TINDER THREAD: DUBZ decides what I say next
Because my mommy kicked me out and I have nowhere to stay
Bump these are great
>>671407064
Roll
>>671407064
rol
>>671407064
Rol
I need to hide my ex girlfriends body
>>671407762
Roll
>>671407762
Reroll
>>671406858
Because i need to park my car where police cant find it ill pay you
>>671407064
Rolling
>>671407762
Rolling
>>671407907
Rolling now!
>>671407907
This
>>671407907
Roll
>>671407907
roll
>>671407907
Kek this
>>671407762
roll
>>671406858
I need somewhere to hide the body...
I need to process and dispose of my girlfriend's body. I am not joking. I'm desperate and have no place else to turn and I won't last long with this body in my trunk. Please. I need this. I can explain everything.
I need to park my dick where the police can't find it.
>>671407762
Rolling
Kek roll
So I can full u in the ass until you look like goatse
Ran out of room for all the dead niggers in mine, do me a solid babe <3
>>671407907
Rollingo
>>671408266
WINRAAR
>>671406858
I wanna fuckin kill myself.
>>671406858
Because I plan on picking up a hooker later and need somewhere to bang her.
>>671408266
Roll...this might lead to you getting laid OP
>>671407064
Reroll
>>671408288
Winrar Kek
>>671407907
ro-roll
So I can fucl u in the ass until you look like goatse
>>671407907
reroll
>>671408266
First winner, fuck the niggers
So I can fuck u in the ass until you look like goatse
How do you feel about scat porn?
The smell of dead raccoons makes me rock hard.
>>671408529
top heh
>>671408813
rroll
>>671408529
fucking died.
Q. What's the difference between Santa Claus and a crowd of Jews?
A. Santa comes down the chimney.
>>671409100
God damn it
>>671409100
Checked
>>671409139
Fucking this!
>>671409100
Winrar
>>671409100
This is possibly the worst use of dubs I've ever witnessed..
You faggot
>>671409100
WASTED
You see that guy kickin' them boxes over there?
>>671409100
YOU BLEW IT
>>671409567
Looks like she's bailed OP
>>671409588
You guys are so good at this game ;)
Gunna go hate me sum niggers in a minute
OP here, until reply this Is new target
So we gettin wings?
hurry up bitch
>>671409820
she normally reply 3 days after, then choose other bitch
Sorry my brother stole my phone while i was taking care of my dog
>>671409820
Whats the difference between a garage and your pussy? Nothing, I'm putting my cock in both of them.
>>671410083
Op charge your fucking phone Jesus Christ
>>671410200
kek
>>671410083
Yes nigger, I am deadly serious!!!
>>671409588
wasted again
When does the narwhal bacon, m'lady?
Fucking dubs season apparently
Not the target but respecting dubs
>>671410300
Checked
>>671410237
Roll
pls bby, im ded srs.
Let me put it in you. plsss
>>671410237
Roll.
>>671410482
n/m i came already
>>671410482
Baby girl jus lemme sho u how a real man lives. I'll buy you whatever you want off tha dollar menu (only one thing tho, we ain't ballin out here), I'll treat you lik an angle
>>671410482
wow it went from 3% to 23% in 2 minutes?
>>671410783
Roll
>>671410888
Nice trips
Yeah I have the Turbo 2
>>671410888
Fuck sake anon
>>671410679
How many kikes do you reckon you can fit in your oven babe?
OP what's your tumblr?
People need to stop talking about irrelevant shit
>>671409588
>>671410888
i posted twice in this thread and got 88 in both, impressive.
heil hitler
New target until replies
Hey Dyke,
You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of the day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any dick? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “masturbate to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriemd (He just fucked me; Shit was SO cash). You are a dyke who should just kill herself. Thanks for listening.
>>671410200
WINRAR
>>671411601
No prison posts
>>671411492
If you ever say that again I swear to god I'll shit on your first born son.
>>671411152
roll
>>671411492
I'm kidding, I just really feel comfortable with you already. You make me feel so complete. I want you and need you to be inside me.
>>671410084
roll
>>671411492
I'm kidding! Sorry I have severe autism and find it hard to communicate with people. Can we start again? I think you're gorgeous and would love to take you to my debate club this week, where we'll be discussing the importance of atiesm in an intelligent society and why Bernie Sanders should be our next president. *akwardly leaves*
>>671410888
winzip
I will only have sex with you if you wear a white mustache and a blue hat and call yourself captain crunch
>>671407064
roll
Anal pl0x
>>671411152
You don't want it it's all teen porn
>>671411492
No. I need your turds on my face. Please don't make me wait.
>>671412000
Winner
>>671412035
rolll
>>671412198
So close.... rr 2
>>671411987
roll
>>671412257
rr 3
Fine, fuck you too you prude bitch.
Trips don't lie. Wasnt going to post but here
I'm an artist,a performance artist. I'm paid by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.At first I wanted to be a movie star,y'know, modelling and acting. After a couple of auditions and small roles I decided I've had enough. Then I got into the Escort world. The clientele had lots of fetishes. The Escort experience convinced me to basically turn my whole house into a Dungeon and go full Master...Dungeon Master right now and its all been going really well.. The specialty of the house is fisting and it's 300 bucks. Wanna try? How about we make it free for the first time ;^) <3
>>671412079
I think I want it more now.
>>671412299
Bout damn time. DO IT OP!!
>>671412393
Forgot image
>>671412395
Roll
>>671412299
There you go pal
>>671412035
Rolling
>>671412544
winrar
>>671412479
Delivrar OP!
>>671412299
>>671412544
Winrar
>>671412928
next bitch op until she reply
>>671412928
Pls respond
>>671410482
bb y u b lie diss
You look like you'll struggle more than the last bitch I strangled
OP here, time for Wendy's fish sandwich until reply. New thread when this happens
>>671413029
Roll
>>671412395
Reroll
>>671412928
Are you into midget porn? Cuz I got just the dick for you
>>671412928
Okay, fine, I get it. I have a ring if you really want it on your finger. Now will you please just reply to me?
>>671412395
Rereroll
Do you like fishsticks?
>>671412928
Can you lick my bum while I do your taxes?
Scrub my pee hole with a toothbrush, please
>>671413563
Roll
>>671410300
You guys are sad, with all this "nigger this, nigger that" shit.
>>671413805
>pee hole with a toothbrush
here you go batboi
>>671413664
reroll
>>671412395
Roll
I'm going to dress up as a milkman before we fornicate. Please call me Milk Daddy
Sorry at being so random, I just find it difficult to talk to girls.... If only talking to girls aas as easy as fhe first move in chess... Oh yeah, wanna meet and play chess sometimes?
>>671412395
ROLLING
>>671412928
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jude.
Sorry at being so random, I just find it difficult to talk to girls.... If only talking to girls was as easy as the first move in chess... Oh yeah, wanna meet and play chess sometimes?
Wtf.jpg
>>671414578
Roll
>>671414676
So, want to shit on my face?
>>671414676
OP here still driving keep thread bumped will deliver when home 10 minutes
>>671414676
My boner
>>671414788
win
>>671414676
Are you Italian? Nicoletta is an Italian name. Do you know what "sborrare su neonati" means?
>>671414676
My cock when I get a load of those fine titties
>>671406858
I cum into a turkey baster and squeeze it in my ass bi-weekly
>>671414866
Double win
>>671414866
fuck im on a roll
>>671414886
le rollerino
So I can kill your mom and fuck her corpse
I already know where I'm going to bury you
Give me minutes anons I'll be home soon bump this shit
>>671415164
Roll
>>671415165
Ideally: "While I flap my arms like a bird"
>>671415164
Rrooll
>>671415164
Roll
>>671415165
Possatively
>>671415165
Respond with your gut feeling
>>671415165
With "Yes" and maybe show me your asshole?
>>671415322
win
>>671415322
Dem dubs
>>671415165
Well by spreading your butt cheeks to begin with
>>671415033
le winnerino
>>671415164
Needs to happen
>>671415165
With your opinion, which probably will be a 'yes' if you are a nornal person
I used to masturbate to snoopy. Do you find that attractive?
Then we can cook up some pizza pockets and smear them in with the shit and eat up baby
>>671415165
By smiling, dropping your pants, bending over and pulling your ass as far apart as you can for me to chow down.
>>671415987
Close.. C'mon
>>671416059
Off by 1 again. The roll Gods are teasing me. rr
Hope you gotta shit baby cuz im starving
I need to tongue kiss that shitpipe, baby
>>671415165
I will shit IN you.
>>671416194
Rolling kek
OP is back, winrars?
Bump
>>671416163
Roll
>>671416379
Send this pic
Rolling
There are only so many hobbies you can take up when under house arrest.
>>671416375
I'm not even the one sending the messages! Ask my mate Forchun
>>671416375
I'm working on it...
>>671416334
rr
>>671416375
>>671415322
winrar
>>671416379
Rrol
>>671416375
You think thats disgusting? I got gigs worth of pics in my phone of me just chowing down on girls poop, wanna make it 2 gigs?
>>671416608
plz respond, dubs
>>671416484
roll
>>671416584
OP here, she response with gut feeling
>>671416375
Well, if you like disgusting messages we could do roleplay sex if you want?
I'll be your master and you can be my Black African Slave and I'll give you disgusting tasks. Deal?
>>671416379
roll
I want to close my lips around your butthole and have you defecate a big hard shit right down my throat
>>671416375
No, so I can stick my dick in girls butts so I can reenact my childhood but this time I'm doing the pumping and you're taking the dumping.
>>671416375
Your mom
>>671416990
Reroll
>>671416933
can't send pics on tinder
Winner
Send the pic op
>>671415164
Roll
>>671417066
YES
I want to chow down your shit logs like its thanksgiving
>>671417066
Winrar
>>671417032
edgy.
if dubs: Oh wow my friend stole my phone again. im so sorry. i really do jave a scat fetish but i was gonna keep it secret until ive pooped in your mouth at least once when you sleep
Threaten to kill her family
Kek sweet deal anon
>>671407064
Hahaha rolling for this
I'm sorry, it was only a joke.
>>671417532
no but im about to put my stone inside of u
im hard
>>671417532
no, 4chan users tell me what to say and i do xD
>>671417684
roll
>>671417532
>>671417780
hello my name is alfonzo i com from mexico i hav a 2g internet plz dont be pedzo and no copy pasterino i want be a bonzo my england not so good i buy coputr to say all dis plz help me be a bonzo
>>671417822
lmao winrar
>>671417822
Winrar
>>671417780
I've had a few takers. People will try anything when they let go of their inhibitions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW you fuck
>>671417713
this
>>671417822
If dubs ignore this tard
>>671417822
Winrar
look enough is enough nicoletta. tits or gtfo
>>671418067
I don't like spooky Skeltals
>>671418067
Just enough to blow a load in your fart box
>>671417780
Depends are you asking me to fuck cuz if that's the question I just have one question for you
How do you feel about butt stuff.
>>671418100
Winrar
Just give me some nudes alredy, i'm tired of this sweet talk
>>671418067
Enough to masturbate so fiercely my house catches on fire.
We need to say this is a joke anons!
>>671418312
Reroll
>>671418067
Not free time, it's cos I have problems. Socially inept people need to get laid too you know.
>>>671417822
Click on it.
not much, but i can make time for you babe ;p
Repost when 404 op
>>671418209
xoooo spooky skeleton
>>671418067
wanna see? get in here 4chan.org/b/thread/671406858
>>671418215
Rollin
>>671418466
perfect response
The same as you have to talk with me
>>671418269
Rolll
>>671418067
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
>>671418466
Winrar
>>671418572
roll
I'll let you fuck me with a strap-on if you call me daddy.
>>671418631
>>671418067
On a scale from Germany before refugees to Germany after refugees how close am I to getting some puss
I want to suck ur dick
>>671418572
this
>>671418765
>>671418511
use my dubs fag
>>671418765
They told me to say this too
wanna see? get in here 4chan.org/b/thread/671406858
>>671418572
reroll
>>671418572
rolll
>>671418895
roll
>>671418765
what's your favorite board?
....you've left me speechless nicoletta
>>671418920
reroll
>>671418765
Thats correct, bb. And sometimes, it works out swell
>>671418933
Winrar
>>671418765
Are you dumb? 4chan made me say everything I said this far,this message included
Q dlç cara
>>671418572
cmon, this
>>671418765
Alright enough sweet talk cunt. Show me dem cottage cheese tits or pic of sharpie up the butt
Someone on 4chan told me to murder you and ship your face to them but I'm probably not going to do that
>>671418920
roll
Shit on my face* not chest. Dumb bitch.
>>671419040
reroll
I am from the planet Vulcan
>>671418765
how thick are you, bitch?
I dunno what to say, so I ask 4chan to tell me what to say so I can plow your ass like it was a Rumvee during Vietnam war.
>>671419088
Win-fucking-rar
>>671418920
rerolling again
what would be a good pickup line? please teach my oh mighty whore
>>671419040
roll
>>671419088
Fucking 2nd, anon
>>671419228
reroll
>>671419088
WINRAR
>>671418920
roll
>>671418994
Bitch I don't read books, why are you writing them to me?
Get off tinder and hop on my cock.
Wow-wee-woo-wow, in my homeland of Egypt you would be whipped for your insolence
>>671419277
WINRAR
I have a very smal penis, but i think you will like it
Enough free time to come over to your place and jam my dick in your throat.
Weanrars all around
