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Start a rekt thread.
>>671436074
>>671437103
Good shit.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>671437103
no one pisses off smallman and his gang, not even smallman.
>>671437548
yeah
>>671437410
>>671437286
>>671437103
>>671436900
>>671436074
anyone got any mouse webms?
>>671437548
This high quality bait
>>671437548
>>671437580
top kek
>>671437548
Kid, shut the fuck up. Who said I liked killing, and corpses? Though, you're not wrong, I do enjoy violence, I didn't imply it. I said a rekt thread, you fucking cuck, that means post whatever the fuck you want, as long as it's someone getting rekt. Kill yourself, faggot, put yourself on my rekt thread.
>>671437548
Lmao where do the fuck you think you are ?
This place where you happen to stumble upon, this is my dojo, my domain.
Welcome to hell
>>671437844
why was he walking there on the first place? why didn't he just fucking watch his step?
>>671437720
>>671436074
>>671437565
>>671437548
>>671437844
Fucking REKT
Rekt lexi belle reporting in
>>671437548
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671437103
Why didn't they just let the 2 manlets fight it out.
>>671438278
when the weed to strong
>>671438191
because they're base jumpers, and he was wearing a parachute.
>>671438021
>responding to old pasta
Check out this newfag
>>671438369
>>671438700
whats going on there?
>>671436074
nice stutter, there
>>671437410
that's sad, never play with nerve gas
>>671438780
Nerf gas
>>671438994
>doesn't recognize navy seal copy pasta
gtfo newfag
>>671438861
>>671438994
>tasting the bate
wow you're so new
>>671438994
Kid, that pasta is older than you. Fucking lurk moar you stupid newfag.
>>671438994
>>671439088
>>671439138
>not realizing his post was the bait
Counter-bait
>>671438994
That copypasta is as old as the internet.
GTFO, newfag.
>>671439318
or was mine the bait? how meta do you want to take this?
>>671437580
At least he didn't have to wait
>>671438525
>fair fight
>niggers
Pick one.
>>671437844
Is he okay?
>>671439418
>>671439347
>>671439318
You fuckers it's a Rekt thread, get your mind off the copypasta and post more people getting fucked up.
>>671439418
since he has deleted the post, it's safe to assume he took bait without knowing.
>>671439268
dat instant regret
>>671439831
People like you are what make a thread great.
>>671438278
Is he okay?
>>671438177
The fuck are they doing with those weak kicks? Idiots.
>>671439831
>>671439268
holy shit, that filename kek
<works for both rekt and ylyl
>>671438369
God i would fucking demolish her
>>671439779
yeah, his neck broke the fall
>>671437580
dying from keks
>>671439831
2
>>671439831
3
>>671438453
Is he okay?
>>671438852
First time that nigger probably ever turned the indicator on.
>>671438700
This has to be fake...
>>671437103
nigs gonn nig
>>671440474
Yes, now he got a free mind
>>671438700
Why wouldn't someone just put that poor fuck out of his misery?
>>671440055
Triple Dubs checked
>>671439268
>>671437844
theres something off about this, that foot slip
>>671440180
amazing
>>671439318
Ooh, das a I've never seen that bait.gif before, I'ma keep et, k fam?
>>671440255
Did I see blood squrt
>>671437410
Everybody do the flop
>>671437410
>oh boy the things going to fall over lol
>any second now
>why did they stop?
> ooohhh
>>671438858
>underrated post
that filename tho.
>>671439268
Is he okay?
>>671438021
>>671437410
Is they okay?
>>671441427
>>671440596
>>671440130
Holy shit my sides are in orbit
>>671441288
/thread
>>671441288
Questioning if real or fake.
Also dub dubs
>>671436074
>>671441288
gee, hope they got that guy sent to a hospital get fixed up real quick...
>>671441180
Yeah, the doctor had him have a heart transplant before he bleed the fuck out.
>>671437548
Fuck you. Know it all piece of shit. If I'm nothing but sincere to people and I get discarded like a used tampon then I'm not the one who needs to learn to socialize. This world is too sour for my sweet soul
>>671437580
oh shit, did this nigga just go full tard down the elevator hole?
his ass wouldn't have even fit in with other people.
nigga doesn't even look like he needs that scooter.
rekt.
>>671441581
>filename
Is that really the backstory because I've seen this file before
>>671439136
Not even joking, the guy driving this is me. I have diabetes, and I was having an episode behind the wheel of the fork, and I ended up driving in the wrong direction, as you can see here.
Didn't even get fired.
>>671441520
>>671441748
kek
>>671437844
is he wearing a parachute?
>>671438700
My only regret was
>boneitis
>>671436074
Fake and gay
>>671441900
Basically, but the dad didnt think he would. He also thought his son tried to shoot him, which is why he punches him in the face after the kid blows his brains out.
>>671438177
stabbed the fuck outta that nigga.
>>671437580
>immediately regret this decision
>>671438177
Is it okay?
>>671442366
Glad it was a nigger
>>671437410
they hit a powerline faggots
>>671442366
Is nigglet okay?
>>671440728
what is happening here?
>>671437410
Can someone explain what happened here?
How about a ylyl thread?
>>671437410
FYI: They hit a power-line and all got fried.
>>671441948
fake glass.
>>671438177
What the fuck come on even my manlet legs kick harder than that
>>671441904
>>671443032
okay
>>671443546
Is that okay?
>>671439831
4
>>671439831
5
>>671439831
6
>>671440689
He may one day out his brain in a robot and fight the invading aliens
>>671438177
Holy actual fucking shit these pussy fucks piss me the fuck off
You see someone getting stabbed in the face probably screaming their lungs out for help, you have three dudes at your back, and you don't stomp the shit outta that fucker. What the fuck is wrong with the human male today? Jesus butt fucking christ
>>671439831
7
>>671442366
>>671442840
NOOOOOOOOOOOO :( :(
>>671439831
8
>>671438278
Backstory? did he get shot?
>>671439831
9
>>671439831
10
>>671439831
11
>>671439831
12
>>671443879
Is she okay?
>>671443976
>>671438700
What the hell? Did her neck break?
>>671443676
Is that the Chinese version of speed ?
>>671444087
>>671439318
>falling for the counter counter bait
>with meme image
>this was the counter bait all along
>>671441581
haha
>>671443011
They all got electrocuted really really bad. Probably hit a power-line. When you get electrocuted all your muscles usually tense up and you can't let go. Then they end up on fire and smoking, because the electrocution and all.
That the shitty thing about electrocuted, the worse it is, the worse your body freezes up, and the harder it is pull yourself away.
>>671444177
>>671439268
open casket suicide
>>671444278
>>671439950
>is he okay
>>671444408
>>671444535
>>671444408
>>671444278
>>671444177
>>671444087
Fuck off you sad cunt!
>>671440728
Fucking white people. Proof they are on their decline. Can't wait till its all brown and yellow... then all yellow.
>>671444624
>>671444665
>>671437580
it's an asian elevator. It must feed
>>671443879
stupid cunt.
didn't even seat belt.
>>671444817
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
God damn it, my thread has been cucked by pony fucks, I hope a bumblefuck stings the shit out of your ass.
>>671438554
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>671441581
>>671441900
>cant read filename on mobile
I bet it was some cunt with depression and the other guy dared him to take his life. Good riddamce, fuck those people.
>>671438369
got fat as fuck what a pig
>>671438852
He lived
>>671445006
I'd still bang them tbh fam
>>671441581
>Guy shoots himself in the head
>Better slap him in the face really hard
>>671442366
fuckin dumb piece of shit. probably for the best.
>>671445868
I Kr it made me kek
>>671443781
Fuvks thia one piss me off. If new arabia didn't have cameras he should have went backwards and fucked him up worse.
>>671438852
That reminds me of the first time I tried Rainbow Road.
>>671438096
What's the story on this?
>>671442366
top kek
>>671443970
Beautiful
>>671444051
Stupid fat cunt
>>671446263
Honestly I don't know, but I would like to also know the background.
Bumb
>>671439268
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate.
>>671437844
Its fake, dumbfucks
>>671444051
thos are sum good fecking brakes
>>671441545
oh shit, is he okay?
>>671438700
watch your back literally
>>671446670
Just curious. Medfag here.
>>671439981
typical bicycle commute
>>671441904
I want to believe so bad
>>671443835
Some people just belong in a snow bank. Better for everyone else.
>>671438965
>>671438861
Its not nerve gas
>>671443734
Lol, he just stands up and walks away.
>>671447804
Falls for obvious bait, Christ newfag lurk moar
>>671448755
>saying lurk moar
being this new
>>671444687
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dream on
>>671449270
> saying being this new
Hello newfriend
>>671441900
the true back story:
Kid was a video game addict and his father warned him to stop playing games.
Kid replies with its either videogames or i kill my self.
the father doesnt believe his kid and thinks he is trying to up the game against his father.
Therefore father brings in a gun and puts it on the table and tells his son go ahead there are no more videogames.
To which the father cocks the gun and places it on the table.
the kid kills himself.
the mother loses her mind and the father does the same.
The kid literally lost his mind.
and thats the true story anon.
>>671442366
not named >how to train a baby
>>671439981
Cabbages.... cabbages here
>>671442272
Nice roll faggot
>>671446235
Keked
>>671443781
he didnt intend that since he only had to choices:
either kill him and pay one fee for his casket.
or he can always fake a back injury and you will have to pay forever on this guy i have seen it a lot in the 3rd world.
in china for instance people are so afraid when people purposefully injure themselves that they might go back to kill them with there car so they dont pay all their lives on there fagget asses.
You sir, are retarded. Obvious stumble is obvious
>>671436074
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
>>671444087
Timothy Townsend is my uncle's full name. I am afraid. Very very afraid.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXamosNN9Q
>>671442811
>>671438861
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>>671443011
they hit power line NEWFAGS THIS IS SO OLD IF YOU HVENT SEEN IT YOU ARE NEWWWWWWW
>>671438700
I hope any depressed loser here looks at this then takes a look at their own life and appreciates the fact they maybe fat or ugly but be greatful that this could have been you but its not. At least someone should have had the decency to put hin out of his misery or at least ask him if he wants to go.
>>671437720
It's a rekt thread not a gore one. Fucking new fags I swear.
>>671438965
how is that nerve gas?
looks to me like they got electrocuted?
>>671438858
kek
>>671437103
is that a midget/niggers bar?
>>671442840
I enjoy the thought of flaying someone alive :)
>>671453422
don't be so dense... of course its fucking nerve gas
d
Diego
>>671453908
Looks like a totally wild night out.
>>671442025
yes numbnuts
>>671443011
OSHA meets a powerline
>>671438177
I don't really think anyone liked the bitch being stabbed. With those weak ass attempts.
>>671453908
what is this? sauce?
>>671454454
the grifter
>>671454454
one of the august underground films
really fucked up
check out august underground's mordum, it's the most graphic one
>>671441581
>Guy told his son to Kill himself
>he actually did it
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>671441948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SefbDHEHpfw&feature=youtu.be
>>671454454
No, it's not sauce. It's a .webm file.
>>671454726
is this from the dark web? were they ever caught?
>>671454866
No, they are movies. They're not real.
>>671441904
god its so hard to believe but i want to
>>671439268
>That awkward pause
I wonder if he felt the awkwardness of not instantly dying right after he shot himself...
>>671437410
BBQ top kek
>>671443819
>human male
why is it every male's job to protect someone?
Maybe the bitch on the ground should've protected herself?
Dude has a knife, every person, even men, has the right to not get involved if they think they themselves might be harmed.
Why don;t you throw on a cape, and wander the streets looking for fair maidens to save, pussy.
>>671454866
Its not real. So, no, they didn't get caught.
>>671437844
Edited. He had a parachute and deployed it in time.
>>671455039
looks pretty real. they did a good job
>>671455397
kek
>>671438369
Oh yes Lexi, keep packing it on.
>>671441707
Those arent dub dubs you newfag
>>671443781
>>671450810
the full video shows the asshole in red and his buddies had been aggressively harassing the drive by beating his car and i think they threw punches thru his window.
well deserved.
later when the police arrived the guy in red claimed to be the victim.
Camera saved the driver from being wrongly accused
>>671444687
kekekekekek, the day white people are gone is the day the human race ends.
>>671443897
i think the rainforest got him
>>671441751
dont worry, i saw the news, he lived
>>671438177
Why did it take so long for someone to simple drag him off? And the weak ass kicks to his bicep when they have a clear shot of is fucking face?
Make your own reaction from a picture off the internet, but use photoshop or similar to make it special.
>>671437410
wasn't there an extra part where one of those niggers woke up and got up and then electrocuted again
>>671442366
look at that, how the left arm gets ripped off the body
>>671441581
>son has gaming addition
>father is a police man
>father tell his son to either stop or shot him in the heart(see how he lifts his short up)
>son takes the gun and shots himself instead
How much of a newfag can someone be to not know the story behind this? Retards
>>671441114
>>671441520
>>671443011
>>671443011
new fags detected
>>671440728
What is even the objective?
>>671437580
this is pretty typical of an asian
arrogance with stupidity you can't imagine in the rest of the world (and thats in spite of the stupidity shown in threads like this).
>>671440255
gotta get those good photos man
>>671457065
eh.
In my experience, Asians are just clueless about their surrounds. That's why they're terrible fucking drivers, they are just clueless about danger and aren't very good at analyzing variables.
They're very good at following recipes and repeating process', why they excel in things like engineering.
Anyway, I don;t think they're dumb. Behind closed doors, ya, arrogant as fuck and supremely racist. In public, and to your face, nope, not at all, kinda cowardly usually.
>>671445762
The stomping of the hoof while arguing is strangely cute to me.
Perhaps i should go killmyself.
>>671441904
when and where?
>>671443546
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>671446263
>white people
>>671437548
>>671458033
I really really like this pasta.
>>671441581
they literally rofl when he kills himself
>>671439974
>need to name it
NoSmoking.gif
>>671437548
Lol failed english class much?
>>671455255
Me too. Save it! It's all yours my friend : )
>>671436074
>>671459691
>>671437720
looks shoop'd
>>671459767
>>671459691
>pall suddenly gets >100lbs lighter
>must be nothing, keep going
>>671459856
>>671460069
>>671458118
>no file name
you just had one job
>>671460334
>>671460069
>filename
topkek
>>671460501
>>671454844
well meme'd my friend.
>>671460689
>>671461146
>>671461263
>>671438700
The oracle
>>671455255
Idk with some basic training in martial arts they could've saved a life.
I personally wouldve knocked the guy out in 1 kick, his head is clear and its low, very very easy. It's not a stretch to call every single guy that tried to help a pussy, they are as, a woman would have been as efficient IF NOT MORE efficient at neutralizing the assailant. Point in case.
>>671459691
i love the girls that walk by, laughing like it's a comedy sketch
fake?
>>671461387
>>671442840
>>671444051
I've never wanted someone to get run over by a car so badly in my life.
>>671461490
>>671437751
Fag
>>671443879
Kek
>>671442366
howToTrainYourKid.gif
>>671461490
Anyone else find it amusing they have a native American dreamcatcher hanging from the rear view mirror?
>>671442585
Edgelord
>>671438858
that filename sent my sides into orbit...
>>671461146
this kills the crab
>>671436900
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
>>671440055
>>671459767
sometimes it's just not your day.
>>671439136
i bet the guy that does inventory was pissed.
>>671456129
That would still be attempted manslaughter in my country.
>>671437638
>>671437751
>>671438021
>>671441766
>>671459352
Glad to see we have some new members to the internet.
>>671458118
What the fuck kind of anatomy professor let's the students decapitate the cat, cut it's limbs off, bring food into the lab, and do this sociopathic shit?
>>671439268
Fuckin stupid ass filename but fuck I kek'd
>>671465040
Im pretty sure it was already dead. And it is pretty funny imo it's nyan cat if u didn't know already.
