>>671467144
dubs
>>671466388
Based lori
>>671467000
Nice triple
I picked this up on...another board ;^)
>>671466990
sure bru, good luck
>>671465900
Win
>>671467144
Dubs but not trips, Imma reroll
>>671466943
this pasta needs to be preserved for all time
>>671467342
you got me
>>671467342
Fuck off
>>671467342
fuck off randy
Did OP ded
RIP OP
>TFW cousin told mom
>here lies OP
>>671467421
Fuck off, Randy
>>671467421
Fuck off
OP is too beta
>>671467421
Fuck off
>>671467421
Fuck off randy
>>671467421
Fuck off Randy
>>671467342
fuck off Randy Bobandy
>>671467189
I laughed
>>671467421
Ruck off, Candy.
>>671467421
Fuck off, Randy. You're not fuckin around with us today.
>>671467588
Nice triple
You are all autistic retarted neckbeard faggots, please kill yourselves.
>>671466967
This OP
>>671466943
thanks professor stallman
>>671466967
Ok guys help me out a bit more
>>671467764
Op gone
OP has died, let him RIP
>>671467719
Already workin on it anon
>>671467421
Thanks for keeping the thread bumping so much while op is being a slow faggot, you fat fuck
>>671467719
Said the autistic retarded neckbearded faggot.
>>671467421
Frig off Randy, you cheeseburger eating faggot
>>671467829
Uncrop you fucking cunt
>>671467342
get the fuck out of here you greasy cheeseburger bastard
>>671467829
u had ur chance for nudes, now its too late for it.. well done fag.
>>671467829
send her a picture of your dick bro and say "does this change your mind"
>>671467829
>beta confirmed
>>671467829
We can make talking like this normal, the more we do it
>>671468079
this
>>671467829
Look, I know that it's a little weird. But you trust me, right? You never know, this could be a wonderful experience. We could try new things that you've always wanted to do but never did and be free of judgement. What do you say?
i hate /b/ fuck all of you
>>671468079
second this
>>671468141
Road roller
>>671467829
Say, "I'm being serious with you, Look."
Then send her a dick pick
>>671468016
Why does he crop? He afraid 4chan will dox him or.???
>>671468186
actually this
>>671468079
Do this
>>671467829
Wrong choice of reply. RIP OP
>>671467829
I'm jerking of right now, send pick of asshole covered in syrup?
>>671468186
This might work.
>>671467829
WHERE THE NUDES AT!?
>>671467421
Lose some wait fatass and fuck-off!
>>671468217
Sad to see you go after just a few minutes of being here
Just kidding, good riddance newfag
>>671467829
Send her a pic of your dick and tell her that she made that happen and that she's the only one who can fix it
>>671467829
Now time to wait 20 mins for op to send a fucking text
>>671467829
Stop being a bitch and sweet talk her into it. And stop taking so long to post nigger.
>>671468355
Ugh. You saved that bitch? Why?
>>671468328
>>671468373
I've had a lot of experience coercing girls who are on the fence about it. You've just gotta convince them that it's more in their favor than anything.
>>671467829
Say this "I want to strip you down, lick you from your neck down to your thighs. I want to slowly rub your clit while i eat you out. Then i want to finger your while i suck on your breast. I want you to suck my cock slowly before i put it in. After i put it in there is no telling what could happen."
>>671468306
This do this
Does anyone have the pic of them?
>>671468186
rolling!
>>671468543
Wanna fuck?
OP post the pic of your cousin and sister again
>>671467829
Not your cousin.
Nobody would be fucking stupid enough to leave a paper trail of this shit.
In the .000001% chance of this being legit post the pics of your family's reactions when this hits Fagbook.
>>671468620
>>671468514
I have a weakness for candid bottomless girls
And I am not a proud man
>>671468562
>suck on your breast
Get the fuck out of here you pleb fuck
>>671468562
Too direct. She's skittish and on the fence about this whole thing. If you go too direct you could fuck it all up. She's reacting to the coercion more than she is the direct stuff. Just keep coercing her.
Rolling for this >>671468186
>>671468186
roll<<
Internet stopped working after viewing this thread
I think I might have gotten in
>>671468562
>no telling what could happen
have you had your shot of potassium today son?
IS THERE A BANANA DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
>>671468940
roll
>>671468186
Perfect. Rollin'
>>671468940
Samefag confirmed
Use my cock with one of these remarks OP
I want to swizzle my dizzle in your pizzle little cum bucket. I want to stick my yum yum in your piddle pie little fuck toy. I want to ding dong your ding dang little piggy. How's that for normal?
>>671468940
Now is the time to shoot for nudes.
>>671468940
I swear I'm not. Want me to show you how turned on I am thinking about you to prove it?
>>671468751
That one's alright. I just remember that thread the guy was posting shots of her. Didn't even have a decent anal shot. Plus I'm not into blondes at all.
>>671468940
You definitely got in. Play it safe. One wrong move and your fucked.
>>671469088
kek
Tell her that you want her to wear a strap on and fuck your virgin asshole
>>671469074
Roll
Soooooo recap? Previous threads pics?
>>671468940
Say "Im not i really do want you and only you"
>>671468940
Send her the lyrics to "a whole new world" from Aladdin
>>671469177
>>671469200
what is happening
>>671469186
Stop trying to ruin this asshole
>>671468940
Now, "I promise, I'm not fucking around with you. I just want to broaden my horizons and experiences with someone that I trust, and I hoped that you would feel the same way after I opened up about it."
>>671469088
Dubs never lie.
Kek
>>671469088
Wtf. Lol
>>671469146
Roll
Honestly, sometimes when I'm really horny I imagine your breasts in my face and get really hard and usually I blow in just a few minutes
>>671469177
>>671469200
>>671469088
dubs out of control
>>671469074
fuck that send your real dick
>>671469074
roll
>>671469074
>>671469237
Perfect combo
>>671469267
Roll
Op don't use the retarded ones-- we wants tits
>>671469252
Rolling for nudes
>>671468940
this is fucking retarded. if this were real she would know by now that he's being fed replies by the thread. unless she's fucking retarded.
>>671469146
Roll
>>671469146
Roll
>>671469130
ROLLIN FOR DIS!
Don't listen to these fags telling you to send dick pic. This isn't some random sleazy whore. This is your cousin. If she feels like you degrade her at all, then she might back out and you will be fucked.
>>671469267
go op
>>671469267
This
>>671469267
This
>>671469074
Yeah great idea cuck. If OP isn't a faggot and this shit is real, then let's send her a pic of someone else's dick so everything can unfold when the dicks dont match
>>671469146
Rollerino
>>671469267
this
>>671469400
This
>>671469421
Exactly
>>671469267
op you better pick this
>>671469146
Rolls Royce
>>671469146
This
>>671469267
Roll, this will work
Speed up op!
>>671469618
yeah this might actually work
>>671469267
This one OP
>>671469267
This OP
>>671469267
roll
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ROLLING FOR!
But tell her "I have never been more serious than I am right now. I want you and I want you now."
>>671469267
Roll
>>671469267
You stupid nigger use this one or youll fuck it up
>>671469743
OP stop replying to your own comments and post the whole convo
>>671469267
This
>>671469400
This is a different thread. The one he sent first is already dead, she probably doesn't know about this one. Hell, I doubt she even know how 4chan works.
>>671468940
I'm not, I want this with you and i know it will be an amazing experience. It can something really special between us, all you have to do is tell me what you want.
And i mean what you really want, what you're feeling right now and we can do this.
>>671469267
Rolllll
>>671469910
I agree
what're we rollin for?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Win! Nearly there
>>671469921
Might work, whatta you guys think?
>mfw OP is trolling everyone in this thread
>>671469939
>>671469899
>>671469836
>>671469829
>>671469801
>>671469798
>>671469791
>>671469708
>>671469618
>>671469617
>>671469519
>>671469480
>>671469466
>>671469435
>>671469384
Wow I've never had so many anons rooting for my words before. This makes me feel good about myself. Thanks /b/ros.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what is going on here.
OP is trying to fuck his sister? Why? Is she hot? Did he post pics? How old is she?
>>671470049
Fuck off you pasta faggot
>>671468940
Holy fuck update?
>>671470049
Rolling for this
>>671470105
Fuck off now you ruined it by being fat and gaysuck loser from stink france
>>671469267
rolliing
>>671470051
She responds really fast
>>671470051
Hey, it's okay to a little confused. I wasn't expecting anything less, but this could be a great thing for the both of us. What do you say?
I hope someone's screencapping all of this or something
>>671470051
tbh I dont think u got it.. and u are not even close. But still, keep trying and temember to share those nudes with ur /b/ros! ;)
