You guys know what to do
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You guys know what to do
only fake wombats here. i am a real wombat boy.
i'm up to try whatever i guess
Get rich quick.
why not?
>>671395468
Is this HD enough?
>>671396137
>I have a /b/ folder
>>671395150
rolling
>>671395150
roll
>>671395150
Rollz
Rollerino
>>671395150
roll
>>671395150
swiss
Rolling.
>>671397747
Easy
Rolllllll
lol
>>671395150
Initial roll
Secret - I'm bisexual but haven't come out to my girlfriend yet
>>671395150
rolll
>>671395150
Rolling to my doom
>>671398992
I feel dirty
>>671399160
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`. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,'
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Here we roll
rollerino
>>671399029
Here we go:
We bake cookies and cook bacon
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
>>671399488
Ugh have to re-roll for task..
>>671399577
and my dubs don't count
>>671399463
I'll give it a try.
>>671399704
Me being partially death in school?
>>671399824
>>671399909
You are scum. You're filth. You're afterbirth. Milkshake. Reroll
>>671399319
1. People that force their mood onto you
2. People who fuck with my shit
3. People who touch me w/out permission
4. People who cut in line
5. People who think they have rights
6. People who tick me off
7. People who push their interests
8. People who like shitty music and play it out loud
9. Adults who own ripsticks
10. People who don't accept me pushing my interests
>>671399281
>>671395150
roll
>>671400217
Me but female. Preferably a bit thinner but I'm only 5-10 lbs over average anyway.
>>671399707
Pinochio an heroes
>>671400193
Rolling
I probably wont deliver
rollanga
>>671400437
I reset my phone like 2 days ago
>>671395150
Rolling
>>671400538
>>671400665
>>671400437
>>671400829
>Blow my mind
There is no reason that the English alphabet has to be in any particular order.
>>671400773
I'm lazy literally first Google pic
>>671401024
Already completed text, so rolling again
roll safe
>>671400897
,='~'z_ / .' `\ ( / ) / /`--.._ ) ( )=- =) | ) \ . (_/ ( \`=' /~ ,--._)_/^`- ~\.__ / ``-. / . / ) , / , . . : / / / ' ,' _ Y : / _Y-' ,._;\(*) | | / ,-' .-.` \_ /| | : ,`- `=.._ ~'-=. ( | ,' | `-. ` | \__.' | `._ / | |`'--' | \ / ) \ / \ J L [ . ,- | [ \_L/ | [ /( | | / | F | / | /
/\_/\
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(______)__m_m)
>>671400913
e3asy bruv
>>671401273
Do it again then faggot
roll the boat
>>671401147
Again, I'm lazy and basic
>>671401399
Fuck it, use your imagination,
About the dubs, if I haven't had access to boobs in 20 years what makes you think I can within this thread lifetime?
>>671400980
>>671401273
Quality is ass, but so was vintage porn, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ porn done. Rolling for image
>>671401586
>>671401559
Fine you fuck, current copyright laws are bullshit and more easily abused than a drugged up prom date.
>>671401520
i dont know what this means
>>671401801
Here's a secret /b/: I wanked into my fairly hot neighbours dirty underwear while housekeeping for them when they went on holiday. Not amazing but the best I could think off.
>>671401618
1. That no matter how bad I fuck up, it won't matter in the really long run
2. The thought of becoming a parent
3. The thought of getting married
4. The thought of finding someone I'd like to marry
5. Snakes
6. Winter
7. My comfy blue couch
8. My cat
9. Sleep
10. P&A
>>671401967
and roll again
oh boy, rollin~
>>671402187
>>671402417
My perfect woman? Alive - next.
>>671401797
Didn't even know what ASCII was, but I know now I suppose.
>>671402202
Nachos
Tea
Sunset yellow
Tame Impala
Blown A Wish
A Fish Called Wanda
>>671402438
>>671402093
And now a trap. Good thing I have those on tap
>>671402987
second time getting 87
>>671402885
Rolle.
>>671403126
Selling bandaids to people after mugging then
>>671402997
2nd time getting 97. Too lazy to crop this time
fr
>>671403247
Already did this one
>>671403207
I guess he would have to cut it off
>>671403312
Something sad: I haven't seen the girl I love in over 2 years and won't see her for at least another year. Sad to me if nobody else
>>671403369
>>671403512
I just told you something sad, fucking read it again
Rolle #2
>>671402749
Villain: Vaas
Source: FarCry 3
>>671403623
Smash face on keyboard:
7u guyiuy6
Roll...
>>671403806
Nothing
>>671395150
Let's do this
>>671403782
>>671403796
Artist: Houtengeki
Character: Anubis
>>671403616
That was sad
>>671403891
Rolle #3
>>671404109
>>671404108
Fuck off you fucking faggot. I bet you suck dick for biscuits
>>671404241
>>671404108
I like ball pits
They are fun
When I play in them
I feed the kiddies rum
>>671403819
1. My roommates
2. Phones small keyboard
3. Op
4. Sjw
5. My boss
6. Hobo that lives near my apartment
7. /b/
8. Flat earth
9. Traps
10. Dlc
whatever
>>671404237
I dont have a /b/ folder. What do?
roll
Rolling that
rolling
>>671404039
Another one
>>671404390
also reroll
Rollerino
>>671404412
Greece's economy
>>671404519
too lazy to write fuck you guys
>>671404371
I'll try
>>671403344
That was... Degrading.
>>671404397
>>671395150
rowling
>>671395150
1. roll
>>671404471
>>671404428
Here lies anon, HE WAS #1!
>>671395150
Roll
>>671404730
C===3
ascii again fuck
>>671404684
Chubby *shudder*
>>671404611
god dammit
[email protected]
>>671404575
Name: Kloe Kane
rolleroni
>>671404794
>>671405032
"any text, aliens did WWI"
>>671404555
Shit. Okay nigga... listen up, we gon want some weed up in this here bitch,
Why? Go to Colorado son. They got tax money for days. They are rolling in some new style perfect utopia shit. Quality weed that isn't laced and will knock a homie down can be found at every street corner.
You know what this shit does? It pays for schools. It pays for welfare son! It helps all the little niglets and white babies get on their feet and grow a brain.
We need weed. We need weed.
Hurry up and show me the weed.
- Tyrone.
>>671395150
Okay I'll play.
>>671405013
ruck u mah
>>671404636
I'm not on my pc, so I'll just post an old background that I used
>>671405132
I Like Trains
reroll
>>671405143
Nope, I'm done here - admitting defeat. Good luck everybody.
>>671395150
>>671395150
Roll
>>671404849
here is he
>>671405269
>>671405159
>Post an animooted gif.
>>671405303
I fucking hate all the fucked up retards on 4chan.org such as fucking ferries, duck email I hope they die in a car accident
>>671404555
You terroristic fuck
>>671405381
>>671404966
Son of a bitch! Ode to sleep, trees, House of Gold, Holding onto You, and Car radio.
>>671405245
>>671405375
Here's a nice one
rollerino
>>671405463
Thanks Google
>>671405624
I'm uninformed and fine with that
rolledo
>>671405507ñ
His nose would grow
>>671405584
2nd time getting 84, hope you guys like stretch marks
well rolls royce then
>>671395150
This seems slightly fun
rolling.
>>671405807
He'd get his nose broken for being an asshole and doing this shit on purpose
>>671405741
here is old good CP
Can't promise I'll play until finished but I'll play at least one round
Wine ought
>>671405685
>>671405826
Get rich quick, win the lottery with your first try
>>671406038
>>671406034
let's roll
Lets go
>>671405844
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2ND TIME GETTING 44>>671405844
>>671405489
>Consensual sex in the missionary position.
Hope I don't get banned for this.
>>671406173
>>671395150
ROLL
>>671406026
All right listen up you stupid faggots. In order for us to make the money we need for the anonymoose headquarters we need to start a non profit religious orginzation that is tax exempt. We will trick all the normies into thinking it's all about tolerance and faggot shit but in reality we are using all of their offersings to buy loli
>>671406260
>>671406285
Alright
>>671406228
I want on my tomb stone : " told ya it was a bad idea "
>>671406335
Good thing I have plenty of wallpapers. There. All three done, now I just need a boss round.
R9l
post
>>671395150
roll
>>671406075
>>671406063
>>671406487
The only porny thing I have on my phone
>>671406434
>post a picture of a cat
>>671406578
>>671406533
shit
>>671406717
Why would i describe my perfect woman in text when i could just show a picture?
>>671406564
Idk bout you guys, but this depresses me
>>671406720
Hermes Conrad is a bureaucrat
>>671406586
>>671406803
I can't deal with the Swedish educational system. I'm in adult secondary education and right now I'm supposed to be doing a social studies essay on how Swedish society got to the point where it is now with regards to equality in gender and class, but between the clear political bias and the extremely unclear grade requirements I just can't do it. All this fuels the feeling that I'm a useless loser who will never amount to anything.
>>671407073
>>671407105
cool post
>>671407042
That was easy
>>671407073
Already did that
rooollliiinng
>>671407247
>>671406967 sums it up pretty well
>>671407257
>>671407418
1.booze
2.weed
3.pan
4.food
5.sleep
6.pussy
7.music
8.movies
9./b/
10. sports
no particular order
>>671407425
If I was king of the world for a day, i'd probably just appoint different people to different positions. One day isn't enough, because to actually do anything, ID need at least a few months of setup
>>671407713
Nose writing isn't that hard you fucking plebs eat cocks
>>671407564
>>671407645
>>671406372
>>671408024
Been there, done that
>>671408164
Been there, done that
>>671407957
Breakfast in bed, what a gentleman.
rawling
>>671407118
1. Good music
2. Spurs winning
3. Accomplishing things
4. Watching heartwarming shit on youtube
5. My girl, occasionally
6. Getting high on sleeping pills and just feeling that everything is going to be okay
7. Having a creative spark
8. Meeting up with one of my few friends for a burger or a movie
9. Playing good vidya
10. Dreaming about genuine intimacy (but not so much waking up from it)
>>671408216
Been there, done that
>>671406133
Fuck you /b/
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>671408232
I'll do ten things that make me happy.
> Space
> Nature
> Girls
> Pastel Colours
> Bloodborne
> Languages
> Steven Universe (fag)
> RWBY
> Learning New Things
> Cats
>>671408150
>>671408594
ya not doing that freaky shit
>>671408277
God damn it. Fuck that shit I lose
>>671395150
rawl
>>671408520
Welp, I won, might as well continue for a while
Donald Thrump
>>671408350
>>671408818
Been there, done that
>>671408253
>>671408680
thest twho should have been linked in that order
>>671408662
>>671408291
>>671408264
64: Post a sad image.
There I contribooted. Now I must return to studying or I will fail out of school.
>>671408617
My perfect man and woman
> breathing, preferably
> Likes vidya
> Dry humour
> Doesn't mind switching moods crazy fast
> Does the great sex
> Smart
> Passionate (about anything)
> Kinky as fuck
>>671408917
with this for the last post
>>671395150
why am i alive
>>671395150
yeah
>>671408932
I hate nigge
Hi
>>671408961
>>671408875
>>671409028
goatse
>>671409006
I'm listening the Pokémon live stream on Twitch
>>671408782
>>671409107
Been there, done that
>>671409102
Burgers
Pepsi
Blue
Akkadakka
Blueberry Hill
Rebel Without A Cause
Roolling
>>671409035
>>671409010
Have a cousin, and she's about 8-9 years younger than me
Used to feel her up in her sleep like 4 years ago
Nobody knows, she doesn't knows.
Don't even get off to it anymore, just makes me ashamed.
brrrolan
>>671408749
Complete phrase: Donald Trump sucks
Favorite villain for the moment
>>671409091
>isn't a person
>>671395150
Rawlin, fags
>>671409351
Image for the moment
>>671409333
am honestly stupid
what do i do?
R
>>671409152
Roll 2
>>671409319
1) Life in general
2) People who argue despite being wrong
3) Your shit thread
4) When OP is a faggot
5) 4chan
6) What the fuck
7) When I'm out of ideas
8) When I die is Mario
9) You and your bullshit
10) KILL ME
>>671409297
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| My name is Sexii |
| The Sexifying Ascii Bandit |
| I whip ascii into line! |
"----------------------------"
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/^^^\ .------------------------------.
((* *|) | Her force has no restraints. |
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>>671409338
>>671409728
chatted chit got banged
>>671409330
This is pretty fuckin rad
>>671409657
>>671409655
>>671409142
>>671409028
>>671408917
>>671408253
>>671408072
>>671407645
Weed is good
We should all smoke it.
People shoudln't be put in jail for weed.
It doesn't hurt anyone.
It helps people that are sick.
WON
>>671408721
i was not in that american shit. but i can tell you about my school years when i had the same age.
>be me
>do downhill and play ice hockey
>look ripped af
>always changing gf
>good grades
>a bunch of small girls (like 12) always run behind me and leave love messages
>have a bunch of friends
>become head boy
>father gets into hospital
>lungcancer.jpg
>halfyeartolive.gif
>quit sports become worse at school and become antisocial
>half a year later
>graduated with a 3,2 (something between a C or D)
>my dad didnt have lung cancer, hospital just misinterpreted the results
>fuck
first years:
>come to school
>went to another school first but left because of bullying
>find friends
>be happy
>start sports
>mudslim schoolmates somehow dont like me
>get beaten up
>win
>next day they come back in hordes
>get beaten up
>lose and need to go to hospital
>mudslims are not allowed to visit school again
>girls loved that
>girls loved me
>i loved playing lego (was not that grown up)
>thats pretty much all i remember
>>671409923
P gdddfjk, K,
>>671409670
I do not have hardcore porn wait a sec
>>671409825
It's a Tardmellion?
>>671409258
Nobody gave a shit
>>671409865
>>671409882
>>671406829
OP is a fag
>>671410165
>>671410035
>>671410108
Been there, done that
>>671410041
> Corn Products
>>671410222
trips son
>>671410241
>>671410495
>>671410313
Fucking hell u Hedy fair to test for free old qui hoodie take
>>671410589
does this count
>>671410687
Been there, done that
>>671410273
>>671410039
>>671410753
duplicate file already exists
>>671395150
rollin
>>671411165
completing roll
>>671410351
Felt so good.
>>671410855
Did the penalty. Let's continue.
>>671410946
