Dubs u go
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Dubs u go
Hello
Ohhhh hewo Asia
>>671416962
herro
>>671416962
Taiwan #1 country
>>671416962
Damn you have some chinky looking eyes, good thing I'm a weeaboo ;) lets mate.
Nudes $5 rite?
>>671417427
roll
I'm the bomb ;) let me destroy you
>>671416962
american penis so big. you like sucki sucki?
Can I tongue punch your fart box tonight
>>671417427
rorr
USA! USA! USA!
Sup zipper head
>>671417788
Winrar
>>671417811
Fag
Ching chong chinka chong?
>>671417811
I'm from canada tho
Hey, just matched you and your peng as fuck, like really 10/10 would bang, hottest match of the day.
You like noodles? Ofcourse you do, tell you what come down to my gaff and will sort you the finest super noodles Tesco has to offer. What do you say fam?
Gooker
>>671417914
Roll
>>671418032
Op delivery
>>671417914
Re-rolling
she looks like a female PSY
>>671417914
rolling
>>671418032
Let's play an ancient Chinese game. It's called "How Far Can I Shove My Noodle Down Your Throat" no cheating!
>>671417914
this
what is a tongue punch?
>>671418277
Winrar
Do we get delivery from OP?
hi:) youre cute<3 i'm not getting any tinder messages so call/text me (702) 619-8902. talk to ya soon, hottie!:)
Pls respond
>>671418543
Spam dude. I recognize the picture.
>>671418543
Op is god
>>671418690
not spam, she has her ig and likes from facebook
I bet you have a feminine penis
>>671418837
fucking lol
>>671418837
Reroll
Is it werid I masturbate in kids gap?
>>671418837
Last reroll before i give up
Do you ever feel like your shit is coming out sideways?
>>671419897
Roll
>>671420195
how bout we have a dinner with hot Dog, real dog, then i will shove my dog into your throat later
>>671420195
im a korean, wohoooo. and i rike my chinese food cooked rite. i have rocket. its very small. Its in my pants. Cant get it. Up.
>>671420468
Roll
Do you want to get weirder
Nudes prease?
>>671420195
So, do your reproductive organs work, or...?
>>671420521
Roll
>>671420799
Winrar
Will you show me the memes?
dont make it weird baby just put come over to my place make sure to bring a bag for ur face
>>671420958
Roll
Rolling, use this
>Ding dong, hit my bong
>Ching Chong, suck my dong
>Ling lang, stroke my Wang
>bing bang, oops imma let it go inside
you are here: 4chan.org/b/thread/671416962
Send her a picture of your penis/or pubes
>>671421164
roll
send her a pic of animal porn
someone get dubs already
>>671420799
winrar'd
>>671421164
this
>>671416962
The best things about ever since you I was in just one more thing time is only I get to see you at least one and don't have to do it that with my family and friends.
She liked my 2nd mesaage btw
>>671421444
checked.. and wut
>>671421444
what
>>671421444
Checked.
But got autism just trying to understand
>>671421446
Ichi ban ramen bowl keks.
>>671421446
Come on, I wont tell anyone, you wont tell anyone, ruts a bit of fun gonna do?
>>671421114
Re-roll bcuz itz gud
>>671421444
Hwut
>>671421920
re roll
>>671421164
rollin
>>671421920
reroll
>>671421446
Hay lets skip the unnecessary intro's you liked my face I like your face so let's just skip all the foreplay and get down to brass tactics.
1) give me Snapchat
2) send me tits/butt
3) help me with my math hw
>>671422003
000 so close
>>671421920
come on rnjesus reroll
エルフモンスター
>>671422063
regal roll
>>671422104
Reroll
Ekstrapolacja transcendentalnej miłości powinna wynikać z oczywistej koherentności naszych uczuć; dlatego sądzę, że powinniśmy się do siebie zbliżyć, kochanie
>>671421164
Henry rawlin
>>671422181
reaproller
>>671422114
thanks for notice
>>671422270
reeeeerollin
>>671422104
Roll
チーズゴブリン
>>671421920
OP just do this one fuck off
>>671422104
This
>>671422104
Roll. And kek
>>671422392
reroll
>>671421920
rerolling op
>>671422104
Dubs get activated?
grape
>>671421920
my fucking god reroll
Well sorry my friend told me to send me those things I want to get to know you and likely go out on a date, Will you?
私はあなたの裸を見たいです
>>671422635
rarel
>>671422611
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>671422635
RORELL
I've got a problem can you help me
It's a math problem
>>671422104
Rolling for this shit
>>671422611
Checked
>>671422635
Reroll
>>671422635
DAMN IT DUBS PLEASE
Has been very tommorow but i likz you fore nore rezone wut hehehe you cute cunt i lov u
>>671422635
check em
>>671421164
roll
>>671422104
This. Also, this. Just do this. OP is a faggot if he doesn't just use it. Save yourself. Get noods. Be an hero.
>>671422635
ROLLING
>>671422104
Rawl
>>671422900
winrar
>>671422866
Winrar
>>671422900
WIN FUCKING FINALLY
>>671421527
>>671421678
>>671421752
>>671421970
Iphone sentence generator
"sorry I thought I was typing to me ex's daughter. saw her in court today. speaking of, I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender. funny story actually, involving a clown costume and several Popsicle themed condoms"
End that message, immediately send the following.
"Do you like guns?"
Is OP died?
>>671417899
You are now, and until this thread 404's, lord and savior.
send her this link
https://soundcloud.com/returnofthepicpak/chug-me-to-life
and ask "I fuck only to this song, if that is a problem, unmatch"
>>671424016
reroll
>>671421444
This thread is jeebis sauce. If only OP delivered.
>>671424016
send this OP
I want you breed with my dog
>>671422667
this
>>671422104
Rawl
>>671424016
roll
>>671424147
when I don't snort bath salts before swiping, yes
>>671422667
roll
Naw, my 4chan fam is guiding me and I believe they will get you in my bed tonight.
wanna show me the muck hole baby?
do you like my dubs bby
>>671422611
And so I believe to-day that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the handiwork of the Lord.[1]
Therefore, I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work.
>>671424680
Haha yes. Roll for this
>>671424680
This
Dude weed lmao
>>671424586
60% percent of the time I tongue punch the fart box all the time
>>671416962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
>>671422104
Roll
You just earned your country another nuke
Do u like Pokemon? Cuz I wanna squirtle all over them jigglypuffs bby.
>>671424799
Winrar
>>671424799
Checked. Make it happen OP
>>671424799
Yay :x
I have wasted your time. I am sorry, goodbye.
>>671416962
Hey Wong Wong , wanna bang ?
>>671424889
Reroll
Shes asian she will love this song OP.
>>671424586
I'm not at the end of the a lot of people who have are you a good one to talk be in a my a game of the thrones?
I'm sorry I'm really high and I love you
Are you good with a strap-on?
>>671425498
RERAWL
>>671425549
roll
>>671425549
reroll
>>671422104
Rawl
>>671425549
roll for this
>>671425519
what position you like more to do tonight?
>>671425655
Winrar
>>671425549
roll
>>671425655
Winrar
If you dont like cheesy lines then how bout we cut the cheese and lick each others assholes
chinese masturbator 4000
Taiwan super fap fap 2000
Beijing poophole deluxe 3000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGZwPGsfcwM
>>671426073
What is wrong with this communist
>>671426073
She wants to fuck
>>671426073
make the logo bigger
>>671426073
she wants the d
>>671426073
"The hell should i know, i don't speak gook."
Super Mario Butthole Express
>>671425519
could we do some role play where you're the asian "masseuse" and I get a happy ending where you stick your hand wrist deep in my ass?
>>671426073
I'm gonna need to see a pic of a sharpie stuffed into your naughty place, to answer that
>>671426073
I asked you first.
>>671426483
rolling for this.
>>671426255
/gd/ get!
>>671426255
>WINRAR
Is it true that Chinese women have their vagina sideways?
>>671416962
That's why I'm bout to snort one... Cheesy line
>>671426637
>>671426599
>>671426573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jz8NK5QoA0
>>671426599
not necessarily in that order
then ask if her eyelids limit her eyesight
>>671426073
Fuck, I don't know. Meet me at Arbys tomorrow night so I can rub the special sauce all over tour chink nips.
>>671426599
Tell her Dave says "HI" OP.
>>671426599
you forgot >>671426244
deliver faggot
>>671417546
Oi, my girl is from not China. How dare you slander her nation.
>>671426823
>implying a commie knows about personality
>>671426761
OP here, no you are lame fuck you fag
>>671426905
JESUS KEK ROLL
>>671426905
kek
>>671426905
roIl
>>671426823
only if you can lick my personality's balls
>>671426905
roll
No who do you think I am Albert whatever his name is sten
>>671426908
actual op here, and you're right
>>671426823
God i hate women.
Tell her its not 1 personalty but more like 20 or 30 different ones. Hell women love crazy for some reason.
>>671420468
Rucka Rucka Ali!
>>671426905
THIS
>>671426823
so, you want to fuck or nah?
>>671426905
REROLL
>>671426823
How about we go out on a date and if you like my personality we have crazy hot sex
>>671427099
what?
>>671427099
Winrar
>>671426823
Post the rest of her pics
>>671426905
rollski
>>671426905
rollinho
>>671426823
So why don't you come over to my place then :)
>>671426823
Nah I know you like my face. Lol I've just been messing with ya hun, I think you're pretty cute
>>671427099
Gold
>>671426823
yeah, I sure like your "personality" ;)
>>671427222
czeched
Dude weed lmao
>>671427277
wjnrear
>>671426905
Reroll
>>671426755
I got dubs, nigger. Gimmie results.
>>671426905
get
I'm gay bye
>>671427277
Rarwin
>>671427427
RERAOLLLLLING
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree
my personality is gonna wreck your ass tonight chinky winky woo woo
OP prease deriver
>>671427442
Why? He got his own dubs.
>>671427046
>>671427466
No! IG dubs counter this
>>671427222
Just for u bro
>>671427321
Rolling
I know a really good place where we can get some rice. Do you want a pound?
>>671427222
Suprice Suprice, I am I niggle
>>671427586
Yo, are you a Montreal bro ? I think I know this girl.
>>671427586
noooooooooooooooooooo
>>671427586
Man her face is fucking jacked. Looks like she runs into a lot of walls...
I can do big cums
>>671427657
I would fuck that dog, the girl not so much
>>671427715
hahaha
>>671427517
kek roll
>>671427657
uughhh, shitdog lover
>>671427739
rolling
>>671427688
yea
>>671427466
WINRAR
>>671427800
WINFART
>>671427657
Did she eat the dog?
>>671427688
>Totally didn't just look up McGill University
Nice one anon
Ask her if she likes gladiator movies, and when the last time she's seen a ladyboy naked was.
>>671427800
winraar
>>671427715
Kek
>>671427800
Wingasm
she looks retarded
>>671427099
Come on OP deliver.
>>671427900
Nice. If I remember correctly I think this girl is from ottawa. I swore I went to school with her.
>>671427800
Winrar
>>671427800
Wasted dubses...
LOL you're from montreal i saw her on my tinder once haha
>>671427919
I'm from gatineau qubec, nice try Anon.
Turn it around plox
her facebook id: 1107053376
have fun boys
AYY LMAO
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>AYY LMAO
u wan sum fuk?
>>671428159
OP confirmed as faggot.
Abandon thread
>>671428159
lol jk, i meaned ur gay
>>671428159
Kek
>>671428261
reroll
>>671428159
I'm kidding I want to fuck you so it doesnt make me gay
>>671426905
ROLL HARDER THAN EVER
>>671428159
OP, do you want to put your penis in her?
>>671428399
WINRAR
I'm gonna this me more than it will you.
>>671428399
WinZip!
>>671428159
Just ask her for nudes faggot. Say, "show me your titties gur. I've never seen a naked slope."
Simple as that.
>>671428159
It's over OP. You are now officially gay. You may now kiss the dick faggot
>>671428551
>naked slope
Lmao reroll
>>671428555
TRIPS CONFIRM
>>671428555
Trips confirm
>>671428159
Ok here's the deal I'm not gay. I was just joking. Let's go to dinner and have wild sex afterwards
>>671428370
roll
>>671428551
Rawl
her
Since you have a sideways vagina, how does that work? Like, does your clit resist gravity, or does it just flop down?
>>671428779
God you're fucking beta OP...
>>671428869
reroll
>>671428911
>>671428713
Reroll
