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ITT: /b/ watches the SpaceX rocket launch.

GET IN HERE BITCHES!!
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>>671399919
Oops I forgot the stream link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml1RO4IcOG0
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When is this shit gonna habben?
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>>671400490
In a little under 30 minutes
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>>671400542
Well, the video in the link has stopped, I thought this was gonna be live?
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>>671399919

Use this link instead.
http://www.spacex.com/webcast

Also here's the correct YouTube video link as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpaoRP70lzM
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>>671400782
Sorry about that.
Hadn't seen the new links.
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>>671400952
No worries m8
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Great, I love fireworks
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>>671401228
There could be some with the 1st stage.
They've been trying to land it and keep fucking it up.
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Yay! It finally started!
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ITS HAPPENING

>tfw cute black space girl
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John Insprucker looks weird.
I want that black honey again.
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When they going to Venus?
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Under 2 minutes!
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God dammit....
HOLD, HOLD, HOLD.
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Why do I find this so interesting?
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For fuck's sake, launch that shit already!
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can't wait!! taking bets now. 10 to 1 it blows up in launch. i am ya bookie
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What's going on? (really just a bump)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI5noh4OyXc

thread song
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>Cape Canaveral, Florida, EARTH

KEK
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>>671403864
This is like porn for nerds.
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>a ship in the launch area


FUCKING ALIUMS
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sink the intruder!
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>>671404194
Na. I'll give you 2:1 they abort though
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>>671404194
I'll bet 1 billion internets they abort.
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>>671404537
done 2:1 for abort how much?
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>>671404387
I guess that's it. Never cared for those shuttle lunches when I was a kid though. Except when something blew up, that was cool.
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drop a rocket on the invaders. it will be there own fault
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>>671404731
I'm in for $50
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oh shit niggers back to 5 min. confirmed OP is spacex and wont deliver
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>>671404702
there we go 1 billion internets for explosion
& a second for
>>671404956
$50
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This is what my small screen is frozen on.
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They just reset the clock to 10:42.
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>>671405171
You might be on the wrong link homie.
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can someone explain why the thng is smoking? are they cooling it with liquid nitrogen or something before launch?
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>>671405171
However, this is my full screen.

Is this some kind of Christian magic?
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i like this camera view but they could let the guy talk to chill the viewers, i mean, he could say 2 jokes or so
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am I supposed to be excited?
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>>671399919
Maybe you need a russian rocket to launch it.. :)
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>>671405408
I like my fuel tanks how I like my Nextflix...............chill.
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>>671404956
its only a win if there is no launch today
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>>671405683
Netflix*
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autisimus maximus here wtf is the point of this rocket
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>>671405428
no. were just here for the esplosions
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Sounds like the whole thing is parked because of some drunk in his bass boat in the safety zone.
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guys, i study movies and shit, i'm supposed to be looking at the oscars, why i'm i watching to a rocket
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>>671405888
stonerfag wasted trips
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>>671405344
Ausfag here and I can't get anything to load...
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>>671405134
My bet was 1 billion internets if they abort and that's a strong possibility ... soo ... 10:1 right?
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>>671406042
unless it does explode and he called it
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>>671405762
>http://www.spacex.com/webcast
Fair enough. Any idea why they are doing it at night and on a Saturday?
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From what I heard them say earlier, they had a 96 minute window. Plenty of time for that god damn ship to move.
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What's all this smoke suddenly ?
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>>671406113
you put your 1 billion internets on launch explosion kid. nice try.

>>671406240
so we dont watch the oscars
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>>671405331
>cooling it with liquid nitrogen

Super cold Liquid oxygen is part of the fuel.
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>>671406465
>I'll bet 1 billion internets they abort.

Read the fucking comment!
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>>671405331
Not smoking.
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>>671406240
Oops not sure how that link got into my post. At least it was relevant and not a porn site.
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>>671406240

The target for the payload decides when the launch happens.

If you're putting a satellite in orbit you choose a time based on the flight path. You get one or 2 openings a week basically, you take them when they come.
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>>671406647
Yes, that's exactly what it is, cooling.
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>>671406240
They had to scrub twice during the week.
This is just one of their back up launch windows.
The customer still wants their shit up in space ASAP.
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>>671406712
Makes perfect sense - Thanks kind anon!
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>>671406535

ah. that makes sense
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>>671406618
ok, ok calm down don't make me call mike over here. same goes for you if its an abort and NO launch today that's a win.
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Lauch count down goes uo even further ?....
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>>671406980
To 11:20, I just noticed too.
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>>671406869
You mean these poor folks had to cancel their hot Saturday night plans?
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>>671406812
well also LOX is cold so
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>>671406883

That's why if they can't go in that window of an hour or so, they have to stop and wait til the next one.

Costs SHIT TONS of money to postpone.
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Did they just do a 6 hour recycle?
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The just scrubbed for tomorrow.
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guess its tomorrow instead?
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HERE WE GO
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>>671407200
spacex is a faggot
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>>671407249
>>671407200
>>671407199


NOPE
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Fuck nvm. They just decided again for today.
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why would anyone give a shit about some stupid satellite tech?
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god speed space boat go kill some space niggers
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>>671407124
If this rocket gets up in space, all of those engineers are getting some ass tonight.
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>>671407413

because there's a good chance we can see it explode on live stream.. billion dollar fireworks
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>>671407514

Not unless its from each other.
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>>671404235
>What's going on?
Aliens have attacked. Earth defense forces are fending them off. Proceding with launch.
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>>671407413
all those engineers getting some tail tonight, and also their bank accounts.
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>>671407580
wana bet on that?
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>>671405331
Niggers hiding out inside the fuel tanks smoking crack. Common rocketry issue.
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>>671406109
You can't see it outside of the U.S. It's a national security issue.
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>>671407628
Very possible, indeed.
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>>671407413
Because science bitch! Go and read your bible.
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47 minutes in and still nothing...
what gives?
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>>671405428
>am I supposed to be excited?
You should atleast have a semi erection by now.
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Rockets? Bah, been there done that.
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>>671407884

nope.. i can see it just fine on the spaceex stream and i'm in europe
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>>671407981
There was some dumb ass ship downrange from the launch site. It caused a safety issue until it moved away.
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This post ends in 6.
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>>671407884
Norwayfag here. Can confirm. Only for NATO countries.
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>>671408031

needs moar cross sections
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>>671407884
found a way in faggot
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T- 4 minutes guys
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They pump liquid helium into the tanks- let it flash off into vapor, and it chills the tank. You have to keep doing this until it's time to fuel- then you can put in the liquid oxygen.

If you don't chill the tank it wont take a fill- it just flashes off into vapor. Liquid oxygen is super cold, and it boils off into gas. This is real similar to filling a paintball guns C02 tank- if you've ever seen that done.
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>>671401100
Nice dubs.
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They pump liquid helium into the tanks- let it flash off into vapor, and it chills the tank. You have to keep doing this until it's time to fuel- then you can put in the liquid oxygen.

If you don't chill the tank it wont take a fill- it just flashes off into vapor. Liquid oxygen is super cold, and it boils off into gas. This is real similar to filling a paintball guns C02 tank- if you've ever seen that done.
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the tower is falling
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holy shit guys it's just fucking exploded
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>>671405888
I freaking swear if it launches at 4:20 imacri :, (
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>>671408546
Called a strong back.
It retracted.
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Is this thing manned?
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oh shit niggers
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>>671408546
ITS HABBENING
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t minus 20 seconds
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ITS HAPPENNIIING
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AYYYYYYYYYYY
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loooooooooool failed
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And aborted
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MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!
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LAUNCH ABORT?!
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abort?! why?
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what
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hahahah the fail
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fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
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>>671409032
PMSL it farted and shit itself
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Someone's getting fired....
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Damn niggers
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its ded
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Fffuuuuuu
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I want my $25!
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>>671406954
Looks like you owe me 10 billion internets.
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>>671409136
its still on fire
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>>671409186
no no no we dont know its a scrub yet
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Plooof ploop flame ploop off
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>>671409318
yeah but it probably is. aborts are aborts.
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>>671409256
boom coming
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Currently holding the countdown for a range safety issue. The U.S. Air Force placed a hold on the launch due to a boat entering the keep out zone.
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>>671409318

yeah, it's done
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it's aborted.

fu guys.
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>>671409318
Yes it is. Now gimme!
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for fucks sake i wanted to see a satellite go boom
not a old fag talking shit
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>>671409468

Dude you're half an hour behind.
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>>671409424
>>671409487
>>671409504

wait for it.
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>>671408467
>>671408518
thx for the explanation !
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>>671409564
how do i fast forwaradaw
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>>671409640

We did, it's done.
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>Florida, Earth
kek
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So that's it then? No fucking launch?
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>>671409658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpaoRP70lzM
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>>671409658

Its done for the night, nothing to see, back to your regular trap threads.
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>>671409763
thank
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>>671409707
god damn it take your Internets and don't show your face here again.
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Back to the Oscars
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They fucking aborted. for fucks sake.
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Russians did it with fucking firecrackers mounted on a toilet booth! 50 years and later and.. OOPS 2MILLION Electronics on board failed.
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they're talking again
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>>671409867
I pm'd you my Paypal info for the $25.
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>>671409755
depends on how fucked the motor is
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>>671409745
Now that I think about it, why would they put EARTH?

Wouldn't the need to tell us imply that there is another launch site somewhere OFF earth?
There's a secret behind this. I can feel it!
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lol the view count dropped from like 60k to 35k in just a few mins
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update
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>>671410113
yeah yeah yeah its coming
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>team not scrubbed for the night

so nothing is confirmed yet
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NOT SCRUBBED YET
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not scrubbed yet, so there's a chance.


small chance. but still a chance.
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USA USA USA
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>>671410243
And my 10 billion internets.

>>671410361
Who the fuck cares, there was an abort.
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The U.S. Air Force placed a hold on the launch due to a boat entering the keep out zone.
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sounds like the money involved is still demanding a launch
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There may be another launch attempt, the launch has not yet been scrubbed.
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>>671410520
no
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>>671400883
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/sigh....

https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM
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>>671410509

ur mum said u were an abort but look youve somehow managed to end up here
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>>671410520
half an hour later the rocket shit itself on the launch pad at about 3 seconds from launch
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scrubbed for the day.
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scrub
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>>671410695

Useless nigger kid
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nope he said its getting scrubbed...
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>>671410710
were there an explosion or something?
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>>671410520
At :00 - right.
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yep. see you guys tomorrow.
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All over
Scrub issued
rocket motor is toast
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fuck
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noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Scrubbed
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it's over :(
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SCRUBBED
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>Daesh strikes again.
>Thanks Obama
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>>671410853
Someone set them up the bomb
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>>671409487
it is now. 1835 cst
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whhhyyyyyy
:'(
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>>671410853
small one, got shut down before it could get gud
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OP here.
Will remake thread tomorrow, if I can.
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why is it I always hear about a ship entering the restricted safety zone what the fuck florida
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And this is why I stayed up for half past two in the night ... fuck you SpaceX!
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>>671411339
its cali fucker
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>>671411250
nsa
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It's been fun girls, thanks for keeping me entertained over dinner.
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Elon Musk ‏@elonmusk 2m2 minutes ago
@SpaceX Launch aborted on low thrust alarm. Rising oxygen temps due to hold for boat and helium bubble triggered alarm.
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>>671411437

no its not you fucker mother bitch
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Have a good day guys <3 thanks op!!!
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>>671411515
so it was the ships's fault
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>>671400075
That's just a video, not a stream.
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>>671411515
there was a small fire, he's talking to his shareholders
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>>671411648
Look further down.
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>>671411645
yeah, they fired Anti-AA nerve gas at the rocket
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so many years and we still can't manage to do a simple rocket launch
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>>671411762
stream dried up now
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Mission Got Scrubbed
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>>671411772

>anti-aa
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>>671399919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg822OrKRt4
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>>671411762
Too many posts, tl;lr. Please gimme a recap.
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>>671411645
Looks like it was. Syrian refugees?
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>>671411788

But we went to the moon 40 someodd years ago :)
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>>671411936
Elon Musk just lost a shit-ton of money.
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>>671412166
Pretty much...

Also, nice DUBS
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>>671412166

why is that?
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>>671412432
This is the 3rd scrub of this particular mission in the past week.
They are still a for profit business.
The client is waiting.
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>>671412166
The rocket didn't explode. He'll be fine.
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>>671412624
>client
its trump strapped to the top cuz he wana be a star
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