It Aint easy being the king
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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It Aint easy being the king
are you even trying
Bro
Check out these quads
Swear fealty to me now and you live
wut
rolling for trips
>>671451858
Rip im a peasant
>>671451359
M m m m m m mods
all hail your emperor
>>671449207
Behold the power of a peasant
>>671452351
roll ;-;
Work work
Mark Me
rawling
can never be number 1
Winning
PEASANT REPORTING FOR DUTY, OUT OF THE WAY KINGS AND EMPERORS SO I CAN PLOW THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FIELDS. IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR DUMBASS CAN MANAGE IT.
>>671449207
Rolling pls obey me
>>671453298
SHIT
pls
My humble origins bely my grand destiny...
Glory to the king
>>671449207
A man can dream....
You can't honestly expect me to believe that the king is decided by a set of post numbers.
Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical shitposting cermony.
i am king
Anything but peasant pls
YOU SHALL BE MY SLAVE
>>671453611
Nice dubs swoldier, knight coming through
>>671449207
I actually really enjoy living in my own filth and shoveling dirt all day
>>671449207
PEASANT
It's easier to pee on people from a great height if you're a peasant anyway
>>671454678
Fuck.
Rollllllin
Rollin'
peasant life
rol
rolling for peasant
>>671449207
Bow to your new king
king
Begone from my thread, peasants
Autobots, roll out.
praise ur new king
ok
rolleth
praise ur god
On your knees, dirty peasants
fuck this shit
rollz
Rollerino
bow to me peasants
>>671449207
> I have the text that is green, I am now your King.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>671449207
lemme show you faggots how it's done.
>check em
>in b4 Lion King
Hail to the king baby!
bow peasants
I am the Red Menace
All Hai your new emporor!
>>671449207
king o f kings
>>671449207
Rollin
>>671449207
but jesus is the king of kings
It aint easy being cheesy
check it
>>671456265
not anymore he's not
Witness my knighthood!
Rolling
Most likely will be a peasant.
burgueoise
>>671449207
>>671449207
boi
King get. I promote all peasants to Knight status. Fuck the system.
Lets do this !
bow before your queen
>>671449207
Peasant uprising!
rolan dolan
>>671456441
And what do ya fucken know. I almost had trips but still got singles.
>>671449207
King
Im the king of raping ponies! All hail the king!
King get. I promote all peasants to Knight status. Fuck the system!
>>671449207
living la vida loca
>>671449207
Hail
>>671449207
i r ur lord
muh dick
Lets fights brothers, together we can overthrow the kings!
quite you peasants
>>671449207
hehe
Bow down
>>671449207
>tfw emperor
mmm roll for knighthood
>>671449207
Llor
I'll see what I can do...
>>671449207
Llorer
we rollin
Dear Firelady. I want throne. Make me throne master.
Bitch
Peasant get
I'd rather he a NEET peasant anyway. Fuck all that responsibility, nigger.
Rolling for the throne.
We will roll and I will get...
>>671449207
Nothing, back to your turnips!
Ready for work
get
Rolll
>>671450944
I wouldn't serve a mere soldier. You are to me as a peasant is to a knight.
QUADS GET
Roll
hello peasant
I'm a peasant.
Hmmm
meme get
Knight reporting in
Trump
Rollllll
Hail
m'crops
>>671458000
CHECKED AND KEK'D
>>671458000
M'knight
Peasant it is
Check m8
>>671449207
rello
king of peasants coming though fegs
>>671449207
All hail me!
Feel the quads
Roll
I am the king. Kneel before me
Bow
Rawl
peasant rolling for a knights tale!
meme get x2
On my way to serfdom
>>671449207
the king wants to be alone right now
Ahah
>>671449207
Open space, This peasant is going to test his luck.
>>671449207
maybe I'll zozzle today
Filthy peasants
cool beans
being a peasant is fun
roll in
Meh
>>671449207
come on!
plz
time to go get my ass wiped for me
silly ol willy, i put it in my bum, stung my bum now my bum is numb!
k
I guess ill be the honorable knight
who's the king?
I'll settle for King
my first decree is that fapping to traps is gay and weird
Easy Rawlins
I accept my fate
I will rule with an iron fist.
knight get
Knight here
ez win bb
Why not
>>671449207
Peasant reporting in.
reroll
monty python get
niggerss
rereroll
ez win again bb
I got it this time bb
feg
ez bb np ez.
i cant wait to be a peasant!
rofl ill get it this time
>>671460877
dubs soldier bby
God save me
trips ez bb
>>671461111
Well, fuck
King of Kings, bow down before me
ez bb
rolling for luck
Niggerstonguemyanus.
>>671449207
Rolling for a sixtet
>>671461111
LONG LIVE THE KING
rip
Kneel
I am no more a peasant than you are a good son -_-
>>671449207
Watch out, peasant coming through. Get outta my way nobles, I got crops to plant. Bet you nobles can't even plant crops.
>>671461111
All hail king shabba labba
>>671461111
Your grace
rollin'
>>671461111
Hail the king
promotion time
Czeched
>>671449207
I roll for peasant.
I will just herd me sheeps.
>>671461111
My king!
Well, I know where my place is...
Poop
I am the king of all kings
Peasant get
>>671449207
shinny
ahhhh
Niggers
Sharpie in the pooper for your emperor.
>>671461830
I'm also a king what do you know
>>671461111
Hail
all hail me, ruler of you fags
rolling for peasant
gay
>>671449207
king
im the nigger king
>>671461111
bow for your emperor
Might as well roll
>>671461111
kneel
an epic roll
>>671461111
hail
Rolling Fags
Roooollllll
i am the king of kings
I wonder...
>>671461111
fuck dis guy im the king now
Shall we?
>>671462244
soldier transform!
Status check.
>>671461111
i didnt vote for you
Nay, for that night a lord was bjorn.
The king is dead, long live the king.
>>671461111
Hail the king, rolling
behold your new godess
>>671461111
Hail
rolling for peasant
>>671449207
Rolling
>>671449207
what the...
>>671463098
Off by 2
Rewlin
fuck you op. bow before me you cunts!
Anything but the peasant class
>>671461111
All hail!
Get away from me you filthy peasents
knight get
>>671449207
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
i accept my fate
I am Lorde
rolling for glory.
>>671449207
rolling
Preparing for peasantry
Lets try
The only bad thing here is singles, and i never get singles!
>>671449207
Where is my crown?
Fucking Quints m8
As your king, I decree that all femanons post nudes now
>>671449207
if dubs blacks have no reason to be around
Peasantry is for peasants
Hail to the Squidward.
Give me bread!
cheese
dgnlf
Trump is our savior
digitsss
I aint no peasant
>>671449207
sup
>>671464111
oh shit
>>671449207
fucking plebs
>>671464111
What to do with all this power?
Op, go on Disney.com without your parents' permission.
Whatever roll
pshh, cheese!
got scrap? fuck you I'm god among my kind
hmmm
>>671461111
Dam son
Bernie is king
...
>>671449207
Its good to be the King
Rolling for status.
Peasant = An hero
Bow to Me!
roll fag
▲
▲ ▲
one can only hope...
>>671449207
rollin
Sir cocklebur at your service
rollan
I wanna be a mighty king!
Rollllll
Gods are born peasants
i want to be the meme king
>>671449207
Soldja-boy
>>671464866
Thank Jebus.
Waiting for a king to give the order to a knight to have the soldiers kill the plebs.
>>671449207
bow down to the king
>>671449207
LONG LIVE KiNG JAMAL
roll mother fuckers
octs I am god
>>671449207
roll
>>671449207
Behold the king, the king of kings
Ey b0ss
