Real life RPG time.
I am in front of my door. My car is in the driveway behind me. Dubs decides what happens next.
INVENTORY:
>keys
>wallet
Put car up ass
Pee on door
>>671457298
Resort roll
>OPEN MAILBOX
crash car into house
>>671457298
Re roll
wank
>>671457298
Re rolllll
>WALK INTO DARKNESS
>GET EATEN BY GRUE
sharpie in pooper
>>671457121
Go into your car, get into the back seat and get naked. Await further orders
piss and shit your pants and throw keys on roof
Call 911 and report you can't find your phone
Throw keys in sewer
open the car door
re roll
Lock door, and throw wallet and keys on roof.
>Go into wallet
>Show /b how much cash you have
Catch a squirrel from outside and start training it. You need to start building a good party if you want to survive those later dungeons OP.
>>671457636
reroll
defecate
Cum on your car
open the door and get in the car
>>671457607
Get on the car floor
take a dump on the roof of your car while yelling "the monster wants out"
>>671457121
Get a sharp object and scratch "Khan" on the door.
>>671457345
Rerool
turn 360 degrees and walk to your car
>>671457700
Thank you, same thing as what I wanted to do
>>671457700
here we go
this thread is going to be awesome!
throw keys and wallet on roof get them back with no ladder
>>671457700
Winrarrr
Go into house. PayPal all your money to [email protected]
put dick on doorknob
>>671457700
check em
Get into the car and start it
>>671457733
WINRAR
Go in house and burn money from wallet with stove or lighter
>start car
>get out
>inhale exhaust
>rape doorknob
Kick in Door
Go wherever you need to go
>>671457822
>>671457121
Drive to nearest store or just some place public and close
>>671457700
I am now in my car.
Dubs decides what happens next.
>>671457733
double dubs!
shit pants and turn car heater on high with windows up
Lick your elbow
>open door
>get on the floor
Jizz on door
>>671457700
Nice, also honk the horn for 5 minutes
>>671457953
Turn on car
Wait outside, wait for the first female (she has to be skinny) to walk by, rape her.
>>671457121
clean doorway you fuck
>>671457953
Go to walmart
Get out of your car
>>671457953
Put dick in ignition
>>671457997
re-roll
>>671458002
This
>>671457624
Kek
Call 911 and say you're going to kill yourself
OP better fucking deliver, I'm invested in this now.
>>671457953
>>671457858
Re roll
>>671457953
Honk horn for 3 min straight
Hold gas peddle till you reach 100 mph
Draw furry porn
>>671458111
boring
Quick get naked!
Pee in your pants
>>671457953
Honk horn for 5 minutes
>>671457953
drive to nearest stripper joint
>>671458177
dubs!
>>671458111
>>671458111
Winrar
>>671458166
Winrar
>>671458111
Ignore trips
>>671458111
Trips aint dubs
>>671458177
drive to closest friends house and honk horn
>>671458111
ah shit, this adventure keeps getting crazier
start peeing in the middle of the street
>>671458188
WINRAR
>>671457121
Examine leaves for tracks of intruders or spies. Are there any crushed/matted leaves? What size shoe made them?
Are you wearing shoes? What size are they?
Also, listen at the door.
>>671458278
Eat a dick
Smash forehead on horn for 2 min
>>671458155
Winrar
>>671457980
not a thing
go fuck yourself
>>671458155
These were first dubs
Pop you car's hood and pee on the engine.
>>671457121
kick down door screaming I fuck men
>>671458111
check em
>>671457855
winner
place anus hole over gear selector lever in your truck
>>671458466
Omg
Drive to Victoria Justice's house and rape her
>>671458111
Fu k you 4Chan my file is too large.
Now outside car
>dubs
>>671457953
Shove dick in ignition and start the car.
>>671458466
dubs like crazy now, ANON you better get started
>>671458641
SUCK YOUR OWN COCK
Scream "NIGGERS!" while repeatedly honking horn.
>>671457953
If you are going in order, then the next set of dubs are these
>>671457733
1. You got in the car (100% instructions done)
2. Go put that storied name from Star Trek on your front door now.
place something into the exhaust and block it
take a shit put on windshield wipers turn them on highest
Put a rock in the inventory
>>671458111
What. The. Fuck.
Post pic of butt
>>671458722
on your front lawn of course, and be generous to yourself
>>671458641
Whip out cock and cum on door handle
Get back in the car
>>671458641
Lock car, throw keys and wallet in the sewer.
are we just going to ignore the fact OP is a faggot not doing anything?
Kill your mom and move away to marry you dad and live life incognito
>>671458722
dubs here, kek
>>671458722
oh snap
>>671458641
get in car and drive to taco bell
Kick the door down
>>671458722
OMG CHECK EM HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>671458722
Good luck op.
>>671458722
Dubs decides next.
>>671458933
shit op, tough break, better get started
>>671457369
i can't believe i laughed at this
>>671458641
Find a rock and throw it as hard as you can at your windshield
Go to nearest gas station and buy exactly 11 twelve oz mt dews and 3 packs of American spirit Perique blend and finish all of then within the hour
>>671459047
call up a whore and shit on her
>>671459047
nice one anon
>>671458641
Reroll
>>671458875
put hot sauce in dick hole
>>671459047
Throw a hammer at your door
>>671459047
Shove cock in nearest anal cavity in the area.
carve "lift" on your passenger window
>>671459047
bite your dick, OP
>>671459133
checked
>>671459047
NORTH, EAST, NORTH
>>671459133
Bam
>>671459047
pick a flower and place stem in pee hole (in the event there are no flowers, use your house keys)
>>671459047
drive and buy 20 cheeseburgers drive around town and hand them out to the homeless but take a pic of each one you serve
>>671458744
Take rock and throw it as hard as you can at car
>>671459047
kill the first living being you see inside the house.
>>671459047
Slam car door on dick
Fuck your car's exhaust
>>671459275
re roll
>>671459133
oh my fuck OP deliver
>TAKE PAMPHLET
>>671459319
cum in cheeseburgers first
>>671459386
This
>>671459047
walk out front of the house, cock out
drive to nearest grocery store and buy 5 gallons of 2% milk
Go inside and get on computer.
>>671457540
MAGIC MISSILE THE DARKNESS
>>671459533
DELIVER NAU OP
>>671459047
Take a shit on lawn while screaming "FUCK ME JERRY! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, JERRY!" At the top of your lungs
>>671459389
Re roll
>>671459533
Kek
urinate in left shoe, shit in right shoe, then wear both for the rest of the evening
>>671459133
You must deliver
Rerolling for fuck me jerry while shitting
>>671459757
Friendly roll
>>671459386>>>671459386
>>671459533
Didn't slam very hard but hurts a Lil now.
Next dub
Bust a load on your windshield and leave it there for 2 weeks
>>671460050
Pop the hood of your car and piss on the engine block.
Shit on car hood
>>671460050
Do a burnout
>>671460050
go on grindr and suck the nearest guy's cock
Pour sand into gas tank
>>671460208
reroll
>>671460050
Op is conformed faggot.
At the store, call the cashier a dirty nigger faggot. Don't forget to post video evidence.
Film yourself jacking off on your front lawn
>>671460050
call your parents
tell them you meant to call someone else and hang up
>>671460050
Call your mom and tell her you want to fuck her like dad did to you everynight.
>>671460219
Re rol
>>671459757
ditto
>>671460335
Rolling
>>671460050
smell a random person
poo on hood
>>671460050
Lie down on driveway
Jizz on windshield then turn on wipers
cut off both your middle fingers
>>671460050
Drive to closet store that sells toilet paper.
Buy 24 rolls.
Unravel each roll in your back seat.
Get in back seat.
Go to sleep in human hamster bed.
>>671460050
have some laxatives and do it on the lawn
>>671460219
Reroll
>>671460500
WINRAR
>>671460376
Rollin
>>671460335
kek. Rolling for this one
go to nearest gas station and buy all of the mtn dew and 5 hour energies they have. tell the clerk its for your cat whos pregnant, and film that shit.
>>671460500
aw shit nigger
>>671460500
WINRAR
>>671460500
yeeeeee
>>671460050
Webm of you starting your car and making racecar noises
>>671460500
Kek
find nearest homeless person and offer to suck their dick for 4 dollars or assfuck for 2
>>671460500
>>671460544
>>671460500
Winrar
>>671460500
check em
>>671460500
kek
>>671460500
OP MUST DELIVER
>>671460500
Jerked it a little but ago and couldnt squeeze any out. Wipers are now on though.
>dubs
>>671460500
>>671460544
hurry OP
>>671460947
knock a random door naked and wait for them to answer
>>671460947
set fire to car
>>671461122
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>671461122
puhahahaha!
>>671461122
>winer
Get off b and enjoy the rest of your night.
Burn a Swastika in your yard
Shave your head
Go buy a knife
Print out posters
¶Neo Nazi Meeting Leap Day at 4¶
Hang them around town
Serve unsweetened tea
Look very intently at your credit card with the highest max limit and post a picture of it (front and back, clear image but with no editing) on your irl rpg thread on 4chan
>>671460947
>Jerked it a little but ago and couldnt squeeze any out
What?
>>671460947
Shove the gearbox in your ass
>>671461287
retard
>>671461122
Knocked on own door. Waiting for reply.
In the mean time while I wait, dubs decides next
>>671461122
You'll have to film it OP, so we have proof you actually did it
>>671461122
winrar
>>671460947
Come on OP
>>671461444
WASTED
Clean your fucking door
Go buy a quesalupa at Taco Bell and tell me how satisfying it is
>>671461521
order pizza
>>671461521
Scream like a tard. Post vocaroo.
>>671461521
Technically he did what we told him
>smear shit on door
>>671461521
touch a homeless person
>>671461521
cheater, you arent naked faggotron
>>671461521
how do we know you're naked?
>>671461444
nice trips
>>671457716
Everybody walks the dino-car floor
>>671461521
smell a shit