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>>671371512
Is it VR ready tho
>>671371620
Because it's hawt
>>671371992
I lol'd at image name
>>671372221
Playing league, or me playing league?
>>671371512
wait why not get a 6300? its the same price
Oculus is trash.
>>671372252
the point
naps are the best
i heard it was pretty nice.
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>>671372970
sleep with me
>>671372970
an okay use of beds
>>671373050
Is the reaction at the end you realizing that I'm right?
>>671373075
i'm not tired anymore
>>671373252
Definitely knot.
>>671373747
That means yes from my understanding of your use of that word.
PENIS
>>671373050
Maybe you can get in my league.
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>>671372970
Brb
>>671376685
that felt very direct
unf
>>671373947
yes
>>671374743
yes
dev
love on me
>>671373285
I love dragon femboys. Anyone got more?
>>671379512
where freklz
>>671377804
that's normally wet and messy~
I've got him
that's really cute, i wouldn't want to get in the way of that
>>671380686
there is nothing wrong with wet and messy though
he's asleep so you're not getting in the way
I am learning how to use a french press
>>671380794
did you get my message
Mobile test
is it difficult? i think we have one of those and i think i have been using it to make coffee, but i have no labels to attach to any of these coffee-making activities.
>>671381163
it's pretty easy but I'm just experimenting with what works best
>>671381567
horray
oh it is that thing. yea you just put grounds and boiling water in, then press it after a few minutes. i can't imagine how else it would be used.
>>671381812
you are so kind
I was going to use it for tea also
I have to figure out what size grind works best and what temperature water works best and how long I should let it steep
you could definitely use it for tea, but you'd be making a lot of tea. coarse, boiling, and about 5 minutes.
needs more fishlipped twinks
Requesting face sitting and be quick about it.
>>671382741
fuck off
I make a lot of tea
and HOW coarse and how much of it and how close to boiling since I'm at elevation
details matter sometimes
>>671382905
medium, i use between half a cup and a cup depending on how strong i want it to be, and i pour it right after it comes to a rolling boil. i don't know how elevation affects that.
>>671383163
elevation affects the temperature at which water boils.
>>671380831
gimme something to love on~
>not just buying glorious yorkshire tea
>>671383163
elevation just lowers the temperature it a few degrees because the air pressure isn't great enough to push down on the water and keep it from escaping as steam
>>671383330
do you have a ratio?
>>671383413
anytime
>>671383518
yeah it lowers by about 1 degree fahrenheit every 500 feet of elevation
>>671382894
Fuck you too mane.
>>671383163
That is tea?
something sucks
>>671383510
it is probably an insignificant change, but i am no scientist or expert.
>>671383894
really the only time it matters is baking
>>671384066
Right.
Coffee,
>>671384258
you never added me on snapchat
>>671384441
Why would I actually get a snapchat?
add me on snapchat too
>>671383874
in a sense.
I thought snapchat was for young kids to show off their white vans or something.
Oh, and for lewds.
that's vine and do you not want all our lewds
david is right, but i want to say he is wrong
>>671384619
my dad says that all the time
Not really for some, no.
>>671384987
well can we have your lewds
I've been baking more, Stairs.
Chocolate Bailey's cheesecake.
From scratch?
>>671385111
N-no you cannot.
>>671385250
why not
do I have to see them in person
>>671385318
Probably.
I pretty much only bake from scratch unless I need a quick brownie layer for something more elaborate.
>>671385384
omw
i still do not know what alastor looks like
>>671384982
how have you been feeling since that
I hope your friends are exercising.
I look like a guy.
>>671385406
Waiting.
really thin pastry dough is often an acceptable thing to just buy
Doesn't matter to me. I'm still exercising. It's a dog-eat-dog world.
>>671385491
Like a dingus.
To you it is a dog-eat-sweets world.
>>671385673
I've not dealt much with pastries.
I'm a beginner with a penchant for brownies, bars, and cakes.
>>671385491
pretty alright
he's been asserting his dominance and I have been going along with it for the sake of peace and quiet
I'd rather it be a cat-eat-sweets world.
Irish cream is my new guilty pleasure. I normally have coffee black, but this is too good.
>>671385553
keep shaking that ass
>>671385858
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>671385858
SNAKE NO
>>671385553
what KIND of guy
>>671385710
how dingus are we talkin here
>>671386035
that is how i dealt with my mother for many years
>>671385875
they're not too difficult but anything involving filo is pretty much just worth buying the frozen pastry dough
What a coincidence.
I have started using more Irish cream in my coffee than just half and half. I like the taste of it.
I still wish I could drink it black, though.
All that sugar.
>>671386339
The kind of guy you would ask for help with your math homework.
black coffee is a blessing, but i like it too much with cream.
>>671386489
we talkin horn-rimmed and pocket protector?
Is it socially acceptable to have Irish cream with your coffee in the morning?
You're right. I need to go back to black; this is unhealthy.
>>671386343
There's a whole world still ahead of me.
Maybe one day I'll reach such interests, but for now, I dream in the form of cakes.
>>671386693
the cream really softens the taste and makes it easier to enjoy
espresso with muscavado and cream is nice
No idea, but the gas station where I normally get coffee has Irish cream, so that is why I started to use it. You get used to the unhealthiness.
>>671386693
Horn rim. While both are not accurate descriptions, horn him is the closest.
>>671386792
Better off than red.
They give out alcohol to underage people just like that? Odd.
>>671386945
I have those pants
>>671383634
anyplace
isn't irish cream like two things, or have i mislabeled something
>>671386852
i remember the first time scott got me an americano with cream in it, i had no idea what tasted so good until he explained it was just fat and coffee.
>>671386945
describe all your bodily hair.
Oh, I was referring to the coffee creamer, not the alcohol.
>>671387359
It is a creamer too.
>>671387359
Um.
I like to keep my face at stubble, but sometimes I will let it grow out if I am either super lazy or super busy.
>>671387180
You have shown me them before indirectly.
>>671387583
did you like them
or would you prefer if I didn't wear them
fine, ignore me then
bunch of impolite sods
>>671387692
I w-would prefer if you keep them on.
We've already known that I'm an alcoholic.
What else would I use in a chocolate Bailey's cheesecake?
>>671387729
oh my goodness sorry
how is sword
do you want some rare fairwind stuff
i don't know if i've had the actual creamer, but the alcohol is nice. more of an afternoon thing.
>>671387583
and the rest of the body hair?
>>671387862
i did not know you are an alcoholic.
I actually was under the impression Bailey's was a chocolate brand.
I am not very knowledgeable on alcoholic beverages.
>>671387967
As much as a normal person should have.
>>671387888
sword is ok, currently ferrying across to france for work after spending a week or so back with me
yes please
>>671388082
define what a normal person should have, and then define what you have.
>>671387359
irish cream has alcohol in it but I think it goes better in hot chocolate than in coffee
black coffee is still good but it has to be really good to enjoy without cream
although I've experienced this weird thing where the cream like curdles or something but suddenly is nauseating in the coffee
Can't say I'm much either; I can't blame you.
Though I have known about Bailey's for a while.
Alcohol in baking is a wonderful thing. I want an amaretto cheesecake.
>>671387967
Stairs does.
>>671388212
Can I pass on both of these?
>>671388195
ooh la la
ok I will upload it
>>671387764
what about your pants
what color are they
what lies beneath
I just try to avoid any sort of alcohol that might get me even close to buzzed. In other words, everything.
I will have a sip or so sometimes, if offered.
>>671388700
You are a very interested person, are you not?
>>671388628
good times were had, good food was eaten, vidya was played, movies were watched, but now he has to go work so hes got everything ready to be able to secure a house in the coming months
>>671388795
I am interested in many things
i have been having only bourbon lately to celebrate coming to kentucky, where bourbon is a thing.
>>671388304
i have not had it in chocolate, but i can imagine it being more dessert-y. the only black coffee i've had that i enjoyed more without cream was this keurig cup something that i don't recall the name of. scott's parents had it at their place.
>>671388367
i cannot believe alastor would drop the ball like that
>>671388391
no.
>>671387729
If you're Crona, then don't you want to he ignored?
>>671388969
alright but you didn't get this from me
https://mega.nz/#F!pMJ2BL4Y!FKTZcQBxproY_x8Eox9xLg
Why the avoidance? Just not a fan of the stuff?
And Irish cream is usually at or below 20% ABV.
>>671388995
Bourbon is a good thing.
>>671389432
the best bourbon barely tastes like alcohol, it seems.
I just do not like the idea of being drunk.
I do not want to wake up in a McDonald's bathroom sitting on some random trucker named Carl.
>>671388995
Drop what ball?
Then I will refuse to answer your question, then apologize for it.
>>671388985
Knowledge requires patience.
g/fur threads suck. Less then 1/3 of the pictures posted here are actually porn. The rest is just retarded bullshit
>>671389893
yeah so be patient and all will be revealed
>>671390011
I await with great excitement.
>>671389893
that would be hot though.
you are being zero fun, and a total chump.
>>671389086
thanks fam, looks interesting
hows things?
>>671389065
no, just comfy
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLEEEEY'S
>>671380831
1 of the worst furry related pic i have ever seen.
>>671389966
this
Then either you have some huge misconception of drunkenness, or you simply lack self-control.
Though, I suppose you exert your self-control in having nothing.
I never get very drunk. Just pleasantly so, at best.
What do we do when we hear the secret word, boys and girls?
>>671390056
are you shaking with excitement
i don't know.
>>671390088
pretty alright
same old same old
I am in bed watching that new dredd movie
>>671390467
We scream
>>671390768
whats the secret word
>>671390619
2012?
>>671390619
any good?
shits downloaded now, gonna take a peek
I probably do, but the fact that I do not know how I am when I am drunk concerns me. Thus I will probably allow myself to only get drunk with a specific set of people, and nobody else.
>>671390085
What would be hot?
You are losing me here.
Are you suggesting I succumb to peer pressure?
>>671390428
I am shaking with something.
>>671390907
banana
>>671390946
yeah
I forgot how much I liked the style of it
>>671390987
very good
being drunk does not make you instantly retarded, you would have to be extremely fucking shitfaced to start trying to blow random truckers.
>>671391054
yes, duh.
>>671391103
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>671391160
still funny to me that that justin beiber thing was the impetus for the soundtrack. the composer used the style so well for the movie.
That's a fine general plan, yes.
Just don't edge towards getting blackout drunk, ever. I doubt that you'd suddenly lose every last scruple of inhibition.
Believe.
>>671391103
AHhhhhHhhhHhHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHH
>>671391343
what is this thing
>>671391549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QspuCt1FM9M
That is why I will avoid drinking unless I am doing it with a close friend, or I already am aware of my limits.
>>671391343
It was an exaggeration, but I have heard stories about drunk people, and as a misinformed young adult I must not take my chances with the wrong crowd.
I just do not like talking about myself.
That is just a me thing.
>>671391054
It's not like you become a completely different person.
>>671391691
spooky
you are an alcohol PUSSY!!!!
>>671391780
how can i ever show you untoward affection if you do not allow me some foothold
>>671391966
i think it is uplifting
also i like the original song
STOP
BULLY
>>671391913
I do not know that if I have never experienced it.
>>671391990
Are there any footholds that can be given that do not involve descriptions of myself?
Fortunate that I really only ever drink in the dorms. I can partially understand the concern, but I still feel as though some over-inflate concerns in their minds.
Some just use alcohol as an excuse.
Cait is a happy drunk.
>>671392116
link it
>>671392185
For the most part, yes.
It's really the people I'm with that make me happy.
Like if it was smoking or something I would be fine with it because I already am fully aware of its effects, and I understand that I am fully in control.
I just do not want to drink at a party then start hitting on some guy or say something stupid involving homosexual anthropomorphic pornography on the internet.
That is the main concern.
>>671392530
O-oh
>>671392598
Smoking is a disgusting habit.
>>671392598
what guys would you hit on
>>671392171
how can i get to know you if i cannot get to know you
>>671392239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxCzd_CYKt8
you can almost pretend he is kid michael jackson at times.
>>671392598
it worked well for david
>>671392725
It was an example.
>>671392798
I have absolutely no idea.
>>671392835
Because there is nothing to know about me that is not a waste of time to explain.
>>671392840
it worked okay for me
my friends are pretty open minded though
would you hit on me
I have no idea about smoking.
If you're resolute in not doing stupid things, I'm pretty sure you'd be fine.
Though I can't suppose I understand. Most every time I've been dangerously drunk has just involved me sleeping on the floor with no consequence. Certainly no hitting on anyone.
>>671392654
Like u
why does it feel so nice to lie on the floor when one is drunk
>>671393023
waste my time, baby.
>>671391306
neat, ill download it for when sword gets back
those images are rather nice
>>671393062
You're sweet.
The floor is nice to lie on all the time.
Smoking really changes nothing except your perception or senses a bit. I actually enjoyed both when I tried it. Not worth consistently obtaining, though.
You can hit on me, bb.
>>671393038
I do not need that kind of information associated with me, much less want it.
>>671393215
they are some of my favorite
which kind of smoking
>>671393301
it becomes doubly nice
>>671393400
you are avoiding the question!!
And I feel like being partly drunk never changes me much either.
I'm not hitting on anyone.
>>671393198
Because nothing is spinning as much on the floor.
>>671393239
Must be all the cheesecake.
All three.
>>671393198
Like, you do not understand how much time I waste for other people just by talking about things related to me. I will pass. Does the converse not suffice?
It changes your mood to that of someone who wants to hit on someone.
O-okay.
Smoking dick.
>>671393400
yeah but it's still part of you
>>671393406
thanks fam, always nice to expand my collection
>>671393678
Can't be. It happened before then.
>>671393678
i don't think i've ever been that drunk. i just find the floor very comfortable after three beers or some shots.
>>671393711
you cannot remain an internet cartoon dogman forever.
Remain an internet cartoon dogman forever.
>>671393857
Coercively.
>>671393969
What is wrong with being an internet cartoon dogman?
It certainly doesn't for me.
But hey, everybody's different.
I have a friend who embarrassingly hits on people.
Including me.
>>671393936
I've been having a lot of sweets for a long time.
>>671393969
I'm never getting that drunk again.
It's not pleasant.
Define embarrassingly.
>>671393969
the redheaded tech nerd guy is so cute in this movie
>>671394131
That sounds like a precursor to diabetes.
roy you are ENABLING HIM!
>>671394114
it is a facade.
>>671394269
i found out two days ago that's bill weasley and the general in the new star wars.
>>671394441
Who says one cannot grow fond of a facade?
It's embarrassing for all the witnesses and subjects because it just seemingly comes out of nowhere and can complicate conversation by removing previous momentum.
>>671394403
I have an otherwise healthy lifestyle.
I don't go too crazy.
>>671394441
nice
star wars has the most handsome men
I like being supportive. Also internet cartoon dogmen are cute.
>>671383874
sauce on the image?
Roy stop.
Sounds entertaining, rather.
>>671394679
Boku no zoopets.
roy is cute
but is alastor cute?
>>671394590
that's sad.
>>671394652
kylo ren wasn't handsome. he looked like a kid. i hope they really fuck up his face in the next couple of movies, that would make the casting more sensical.
Lies.
>>671394650
Some of the things you bake are pretty crazy.
>>671394714
No u
Roy could tell you.
>>671394975
Life is ruff.
>>671395052
k
>>671394975
kids can be handsome
have you seen The Raid: Redemption
it's basically Dredd: Indonesian police edition
>>671395102
you do not have to be afraid of these things.
>>671395176
Of what things?
>>671395160
i have not. it is kind of surprising i've even seen dredd.
It's a bit entertaining when you have a friend to laugh with, but it's more awkward because you'd rather not mock it in his presence.
And there's the fact that he already has a boyfriend.
>>671395052
I made cinnamon roll pancakes today.
>>671395235
being yourself, unfiltered.
>>671395246
it is more violent for sure
Stairs is cute. Especially when he starts feeding.
>>671395279
They look delicious.
>>671393861
np fam
There is no way I'd put syrup on those though.
>And there's the fact that he already has a boyfriend.
Most couples of the degenerate preference are okay with that, actually.
>>671395379
I did not say I was filtering myself. In fact I am the most unfiltered here. I just do not like describing myself. I would rather someone else do that for me.
>>671395448
When I am CARRYING you.
stairs is probably pretty cute.
>>671395405
indo style or 2012?
>>671395586
do you not trust your own descriptions?
>>671395586
Behind every successful carry is a great support.
>>671395464
i really need to just grab all his stuff at some point, guro aside its pretty damn nice
A bit of a hasty generalization, I'd say.
But perhaps you're more informed.
>>671395448
And then there's that cheesecake I mentioned earlier in the thread.
It's pretty damn good.
But fuck. Midterms are coming.
>>671395571
Maple blends well with brown sugar and cinnamon. You'd be surprised.
>>671395717
the Indonesian one
a lot more knives
>>671395770
But do you know anything, John Snow?
Too much sugarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You would be surprised. It is just my experience from talking to people.
>>671395717
There exists no positive statements in any description I could put together.
>>671395758
yeah definitely
he has a few image sets that he sells
like 3 but I could only find the 1
are you okay with that, alastor?
>>671395914
it is kind of like moviemaking in those countries is still in america's 70s and 80s.
>>671396036
why are you so harsh on yourself?
Find better people. Like me, obviously.
Come drink with me and bake cakes.
>>671395968
I think I got this in the bag. I started studying for my hardest one last week, and it's this Friday.
People like sugar.
>>671396192
He would rather people like him based on his own merits and personality rather than looks. Hiding his appealing features is the easiest way to go about this.
>>671396121
well they don't have the fuckass retarded ratings system we have
which is honestly killing movies
>>671396041
shits pretty late here tho fam, gonna have to hit the sack soon
thanks man
>>671396433
i was not even thinking about looks anymore.
>>671396468
go on.
>>671395747
You would be surprised how you can carry games without supports, especially with an early game pub stomper.
>>671396192
I like to be realistic to mitigate my disappointment when I must face the reality of my decisions.
>>671396433
Shush.
I do not base it on looks, and even then I do not have appealing features yet. I will soon, however.
the real wombats dont approve boy
>>671396346
I'm proud of you. You're studying ahead and stuff.
I like really sweet stuff sometimes but honestly I prefer less sweet desserts the majority of the time.
>>671396548
Oh. Well I tried.
If it involves anything red velvet, I am in.
>>671396548
basically the only profitable movies are pg 13 so movies across the board get watered down or edged up by their producers to make a profit
it's also pretty sexist since female nudity is more acceptable than male nudity
you have to fight to show dick in your movies
red velvet
just like a colon
Red velvet cheesecake cake is planned.
Two layers of moist red velvet cake with cheesecake in the middle of them, and cream cheese frosting.
>>671396695
Only for the class that I'm afraid of.
I'm a bit more diverse. I definitely like more bitter stuff on the side of chocolate, but I can handle very sweet things.
>>671396605
i think you are exaggerating that realism to some degree.
>>671396695
i-i'm sorry
>>671396878
it is disgraceful that there is a taboo with nudity. it causes children to be ashamed of or not understand the human body.
>>671396605
Yes but we are not talking about me. We are talking about you.
I'll see your self-deprecation and raise you one Falvie image.
Stop making me hungry pls.
>>671397119
If anything it is deserved.
>>671397204
I have been done for a while now.
>>671397119
things are not optimal
>>671397054
I'm not taking the comment back.
If by bitter you mean dark chocolate then I am right with you.
>>671397119
You don't need to be.
>>671397325
Been done?
If you expect me to stop talking about dessert, you have very unrealistic expectations for me.
>>671397615
I don't expect you to.
Like, 70% dark chocolate or so. 100% is interesting.
>>671397615
Yeah. I have kind of just accepted things.
My only motivation for anything is the fact that I do not really have anything else to do otherwise, so I might as well.
>>671398048
You should sleep with me
>>671398150
Dinner is to be expected prior.
>>671397943
100 is like powder isn't it? I think the most I've had is like 90% and it was divine.
>>671398048
I suppose acceptance is admirable.
>>671398376
You would not approve of the things I have accepted if I were to list them.
>>671398244
Get the most expensive meal and the $10 dessert.
>>671398376
They have unsweetened bars.
It's not that pleasant.
>>671398493
Usually the cheap meals are good enough for me.
Why buy a dessert when you can just bake one?
>>671398471
We all have our problems.
>>671398493
They really aren't. The higher concentration ones actually kind of dehydrate me. I need to drink a lot of water with them.
>>671398722
Waiting for it to end anytime now.
baked desserts are overrated T B H
>>671398822
Me too.
>>671398706
Getting dessert at a restaurant feels like a forbidden treat to me.
They're usually pretty good.
I won't buy one at a store, but a restaurant is fine.
>>671398722
I always feel like I can never drink enough liquid. I'm always running out of water.
And the tap water here sucks, so I don't do that.
cheesecake is nice, crumble too
>>671399129
At least you are successful, however.
>>671398967
What's the alternative?
>>671399378
there are several
a nice one is fried fruit with a vanilla cream sauce
>>671399359
It doesn't amount to much when it comes down to it.
>>671399140
Same. I pretty much always have a glass of water next to me.
>>671399724
I don't enjoy fruit for / in dessert.
>>671399899
I should really get back to work, but I don't want to.
>>671400076
wow dropped
>>671399899
Funny.
For some reason I think we are both better equipped to handle each other's situation than that of our own.
>>671376685
That is insanely hot. Holy shit.
>>671400224
I just really fucking love chocolate.
