All hail our goddess of /b/: Crispy.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
All hail our goddess of /b/: Crispy.
ugly ugly bitch
>>671405675
God she's so fucking attractive
>>671406466
are you gay?
>>671406665
Yes!
Lydia?
>>671406665
its because her eyes are so big
>>671406785
I wish.
>>671405675
I see you're fulfilling your duty, OP
>>671406996
Nah. Hotter than Lydia
>>671407051
All day.
>>671407181
More like Melvis...a Lydia for the 21st Century.
>>671406773
why? Because i don't like your bitch? You post this shit everywere and force everybody to watch.
Fap to her in your own corner fag
Her eyes are the size of golf balls, it looks like they're about to pop out of her skull.
>>671407440
>bitch
It's at times like this, that I must remind myself that everyone has a right to their own opinions, no matter how wrong or asinine.
>>671405675
Who the fuck is this ugly bitch?
>>671407789
It's 4chan you fag
Get your shit and go to 9gag
>>671405675
HANG YOURSELF
Seriously, I need some kind of batsignal so anons can call me whenever this faggot's on the loose
>>671408176
>>671408210
EYE-GOUGER!! I knew it wouldn't be long before you showed up. Why do you hate her so?
>>671406785
I was just thinking that
>>671408388
I don't hate her. I hate YOU.
>you will never be her bf
>>671408490
Why? Because I make you feel things you didn't know you could?
So did anyone get any wins from her kik yet?
>>671406665
>she
>>671409539
Post her kik and I'll deliver
>>671407789
Did she really go on Omegle?
>>671410447
Alterspider
>>671410362
She's not a trap.
>when you've been on /b/ for so long, that you forget women don't have penises.
>>671410508
yes
>>671405675
Fetal alcohol syndrome version of Krysten Ritter.
>>671410615
Any more Omegle screencaps? Did she show tits?
>>671410741
that bitch looks like the down syndrome version of this girl
>>671410788
No, and I don't know (though I doubt it).
>>671410788
If she had /b/ would know of it already, so no
>>671411531
Look at that perfect body. Not too much nor too little anywhere.
>>671405675
Hey OP are you the guy who made her that youtube video some time ago?
>>671405675
She will be the reason
>>671411631
Too much eyes. Too much retarded haircut. Too much artsy hipster photoshop faggery.
>>671412049
No.
>>671412108
For what? WWIII?
>>671412128
>doesn't like the eyes or the haircut
These two things perfectly compliment each other. Why the anger?
>photoshop
She's legit.
>>671412049
I am
>>671412272
how olds she?
>>671412618
18.
>>671412128
That's the perfect haircut
wish i could see her feet
>>671412128
>too much eyes
most retarded shit i heard all day
>>671413790
tell 'em.
So what's this girl's summary?
rar with pics plz?
>>671414115
She wants to be a fashion designer. Has she got the juice? I think so.
>>671414230
I have a mega link
https://mega.nz/#F!cR5mmB5Z!sIfD77xMpemRwiG9sK8uAQ
>>671414781
thanks bro
>>671414781
Papa bless
>>671414318
I think she could succeed. She has a good sense of style
Maybe she will be like Creepy-chan who rose to fame after 4chan found her
>>671415915
I genuinely want to see her succeed.
Jus a bunch of newfagerinos in this thread. All hail the true queen of /b
<3 bow down to ur queen <3
>>671416588
>>671379045
I would like some candid shots of her
>>671416756
The exact perfect word to describe her is:
Portly
Is this her?
What's her social media?
>>671418055
insta: alterhacker
>>671405675
is she anime?
>>671418213
no
>>671418055
Here's some info that has been posted:
Instagram: AlterHacker
Skype: Crispy_Chaos
Twitter: Taeko_Ludenberg
Kik: AlterSpider
crispy a cute. CUTE
>>671417144
Annoying and rekt
>>671416036
She seems kind of crazy
>>671419397
She has a very...unique personality.
>>671405675
She looks like every "art kid" that has ever existed
Soon she will get old like the rest and another identical looking, dressing, acting, girl with black hair and bangs will take her place
Wash rinse repeat.
>>671419954
Doubtful. A woman like this comes once, maybe twice in a generation.
>>671419549
How do you know?
>>671420199
>Doubtful. A woman like this comes once, maybe twice a month.
Fixed.
>>671420240
I just know...
>>671420403
>generation
The 80s and 90s had Lydia Deetz. We have Crispy.
>>671420478
Lydia Deetz is a character, Crispy is real
>>671420936
Lydia's real too. You just don't know it, since she's in the underworld with Beetlejuice now.
>>671409976
Wel... i thought she was cute but now i only think she's retarded.
damn. i'm so in love with her. i got big eyes like her too but it looks weird on a guy.
>>671421168
Says the faggot on /b/
>>671421324
Just not doing it for me.
>>671421635
What are those? Eyes for ants?
>>671421504
>>671421815
Is she single
>>671421943
You didn't have to blind yourself!
>>671421984
Far as I know...though she has declared a husbando.
>>671422129
What? Husbando?
take this
>>671409405
.....fuck dude
another bob cut hair
I just want to strangle her with a plastic bag so i can lick her retinas in peace.
y love this hair cut style in girls...
>>671422721
I'd prefer it if you didn't.
>>671422721
...
>>671422979
>she'll never look up to me like this
<img src="pepe_with_gattling_gun_at_head.jpg">
>>671422938
She's perfect
>>671423417
>>671423304
hahaha, i tricked you, that is Savannah Brown, Known feminist
>>671423671
an actually cute feminist
know anymore, sempai?
>>671423559
Do you by any chance know if she's a feminist or something
>>671423671
That's alright; she's one of the very few feminists who do not have the body of a potato.
>>671423974
She isn't. Or at least, she hasn't expressed that she is.
>>671423932
there is Rachel madow, and Laci Green
>>671424091
Okay that's good. Usually feminists scream about their oppression in every social media they own so I have hope that she's a sane one
>>671424336
Crispy mostly screams about dogs and omatsusan.
>>671424253
not quite my taste, but thanks fam
>>671405675
those eyes!!!
Are there any videos of her?
>>671424872
>>671425117
love her
>>671405675
Where'd the name Crispy come from anyway?
Moe as fuck. 10/10. Would make new queen of /b/.
THIS GURL YOU GUYS POST WANT ME BUT IM LIKE NO THANKS. I AM MOST STUD.
>>671425877
Mars.
>>671405675
>Larkin Love
She can even make her own clothes. 10/10 would wife
welp, time to study
>au revoir
>>671405675
This girl hahhaha, has nothing for me.
>>671405675
enkidu is real goddess of 4chan you know her as loli voice.
>>671424091
Worst picture of her ive seen so far, too bad, nobody is perfect .
>>671427770
I think she looks cute but that's your opinion
>>671426723
Shes cute moar? name? nudes?
idk what it is about doe eyes...insta boner
>>671428227
Sorry anon, i dont have nudes, her names is Mikayla and she used to do Anime reviews, shes a nice smart existential girl, if i ever get nudes of her, i will keep it to myslef.
>>671428512
looks like a man
IF THIS GIRL GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR I WOULD BONE HER.
>>671428632
She likes Spiderman, maybe she'd let him bone her
>>671428512
Holy shit. I bet the cops have you on a couple of lists. You should be put on medication.
>>671428591
>>671428227
Ive heard that before, and probably she thinks about herself the same way, but let me tell you something, there is something about this girl, something something. :) shes just lovely.
>>671428756
Confirmed for spandex fetish then?
>>671428775
lol, i am on medication, but hey!! i dunno what you mean? do you mean cause she looks like young? that is not the point, her brain is the point, shes well... sparkly.
Chesus, she take enough selfies of herself ?
Just another attention whore as far as i'm concerned
sure I'd like to fuck her but I never will so... moving on
>>671429397
Those in the fashion industry have to be attention whores, it's just how it works
>>671405675
cant stop fapping to her.. i want to fuck that mouth
>>671426723
Shes a smartie aint she?
twitter: Theotakuchic
XD
FUCKING EPIC
>>671405675
She look super cute and I like to fuck her all night long but how good is her personality?
>>671430298
>>671430298
Kek send that to her. Here's her info >>671409539
>>671430597
Sorry I meant here >>671418435
>>671430574
Shes is honestly not a bad person, i added her on Skype she answered me, i did not spammed her or anything, and we even webcam, shes a lesbian do... so that sucks, but you know a lot of hot girls say that to clear boys.
>>671430749
How do you know she's a lesbian? Proof?
>>671430574
/this
>>671430854
is like a known fact, she posted that on her twitter for one, but i am pretty sure shes not, and actually here is a nice fact, shes not that hot over webcam, i mean just like a regular girl with no makeup.
>>671430749
>>671430854
Seconded, how in the fuck do you know that?
whats her ig again?
>>671430868
What about this.
>>671431096
Don't lie, you haven't webcammed with her
I refuse to believe she's a lesbian.
>>671431838
anon is full of shit. there's no reason to believe she is
links to her social media?
>>671432010
here's everything that's known >>671418435
>>671431297
i dont want to be banned from her skype, telling you details she might be reading,
THE NEW QUEEN.
>you will never befriend a qt 4'11 goth girl who always wears cute clothes
>crispy will never suck your dick and look at you with her giant saucer eyes
http://leonibuki.tumblr.com/
her tumblr
>>671428756
SPIDERMAN IS GAY. YOU'RE A FAGF.
>>671408176
You are literally a fucking faggot, the guy your calling a faggot is way less of a faggot than you
>>671432340
She would be a solid 8/10 if she got those horrid gnashers fixed.
>>671432407
She's so tiny
>>671432407
>tfw short male
>5'10
>Still almost a whole foot taller than Crispy
>>671432148
>she might be reading
Last time someone told her someone made a thread in /b/ about her she simply aknowledged it without caring much, pic related.
Also, in the past she said she only goes on /cgl/, /co/, and occasionally /x/, so i doubt she is indeed reading this.
IVE GOT A HARDCORE BONER AND I AM A COOL GUY.
>>671417144
All hail the one true queen!!!!!!!!
>>671434256
She probably gets spammed everytime a thread gets made so I don't blame her
>>671432148
I really doubt she would webcam with some random ass guy and much less without makeup. You're full of shit
>>671434396
nice thumbnail
>>671424091
I wish that Mavis was real but now I see it wouldn't work...
>>671405675
What city does she live in so I can move there in the small hope that I could meet her?
>>671432407
>4'11
how many cm is that?
>>671436196
>so I can move there in the small hope that I could meet her?
This is why one has to be careful about sharing info online.
>>671436264
Very short even for a girl.
>>671436196
San Diego
>>671436264
Google is your friend
>>671436196
She's going off to a fashion school soon so wherever it is she won't be there for long
>>671405675
The fuck is this bitch.
>>671431838
Who cares? nobody in this thread is going to meet her let alone wife her.
>>671436647
You're right. That's one of the reason I don't have any social media.
>>671438128
It's nice to pretend
>>671438502
Yeah. I know
>>671438316
Are you an attractive girl?
Because if you're male no one gives a shit where you live unless you're rich or an asshole.
>>671408807
Wait, you two have history? , it's been a while since I visited /b/
>>671439748
I'm the one who usually shares Crispy, and he's the villain displaying a pic of her with those beautiful eyes gouged out. He hated her at first, but then he started hating me. He is the EYE-GOUGER, and I am the Crispy Avenger.
>This is someone else I also share.
>>671440046
Welcome back OP
>>671441162
Thanks. I'm out of Crispy pics though.
>>671405675
Any pics of her penis?
>>671441892
>her penis
>her
You've been on /b/ for too long.
Kek you niggers are still at it?
>>671442390
Yes.
>>671438128
>>671441342
Yuck, Crispy is better
>>671442806
Not yuck, but crispy IS better
i now have a whole fucking folder of just crispy
thank you, /b/, thank so fucking much im so happy
>>671443136
She's not bad tho
>>671442806
Crispy is way better
>>671443136
>>671443288
>>671443471
>
>>671443264
np
