YLYL Thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL Thread.
>>671452914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4&ab_channel=RandomChannel
>>671452914
>>671452914
.
>>671452914
You pick up two bowls and put them up to your ears,and now both your ears are bigger ears
Here things from far away, /b/,with your bigger ears
>>671454071
>>671454050
Best ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcOKw79cD3A
kek
>>671453635
lost for no great reason
>>671454146
>>671454336
>>671452914
>>671454138
This is not a cringe thread
>>671454412
Isn't that also a pic on the SCP wiki?
>>671454138
...what?
>>671454611
Fag. You I mean
>>671454185
> implying you could make that out over the fucking siren your head is in
why the fuck do I actually enjoy getting MRIs?!
>>671454452
>>671454854
It's the eargasms for me, I used to put an old Nokia brick phone and put on full blast to ticlkle my eardrum
>>671454777
Nice trips, and a classic pic.
>>671454331
lost
>>671454945
>>671454331
topkek
>>671454823
Fucking wow
Bananiggers
>>671455231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOvheB_RTlg
>>671455346
>>671454984
lost. it's true too
>>671455346
>>671455231
This makes me sad... OP could've had something special but he fucked it because he's an attention-whoring bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWvym_CeSg
>>671456103
>>671455513
maximum kek
>>671454321
Always gets me when i see it.
>>671454854
>>671455235
You can both suck my dick. I've had dozens of those fucking things over the years and there is nothing in the world I hate more. I'd sooner have exploratory surgery at this point.
>>671452914
Ylyl?
Your lesbian yoda laughs?
Yellow labia yells loudly?
Yall like yonder larry?
Be more specific, you dumb fucking nigger faggot. What does ylyl mean?
>>671454331
A guy on the last 'If you laugh than you lose' thread told me using green arrows
>like this
were called meme arrows
is that really what they're called?
>>671454823
oh god that's fucking disgusting. I'm surprised that not only does it fit the landwhale, but it isn't cutting off circulation to her hand
>>671456283
>>671456459
>>671456491
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbuk6tjyB2M
>>671454068
haha, le hamster xD hahah top lols 2 u good sir. clearly that hamster is not a happy one! I think I'll share that with my grandma on facebook, she'll love it.
>>671454452
Smiled, breathing intensified. Close but no losing
>>671456371
To be fair mine are because I'm fucked in the head enough to be valuable for research
>>671455020
god dammit I lost hard. High af
>>671456540
I thought that was a fucked up foot...
>>671454050
lost
>>671456574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ymKf4pyO1E
ayyy lamo
>>671455020
That makes me uncomfortable. That open space just ugh
>>671456584
>Hey Rickie, lets throw the lion cub in with the bear cub hurr
>But Jamal, we're supposed to be conservatiGODDAMNIT JAMAL
>sheeeeit
>>671456668
Thanks!
>>671456459
Why?
>>671454071
>>671454776
I think so. It's a toy dump truck with the same wight and carrying capacity of a regular dump truck. Can't remember the number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYiHQhLB9V0
>>671456767
I lost.
>>671457166
>>671457503
gdi
>>671457175
>>671456133
Checked
>>671456974
>>671454331
zozzle
>>671452914
>>671454050
lost
>>671456624
Why did I perceive the room at changing color, like, three times?
>>671454503
Wow. I really, really, REALLY like this image.
>>671457781
>>671457903
Thanks Lori
>>671454984
I lost.
>>671457903
thanks Lori
>>671457903
>>671458021
Yeesh, it always sucks being the bard in the party
>>671457403
>same wight and carrying capacity of a regular dump truck
Wtf is it made out of a goddamn neutron star?
>>671457864
You might want to see a doctor.
>>671455586
lost
>>671456371
They aren't that bad. You're just a little bitch
>>671454898
lost
>>671457903
Save it, its all yours my friend :^)
>>671458021
Like Italy in WW2
>>671456459
Get the fuck out newfag
>>671458252
You vape bro?
>>671458433
Try having 1 a week for a few years and then come back and we'll talk about it.
>>671458252
Topkek vaping is gay
>>671456715
>He put all his ducks in a row
>>671456584
fuckin kek/10
>>671456686
Lest
>>671457903
Thanks for coming out tonight Bill.
>>671458514
lost, oh god I can just imagine this scene. The panic, the shame, the probably in jail by now.
>>671458246
>>671455020
Isn't that what happens when you fall off rainbow ride in Super Mario 64?
>>671455513
lost
>>671458486
A nigger did this?
>>671455513
lost
>>671458021
you gotta have that bard class
>>671458554
only when i'm with my boyfriend.
>>671458943
>he is also bi
lost
>>671453816
Why the fuck did I lose to this
>>671457693
hes got a nice package...
>>671453603
not even gonna lie, I legit love this song
>>671454945
Lost but I wasn't trying at all. I need any amount of joy I can get between the floods of bananas, ISIS propaganda and gook sluts.
>>671458216
>>671458021
>>671459111
>>671456959
Without the context this is even more hilarious
>>671457702
>>671458646
You literally just lay there. Take a nap pussy
>>671456133
I remember this thread, I think he said he knew her feeling but she was fat and gross and he wanted to get her out of his life
>>671459535
why...anyone have the / a story on this?
>>671459589
Lost
>>671459535
neat
>>671456574
>not wearing an Olympic medallion on your first date
>>671456491
Nice meme arrows
>>671459584
>>671459535
lost so funny omg
>>671458955
gets me every fucking time m8
>>671459737
>brown country
>>671457693
This is funnier than it has any right to be.
>>671453762
>>671459721
>lie completely still, don't move your neck, back, pelvis, or legs
>now let us put loud, undulating noise on in an unpredicable pattern
>have a nice nap!
Idiot.
>>671458021
filename
>>671457693
gets me every time
>>671459410
I love you, Anon.
>>671459997
>>671459895
So what is it like some ritual of...something to prove...a thing? I mean he wasn't physically forced to do shit and he went back for more. What the actual fuck
>>671460232
she bends the bar....
>>671459777
sweet trips bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFZ1DjP0eA
>>671460358
Stole something. They take that shit seriously. I wish we did it here too. Someone stole my Trump sign, and I'd delight in chopping off their goddamn thieving fingers like this.
>>671460358
He had a gun to his head you faggot
>>671460127
>unpredictable
Nigger that shits regular as fuck
>>671460232
I hope she was pregnant, that way she gets depressed at having killed a fetus and never has kids.
>>671459494
Why do you do this? Does it bring you joy to taunt me with your bananas? Does it give validation to your existence? You have so little time on this earth, and this is how you've chosen to spend it? What would your parents think if they knew you spent your time posting that fucking banana? Will you look back on your life as you lay dying amidst friends and family and say "I'm glad I posted that banana again, it was a real hoot"?
Perhaps you have some reevaluating to do.
>>671454484
Why I lost, I'll never know
>>671460590
oh fuck you're right I totally missed that.
>>671460565
is probably right, I've read that somewhere before
>>671455137
Lost
>>671456459
Lost
>>671460620
Guessing yours were more localized than mine, in that case. Mine go quiet for maybe 30 secs while they (possibly?) realign, then make noise for another 10 secs, realign, another 2 minutes, realign, and so on. At least, that's what I'm guessing they're doing. I don't actually know how the fucking thing works, I just know that there are pretty considerable periods of silence at least 5-10 times.
>>671460490
lost
>>671460238
most is cringe, but emu is tasty af
>>671454185
Have you never watched House MD? They're paying attention the whole time.
>>671460565
This is some advanced trolling. Keep up the good work anon.
>>671459589
Holy Christ, that's horrifying.
>>671458669
Future CEO.
The mismatched shoes represent how accepting he is of inter-racial couples and mixed-race children. When he starts running the biggest business in the country, he'll hire /so/ damn many legal-only immigrants.
>>671461416
I'd eat a fucking emu. That said, they don't look all that great.
>>671456459
not sure if newfag or troll
> hate either way
>>671454334
I'm premature like this fag
>>671456345
Lost hard
>>671461795
closest thing tastewise is beef, but its some leaner, less stringy, and better tasting.
>>671458247
That wouldn't change its carrying capacity, and neutron stars are way more dense than that.
>>671459812
MODS this is illegal
>>671462098
Dude. Neutrons, bro.
>>671456584
That's just cute as fuck.
>>671462341
Fuckin' biggest diamonds in the universe. Their middles are so gooey and soupy that we can't currently comprehend it.
>>671459812
Did any one see that?
>>671462538
what was it?
>>671462627
I don't know but this nigger said it was illegal and then it was removed>>671462130
>>671462725
prob something gay
>>671458404
What's the answer to the riddle?
>>671462877
If it was then this whole thread would have been gone, I think it was something illegal
>>671462907
I think it is supposed to be man
>>671462907
People. Four legged crawling, two legged walking, three legged walking with cane.
>>671459361
Every fucking time.
>>671456531
>hey fag, sniff this stinker
>>671454336
dunno if i quite understand this, but i like it
>>671459535
did that dude jab his finger up his ass midway
>>671459824
oldie but goldie
>>671453756
lost
>>671460448
I giggled a tiny bit for a tiny gif.
>>671455231
Call me
>>671459737
probably stole, idk
>>671452914
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671460127
Do you not like MRIs? Here's your xanax and earplugs. You need to hold perfectly still but unless your tumor is the size of an apple we are just going recommend more expensive imaging anyway. Yep, just go to sleep.
"Dear" femanons. This is a warning to you all. The great financial collapse is looming near. The order of society will break down and the ensuing mass hysteria will leave you dismayed at all the stupid choices you've made in your sad lives.
I am a 5'8" STEM-educated man who speaks 3 different languages with natural talent in artforms such as sketching/painting and playing the piano. I have a red belt in taekwon-do and have taken the time to prepare myself mentally, physically and even spiritually for the impending apocalypse.
While you may "brag" about your ooga booga 6'4" Chad, I have bested him in every way that matters. And the only thing that will matter is one's ability to adapt and survive, which neither you nor your tall Chads acquire. For you see, taller people need much more nutrients and protein to fully function and unfortunately for them, food will be way too scarce and they will die off. The human body was simply never meant to exceed past 5'11" unless it be met with numerous degenerative conditions relating to joints and bone structure. In fact Scandinavia has the highest rate of hip fractures worldwide.
You may call me bitter all you want like the tumblr SJW that you are but I am simply MGTOW and have already purged any remaining carnality for women long ago. You seem to be under the impression that every single heterosexual man that sees you is quite fond of you. You are misled. You also seem to be under the impression that men fit under a level of hierarchy based on our appearances. Again, you are mistaken. When you cry for help I will not save you. MGTOW -- We are the true alphas.
This is merely a warning. Your Chads will die off. It has happened to the neanderthals in paleolithic times and it will happen again in the current era. And on that day you will know that I am superior. Just remember this the next time you feel entitled to compare men on the basis of their appearance, height, or clothing.
>>671466115
Fuuuuck I thought you finally died of an aneurism. Back to the grind, huh?
>>671453699
Why did I lose to this
>>671466167
I'm planning to just get high as fuck for the next one. I don't give a fuck how much of a nuisance I am. I'm paying you fuckers a fortune, you can put up with my obnoxiously high ass.
>>671460446
Holy shit, she did...
>>671453603
This is the greatest thing ever...
>>671454823
What the fuck? Where's the wrist?
>>671460134
The cancer is spreading
>>671468826
>kankle
>for hands
>armand
>>671459535
Not real.
>>671466311
mfw I'm a ooga booga 6'4" MGTOW named chad, kek.
>>671459878
As if that dude would be with her if he wasn't a feedee.
>>671458021
i cover you..with a song that goes like this
>>671453756
good thing that red circle is there, i would have no idea what i was looking at
>>671456130
Can't believe I lost to this shit. I lost hard.
>>671458993
Nah man, niggers don't hurt people without a reason, (you didn't "loan" them money, you have a really nice watch, you call them a nigger) this type of shit, hurting kids for no reason, is a white psycho thing.
>>671455231
That rule 1&2 violation belongs in a cringe thread
>>671454823
I didn't know apple made belts
>>671459997
fuck i lost.
>>671471621
Nigger detected.
>>671456283
And I was doing so well
>>671453532
Already lost. God damn it!
